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The Craziest Confessions On The Internet
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Nothing is more interesting than someone sharing their deepest, darkest secret with the world. That's why the reddit confessions page is one of our favorite places on the internet. We dove deep into the page to find the most thrilling, honest, and shocking confessions we could find. And naturally Joe reacted to them.
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“That’s one of the most dangerous triangles, besides the Bermuda triangle” lord I’ve missed this man’s wisdom
The hole in the condom story was legitimately so fucked up. The guy literally ruined that girl’s life and left his kid to grow up without a father all because he was too scared to be honest about himself. I hope the girl and the baby are doing well and I hope the guy is doing absolutely terrible.
@caitlyn7343
9 ай бұрын
Up until the end I suspect this guy was my dad. Glad it’s not.
@Shakodancer16
9 ай бұрын
I hope at some point she sued him for child support
@firefly8589
9 ай бұрын
He didn't leave the kid though, the parents are probably the ones who made the choices for the girl.
@laurahamilton8868
9 ай бұрын
I feel terrible for that girl and hope like hell that her life is better now.
@tomf4122
9 ай бұрын
i hope they're both alright but i hope the guy learned his lesson and makes amends in the future
Greg's laughs in the background always kill me, like he's so proud of the posts he chooses to show to Joe
Until now I didn't know there was a good reason to assault a minor as a 25 year old
@jennifersaunders5547
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂same
@abcdefg54321x
Ай бұрын
UNTIL NOW being the key words😂
@honeyshemp
Ай бұрын
read this before I saw the context in the vid and was so confused 😭😭
@ImminentFates
Ай бұрын
@@honeyshemp lol
Se*ual orientation doesn't mean sh*t to a baby with no father. He should feel terrible. No matter what you go through in life, no matter where you stand on things, no matter what your beliefs are, no matter what time period it is, nothing ever matters more than a child. Children aren't asking to be born, if you make a mistake, you have to live with the consequences!
@Itskcdiaries
5 ай бұрын
But the reason they slept together was because of homophobic. Plus no one is talking about that special staight people
@jawpyyy
4 ай бұрын
womp womp
Joe just gets it. "If you're gay just be gay!"
@ayashalinzey8856
5 ай бұрын
“I love that gay shit” 😂😂😂
@mirrrstery
7 күн бұрын
His takes are so refreshing after seeing all these stupid little boys on these podcasts lol
That poor girl. Had a baby as a teen, was for sure slutshamed and bullied, had to move, her entire life changed.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
8 ай бұрын
I agree that man is a terrible father. The fact that he abandoned his kid and doesn't even know his kid's name or if it's a boy or a girl goes to show how terrible he is. Just be gay
@EatAnOctorok
8 ай бұрын
@@DustyJones1997BGCL Uh-huh. "Just be gay" in the fucking 80s. You're clearly Gen Z or later, if you're still being sheltered from the hate crimes that take place even now.
@MultiNKnight
8 ай бұрын
It seems as though you know more about this than you are letting on...
@kazzle_dazzle6
3 ай бұрын
@@MultiNKnight you're acting like there aren't teen moms and stories that get out. you have to be a clown to believe otherwise
@MultiNKnight
3 ай бұрын
@@kazzle_dazzle6 No, I am not assuming the outcome of a situation with a little evidence, you should try it sometime
Bro I just spat my fucking pop everywhere when he said, HOLD IT after reading are you ready for the main course 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@slntbtch
9 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I read that as poop and I was like 😱
@savannahleblanc7848
9 ай бұрын
@@slntbtch lmaoooo oh my god 😭🤣
@firstmatemcbitey5553
9 ай бұрын
I usually watch while I am eating dinner 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
@franciscolaurean8550
8 ай бұрын
@@slntbtchI had to read it 3× to figure out it was pop
You know what we want. More PEOPLE OF WALMART
@HomeTrees
9 ай бұрын
YEAH WE DO
@GetZeducated
9 ай бұрын
I don’t think he reads the comments
@HomeTrees
9 ай бұрын
@@GetZeducated I think he does, well idk but he used to at the start of his channel. All we can do is try to boost this comment and pray to God he gives us people of Walmart 🙏🙏
@GamingHighlightsss
9 ай бұрын
No I like these vids better
@HomeTrees
9 ай бұрын
Idiots of the internet is also a good classic he should bring back
Not sleeping with a girl at 14/15 is not something to be ashamed of, its called literally BEING NORMAL...
@Matthew-of7xi
4 ай бұрын
Ooo l
@Geo_TV
Ай бұрын
Look. I agree with you honestly but when I was growing up, bragging about your sexual advancements, especially at that age, you would be a king. Maybe Nevada is just weird, to be fair, Nevada is pretty dangerous so maybe just maybe I'm the weird one for Trying to find some logic to this.
@hebrewhammer4086
Ай бұрын
@@Geo_TV I mean yeah at your age you think your cool And all until you have a kid in high school and screw up your young life. But when you get into your 20s you realize it was smart not to.
@Geo_TV
Ай бұрын
@@hebrewhammer4086 I'm 27. But ya, it sounds cool in hindsight at that age and point in your life, especially if you're a dude, but for the other person, especially if person B is a girl, you did mess up her life sure it was fun and she probably enjoyed it too but at the end of the day, it was a mistake for both of you, unless you stick to like Hand and mouth stuff then I don't see any problem a guy would complain about that.
@hebrewhammer4086
Ай бұрын
@@Geo_TV agreed. But that's a huge problem in our society ATM. No self control.
I love these videos because it just reminds me of how thankful I am to not be one of them. Some people are just insane! 😂
These videos are the fucking best lol Joe could read these out for 12 hours straight and i'd watch the shit out of it
@jayfathbone
9 ай бұрын
Srsly I‘m always sad it‘s so short 😁
@Mashy8722
9 ай бұрын
Facts 😂😂
@ILoveMeMore9947
8 ай бұрын
SAME❤❤❤🎉
"if your gonna get nailed in your heiny, just eat a tiny....bit of food" lmfaooooo
The fact he said “This is for fucking Pixie” and that’s my cats name 😆 😂 and that would be 😆 Joe always makes me laugh so hard it hurts my stomach 😂
@scopie49
9 ай бұрын
"This is for fucking Pixie" is an entirely different confession. "Pixie" makes me think of the webcomic Pixie and Brutus. Cute comic about a kitten and a retired war dog.
@laurenhansen0722
8 ай бұрын
My cats name is Pixie too😂
@cbailey18b
5 ай бұрын
My Siamese is named pixie too
The irony of promoting rocket money to "budget" then promoting prize picks to essentially gamble lol
The beekeeper is a GENIUS.
I always love these type of videos. Hopefully one day we get a 2 hour long one as they are always hilarious lmao
One of the best videos you've done for a good while, Josephine.
PLEASE make these once a week. Or even three times a month. These vids are gold, i look forward to these even more than TBY
"Its got like an umbrella and a dildo in it" lmaooooo😂🤣😂
Hi Joe it's me again the 72 year old black man I took the advice of someone and watched back videos of yours again and enjoyed them like they were fresh then I started to come forward in my video watching and came across one I didn't see and that's the one where you asked people if they were a folder or crumpler my snack I just took a bite and sip of went every which way I almost choked couldn't breathe from laughing the way you said it your mannerisms and your expression put it over the top Joe you're hilarious and I learned not to consume anything while watching you funny as always 5 thumbs up 👍👍👍👍👍
Glad you clarified scat fetish. I def thought he was addicted to skipadee ba bop
The internet almost never disappoints, and today is no different. There are some really messed up people out there, and I'm here to laugh at them, and in some cases, with them.
cant believe that one guy straight up admitted to SA on the internet 🚨 🚨 👮♂️
@DianneMaisonet
6 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m saying
I love when Joe goes through reddit 😂😂😂 Someone tell him to read the classics. The ones people wish they could unread.
14:04 it’s crazy how people put alcoholic drinks and sexuality in the same category, and think that one has influence over the other. Drinking a martini doesn’t make you gay, and conversely drinking carbonated toilet water with the label “Busch Lite” doesn’t make you straight. What they do say about you is one person prefers their beverage to taste good and the other has to condition themselves so they can feel better about liking something that tastes bad. That’s exactly why people say beer is “an acquired taste”
@nikkireigns
9 ай бұрын
So you’re not a beer guy, huh?
@JPer811
9 ай бұрын
You’ve definitely been made fun of for drinking a girly drink
@Alucardd-tt8eb
9 ай бұрын
@@nikkireigns I don’t mind some beers. I like Heineken and Blue Moon, and I enjoy the Irish Car 💣 my brother and I do every year for his birthday. But I won’t lie and say that a Heineken tastes better than a vodka cranberry.
@Alucardd-tt8eb
9 ай бұрын
@@JPer811 it’s a drink. How is it girly? Do the drinks you consume normally have a gender associated with them? That’s kind of weird.
@JPer811
8 ай бұрын
@@Alucardd-tt8ebsome drinks are girly lol. Keep sipping your martinis
Joe gotta be one of the funniest guys out there rn. Bro should be a comedian
Joe: "I slapped a child and shoved him, I'm 25." Shaq on a carnival ad immediately following: "sounds like y'all are having a fun vacation"
2:20 At a bar a guy saw me and asked my friend “hey, does your friend like short guys with little dicks? I thought it was hilarious and it was endearing in a way 😂😂
@heypanini8254
6 ай бұрын
how do you respond tho lolll
@betthatonegaming6683
3 ай бұрын
Ahh, the ole “lower their expectations so they are pleasantly surprised” trick.
People who abandon their children are disgusting mistakes. But to do it in such an evil way you deserve everything you get.
Um the condom story is actually atrocious. He literally ruined a girl and child’s life bc he was scared?!? I just… what the actual fuck?!
I miss idiots of the internet haha
@joaohugo92
9 ай бұрын
yes this would be a nice ome to bring back
@alextasarov1341
9 ай бұрын
For a moment I thought, what do you mean, I deal with them every day lol then I realized you meant the videos 😂
@NateMcCoy1194
9 ай бұрын
This is something I would argue is better. There’s idiots of the internet and there’s psychopaths of the internet. Still Idiots of the Internet is classic.
@LeilaleilaZ
9 ай бұрын
I would argue many of those are idiots on the internet 😂
@meggymoo1697
9 ай бұрын
Honestly same!! I think he should do a react video from past to now 😅
I love Greg’s little laughs
Joe describing the fruity drink made me laugh so hard I threw up a little 🤣
Damn that dude became an Apiarist to avoid him mom! That is dedication lol
There was a fist fight with 2 old ladies over a toaster in my grandmas old folks home so I think there’s plenty of drama in them.😂
Joe makes me laugh so much! He could say the worst stuff and I would still think he's hilarious😂
“Get nailed in the hiney, eat a tiny…bit of food”😂😂
I love Joe's reactions so much to these lol. And you seem like a chill dude 😂
"This one is for fucken Pixie" 🔫
Seeing your wife naked whenever you want just because you’re married is NOT part of the rules. Just because I’m married to someone doesn’t mean he’s entitled to my body whenever he wants it.
@secretgirlnow
6 ай бұрын
He definitely meant more that you can ask to see her naked anytime. If she was in a position where she wasn't okay with him seeing her naked, she wouldn't be inviting him into the bathroom when she was
Joe.. we need 60 minutes of people of Walmart. No negotiation. Thanks ❤
@jr0dmusik
9 ай бұрын
Did you even watch the video?
I love this guy fr, I got so excited when you started posting content again, I always watch as quick as I can
Im over 7 and i lie and say im small lmao
How does Joe even get through reading some of these LMAO
Wait wait wait, the beekeeping one is genius. My mom is allergic, I should do that
5:50 I’m disabled and might need a wheelchair in the future and this is genius😂
Didn’t expect the last one to be endearing 😂
Hope all is well Joe! 💯
I forgot how much I enjoyed these videos. Thanks you then for recommending one of his older videos that I saw 8years ago
I gotta stop putting Joe’s videos on when I’m eating lmao Jesus Christ
I love Joe's advide: "maybe gaslight her?"
PSA: do not eat during this video. Your welcome lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need to have a marathon video. 60min of something. I think people of Walmart would be the BEST for it.
I'm always so dumbfounded with hilarity (is that even a word? 😂) with these particular videos. I think I'm crazy, but then I listen to these videos and I'm not as crazy as I think I am
i hope guys know that the right girl won't make you feel ashamed of whatever you have going on down there
@crazycatlady6226
8 ай бұрын
Yeah there are so many ways and things you can try and do if you want. But that is not exclusive to having any size🤷🏼♀️ People can wel be creative it they want to lol But sadly a lot of people are close minded and judgmental so actually finding someone you do thrust enough to share it with can’t be easy😅 Dating without those insecurities is for a lot of people already a huge step
@secretgirlnow
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, either she's okay with it and you're chill or she makes fun of you and that's not someone you wanna be with
FETISH Personally I think it would be absolutely hilarious if you did a video on strange fetishes, or findom. You would kill it.
@pitchingwedge7546
9 ай бұрын
It exists. He made that video years ago
Rediscovering you after going a few months without your content has been a highlight of mine for so many years at this point. 😂
With every video I love Joe more 😂😂
I needed this as I’m sitting in the parking lot about to go into work. Absolutely outstanding. 😂😂 and I agree about the shower one, that’s kinda sweet actually that he’s still into his wife’s body. I think that’s a good thing, maybe just going about it the wrong way 😂
PEOPLE OF WALMART JOE. BRING IT BACK FOR THE PEOPLE
We need a place to send you are our own confessions!
@desireep1035
9 ай бұрын
His other podcast Opl(other peoples lives) has an anonymous hotline where people call and confess any secrets they have. I'm sure u can find the number on their website, and they do a 10 minute episode every few months where u can listen in on some of those confessions. It's wild.
Joe this would’ve been the perfect video to promote Other People’s Lives. “If you like hearing strangers open up about weird or interesting things like this, check out my other podcast where we do the same thing” like j was actually expecting it.
Lmao when the advertising part came on, for a second I thought he said "prize pigs" 😂
I am in love with Joe with a mustache!
I don’t really laugh at much on KZread but fuckin Jesus Christ Joe you make me laugh so much. Thank you fam
2:39 “they’re in” I see you with that double entendres!
Now that's some 6th generation stealth BJ fighter
I made a wrong decision watching this while having dinner
As a queer person (who ofc doesn't speak for all of us) most of us don't mind if straight people come to queer clubs if they're with a friend who is lgbt+, but if u go as a bunch of straight women and say it's because you don't feel preyed on here like you do at the straight clubs, how do you think we feel. This is our safe space away from y'all... we understand on a level but also are so sick of it. Same as bridal/groom parties that go as some sort of tourist attraction... gtfo and let us have this minor thing bro
@Ries41794
9 ай бұрын
Glad you don’t speak for all of us because this comment is slightly unhinged 🙄 like you sorta had me in the first half but then…idk as an lgbtq person I go to other gay bars to meet other gay people it’s a bar it’s not that deep
@kibbified
9 ай бұрын
@Krazygurl309 super valid also!
@Ries41794
9 ай бұрын
@@kibbifiedthanks for understanding 😊
@skyeoleary1935
8 ай бұрын
facts
@secretgirlnow
6 ай бұрын
To me, it basically depends on WHY you're there. Because you don't feel safe at a regular bar and don't want to get preyed on? Sure, come on in. Because you like the attention and you don't want people making fun of your drinks? Gtfo
This can be a whole new series
So glad to see 17 mins😭 make the vids longer pleaseeeee
Bro killed me when he said "Lie to the sky"😂😂😂😂
Lie for the sky is in my vocabulary now
Oh boy. Here we go.
I smoked a blunt just for this
The whole video, I'm sitting here watching and wondering why Joe has a "Human Centipede" painting on his wall.
wow some of these confessions are unhinged, goddamn. Some people are insane.
I do love Wendy's chili but it's made from the leftover burgers from the previous day. 🤣
Sickest of the small ones 😂😂😂😂
Joe you're going to get me grounded at almost 60 freaking years old... my hubby is sleeping and i keep laughing so hard . At the very least I'm getting yelled at in between snores Ask me if i care... cuz it's a No i freaking don't at all. Keep watching you and lmao no fks given lol
Love your videos 💕
Not "pixie"😭 my childhood catttt
Wake up! Joe uploaded!
You've been making me laugh so much right now 😂😂😂
I was eating sushi during the scat confession I wish I switched off for a moment because my meal almost came back up.
The bee story is sooo crazy to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe gives such BDE and I'm so here for it
You should have put a warning not to eat at the beginning of this lmao
The anteater killed me
nah the pregnancy one is da a gay supervillain plot
Love these videos! ❤❤❤
Love these!
2:09 - "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well! I like to play with it." ~ from Rainbow Perverted TV Show. 10:37 - *BLEAGH!*
A thousand bees 😹 honey, there are so many more bees in a hive than that, try 60,000-80,000 😹
@minanathans6005
7 ай бұрын
...man, this person REALLY doesn't wanna talk to their mom.
Every video you make is a BANGER
I love you Joe you rock and absolutely awesome! ❤
JOE!!!!!!! THIS WAS THE BEST!!!!
Nailed in your hiney 😭😭😭
OMG hahah my brother did the Wendy's chili thing in a contest at church and won! Except he didn't add Tabasco he only added MSG. The funny thing is he told everyone at the end, and most of them found it hilarious.