Joe I'm a 72 year old black man and I have one problem with your videos and that's there's not enough of them I love them they're clever funny entertaining and some are informative, I know it takes time to make a video because of the research and such so I will tell you like one of the people in your videos might say take your time but hurry up .Joe thank you for all the fun and laughs and hope to see more soon and god bless you for the gift of laughter

@jayedeebriggs9880

9 ай бұрын

I agree. I've never laughed so hard as I have since finding these guys. I hate waiting for his videos to come out.

@katie4996

9 ай бұрын

I agree!! MORE JOE! MORE JOE! MORE JOE! Everybody now!….

@paul4586

9 ай бұрын

I’m not a 72 year old black man but agree .

@silver_buzz

9 ай бұрын

this man is so wholesome

@SkFj964

9 ай бұрын

Make sure you catch up on his older videos too. From 6 ish years ago. So funny

"If you eat like shit, you're going to fart like hell, and it'll smell like ass" is the most eloquent phrase I've ever heard and it absolutely took me out for about 5 minutes

"theres just always something about a man that's gross to me" is the funniest thing he's ever said

@hwanwoongs

4 ай бұрын

Not to mention the truest 😭

Joe always says "def wanna do this again" and never delivers. commit to your words funny man.

@Mike90317

2 ай бұрын

Somebody needs to make a list of pending sequels 😅

No wholesome or innocent video has ever started with “so I’m back on Reddit again”. *we’re back, baby*

Is it wrong that a 35 year-old guy is waiting for a girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? Umm....YEAH. That's what we call "grooming" buddy

@innocent-_-

9 ай бұрын

Bro pre-ordered

@pixeedustt.4097

9 ай бұрын

bro lamoo@@innocent-_-

@charmingheartphotography6758

9 ай бұрын

Id loooove to see Joe on the Whatever podcast!

@turnthonkee

9 ай бұрын

@@innocent-_-fucked up but i'm weak

@CreedBrattonTheOffice

9 ай бұрын

@@innocent-_- omfg I'm laughing my ass off here.

There should be a ask Joe or ask Keith segment basically this but for Joe and Keith to tear everyone apart, I personally would love to get roasted by Keith and Joe....that sounds a bit dirty 😅

@donkeyhobo34

9 ай бұрын

I'm in love with you

@jmev.4732

9 ай бұрын

​@@donkeyhobo34Is this the new dating site? Did I miss that memo?

@donkeyhobo34

9 ай бұрын

@@jmev.4732 yeah, I'm in love with you. We should get married

The prawn got me. I thought I was going to pee myself laughing. I had tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard. That was Gold.

When I paint my nails, it chips within 30 minutes. When I paint my toes, that shit is on there 6+ months later. It's impossible to get rid of.

As a nurse, I totally agree with that statement. It’s hard when people aren’t doing well and no quality of life and the family fights to death to keep them alive. 😢

@ImNotaRussianBot

7 ай бұрын

Also, why are humans not allowed to commit suicide? Like, no one made the decision to be born, why is the decision to die given to a government?

As a Pan myself, I love Joe defending Pansexuals, you're right, there's nothing to do with objects involved. Other than frying pans of course 😂

@TheDeven1000

9 ай бұрын

I’m only into women and frying pans. There’s just something about them. I like to warm them up a little and then melt some coconut oil on it and then go to town 😂

@_jaded

9 ай бұрын

Funny as hell after watching Gen V 💀💀

@Standwithvictimsnotagainst

9 ай бұрын

​@@_jadedHA HAHAHAHA YEEEAAAAH U RIGHT

@lukeslayer

9 ай бұрын

You're doing it wrong, put the pan on low and slap a pound of butter on it for about 20 seconds then go to town. That's a true pansexual.

@TVHorrorArt

9 ай бұрын

@@_jadedYES OMLLL

As someone with huge mongaloids, I can confirm that pretty much everyone looks regardless of gender, sometimes I think it’s more akin to seeing someone who’s really tall and less of a seggsual thing. You’re just like, “oh…jeez…”

@ebriff2423

9 ай бұрын

@@shm0ter don't be too jealous. we're out here with chronic back pain 😂

@thejennadeblin

9 ай бұрын

@@ebriff2423 Yes!! I am so sick of the back pain and clothes being too big in the waist and hips because I needed to size up to fit my chest lol

@Starsongzz

9 ай бұрын

@@shm0ter nah don’t be jealous! there’s a reason boobs come in all sizes☺️ plus I think smaller boobs cut some really nice silhouettes😎

@jenahmarie6867

9 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree 100% I've been large chested since I was like 14 and people definitely look, men more so usually, but all people do. I have noticed pretty much any age and gender stare at some point and it's definitely not cause they are attracted to me it's just cause they are so predominantly THERE ya know?

@AirShay

Ай бұрын

As someone who is 4’11” dating a 6’6” man, yes. People just can’t help but stare at things they don’t see every day. Lol

His videos always make me happy when my depression is at its worst. When ever I'm extremely down and needed a laugh I would always watch his older videos to make me smile. I'm so glad he's back. Thank you for making me smile Joe. Hope your well and safe!

@TVHorrorArt

9 ай бұрын

Hope you’re doing alright ❤

@edyoung2621

9 ай бұрын

@tvart4017 I'm taking it day by day. Thank you bud!

@caitlingreene3040

9 ай бұрын

Your doing great! Keep your head up😊🙏🏻💛

@edyoung2621

9 ай бұрын

@caitlingreene3040 thank you so much that means the world

I would take that $1000 and not dump her. What's he gonna do? Tell her?

@runawayfaeIX

9 ай бұрын

Oooh, good move!

@elana_piranha2662

4 ай бұрын

Never thought about that!!

Joe saying that he could find a really attractive guy and still find something about him that’s “ehh no” is SO accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We all get excited when Joe uploads!

@sebastiencyr2142

9 ай бұрын

Just got a chance to sit down and watch the vid i get excited when I get the notification😆

6:10 Take this $1,000 and dump my daughter you gay bastard!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a big woman with giant mommy milkers, I will 100% say that yes we notice, but also…it is DEFINITELY not JUST MEN. 😂 I think I’ve had more OLDER WOMEN just straight STARE at my chest than any men lmao

I just had to put my dog down about 2 hours ago, watched this to feel better and even hearing you dealt with the same thing is somehow comforting. Thank u for a couple almost smiles.

I’ve been on and off watching Joe since the basement days. I love seeing that he’s still going and doing well and just as funny. It’s good to see someone successful and happy.

I genuinely agree with that questions about dogs aging and humans. My grandma was the same way in the end as Joe’s grandma lol, she would open her eyes and be so angry😂 we’re like hey nana… love you… she’s like I WANTED TO DIE THREE DAYS AGO. Sorry to disappoint nana….

She named her daughter Americus, gosh Joe get it right “I’ve seen that movie a bunch of times” bisshh no you haven’t. 😂😂

@donkeyhobo34

9 ай бұрын

I'm in love with you

@larisalynnortiz8979

9 ай бұрын

You beat me to it!!

Staring at men staring is absolutely and underrated activity and very entertaining

@mollyprestler5729

3 ай бұрын

My favorite thing to do 😂

Damn, that euthanasia question was pretty good. Actually curious to see what Joe and other people would think about that.

@jillisaacs8448

9 ай бұрын

It is kinda ridiculous that we can put animals down when they are suffering, but not humans. It's like if I'm old, and suffering or even not suffering, like if I'm basically just laying in bed all day, no "quality of life" like, I should be able to be like "It's check-out time for me" lol

@_BLUU_

9 ай бұрын

​@jillisaacs8448 isn't that what DNRs are for?

@steveneardley7541

9 ай бұрын

Around 11 U.S. states have assisted death laws, where you can get a doctor to end your life. California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado, New Mexico, Vermont, D.C., New Jersey, Maine, Hawaii.

@jmev.4732

9 ай бұрын

​@_BLUU_ Not really. DNR are if you die or become brain dead. It keeps them from trying to bring you back or keeping you on life support. But they are not always honored. My friends wife was resuscitated twice even though she had a DNR. She was on hospice too. The 3rd time she was put on life support with no brain function and finally was released.

@jillisaacs8448

9 ай бұрын

@@_BLUU_ I think DNRs are when like you have a heart attack or something where they have to resuscitate you. So, if you have one, then I don't think they go the measures to bring you back.

5:00 shrimp have the same poop thing down their back. So do crawfish. All of them do 😂

Love all the new content on this channel, you’ve found the perfect formula and I hope this doesn’t burn you out and you can continue making videos and enjoy it the whole time

This made my day! I'm so excited to see a recent video by Joe! Joe you & the guys always make me laugh the hardest I've laughed in a long ass time. I came across you/Santagato Studios & OPL podcast bc it popped up on my KZread & I'm really thankful I did. I lost my mom in April to breast cancer & it's been really hard to get back to regular life, laughs & smiles. You guys however, never fail to make me laugh so hard I am spitting my milk & cereal out from laughing so hard! I just want to say that you guys really make a difference, & i hope you keep posting & doing podcasts! Love all of you! 🩷🫶🏻💖🍻

I would loveeee if y’all did a poetry slam this year those videos are always GOLD 😂🙏🏾

That "YAH MORON" was so cute😂

As a pansexual, can confirm: we are, in fact, attracted to pans. My preference is baking pans, but I’ve known people to prefer skillet pans. Hell, when I feel spicy, there’s just something about the kitchen table that looks mighty fine… But no. It basically means you’re attracted to men, women, non-binary, and trans people. Basically all genders can be attractive for you

@MythicalCrayon

9 ай бұрын

well considering theres only 2 genders, pansexual is the same as bisexual and you'll never change my mind. *shrugs*

@meghanmonroe

9 ай бұрын

I like a nice cookie sheet.

@alison9189

9 ай бұрын

People should really study English, because pan as a prefix means "All". Some other examples: PANtheism PANAmerica PANacea PANgea

@autumnbeeler8643

7 ай бұрын

You're kinda like A PAN, you're willing to cook anything. Lol

@Shiverwar

4 ай бұрын

Y'all are like that rare blood type that can be accepted by all other blood types.

All of these questions were really good honestly. Made me think and laugh. Love it!

We absolutely know if you look at our boobs lmao ya’ll aren’t exactly subtle most of the time 🤣

To the questions about “do women notice…?” I would say typically the answer is yes. In my experiences women are much more aware of little things like men looking at them, probably because we have to for safety 🙃

This is my absolute favorite series from you 😂

14:43 damn near choked on my food when he said that 🤣🤣

So glad these are back!!😂

This was one of my favorites so far!

This was great! Please do another!

It’s been years since I’ve seen one of your videos. Still hilarious I love it.

I definitely think somebody could survive in a Walmart for that long. It’s abandoned, so I’m assuming there’s no running water or electricity. There’s those sunroofs though, so you’ll get a lil something during the day. They have electric lamps and batteries or hey…candles exist. Run outta water? Stick that jug out the door when it rains with a funnel, start a fire, boil it, boom water. So much food. You got all the coloring books, puzzles, crafts and word searches you could ask for. Learn how to knit idfk.

For the question at 3:15 there are places, including here in Canada where if you have serious medical issues you cam do medically assisted dying. My dads friends wife had that done when she had been dealing with really severe cancer.

The whole art dissertation at the end there had me ROLLING! 😂😂😂

I'm so excited and happy! After the day I HAD, I need a good laugh! Thanks guys xo

15:55 god Joe and I have so much in common that’s all I’ve been saying this whole video 😂 everything he says I’m like YESSS 😂

Im convinced that flat-earthers are just trolling and VERY committed to the bit

My cousins are twins and my dad used to call them Kyle or Rory no matter which one he was talking to and even if they had identified themselves 😂

omg never thought i'd see joe mention where the heart is, a CLASSIC

“Home is where the heart is” is a deep cut. Love that movie.

I've been watching your videos for 9 years and you're still hilarious😂😂 got even funnier

I just found your channel and you are hilarious ❤ I love it!😅

I worked with a guy that has 2 prosthetic legs. He was born with a birth defect & had to get both legs amputated when he was a toddler but tells people his legs were bit off by a shark. He gave himself the nickname "shark bait". He even went as far as making a name tag that said "shark bait" 😂😂😂

@SC-dz5ze

8 ай бұрын

My mom is a bilateral amputee and it’s hilarious how many amputees we’ve met that jokingly say it was a shark attack. It’s even funnier now that I’m married to a surfer who lost his leg to a tiger shark 💀

YOUR THE BEST JOE! I appreciate u and your hard work and unbelievable ❤

Everytime I watch a Joe Santagato video or Basement Yard video I try to make it a goal to NOT laugh. But it never works!!!! 😂 oh God, thank you for Joe 🙏 & his friends. ❤

i laughed so hard at the prawn one my knees buckled

More of these videos please 😂😂😂

I dead ass spit my water out when I seen that damn shrimp 😂💀💀

Thanks for still being hilarious

"Oh, my god, that lamp!" 😂😂😂😂

I love the fact that he corrected his friend on the pansexual thing ❤. Thanks joe

Never would I have thought I'd hear Joe talk about Agartha

Rocket Money be like "hey, I heard you don't like all these paid subscriptions... Here's a paid subscription to help you get rid of them"

Joe at 3 mil subs you should take us all to the edge of the earth.

Best part of my day for the last decade.

@donkeyhobo34

9 ай бұрын

I'm in love with you

Definitely do it again.😂

The adult tape with the deceased girlfriend threw me for a loop. That’s crazy in general

the drawing of the prawn killed me

9:50 I imagine knowing 'who's who' would be important for like, medical records at least. Doctor: "OK. Little Jimmy here is allergic to *insert allergy* and coincidentally, little Tommy has *insert medical condition* which needs *Jimmy's allergy* to treat. So, make sure you can don't mix them up." Mother of twins: "Sh*t!"

the drawing of the prawn made me laugh so hard

This was a good one Joe😂

i need joe to react to ASMR like actual asmr not the mukbangs 😭

@pokewifemcgill88

9 ай бұрын

Have you ever watched Brandon Farris react to ASMR, try not to cringe? Especially the boyfriend asmr with Cam gets me dying everytime I watch it if not it's a high recommendation for a good laugh

Great vid Joe!

The dog and old/sick item is spot on.

Does anyone else still say 'BOOM' in their head whenever Joe finishes a video?

There was a mom that got her infant tattooed by a doctor. She has twins. One of the twins has diabetes. The grandmother accidentally gave the wrong baby insulin while babysitting. Now the baby with diabetes has what appears to be a freckle behind his ear.

@Vohotwikx_Te_Axii_Ayroite

9 ай бұрын

At no point did I know where you were going with this.

You were correct (for once 😂) it's a langostine or prawn 🦐

Damn I laughed literally the entire time 😂

Love you Joe😂

So glad I stayed for the last one 😂

After yearssss he still makes me laugh 😂😂

"Wait....................shouldn't you be mourning??" hahahhahah

Please do more 😂

You can definitely tell when they’re looking they never hide it anyway 😂😂

You should do a segment on hemorrhoid cream. maybe talk about Dr. Butler‘s cream. Lol funnier than hell!

47 seconds in and Keith’s background laugh got me rewinding a few times 😅😅

@themissyness

9 ай бұрын

That’s Greg! Love Greg’s laugh, makes it so much funnier.

Joes back! 🙏🙏

actually, eating healthy stuff like vegetables makes your fart smell like hell 🙃

@TojiFushigoroWasTaken

9 ай бұрын

eating raw vegetables will do that...if you have to eat, eat equal portion of carb with it...your farts wont smell bad

@vanessa0111

9 ай бұрын

Is that opposite true as well.? Bc my bf eats like shit and his farts neverr smell

@ead98984

9 ай бұрын

@@vanessa0111yes omg

‘def wanna do this again’ joey baby i don’t think you’ve ever made a part 2 to a reddit video and that’s okay

Love ur videos make days happy 😊

Joe is onto something about the mixing up twin babies thing... like the names really don't matter lol

Daaamn Euro-joe is going on Vacation AGAIN?? Pay Frankie more! 😂

Holy fack Joe thank you for the movie throwback I completely forgot about home is where the heart is

Its Where The Heart Is lol she named her baby Americas. One of my favorite movies, it was based on a true story. Props to you for knowing, tried to show my husband and he never finished it.

It was the hippo for me 🤣🤣🤣

Hello Joe 😊 love your content 😂😂🎉❤

I’m a twin and I wonder the same thing about the names! 😅our mom used to paint one of our toenails too! Too funny. And love the movie where the heart ❤️ is. I have also seen several times. Been with you since your original videos and laugh so hard with each of your videos. Thank you!

Whenever I make a bad joke (usually like a dark humor joke) I always say “I’m so excited to go to hell!” So if there’s a party in hell, I’m going 😂

When I was 6 years old, my sister was born. I remember asking my mom if she'd be able to tell us apart if we had been twins, or if even one of us had been twins, something like that, and how do parents do it. She gave me the "Moms pretty much always know!" line and I never heard anything else about it. I didn't really understand still, grew up never REALLY believing that, and now as an adult child-free woman, completely agree with Joe about the whole "Does it REALLY matter?" sentiment. 🤣🤣 I think, actually no, I KNOW the maternal gene skipped me and I'm perfectly fine with that. Lmao.

Got off subject about “home is where the heart is” took me out 😂😭😂😂😭 such a good movie & strongly agree about naming her America I was pissed how stupid she was in that movie tbh 😂😂😂

My grandfather was born with only half an arm. Just below the elbow was wrapped up by his umbilical chord. He used to tell everyone a shark bit it off.

Just hope Joey knows that shrimp also need to be “de-veined” to get the poop out. U gotta peel it out just like he said about the prawns lol