The Wildest Amazon Reviews Ever Written

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There are some strange products out there on the Internet. Amazon sells just about anything you can imagine - and a lot of things you can't imagine. But the truth is, the best part about a product page on Amazon happens to a little place called the customer review section. It's a magical place where people spend way too much time pouring their hearts and souls into their personal review of a product so that strangers can read it. And let me tell you, there are some GEMS in there. We compiled the most insane reviews that people have ever written. They might not convince you to buy anything, but you will be entertained.
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  • @afranks4384
    @afranks438411 ай бұрын

    Kind of concerned that 242 people found it helpful that 11 cents per demon is a bargain

  • @Mandukis

    @Mandukis

    11 ай бұрын

    Oh but it is

  • @mrsjacksonstewart9266

    @mrsjacksonstewart9266

    11 ай бұрын

    Is it not?

  • @chloebenbrooks7215

    @chloebenbrooks7215

    11 ай бұрын

    Same tho😂😂😂

  • @chloebenbrooks7215

    @chloebenbrooks7215

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@mrsjacksonstewart9266lol

  • @chloebenbrooks7215

    @chloebenbrooks7215

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@Mandukislmao

  • @hoopsm6106
    @hoopsm610611 ай бұрын

    I love that in these videos Joe and Greg don’t hold back and will bust our ears with their laughter! It makes in so much better.

  • @Lunch.b0x

    @Lunch.b0x

    11 ай бұрын

    Honestly sometimes the laughing is the best part. It makes me crack up harder for sure 😂😂

  • @thisheatherlynn
    @thisheatherlynn11 ай бұрын

    "11 cents per demon" -- "I'm not tapped into the market, but that seems like a steal." That is some pro commentary, right there.

  • @drew4296

    @drew4296

    11 ай бұрын

    Oooo you're paying way to much for Demons, who's your demon guy?

  • @Mandukis

    @Mandukis

    11 ай бұрын

    Big business Joe

  • @EnigmaGirl831
    @EnigmaGirl83111 ай бұрын

    I work for Amazon and i was in their customer returns department for about a year and a half. Let me tell you that the reason for returning the item is just as hilarious as the reviews. One time, someone returned a pressure washer and they were complaining about the water pressure, they said that they could piss a harder stream than this washer could lol.

  • @NateMcCoy1194
    @NateMcCoy119411 ай бұрын

    2:53 I damn near pissed myself both from laughter and terror at the same time. Only Joe can pull that off

  • @NaomiElizabeth96
    @NaomiElizabeth9611 ай бұрын

    11 cents a demon? I mean where will you get a better deal , not even in hell

  • @kiitycatmeeow4882
    @kiitycatmeeow488211 ай бұрын

    I literally died at the same time as Joe and coughed at the same time over that fucking mask lol

  • @thedwyeroffensive
    @thedwyeroffensive11 ай бұрын

    Missed on the Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. Definitely needed that for this video

  • @stephyannette

    @stephyannette

    11 ай бұрын

    I was hoping he would read those

  • @carag2567

    @carag2567

    11 ай бұрын

    The greatest reviews in the history of reviewing things. As if Haribo is what the internet was created for.

  • @StonieSG

    @StonieSG

    11 ай бұрын

    I actually think I heard that review from Joe a few years ago!

  • @katievargo6642

    @katievargo6642

    11 ай бұрын

    I’m late to the party on this and need to know what the scoop is on this… are the reviews for them just immaculately written?

  • @rebecca-rosesantamaria254

    @rebecca-rosesantamaria254

    11 ай бұрын

    I just mentioned them in my own comments, I was so disappointed they weren’t mentioned. I do think though that they’re are so many hilarious reviews for that to do a full video.

  • @Starsongzz
    @Starsongzz11 ай бұрын

    Ngl Joe, the stache is giving locksmith that keeps copies of women’s keys for himself

  • @Mel-nx5vh

    @Mel-nx5vh

    11 ай бұрын

    💀💀

  • @stevebennett9839
    @stevebennett983911 ай бұрын

    I literaly haven't laughed like this in way too long. Joe is fucking great. The squirrel finger puppets had me crying.

  • @kj7792

    @kj7792

    11 ай бұрын

    Stupid is as stupid does...needs a manual to put on fingers 🤪

  • @charmecholotus

    @charmecholotus

    9 ай бұрын

    I have those actually. My friend got them for me for a joke for my birthday and I love just messing with people when I wear them

  • @ericaevoy1
    @ericaevoy111 ай бұрын

    My favorite thing about all of the words in the title of the items, is when the Alexa says it. You listen to her go on forever 😂

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller41711 ай бұрын

    Never have I laughed and screamed at the same time until 2:53. At first I thought it was the dude’s skin peeling off before I realized what it was. 😂😂😂

  • @rebecca-rosesantamaria254

    @rebecca-rosesantamaria254

    11 ай бұрын

    I said something similar, it was both hilarious and terrifying

  • @daltonmoen1404
    @daltonmoen140411 ай бұрын

    Joe, I've been a fan since vine. I just got evicted from my apartment and as I'm stressing out about this, watching your videos is helping bring some brightness to my life. Thank you man, your videos always make me laugh

  • @moonriverinc7896

    @moonriverinc7896

    11 ай бұрын

    Ugh i just got fired so I feel this stress. Hope things get better soon!!

  • @100SmilesAway

    @100SmilesAway

    11 ай бұрын

    i'm so sorry to hear that :( I hope everything will turn around for you soon!

  • @bradenkennedy420

    @bradenkennedy420

    11 ай бұрын

    I hope everything gets better for you! Prayers ❤

  • @kj7792

    @kj7792

    11 ай бұрын

    Awe. So sorry 🙏prayers you make it somewhere better

  • @DannyDoggedYou

    @DannyDoggedYou

    11 ай бұрын

    Be safe brother

  • @sausageandrice6438
    @sausageandrice643811 ай бұрын

    It has been forever since I’ve watched this man, i remember his people of Craigslist and Walmart series from back when it started you’ve come a long way! I’m proud

  • @kellyarsenault5919

    @kellyarsenault5919

    10 ай бұрын

    Me too! Just rediscovered Joe. Still funny as ever.

  • @SlackStyle09
    @SlackStyle0911 ай бұрын

    I once saw a review of "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge" CD and the person said "didn't get the CD. i was given a box of candles instead." With a picture included No further explanation given.

  • @rebecca-rosesantamaria254
    @rebecca-rosesantamaria25411 ай бұрын

    I half laughed-half screamed at 2:53 , that was somehow simultaneously hysterically funny and deeply disturbing. Please make this a series, if you do you HAVE to read all the reviews of Haribo sugar free gummy bears, I did once and I laughed till I cried. Another great one would be all the reviews of the movie Cats, they’re just as funny as the gummy bear reviews and I was dying reading them.

  • @emilyfusciardi6398

    @emilyfusciardi6398

    11 ай бұрын

    hahaha yesss i came here to comment ab the sugar free gummy bears! funniest thing i've read in a long time.

  • @JBradleyRN
    @JBradleyRN11 ай бұрын

    "I'd have bought that book twice by now" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesonthehills
    @jamesonthehills11 ай бұрын

    i swear this guy's laughter is funnier than the whole video combined (which is already hilarious)

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent11 ай бұрын

    That squirrel review had to be fake. 😂

  • @professionalfunny7035
    @professionalfunny703511 ай бұрын

    this channel is 5/5 stars 🌟

  • @DRJ1127
    @DRJ112711 ай бұрын

    Your laugh is so contagious!! They're even funnier because of your reactions!

  • @AustinRoberts88
    @AustinRoberts8811 ай бұрын

    I’ve been studying for a major job interview all day and was feeling stressed about it. lol this made me laugh really hard and stop worrying about it, thanks for posting!

  • @currentlymason4711

    @currentlymason4711

    11 ай бұрын

    Don’t know what it is but YOU GOT THIS! Good luck!

  • @Hqdes666
    @Hqdes66611 ай бұрын

    I’m watching this at the gym and I’m laughing so fucking hard looking awkward as all hell. Love your laugh man contagious as fuck

  • @carinafleming

    @carinafleming

    10 ай бұрын

    I was just at the gym doing the same thing and one of the trainers was looking at me and I said “joe santigato” and she said “ohhh makes sense” 😂

  • @thatgirlwithbangs
    @thatgirlwithbangs11 ай бұрын

    “And now you need a new bed.” Really got me

  • @RealSaulGoodman78
    @RealSaulGoodman7811 ай бұрын

    I was feeling sad Joe uploads a video My day got better thanks Joe ❤

  • @ayushijuneja24
    @ayushijuneja2411 ай бұрын

    Joe. Please. Please do this year's Slam Poetry, please 😭

  • @carag2567

    @carag2567

    11 ай бұрын

    ******😎 snapping in approval of this comment 😎******

  • @Mamma_Kinzie
    @Mamma_Kinzie11 ай бұрын

    I test products and do product reviews. I laughed so hard at this. I get the products sent to me from Amazon stores. For some reason the sex toys and s&m stuff I'm asked to test and write a review. HELL NAW there is no way my name and face will go next to something like that. Lol

  • @reshpeck
    @reshpeck11 ай бұрын

    The squirrel finger puppet review was obviously (and hilariously) a joke review, come on!

  • @livcamryn8912
    @livcamryn891211 ай бұрын

    The kicker is that it’s not actually 11 cents a demon… it’s 9 😂

  • @Splat-25
    @Splat-2511 ай бұрын

    Joe.... The squirrel fingers I'm almost certain.... Was sarcastic satire. 😂

  • @dylanmiller6902
    @dylanmiller690211 ай бұрын

    I love hearing Greg crack up in the background. Love this content guys! This is the kinda stuff I come to the channel to see. Keep up the wonderful comedy 😊

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc789611 ай бұрын

    Reminds me of when I worked in an Amazon returns facility and working the Hazmat stations meant you found a LOT of returned (yes returned and often used) adult toys. 💀💀

  • @clarkepi2011
    @clarkepi201111 ай бұрын

    I used to work at Amazon costumer service and the reviews from angry people 😂😂 also those calls 😂😩

  • @Cha0skitt3n
    @Cha0skitt3n11 ай бұрын

    This had me laughing my ass off crying, 11¢ for a demon😂 thank you Joe for this amazing video I really needed it during hard times😂💕

  • @Jayne1971
    @Jayne197111 ай бұрын

    I can honestly say that Joe is the only youtuber that has me crying in hysterics every time. God, I love this channel! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lukeslayer
    @lukeslayer11 ай бұрын

    I haven't genuinely laughed in a while 😂 Thank you dude 👏👌

  • @shawndubbz
    @shawndubbz11 ай бұрын

    I was SO hoping you’d add “thriving” to the thirty dirty stories book! I laughed out loud dude!

  • @cathyjurczak
    @cathyjurczak11 ай бұрын

    I love Greg’s laughter in the background 😂😂😂

  • @wrathofsavage
    @wrathofsavage11 ай бұрын

    242 people found it helpful that 72 demons for 11 cents 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @christina71219
    @christina7121911 ай бұрын

    2:52 I am deceased!!!☠️💀😂😂😂😂

  • @christina71219

    @christina71219

    11 ай бұрын

    Joes laugh made it so much better!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @Huntr-bg7cm
    @Huntr-bg7cm11 ай бұрын

    I just rediscovered you channel after years. Great to see you are having so much success. "Idiots of the Internet" was my jam back in the day. Good to see your sense of humor has lasted.

  • @CathysWorld383
    @CathysWorld3839 ай бұрын

    The absolute ridiculousness of 11 cents per demon has me crying 🤣

  • @shaymaremy8613
    @shaymaremy861311 ай бұрын

    When I get a notification that Joe uploaded a video, I drop everything that I'm doing and entertain myself.

  • @HollieDay.
    @HollieDay.11 ай бұрын

    No but that mask is technically amazing because that shit was TERRIFYING. I am wheezing at the expectation vs reality 😂

  • @MrCaboose83
    @MrCaboose8311 ай бұрын

    Keep these coming joe! The squirrel finger puppet had me pull off the side of the road i laughed soooo hard

  • @xoxoNicholeLove
    @xoxoNicholeLove11 ай бұрын

    Watched this at the gym on the treadmill and tried so hard to contain my laugh 😂😂😂

  • @kateclifton8035
    @kateclifton803511 ай бұрын

    You should read the reviews for the weener cleaner priceless 😂😂😂

  • @adira1211
    @adira121111 ай бұрын

    the fact that the review for the thrusty rusty dildy wildy with usb-c or whatever popped up for a sec after showing the squirrel finger thing had me worried

  • @lisav6539
    @lisav653911 ай бұрын

    I cant ever be serious watching joe i swear to god ! dude is hilarious asf without trying , love all his videos

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit127311 ай бұрын

    Man, imagine people paying for erotica when ao3 exists.

  • @GetZeducated
    @GetZeducated11 ай бұрын

    Absolutely love ur vids and ur podcast. But we really need more people of Walmart

  • @beckyterra3493

    @beckyterra3493

    11 ай бұрын

    Full agree. I wanna see him to react to rhe wild masks people wire in Walmart during 2020 to 2022

  • @kibbified
    @kibbified11 ай бұрын

    How not getting the joke abt the squirrel puppet is hilarious

  • @lilyhoffer4953
    @lilyhoffer495310 ай бұрын

    I literally sit there with zero facial expressions when I watch anything at all EXCEPT for your videos. I'm over here by myself giggling to myself like a weirdo. Gotta love you sir.😂

  • @christenawashburn8193
    @christenawashburn819311 ай бұрын

    I had to pause to catch my breath after, "it's already knocked a leg off the bed". 😅😂

  • @shadowbailey
    @shadowbailey9 ай бұрын

    I legitimately had to pause the video when he said GIRTHY cause I was laughing so hard I choked

  • @ImAmyWhite
    @ImAmyWhite5 ай бұрын

    squirrel bit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrissyhalliday3810
    @chrissyhalliday38107 ай бұрын

    By the 10 minute mark I was laughing so hard for two long and I may have pulled a abdominal muscle!!! I needed this!

  • @brianaortiz6773
    @brianaortiz677311 ай бұрын

    Daddy Joe is back!!!

  • @Sw3dishSthlm
    @Sw3dishSthlm11 ай бұрын

    So I was lauging out loud at the old guy mask, my mother asked me what I was laughing about and came over to watch what I was looking at, the OF COURSE an ad about (preventing) childrens cancer came up so she thought I was laughing at that, like a psycho…

  • @Trackedupsmalls03
    @Trackedupsmalls0311 ай бұрын

    Joe is looking more like a Jose with that mustache but still cute 😂 love your videos btw you’re hilarious

  • @NeverGone23
    @NeverGone2311 ай бұрын

    I think the timeless classic for squirrel puppet is "Wild squirrel in my pants"

  • @meleahsanchez8879
    @meleahsanchez887911 ай бұрын

    This is fkn hilarious, and my daughter actually has those creepy looking squirrel fingers lol ask me why she wanted it..IDK!!!!!

  • @roanoke42
    @roanoke4211 ай бұрын

    This video reminds me how much I hate the absurd over-use of keywords in Amazon listings. Joe perfectly captures the frustration and confusion of reading these.

  • @Acesfull82
    @Acesfull8211 ай бұрын

    Pear-uh-knee-umm there ya go. But the emphasize of the word girthy took me out. Ohhhh man 😂😂😂

  • @sonjahesse1089
    @sonjahesse108911 ай бұрын

    Love these videos, Joe!! Thanks for giving us some more content! Hilarious!! 😂

  • @brandonrauscher3647
    @brandonrauscher364711 ай бұрын

    Joes blood pressure is up every video 🤣

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost491011 ай бұрын

    2:49 we love a 13 Going on 30 reference 😂

  • @haleyward2635
    @haleyward263511 ай бұрын

    I love you and frank so much! When you guys upload I know it's gonna be a good day.

  • @taneliastedford
    @taneliastedford11 ай бұрын

    I am so glad these are back!!!

  • @TheWicked003
    @TheWicked00311 ай бұрын

    I recently read a fuckin wild review on the One Chip challenge. Some lady described the whole experience and at one point was like "it's like sticking your tongue into a jar of fibreglass". Had me howling lol.

  • @spice1379
    @spice13799 ай бұрын

    @joesantagato happy you're back here on KZread doing this videos. I missed you!!! Thanks for the laughs. Oh, and can you make a 2023 People of Walmart video please. ❤❤❤

  • @lindsaypatterson136
    @lindsaypatterson1366 ай бұрын

    Joey, I could listen to you laugh all day! It just makes me laugh til I cry!! The best!😂

  • @kittykinss
    @kittykinss11 ай бұрын

    Well now you know you guys have to do more like these. This had me rolling

  • @midnitest0rm
    @midnitest0rm11 ай бұрын

    2:53 I’m gonna be seeing that in my nightmares for the next 2 years at least

  • @annastepanova4669
    @annastepanova46697 ай бұрын

    My favorite activity is to get high and read reviews for gaming shit (like headphones, keybords, etc). These are the most hilarious and psychotic things ive ever seen! 10/10 nerds! Recommend!

  • @niicolerenae9264
    @niicolerenae926411 ай бұрын

    Some of these titles make me feel that the people who type them are the ones who used extra words on their essays in HS to get to the required number count 😂

  • @Timothious_Maximus
    @Timothious_Maximus6 ай бұрын

    The squirrel review was so funny I legitimately almost suffocated from laughing so hard for so long. This video is fucking lethal.

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox392911 ай бұрын

    Rocket money and Seat Geek are pretty cool for agreeing to be featured in a video with a sex machine review in it 🤣

  • @Chrissy01013
    @Chrissy010135 ай бұрын

    "And now ya need a new bed" 😂😂😂😂

  • @GigiButterflie
    @GigiButterflie11 ай бұрын

    Idk why this showed up, but the old man mask made me so glad I did. I. Am. CRYING.

  • @OmarTheOwl
    @OmarTheOwl11 ай бұрын

    I would love to see what these people would write for the review of that machine in the eurotrip movie. The scene where he's trying to tell xena to stop and she brings out the jackhammer drill thing with attachments.

  • @carag2567
    @carag256711 ай бұрын

    Can you please review the entire Archie McFee catalogue? So many jokes that they almost write themselves. Please and thank you! 😂

  • @LydiaWilmington2023
    @LydiaWilmington202311 ай бұрын

    When he said stinky stories I lost my shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @COBHC412
    @COBHC41211 ай бұрын

    Joe, with that mustache you have to recreate your dads tennis photo

  • @JillianJr
    @JillianJr7 ай бұрын

    At least two of these are bots, but it’s still funny as hell lmao

  • @chameleon6913
    @chameleon691311 ай бұрын

    I am crying :D please make more of these and pleaaasee read the reviews till the end... they are hilarious. Thank you, guys :D

  • @Jess-ld9gv
    @Jess-ld9gv11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 Comments like these really do exist!!! I ordered a bed frame online once, and i saw a review that said "Very sturdy. I had a fat chick over the other night, and it held up the weight of both of us". 😂😂😂 I was dying in laughter!!! Lol

  • @nykkiwise8447
    @nykkiwise844711 ай бұрын

    Im crying laughing at the 11 cents per demon. "Whats the math on that? OH"

  • @janawalker2184
    @janawalker218411 ай бұрын

    Been waiting for a video!!!

  • @cannsmith
    @cannsmith11 ай бұрын

    Lol Joe screaming about commas reminds me of Patrick Mahomes’ tweet. Sometimes things are funnier without commas

  • @abbys9054
    @abbys905411 ай бұрын

    Love that the underpants for hands was the shortest description 😅

  • @Jacedives
    @Jacedives11 ай бұрын

    9:24 you have the wrong review up but it made it even funnier

  • @pavzienchuk7074
    @pavzienchuk707411 ай бұрын

    Joe, u gotta bring back idiots of the internet

  • @AryonaSamoto
    @AryonaSamoto11 ай бұрын

    This was ridiculously hilarious🤣 Thank you, I needed to laugh🤗

  • @erinkelly3095
    @erinkelly30953 ай бұрын

    Finally, a category I fucking NEED. Thanks joe. 😁 if you dont look up the reviews for haribo's sugar-free gummy bears, though, you're missing out, bud.

  • @_mayuu2335
    @_mayuu233511 ай бұрын

    Shame joe didnt check out the dirty books to see how many there actually are LOL

  • @intensebanana12
    @intensebanana1211 ай бұрын

    You should read the review on Sugar Free Haribo Gummy bears

  • @ianrl_
    @ianrl_11 ай бұрын

    Nah I died laughing when that grandpa face mask showed up 💀

  • @heatherzipko8285
    @heatherzipko828511 ай бұрын

    I just spit out my drink. I’m crying laughing.

  • @ninomitchell2039
    @ninomitchell20395 ай бұрын

    3:33 I guess we know what Joe's into lol

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