Let me know in the comments how you wipe! Are you a normal Sit, Fold, FtB, 1-2? Or are you a psychopath? Let me know your stats.

@mango4981

Жыл бұрын

You didn’t even consider the animals who wipe to the side

@MotherOfSuck

Жыл бұрын

If any women answered that survey with back to front wiping, they have been GROSSLY NEGLECTED. That's legit a risk of infection. Someone teach the kids how to wipe.

@MotherOfSuck

Жыл бұрын

@@mango4981 excuse me, what the fuck?

@Mandukis

Жыл бұрын

@@mango4981 i BEG YOUR PARDON

@REDLINERUNNER

Жыл бұрын

How can you always pronounce ask wrong? You always say axe instead of ask...

The fact that he can do almost 15 minutes on going to the bathroom is actually incredible.

@sarahchristensen2812

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention only one of the several things we do in there

“Why stand when you could sit?” Is one of life’s most profound questions

@maxsmart645

Жыл бұрын

If its a public toilet standing is golden. If its your own or a friendly toilet I'm with you.

@lisavictoria1606

Жыл бұрын

@@maxsmart645 I don’t think I’ve ever come in contact with a friendly toilet before... mines always so mean to me :(

@lisavictoria1606

Жыл бұрын

oh and if I do come in contact with one, you are not coming with me? Tf.

@cgonz777

Жыл бұрын

​@@lisavictoria1606 that's so sad, mine would always hug me when I was hungover

I kinda miss the whiteboard that he would use a beachball to erase lmao

@HeidyL0

Жыл бұрын

OG vids yes

@floraso5580

Жыл бұрын

Or use lecture! And just throw it away cuz it sucks 😂😂

This man goes years without posting and then just drops this like it’s nothing. 💀

@Youdontneedtoknow_-00

Жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see you here

@FuryNotFurry

Жыл бұрын

He's been posting regularly for a month

@lisavictoria1606

Жыл бұрын

you just got owned, mr.brightclipz.

@squibbelsmcjohnson

Жыл бұрын

Gotta keep the page somewhat active or will die off the algorithm

@GamerSisters

Жыл бұрын

Its because he's been on his other channel more

The way he SCREAMED “39% of 👹THE NON-BINARIES KRUMP, oKAY?!👹” had me in a whole headlock and I watched that part like, eleventy times 😂😂😂😂

I was wishing this was going to be presented in the podcast so I can hear him and Frank argue about wiping and having Frank call Joe a “stinky poopy butt boy”

@Giles0333

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂

This gave me flashbacks to the classic basement videos with the whiteboard 😂

@pamelaisley2567

Жыл бұрын

That's what I came to the comments to say 😂

@deejayguppy6087

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the non-eraser erasers.

@JmotionPictures7059

Жыл бұрын

Bro used a salad Stuffed animal bear Violin And his dog 💀

@ann-mariepaliukenas19

Жыл бұрын

Those were the best videos

Joe: “That’s all, see you guys next time” Me: “BOW!”

Sometimes I swear Joe conjures the spirit of Keith in this video lol

@judithcohn7878

Жыл бұрын

Ikr!

@sukai121

Жыл бұрын

Omg totally 😂

The picture of the axe when Joe says “axed a question”🤣🤣💀

Sit, fold, front to back, 1-2 And there was me thinking I was unique. I’m with the majority every time 😂

@radioactive_baby0706

Жыл бұрын

Maybe you and I just know a lot of psychopaths lol

@aak1992

Жыл бұрын

Nasty, just use water

Are you telling me this is why I filled out that survey???? 😂😂😂💀💀 bro I love it

@Sango23

Жыл бұрын

Are you one of the 10 criminals?

@NateMcCoy1194

Жыл бұрын

@@Sango23 oh Jesus no.

I’m a folder & a sitter.. but I just have to say folding is way easier than krumpling bc it’s more of like wrapping it around my hand real fast and then voila it’s folded (obvs I take my hand out before wiping lol)

@enriquesuarez7113

Жыл бұрын

why rap it around your hand? you only need to fold 2 or 3 squares it ain't that hard

@bromque

Жыл бұрын

@@enriquesuarez7113 you got any stomach issues, pal? Cause as someone with celiac and lactose intolerance... sometimes I need to use half a fucking roll before i feel clean.

@radioactive_baby0706

Жыл бұрын

@@bromque I feel you.

@Saltine_American

Жыл бұрын

What cleans better: A silk scarf or a textured sponge? I rest my case.

@whitneyallen6464

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Joeys thinkin we sit there and calmly fold the tp on our laps nice and neat 😂 no wrap around the hand, rip off the roll, remove hand from middle and wipe the hole

BLOOPERS PLEASE These are my favorite of your videos!! 😂😂😂😂😂"these f*kn gloves!!!"😂😂😂😂

Joe… please.. PLEASE release this data set so I can use it for my data analytics course! I want to use this for data visualization final 😂😂😂

@rogersalme

Жыл бұрын

Same here! Hahahaha

@mtanve2319

Жыл бұрын

Yesss joe release the data!!

It’s the dishwashing gloves for me 😂

“770 people just fucking beating their asshole to shreds” had me on the ground dying😂😂

You're forgetting: - Wet wipes - Bidets - Cleansing and/or soothing gels

@JoeyZero123

Жыл бұрын

I’ll say this with complete honesty. If you don’t use a wet wipe or a bidet after using toilet paper, your ass is not clean.

@IsomerMashups

Жыл бұрын

@@JoeyZero123 Correct.

@heroinfathr

Жыл бұрын

soothing gels???? how extra do we need to be here

@julesf8225

Жыл бұрын

@@heroinfathr that’s prob for ppl w hemmys

@ann-mariepaliukenas19

Жыл бұрын

What about hoverers

"LISTEN UP, FUCKERS!" I really miss this style of your vids, just a douchebag with a white board and no eraser 😂I love you Joe

I go 3-4 wipes but I switch toilet papers every wipe. Whoever tf is using the same toilet paper EVEN TWICE is insane

@cam5556

Жыл бұрын

Insane is wiping a certain number of times instead of just repeating until you’re clean

@jujuaurelus

Жыл бұрын

@@cam5556exactly 💀

@Saltine_American

Жыл бұрын

What if the feedback is minimal upon first wipe?

@sjferris1

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I think the people who chose 5+ and even 3-4 misunderstood the question. I think they took it as how many wipes per session, not how many wipes with same piece of toilet paper which is what the question was asking. Which how is that a question to begin with!?

@addangel

Жыл бұрын

@@cam5556 this is why I side-eye sitters because how do they check if the tp is clean??

I asked my friends this question too, and I regretted it immediately 😂 If you stand to wipe, you’re a psycho. And if you don’t put the lid down BEFORE you flush, ya nasty.

@tylerweston7981

Жыл бұрын

First of all 🤣🤣 standing people are the normal ones. Yal the psychos for rubbing your forearm on that nasty toilet seat to get down there to wipe and yal bout running the toilet paper through your shit water while supposedly cleaning your ass. Sitting while wiping makes everything more dirty. Psychotic

@UbeBebe

Жыл бұрын

Period

@joebederka2082

Жыл бұрын

Just stand up and grab one of your cheeks with your hand and spread it so it opens up. Easy.

@Cha0skitt3n

Жыл бұрын

How would you know if the toilet is clogged if you put the toilet seat down before you flush? You need to at least see if your poo is going down the toilet 😂😂

@potatoman7028

Жыл бұрын

I don't have a toilet lit

This video is YEARS in the making!! This topic is a constant conversation starter!

@HeidyL0

Жыл бұрын

I was taking the survey at lunch at work and we got DEEP in this convo with my cofriends!

I’ve never been so excited as I was when I saw joe had returned to the whiteboard

You really covered all the bases here, Joe. Insightful work as always.

Scientist Joe: the hero the world didn't know it needed

“Any more than that is a massacre” lmmfao 😂😂 you’re a legend. Cracks me up every time.

i think people didn’t understand the wipes per slice question. maybe 5+ wipes with different pieces of toilet paper, but there’s no way 700+ people are using the same piece 5+ times

@abkapis

Жыл бұрын

This right here. I don’t refold tp to use it again? That is just looking for a bad time 😂

@squidwardstesticles5914

Жыл бұрын

That makes sense because asians had the highest percentage that chose that option, so maybe a lot of them weren’t native english speakers and misunderstood

@AK-ob9bx

Жыл бұрын

It also depends on how your stuff is lol. Like I’ve had liquid for about 5 months and I’ll do one wipe front to back each until it’s clean (plus a wet wipe). I have a stomach thing, almost 30 but I get it like… 70% of the time and I eat healthy and drink tons of water… maybe too much water? No I just don’t digest very well.

@Koldphoenyx

Жыл бұрын

I think you have way too much faith in people. 7% of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows so there's that

@AWHorseTrainingandLessons

Жыл бұрын

Well the bath was also done wrong 😂 it would only be about 77 people

This is giving Joe from 6 years ago in his basement writing on his whiteboard reviewing people from Walmart or telling people how to drive 😂 this is what I’m here for 10/10

I’m on my lunch hour and this goes perfectly with my sandwich lmao

@MooonMooo

Жыл бұрын

I was just enjoying some steak and potatoes to this as well!

@Chishi420

Жыл бұрын

@@MooonMooo ^Chef's Kiss* haha

Folder and a stander.. thanks to you now I feel like an absolute freak 😂

@whaelo1002

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never been able to sit and wipe… like it just feels like there’s no way I’m getting cleaned… like I need the leverage from standing 😟😟😟

@marshal265

Жыл бұрын

lol, same

@LuciusZogratis84

Жыл бұрын

I feel like the standers never grew out of the child phase of wiping😂

@sagemoonlight9094

Жыл бұрын

As you should 😌

Sit, Fold, FtB, 3-4. The reason you can wipe as much as 3-4 times is that with the folding technique, taking 2-3 tissues, you can use the same strip but use the other sides, without ever having sh*t touch your fingers. And you save paper! :D

Researching the worlds most pressing questions. Happy to have been a participant in this scientific study! Good to know I am in the majority. Keep up the good work Dr. Joe!

I love this new content I have literally been watching Joe since I was 12 and I’m 21 now. Can’t say that for a lot of KZreadrs.

@frannypie.

Жыл бұрын

same been watching since i was 15 and now 26 lol

@LochNesMonster17

Жыл бұрын

Legit same here, same ages and all!

@gabbie3174

Жыл бұрын

Same. Been watching since middle school and I just graduated college and have a career. I grew up with this man🤣

The more I watched, the more I was impressed with the amount of research that's been put into this.

The "axe" over Joe's infamous "ax you a question" tickled me 😂

This was by far one of the greatest things I’ve seen in months. Thank you for this 😂😂😂

We need more " Idiots of the internet" series

This video is hilarious! Kept my adhd brain focused the entire time laughing. I love how inclusive you are and detailed! Been a fan for 10 years! Keep it up please

lmfaoooo the glove struggle lol this video made me laugh so hard! the messups are golden too. Love that you don't edit those out lol 5 PLUS WIFES

Joe out here answering the important questions I didn't know I needed the answer to 🤣🤣🤣

I participated in this survey and I've been looking forward to this video for months🤣

All your years on KZread have accumulated to this video and I am so happy to be here for it

I need more of this format. QUALITY content right here

Joey on TBY: "I dont talk about pooping that much" Joey on Santagato studios: "HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS"

I always thought I was bad at everything, mediocre at best...now I know there's at least 1 thing I do great! Thanks Joe!

I couldn't ask for a better delivery of such pertinent information.😂

Finally 😂 asking the important questions ❤ that 30% ‘ …I guesss??’ just got me this was hilarious

-Dissapear for 2 years -Suddenly show up again and start making content just as good as the old stuff -Enjoys doing the new stuff (I hope) Best man on yt

@Scoobawoo

Жыл бұрын

he does have a weekly podcast and other channels he posts to weekly

This was so hilarious and enlightening, I loved it

Omg 🙏🏾…This study was put together sooo well 😂😂. You got your independent variables, you got cross sectional studies, you got a control…I can’t wait to bring this experiment to my professors when it’s time to design an experiment 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾💕

your accents is so cute to me lmao thanks for always making me laugh lol

I did a bit of a study myself, about 20 year ago. I don’t have stats but I asked probably about 100 people and found that the majority of toilet paper folders were male. I’m glad Scientist Joe’s findings were the same 🤣

Watching this while taking a shit is a great way to make you feel insecure about your life. Thanks, Joe.😂

I didn’t get an ad before this video and I’m not even a tiny bit shocked 😂 sorry joe

I'm glad the butterfly effect of our conversation on this month's ago has spread to a worldwide question!

I feel like there was a test & vote to see who had the nicest handwriting and that person was chosen to write these stats out.

Man I missed this kind of Joe content 😂

I love the time and dedication in this video 😂😂

Joe, this is a fantastic study you did. I have never heard anyone, publicly or privately, go into this much detail on wiping. Women may crumple more than men, but I bet more women wash their hands before they leave the bathroom than men. And, no, Joe, you are nothing like a woman; no one would accuse you of that. Joe, it doesn't matter what you talk about. You are hilarious. I never eat or drink anything when listening to you because I have involuntarily spit out what was in my mouth laughing at you. No other comedian has ever had that effect on me and I have seen many. Congrats on another raucous, practical and hysterical display of your talent!

when u fold the tp u can usually get 2-3 proper wipes outta each go. if you crumple it up your obviously going to get a lot less wipes as your not taking advantage of the total surface area avaible on each handfull of tp.

watching while actually taking a shit, life is good

@Beccachiasson

Жыл бұрын

Mission accomplished 😂

I got a JackintheBox ad in the middle of this video. Spot on.

This is the single greatest KZread video of all time

I don't even stand or sit, I freaking get in a squat-like pose and wipe with crumbles and randomly wipe but mostly wipe 3 to 4

i had no idea where this video was going past the first statistic. what a wild ride lmao

this feels like one of the old videos and I’m here for it

I'm so glad you started doing your videos again 🤣🤣 please do idiots of the internet again? 🤩🤩

The glasses are doing things for Joe

I used to stand, but everyone made me feel like a weirdo when they found out. Due to peer pressure, I now sit

@aak1992

Жыл бұрын

Now Im gonna use shame to pressure you into using a bidet or jug of water to clean yourself. How is dry tissue gonna clean anything?? Filth

One of the most hilarious videos 😂 keep it up joe

I am honored to say that I am one of those 11,000 people included in this groundbreaking survey

If you know you have a runny poo, the birds nest is the way to go. NO SPLASH UP!

@enriquesuarez7113

Жыл бұрын

and NO NOISE

@kweenkae3206

Жыл бұрын

And no streaks!

As a "back to front" lady wiper, I can say it's just back to middle. Theres a pretty noticeable area where you stop the wipe, you don't just drag the TP all the way up.

You looked more than a little pleased with yourself when you tore that last slide 😂

We need Keith’s input on this too!🤣🤣🤣🤣

“The vagina, if you’re familiar with it, is kind of open” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am halfway in between a sit and a stand when I wipe, I don't fully stand up, but I don't just lean to one side🤣

@joeysalazar98

Жыл бұрын

Fair 😂

@sophiefilo16

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think most poeple who voted "stand" are actually just squatting...

The study we didn't know we needed. Thanks Joe.

Is there anyway you can do polls via you tube, or maybe even create a cool app to interact with? I’m 31 (not relevant but without social media you wouldn’t know) and I stopped using social media about 3 or 4 years ago. I want to participate but obviously can’t. The app would be a cool idea. Been watching you for years man, you are the GOAT! Keep up the great content!!!!

Holy Joe 2.4M subscribers? fuck ya!!! I remember when you were brand new my guy let’s get it!! Proud of you

I am dying this is too much 😂😂😂

How have I gone through my life thus far without this valuable information

this is maybe my favorite joe vid

I don’t know whether or not I should be proud I was part of the case study. Lol Also, I can’t help but wonder how many trolls did the study too. 🙃

But what about under or behind?? Like are you wiping between your legs or from the back???

@eslwgpg1226

Жыл бұрын

Are there seriously people who wipe their ass from between their legs?! This cannot possibly be a thing

There are so many things wrong with this man....we love it

I was honored to participate in this very important scientific study.

I live in Germany and our toilet paper is 4ply😅 but also is very common here to use Wet wipes to wipe before doing a normal toilet paper wipe😂 🙈 here they sell wet wipes like for babies but for adults and is very common for people to wipe their shit with wet wipes before using toilet paper💁🏽‍♀️ and I find it it’s better because logically if you get shit on your hand you wash it off with a water but somehow or ass gets a dry Toilet paper😅

@cam5556

Жыл бұрын

Wait, you use wipes *before* toilet paper? I use tp to do the dirty work, then wipes to apply the finishing touch. Do you also use polish before washing your car?

@valeriahundsdorfer-munoz4245

Жыл бұрын

@@cam5556 yeah I use it first because I make sure it’s clean and then I use the toilet paper to not only dry because the wipes leave the area quite humid but also to ensure that it’s completely clean because it’s not good to use wet wipes at the end because the humidity could increase chances of infection in that area if it’s not dry properly

@cam5556

Жыл бұрын

@@valeriahundsdorfer-munoz4245 ah ok gotcha

@HeidyL0

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t there a question about wipes or am I just making it up in my head

@valeriahundsdorfer-munoz4245

Жыл бұрын

@@HeidyL0 he just talked about toilet paper …. Wet wipes never came up

Justice for my fellow crumps ✊🏾

this was Straight up hilarious I almost made myself sick laughing so hard 🤣😭

This was like watching OG KZread Joe. I missed him so much

11% of women are in a constant state of having a UTI

been watching Joe since I was 11, I turn 24 soon, and I am so happy to know that he and I wipe our asses the same exact way :')

So happy to see the education level of B2F. I think my finishing my master's in computer engineering soon kind of justifies the only flaw in my wiping style. Which obv is sitting, folding, b2f, 1-2x

This video is giving old joe vibes and I’m loving it 😭😭

thx joe for answering the real question we've all been asking.

I LOVE YOU JOE, SERIOUSLY. YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Santagato MD did a great job in this episode, shoutout to him

I love these videos 😂❤️ and no not the sh!+ talking part but the comedy part, the way you present ig lmfao