The Wildest Amazon Reviews Ever Written
Комедия
Try Rocket Money for free: RocketMoney.co...
Use code JOE for $20 off your first SeatGeek order: seatgeek.oneli...
There are some strange products out there on the Internet. Amazon sells just about anything you can imagine - and a lot of things you can't imagine. But the truth is, the best part about a product page on Amazon happens to a little place called the customer review section. It's a magical place where people spend way too much time pouring their hearts and souls into their personal review of a product so that strangers can read it. And let me tell you, there are some GEMS in there. We compiled the most insane reviews that people have ever written. They might not convince you to buy anything, but you will be entertained.
Business Inquiries: greg@santagatostudios.com
#funny #comedy #joesantagato
Пікірлер: 434
Kind of concerned that 242 people found it helpful that 11 cents per demon is a bargain
@Mandukis
11 ай бұрын
Oh but it is
@mrsjacksonstewart9266
11 ай бұрын
Is it not?
@chloebenbrooks7215
11 ай бұрын
Same tho😂😂😂
@chloebenbrooks7215
11 ай бұрын
@@mrsjacksonstewart9266lol
@chloebenbrooks7215
11 ай бұрын
@@Mandukislmao
I love that in these videos Joe and Greg don’t hold back and will bust our ears with their laughter! It makes in so much better.
@Lunch.b0x
11 ай бұрын
Honestly sometimes the laughing is the best part. It makes me crack up harder for sure 😂😂
"11 cents per demon" -- "I'm not tapped into the market, but that seems like a steal." That is some pro commentary, right there.
@drew4296
11 ай бұрын
Oooo you're paying way to much for Demons, who's your demon guy?
@Mandukis
11 ай бұрын
Big business Joe
I work for Amazon and i was in their customer returns department for about a year and a half. Let me tell you that the reason for returning the item is just as hilarious as the reviews. One time, someone returned a pressure washer and they were complaining about the water pressure, they said that they could piss a harder stream than this washer could lol.
2:53 I damn near pissed myself both from laughter and terror at the same time. Only Joe can pull that off
11 cents a demon? I mean where will you get a better deal , not even in hell
I literally died at the same time as Joe and coughed at the same time over that fucking mask lol
Missed on the Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. Definitely needed that for this video
@stephyannette
11 ай бұрын
I was hoping he would read those
@carag2567
11 ай бұрын
The greatest reviews in the history of reviewing things. As if Haribo is what the internet was created for.
@StonieSG
11 ай бұрын
I actually think I heard that review from Joe a few years ago!
@katievargo6642
11 ай бұрын
I’m late to the party on this and need to know what the scoop is on this… are the reviews for them just immaculately written?
@rebecca-rosesantamaria254
11 ай бұрын
I just mentioned them in my own comments, I was so disappointed they weren’t mentioned. I do think though that they’re are so many hilarious reviews for that to do a full video.
Ngl Joe, the stache is giving locksmith that keeps copies of women’s keys for himself
@Mel-nx5vh
11 ай бұрын
💀💀
I literaly haven't laughed like this in way too long. Joe is fucking great. The squirrel finger puppets had me crying.
@kj7792
11 ай бұрын
Stupid is as stupid does...needs a manual to put on fingers 🤪
@charmecholotus
9 ай бұрын
I have those actually. My friend got them for me for a joke for my birthday and I love just messing with people when I wear them
My favorite thing about all of the words in the title of the items, is when the Alexa says it. You listen to her go on forever 😂
Never have I laughed and screamed at the same time until 2:53. At first I thought it was the dude’s skin peeling off before I realized what it was. 😂😂😂
@rebecca-rosesantamaria254
11 ай бұрын
I said something similar, it was both hilarious and terrifying
Joe, I've been a fan since vine. I just got evicted from my apartment and as I'm stressing out about this, watching your videos is helping bring some brightness to my life. Thank you man, your videos always make me laugh
@moonriverinc7896
11 ай бұрын
Ugh i just got fired so I feel this stress. Hope things get better soon!!
@100SmilesAway
11 ай бұрын
i'm so sorry to hear that :( I hope everything will turn around for you soon!
@bradenkennedy420
11 ай бұрын
I hope everything gets better for you! Prayers ❤
@kj7792
11 ай бұрын
Awe. So sorry 🙏prayers you make it somewhere better
@DannyDoggedYou
11 ай бұрын
Be safe brother
It has been forever since I’ve watched this man, i remember his people of Craigslist and Walmart series from back when it started you’ve come a long way! I’m proud
@kellyarsenault5919
10 ай бұрын
Me too! Just rediscovered Joe. Still funny as ever.
I once saw a review of "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge" CD and the person said "didn't get the CD. i was given a box of candles instead." With a picture included No further explanation given.
I half laughed-half screamed at 2:53 , that was somehow simultaneously hysterically funny and deeply disturbing. Please make this a series, if you do you HAVE to read all the reviews of Haribo sugar free gummy bears, I did once and I laughed till I cried. Another great one would be all the reviews of the movie Cats, they’re just as funny as the gummy bear reviews and I was dying reading them.
@emilyfusciardi6398
11 ай бұрын
hahaha yesss i came here to comment ab the sugar free gummy bears! funniest thing i've read in a long time.
"I'd have bought that book twice by now" 🤣🤣🤣
i swear this guy's laughter is funnier than the whole video combined (which is already hilarious)
That squirrel review had to be fake. 😂
this channel is 5/5 stars 🌟
Your laugh is so contagious!! They're even funnier because of your reactions!
I’ve been studying for a major job interview all day and was feeling stressed about it. lol this made me laugh really hard and stop worrying about it, thanks for posting!
@currentlymason4711
11 ай бұрын
Don’t know what it is but YOU GOT THIS! Good luck!
I’m watching this at the gym and I’m laughing so fucking hard looking awkward as all hell. Love your laugh man contagious as fuck
@carinafleming
10 ай бұрын
I was just at the gym doing the same thing and one of the trainers was looking at me and I said “joe santigato” and she said “ohhh makes sense” 😂
“And now you need a new bed.” Really got me
I was feeling sad Joe uploads a video My day got better thanks Joe ❤
Joe. Please. Please do this year's Slam Poetry, please 😭
@carag2567
11 ай бұрын
******😎 snapping in approval of this comment 😎******
I test products and do product reviews. I laughed so hard at this. I get the products sent to me from Amazon stores. For some reason the sex toys and s&m stuff I'm asked to test and write a review. HELL NAW there is no way my name and face will go next to something like that. Lol
The squirrel finger puppet review was obviously (and hilariously) a joke review, come on!
The kicker is that it’s not actually 11 cents a demon… it’s 9 😂
Joe.... The squirrel fingers I'm almost certain.... Was sarcastic satire. 😂
I love hearing Greg crack up in the background. Love this content guys! This is the kinda stuff I come to the channel to see. Keep up the wonderful comedy 😊
Reminds me of when I worked in an Amazon returns facility and working the Hazmat stations meant you found a LOT of returned (yes returned and often used) adult toys. 💀💀
I used to work at Amazon costumer service and the reviews from angry people 😂😂 also those calls 😂😩
This had me laughing my ass off crying, 11¢ for a demon😂 thank you Joe for this amazing video I really needed it during hard times😂💕
I can honestly say that Joe is the only youtuber that has me crying in hysterics every time. God, I love this channel! 😂😂😂😂
I haven't genuinely laughed in a while 😂 Thank you dude 👏👌
I was SO hoping you’d add “thriving” to the thirty dirty stories book! I laughed out loud dude!
I love Greg’s laughter in the background 😂😂😂
242 people found it helpful that 72 demons for 11 cents 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼♀️
2:52 I am deceased!!!☠️💀😂😂😂😂
@christina71219
11 ай бұрын
Joes laugh made it so much better!!!!!😂😂😂
I just rediscovered you channel after years. Great to see you are having so much success. "Idiots of the Internet" was my jam back in the day. Good to see your sense of humor has lasted.
The absolute ridiculousness of 11 cents per demon has me crying 🤣
When I get a notification that Joe uploaded a video, I drop everything that I'm doing and entertain myself.
No but that mask is technically amazing because that shit was TERRIFYING. I am wheezing at the expectation vs reality 😂
Keep these coming joe! The squirrel finger puppet had me pull off the side of the road i laughed soooo hard
Watched this at the gym on the treadmill and tried so hard to contain my laugh 😂😂😂
You should read the reviews for the weener cleaner priceless 😂😂😂
the fact that the review for the thrusty rusty dildy wildy with usb-c or whatever popped up for a sec after showing the squirrel finger thing had me worried
I cant ever be serious watching joe i swear to god ! dude is hilarious asf without trying , love all his videos
Man, imagine people paying for erotica when ao3 exists.
Absolutely love ur vids and ur podcast. But we really need more people of Walmart
@beckyterra3493
11 ай бұрын
Full agree. I wanna see him to react to rhe wild masks people wire in Walmart during 2020 to 2022
How not getting the joke abt the squirrel puppet is hilarious
I literally sit there with zero facial expressions when I watch anything at all EXCEPT for your videos. I'm over here by myself giggling to myself like a weirdo. Gotta love you sir.😂
I had to pause to catch my breath after, "it's already knocked a leg off the bed". 😅😂
I legitimately had to pause the video when he said GIRTHY cause I was laughing so hard I choked
squirrel bit was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
By the 10 minute mark I was laughing so hard for two long and I may have pulled a abdominal muscle!!! I needed this!
Daddy Joe is back!!!
So I was lauging out loud at the old guy mask, my mother asked me what I was laughing about and came over to watch what I was looking at, the OF COURSE an ad about (preventing) childrens cancer came up so she thought I was laughing at that, like a psycho…
Joe is looking more like a Jose with that mustache but still cute 😂 love your videos btw you’re hilarious
I think the timeless classic for squirrel puppet is "Wild squirrel in my pants"
This is fkn hilarious, and my daughter actually has those creepy looking squirrel fingers lol ask me why she wanted it..IDK!!!!!
This video reminds me how much I hate the absurd over-use of keywords in Amazon listings. Joe perfectly captures the frustration and confusion of reading these.
Pear-uh-knee-umm there ya go. But the emphasize of the word girthy took me out. Ohhhh man 😂😂😂
Love these videos, Joe!! Thanks for giving us some more content! Hilarious!! 😂
Joes blood pressure is up every video 🤣
2:49 we love a 13 Going on 30 reference 😂
I love you and frank so much! When you guys upload I know it's gonna be a good day.
I am so glad these are back!!!
I recently read a fuckin wild review on the One Chip challenge. Some lady described the whole experience and at one point was like "it's like sticking your tongue into a jar of fibreglass". Had me howling lol.
@joesantagato happy you're back here on KZread doing this videos. I missed you!!! Thanks for the laughs. Oh, and can you make a 2023 People of Walmart video please. ❤❤❤
Joey, I could listen to you laugh all day! It just makes me laugh til I cry!! The best!😂
Well now you know you guys have to do more like these. This had me rolling
2:53 I’m gonna be seeing that in my nightmares for the next 2 years at least
My favorite activity is to get high and read reviews for gaming shit (like headphones, keybords, etc). These are the most hilarious and psychotic things ive ever seen! 10/10 nerds! Recommend!
Some of these titles make me feel that the people who type them are the ones who used extra words on their essays in HS to get to the required number count 😂
The squirrel review was so funny I legitimately almost suffocated from laughing so hard for so long. This video is fucking lethal.
Rocket money and Seat Geek are pretty cool for agreeing to be featured in a video with a sex machine review in it 🤣
"And now ya need a new bed" 😂😂😂😂
Idk why this showed up, but the old man mask made me so glad I did. I. Am. CRYING.
I would love to see what these people would write for the review of that machine in the eurotrip movie. The scene where he's trying to tell xena to stop and she brings out the jackhammer drill thing with attachments.
Can you please review the entire Archie McFee catalogue? So many jokes that they almost write themselves. Please and thank you! 😂
When he said stinky stories I lost my shit 😂😂😂😂
Joe, with that mustache you have to recreate your dads tennis photo
At least two of these are bots, but it’s still funny as hell lmao
I am crying :D please make more of these and pleaaasee read the reviews till the end... they are hilarious. Thank you, guys :D
😂😂😂 Comments like these really do exist!!! I ordered a bed frame online once, and i saw a review that said "Very sturdy. I had a fat chick over the other night, and it held up the weight of both of us". 😂😂😂 I was dying in laughter!!! Lol
Im crying laughing at the 11 cents per demon. "Whats the math on that? OH"
Been waiting for a video!!!
Lol Joe screaming about commas reminds me of Patrick Mahomes’ tweet. Sometimes things are funnier without commas
Love that the underpants for hands was the shortest description 😅
9:24 you have the wrong review up but it made it even funnier
Joe, u gotta bring back idiots of the internet
This was ridiculously hilarious🤣 Thank you, I needed to laugh🤗
Finally, a category I fucking NEED. Thanks joe. 😁 if you dont look up the reviews for haribo's sugar-free gummy bears, though, you're missing out, bud.
Shame joe didnt check out the dirty books to see how many there actually are LOL
You should read the review on Sugar Free Haribo Gummy bears
Nah I died laughing when that grandpa face mask showed up 💀
I just spit out my drink. I’m crying laughing.
3:33 I guess we know what Joe's into lol