Don’t salt the food before you try it. Lol. Priceless.

@christopherjeverud8543

2 жыл бұрын

Respect the chef😅

@ericdavis2928

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@deannas2778

2 жыл бұрын

Bro for real though 😂😂😂 my ex used to do that

@danielkampf3732

2 жыл бұрын

Love her program. Watching it again and again

@jollyharding829

Жыл бұрын

⁰⁰4

"by 22 I had blossomed.....into a blackout drunk" I'm WHEEZING

"...resembles a hastily packed suitcase" 🤣 Lost my shit with that image in my head 😂

She is so freakin funny it is unreal. Stand up, roasts, interviews, she is one of the funnier people alive.

@claudinastewart9203

Жыл бұрын

your awesome 👌

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

Goes on about her vag Her a/ zzzz getting fked, and shtting Got the small, faintly bright, painted on beady tribal eyes, the nose, the forehead 1/2" of caked on make-up (they gotta tell the camera guy not to zoom in) and the wrinkles and the flabby underarms No misdirection, typical fe-mail just talking (mainly about her grosso body and bodily functions), and reciting; not telling jokes... and, occasionally making noises. Everyday Theo Von's podcast is 3x as funny "funny" for the easily entertained She's not horrific- just meh

@markdaniels7174

8 ай бұрын

Her roasting is the best, and makes the loss of Greg Giraldo easier to take. As for her stand-ups, I’ve now seen three and apparently sex is the only thing she ever talks about. Which is fine, but… come on. You don’t have any other subjects?

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

​@@markdaniels7174what else is there? Sex is all I think about. Adidas

@soulsurfer639

Ай бұрын

I've been a Nikki Glasser fan for soo long. She destroys Amy Schumer any day of the week

I love Nikki 🤣 She is keeping it real

@4Everlast

2 жыл бұрын

More like spreading and holding it open.

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

Real sexy

the guitar/hand job comparison was HILARIOUS

The yummy in my tummy line is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, I got tears during this.

@jv-lk7bc

2 жыл бұрын

well, sometimes..

@luthermazziller175

2 жыл бұрын

And then she goes sometimes, then "I'm a whore, actually a pretty big whore," meaning that most of the time she likes it. She throws a lot of stuff in that you need to read between lines. Very witty.... and hot at the same time!

@dennish300

2 жыл бұрын

and her tummy is awesome!

@colettejaques2559

6 ай бұрын

​@@jv-lk7bc😂always phoool

the advice she gave about eating a girl out and then following that up with "youre gay" got me crying lmao

I love the awareness in her young black girl Disney joke. Both hilarious and sadly accurate at the same time.

@pagefoster6450

2 жыл бұрын

Trttttttttttttttttttttttttypp

@TheMaxKids

2 жыл бұрын

Virtue acknowledged

@sejtaridiss

2 жыл бұрын

I love watching these to forget about all this political madness... aaaaaand here we are, still. I don't know about you, but I have no problem with symphatizing and identiying with characters that are not of my gender, color, nationality, religion... I'm pretty sure that little kids don't give a damn about it and have fun watching whatever they're watching. All of this is just grown ups' obsession.

@salmonsashimi1330

2 жыл бұрын

@@sejtaridiss yea as a black person it’s not political it’s everyday life, I don’t think u get it. as a kid not seeing anyone like u on tv in movies, books etc sucks. I don’t blame u for not understanding tho, it’s just a collective feeling every kid of color has experienced. She nailed the joke it was hilarious and accurate.

@jv-lk7bc

2 жыл бұрын

they made a mermaid one but ...

This lady is literally my inner dialogue ☠️

@wayneslain9444

2 жыл бұрын

I thought after this comment by now you'd have hundreds of guys sliding into your comment section.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

@@wayneslain9444 WAT

@MackNcD

Жыл бұрын

@@wayneslain9444 on youtube?

@jackpepperpwb

Ай бұрын

I think you meant monologue. Otherwise you might have schizophrenia 😬

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

I think I'm in love with you

As soon as I finished this, I immediately checked to see if she'd be performing nearby. She was here a few months ago but will be 80 miles away in Austin in January. Bought 2 of the last 2 remaining tickets. She is HILARIOUS.

@erichegwood239

2 жыл бұрын

I’m going to see her and Bert Kreischer and Joey Diaz in two weeks and I’m so freakin stoked!!!

😂 she's such a savage I love her lol

@sarahsyed6460

2 жыл бұрын

Tthhk

@yenkodavi3573

2 жыл бұрын

she not funny at all 😴😴😴😴

@captaindeliciouspants6910

2 жыл бұрын

@@yenkodavi3573 i think the problem is your sense of humor but to each their own. Why you chose to personally tell me your opinion like it matters to me ill never know 🤷‍♂️

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

You should see her in the bedroom. Absolute savage

This is hilarious! How you can talk about sex and bodily functions and seem just objective, straightforward, information without any sense of going too far or overdoing it? It's amazing. Great job.

Nikki is SUPER-funny! My wife walked by while I was watching, and couldn't believe it. She laughed her ass off too! We're over 50 as well.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't go around admitting that to stangers if I were you

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

Awesome wife brother. I hope one day I can find a queen like that

"A hastily packed suitcase." THAT is my suitcase! I love packing and folding!

A truly underrated comedian.. she’s hilarious

@floresnashvilledrummer

Жыл бұрын

She's not underrated. She's everywhere.

"Im loyal, I'm funny, I do anal" fucking lost it there lmao love her!

"hermit crabs looking for new shells" LMAO

Dang, died laughing right off the bat.

I love the makeup bit. Girls always say “we don’t wear it for guys” but Nikki just sold them all out

@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao keep telling yourself that. She's a pick me and you're an incel.

@aChewyGummyBear

2 жыл бұрын

@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 Ok, I will keep telling myself that because I know I’m right.

@SpookeyClown

2 жыл бұрын

She was being satirical. A lot of her acts are like that.

@elhammo7478

2 жыл бұрын

Not really true. I wear it to look good in general. I put on eyeliner on days when I stay at home and see literally no one else, just because I like how I look when I look in the mirror. Women have aesthetic appreciation too. You can appreciate beauty on a non-sexual level. Also, lots of women wear makeup styles that are well known to be not preferred by men, because they like it and other women like it. Sometimes women will do super colorful or creative makeup styles just for the sake of their own enjoyment of both the artistic process and the end result, despite the fact that men tend to prefer looks that accentuate natural features and coloring.

@SpookeyClown

2 жыл бұрын

@@elhammo7478 Wouldn't you say it's true that there are many occasions where a girl will wear makeup for a guy?

“I had a pregnancy scare, it was double scary, it was actually in a haunted house” got me.

“I took a nap and dreamed about laying down and taking a nap” napception😂

I keep thinking “well written humor” but realistically some of those had to be from experience !

@dcmastermindfirst9418

6 ай бұрын

It's humour. Irony.

OMG I need more of her...so hilarious.

I'm pretty sure this video just added an extra year to my life.

A yoga instructor named Jesper. I wasn't ready and almost hurt myself laughing!

Omg the makeup line got me 😂 I never wear makeup and now I'm reconsidering

@SpookeyClown

2 жыл бұрын

Someone loves you?

@luthermazziller175

2 жыл бұрын

Part of stand up is overemphasizing a point, and they do that all the time. It just makes it funnier. If you don't need makeup, don't wear it. It's healthier for your skin.

Haha. She is off the charts incredible. Just non-stop brilliance. The lines are just non-stop.

She is so funny . Best female comic period.

@psyantologist

2 жыл бұрын

Nikki is pretty darn great. There's a challenger for the "best" spot though: Iliza Shlesinger is not unsimilar yet puts more physical comedy and voice impressions on top of it, rounded up with insights that border on profound.

@littleturdle

2 жыл бұрын

@@psyantologist Nikki is far better IMO

@Pruane35Forever

2 жыл бұрын

agreed, best ive seen, she kills it on those Comedy Central roasts too

@1983Dave1983

Жыл бұрын

Iliza is overall better, and out of the two (her & Iliza) i would definitely prefer seeing Iliza live. she does voices, physical comedy, covers variety of topics in her stand ups. Nikki is funny; I saw her stand up on Netflix, it was 24/7 sex jokes.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

@@psyantologist she's even worse

You are back big time. Keep it up - one of the funniest comics out there. We all love you.

It's so refreshing to hear her talk about sex for a change...

@Mr78bigc

2 жыл бұрын

It's so unlike her...

@estebanslavidastic4382

2 жыл бұрын

I’m ok with it. She’s fucking hot as hell. Seeing a hot woman talk about sex in a funny way? Totally ok with it.

@yoyoyojeremy

2 жыл бұрын

Funny

@Mimi-cq4bg

2 жыл бұрын

Want to like your comment but you have 69 thumbs ups and I can't be that guy

@davet2459

2 жыл бұрын

By now we all know that's where her material centers around. If you don't like it or her comedy why are you here?

Niki is the best at her style of comedy.😍🤣🤣🤣

Absolutly amazing!

Wow Nikki is bringing the fire here!

The varsity blues bit killed me

This lady must never have trouble picking up a man......such honesty is so refreshing.

@hacker3191000

2 жыл бұрын

she only has trouble keeping them around

@andyp91

2 жыл бұрын

Any halfway decent woman at all has no problem getting men to play with

@estebanslavidastic4382

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention she’s absolutely stunning….

@PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote

2 жыл бұрын

@@estebanslavidastic4382 🤮 the only thing stunning about her is the number of STDs you'll get

@PayNoTaxes0GetNoVote

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyp91 - you don't even have to be "decent" to get a guy. There will ALWAYS be a dude to poke-n-run

Nikki is on the same level as Bill Burr, Jeselnik and Tosh. Totally at the top of the ladder.

@jirehpsalmpaule6077

2 жыл бұрын

she is the female bill burr.

@albertcoppola9287

2 жыл бұрын

she's funny but all she talks about is sex,..Bill Burr can make anything funny

@perunlowtuned

2 жыл бұрын

So you put Burr and Jeselnik on the same level? Not in this universe...

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

Get off the crack pipe She's on the level of TJ Miller

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

But those 3 are actually hilarious

She always kills🔥👌

I love Nikki. She's hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nikki makes my day !!!

She is just great!! Such a fan!

So talented in so many ways

You are awesome Nikki! Glad youre sober.

She is a wonderful genius

@atlantistdc1976

2 жыл бұрын

Along with Taylor Tomlinson, my two favorite comedians...

NIKKI GLASER is way too awesome !!!!!!!! She is the best of all time !!!!!!! The female Richard Pryor !!!!!!! Simply the greatest !!!!!!! Nikki tells it the way it is !!!!!!!

Fantastic set. Great comic.

She got my ass with that last joke LOL

Lmfao when she said the IG one stuck a nerve in me 🤣❤️😅

Love her so much

One of the best comics around

The last joke is HILARIOUS 🤣

Omg I love her

@Nikki "At your absolut best, you still won't be good enough for the wrong person. At your worst, you'll still be worth it for the right person." With or without make up!

She's freaking hilarious!

I really love it when a woman says what Nikki Glaser is saying here. And I hope I'm not just fantasizing about her honesty. But no matter what, these are great bits.💓

Dude that last joke fucking kills me every timeeee LMAOOO

She’s the best!! 😂

I just love her voice, everything else is just bonus

So honest,gorgeous and funny!!

i Could listen to her for hours :-)

"I don't want your life." I just died.

I love this girl so much. She is drop dead hilarious but drop dead gorgeous as well

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Right 👌🏾

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

Facts

Nikki is the best. Such a catch.

She is hilarious!

She cracks me up every time I hear her.😂😂😂

Good material

Awesome!! Great job !!

1st time listening to her. Talent

Ow man that was excellent 😹 I cracked-up hard😂 I didn't know much about her but I will now. she's totally cool👌🏽

She is awesome 😎😍

"uhh... pro tip.." Love it!

Love your humor Nikki, you make me laugh. Keep up the good work.

I can't believe I just discovered her. She is amazing 👏

Has there ever been a comic this funny? She is killing me like she always does. Arousal is part of the attraction...But the way she communicates the dynamic between genders is real work and social commentary.

I loved the Dad Jokes....LOL

The blacksmith and the artist reflected in their art … sow a new reality … closer to the heart 😅

I took a nap , and in that dream Ilayed down and took a nap. 😂

If you didn't laugh, check for a pulse... Thanks Nikki and NIAJ...made my day!

@Salguine

2 жыл бұрын

I hadn't laughed by six minutes in, so that's when I bailed. My pulse is fine.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

riiiiight Apparently, this disaster is > Patrice, Bill, Anthony, Dave, Norm, Jim... right? Foh with your low IQ comedy standards She's *really boring*

The roast beef sandwich kind is the absolute best.

Damn...this girl is on fire🔥

Omg I'm in love!

She’s hilarious! And so relatable

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

No and no

@rinmartell2678

Жыл бұрын

@@lockandloadlikehell Yes and yes

@wealth53

24 күн бұрын

@@lockandloadlikehell si and si, oi and oui, yes and yes... jealous

"And then your dad dm's you like, "KILLIN IT NIKK!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Closer to your heart !!! Lmao !

She is fantastic. I now want to see her live if she every comes to Indianapolis.

Nikki Glaser is very pretty, very funny, and has a pair of beautiful, world class legs. She's the full package.

I love Nikki so much

I LOVE Nikki Glaser :)

This is amazing, seriously entertaining. 😍

Nikki, is one of the funniest comedians around.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

Lol WHO are these other comedians on this list of yours ??

"mixed nuts" that's the one. hilarious, fun and clever.

Love this lady, so damn funny.

@lockandloadlikehell

Жыл бұрын

Lol compared to WHOM

@oldvet7566

Жыл бұрын

Amy Schumer, Ellen Degeneres, whoopie Goldberg, Wanda Sikes, any Trans comedian...... the chick has her moments but I find her funny. This is also just my opinion, it really shouldn't matter to you unless you're only trolling for an argument.

Love this thank you 💕

Nikki never spits~ Nikki She keeps it real!

Best Female Comedian on the planet... I love her...she is so funny... she would be great to hang out with...My stomach would hurt...

Gah -I finally found a female comedian that makes me laugh my ass like the few other comic greats. GJ Nikki. You made it.

Bloody brilliant 😂

If you’re thinking to begin a Nikki binge, this is the place to start.

Nikki is so hilarious

i aspire to have the confidence of this woman