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@Taniathingsz

4 ай бұрын

YAS

@z.s.7992

4 ай бұрын

Screw all this kiwi erasure Still gunna click like though

@lamibonxd

4 ай бұрын

the law firm sponsorship is a decision

@iimZeon

4 ай бұрын

this is the strangest promo ive witnessed

@leavejordan

4 ай бұрын

this sponsorship really took me out. love your content, don’t know if i’ll take legal advice tho😂

My favorite part of storage wars is when the storage goes to war

@ryshow9118

4 ай бұрын

Pew Pew

@tjneyland

4 ай бұрын

Dave realizes the tragic truth. He lost the storage war.

@HG_Budde

4 ай бұрын

@@tjneyland He may have lost the bidding battle, but the storage wars are far from over. 😅

@TheMr02drop

4 ай бұрын

A long time ago, in a trailer park far far away...

@bovinearrogance

2 ай бұрын

haah funny smiling dog

"pregnant cow in heat" might be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard

@astroblast2325

4 ай бұрын

Idk, your comment is kind of sounding pregnant cow in heat rn :/

@Crocogator

4 ай бұрын

@@astroblast2325 so is yours

@maxbracegirdle9990

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, if it's a pregnant cow, it ain't gonna be in heat

@riles_doodles

4 ай бұрын

​@OfficerZ637 Chicken Parmesan?

@ISeenmyDreams999

4 ай бұрын

@OfficerZ637 Child’s Play ? That is a good scary movie

Favorite flightless bird? Probably the emu, it’s underrated and always over shined by ostriches. Plus they overtook Australia one time so thats cool.

@redwiltshire1816

4 ай бұрын

Mines a crow with a broken wing

@infinitesimalperinfinitum

4 ай бұрын

Let's see an troop of ostriches take on the Australian army. And win

@GuntWastelander

4 ай бұрын

Kiwis are the only acceptable answer wtf is this shit

@MisbegottenQueen

4 ай бұрын

What this person said👆 Kiwis all the way you're a sociopath if you choose otherwise

@louloucaaa

4 ай бұрын

Nah kiwis win

You having morgan & morgan as a longstanding consistent sponsor is wild

@ames_elaine

4 ай бұрын

but also so on brand

@foxbuns

4 ай бұрын

what about it is wild? they seem desperate to sponsor literally any yter willing to take their money.

@toomany_bones

4 ай бұрын

​@@foxbunsOh, are Morgan and Morgan shady or something?

@foxbuns

4 ай бұрын

@@toomany_bones let me put it this way... you should be wondering whats wrong with a brand if they need to resort to working with influencers. if you ever pay attention to which companies use influencer marketing, youll notice a trend of each one slowly being exposed for issues in the company. why do you think nobody is sponsored by those companies that you used to hear of as sponsoring every single yter? it should make you raise an eyebrow if there is only 1 company within an industry using influencers.

@mppi

4 ай бұрын

@@toomany_bonesmany people seem to have bad experiences with them, I would look into it!

Jarod and Brandy were never actually married. Nabila who was on the show about 20 times actually bought Paris Hilton's locker and was sued by Hilton because in the locker was Paris' confidential medical records which Nabila sold to a gossip site.

@pileobile

4 ай бұрын

holy shit wtf

@silverhawk24

4 ай бұрын

Damn, that's news to me too

@thefinalgirl6907

4 ай бұрын

LORE

@sassycatenthusiast

4 ай бұрын

That’s pretty fucked up.

@PongoDaMan

4 ай бұрын

Wow haha

I'm an EBay reseller.....and I'll tell you this...there is a buyer for everything. My wife and I have sold the most fucked up shit on Ebay and turned a good profit on it too. Weirdest thing we sold was a old shot glass that had a drawing of an old man grabbing the ass of the waitress and laughing (very un PC today) But, we listed it after finding it at a yard sale for .50 cents. We sold it for 10 bucks and the person who bought it sent my wife an email telling her how happy she was to find that shot glass. Apparently, her dad had a bar that had burned down shortly after he passed away...anyways, his fav shot glass at this bar was that exact shot glass she bought from us. Her plans were to rebuild the bar, and have that shot glass sit behind the bar on the shelf under a picture of her dad. It was kinda sweet....but, again..its the little weird things that mean the most to people.

@lexsombersunrise

Ай бұрын

Despite the picture on the glass, that is a really wholesome story.

Carousel horses are actually highly collectible and very expensive. There are some fanatic collections out there, it’s niche but not as niche as you would imagine.

@Riddler577

4 ай бұрын

I was going to comment the same thing, I love carousel horses and I've seen the prices on them, those things go for crazy money, especially older ones because they were all hand carved as opposed to what they're made out of nowadays

@HG_Budde

4 ай бұрын

@@Riddler577 Probably a mix of fibreglass, epoxy and paint slathered onto a carrier material like a life-size foam model for the fibreglass sheets to cling to and adopt its form while it's still uncured and wet. 😅

@blissfuldj7627

3 ай бұрын

They look like they're screaming in pain from the poles in their bodies

@velvetunderbite

11 күн бұрын

I'm sure people connect them to their childhoods

I loved this show as a kid. Finding out so much of it was fake was a huge event in my family

@stanktaint15

4 ай бұрын

Damn I suppose y'all thought pawn stars was real also? 😆

@kaizen2840

4 ай бұрын

​@@ville__What?

@tylerhealy1794

4 ай бұрын

@@stanktaint15 lmao I know ridiculous right

@annikawav

4 ай бұрын

@@ville__ what the fuck is wrong with you

@coops9597

4 ай бұрын

Ok but Barry better really be that cool, that's honestly all that concerns me.

Sitting on top of a pile of oily rags and pornos, inexplicably, is a WWF championship belt. "guess I better talk to my friend the Undertaker, he knows the current value of all wrestling collectables, for some reason

@PaulieAI

4 ай бұрын

LMAO Saw that on Pawnstars with Mankind. Just so funny.

@natekindamaybe

4 ай бұрын

What the fuck is wrong with you ​@@ville__

@esmeecampbell7396

4 ай бұрын

I mean to be fair the Undertaker was involved at the highest levels of acting and scripting for WWF and WWE for like 15 to 20 years. So I'd expect him to have at least some idea of what the collectables are worth, he probably MADE a good chunk of what they are worth. They actually did have a show where WWE legends went back and tracked down original props from their most famous moments and then sold them for charity, pretty cool really... 👍

@keithmichael112

4 ай бұрын

@@esmeecampbell7396 I picked the name at random, I noticed they would have famous athletes or whoever appraising the items and it just seemed really strange to me, even more unrealistic lol

@slamer4000

4 ай бұрын

Undertaker *would* probably be pretty high on the list of who to ask. He's been around for every era of the WWF AND WWE.

My family are actually auctioneers and have their own auction company, sometimes go to storage unit auctions for extra inventory to pad out auctions if consignors don’t bring much. Storage Wars though? Fake as hell. Hilariously so. My grandpa loves the show though because of it. Watches it all the time, laughing about the obvious plants and inconsistencies.

@maxbracegirdle9990

4 ай бұрын

I don't know if I'm just reading this wrong, but what do you mean you "go to an auction for extra inventory to pad out auctions." Like, I just can't grasp it. Maybe I don't know the lingo

@arbington

4 ай бұрын

Can explain. So, these auctions for storage units. There’s also just independent auction companies out there that don’t have diddly to do with storage units, like my family. Say you have a garage full of stuff you want gone, or a relative died and left a whole house of stuff behind. People call my folks, and we agree to auction it for them, and we keep a percentage of the money for our time and work sorting and selling it all. We run auctions weekly, they used to be in person back in the day, “live auctions,” but now it’s mostly online. What you see in the show is a live auction, with the funny fast talking and all that and people yelling “YuuuuUuuuuUUUUpppPp!” Suppose one week we don’t really have enough stuff to do a good, money-making auction. Well that’s bad for us and our clients both, gotta have enough stuff to attract the customers. So we can just add stuff to the sale ourselves, nothing wrong with that, but where do you get lots and lots of lots of random stuff? Closed out storage units mostly. In Texas, auctioneers have to be licensed and certified and they all have to take classes and tests together and stuff to stay in business, learning the laws about what can and can’t be sold, so typically all the auctioneers in a given area know each other whether they do estates or consignments or storage units or whatever. So my grandpa and parents will go down to the storage unit closeouts on weekends and bid if there’s anything that looks good. It kinda is like on the show. The owners of the storage units that people abandoned for whatever reason open the door, you’re not allowed to dig inside until it’s sold but you can scope out what seems to be in it and if it seems worthwhile you bid on it and take the gamble. There really is a certain element of “You never know what you’re gonna find!” but not quite like on the show, in a much more mundane way. You may bid a few thousand on a unit full of gun cases that turn out to all be empty. You may bid a hundred or so on a unit with a bunch of power tools buried under trash. Never know really. Good way to maintain a stock of random valuable crap for an auction company though.

@maxbracegirdle9990

4 ай бұрын

@@arbington Right right, so what I'm getting is that basically the auction might be for a bunch of storage units, but if there's only a few units, you'll also just auction off a bunch of random items too?? That's pretty cool. Thanks for the run down btw, I was never really super into this show like a lot of people were, but it's cool to have a bit of insite from someone who knows the business

@arbington

4 ай бұрын

Close! We just do consignments and estates. So think, like, a garage sale that you’re paying someone else to do for you. But instead of garage sale style, we auction it. When we did live ones it was a big affair, we had a guy who would come out and sell barbecue to the customers, was fun. Most customers were old folks, so it was also obviously their way of getting out and socializing, for some of them anyway. Spend a weekend eating brisket and chatting about the price of antiques with fellow elders, seems fun at that age. We’d set up a bunch of folding tables, and on the tables you have little boxes and flats full of items, all sorted out, going down the line auctioning box after box. Getting more extra stuff from storage units, that just comes in if we don’t really have enough stuff from consignors or the estate to fill the tables. Most of the money goes to the people we sell for, actually our family’s “edge” in the business came from taking a bit less cut of the money than average. One of the other benefits of getting inventory from units is, since we bought it and it’s ours, we also get to keep the full proceeds on those items. I could probably ramble about it all for hours though, and I’m not even actually part of the family business, just grew up around it. It’s kinda interesting. As one of their instructors for the licensing once said, you never know what you’re gonna be selling next, and there’s job security forever so long as people keep needing to sell their extra junk. You probably have a local auction company wherever you are, and if it interests you, maybe register to bid sometime. It’s kinda fun and one of the best parts of it in my opinion is the customer is always paying what they think it’s worth, so it’s nigh impossible to be scammed so long as you bear in mind it’s all secondhand and it’s being sold as is where is with no guarantees. It’s an interesting business for sure.

@xXArmitronXx

4 ай бұрын

​@@arbingtona lot of old Pokémon cards are sold this way tbh

20:05 Hi, I’m a carousel-obsessed girl. Historically speaking, carousels were (and still are) very popular with the upper class due to their rarity. It’s very hard to find a wooden, hand-painted carousel horse nowadays because most of them are spray-painted and made of fiberglass. Carousel horse typically sell for a couple thousand on the market. Most people use them for decoration.

My dad was obsessed with this show while my mom would walk out of the room everytime it was on cause one time they sold a storage unit my family owned without telling us and it was full of items that belonged to my deceased grandpa including his music that was one of a kind 💀 so yeah they might just be selling special things to people that no one would even know the value

@XxadrenalineangelxX

4 ай бұрын

...is uh is that legal? i always assumed the units being sold were like abandoned

@Verydeadbarbie

3 ай бұрын

Depends on the state 😢

@KS-PNW

3 ай бұрын

​@@XxadrenalineangelxXrules vary from state to state but all of them allow unit contents to be sold after a certain amount of time, sometimes surprisingly quickly. I had a friend who almost had his unit auctioned off after his bank issued him a new credit card (identity theft concerns or something) he forgot he had that card as his auto pay method for the unit and it stopped working after the expiration date changed. Just happened to go in one day before they were going to sell it off. He had like 20k worth of guns and accessories in there and almost lost it all over less than 300$ of unpaid fees.

@crisptomato9495

2 ай бұрын

Wtf

@KittyCelestialx

19 күн бұрын

Honestly same. I used to find this show very interesting until I had to adult and found myself in a very toxic relationship that resulted in 4 storage lockers worth of my whole life in 4 different states. Needless to say none of them survived and I sadly had to turn over all of my stuff to auction. Nobody wants to lose their stuff for somebody else to make a profit

That Hazeltine 1000 is useless without an actual mainframe to interface with. Also, it should come as no surprise but when these things were first being sold, they were about $1000 each. I think most Hazeltines I've seen go for about $500 if they're in working condition, but only the most diehard of retro computer guys would probably buy one of these. The only thing Dave had of value in that storage locker that he could profit off of were the car parts, and given the terminal being in the same locker, assuming it's not a plant, I get the feeling Dave bought part of an out of business mechanic's shop.

@eric_d

4 ай бұрын

You don't need a mainframe to use a terminal. I have an old Zenith terminal from the early 70s that I hooked up to a Sun Sparcstation computer running Solaris. It's such a cool thing to be able to get on the internet with a terminal that's older than I am. I still wouldn't pay more than like $100 for that Hazeltine though.

Storage Wars was what played when Pawn Stars wasn't on when I was a kid

@runningwithflair

Ай бұрын

And IMO both shows were awful. These people were no better than vultures

It’s probably cliche, but I do love penguins. Just the way they do their little march is very charming along with how they protect their eggs and babies. Plus, they have much healthier partnerships than Jarod and Brandy.

when i was a kid, this show really made me want to go through storage lockers to see what i could find. i haven’t changed at all

My favorite flightless bird has gotta be a kiwi. Love those ugly little things.

@garfieldiloveyou

4 ай бұрын

real they are my number 2 but number 1 has to be penguins

@maxbracegirdle9990

4 ай бұрын

Kiwis are pretty lame yo, even as a Kiwi they probably wouldn't even be in my top 3

@EndertheDragon0922

4 ай бұрын

They make such funky noises and I love the way they run. Such unique creatures.

@devsananimator5554

4 ай бұрын

@@maxbracegirdle9990 jeez okay spit on the little cuties while they're down why don't you. I mean they aren't in my top 3 either but they certainly aren't "lame".

@probablycrimson

4 ай бұрын

don’t call them ugly 😡

i really thought the "bottoms & mess" thing was about to lead into a Lelo ad lmaaooo

@pansagi

4 ай бұрын

When I heard that I was thinking about something completely different😭

@esmeecampbell7396

4 ай бұрын

Seeing as homosexualreceivers are most likely to develop fecal incontinence by the age of 49 on average.... ...I'm proud to introduce this video's sponsor Procter and Gamble (quite an apt name actually 😂)

@ziggylegion1604

3 ай бұрын

@@esmeecampbell7396 um im gonna need to see a source on that claim, my friend lmaaooo pretty sure that is utter bullshit. if you have proof and a source tho, lemme know ig lol

Peak comedy when andy steps away from the mic to say something horrifically awkward

this makes sense because my brother and i came back to a random episode on netflix after not seeing it for years and my brother was like "so the checklist is jarod won't listen to his wife, darrell walks away or makes next to no money, barry will buy some 'weird' specialized thing and dave will have the average success" and literally all of that happened

The worst part of Storage Wars is that the average person can go out and buy a locker, expecting treasure, but mostly getting random crap. Not only are they out money, but resale shops, who used to be able to get a locker with random stuff for cheap are now bidding against these people, driving the price up and cutting into profits

@tfordham13

4 ай бұрын

I don't see that as bad

@tfordham13

3 ай бұрын

@stmsin most people wouldn't tho

@randomstuffboi279

3 ай бұрын

My dad used to do this for a living the auctions them selfs where real and you could actually show up to them when they did the vegas episode me and my dad saw the locals that we knew on TV (it was only brief though) my dad was supposed to show up but then decided not to when he went to the next auction everybody was talking about the show.

@floivanus

3 ай бұрын

@@tfordham13you have people paying out the nose for absolute garbage, trying to pawn it off online to make money, while an actual business owner, with a store and the ability to sell used items at low prices is trying to pay a reasonable price so they can sell things to customers at a low price gets the shaft.

Carousel horses and other animals actually sell for alot. Their price point usually depends on date, animal, and if they are hand-carved. There's actually a National Carousel Association and I believe everyone in it meets once a year.

@tjneyland

4 ай бұрын

But have you seen one sell for $2,500?

@malmao5275

2 ай бұрын

​@tjneyland Yes. The most expensive carasol horse that I could find went for $250,000. That was not the asking price, to clarify; that is how much was paid for it. Edit to clarify that this was definitely on the extreme high end, but 2500 is not even a little unheard of. These horses get bought all the time for 1500 to 5000 for good quality ones. Bear in mind that they used to be handcarved and, even on one carasol, each horse was often unique.

Mine’s the kiwi bird. Arriving in in New Zealand 50million years ago as an offshoot of the Madagascar elephant bird, it evolved to become today’s small flightless nocturnal hunter (one of only 3% of birds that are nocturnal) in about 30million years. The splitting of the north and South Islands 3.5million years ago, along with the multiple glaciers found in NZ helped create a few different species from there, including the brown, and two types of spotted kiwis.

@lillie4431

4 ай бұрын

thank u for the kiwi facts💗 always thought they were cute n goofy and now i know more about them

@devsananimator5554

4 ай бұрын

Don't forget about Manukura (rip) and the other white Kiwis!

@max_punch

4 ай бұрын

Why did no one tell me there are spotted kiwis??? So precious

I always wanted to leave a storage unit stacked to the ceiling with empty boxes and see how much it would go for at auction lol.

Me: Never having any interest in watching Storage Wars growing up, or even now Also me: Immediately clicking because Andy made a video about it

I grew up in Dave's hometown and there's a mural of him painted on the side of a run-down building in the city square

@yourmusictastesuks

4 ай бұрын

Just like poetry

@yourmusictastesuks

3 ай бұрын

@stmsin no it's just poetic it's like you'd expect him to idk have a mural on a not run down building, the fact that's where it is is artistically beautiful

@valolafson6035

Ай бұрын

But....why?

Kiwis are the ultimate flightless bird. As I saw on a meme once, rat software on bird hardware

the TV manual was actually hilarious tho

@ames_elaine

4 ай бұрын

if he removes it for the next video imma be so sad

"Congrats on being 35!" ouch brother, ouch...

@coops9597

4 ай бұрын

I'm turning 35 this year and physically recoiled at that 😢

@samholdsworth420

2 ай бұрын

I'm 42 who cares

@coops9597

2 ай бұрын

@@samholdsworth420 most people care about the slow march of time leading us closer and closer to death. Glad you're above it tho.

I described this once as "Antiques roadshow" for unemployed people and students.

flightless birds, you say? why i do love a good cassowary... but the flightless cormorant is indeed, criminally underrated 🤔

i fkn love chickens idk something about them they just look so dumb but also rly cute and cuddly the constant side eyeing also gives them this sassy judgemental attitude that i think is rly fun

@sunnyandthechlo

4 ай бұрын

Some of them are cuddly! The daycare I went to as a kid had some and one would just let me pick it up and pet it.

@Jsembuh.Klansemi

4 ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo im so jealous my neighbors had some n i used to hang out w them thru the fence as a kid n always wanted to pet them so bad

@sunnyandthechlo

4 ай бұрын

@@Jsembuh.Klansemi Aww I hope that someday you get to pet a nice chicken all you want.

if you told me Daryll's son was an asexually reproduced clone of himself I would 100% believe you

My uncle recently passed away and these kinda shows were his favorite to just kill time with. Thank you for making me remember one of my favorite people ever with a goofy video ❤

It's incredible how this show was built on "look how much lost treasure you can find in this storage lockers" and then in reality it's just "the person who owned this locker either died or is at the lowest place of their life and here's a locker of just random useless shit that they didn't want to get rid of" and it's doubly so that they pretend that you can make a living on this shit.

@RainbowFlowerCrow

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I know 2 people who make pretty good money by taking possession of the storage units of people who couldn't afford to pay the rent any longer, and it's really predatory, because they're essentially grave robbing while these people are still alive. It really sucks how much money can be made due to people being in poverty/unable to even afford the few things they have in their lives

i used to work almost exclusively with vintage/expensive items, and i can GUARANTEE YOU that even in an industry where antiques and other items are hand picked and fact/price checked as high quality... none of this stuff normal to find lmfao. the most expensive things you could convincingly come across in those storage units is jewelry. you would not BELIEVE the amount of people that basically throw away vintage pieces or solid gold (got a 50 gram gold necklace in where i worked and it sold for almost three thousand dollars). tbh there is something to be said for vintage tech though. i managed to snag a sony tape-to-tape recorder that usually goes for 300-2000 dollars, but like andy said, almost no one is gonna buy these things for full price (i bought it for 30 LMFAO)

i got so fucking scared when you said speaking of bottoms and mess

Even though it's always been painfully obvious how scripted it is, Storage Wars is SUCH a guilty pleasure to watch. I feel like such an old lady watching it but its SO GOOD

I like chickens although not completely flightless as they do have to ability to get themselves up in the air and more or less glide through the air, I've seen one "fly" down a hill before and it's quite funny as they are such silly little guys

@Zarmdthecoolest

4 ай бұрын

They are such silly little guys!

this show was one of those shows that would just be on no matter what and i always told my family it was fake BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME.

Flightless birds? Oh I love flightless birds! One time I told Plato I was a flightless bird and he beat me senseless!!

That “Skeleton” looks like the ones they use in dentistry school. I think that’s why they have old metal fillings.

For selling items (13:44), almost all the characters on the show have their own thrift/vintage/antique shops where they effectively use the lockers as a way to get new inventory. Not sure how much of that is legit, but at some point in the show you see each character go back to their respective stores, so it seemed pretty legit to me lol

Just what I needed right before heading to work. Thanks, homie ✨

idk man not enough conversation about kiwis (the best flightless bird)

@Zarmdthecoolest

4 ай бұрын

Idk man seems like you're unaccepting of other opinions

@doogal_

4 ай бұрын

idk man seems like you're against joy and whimsy (kiwis)

@Zarmdthecoolest

4 ай бұрын

@@doogal_ the kiwi is an adorable creature that unfortunately knows nothing but pain. There is little to no joy in a wild kiwi's life and it is a cruel joke that they survived when the haast's eagle didn't. However, I do recognise that I overreacted somewhat and apologise. Fun fact: kiwis have whiskers around their beak like a rodent!

6:52 The lawyer sponsors made him put that in

Favorite flightless bird… gotta give it to the terror birds, flightless and extinct predatory birds. These things were big, fast, and had strong legs and sharp beaks. Shame they went extinct, I bet they were a sight to behold on a hunt- though they’d be terrifying to face. If we’re talking birds still alive, I love the cassowary. Practically a living dinosaur. Their large talons are like daggers and they can slice you open if they decide they don’t like you. Their call is deep and seems like a window into the past, like we’re hearing what dinosaurs might’ve sounded like… and their colors are stunning on top of that.

The kakapo is a very endangered flightless giant parrot! Easily my favorite flightless bird. I def suggest looking it up :)

you're NEVER gonna guess what my favorite flightless bird is

@silverhawk24

4 ай бұрын

Hmm, I wonder if it's related to some type of fruit. A kiwi perhaps 😂

@heartsforbrenda

4 ай бұрын

hmmmmm…. maybe a chicken? /j

@designateddoser7651

28 күн бұрын

Jewish people

I LOVED the beginning when you're grunting with effort as you hang up a little piece of paper on the wall. 💯😂

Andy!!! I’ve missed your videos! It takes you so long to make these

7:11 Nah as a dude even i'm lowkey highkey glad you clarified 😅 Glasses guy deadass told miss ma'am to shut up with his debit card necked full chest to her face at an auction that SHE'S running on NATIONAL television....I was flabbergasted.... taken aback .... and she DIDN'T kick him where his balls USED to be???? She was literally smiling at him in the first frame! 6:22 💀 Uncalled for behavior, dude was audaciously disrespectful... I can literally feel the genuine callousness as he brushes her off without so much as a glance..........I was like andy....my brother in Christ... she JUST said she gets targeted when she hosts alone prior to this clip🥲🤌🏿 Thank u for ur service❤️‍🔥 Never hesitate to communicate💯 Good call my good man lmao🫡 If not just for my neurodivergent socially inept benefit🫠🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean why wouldn't it be rigged, having real random garage just isn't entertaining enough for the viewers since most lets be real only contain garbage

@tfordham13

4 ай бұрын

I seen some valuable stuff in them

@UnkownWonders

4 ай бұрын

@@tfordham13 that's a rare occasion then if you really bought a once owned storage room

@tfordham13

4 ай бұрын

@@UnkownWonders not really every fifth storage unit I see has something over hundred bucks

The TV manual sold me you deserve a sub and my broken humor.

Thanks for saving my sanity today unironically

Storage unit auctioneers aren't really a thing that would be a full time job. Every one I have attended the auction is run by somebody that works at the storage unit place. When they get 3-5 units that payments have lapsed, they hold an auction to clear them out. It's just part of the job.

That description of Darrell is extremely accurate 😂😂😂

@coops9597

4 ай бұрын

Darrell could be nice or a total dbag but either way I bet he makes the best BBQ you've ever had in your life 😂

Also also, you look great. That's a fantastic bowling shirt Andy. And that shorts are **chefs kiss**

Making you go "oh thank god an add not more poop talk" lol genius

Oh man, I can tell my Vyvanse is wearing off because I had to rewind the rant over Fortnite section 3 times to try and parse what he was saying, only to come to the end with only the thought, "I wonder if there's a Donatello skin... Oh fuck you for calling out my age, I just turned 35 less than a week ago, sheesh." And I should probably rewind again and turn away from the screen this time, but I am just going to pretend I processed everything and move on.

@punchdrunkassassin

4 ай бұрын

Hi, I'm a fellow 35 yr old whose Vyvanse is also currently wearing off and who also barely grasped what he was saying during the Fortnite part. I rewound it far too many times to try and catch everything he was saying, and was like wtf why am I like this? I'm just so glad I'm not alone 😅

@Prizzlesticks

4 ай бұрын

@@punchdrunkassassin I'm relieved there is at least one other person who enjoyed the same, incredibly niche situation. 😂

You're telling me that a reality show is fake?!? Then you'll tell me the sky is blue

“My guy said 25 for this.” “You have a guy for this?!” Loved that line, priceless, and I always loved storage war shows myself. :)

Super late to this since I’ve been working but YAY! Andy posted a video! Now my day is 100% better!! You always make me laugh thank you!!

0:14 me reorganizing my room at three am be like

New Andy King let’s gooooo

As soon as you mentioned UB Funkeys I subscribed😭🤣 I thought I was the only one who remembered those!!

My day just got so much better. Thanks for the video

my uber eats just arrived and im stoned; u have no idea how excited i am to watch this vid omg

My favorite flightless bird is definitely this emu owned by my highschool worship pastor. Its name was Juke

The additional poop joke setup going into the Morgan & Morgan ad 😂

Whoa I literally just went to my home screen to search for a King Andy video and this was at the very top of my recommended. KZread knows me scarily well

Currently drawing you a fursona for your background, don't you worry Andy 💯

@Zarmdthecoolest

4 ай бұрын

Is it a border collie? He looks like a border collie lol

@veryfancyfruit

4 ай бұрын

Andy gives me turtle or ferret vibes and thats a compliment

I always thought Brandy and Jared's "strategy" made no sense , they would always go in acting like "we gotta win one today or out business is toast" and then overpay. I guess that's just their character, but it always amused me. Meanwhile Dave's character is being an asshole, but he also seemed like he had a good strategy with the auctions he did win, where he'd look for furniture and appliances he could polish up and sell at his store. Everyone else was always looking for some kind of wild home run,

@kennymccormick9973

4 ай бұрын

Scripted or not, I always liked Barry and Ivy

Darrell lives in my town now. I’ve met him many times at the store I work at and he’s always been super nice and genuine. Would definitely give you an awesome boat ride. Best part is that we live in a lake town.

@2blackdomino

4 ай бұрын

No way.. that is the coolest. Is he married??

Hahah you are literally asking ALL the questions I always wondered about when I used to watch this show 😂

andy i can't watch this. there's nothing playing in the background D:

My favorite flightless bird is a velociraptor

@jamespohl-md2eq

4 ай бұрын

Edgy

idk how i found you but yoiu are the funniest guy ive found in a while and i can finally laugh at videos again

never expected a law firm sponsor on a storage wars commentary video. keep up the good work, this stuff is interesting to hear you ramble about 👍 i dont have a favourite flightless bird but my friend really loves penguins so i associate them with her. kiwis make a really messed up call. my favourite bird despite being flightful is the bearded vulture :)

The fact that they weren’t allowed to look through it before buying it always drove me crazy. Who just randomly made up that rule? Can you imagine if you weren’t allowed to look at other things before dropping hundreds of dollars on them?

@jamespohl-md2eq

4 ай бұрын

That’s how storage auctions work. You really think they have someone available to hang out and show all the units?

@floivanus

3 ай бұрын

Before the show “hundreds of dollars” wasn’t spent, you’d get a locker 90% full of junk for $50, spend a whole day separating and junking or scrapping what you couldn’t sell, and have maybe a couple dozen items you could sell at the flea markets or a shop for a little bit of money

I love this show, it's one of my guilty pleasures😂 As for flightless birds, hmm... It's the Kakapo!!! It's so cute!!!!!!!! And looks so huggable!!!!!❤❤❤❤

You're so adorkable Andy 🥰you did the little rap and I swear I giggled lol 😂

Exactly! Who do they sell this stuff to?! Thank you for asking the questions that need to be answered.

My whole fuckin life is rigged man

I’m 34, and when Storage Wars was on initially I was in my early 20s. I didn’t know the thing about Dave leaving and coming back, and I didn’t know about Brandy and Jered. Ignore the morons who claim to know everything.

i absolutely love your shirt in this video. and the video is good too!

I thought that ad transition would be for colon broom lmao 9:48 it’s cool

Clicked within the first minute of being posted, let's go edit : realized I typed a word wrong lol

Having not thought of this show in like a decade, I remember thinking when I was younger that Brandi and Jerrod was basically just an endless domestic dispute in progress. Like the show was just like 'what if we displayed the most dysfunctional people possible'

There is no way in ANY afterlife you might believe in that a vintage, mint condition, fully functioning computer terminal is worth less than a single part in my pc. You've gotta be kidding me, as a MASSIVE fan of vintage electronics I am SEETHING.

Kinda wanna watch this on mute with captions, because whoo boy… The energy here is all over the place.

deadass i got an online horse girl game during the part where the guy was reviewing the fake horse. funniest shit to happen today lmao thanks for making another good video they always brighten my day your comedy and editing style is great and you have a really good energetic way of speaking! have a good one

I binged watch this era of Storage Wars so much in my early teens. This, Pawn Stars, the picker show and the swamp show just played on a loop on History Channel 😂

the fortnite section felt so much like a great modern take on the old school cod commentary! love it!!!!!

You are asking all the right questions, Andy.

Me watching this show a lot when I was a kid, including a few times on Netflix and having a conversation with my mom about this show questioning why I liked it a few days before this truly did help. A&E probably just told these people to look at the stuff while just saying random numbers, it's probably why stuff like old VHS tapes would be worth $30 and an antique window be $2,000 somehow. By the way Andy, my favorite flightless bird is the penguin, even though I am fascinated about the extinct ones, with that I hope you continue watching this, it will probably make you go more insane than any episode of Bar Rescue.

love your reality tv vids so much!

I'm pretty sure Darrell's claim to fame is buying a storage locker full of highly valuable sports cards. Nothing since, or prior. Just that.

i watched a episode where a guy bought a locker then claimed he would get 50 dollars from 3 wii games