The problem with retirement homes is that they’re super expensive and the ones that aren’t, are genuinely inhumane.

@GetDougDimmadomed

8 ай бұрын

The expensive ones are inhumane. The one my grandmother was at was $9,000 a month and she was hospitalized because the neglected her into dehydration.

@JohnHope-tt3jx

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@GetDougDimmadomedI’m so sorry that ur grandmother went thru that😓❤️ ur so right tho, my grans care home was so expensive and she ended up passing away due to the neglect from them. Thankfully the care home is being looked into bcos it’s happened so many other residents as well x

@Tay7WonderDog

8 ай бұрын

I worked at a senior home for 4 years. It was super expensive, yet it was pretty inhumane. I told some families it would be cheaper to move their parent home and hire in-home care if they could. Less staff in and out, and you can put up your own cameras and stuff. I know its not an option for everyone though.

@illillyillyo

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, I wouldn’t send my worst enemy to any nursing home, good or bad, especially not long-term. Most of the CNA’s don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves. At the nursing home I work at, they sit on their phones all day and smoke weed for an hour. I hear all the time from residents that their call light was on for hours without any response, including when they’ve soiled themselves.

@MellowGypsy

8 ай бұрын

My late GMA paid 7 grand a month and she “fell” a lot and they didn’t bathe her. Awful

Being too cold, you can always put on more layers, but there's a limit to how many layers you can remove when you are too hot

@samanthaeversole8650

4 ай бұрын

Thank you! Tell my husband this, because he still bitches that I keep the ceiling fan on for circulation. Plus it's a lot healthier to have cooler than hotter.

Elder abuse and neglect is an issue in those facilities tho! They're understaffed and I just can't trust strangers with my parents. I think also it's a big cultural thing

@TojiFushigoroWasTaken

8 ай бұрын

true....my grandmother experienced that and by the time we got to know, 2 or 3 months had aldready passed, we pulled her out from there and took her to our home....she was traumatized after that experience and didn't talk again for the rest of her life😢😭. Absolutely nothing was done to the person who did it and afaik she still works there...i hope karma gets her

@Brugar18

8 ай бұрын

Put them in place where staff does their job, problem solved

@therestingmitchface6241

8 ай бұрын

We put my grandfather into multiple assisted living homes and they were absolute nightmares. One home had a lady with dementia wandering around and made her way into my crippled grandfather’s room and he couldn’t move away from her. After like 3 places we said no he’s living with us. It was absolutely exhausting but at least we weren’t worried if he was going to get the care he needed

@amberrae3442

8 ай бұрын

Same. I love idea of using retirement money to pay someone to care for me BUT unfortunately there is SO much bad. I take ppl of nursing homes (private and now emergency) 95% of nursing homes are baddd. Owners of them don't care about appropriate staffing, good pay, good housekeeping, or good care; just want the money

@nyxx7813

8 ай бұрын

Yeah but grandparents be like ancient and out of date and say offensive things. Theres countless reasons I will do everything in my power to NEVER live with my mother again. She is just to judgemental with no selfawareness. If she could laugh at herself without it triggering a crying fest. It would be a higher chance. However maybe instead of a home id convert hers into a better facility for her care and help her find a carer or find someone in her life willing to be her career thats trustworthy. Cultrually if the elderly could like keep their mouth closed and not be so boomerish I might be down. Like if you got those dope parents that like let you go to peoples houses without doing a background check and 2 months at least of mcdonlads public play dates yeah it might not be as bad for you. But my weeaboo larping giga nerd of a mother. Can go fuck herself. I am not gonna ever let her warp my kids like she warped me. She tried her best. BUt holy fuck. THe way she talks about my grandkids when they aren't born? But my whole life has been defined by living with my fucking grandparents. When i got roasted for wearing shit clothes but living in a certain area cause it was 5 people. Its weird. YOu live in the limbo poverty shaming zone where the rich shit on you and the truly povertus shit on you. NOt only that but mine were Salvation Army weds. They met in that orgniazation that puts the santas out. They are insanely Christian. I couldnt watch scooby mother fucking DO, because it once said "not all witches are bad" in a like 1 minute scene on this one saturday and you could see the steam out of my weak fat 5'8 grandfather like hes gonna do something. Like god, what i would give to run my grandpas fade in the 70s. Like they talk about old man strength, Where they buy that at? my grandpa def didn't have that shit. But i after a living a life with my wack as parents and grandparents. There is so much that changes with those elements in a house. NO matter whos house it is, if they are grandparents present people expect things to be theirs not yours. They expect to control things, revert back to being the parent and conflict your instruction on the kids, they doubt your choices, and constantly undermine you. There is so much about modern life, modern fashion that boomers cant phyiscally handle. I just want my kids to play the music they like without being told to shut up. I want them to wear shit they like to wear without a stupid fucking comment. I read somewhere doing research for my class, and Apparently some places in europe argue that if we change to genreational households, there will be more housing available, and better family units. It makes me throw up thinking about that. We cant let that happen. Get your own fucking life. Let them fuck around and find out. Remember all that annoying shit they told you when you needed help. DO not be the better person in that relationship. THEY ARE YOUR PARENTS LMAO. BE THE ASSHOLE KID YOU DESERVE TO BE.

“Kids under the age of 12 shouldn’t have access to the internet.” I remember when KZread came out, I was 7 years old and one of the first videos I ever watched on it was some parody of a human giving birth to an alien with blood shooting everywhere. Long story short, I’m still scarred by the memory so I wholeheartedly agree with this.

@raiji7922

8 ай бұрын

ummm sauce?

@ConnorMiller417

8 ай бұрын

@@raiji7922 Hah?

@TheRandomGuyEverestEver

8 ай бұрын

Bro that's so disgusting. Send me the link so I can know not to click on it ever

@ConnorMiller417

8 ай бұрын

@@TheRandomGuyEverestEver I wish I could hit that was all the way from 2007. Have no idea what the title was. 🤣

@GetZeducated

8 ай бұрын

KZread came out in 2005

The cremation thing is legit. The funeral director told me point blank that my mom “will probably make some friends in there” lmao

@heroinfathr

8 ай бұрын

yeah i worked the cremation machines and its completely true

@EatAnOctorok

8 ай бұрын

That just sounds like a compliment to your mom tbh. Which unless they were provided with a picture of her when she was alive, is uhh...

@akalenya

8 ай бұрын

@@EatAnOctorok oh we took it as one lol. she was one of those cartoonishly nice sassy middle aged ladies. homegirl made friends every where else so hey why not🤷🏻‍♀️

My grandma is 97 and didn't tell anybody for YEARS that they were stealing from her and and ignoring her, belittling her etc.. she didnt want to bother or worry anyone 😭😭 so she just suffered in silence. She literally said "oh don't say anything, they may have a hard life" she even felt sorry for the people abusing her 😢

@trainsonplanes709

8 ай бұрын

This is heartbreaking. I hope she is in someone elses care now

@mattgerrish908

6 ай бұрын

​@@trainsonplanes709I have no sympathy for people who take advantage of children or the elderly. Those are the people who would witness the Beast Within Me.

There was a point in my life where I had no lights in my bathroom for years, and yes showering in the dark is quite enjoyable

@DarkStarRama

8 ай бұрын

Did you use a flashlight or somethin if you had to use the bathroom at night/when it was dark

@amylaws

8 ай бұрын

Yeah I mean I sometimes set a candle and do like a self care shower routine in the dark. I couldn’t imagine using the toilet with out lights though 😳

@DarkStarRama

8 ай бұрын

@@amylaws tbh, same, like maybe peeing but that's a hard maybe

@lobodesade6780

8 ай бұрын

It is....I forgot I experienced that, I have to do that shit again!!!

@vanrudisill6935

8 ай бұрын

How did u know when to stop wiping

Video idea: Joey takes Frankie to Disney. We need this. It’s for the greater good.

@nixapothecary3923

8 ай бұрын

LMAOAOAO

@deejayguppy6087

13 күн бұрын

Actually sounds interesting, emotionalsupportmillenial. Not too laborious for CEO Iron Man Daddy Business Joe to do, and the video would be rad.

as a former disney cast member, animal kingdom is the best. you’re telling me i can get drunk w/ some monkeys and a baby giraffe??? POURRRR ME UP

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

😂😂

The internet access one is so true. I saw porn when I was 10..yet my mom made me cover my eyes during any sort of sexual thing during a movie. I wanted to say I’d already seen much worse but also didn’t want to tell on myself. It’s funny when parents try to shelter their kids so much but completely miss that kids are going to see some shit when they’re not around.

@davedrysdale3848

8 ай бұрын

Exactly right! I remember my parents making me cover my eyes during the boob scene in Titanic! But like Joe, I had full reign on the internet in middle school watching people get their heads cut off with a buck knife on ebaumsworld!

@libratude9595

8 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter they were trying to keep you innocent, that's the point. They were being good parents.

@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519

8 ай бұрын

My parents were strict with it, and I was never exposed to it during my childhood. Times are very different now sadly.

@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519

8 ай бұрын

@@libratude9595exactly! Good parents do the right thing. That’s what they were doing.

@metalraverjpg9398

8 ай бұрын

Lol genuinely I had restrictions but still found the most vile traumatizing stuff on Kik cuz they never really checked my phone

We need PEOPLE OF WALMART AND MADLIBS

@TwelfthConsul

8 ай бұрын

Agree

@wickedbasket8858

8 ай бұрын

We need this comment pinned

@TheOverThinker95

8 ай бұрын

boosting the comment so that Joe has to see it (right?)

@frnkensteingirls

8 ай бұрын

YES MORE MADLIBS !!

@Zach_TheGamer

8 ай бұрын

And more Idiots of the Internet

we needed frankie in this video to correct joey on everything he said about cremation, graveyards, etc. cuz he was so wrong in so many ways😂

@manda.watching.YouTube

8 ай бұрын

I couldn’t leave the comment section until I saw someone else said something 😹

@oliviakuhn907

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao yes!!! I was getting ready to explain it all in the comments but way too much work

I had a discussion with someone years ago about the showering thing. They thought I was weird for showering at night. So I googled and found probably the best advice about it. If showering makes you sleepy, it's best to shower at night. And if it wakes you up it's best to shower in the morning. It makes me sleepy so I don't often shower in the morning.

@lizs5435

8 ай бұрын

That makes sense to me but even though showering wakes me up I’m going to shower at night because I think it’s gross to get into my bed dirty from the day. Like I would feel the need to wash my sheets so often if I showered in the morning.

@bubzxii

8 ай бұрын

@@lizs5435same i get out of work at 3am and even tho they wake me up, i prefer to shower at night bc of all the bar cooties

@Kels1555

4 ай бұрын

Depends on how sleep deprived I am. I've had times when I worked graveyard I had to stay up for days at a time and ended up accidently falling asleep in the shower. But once I started working days again they started waking me up more.

Yeah I’m not switching seats on a plane. I paid $37 extra dollars to sit by the window and you’re not taking that from me 😂

So pure of Joe to think care homes are a good place 🥺

Unpopular opinion: Several people commenting on every one of Joe's posts to "bring back idiots of Walmart" or "the Internet" or "craigslist" or "madlibs"... Joe obviously is over doing those videos, at least for now...I mean he left the internet for a long time because shit got repetitive for him and he was bored/not enjoying himself anymore. His new stuff is GREAT... And just be happy he's posting regularly again! 😊

I love how Joe just randomly cosplayed as Rocky Balboa

In response to the cemetery or compost comment; dead bodies in cemeteries are filled with embalming fluids which help to preserve the body. These fluids are extremely toxic, such as formaldehyde. The coffins are also meant to protect the body and take more than a lifetime to deteriorate and use up alot of space. Composting dead bodies is leaving the body to naturally decompose, if it is in a coffin it would be biodegradable. Hope this helps :)

That smile on Joe's face when he said "kill your husband" 😂 I lost it! Also, recording kind gestures to people is how they make more money to give money to people in need.

@bioshockbrat9171

8 ай бұрын

The difference is intention

@XyRa_89776

8 ай бұрын

Also most people who film these good deeds brag about the tax write offs for that good deed lmao so it depends on your true intentions

I did an internship at a nursing home and let me tell you those residents were so so unhappy. they would rather sleep than go out in the common area. someone i took care of was consistently dirty and it broke my heart. another one was when a resident put her call light on and when i told the nurse she needed to be changed ( because at the time i couldn’t lift of dress/undress residents) and he rolled his eyes and turned her light off. broke my heart

The cremation bit should have been a Seinfeld episode "No, I'm telling you this isn't my mother's dust! Are you telling me there's not the dust of someone else? How can you know?? IT'S ALL DUST!"

I always shower at night because it feels gross to get into my clean bed with the "dirt of the day" on me. I'm also a sweaty person and tend to sweat a lot throughout the day even when I don't work out, so night showers are a must.

@phoenixfairi8979

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Rinse off at night and true shower and clean in the morning

Somebody needs to make Joe actual cranberry sauce made with boiled cranberries. Then, a side by side taste test.

@illillyillyo

8 ай бұрын

YES!!! My cranberry sauce is always peoples’ favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner! It’s so good, I feel like it’d go well on almost any food! Poor Joe has no idea what real cranberry sauce tastes like.

It baffles me how out of millions of actors they can't find an athletic teenager that looks like an athletic teenager.

@laurahamilton8868

8 ай бұрын

I'll bet part of it is child labor laws and you can only have a minor work on set for a certain number of hours. It's probably easier to just hire early 20 somethings to get around this. Also, I'm sure the older someone is, the more experience they have and are probably better at acting. Sometimes though you really have to suspend your disbelief to think these people are teens lol.

Lmaooo I also kick my feet in excitement when I get underneath the warm covers!!! 🤣💀

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

That's why I got in trouble with opiates.. Think of that feeling and 100x it 😂😂😂😂

Joe I gotta tell you…cemeteries are definitely not composting the bodies in the ground…the casket (which, may or may not be made of actual wood) is encased in concrete so it can never decompose

@1412mariLU

8 ай бұрын

Also the embalming, that is still often done in the U.S.

@9BallBory

8 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen them bury a casket with concrete around it

@egarman2784

7 ай бұрын

​@9BallBory more often than not, there is concrete already in the hole called a burial vault, it's there to keep the ground from collapsing once the wood of the casket is no longer stable

Unpopular opinions: these videos are funnier than his old videos

@Aaaa-1znt

8 ай бұрын

I agree. I loved ppl of Walmart and madlibs, but his humour has evolved and these are more entertaining. I do however NEEEEEED another slam poetry 😂

@ImNotaRussianBot

8 ай бұрын

I love seeing him grow and become a good person. I was with hom when he was in his mom's basement.

I put the canned cranberry sauce on my table on Thanksgiving because something about it makes my sister and I laugh every year. I don't think anyone ever eats it.

@hotspotsportal6699

8 ай бұрын

I love Cranberry sauce! and Candy corn for that matter.

@UltimateGamerCC

8 ай бұрын

tf?? wasting that deliciousness, y'all mental.

Indian weddings cost WAY more, they're baller but still

Thank you for defending Nickelback

14:24 As a ginger woman, we get mocked too. They say gingers have no soul; why would we? We’ve adapted to it 😂

I’m anti nursing home because as a nursing student several years ago doing a clinical rotation at one I saw horrible things. Some of it is not the nursing home’s fault and some of it is. I’m never allowing my parents to be put in a home, but everyone has to make the decision that is best for them.

@shelbotron09

8 ай бұрын

As a nurse...I can agree to this. Some nursing homes are great, but from what I've seen, it's very hard to find a good one. The lack of care is concerning. If your parents aren't super dependent and sick, then I really advocate for senior living apartments and communities. You can even get home health nurses set up to go check on them weekly.

@totaldan99

8 ай бұрын

Its just funny to me when i see parents being absolute dicks to their kids because in tge coming decades, money is gonna be t i g h t

@steveneardley7541

2 ай бұрын

The worst I've seen was an alzheimers unit where some of the people are practically normal and others are screaming continually (and nurses chatting to each other and ignoring all of it).

2:40 Also in a retirement home there are visiting hours so your family HAS to leave at a certain time. You don't have to be the one to make them leave.

My dad is the only person who likes the canned cranberry on thanksgiving but we respect it because he grew up eating it every year. And it couldn’t be just any cranberry, it had to be canned. It’s just a cathartic reminder of his childhood for him.

unpopular opinion: people need to check in on each other more

@Perfftetysheeeeeets

8 ай бұрын

I'm not sure that's unpopular lol everyone is just so burnt out and exhausted and it's hard enough to take care of yourself and your kids and animals that we often don't have energy next to check in with our friends and actually be available as a support

@totaldan99

8 ай бұрын

40 hr work weeks and the stresses that comes from that along with constant stimulation from media and entertainment = mfers not having the bandwidth to gaf

@silverwing9092

8 ай бұрын

​@@totaldan99 you have just made me figure out why i'm so tired and not in the mood to socalize lately. Thank you!

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Harder to do when everyone has their own shit

@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519

8 ай бұрын

@@Perfftetysheeeeeetsour society sucks. That’s why we’re so exhausted.

The legal drinking age in Montréal is 18 🤷🏻‍♀️. 16 would be crazy 😂

@sandrinefrechettegauthier1118

8 ай бұрын

Came here to say this! Thank you!😂

@Awesometrax

8 ай бұрын

Yes, in Quebec, Manitoba and Alberta the drinking age is 18. Everywhere else in Canada is 19.

@lglglg

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, wtf was he on about lmao. But I have to say, there ARE underage kids who manage to get into bars and clubs (lots of people were doing it back when I was in cegep) but it's definitely not legal like he made it sound 😅

@myleneaubry8107

8 ай бұрын

Ça m'a fait "tické" aussi quand j'ai entendu ça 😉

Sleeping in the cold is the way. I’ll blast my fan and get under like ten blankets and curl up like a mf cat.

@UltimateGamerCC

8 ай бұрын

easier to get warm than to stay cool.

@brandonweeks

5 ай бұрын

​@@UltimateGamerCC its much harder to retain body heat than cool off, its why so many people die in the winter.

I would rather be too cold than too hot because it’s easier to get warm than to cool off!

@laurahamilton8868

8 ай бұрын

I got hot suuuper easily, so I'd much rather be cold.

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Definitely

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Also feeling warm and cozy in the cold feels amazing 😂

Dude I just wanna be friends with Joe, we'd get along well 😂😂

@ankieb3980

8 ай бұрын

Parasocial much?

@ichoosemeimsorry

8 ай бұрын

@@ankieb3980they just said they wanna be friends tf

I NEED Joe and Kieth to play the game where they both wear headphones and talk to each other. These guys would be hilarious 😂😂

Slam poetry!!!! More stuff like that with ur boys! That shit is hilarious. Need more danny in our lives

In Arizona, we had a law change and now pretty much everything is 21. Used to be 18 for tobacco, 21 for liquor, weed, and gambling. Now, you have to be 21 to get a pack of cigarettes.

Dying laughing about the chihuahua shaking🤣🤣 while you said that I look over and my chihuahua was shaking lol

Nickel back, bro? HELL YEAH

To the person who said something about American weddings, um dude have you ever seen what an Indian wedding looks like? 🤨 (they’re goated)

I agree with the cemetery one! Eventually we’re gonna run out of space 🤷‍♀️

In Europe everything starts at 18 years old, drivers license, buying alcohol, clubbing, be able to rent a vacation home etc. Weddings are expensive here as well btw.

So glad to be seeing you in my feed a bunch lately, always makes me lol

In Aus everything happens at 18. It's crazy that driving is 16 and drinking is 21. Driving is way more dangerous than drinking

i really like the long form videos. i happily will sit and watch a 30 minute video

Crazy to think that I found your channel 8 yrs ago. Thank you for all the laughs during a difficult time in my life. Recently started watching your content again and I get the same vibes in these new videos as the ones back in 2016. Will have a lot to catch up on then.

Composting a body can be done a few ways: just putting a body into the ground, melting in down to liquid and used as fertilizer/ to feed an animals, etc. It’s actually very good for the environment. You can also use a hydro-pressure in some areas to make your body into essentially human soup and use to to grow trees, etc. Very interesting stuff.

@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519

8 ай бұрын

Ummmmmmmm…

@riakun

8 ай бұрын

@@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519 🤣🤣🤣

Immediately, when Joe started talking about Walt Disney’s frozen head, it made me think of the anti-semite joke from an old basement yard episode with him and Danny😅 that bit was hilarious when they started talking about it as if they were pest control giving a quote on a termite job lol

Completely disagree with 1:32 about being too cold is "better". First off this is not an unpopular opinion, most people I know hate the heat and love the cold, I see it online too. Liking warm weather is an unpopular opinion, I don't know many people who like the summer. Personally for me, I hate the cold, I can wear 20 jackets and still be freezing, not to mention you can't do anything to warm your face when out. I will take the heat any day, 80-90 degrees F is not something that bothers me, I like it. Anything 60F and below is too cold for me. I have a theory that people who like the cold have warmer bodies and people who hate the cold have colder bodies. Also cranberry sauce is delicious, I like candy corn too.

im under attack, i love that, im gonna say that next time in having anxietty attack lol tahnks joe

My husband always said I was weird for showering in the dark!! It’s my absolutely favorite. But I agree with everything you said!

We all know people of Walmart... what about people of Costco? I'm curious if we would get similar insanity from the Sams Clubs and BJs of the world.

Ive learned the reason why adults over 18 are cast to play highschoolers or even like 8th graders is because theres laws in acting that only allow kids under 18 to work certain hours in a day, so its easier to cast an adult who can work however long they need to

I try telling people to shower by candlelight/nightlight all the time! It's so relaxing, and sensual-- such a fucking vibe! People act as if it's some deep niche kink or something. It's just calming; really not that weird. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Bright lights also energize you..

Joe is starting to look more and more like an old italian man lol and i love it

If I was around you when you are having dating apprehension I would be telling you “You’re Joe Santagato, she is the one that should be apprehensive, worrying if she will meet your standards and be worthy of your time “. I guess giving you more of a pep talk extolling your abundant qualities and virtues. Anyone watching your vids for a period of time can pick up that you are a good guy and someone that is easy to have a fun time with.

When you said we should "thaw out Walt's head and step on it cause he had weird thoughts" probably the funniest shit I've heard in awhile

Chiwawa should be classified as a type of lage rodent

Joe looks like a history teacher

The buff 20 yr olds thing I feel is completely justified. There are some people that have bad self esteem because of their body, me included. It sets an unrealistic expectation for girls and guys. I’ve met girls before that have said their standards are too high because of shows like riverdale or whatever.

@iWeir101

8 ай бұрын

Agreed, but casting actual teenagers for some of these roles would be a bad idea, with Riverdale also being an example.

@Wispyluma76

8 ай бұрын

@@iWeir101 you don’t need actual sex scenes in movies. If you had to, you could do something that would “insinuate” them having sex, like in outer banks’ final episode.

@steveneardley7541

2 ай бұрын

If you are seriously affected by images on TV or movies, you are living in a fantasy world. That's the real problem. Compare yourself to people in the store, not people in movies.

@Wispyluma76

2 ай бұрын

@@steveneardley7541 I compare myself to strangers all the time, a lot of people do.

Nope, European weddings are also big and ridiculous for the most part. It’s literally where the idea of the giant American Christian church wedding originated

1:30 joe watches fake taxi confirmed

Joe returning to the womb to sleep every night is something I can’t un-imagine now…thank you….🐣🐣🐣

Frankie’s right, Joey does always talk about poop

@nicanproud

8 ай бұрын

YES.

I so disagree on the canned cranberry sauce. A STaPLE in my mouth on Thanksgiving.

@innocent-_-

8 ай бұрын

I too like staples in my mouth

Dude YES on sleeping in the cold. A massive blanket, maybe a second to wrap around my neck or head. It's so cozy I love it.

Disney spent 100 years making billions of dollars off of rebranding other people's ideas. Look up any successful Disney movie. 10 times out of 10, the story was based on someone else's novel, or nursery rhyme. Or it was a remake of someone else's movie. The fact that they have an Imagination department is hillarious. All they do is steal ideas!

@goldyblob

8 ай бұрын

Hear me out though: what the company does best is bring the stories to life with visuals, voices, music, etc. It’s my understanding that they don't take credit for the stories, but even if they do, they are bringing a story to life (also through their own interpretation) which otherwise may have never made it off some book pages.

I had a dude sit next to me on a plane and all he talked about was the drugs he took and I wanted nothing more than to just put my headphones in and pass out but he was so loud lol

Bro showering in the dark is SO FUN, I cannot recommend it enough. If you got a glass door to your shower, shine a flashlight through in only one place and enjoy some ambient music or something.

Say what you want about chihuahuas, but they’re a damn good alarm system. Not to mention, if you pair them up with a Doby, Pity, or Rottie, nobody is coming into your property

@xkristixx

8 ай бұрын

When you pair them, sure. But no one NO ONE is running away from a yippy chihuahua. 😂

@drink_4_nikolai

8 ай бұрын

@@xkristixx Alarm system as in they’ll make you aware, not a defense system, in a pair, the big dog will always be aware becase of the little rat lmao

Nickelback is good

For a while I had my Lock Screen set as a selfie. If I left it in the conference room at work or else where, who ever found it brought it straight to me.

@EzzyEm97

8 ай бұрын

Imagine if it wasn’t your phone 😅

@dpfeiffer90

8 ай бұрын

@@EzzyEm97 🤣☠️

As a depressed and anxious person that’s so relatable Hahahhaha I’m going to start saying “I’m under attack”

I'd rather be too cold than be too warm. There's only so many layers you can take off in public when you get hot before you catch charges lmfao

If you only shower once a day that's weird. Unless you live in a very cold place.

Damn im early. Idk what to comment.

@nickwhite787

8 ай бұрын

🤓

@boatingboy1011

8 ай бұрын

@@nickwhite787 damn. Shoulda commented that!

I was chased by a chihuahua once. They're so aggressive for no reason 🤣

@steveneardley7541

2 ай бұрын

I was bitten on the ankle by my landlady's chihuahua. She didn't even apologize.

The dark showers with one light, joey you said it fuckin PERFECTLY

14:19 😭 “we should probably just thaw it out and step on it”

The reason for the hatred of nursing homes is because they're horrible places. My grandmother was in a home for a month. She was 95 with dementia. They got her meds wrong 9 times in a week, one time they were random meds out of the cart, fed her garbage that she couldn't even eat because it was so burnt it couldnt even be cut, and the neglect is rampant. She had to go to the hospital in an ambulance because they let her get dehydrated. She was covered in bedsores and was pretty much abandoned in her room. She was bathed twice in the month she was there. Nobody visited her except my mother and I, and that was to make sure the staff did what they get paid $50/h for. We ended taking her back home so that she could pass in comfort. Her husband was in one in the 70s. He peed himself and the staff left him in the pissed-in chair for three days. Nursing home staff doesn't care about the patients.

@squibbelsmcjohnson

8 ай бұрын

Holy fuck.. Lawsuit territory

Joe in the ads looking like he's about to rob a house with an abandoned child in it

The problem with putting all people in homes is the mistreatment is incredibly common. The only people traded the way everyone should be treated are the people who have visitors at least once a week

Joey sticking up for Nickleback is gas.

i knew a girl who not only had a pic of herself as her phone background but would constantly update it to other pictures of herself, everytime i saw her phone it would changed

It’s funny that you mention the part for the military, cus that’s exactly what happened to me, I had gotten back from Iraq in 2018 and I was just turning 20, and my family wanted to sit at a bar top and because I wasn’t 21, I wasn’t even allowed to so sit there at the bar top with them😂😂

you can tell he mad new yorking, the way he said water ☠

My boyfriend has a chihuahua, his name is AB and he is one adventurous dog😂😂 He really isn’t like any other chihuahua I have seen, Ive never seen him shaking. Im pretty sure AB thinks he is like a Pitbull or something, its adorable.😂

I’m American and I don’t know anyone who’s spent tens or hundreds of thousands on a wedding. My American family tends to do more communal barbecue type things for weddings. I have European relatives in the other hand who go completely over the top. I think it just depends on how rich you are not country of origin

Joes mustache is impeccable

Dark showers with a glow stick is the shit 😂😊

Showering in the dark is crazy

@chunkybird1241

8 ай бұрын

Crazy good, you mean?

As a CNA, do your research. A lot of staff in places like that suck so hard (and that’s putting it in “a nice way”). There’s too little caring people in the world to even risk putting someone you remotely care abt in a place like that. All I’ve got to say is I wouldn’t put my worst enemy in some of the awful places i’ve worked.

Boxing Joe also reads ads now, thats cool

I was a fresh 17 year-old stuck overnight at Port Authority and there was a homeless man that was matted and smelled like piss. He asked me for a coffee. I had bought a black coffee and a bagel and told him "Here. It's black. So you can add whatever you want." He was extremely thankful and I went and just grabbed another coffee because I didn't have the money for anything else. But I really hope I made his day. 20 years later I still think about hoping he got a better deal in life.

😂 What a funny show, thanks for the laughs, Santagato reminds me of American Pie's Stiffler....Cheers!