Reading Your Wildest Confessions
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We've been shocked (and honored) at how many of you have been participating in our surveys for episodes of this show. It started with everyone who sent us creepy DMs they have received. Then more than 11,000 of you filled out our survey about how you wipe after pooping. This was a big "oh sh*t" moment for us. We figured that if we have such an engaged audience that is just as curious as we are, then we might as well keep involving them. The next idea we had was confessions. Everyone has a secret to share! A confession they will likely never admit to anyone. But what if they were able to share it anonymously...
Not surprisingly, you guys came through again and submitted some truly shocking and entertaining confessions. We picked some that really stood out. Enjoy them!
- @joesantagato & @gregdybec
#joesantagato #comedy #secret
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Guy is still hilarious after 8 years
@twentyfishsticks7449
Жыл бұрын
seriously lmao. Ivee been watching since OG People Of Walmart, lol i saw his face and name the otherr day after not hearing it for years and sure enough he stil just as hilarious as ever good shit
@illmindofog3397
Жыл бұрын
Bruh I never thought Mr. Nightmare would be posted on a Joe video 😂😂
@inflatable_friends
Жыл бұрын
Woah, never thought I'd see you in Joe's comment section
@iamdeadshot2498
Жыл бұрын
I’m subscribed to both of y’all lol I’m surprised to see you here @Mr.Nightmare
@ashley9534
Жыл бұрын
He gets funnier
plot twist these are just joe, danny, frank, and greg's experiences packed into a compilation
@koaluanabunnies
Жыл бұрын
Danny would definitely be the puffed cheeto anal sex Not a sentence I ever expected to say but here we are
@jenniemar1e
Жыл бұрын
☠️☠️
I love how when we hear wild confessions 95% of people just think about their nastiest, dirtiest sexual encounters😂😂
@SIDYfe4r
Жыл бұрын
The way the sentence is written, I need to ask, what wild confession do you have that is not sexual?
@emmanueloppong9778
Жыл бұрын
There was a kid in my high school when I was like 12 who had some type of mental problems. Nobody really knew what it was but people made fun of him a lot. I never made fun of him but I convinced him to give me 5 bucks every day so that I would pay for a school trip that was never coming. I still think about this kid on a daily basis
@SIDYfe4r
Жыл бұрын
@@emmanueloppong9778 Nice! I mean I hope the person is ok, but I also hope you kept one of the 5 bucks to this day.
@emmanueloppong9778
Жыл бұрын
@@SIDYfe4r That was over 18 years ago. I definitely didn’t 😂
@troublecity123
Жыл бұрын
@@SIDYfe4r I once got 5 people expelled from school for beating me up (they didn’t I got the bruises playing with my dog) because two of the girls were bullying my best friend. The other 3 were just collateral damage. I was in 3rd grade.
The distorted, deep voice reading the messages makes this so much funnier.
@quingreen6431
Жыл бұрын
And the random pictures 😂😂
This is the classic Joe we've all missed.
0:45 “We axed real people” well that sounds like a wild confession to me Joe!
@poisonousjinx9823
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@istrasci
Жыл бұрын
Lol, came here to put this.
@ImNotaRussianBot
8 ай бұрын
Yes. It's a Queens, NY accent. All the locals there say it that way.
This reminds me of old Joe videos, Hope he does another idiots of the internet or bad tattoo reactions
@jimmorrison2783
Жыл бұрын
Tinder profile videos. I still get a kick out of the "fisting is my first base"
@staceyann43
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Those were so funny.
@spencerbright6863
Жыл бұрын
@@staceyann43 ))lll)
"Fart on your corked thumb ass" ... That whole sentence absolutely murdered me and will continue to do so for days to come
@bax974
Жыл бұрын
Took me out completely
@BrutalOverride
Жыл бұрын
Just wanna pop a comment in here so you can hopefully get a good laugh from rereading your comment lol much love buddy
@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC
Жыл бұрын
@@BrutalOverride king
“What the flying Eagle fuck is going on” is gonna have me laughing for the next 10 minutes 💀💀💀💀💀
@g0alierox
10 ай бұрын
SAME 😂
man i legit choked on a bagel and almost died bc i laughed so hard at "straight from the horses mouth"
The guy who got his gf to cheat on him with him... and then married her. Why would you marry her? She might do it with someone else who isn't you, lol. I think you should tell her haha
@conservakid85
Жыл бұрын
Might? She's for sure getting her back blown out by many dudes. Not her first rodeo.
@syd3680
Жыл бұрын
also why did she have tinder in the first place still??
@thaloblue
10 ай бұрын
I think he erroneously thinks she doesn't know that was him. No way she didn't figure it out at some point during the intimate contact.
Joe is always there when we need him most. Thank you Joe ❤️
@Joe-kh2ih
Жыл бұрын
Anytime!
@xosunshineoxsunshine436
5 ай бұрын
@@Joe-kh2ihhaa haa 🤣
I once pissed in a litter box, didn’t tell anyone, and watched in silence as my boyfriend cleaned it up that night
@pmaac1564
Жыл бұрын
what the fuck
@mermaidmoongoddess
Жыл бұрын
🫢
@TheNinjaNiky
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if you were drunk or something then that's not that bad. Better than the floor😂
@dinopasta9995
Жыл бұрын
@@TheNinjaNiky the sad thing is, I wasn’t, it was like 1:30 in the morning and just didn’t feel like going to the bathroom
@ElGuapo408_
Жыл бұрын
(Bernie Mac voice) Nasty bitch…
Note to self: don't watch Joe Santagato videos while on lunch break and coworkers are present 🤣
@xosunshineoxsunshine436
5 ай бұрын
Lmfaoo🤣😂🤣😂
Joe goin off about condiments he’d use got me crying 🤣
Been watching since SantagatoTV, can't help but be proud of how much he has upgraded since the white bedsheet as a background
Joe has never ceased to amaze me. His old videos of the idiots of Walmart were the go to videos back in the day. This one may be a close second. Welcome back Joe!
Yes. This must be at least a bi- monthly recurrence! 😆
That last one took me out. My stomach hurts from laughing. You just know she was hysterically crying from embarrassment, prompting him to soak that place it lighter fluid 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank god you posted 6th period was getting mad boring
@calypsosnowy
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@thealphaomega
Жыл бұрын
I'm in 7th lmao
@marianordebrant
Жыл бұрын
Lol I'm in bed going to sleep 😅
@kyleehes0743
Жыл бұрын
@@thealphaomega I’m in seventh now haha
@kyleehes0743
Жыл бұрын
@@marianordebrant lucky
"I had nightmares and diarrhea"~JoeSantagato2023
That final confession was something. A casual admission of arson. Anyway, I love seeing a Tuesday upload from Joe.
Noun. SONDER (uncountable) (neologism) The profound feeling of realizing that everyone, including strangers passing in the street, has a life as complex as one's own, which they are constantly living despite one's personal lack of awareness of it.
I’m so happy you’re back on KZread.
The shed couple just was like "okay let's brainstorm.... ooo! How about arson?"
@Mike90317
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
"what the flying eagle fuck" is now a line i will be using in the future. thank you joe santagato.
this whole ask-the-audience thing is a rly good format for u, ill watch every one of these
I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE TIME. YOU NEVER DISAPPOINT 😂🥳
I love the “yeah” and just moving on 😂
The way Joey is just confessing along with everyone and relating to them 😂
We need more of these.
Please make this a series 😂
After hearing these confessions, I don’t feel like such a perv anymore.
We definitely gonna need a part 2 of this!
Hadn't laughed that hard in a while, good ol'nostalgia from Joe.
I was having a terrible stressful day until I started to watch your video. It is of course hilarious! Thanks for giving me much needed a laugh today
@Saltine_American
Жыл бұрын
Was it the laughing that helped dislodge the stressful poo?
@sistahgirl2004
Жыл бұрын
@@Saltine_American , I mean, who is to say it didn't help! lol
The last one 😂😂😂 Like 3 buckets of water or blaming it on an animal would have been first prize.
I’ve definitely sat by the second person in the bathroom 😭
I'm utterly exhausted from lack of sleep, but you never fail to make me laugh. Thank you. 🤣
After nine years, still one of the funniest guys. Some people are wack
The one about the shed burning has me suffocating and crying I cant😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😂💀💀😭😂😂😭😂
6:08 IM CRYINGG as soon as the text finished reading a plasma donation ad showed up
1.) Just about DIED laughing at "WHAT THE FLYING EAGLE FUCK IS GOING ON" AND "JUST FART" LMAOOOOO 2.) Just for the record, the litter boxes for my cats are in the unfinished part of my basement instead of inside/beside a bathroom...not sure if that is smarter/better or not😅 3.) I love how Joe is always so honest during videos like this one😂😅
I love how Joe's slowly exposing his own secrets😂
I have never felt better about myself after watching this
THE THING WITH LITTER BOX HAD ME DYING LOL.
THE STREETS NEED A PART 2
The jokes Joe cracks in this video are everything 😄😄
WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORE OF THIS!!!!! This is fucking hilarious
What a great Joe santagato video to watch while having lunch.
“This is a dangerous game you’re playing” in regards to finger ass farting.. I’m fuckin 💀 🤣 😭
6:45 Reminds me of a conversation from Law and Order: SVU: "I am not gay! I have relationships with women and sex with men!" "Then I got news for you: That means you're gay."
Part 2 needed immediately 🤣🤣🤣
8:57 why did this make me laugh so much.
1:03 this is gonna be a long video 😳
I have a friend whom I have known for 40+ years & we were eating at a Wendy's when he blurted out that he had always wanted to get pissed on by young men. He is married & has 2 grown children. I nearly spit out my drink when he told me. I figured he told me since I am gay.
Joe never leaves us hanging there’s always more for us 😭😭
This was gold. Please keep this going! 😆😆😆
It's definitely frank reading the confessions
i lost it at the shed 😭😭😭😭
This made me worry even more about humanity 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I need to go shower after this video, I feel dirty.
This was great. Makes me miss the "Idiots of the Internet" series.
“Just take a look at the information again” 😭
9:53 A wise man once told me “It ain’t easy, being cheesy” 😂😂
Keith laughing in the back is killing me... babe just get in the video lol
Joe " Neither of you guys is the sharpest tool in the shed.If you're burning it down at the first sign of shit " lmfao perfect pun 🤣💜
Usher: "These are my confessions"
I love whe Joe says " whats goin on ? "😂
Good to see ya Joe, it's been a while but I left that bell active in hopes to see a return
"What the flying Eagle fuck is going on " ? Awesome Joe 🤣🦅🤣🦅🤣🦅🤣🦅💕
‘you can’t even play hooky’ hahahhaha
Definitely need a part 2!
F*** yeah you're finally back
So glad you're doing videos again man
I've known my best friend for years. I'm still finding things I didn't know she liked. She's like. "I thought I told you?" Nope! Her: "Well there you go." 😂
I need a part 2 of this
The commentary 😂
We need a part 2,3,4,5,6,7 😂😂😱😱
The lengths to which humans will be freaks never ceases to amaze me
I loved the mad lib madness. Those had me crying with laughter. I also appreciate joe, because he isn’t afraid to speak his mind and I admire that. Been watching his content for a long time now. Always makes me happy. Thank you for the laughs, and the days that I was sad that were brightened by your humor.
YESSSS JOE IS BACK
where u been daddy saint cat 😭😭😭
i cant wait for the next episode 🤣🤣🤣
The litter box one hit home I shit in a litter box when I was 7 😂😂
I appreciate that joe makes Jokes about whatever confession is relatively harmless and isn’t hurting anyone else but the more serious ones he doesn’t even joke he just goes like yea that’s serious
OMG please keep these confession videos coming!!!! 🤣🤮
this is great this reminds me of old joe!!!! NEED A PART 2
Secret at 3:58 is literal poetry 😌
"What in the flying evil fuck is going on" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣 I shouldn’t 😂😂😂
I 1000% want to see more of these videos!! This had me absolutely dying 😂😂😂
Didn’t ask em….. he AXED em….
Straight from the horses mouth 😭😂
“What the flying eagle f*ck” 😂😂
Still killin' it, Joe! Thanks, man! 😂
Im so mad i missed this. I have a STORY
I had Nightmares and Diarrhea😴💩 🤣
Am I the only one who doesn’t have their litter box anywhere near the bathroom 😂😂😂😂😂
Just subscribed! Bring on more confessions!!