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@Kirb-gr3fk

3 ай бұрын

When are you making a discord server 🙏🙏

@everyoneelsemovedonfan

3 ай бұрын

🙏🙏🙏💜

@allisonconverse3021

3 ай бұрын

@@Kirb-gr3fk😢😮😮😮😮😅

@spikemcleod4720

3 ай бұрын

i use opera! i love it as a browser! it does so many amazing things and has sp many features!

@djungelskog132

3 ай бұрын

Yeasss

cant believe he got beat up by 43 children trained in various martial arts.. .

@shotaaizawaslay

3 ай бұрын

I can believe it

@JellyDishWasher

3 ай бұрын

and we couldn’t have even known that the school bus was a danger…

@RealTubaBoy

3 ай бұрын

You......can't?

@garyrobinson5655

3 ай бұрын

​@@ville__ do translate Du riechst wie Fisch

@GnarlyRaePepsi

3 ай бұрын

@@ville__I checked out your channel. Idk man…

The epitome of "would you rather fight 50 toddlers or 1 giant toddler"

@dannycomellas

3 ай бұрын

50 regular sized toddlers

@GnarlyRaePepsi

3 ай бұрын

@@ville__Look bruv, I’ve been there. Spamming the comments of a successful KZread channel doesn’t work.

@sadgirl2.0

3 ай бұрын

​@@dannycomellas what's the reasoning behind this 🤔

@dannycomellas

3 ай бұрын

@@sadgirl2.0 they're toddlers, so they're weak and small. I can just take em one at a time. A large toddler is much stronger and heavier, so it's harder to move that one

@alexwisniewski2309

2 ай бұрын

@@dannycomellasYou are absolutely wrong.. the 50 todds would overwhelm you and smother you so quick.

"Born to sing, forced to kill" sounds like a great movie tagline

@buzzfeedhater

3 ай бұрын

Snow white

@kyrroti9921

3 ай бұрын

That Illumination film about the gorilla and the music competition.

@BirdBoyMusic

2 ай бұрын

A Michael Jackson horror film

@dahliabarnds6310

2 ай бұрын

​@@kyrroti9921Sing?

clicked the video and literally screamed in fear at the john taffer cut out he fucking jumpscared me

@ColbyYadz

3 ай бұрын

Literally?

@officialonions9834

3 ай бұрын

@@ColbyYadz yes bitch don’t test me i love to yell

@shotaaizawaslay

3 ай бұрын

​@@ColbyYadzI mean I don't think the official onions would lie to us

@Gurtys_world

3 ай бұрын

figuratively?

@kerryrose3359

3 ай бұрын

metaphysically?

andy you remind me of a dwarf hamster in a good way

@goldensloth7

3 ай бұрын

awww

@goldensloth7

3 ай бұрын

a handsome hamster

@crazyowlgirlcncowner

3 ай бұрын

Stay 😝

@centipedebites

3 ай бұрын

wait cause you're so right though i think it's the eyes

the fact this came out only 2 years ago and is not lost media from the 90s is insane to me

@sunnyandthechlo

3 ай бұрын

wait what

@antoniosworld8885

2 ай бұрын

Wait, really ?!

You've seen him in Bar Rescue you've seen him in Marriage Rescue, now Jon Taffer is showing there is no fear in this dojo. Karate Rescue premiering this summer on Paramount + THIS DOJO IS FRIGGIN CLOSED

@dpglounge4900

3 ай бұрын

SHUT IT DOWN

@jades1325

3 ай бұрын

THIS IS ACTUAL GOLD

@that1pretty.potprincess779

3 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE WORST TODDLER FIGHTING IVE EVER SEEN!! Time to call in the experts *hasbulla enters room*😂☠️✋🏼

I'm really glad that Andy isn't embarrassed of his mud related past, but instead is embarrassed by just existing as a child like the rest of us

@ganglians

3 ай бұрын

Yeah existing as a child was definitely cringe

As a former TKD studio manager, I can confirm your "5 year old who just got woken up to go to karate class" cosplay was on point

@roseg913

3 ай бұрын

retweet from someone with the same credentials lmao

john staffer in the background is crazy, love the background

@sometimesimemo

3 ай бұрын

*jon taffer

@djungelskog132

3 ай бұрын

She john on my staffer till in the crazy background

@waffleking2125

3 ай бұрын

Jon's Taffer

@milesdishner9936

3 ай бұрын

@@djungelskog132 she go crazy on my john in the background till i staffer

@eggmansexwife

3 ай бұрын

@@djungelskog132*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE*

My experience with karate classes is being left in one for one evening as part of a babysitting program for single parents, and then a kid half my age walked up and started beating on me because he actually took the class but was too young to understand I wasn't. Then the teacher came in as I was pushing him away from me and put me in a headlock and screamed at me for starting a fight with his kids and ignored me crying the explanation out. Made me wanna die, very cool

@nebulaquatica

3 ай бұрын

dude that's so fucking funny but so frightening at the same time that must have been brutal 😭😭😭😭

@sundaxe10

3 ай бұрын

my only experience with one was a free class i had bc of the after school program at my elementary school and back then my autism was REALLY bad like i would break down nonstop bad and… yeah i think you can guess how it went uh but if you can’t then yes i did break down multiple times then the piece of shit that was teaching it (if you see this i will find you and it won’t be good) FUCKING PICKED ME UP and hauled me back to the front for the rest of the time .-. literally like a kid on a dad’s shoulder type shit like bro what the fuck 🧐 and mind you i was in 3rd grade and he didn’t even try to help me or anything he just heaved me over his shoulder and carried me back to the front and ever since then i NEVER stepped foot in one ever again and i most definitely never will bc everyone who is associated with “karate” is worthless and are probably on death row bc of how fucked up they are mentally and physically

@adonysus

3 ай бұрын

sorry that’s so sad but i can’t help but laugh

@blakewhite3131

3 ай бұрын

Ah yes, putting children in headlocks. The most rational response.

@coolguyshockettes

3 ай бұрын

THAT ALSO HAPPENED TO ME ONCE IIRC LOL (the headlock and yelling part)

As a black belt, this is going to be hilarious. Update after watching: So the martial arts in this are legit, it's basically Shotokan with some minor adjustments. Counting in Japanese is pretty typical in Japanese martial arts classes in the west. The problem is that learning martial arts from an animated lion is an objectively terrible decision XD. When you're just starting, it's so critical to have a live instructor who can make some adjustments to your stance/technique and make sure you aren't building bad habits. This is such a weird idea for a series and the film part of my brain is itching that these were two separate ideas that got smooshed together. You would not have block + reverse punch on a white belt test. White belt tests are like, the two basic punches, front kick, the simple blocks and one Kata, in Shotokan anyway. The analysis that this is for more intermediate people is pretty accurate, I'd say like lower intermediate level but definitely not a good beginner resource. As for each class feeling roughly the same...yeah, that's accurate haha. You do largely the same techniques every day to build muscle memory and while they do throw in some varied exercises here and there and you do work on different techniques as you get higher, a lot of each class is just grinding the basics.

@sunnyandthechlo

3 ай бұрын

Wasn't the roundhouse kick at the end of day 3 absolutely not a roundhouse kick or was I taught wrong?

@Jabadamazo

3 ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo It was for the most part, their form wasn't very good but they're kids :P. The way we were always taught it was leg up to straight knee height (if that makes sense. I mean like your thigh is parallel with your knee and your leg is hanging down), pivot your hip, kick. They...kinda sorta did that well enough I guess.

@sunnyandthechlo

3 ай бұрын

@@Jabadamazo Oh okay thanks! I thought there was more pivoting involved lol

@Jabadamazo

3 ай бұрын

@@sunnyandthechlo Again kind of? You do pivot but it's not as pronounced as the kind of stereotypical movie roundhouse kick, but it also does vary by style of martial art.

@bijoux873

3 ай бұрын

​@@ville__नरक के प्राणी चुप हो जाओ

Put Karate Todd and the DARE lion up against each other

@Mr_Tang.

3 ай бұрын

they wouldn't be able to fight, cause they're too busy making out

@tatiana4050

3 ай бұрын

DARE lion stands no chances against coked up Karate Todd

@Ninja_McMuffin

3 ай бұрын

Holy Shit YES! Let's see it!

John in the background staring at Andy is hilarious.

@lilyyy_bean

3 ай бұрын

Who is it help

@cunkjunk

3 ай бұрын

@@ville__don't threaten me with a good time

I feel like yelling at the John taffer cutout is a new part of Andy’s routine

@djungelskog132

3 ай бұрын

Cawing on it

Gonna smash 20 beers and then master this entire class in our “shared space” living room.

@djungelskog132

3 ай бұрын

Yeassssss

You know it's gonna be good when the animal mascot/host looks like a NFT

oh theatre twink lore...it's all clicking.

Everyone talking about John taffer looming in the background but that painting of the cat in the little boy blue suit is majestic as hell

I’m sending this to my friend who does karate and asking her why she can’t be more like Master Karate Todd

@hells_shells

3 ай бұрын

Let us know what she says

@Vanilla637

3 ай бұрын

So what did she say babe

@Web_Bologna

3 ай бұрын

She said, and I quote, “You’re so right. I’m so disappointed in myself for not being as cool and awesome as Master Karate Todd, and his backstory made me cry.”

The sad picture of Todd with his pie always cracks me up

My favorite Kung Fu Panda movie is the one where Po is the manager of a failing bar.

No other KZreadr would make a 30 minute video about an obscure children's karate series, and I respect Andy all the more for that.

I think Todd is a cartoon because real Todd is no longer allowed to be around children lol

@Bananova-slupka

3 ай бұрын

Like Gunnar?

man not even batman could get that theatre kid lore with photographic evidence out of me

I love how andy seemingly doesn't understand that you do warmups everytime before a workout, like repetition is the point Lmao. This was a great video tho, the S̶t̶y̶r̶o̶f̶o̶a̶m̶ Marble breaking was vv impressive.

23:16 YES LETS GO. ANDY IS A KING ❤️💚🤍🖤

So can we agree child andy looks like goob from meet the Robinsons 🧍‍♀️

@certifiedboghopper9622

3 ай бұрын

it’s the eyes I think

Born to sing forced to kill is the tag line of that singing alligator movie you covered

Andy great video! It brought me so much joy but I gotta be real the happiest I felt was when you talked about that Starbucks near you shutting down duuuuude fuck yeah Free Palestine 🇵🇸

This is actually far less repetition than necessary for any level of martial arts learning. Like, you would need to repeat a single move, more times, than you could possibly do, in several times the runtime, of this entire program, to even get a feel of the body mechanics and muscle memory needed, to correctly perform that one move.

andy.. hes right behind you…

We appreciate Andy's dedication to the bit frfr ‼️

todd feels like a fursona you would only see vore of

This is the best Karate Kid remake

Andy: "IM NOT A CHILD" Andy 5min later: "Wait theyre going too fast!" Youre doing great, champ.

More content creators should use their privilege to speak for those who don’t have a voice you’re a real one for doing that 🇵🇸🇨🇬🇸🇩🇺🇦🇵🇷

Andy has the vibe that he played Gavroche in Les Miserables

@AreYouTakingTheMickington

3 ай бұрын

Shoutout to all my theatre kids

@andykingyt

3 ай бұрын

….how did you know

unfortunately, at first glance, I thought the pigtailed child in the thumbnail was gabi belle

Warmups are usually always the same my guy

Honestly, martial arts but karate especially are actually really fun. Karate is also about controlling yourself, and as an ADHD person, it was actually really good for me. My sensei was amazing. I'd really suggest giving it a try!

@colt7526

3 ай бұрын

Ur one of the cool karate people, good shit.

17:00 todd is just teaching andy the woah

@justhavingfun6819

3 ай бұрын

woah is me

bro i did karate classes as i child for a longass time and i LOVED that shit, it made me really passionate about self defense. when i got older i took multiple hardcore self defense classes all throughout highschool, which was also an incredible skillset to learn, because i've had to use multiple of those techniques to defend myself since then. so it was really exciting for me to watch this video, it took me back! sure this was goofy, but i do hope you had fun. i think if you liked it, you should look into a self defense course or something, just in your own time and not as a content thing :) because it's very rewarding to learn!

That lion has just gotta be the karate class teachers fursona

"Who else is gonna take a children's karate class that no one has ever taken?" NOT GUNNAR!!

can i just say as a fellow adhder i understand exactly how you feel when it comes to struggling to catch up and get into the right form

More unhinged andy moments and im all for it!

4:52 you look like that kid from Meet the Robinsons that turns out to be the villain 😂😂😂😂

andy slowly loses his mind over a weed inspired lion being bad at teaching karate

I've seen animated guinea pigs with more fighting experience than any of these children

Thank you master karate Todd after 1 week of your hard karate training my hands and legs are now license lethal weapons.

Kung Fu panda 2 by far. The "inner peace" arc remains an amazing portrayal of trauma and healing. It still makes me emotional each time I watch it.

I swear to god that john tapper cutout in the back jump scared me

"born to sing, forced to kill" goes HARD

24:18 ranboo reference 🤯🤯🤪🤪🤪😍😍🫶😳🤪🌈😳🥰🥰💪😄🤭🤭🤯🫶😍😍🫵😭😭🙏😄🤪🤪🤪🤪😄

my favorite kung fu panda movie is the second one because po has to overcome decades of grief in a very short time period, reconcile with his own mortality and flaws to understand that everyone is just hurt deep down inside and some people are worse at dealing with it than others. and sometimes those people are ready to accept death over trying again because the mistakes are too grave. and the peacock design was really cool

Please give Taffer a ventriloquist puppet-style mouth so he can talk 😂

"born to sing, forced to kill" new favorite quote

Master of karate and friendship

I don't know why, but that look Jon is giving creeps me out. Look out Andy, he's right behind you!

I really like the murderous magic school bus print

As a person who took karate as a kid, I loved everything about this video xD

The it's always sunny reference was gold

This is criminally underrated. Beautiful content, and great effort.

The whole time I just knew that lions vioce and i finally figured it out at the end... He is on a Snoop Dogg inspirational song for kids.

been waiting for this release

Your videos are always great but this was my favorite yet for sure!

when the Pajama Sam music kicked in at 1:30 I immediately felt happy

"lets do my favourite kick! The roundhouse kick!" Proceeds to do sidr kicks instead

looking back-to-school ready, andy!

love the pajama sam music in there

John startled me when I saw his winning grin in the background

this is my favorite of your non-bar rescue videos so far!

My favorite creator fr Keep chopping king

The intensity when you say "Yes master Karate Todd" is sending me lmao. Great video, one of you best. Please please do more stuff like that, it was really funny. Also Kung Fu Panda 1. Basic I know but it's a great story.

This video was amazing! Also, when I started watching your channel I thought you kinda looked like Demetri from Cobra Kai, and you taking karate classes makes me think that you're literally him now, so thanks Andy 😂

YESSS love u king

i would not believe this was made in 2022 if i didnt witness the higher video quality of the kids, but i have my doubts because MKT looks like he was drawn as an ms paint meme.

I'm so confused those are not roundhouse kicks they are side kicks...

Watching this on 1.5x bc I need to go to bed made the karate class even more chaotic

Andy saying he’s not an athlete is not true because we all know he is a absolute fucking unit on the basketball court

kung fu panda 1 & 2 best real Also I loved this type of video!! I think doing a mini series with various campy classes would be super fun :DD

The Carrollton football jersey.. I am suddenly hyperaware and hyper-in-fear of how close Andy lives to me

first video and omg this is absolutely first class humor. +1 sub

the Taffer cut out in the back kills me

GG Andy Keep putting smiles on people's face!

Love this bro

Next time you should challenge children with black belts and see what happens. Andy Vs. One well trained 8 year old

love your videos, keep it up

This is exactly how my tae Kwon do classes went as a kid tho they always start the same and I didn’t really know what was going on the rest of the time

the always sunny joke was amazing

Unrelated, but I had a dream about you vlogging your experience being trapped underground in an abandoned house. That's all.

it just makes so much sense that you played the worm in james and the giant peach

You won’t cause mass extinction ❤🦖☄️

Love you Andy! :D

i would love to see more videos like thissss

I love this video so much, it's making me nostalgic for a karate class I never had. I feel like my power ranger loving lil me would have ate this class up

This is a hilarious watch!! Love that hidden D role type shit please keep it up 😂

this feels like a mix of tim and eric and a bad 2000s flash series