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@jeremyusreevu237

4 ай бұрын

I recently saw another KZreadr named TFord review this movie, and...my god is it insane!

@everyoneelsemovedonfan

4 ай бұрын

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy I know that intro hahahahahaha

@boymeetsdrake6438

4 ай бұрын

i knew you where playing with a sensory shark

@everyoneelsemovedonfan

4 ай бұрын

Great video man, and thank you for putting my music in there, so crazy! Also I've got the sensory slug hahaha

@lukundo8146

4 ай бұрын

Can you review poor little thing?

I feel like the funniest thing about this sort of Christian propaganda is the total inability of its creators to understand that atheism is not a religion. It's not organized, it's not evangelical, and it usually isn't a primary identity of those who profess it. It's a lack of belief, not an oppositional belief system.

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

In my experience, the vast majority of Christians don’t understand atheism. I think they like it that way, so they have some thing they can angrily oppose and pretend like they’re victims.

@FrenkTheJoy

4 ай бұрын

Although to be fair I've seen plenty of atheists online who do act like it's basically its own belief system.

@captainnemo7690

4 ай бұрын

@@FrenkTheJoy Yeah, but the Reddit atheist crowd is just a bunch of self-righteous assholes. Their personalities are more important to that behavior than their ideology. Christians have an actual doctrinal imperative to evangelize, and I think they assume atheists are operating the same way.

@iTzNikkitty

4 ай бұрын

It's because they're so used to dogmatic thinking that they literally can't conceptualize the idea that someone reached their conclusions without dogma. It's kinda sad, honestly. There's plenty of Christians out there who don't just let dogma control their lives. They trust in science and turn to their faith for the questions that science can't answer. I think that's a very healthy way of looking at things.

@tenwholebees

4 ай бұрын

​@@FrenkTheJoy I think there's a pretty clear distinction between athiests and anti-thiests. And most of the hate athiests get from religious folk are based on their interactions with anti-thiests

Isn’t it really funny how some Christians say some gay people “Make their entire personality about being gay” when they do the exact same thing with their religion? Like the same person complaining about the little rainbow pin on your jacket being the same person with a giant cross and the name JESUS on their shirt? The irony

@gloomyxghost

4 ай бұрын

No cause you're so right. It's the christians and the trumpies both, they don't know what self reflection is

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

I totally agree! I guess because you believe in a 2000 year-old book that no one can prove you’re suddenly better than everyone else. Lol. It’s funny too because these are often the people you just have to walk away from him because no amount of polite no thank you or I’m not interested we’ll go anywhere.

@martin2289

4 ай бұрын

Projection... as always.

@Moonlit-Sorrow

4 ай бұрын

@@LindyWithAWhy Lmao

@KodeeCo.

4 ай бұрын

@@LindyWithAWhythen do it

why do these kinds of christian writers think college is just an open debate panel

@tenwholebees

4 ай бұрын

Because these kids of Christians treat every interaction as an open debate. It's classic projection

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Because they never went. Pretty simple.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

i just said above that you can describe these people almost always in 2 words, gaslight and projection. You just showed the projection, and the gaslighting is the professor calling him a "worthy adversary" as if these religious zealots havent been espousing the same nonsense for thousands of years. But he has to make the audience think hes some kind of genius by a college professor making him out to be 1 of a kind.@@tenwholebees

@brandongarcia2929

3 ай бұрын

they think every class starts with a sermon because they want every public school class to start with a sermon. They're just upset that it's the wrong sermon

@MasamiPhoenix

3 ай бұрын

Because they think if they can instill this "us vs them" combative mindset in the their kids, it will make them more resilient when they go to college and deal with normal rational people.

This guy watched “God’s not dead” and thought to himself… “ you know what would make this movie better?” … … “Me. In the lead role as a college student”

@thebestadoringfan

4 ай бұрын

I knew the plot line sounded familiar

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

i wish i knew the movie youre referencing because the reference is impeccable on context clues alone.

@subjectdelta44

3 ай бұрын

Even down to the dinner party at the evil professor's house and praying over a dead or dying person at the end!! 😭😭😭

@AzenHawke

3 ай бұрын

It's almost exactly the plot of God's Not Dead except he somehow made it even less sensical, which I think is a pretty impressive feat

@DankrumStar

2 ай бұрын

@@nicklazzaro5055 The name of the movie is called “God’s Not Dead” and it’s about a freshman college student whose teacher on the first day tells the class to claim “God is Dead” and the freshman then spends the whole moving “proving” that he is not dead… it’s a lot. I had to watch it when I was younger in church and I remember all the Christian’s crying and getting so emotional over it. Being atheist now, I forgot there really is a whole culture of christian cinema that a lot of people have no idea about 😅

Donald looks like he just woke up from a 5 hour nap and has no idea where he is

@sunnyandthechlo

4 ай бұрын

For the ENITRE movie.

@user-lj2do8ik5s

4 ай бұрын

​@@ville__ you don't even have a video and I don't care womp womp

@lora4021

4 ай бұрын

​@@ville__why not just say your age instead of just 30+ like that could mean you are 50 🤷🏾‍♀️

@MeatHarasser

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, he probably doesn’t.

@RancorousSea

3 ай бұрын

I think that's why every person's first words to him are more or less : Wow! Why are you even here? You look like you're 500 years old? Shouldn't you be in hospice, dying?

As a college student, the second I joined I had my soul taken by the devil, its annoying but yknow, art courses don't finish themselves!

@kinsato6500

4 ай бұрын

Damn these robots are mean. Anyway, same happened when I went to law.

@alexmammoth2916

4 ай бұрын

As a college professor it's nice to see our work paying off.

@katherineperrotta1761

4 ай бұрын

Omg me too!!

@crypticcryptid4702

4 ай бұрын

@@kinsato6500 Ahhh so that's why lawyers seem soulless. Personally I traded mine for the secrets of the universe, otherwise known as physics.

@mothmaniel

4 ай бұрын

the fact that im seeing this comment with 666 likes right now is perfect

why does he need to sleep in dorms if hes only taking a few courses and is a retiree? thats weird af just as a plot point. imagine getting assigned a dude who is 60+ as your roommate as a freshman. im really stuck on that lol

@FrenkTheJoy

4 ай бұрын

As far as I know they don't even let people who are outside the normal age range for college sleep in dorms at all, but yeah if he's just taking a few courses and not even enrolled full-time why would he be in the dorms at all?! Also if he's just taking a few courses why is he going "down south" out of state instead of just going to a community college? Also why are all these people in Tennessee so confused by religion existing? The south is pretty famously fond of Jesus.

@evanestewart7665

4 ай бұрын

id demand to change like actually so genuinely. unless he was chill. actually that could be chill asf if he was chill. id site it out

@BostonMBrand

4 ай бұрын

When I was in college the only time I heard of a non traditional student living in a dorm was a man in his 30s who lived down the hall from me. He lived alone and rarely interacted with the other students in the dorm. Most Non-Traditional students lived locally.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Do ya call him dad?

@haroldasusus4684

4 ай бұрын

Fr like can bro not afford to commute to class? He’s retired he doesn’t even work!

Apparently Donald is now denying the existence of Amoebas, other Single-Celled organisms, and... Jellyfish.

@safia6830

4 ай бұрын

right? 💀 not all living things need a brain

@sunnyandthechlo

4 ай бұрын

Exactly! I yelled 'jellyfish???'

@nightcoreeclub

4 ай бұрын

easy when you’re stupid

@SmartStart24

4 ай бұрын

Right!? That argument is how we know he never took a first year biology class 😂

@McBehrer

4 ай бұрын

and himself

"Gramps Goes to College" sounds like a forgotten 80s sex comedy.

@VioletCountingRoses

2 ай бұрын

Seems like he would've made that in the 80s

@heywoodjablome5380

Ай бұрын

It probably would have been awful, but still less awful than this movie

@manporo5865

15 күн бұрын

It sounds like a modern porn flick tbh. Especially when they said co-ed. I was half expecting an orgy being detailed in this video

@FrizzKid05

8 күн бұрын

He stole the idea from Ernest, clearly. 😂😂

@Redem10

2 күн бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield "Back to School" had the dad go to college....but you know different motivation

Pretending natural selection doesn’t exist because it’s not a living entity but then saying God is real is crazy.

@gooeydude574

4 ай бұрын

Yeah by the same logic, gravity isn’t real

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Math isnt real then either.... like what molecular form is the number 9?

@alexisb3829

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that argument was so nonsensical it made me mad

@TheGospelGuy

3 ай бұрын

You can have both. I don't understand where the idea that they're incompatible, and completely against eachother came from. Natural Selection is a real thing, and was created by God for the survival and progression of his creation. It's that simple. I don't get why scientists are at war with God, when science only proves God.

@breakingboundaries3950

3 ай бұрын

@@TheGospelGuy Told this one to my dad the other day He told me not everyone is a real Christian

A parent trusting their child with an older man they don’t know anything about just because he believes in the same religion as they do is the most realistic part of this movie.

@ashegrey3042

2 ай бұрын

as a pastors kid, yes & that’s also how i’ve been SA’d many times and then ofc they act like i made it up & unfortunately this is the case for many people with religious parents

@DontblameAsh

2 ай бұрын

​@@ashegrey3042 What the hell I'm so sorry dude

@FeelTheLack

Ай бұрын

@@ashegrey3042 so sorry. My heart breaks for you.

I love when Christian movies depict Atheists or people who don't care about religion suddenly changing their entire belief system the moment they talk to a well-spoken Christian. It's an insight into what they wish would happen in the real world, and that just makes me chuckle. Overall, the characters are unrealistic, making me question whether they've ever interacted with another human outside their church.

@swagromancer

4 ай бұрын

The funniest thing is that the guys making these movies aren't even that well-spoken. Their "arguments" have more holes than my chain link fence, yet they have other characters react like they just witnessed a profound revelation about the nature of the universe. If it wasn't so steeped in religion, it would almost feel like stoner movie dialogue.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. Illogical people arent going to convert logical people based in science or just fact for that matter. It would be the other way around as logical people could point to data and facts.

@Tsuki0ni

3 ай бұрын

As a Christian, I can confirm that this is an ubiquitous depiction and I agree it's annoyingly unrealistic. Often, it's in the view of talking to someone that has NEVER heard about the Christian gospel which is usually rare in our country. But I remember a kid one time getting upset (sad not mad) because their experience witnessing to someone didn't go as well as all the movies and videos we saw in kid's church. It should just be a real human conversation and if someone rejects, then respect their God-given free will and move on with life. No one has all the answers, so if they say they do, they're probably scamming you. Christian or otherwise. I've only seen a very very few people condescend about non-believers and act like this kind of a jerk when they were obviously sheltered kids that hadn't had meaningful interactions with the secular world otherwise, this is not how any college kid talks.

@garrettgsf8849

3 ай бұрын

They also believe that everything always revolves around Christianity. That (biology) professors would constantly talk about God and Christians bla bla bla. In reality, these Profs (and students) would simply not care enough to go into stupid debates. But if they had to, they would absolutely rip our protagonist a new one lmao

@ashegrey3042

2 ай бұрын

pastors kid here ! it’s funny too bc like in “gods not dead” the philosophy professor is an atheist claiming that god is dead and then we find out it’s bc he “hates god” and has like a personal issue with him & then they literally make the character GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR AND BECOME A CHRISTIAN IN HIS DYING BREATHS

I love how this guy believes there are no Christian liberals

@rosykindbunny1313

4 ай бұрын

@@ville__ Why does this read like a Tindr bio

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

I’m not Christian by any means, but a lot of Jesus ideas would be considered liberal today. Lol.

@tenwholebees

4 ай бұрын

​@@brandonkennedy4160If Jesus came around today, a majority of Christians would be telling him to go back to his own country and tell him he's a dirty commie

@swagromancer

4 ай бұрын

That's because he's probably pulling the ol' "no true Scotsman". See, if you're a liberal, then you can't be a _true_ Christian.

@williamsstephens

4 ай бұрын

Jesus was radically liberal.

As a Masters student in biology, I had to pause this video so many times just to cope with the amount of cringe. Especially when he starts asking the prof to explain natural selection in terms of its size, weight, etc? It’s a scientific theory, not an object! That’s like asking how much gravity weighs or what type of matter it’s made of

@beepbeepimmajeep8957

4 ай бұрын

Finally someone said it! I haven't even graduated highschool yet, but I was still so annoyed when he started asking her to describe it like it was a tangible object. Like that just shows he has a GIANT fundamental misunderstanding of what natural selection even is yet he's still going to argue against it like he knows better.

@swagromancer

4 ай бұрын

This is always the funniest line of argument to me, because these types go absolutely ballistic on you if you flip it around and ask them about the chemical composition of God.

@rosegoldhiips

4 ай бұрын

​@beepbeepimmajeep8957 i don't think he misunderstands what it is, i think it's those types of questions that Christians ask where they KNOW you can't answer it because it makes no sense so they can go "gotcha! Checkmate, that means I'm right, haha." I've had a family friend ask me "well if we evolved from monkies then why are they still here?" like that makes any sense at all. They know that's not how that works, they're just being smarmy. It's super annoying

@swagromancer

4 ай бұрын

@@rosegoldhiips Yes, whenever they are up against someone they could never defeat in honest debate, they aim for a tactical draw. That's when they start asking nonsense questions. They want to be able to say "Hey, I don't have all the answers, but you don't either, so our level of understanding is about the same." Or at least that's the impression they want the audience to get. If they can convince someone that creationism even remotely plays in the same ballpark as actual science, that's a win for them.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

How much does the number 4 weigh? Always knew math was BS!

two sides of Christianity when science Comes up. "NOOOO THATS NOT REAL THE BOOK SAYS WHAT HAPPENBS WORD FOR WORD" or "Wow what a magnificent and well crafted way our world naturally working. Cant believe how much detail God put in his creations.!"

@tenwholebees

4 ай бұрын

I can totally respect anyone who's religious but also understands science. If they wanna think their god just made everything so intricately, go for it. Once you start denying science, or just stay ignorant for your own sake, thats when it becomes a problem. Believe what you want when it comes to an entity to pray to, but don't deny peer reviewed studies and scientific facts just because you don't understand it

@BushMermaid1394

4 ай бұрын

Das me, I'm da second

@catpoke9557

3 ай бұрын

The second one is so wholesome. It's such a nice way of looking at things

@kreuz7sieben

3 ай бұрын

Actually, if you dabble just a little into religous scholarism, God ordered the angels to put in all these magnificent details into the physical world. So, kind of a lazy mofo 😅

@crischiva1936

3 ай бұрын

I'm the second one and every day I'm glad of my religious Catholic education explaining science to me in a trascendent way. The saddest thing about the first type is that, once they discovered science is not a belief but facts, they turn atheists because of their fundamentalism. I wish more religion people shared passion for sciences instead of fearing them

My mum is a creationist, she's also a chemistry teacher, ex university professor and ex scientist, my black Christian mother has spent her entire life in academia and has not felt any of this religious prosecution that are in all of these films

@funnatopia704

3 ай бұрын

Why’d she downgrade??

@tytytyty504

3 ай бұрын

I wanna know how it's possible for her to be a creationist when there's mountains of evidence against it and scientists are the ones closest to that evidence

@ja-yjtbd9932

3 ай бұрын

@@funnatopia704she downgraded her job for me and my siblings, she didn't have any time to be a parent and the burden was too big on my father who also had a job.

@ja-yjtbd9932

3 ай бұрын

@@tytytyty504 for her there's a clear separation between what she believes and accepted science. despite being a creationist she teaches the big bang when needing to, though being an organic chemist most of what she specialises in does not conflict with her beliefs, and if I dig into her beliefs using science she kinda shuts off saying "okay" cause she sees logic but doesn't want to accept it. In short, she's mature enough to realise it's a battle which will go on forever and refused to start or continue it past a point Also she's a tired old woman and truly does not care enough to convince anyone to believe what she believes or to be convinced to change what she believes

@siobhannoble8545

Ай бұрын

​@@Don_Dewitt See, this right here is what paints atheists in a negative light. You learn that someone you don't know has religious beliefs and make a comment suggesting she has brain damage. That kind of arrogance and disrespect makes you no better than the man who made this terrible movie.

This movie feels like Donald lost an argument when he was in college and never got over it

How did Andy get sponsored by a giant ass law firm LMAO that’s so random

@veil9326

4 ай бұрын

Morgan & Morgan sponsors EVERY commentary KZreadr I stg, I’ve seen drew, Danny, Chad chad, Jarvis, d’angelo and now andy

@thirdwaveemo

4 ай бұрын

theyve been sponsoring FNAF youtubers for years now

@CosmicGardener

4 ай бұрын

There's a folklore channel that's regularly sponsored by them its so funny

@FrenkTheJoy

4 ай бұрын

Yeah they're sponsoring everybody now. Honestly I find them the most trustworthy of all the youtube sponsors at this point. I doubt they're going to pretend people can be real Scottish lords and ladies by buying a one foot plot of land or whatever.

@giuliasantos7637

4 ай бұрын

They are trying to reach an audience that they would not be able to by conventional means

The fact that he wrote those lines about the character being "intelligent", "bold", and "handsome", knowing HE'S the star, tells me how full of himself he is.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

hes also a "worthy adversary" as he says the same things other idiots have been saying for thousands of years. Sociopaths and narcissists.

@Don_Dewitt

2 ай бұрын

Hmm almost like he has a god complex 🤔

Disregarding evolution because you're personally not sure how it works and aren't willing to actually talk to others about your misunderstandings would be like the Insane Clown Posse deciding magnets don't exist because they don't know how they work.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Imagine being Darwin.... yikes. This guy had to change the facts of the time... nowadays we just have to deal with the remnants in the other direction.

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 ай бұрын

Deadass. The song "Miracles" doesn't even deny science, it just wants the listener to acknowledge how beautiful and incredible the world can be and how much of it we take for granted. The line about not wanting to talk to a scientist is more about "I don't want someone to try to belittle how incredible this feat of nature is.", Violent J and Shaggy just don't always word things amazingly.

"Oh Jesus!! Oh God!!!"

@Fredrick_Turner

4 ай бұрын

this should be top comment

@bradywilliams2951

3 ай бұрын

attaboy

@Ssturns19

Ай бұрын

Finally someone said what we're all thinking

the fact that Andy got sponsored by Morgan & Morgan is crazy to me 😭 (also I love the video like ty for the content bro 😝)

@GrapesVR-

4 ай бұрын

7th like first reply 🤪

@TTFNG063

4 ай бұрын

first Yoyo808 then Richard Childress Racing and now Andy King

@star-rock6466

4 ай бұрын

From what I've seen, a TON of commentary channels got sponsored by them, so...

@phoenix_does_stuff4271

4 ай бұрын

@@star-rock6466oh mb didn’t know until now

@sundaxe10

4 ай бұрын

@@TTFNG063real

"I think you've had a little too much of that fermented grape juice" is genuinely so fucking funny to me

@michel0dy

4 ай бұрын

My dude just talking as if wine is the dirtiest thing ever WHEN JESUS CONSTANTLY TALKS ABOUT WINE IN THE BIBLE

@alexpaulk2819

3 ай бұрын

Because all Christians will immediately be struck down by God if they even SAY the word “wine”

@kreuz7sieben

3 ай бұрын

​@@michel0dyyeah, Jesus loves to get drunk and make friends 😅 Although there are a lot of translation issues with the bible and there are some suggestions that he was actually talking about mushrooms. But what the hell, there are also a lot of suggestions that he didn't exist at all, so...

@rebekahmcfadden4633

Ай бұрын

Haha! Especially when Jesus turns water to wine and has his disciples drink wine saying “this is my blood” Jesus loves wine.

The fluoride in drinking water scene is so funny to me as a geosciences student like. “You know it’s being supplied by CHINA???” Yes..? The country with some of the highest concentrations of fluorides in their geology in The Whole World? Who provides fluorides to so many places in the world because they mine so much fluoride-containing minerals??? I am not saying this is common knowledge, I know it’s not. What I am saying though is that Google is free and you don’t need to major in Rocks And Stuff in order to figure out why it is we get at least some of this stuff from China

@greatape8019

2 ай бұрын

its just also kinda racist to be like "its bad also bcs its from china". when fluoride was first added to the drinking water in the us, they got a whole lot of complaints about people getting sick or their teeth falling out, when they hadn't even put the fluoride in the water yet! this whole "fluoride bad" is like christians, it wont leave you alone no matter how much you refute the "facts " they claim to tell. (obviously not all christians)

Dude I'm old AF and I remember Morgan and Morgan commercials midday during court tv. It's a little surreal seeing them sponsoring on KZread

@tabby7971

4 ай бұрын

That's what I thought too, how odd honestly 😂😂

@androgynylunacy

4 ай бұрын

I dunno who tf they are. Michigan has 1800 call Sam lmao

@nightshade9184

4 ай бұрын

As an old fart myself, I agree. Times a changing 😂

@mrmeowingtonw

4 ай бұрын

@@ville__ where did you come from

@elisemayesem

4 ай бұрын

Imo it's a pretty smart way to reach people in my generation

The first thing my college intro biology professor talked about to us is that learning biology isn't antithetical to religious beliefs of any type bc that's not the scope of the class. The college was hardcore smack in the middle of the Bible belt

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

Interesting, but doesn’t the Bible pretty largely contradict anything to do with evolution?

@nobodybutsomebody8147

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonkennedy4160 it can, but sometimes if you don't focus exactly on the words of the Bible, and instead the message it's quite easy to justify different things. For example, personally I find that evolution happened the way it did due to God's plan, and that science is still completely valid.

@FrenkTheJoy

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonkennedy4160 Not really? God created stuff and then we fast forward. Doesn't mean God didn't create stuff that then evolved. Also Charles Darwin was hard core religious. A huge amount of scientific breakthroughs were made by very religious people. I mean genetics was discovered by a monk.

@sunnyandthechlo

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonkennedy4160 No, I'm a Christian and I believe God created evolution.

@Deepseadread6

4 ай бұрын

@@brandonkennedy4160no, these people are just dumb. Most religious people believe in evolution, don’t take fringe conspiracy theorists as the majority lol

Donald: “which came first, the blood, the brain, the heart?” Me: “The single-celled organism”

I was unfortunately raised as a Jehovah's Witness which is easily the most hardcore and serious religion based on Young Earth Creationism and even the people I grew up with there would think Donald is absolutely fucking insane LOL.

@louistomlinsonseyebrow1876

4 ай бұрын

As a jw yea 😭😭 idk what this man is yapping about

HOEEE JESUS, HOOEEEE GOD?!?!?!?! The christian persecution complex is so funny. Some old dude crashed my schools dining hall putting bible verses on the table and nothing happened, meanwhile the jewish student center got broken into and vandalized like two days later.

@tenwholebees

4 ай бұрын

I know of a Catholic that's always going on about how Christians are the most oppressed and persecuted group in the world, and his reasoning is because everyone else is evil because they don't believe in the truth and don't want the world becoming Christian. Which, good, the world SHOULDN'T be all Christian. I look to the future when society gets to a point where people don't feel like they need to justify the world via some spirit

I'm a Christian going to a fairly conservative liberal arts school (I'd put it as pretty centrist since the faculty are pretty varied in political views) and I'll be real, school is pretty chill and cool. I'm not only Christian, I'm trans masc, and ppl tend to just accept it. I did get more open minded these last few years but that's cause I used my brain.

@swagromancer

4 ай бұрын

Huh. Sounds like people should do that more often.

@rosegoldhiips

4 ай бұрын

If more Christians were like you we would have waaayyy less problems in the world I feel like 😭

@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath

3 ай бұрын

@@UTTP298 12 year old spotted. missile deployed.

@Dan_too

2 ай бұрын

my school advertises itself as leftist but when the students and even teachers are being transphobic no one does anything, insane.

@avantgarde04

Ай бұрын

Sorry but you can't be a trans AND a Christian No branch of Christianity support that

What are the odds that when he introduces himself to people he says "Donald, like Donald Trump"

The lady professor says "the mutual attraction is not on my end", like wtf? That makes no sense. (Around 20:20)

@thrgost

3 ай бұрын

The whole script is bullshit, but the average 12yo would not make this mistake.

@da-ka666

Ай бұрын

That's because it's written by DJP... An insane person who really thinks that's the way atheists talk.

Andy being sponsored by a lawfirm is convenient because i’m going to need it after learning about this movie.

@randomanimator732

4 ай бұрын

@@ville__ no you fucking arent, your a uttp LMAO

@Qorelin

4 ай бұрын

Your lawyer is going to advise you to delete this comment.

@breakingboundaries3950

3 ай бұрын

Gotta get that emotional damage compensation

His claims about evolution could be explained in the “Common Misconceptions” section of any basic college biology course. It’s clear that he’s never genuinely sought out a counter argument.

@toxihex876

4 ай бұрын

What patch dropped first - the chicken or the lootbox that contains it?

@catpoke9557

3 ай бұрын

@@toxihex876 On a real note, the lootbox dropped first. The egg is ancestral to all of animalia (as far as I know, anyways.) But if we're talking shelled eggs, that's ancestral to all amniotes. And if we're talking specifically hard shelled eggs, that's ancestral to quite a few groups which evolved it convergently. But in the case of birds it evolved somewhere in dinosauria and has so far been retained in all birds- including chickens. The first chickens came from chicken-like hard shelled eggs. So the lootbox came first, then the chicken.

@Twistedwhitebread69

2 ай бұрын

Please rly please explain to me how we have a tailbone if evolution isn’t real

@catpoke9557

2 ай бұрын

@@Twistedwhitebread69 Well it is real. But if it weren't, a simple explanation would be that it's just a beneficial structure, since it is a muscle attachment point.

@toxihex876

2 ай бұрын

@@Twistedwhitebread69 I balance half my bodyweight on it when I go to take a shit

I can’t believe how many of these movies try the “im the professor and im going to convert you to atheism” schtick like that wouldn’t get them almost IMMEDIATELY fired

"The Chinese are putting fluoride in the water!" *Sir, this is a chess match.*

@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD

2 ай бұрын

"I think grampas having a stroke again"

I'm taking an ASL course in college, and there is a really wide age range for the other students. Some of them want to become interpreters, some are learning ASL for working with Deaf patients or children for jobs in hospitals or teaching, some are learning because they just want to, and some are simply taking it as their language credit. One person I sit next to already has a bachelor's degree, and she's taking it just because. So it's not really surprising to see older people enrolled at colleges. The same thing happened in my phlebotomy certification course as well. Anyone who wants a career change later in life that requires going back to school is a normal part of the college student body.

@FrenkTheJoy

4 ай бұрын

Yeah at my college it was mostly people who were typical college age but still some older folks. Not THIS old, but nobody cared when there was someone in class who was in their 30s or whatever.

@Gravemistake94

4 ай бұрын

@@FrenkTheJoythat makes me feel a little better about being an almost 30 year old who wants to go back to school. Hoping there will be others my age

@HelenaStirling

4 ай бұрын

I always preferred having older students in class as an undergrad. They're usually paying their own way and too old to get caught up in the novelty of free time and legal drinking. If there was a group assignment, you could bet that they wouldn't be dumping it all on you, they want that grade and they don't want to leave it to chance.

I'm an atheist but Christian movies like this still piss me off. there are plenty of actually good christan medias that i have seen as a child and i think it's crazy that these shitty ones keep getting made. theres The Prince of Egypt (1998), clearly Veggietales, and more things i don't actually remember the name of [my childhood wasn't great, i blocked it out]. it feels like a huge slap in the face to see movies like this, and a few of my Christian friends even agree with that statement. but i have to say, these movies are really funny when someone is cracking jokes over them, so thank you for making it less of a slap Andy!

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

It’s true! Haven’t been Christian for a long time now, and I can still admit that VeggieTales and print of Egypt rock! I don’t know what’s so hard about simply taking aspects of the Bible and turning them into stories, rather than pushing extremist Christian conservative agendas on people in the most cringe ways possible. I guess at the very least it makes for hilarious KZread content.

@BostonMBrand

4 ай бұрын

The one thing I always find hilarious about these kinds of movies is that they portray a world in which Christianity is under fire at college campuses and even the professors themselves are hostile towards religion. When in reality situations like this are likely the result of evangelical Christians actively seeking conflict on campus and creating conflict. I think the real issue people like Donald have is that college campuses are more protective of free speech, which allows students of all backgrounds and cultures to express themselves freely, including Christians. They don’t want young Christians to potentially be exposed to alternative ways of thinking and change their perception of the world, which is just sad. As a Christian myself, I have only ever experienced persecution in college from other Christians, including those in my own sect. But it was never grand or earth shattering, it was usually micro aggressions. And often I found students similar to Donald, who viewed college as a haven of sin and religious persecution… even though the campus was majority Christian?

@kittycatmeowmeow963

4 ай бұрын

​​@@brandonkennedy4160 That's because Veggietales was made by Protestants. We're Christians who don't give a shit what other people believe or do. Rubbing religion in other people's faces is just stupid. These stupid movies are made by crazy Evangelicals.

@Montesama314

4 ай бұрын

Also an atheist and I will gladly stand for The Prince of Egypt. "Deliver Us" and "The Plagues" are a jam. And there was a musical, which has some great versions of the songs that I found on KZread.

@lexsombersunrise

Ай бұрын

The Prince of Egypt is honestly just a beautifully made movie, regardless of religious tones.

Did God bring her back to life or was it just that that drunk college student doesn't know how to take a pulse and she wasn't really dead in the first place?

i had multiple older adults as fellow students throughout my college courses. it's normally not even mentioned and no one brings up the age difference. it's much more common than what they're implying. they normally dont live in a typical dorm room though so i guess i'll give them that?

oh jesus.. oh GOD.... also i gotta say, as someone that works in a personal injury law firm (as an admin assistant), seeing a youtuber sponsored by one is a WILD experience 😵‍💫

14:10 okay, wow, I did bio 101 literally last semester, and in the beginning of the class the teacher LITERALLY talked about how it contains content that might go against someone's religious beliefs, and how we're not going to touch on that aspect at all, just please be polite and listen to the lectures.

@lexsombersunrise

Ай бұрын

My Ecology and Evolution class professor also touched on this. He was still one of the best professors ive ever had.

17:25 wait that's his argument? There are CURRENTLY plenty of organisms who live just fine without brains. bacteria, viruses (for a certain definition of organism), Jellyfish if you don't believe in the existence of single-cell organisms, and most notably, Donald James Parker

@brandonlyon730

2 ай бұрын

Starfish have no real brains either.

@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD

2 ай бұрын

oh cool

It's interesting that they use the argument of what came first and list different organs. Because that literally has been researched to filth, we know which animals first evolved mouths, and stomaches, and livers, blood and all that.

Asking people who believe that god created the universe to stand up is giving EXTREME God’s Not Dead energy.😂

Since I’m one of the first, I’ll take this opportunity to say whatever I want and guarantee someone will see it. My boss as work looks like a human crocodile and his teeth are horrifying

@goblinbabe6664

4 ай бұрын

Thank you for imparting this knowledge of a reptilian stranger I will never meet, other stranger I will never meet.

@rosykindbunny1313

4 ай бұрын

Is his name Lyle and does he sound like Shawn Mendez?

@justinwatson1510

4 ай бұрын

Have you tried asking Jesus Chrast for help with your lizard problem?

@opheliamunroe1110

4 ай бұрын

Oh.

So...its a shittier version of gods not dead. Listen, if sabrina the teenage witch didnt convert the masses in that atrocity, this dudes got no chance...even with his tennis ball haircut

It's wild that people still think evolution is fake. Like if evolution was fake, how would there be so many different variants of basically the same animal? There's even been a case of rapid evolution of a certain species of fish in a lake that's been documented

when she gramps all over my college

@mellow_mallow

Ай бұрын

until i goes to

speaking of horrible car crashes, MORGAN AND MORGAN🔥🔥🔥🔥

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

Was a great transition. I do wish he would go back to walking around with the big microphone though.

does gramps not...realize that some animals do in fact, not have brains or blood?

I got pregnant as a teen by a guy who thought the earth was 3500 years old, and didn’t find out he believed that way until after the baby was born. I remember the moment so clearly. I had a full mental breakdown completely inside my head like “omfg what am I gonna do NOW we have to break up immediately wtf have I done”

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

this is saying more ab someone else in this story than him

Fun fact: Professor Tucker that he went on a date with was my actual professor in college lmao. I went to a Christian college back in the day, but I’m not a Christian anymore. She did communications/theatre stuff. I freaked out when she popped up here lol

Fiance "oh thank God he remembered to put something on in the back" 😂😭

This guy makes Neil Breen seem humble

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

was looking for Neil Breen comments and was starting to wonder if it was just me! THANK GOD (No pun intended)

4:22 him, talking about kids being brainwashed by secular liberals had me dying!

@thestraydog

4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile they're taking their children to church every Sunday since the time they were born 😂

@bneya

4 ай бұрын

It’s always projection.

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

@@thestraydog exactly!!

@brandonkennedy4160

4 ай бұрын

@@bneya fr. Totally agree.

omg, hearing andy tell me he was 14 at 2014 while I already was 21 gives me a weird feeling

I swear Christian movies can be cringe when they don’t do an actual movie

Why would he be living in a dorm just to take a couple college classes??

So I've gone to College for 3 years in florida, and the closest it's ever gotten to this is when my American Lit professor was talking about Letters from the Earth by Mark Twain, that short story where Satan writes letters to Michael about humanity's thoughts on Heaven and religion, and one of the students was convinced that because Satan is a deceiver, he's just lying about the stuff that he says (despite the point of the story is that it just points out the contradiction of how people envision Heaven as an eternal reward despite not having the elements of a reward that appeals to humans). There wasn't some massive debate or anything like that, there was just a Christian (or at least I think he was Christian) that had his own interpretation about the story.

Oh Jesus, oh God where do you find these torture devices Andy? I can’t believe anyone but Donald enjoys these films…

@VioletCountingRoses

2 ай бұрын

I'm surprised he found enough actors to make these.

Oh Jesus, oh God (but strictly in the platonic sense)

"How did this organism survive without a brain in order to develop one later? What came first the brain or blood or heart of liver or kidney?" Literally anyone with a basic understanding of biology can answer that question which makes me wonder how he passed biology enough to study it in university. I just know he knows nothing about biology and only made the character a biology student so he can critisise evolution.

@kenirainseeker539

4 ай бұрын

I'd wager someone who actually knows what they're talking about tried to explain it to him before, but he just ignored it

Who keeps letting him out of the nursing home

Forrest Valkai (an evolutionary biologist) made a video on this movie I highly recommend watching that after this video

Donald J. Parker is a Tim and Eric character come to life. Also what’s with Morgan and Morgan sponsoring videos?

Wtf why does this character earnestly put forward the argument, "what came first, the blood, the lungs or the brain?" When a microscope and by extension single cell organisms don't disprove the possibility of a God? He literally can go walk down into a lab and observe the wonder of an amoeba.

Those scenes where it’s just Donald or the professor in front of a black void are so unnerving. I guess the lights are dimmed for the projector but it doesn’t need to be that dark. I don’t think that’s normal, I’d be scared, unsettled even

one bone to pick with you, andy: when the thunderous donald boomed, my slumbering cat woke up and was startled. perhaps it is you who should face the consequences of your actions (not drunk driving, just spooking my cat)

Dude, you should totally do the classics!! God's not Dead, Let There be Light, The War Room, Last Ounce of Courage, Old Fashioned... The last two especially are SO up your alley!! x')

HOLY SHIT MY FRIENDS AND I USED TO PIRATE THIS GUY'S MOVIES TO WATCH JUST TO SHIT ON THEM AND THE OVERJOYED SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I SAW THE THUMBNAIL OF THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH IN GRAMPS SHOES. ITS SOMEHOW WORSE. ITS ALSO SO INCREDIBLY BORING. NOT AS BORING AS RIGHT TO BELIEVE (another one of his movies) BUT GOD. FANTASTIC WORK I LOVE HATING ON THIS MAN'S MOVIES.

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

i love that you know more movies by this guy!

@thornsanddovesintertwined3371

3 ай бұрын

@@nicklazzaro5055 They're all horrifically horrible and looking back I think there was something in the air that had me and my friends be patient enough to sit through the 2 hour SLUDGE that was In Gramps Shoes and Right To Belive. Th elatter of which I know we kept ourselves entertained by making jokes about how in an attempt to be homophobic the main character was literally being a little Too Gay (like wdym you went to the same coffee shop with a gay guy for a whole week had coffee with him to the point that he knew?? your order???) and also the ending was ?? SO OUT OF POCKET. BUt IN Gramp's Shoes is just an hour and a half or something of anti-smoking ads. HORRIFICALLY boring. Hate them forever but if you've got friends and wanna make fun of some conservative bullshit it's a fun time

@Rad-Dude63andathird

3 ай бұрын

@@thornsanddovesintertwined3371 "scrumpt" is a beautiful word lol

This dude has never been around teens. I’m a mom of a 17 daughter and 19 son and while teens don’t necessarily beat around the bush when they want to know something, they absolutely do not interact this way at all. Of course he would make their characters be edgy and just insufferable but even the most entitled ones don’t speak like this at all. And I don’t always even know what the hell they are talking about 😂

@MalkuthSephira

3 ай бұрын

this dude has never been around human beings, let alone teens

@mellow_mallow

Ай бұрын

I'm convinced this man was born at the age of 58. he has never been a child before

After hearing that organ rant about the brain, blood, and other thinds in the body, I can just he is going to freak out when he finds out about jellyfish.

Homie doesn’t even need to go to college. Turning point USA is literally everywhere on my campus (I’m in California, in a fairly liberal school).

I study Geology in college, and i promise literally none of my professors would get flustered over a christians line of questioning lmao

Andy showing us his fidget shark is refreshing after that aneurism of a video and movie

8:57 you reminded me that long time ago there was pro-drunk driving forum on the internet... I wonder if they still exist or if all the people writing on them perished in car accidents

@nicklazzaro5055

4 ай бұрын

my friends parents have been doing this since i can remember and im 39 now... when we were young there was a building people had to drive around to cross the highway and all the kids from my area hung out at the basketball courts next to that store but everyone who lived in that town had to come around that circle in their cars to enter or exit the town.... His parents would pull over to talk to us and have beers cracked and drinking and would just be driving around drinking a 30 case even though they had a house.... its just wild to me how irresponsible some people are that have children.

I'm surprised and confused that this 70 year old man was being allowed to stay in the dorms at all, co-ed or no. Edit: Oh he's in his 60s, don't I feel foolish now.

Andy looks like the grown up version of the kid in that "don't fuck with me, I've got the power of God AND anime on my side" vine

watching andy’s videos truly makes me feel like i’m a truman show viewer but if truman just talked to the walls anyway

These films are so revealing about how their makers see the world. Like, imagining that the only two options are “science denying Christian” or “god hating anti theist”, ignoring the amount of scientists and professors out there who ARE Christian, or literally any other religion. And the weird idea that a lot of non-Christians have no idea about Christianity or have never been told/exposed to their arguments. It’s like they think “people would all think like me if they heard my arguments, so if they don’t think like me, they must not KNOW. Either that or they’re demonic”. It’s such a self centered and naive way of thinking. Especially the fact that they really just DON’T listen to or research the opinions of their opposition, to the point where they don’t even know how to write it into their movie and just make every atheist character unable to voice a single valid point. Honestly, I’d love to see a movie framed like this but where the other characters are able to answer the stupid questions the fundamentalist asks. I think there’s some questions about religion that are harder to answer (thus why I’m agnostic rather than strictly atheist) but it’s not things like “what came first, brains or blood?!” or “what color is natural selection?”, so it would be interesting to see how far a character like that could get before floundering or just showing they don’t care to truly understand the other point of view.

Not only does he look confused all the time...he has to be top contribution to the definition of arrested development in the encyclopedia. Awesome video!

the way his eyeballs were popping out of his skull at the co-ed dorm talk was giving "I can't be trusted to be alone in a room with any woman who isn't my wife"

I’m not even a gym person, like AT ALL, but his form in the beginning was posing me off

@Moonlit-Sorrow

4 ай бұрын

I’m glad someone else noticed it 😂

I HAVE A SENSORY SLUG

@professorpengu502

4 ай бұрын

Oh hey my favorite youtuber is here

I went to college AND joined the religious group there that I grew up in the faith. Guess what? My classes were classes. Religion wasn’t mentioned. Chemistry was chemistry. Math was math. My Calc teacher never stood up and asked the class about their faith, or promised to shake their religious foundation. We learned about math. There’s no “woke-ism” class everyone takes together - just classes in your major. Also, we had mass on campus every Sunday. We did community outreach. We played intramural sports against other religious organizations on campus, and never got in to a discussion about which religion was correct. Oh, and on Fri & Sat nights, there were parties and there was alcohol. No one died. When I turned 21 in college I went to the college bars with friends and drank alcohol, and no one died. (Ok, so we did hear about some girl who drank too much, went back to her dorm, fell asleep in her bed with the window open, and the windows in that dorm opened inwards but that proved to be a fatal design flaw when you put a loft bed over the window with enough space for someone to roll over in their sleep and fall to their death. So I guess someone did technically die, but a sound sleeper would have done the same.) I talk with people who didn’t go to college who think the liberal colleges are brainwashing kids, and it’s a weird narrative. You go to classes and learn about that subject. Outside of classes you’re on your own to make your own friends, and believe whatever you want to. If anything, you’re interacting with so many people with different beliefs that you learn to think critically. And also, in reality, a 60 year old going to college would be pretty normal. Just another student. Dorm life could be interesting. My roommate stayed up playing FPS games till 4am every night, and blasting music during the day. And buying Walmart brand soda when it was his turn to restock the mini-fridge. 🤷‍♂️

This movie acts like auditing isn't a thing.

This is literally every evangelical boomer that I have come into contact with (I live in f'n Ohio) during my 15 years in the restaurant industry. 😂 I hate them. I absolutely rage and get sassy AF

I actually won a case with Morgan & Morgan. It was a really bad case where I was up against a company and their driver was totally at fault and totaled my car with moving truck, and the driver literally fled and hid for months to avoid questioning. It was like out of a freaking movie

I absolutely LOVE how he says *humanist* professors, as if wanting to minimize unnecessary suffering in as many lives as possible is a horrible thing lmfao

Oh Jesus! Oh God! I just had to. Such a great video yet again Andy, thank you!

A Morgan and Morgan sponsorship never thought I’d see that from Andy or any KZreadr lmao

Dude I was just watching you and I get this notif!! Let's gooooo

I look forward to new Andy videos so much they’re so much fun 🫶🏼

When I took evolutionary biology for my bio degree the prof iclicker q'd "Do you believe in evolution" along with some other qs on the first day of class and over a third, almost half the class responded they didn't believe in evolution and the professor was tripped up.

Forrest Valkai also covers this. (Sorry if I spelt the name wrong) he's covering it from the perspective of a biologist and teaching professional

I don't think Donald has actually ever been to college. He has some really wrong ideas about what actually happens there.

Its always a better day when Andy uploads, adds so much laughter to my life 😆🙏

I love the video, but I think the Morgan & Morgan ad break would have been fitting after the part about the DUI girl