“The shit we’ll do to fit in... You know?!” 🤣

@hallaja8338

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I'm straight and I feel like that!

@skibumb220

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a straight man and I felt that in my soul. That was a mic drop worthy line.

@drghdrgh1140

3 жыл бұрын

"The balls be salty as fuck."

@captainchaos3053

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know who was headin down that road with her. Poor guy.

@Ashley-Lopez

2 жыл бұрын

@@drghdrgh1140 “I know, girl.”

taylor tomlinson kills me bro. the whole quarter life crisis set absolutely worked.

@geekdiggy

3 жыл бұрын

jen kirkman's funny too.

@Tao-fp3yr

3 жыл бұрын

Taylor got me warmed up for the Jen that me hype for Katt. Then the high was over.

@prefershe

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, you're killin me by feeling the need to add "bro" in your sentence 😆

@BadassBikerOwns

3 жыл бұрын

I can see why you like her material. I prefer Nikki's style.

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html💛💚❤

Fun fact: The hymen actually is no closed membrane that breaks having sex, it looks more like a scrunchie hairtie. Bleeding is mostly due to not being relaxed and lubricated enough

@saint3211

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on they hymen. It's most likely going to be like a scrunchie but it can be a membrane that is perforated or it can have a septum

@ginaortiz7759

3 жыл бұрын

Mom

@martmanana7269

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one thanks for that

@guilhermefarias5255

3 жыл бұрын

That's not 100% true, it depends on the hymen, because hymens can have many shapes, a scrunchie, a closed membrane wall, 2 holes, 3 holes, a swiss cheese, it can have many shapes, and even be almost invisible

@strawberrycherrybaby

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! I didn't bleed at all the first time bc we did like 2 hours of foreplay and lots of lube.

I've never spat out my coffee so many times in one sitting.

@everything777

3 жыл бұрын

First time you've ever spat out anything I imagine

@himothy1223

3 жыл бұрын

@@everything777 😂😂😂 I ain’t seen nothin👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯👨🏽‍🦯 I didn’t just witness a murder.

@AnotherOak

3 жыл бұрын

Really?...damn...spitting little coffee babies all over the place....your a murderer...savage

@themoviejunky3918

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez women are not too funny.

@margureittelewis

3 жыл бұрын

@@themoviejunky3918 hahaha you killed me with that one😃😃😃you men are the funniest 😑😑😑

This video just shows just how important sex education is 😂😂😂

@robel3786

3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the ladies in Bridgerton.

@SnepBlepVR

3 жыл бұрын

*proper sex education*....

@phriedokra6158

3 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff...I have a dream of being the next Phyllis Diller

@stoic2608

3 жыл бұрын

english is more important.

@SomeGuy-xo8rs

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want to learn?

2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂

@charlotte8765

3 жыл бұрын

I read disrespecting boundaries.

@qjbceyijnko

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlotte8765 who hurt you? Please tell me imma go beat they ass

@norapeace6526

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s definitely hot 🤤🥰❤️🤣

@WattWireNet

3 жыл бұрын

...just like the one comedienne who got amped by guys saying "we don't have to do anything, we can just hang." I know from experience there is some truth to this.

@evanroberts2771

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, you find it hot right up until they get boring and you go chasing the bad boys.

"If you're worried about being replaced by a piece of plastic, you don't bring much to the table." Sadly all to accurate these days.

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html💛💚❤

@TheUnkindness

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly why so many are worried of being replaced! They know they ain't shii

"And if you would just lay those same hands on our penile region." 😂😂😂 Damn, Katt!

@nrdk_1

2 жыл бұрын

The legend bra

Lol the lesbian talking about not liking dick had me laugh so hard "the things you do to fit in" 🤣

@boozeyoozey7248

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@fruity_goblin7965

2 жыл бұрын

Bitch I was shitting tears when I heard that🤣

@TheLily97232

Жыл бұрын

I am straight and I relate 😭😭😭

"If you're worried about being replaced by a giant piece of plastic then you're not bringing that much to the table" 🤣🤣🤣

@captainmacruff1893

Жыл бұрын

Unless She's got Big Boobs ❤️❤️

@smallfaucet

Жыл бұрын

Goes both ways ladies.

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html

@carlfrye1566

Жыл бұрын

Any women who gives up on a relationship for better sex isn't worth it in the 1st place.

@randalldenham5127

5 ай бұрын

For sure!!

She got me with “rafts with eyelashes!”

@fexbio

3 жыл бұрын

Most precise description in this entire video.

@jpmacoo

2 жыл бұрын

Eh, she's the least funny one on this

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html🇨🇭🇧🇷🇨🇦🇩🇪💣💥

3:14 why someone in the audience laugh like goofy 😭

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

@MarieGarrett.

3 жыл бұрын

I admit it proudly lol

@codygooding1332

3 жыл бұрын

Trailer Park Boys.

@smithmx733

3 жыл бұрын

TRAILER PARK BOYSSSSSS

@That80sGuy1972

3 жыл бұрын

I admit I did. It was all in the same day, not the same sitting though. I have a normal capacity stomach.

@omg9261

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he is slut shaming. And I really love one explanation I once have read: when you are a hot and an attractive person and you meet a lot of attractive people in your life actually it's difficult not to fuck a lot of partners. Because on the one hand people hit at you way more often and at the same time it's difficult to say no to people who are hot and attractive. So... it really depends on how hot you are, how much you socialize, how open you are to meeting new people and on how much you do love sex. And that's it. When people slut-shame it actually is a really pathetic move.

‘’We don’t have to do anything”...I used that line many times : works ;-)

@GratifyMeNow13

3 жыл бұрын

And then ten minutes later...

"I had cinnamon rolls today." "How many did you have?" "I had nine." THAT WOULD BE ME

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html

@captainmacruff1893

Жыл бұрын

Bad girl 🐱

The dentist one broke me.

I knew a kid in high school whose GF thought you blew on it. I'll bet that was an awkward conversation.

@fexbio

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, that's not a birthday candle."

@sinuslebastian6366

3 жыл бұрын

fexbio now see THAT'S actually funny! Unlike the video

@skylovermc2146

3 жыл бұрын

@@fexbio wtf

@skylovermc2146

3 жыл бұрын

@@sinuslebastian6366 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

@booknerdjebbi5037

3 жыл бұрын

That's just cute dude. If they were at all close it shouldn't have been much of an issue

Dental hygienist: exist I will never be able to see them the same way again

@Tao-fp3yr

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Leslie.

@samanthapalker1476

3 жыл бұрын

Tao 타키오 yeah she’s the best

@CM-uq8ro

3 жыл бұрын

And nurses are freaks. Highest amount of kinky people

@samanthapalker1476

3 жыл бұрын

M P I spent my childhood in and out of hospital... make of that what you will

@Tao-fp3yr

3 жыл бұрын

@@samanthapalker1476 oh jheeze. You were around the freaky freakies. Regularly.

Those who might not know - Hymen is not like a drum you break through (like a chest burster in reverse), its not like a trampoline . Its like a scrunchie (hair band). It can be stretched and just simply.... get out the way, never bled.

The shower head joke made me think of a friend who partakes regularly! She LOVES a removal shower head or bathtub faucet with strong pressure!🌊🌊🌊😂

@lauvelita3369

3 жыл бұрын

Girl, I don't even move into places with bad water pressure

@jenniferofenleger3972

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever tried it?

@dnice287

3 жыл бұрын

@Lauva Lita & Jennifer ofenleger...I've done many things in the shower & bathtub, but using water pressure on my thang ain't one of them cause I'm a dude! 🤦‍♂️😂 Again, my "friend" LOVES using water pressure on her thang & does so regularly!👍

@jenniferofenleger3972

3 жыл бұрын

@@dnice287 I've heard it also feels really good on dudes 🤷🏼‍♀️

@dnice287

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferofenleger3972 yea not sure about that. Never tried it, but can't imagine it would. LOVE hearing stories & really LOVE...ya know!😉😁💜

Me laughing at the video: 😂😂😂😂 Me then realising they have experience that I will never get: 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

@AmberAmber

3 жыл бұрын

@Karan Bhat - I'm sorry mate 💔

@Karan_Bhat

3 жыл бұрын

@Benji I meant making them and not eating them

@kishanchali8752

3 жыл бұрын

They can tell BS in a way that convinces people

@jordannewsom4578

3 жыл бұрын

Benji 😂😂 fr though, and shape shifting and sacrificing children to Molluk

@wadadparker957

3 жыл бұрын

Array chote, 11 saal ka hai tu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 abhi chapter tak nhi aaya aur shuru? 😂😂

KAT KILLED IT, IM DYIN! LMFAO

I don't know, women's perspective is top tier 😂

Katt Williams got to be one of the funniest ones in comedy history. The consistency is just unusual.

@dannyboymwamba

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hHigtK-gY7bPepc.html🇸🇦🇸🇩

@kerishapeart9742

Жыл бұрын

He is...only one to top him is Chappelle

@DNa650

10 ай бұрын

absolutely brutal comedian. If he couldnt talk about race or sex he'd be nothin

@KLay2024

10 ай бұрын

"Its pimpin pimpin" is the funniest shit I've EVER seen. My #1

Woah how have I never encountered these comedians before. Fantastic 👏👏

loved this !

Lol Tom Segura's sets are always hysterical.

How does that red haired lady move her fingers so fast. I’ve tried, got a cramp lol.

@WattWireNet

3 жыл бұрын

She probably plays a string instrument where the "trill" is a standard skill... or the skin flute.

@TrueBolt18

3 жыл бұрын

Practice

@rufusconnolly8489

Жыл бұрын

It's also possible that she learned the skill from playing Pokemon Stadium/Mario Party multiplayer minigames on the 64. That's where I first started to establish my skillset

Katt killed it. Lol.

Min. 10, rafts w/eyelashes. Hilarious!

@treverforeman2659

3 жыл бұрын

2:48 idk it may just be me and her but idky but a guy respecting boundaries is one of things that I find hot 😂

Katt Williams had the best bit. 😂

Kat Williams is so coked out lmaooooo. But shit was funny

The shit we'll do to fit in" oh my lord, that one made me spit out my water 🤣

Katt is killing it! LOL

9:23 what makes it funnier is that her name is Cummings 😂😂

@sajidmon4600

3 жыл бұрын

What's her full name?

@royceviklund6522

3 жыл бұрын

@@sajidmon4600 Whitney Cummings

I actually learnt a lot about a certain topic today. 😂

@antoniapesola4404

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be real that's why we watch these videos

I've honestly never seen a comments section with so many top comments. Bloody awesome ☺️

The third girl issa MOOD

@issasyedmahmood3683

3 жыл бұрын

Why you calling me out?

I'm 29 and a virgin and I'm not a ashamed. Ladies don't be ashamed because you lost your v card late. Be proud

@mikegreenawalt4726

3 жыл бұрын

Well hello huney

@keironfernandez7515

3 жыл бұрын

Your waiting on the right one ?

@mikegreenawalt4726

3 жыл бұрын

@@keironfernandez7515 yes I was married now divorced I'm a one woman man and ready to fall in love again

@mikegreenawalt4726

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you live

@buffibruce6926

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I'm waiting for the right one. And no I'm not interested. I love being single and nothing is changing it.

One of your BEST comps ever!

11:04 But nobody knows how many people were (or are) in the WuTang Clan.

@bryanergau6682

14 күн бұрын

9/8

The one comedian that said nothings hotter then a guy saying we dont have to do anything... Yeah. My husband promised we didnt have to do anything the first night of our marriage if I didnt want to... He got jumped 😍😂 I am so blessed to have such amazingly sweet and gentle guy who has ALWAYS respected my boundaries:-) Thats one of the biggest reasons I married him - he respects me 💗

@fhiyos_2611

3 жыл бұрын

That's nice

@rachelkekipi9004

3 жыл бұрын

@NGF MUDDYMIKE If thats not for you then thats not for you but I have a husband and we have a great marriage so obviously it wasnt stupid for us.

@ChrisOhMy

3 жыл бұрын

Ghayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@ninja_tony

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachelkekipi9004 But it's your wedding night. What kind of person would neglect their partner on the single most important night of their life together?

@danielbangura7424

Жыл бұрын

I don't understand. What you mean he got jumped

She silly as hell... LMFAO 🤣😂

@Nom1fan

3 жыл бұрын

Who

Coulda swore when she said "if you don't have a removable shower head..." GET ONE🍷💯💥

@einundsiebenziger5488

2 ай бұрын

Coulda sworn*

That dental hygienist joke is on point! Same with CNA's, MedTechs, Phlebotomists, etc.

@Merita80

2 жыл бұрын

So not true, I was a CNA and now a hairdresser and had one man all my life

So on the hymen thing, I have been riding horses for a while now and I can confirm that yes, at least for me, riding horses broke my hymen.

@markfoster1520

2 жыл бұрын

So...your first "lover" was a horse....?

@jthin2081

2 жыл бұрын

@@markfoster1520 Poor attempt at a joke.

@lilykantner2608

2 жыл бұрын

@@markfoster1520 terrible attempt, and in no way was that the situation. The act of riding a horse, on a saddle in the split position applied pressure in that area. And also, kind of a weird "joke" coming from a dude.

@markfoster1520

2 жыл бұрын

Uh....I was only horsing around. And, of course it was a joke. I loved the sets!

@nessyness5447

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't usually " break", unless you have some of the least common types of hymen that are fully closed/almost fully closed menbrane, but in those cases it often needs to be surgically removed. The hymen is elastic. Also, in some cases it just stretches till it disapear as you grow, since it has no use past the first 3 years of life or so. Under certain circumstances what it can do is tear, but usually the tear can heal too. What is sure is that it has 0 to do with virginity.

I remember when I learned about hysteria and the invention of vibrators. I told someone else and they swore I was lying

I like Dave Attell's discusion about fisting. LOL

I so glad we have some brave women going out of their comfort zone.

I’m laughing so much 😭

The grip strength on that thing LOL!

Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol

Katt Williams!! 😂 😂

2:55 she's right...for me at least

Thank you KZread algorithm for this annual holidya

Why is his shirt off.... Ommfg I laughed so hard at this ommfg I literally woke my husband up saying that outloud

@iowa89357

3 жыл бұрын

He does all his comedy specials without his shirt. He walks out on stage, and just takes it off right away, then starts with jokes Not quite sure why, but that's what he do

@rufusconnolly8489

Жыл бұрын

That is how the Burt do

Whats messed up is as a guy you feel like the biggest douche when you turn down a girl or dodge a flirt. As a guy its best to always be dumb, respectful and innocent.

@Luke-pd7xj

3 жыл бұрын

Nah why feel like an asshole? People are allowed to have standards, just be sure they’re realistic.

@realamericannegro977

3 жыл бұрын

You are not exaggerating. Doesn't matter how fat ugly and nasty a chick is when you reject her that makes you look worse than dudes that hits women. A woman will rip a dude's heart out and the more attractive and cool he is the more cruel she can be to humiliate him and if he claps back he is the bad guy.

@garrettprepetit7026

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf did I just read

@mile_851

2 жыл бұрын

@@realamericannegro977 ummmmm I think you are a little hurt... We don't actually care about your resentment and generalization. Have a good day

@realamericannegro977

2 жыл бұрын

@@mile_851 yet you went out your way to comment. A woman lie when she dont have too

One of the most funniest collections I've ever seen 👍

Is it just me or like why did they only use women on the clickbait

@hollytree3379

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it made me think about how men often criticize women comedians for talking too much about sex. When I saw the thumbnail, I went oh god all the comments are going to be making fun of them for that. Kinda feels like Netflix was stirring drama. That or they thought the bigger draw would be 'women and sex'

@modz1033

3 жыл бұрын

wasn’t even funny

@twist.mp3

3 жыл бұрын

Because most of the people in the video are women... Also female comedians talk about sex a lot.

@smoochfa973

3 жыл бұрын

Hey footlongsub99 - riley quit being a karen

@hollytree3379

3 жыл бұрын

@@twist.mp3 lol you really edited the “female comedians talk about sex a lot” into that. Sweet addition 👌

katt killed it!😭😭😭😭😭 period!

10:39 I know a dental hygienist who married a guy in the military after less than three months… I think they’re still married but her parents don’t know 🤣😭

@johnocasio3529

3 жыл бұрын

P0ppp0p0p

@emmahix95

3 жыл бұрын

Bert's Chasing Amy reference got me lol

I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

@johnhannibalsmith1607

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that.

12:58 And that's how Tinder works in 2020😂

Robin Williams once said that the easiest way to get a laugh is to tell a joke about sex or farts

@erronblack5015

9 ай бұрын

So did you laughed? I didn't even watched the full thing

Best Top Clips Yet!

oh my god they opened this compilation with that 9/11 thing I'm howling

is it weird that I feel educated by the kevin hart part? If that ever happens I'm definitely using the football excuse.

@snorkasaurusrex

3 жыл бұрын

or you could lock your door

8:05 April Macie killed it but Sam Jay is on point !!

Who was the redhead talking about the vibrator she was freaking killing me LOL

@ritikachauhan8501

3 жыл бұрын

The names of each person and the act are at the bottom left hand corner of the screen 😊 Her name is April Macie tho, 8:00

Kid walked in on us and we told him we were just wrestling for fun.

"What'd he say? Niagara? "🤣🤣🤣

Kat is one of the funniest people out there. LMFAO 😅

Kat so much energy. Saw him live. Hilarious dude.

Omg these girls are beautiful and hilarious. Deadly combo

I am seeing a dental hygienist next week & am show her this clip 😅😂😅😂.

@redglasses33

3 жыл бұрын

So... what did she say? Lol

@Yesu44

3 жыл бұрын

@@redglasses33 No, but while scaling my teeth she said, "breath through your nose, that way you don't have to swallow"* 😂😅😂😅. Leslie ain't lying. But I'll definitely show her this clip in 2 weeks when I go back(of I remember).

@redglasses33

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yesu44 lolok

Comedians is such a loose term Netflix

@goncalo1485

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like nowadays people think that just because someone is funny that automatically means that they have what it takes to be a comedian A lot of them were funny though

@thorzyan

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, female "clickbait" millennial comedians doing groundbreaking avant garde topics like, "dick sucking." Genius ladies🤣

3:03 she’s absolutely right 🤤🤣❤️

@blupinkyellogreen

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that one was my favorite

11:30 dont forget the bus drivers. XD

7;48 does anyone know the song? thx

Kat Williams making the other comics look like straight amateurs.

@Sham1232

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree .

@turtlelover4373

3 жыл бұрын

Well he's been a comedian for like 30 years now so it makes sense that he's that good

@sheyshah2848

3 жыл бұрын

...and the fact that he's not a hack.

@turtlelover4373

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheyshah2848 no katt is one of the best, definitely. Kinda sad life turned on him like that, getting arrested, being called crazy, losing work and all that shit. He seemed like a good guy, he even has foster kids and he takes care of all of them. But even through all that he still got back into comedy and got on stage and kept slaying, like, dude. Katt is a fucking soldier

@sheyshah2848

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtlelover4373 Money and fame changes everything. EVERYTHING. Anyone who thinks differently is sadly mistaken. "… But the Kat came back the very next day, The Kat came back, we thought he was a goner, But the Kat came back; he just couldn't stay away. Away, away, yea, yea, yea…"

That Kat Williams bit had me sucking air men 😂

Lol. Great stuff. Classic.

Holy shit this was incredible every set😭😭👏🏾

"Doggy style, so you cough into the wall."

female: guys only think about sex female comedian: only talk about sex

@Ask35720

3 жыл бұрын

That's because very few select of them are funny.

@shashanksrivastavasri9641

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ask35720 I've never found any

@juliarider4311

3 жыл бұрын

Like guys aren’t talking about the same thing?

@juliarider4311

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ask35720 sorry you have no sense of humor

@shashanksrivastavasri9641

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliarider4311 nope , Guys talk about women ,sports and politics Guys think about sex almost all the time and will do it anytime they get it .. But we don't TALK about sex ..

Thanks for making me laugh

When serving in our US military, us guys could only talk about sex and that is at far as it went. Actually not good to talk about things you can't have, but whoever created us sure gave us the urge.

The Black woman(2ND person up) is funny as all hell!

Katt Williams set the bar too high 🤣

I laughed and spewed at the same time.

Dam that skit on sex robots Gold!

I remember when I was in college and my roommates told a guy I was a virgin. Apparently his reaction was ‘can I have her?’I think that was the very first time in my life that I was truly disgusted by a man. ‘Can I have her?’ Like I was a puppy dog he was taking home. Yuck 🤢 I just noped. Thankfully I never met the guy or I would have torn him a new one.

SALTY AF GIRL😂😂

@zingleraster9124

3 жыл бұрын

The original salt lick

“RIGHT...!”

I just wanted to be friends with my friends 🤣🤣

damn this really shouldn't have popped up first on my recommended.

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