Well, as a guy I found that quite educational

@ellenorwood3757

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@lebohangmofokeng4480

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@roxend7305

3 жыл бұрын

Me too bro😂

@deepakdevellore

3 жыл бұрын

Me too brother 😂

@TheZimboNation

3 жыл бұрын

Only reason I watch female comedy

Missionary is not lazy for men.. it's like doing a 10 minute plank for me. That shit is cardio

@Patton001

3 жыл бұрын

You mean a 10sec plank

@littlerockwolf4833

3 жыл бұрын

@@Patton001 lol

@debopriyadutta3736

3 жыл бұрын

@@Patton001 Lmao

@pennypincher7383

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!

@jonathananderson7990

3 жыл бұрын

Fr, that shit is hard asf. After 15 minutes my arms, generally strong asf, start to shake a little. Then they hit you with the...”are you ok?” “Yeah let’s just switch positions”. In my head I’m thinking, you plank while trying to make out and pump your hips it’s impossible!

Her palms are sweaty Knees weak arms are heavy There's vomit on his shaker already Whey spaghetti

@romandashkevich9780

3 жыл бұрын

DOM

@romandashkevich9780

3 жыл бұрын

MAZZETTI

@elijahshansonga8953

3 жыл бұрын

You only get one shot Do not miss your chance to blow It's opportunity comes once in a lifetime

@Devilsnowballs

3 жыл бұрын

@@romandashkevich9780 l2

@Ravenex2

3 жыл бұрын

lol

My theory is it was all a elaborate scene to get her to do cardio and he wasn’t a idiot

@ElenaGabrielle

3 жыл бұрын

mind. blown. 🤯

@ethanhopper432

3 жыл бұрын

He really did care about her health

@malumachado4561

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@joshblahnamehere2308

2 жыл бұрын

my what a plot twist

@darnellsmith363

2 жыл бұрын

Dayum

A guy who works out that much is going to be correcting everyone's form. It's not the patriarchy lmao. Guys do it for other guys all the time.

@MehdiGlz

2 жыл бұрын

I'd actually like it if more people would correct form. Even some trainers just don't care when they see new members working out with a form that's just waiting for a disc to pop or their shoulders to snap

@ViltrumiteIsRite99

2 жыл бұрын

See, even if your advice/knowledge is100% logical/practical, telling a women they’re wrong in some way is a misogynistic attack, before even considering it’s actual validity. Smh People should lose the ego, listen, & learn.

@esmee6308

2 жыл бұрын

Women do it as well, I honestly love it when we're all helping each other out and train hard but safe.

@officixlprez1754

2 жыл бұрын

ive been lifting for a fatty minute, but imo, people dont want your advice unless they explicitly ask for it. i kinda feel condescending, even if i see someone doing something completely ridiculous. if they wanted correction or help, theyd ask

@marcoechavarria7274

2 жыл бұрын

It’s 50/50 man. Some people would like the help & appreciate it, others wanna be left alone

That protein shake being “organic” flew over the audiences head.

@AnkitYadav-td6mg

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@WheelsRCool

3 жыл бұрын

What did the "organic" mean? Sorry I am stupid.

@Ayyar13Sid

3 жыл бұрын

@@WheelsRCool See Whey protein is made from cow milk. And nowadays cows are being injected by a lot of synthetic substances. Now those synthetic substances harm tje cows body including its milk. So When it is organic it means that the cow has not been injected with any synthetic substances. The cow is grass fed and is healthy. Which also effects the milk it produces and obviously healthy whey will be coming from that cow. It is basically one of the problems existing in the supplement industry which keeps us consumers worried. So if a protein is organic it basically means that cow has not been injected with any synthetic substance. Lastly you are not STUPID. YOU ARE JUST UNAWARE. Which is fine This confusion was with me as well when I started weight training.

@pareshlalta792

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ayyar13Sid i don't think that's what she meant with organic protein, i think she wanted his organic protein shake he was making between his legs

@edwinirawan6004

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ayyar13Sid wtf?

That wasn't just a standup comedy, it was a complete performance. Intelligent storytelling as well as hilarious at the same time. It's hard to take eyes off you. Amazing.

That organic protein shake line went clean over their heads 😂

@stephenjemyers

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly I needed you to explain . As I missed it too

@greenreaper3633

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenjemyers cumshots!😛

@ElectricBikeReview

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenjemyers organic protein shake in this context is a euphemism for semen.

@KoToCoNDoR

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenjemyers semen bro

@dmoon7348

Жыл бұрын

Shot over their head 💦 😄

“Without alcohol, you wouldn’t have a population” that ain’t just Norway sis, it’s the whole of Europe

@fenecofeneco19

3 жыл бұрын

Southern Europe is losing population because they don't drink that much or because of misogyny ?

@kronickintrovert

3 жыл бұрын

this brings a whole new meaning to the saying "beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder".......................

@sksaddrakk5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@fenecofeneco19 I think it is rather to do that the economy is in the gutter... a lot of Italian Singles live with their parents because they simply cannot afford to rent/buy a place on their own... now try dating when both partners live with mom/dad... plus if you can hardly support yourself a twenty-plus year financial commitment is quite steep...

@elibrown9770

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes bragging about alcohol consumption, I remember 8th grade.

@sorrowandsufferin924

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but Norway is cold, too...

I don't know if the audience didn't get this joke, but I laughed "You wanna come back to my place for protein shake?" "Definitely euphemism, probably organic, right?"

@editsrus3004

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same!!!!!

@shresthapatir6495

3 жыл бұрын

Damn they missed it😂

@jamesscott3816

3 жыл бұрын

I got it😂😂😂

@w3lcom39

3 жыл бұрын

I get it now lmao.

@danielwhyatt3278

3 жыл бұрын

OMG😂🤣

Nothing is funnier than a completely honest woman who finds life funny!!

Can I just say that as a guy, I felt surprisingly humbled by her comedic act? I never thought of love making as quirky and adorable and for the first time I got to see what some women have to compromise / deal with as well. Was definitely smiling all the way through this xD. You have a new fan in me, Elena!! ❤️

So feminism and patriarchy lectures are for guys who are not attractive? 🤣

@hehsuna4889

3 жыл бұрын

No, they are for guys who there is a chance you could win a fight with

@genesisrodriguez3051

3 жыл бұрын

Lol just take a joke

@blitzofwar5435

3 жыл бұрын

Basically, yes, you would be surprised what you could get away with if women find you hot.

@262ivanh

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@262ivanh

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking g

As a woman it's hard to find a female comedian who tells it like it is AND is funny. She is one who does both. Love her!

@ElenaGabrielle

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!! 🥳

@G3NK5T42

2 жыл бұрын

True story! I'm still looking.

@booishoois309

2 жыл бұрын

True most of them are disgusting, but this was actually funny.

@philomena_def-not-malcolm

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, definitely! I was laughing my head off and she felt so confident yet relatable on the topic. Nice discovery on YT today.

@rougebeast5253

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 💯%

“What am I doing with my life at 3am in the morning” Me watching this at 3am: 👁👄👁

@Z28Power95

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me look at the time....What does going through the comment section after seeing the video at 3 AM mean for my life? Glad I'm not alone...cheers! ^_^

@jadendiaz3615

2 жыл бұрын

OMG Same I basically don't know anything at this point to explain how I ended up watching this late in the night.

@navyal7237

2 жыл бұрын

Yo same lol

I'm 11 months late to the party, but I swear...Ali's specials are literally, perfect. To breakdown and freely share that emotion and then bring the crowd back with the speedo cook comment. Perfect timing all the way throughout! My dude can't miss!!

Thats Volkswagen joke had me dead omg! Hilarious

@joeyscorr

3 жыл бұрын

Fam🤣🤣🤣

@solus8685

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl that ad hits differently

@titto2602

3 жыл бұрын

It was good

@squamish4244

3 жыл бұрын

"Essen mein sheiza"

@toniadvanced7726

2 жыл бұрын

Jokes about our glorious Volkswagen are not funny. This woman is not funny. Jokes are also not funny. I have to go to work now at the Volkswagen Fabrik in Wolfsburg.

Why is no one talking about how her "dumb" voice automatically transitions to an American accent

@ElenaGabrielle

3 жыл бұрын

Because the guy was American :)

@tiptap1600

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElenaGabrielle Mic drop!

@shehryarsikandar9009

3 жыл бұрын

Coincidence? I think not

@setaside2

3 жыл бұрын

Nevermind the fact that Americans earn that accent every. Single. Day.

@nattiemagic2104

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's actually quite common for Australians to use American accents when pretending to be dumb...

she's funny but i just could not stop looking at her shoes, like damn

@cocobijan3479

3 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous right, me too!

@crussteasock4047

3 жыл бұрын

Oooh look 💎 shinyyy, oooh! Pretty!

I just burst out laughing throughout! THANK YOU for brightening my day! You are phenomenal and I am glad to stumble upon this🤣

The stress of being the one to have to choose the sex playlist is so fucking real.

@sbIvanov

3 жыл бұрын

Just choose the speed of the EDM depending on what you are looking for :)

@devinwhite5064

3 жыл бұрын

I guess im fortunate enough to not have to worry about that. How would the John Wick playlist work out of curiosity. The club scene specifically in the first film?

@lililagafeuse

3 жыл бұрын

L'impératrice Sonate Pacifique. You are my high demon Let it happen Tame impala Childish Gambino Redbone

@fyngolnoldor4891

3 жыл бұрын

You have to respect that for a self-proclaimed dumb guy the dude played to his strengths: "you choose I go naked in shower!"

@zaka194

3 жыл бұрын

@@lililagafeuse Thank youu, I'll also add Quincy Jones - Summer In The City Sade - Paradise Jessie Ware - In Your Eyes Simply Red - Sunrise

"U wanna come back to my place for some protein shakes ?" IM DED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@snapcracklefizzle9954

3 жыл бұрын

thats honestly the best one liner of all time lol

@triplemoyagames4195

3 жыл бұрын

ay that's a vibe

@railander

3 жыл бұрын

imma try this one now

@hoffmannxd

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm definitely using this one with my gf in the first opportunity I got

@Ravenex2

3 жыл бұрын

I would've been serious with it lol.

This entire set had me howling with laughter. Very funny.

I just found you today in KZread, i enjoyed every bit of your performance and i got a lot inspired from you of how one can actually be very open, and free while performing their art , without fearing judgements! Thank you so much ❤️

It's near impossible to comfortably ride a buff guy. The width of my hips can't compete with years of weekly leg days.

@thecaseylwest

3 жыл бұрын

I’m fucking rolling 🤣😂🤣😂

@andreagayle7510

3 жыл бұрын

So true 😂

@broadbandtogod

3 жыл бұрын

Flex his legs 45` and turn around x) Ride away

@arunkhanna2496

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@blitzofwar5435

3 жыл бұрын

That's just gnarly

Date someone on your fitness level - honestly best advice out there! Thanks for making us laugh Elena 💜 you make things better for us 😂

@akiinefaexperiencinglife

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💯

@YogawithAliBeale

3 жыл бұрын

So true!!!

@matineyang

3 жыл бұрын

Most people do. We all try not to trade down.

@quietstorm6553

2 жыл бұрын

Finally a routine with a valuable lesson at the end.

@paddington1670

2 жыл бұрын

You know actively trying to be healthy and work out is attractive itself, if youre a chunky buzzard dont worry about it if youre trying.

Not only was this funny for the ladies it was also hilariously insightful for us guys 😄👍 Keep doing what you're doing Girl!

Judging by my experience and the comment section, this woman hit on some truth and made it funny. This is the kind of comedy that will stand the test of time. Kudos.

“Like a moth to a fuck boi flame”😂😂😂😂😂 I’M ROLLING!

@dixie0625

2 жыл бұрын

A mesmerizing glow to be sure... followed by a burn that can only be treated by the magic of penicillin😅

I have to confess that I laughed and learned too.

@lorenzopozzan8213

3 жыл бұрын

Me too bro, me too

@anupamjoshi7231

3 жыл бұрын

Me too brother

@komradson7357

3 жыл бұрын

Same! She's so funny🤣

@aliberry2964

3 жыл бұрын

I’m with ya 🤣

@majajuric4660

3 жыл бұрын

I stopped eating carbs and i'm so scared now

Holy crap this session was fun to listen too! You’re brilliant lady!

Saw your show live long time ago laughed my ass off 😂😂😭keep it up girl👏👍💪💪

I bet all the men in the audience are just smiling and all the women laughing

@lomicwind

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you think so ?

@EAGLINWRX

3 жыл бұрын

@@lomicwind because as a guy that’s what I did the entire time

@dregrant8262

3 жыл бұрын

@@EAGLINWRX exactly 😂

@briandemesi

3 жыл бұрын

Damn am not alone in this... I was just smiling 😃🤣🤣

@ArmandoGarciaJr.

3 жыл бұрын

The punchline at the end was funny asf tho 😂😂

She knows how to wear a pair of jeans.

@honeyartstudios

3 жыл бұрын

Right?! I’m fascinated and I don’t understand why lol

@Rhekon

3 жыл бұрын

@@honeyartstudios it's cuz she's thicc.

@WCGwkf

3 жыл бұрын

I know how to put on pants too

@seftonharrison3993

3 жыл бұрын

You just put your legs in its not thathard

@kushalnitnaware

3 жыл бұрын

@@seftonharrison3993 for some people it is

She's so cute and honest, us men love it when women are finally honest about how dating and sex really is. No exaggeration or bashing just their honest point of view

I love her comedy. Cracks me the fuck up EVERYTIME! 🤣🤣🤣

This has more educational material than 20 years of life experience.

She is quickly becoming my favorite comedian. The accent sells it...

@bachopinbee5991

3 жыл бұрын

And her delivery too

@robin31165

3 жыл бұрын

But what is her name, I can’t find anywhere anywhere? Sorry if that sounds dumb 🤦🏻‍♀️

@lsls237

3 жыл бұрын

@@robin31165 are you dumb? Just look at the name of the channel

@biggin9077

3 жыл бұрын

What accent?

@Ryan-tw6ch

3 жыл бұрын

Is she from the land down under?

Choosing music for sexy time is literally the underrated stressful thing out there 💯

@tromboner6061

2 жыл бұрын

underrated or stressful? like is it great or not

Wow! Its been ages since I've found a comedian who's funny, likable and a great storyteller! Love this video :)

@ElenaGabrielle

3 жыл бұрын

Yay! Thank you!

Normally when I watch these stand-up bits, I figure the story is mostly made up with some elements of truth. However, when she said he has a 'beast mode' playlist on his premium Spotify, I knew it was a real story, haha, because I listen to that exact playlist when I work out. Great set, haha!

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking same.

@GuinessOriginal

2 жыл бұрын

What’s in the playlist?

@cadenschacht5660

2 жыл бұрын

My Playlist is titled "Pr pushing" lol

@sipsimies1588

2 жыл бұрын

Dude any real gym goer has their own gym playlist

@Jay-pe4gx

2 жыл бұрын

same😭😭 that part made me realize she was being honest...

I love it when I discover a comedian I didn't know then go down the rabbit hole 😂 Subscribed!

@nternetrat

2 жыл бұрын

SAME HAHA

@KadeemJames

Жыл бұрын

Facts 😂

I haven’t actually laughed that much from a stand up in a long time. You are fucking hilarious and not “just for a woman”, you are an amazing comedian....period 😉😂

I started going to the gym and this routine is in my head nearly every time.

"You wanna go back to my place for some protein shake?" ... How did that pickup line work, lol. He had game though, haha.

@silimarina.

3 жыл бұрын

When you're hot, you don't need a good pickup line

@cyberdelicxp9125

Жыл бұрын

Muscles

Elena always doing stand-up in stilettos like the absolute mad woman she is 🥰

Absolutely outstanding performance!

This was actually funny. You have a good sense of humor and story telling.😇

This whole set is hilarious. All these stories exactly describe the awkwardness of sex perfectly. I could relate to all this shit she was saying. Very funny.

Morale of the story: Date someone on your fitness level. 😂

@seagecko

2 жыл бұрын

*moral. Sorry. Morale is what you build ...

Fuck this was hilarious. 😂🤣 Brilliant story! Funny enough when you mentioned Spotify. I said I bet it’s Loose yourself. Just randomly the first song that popped into my head. Near the end it was LMAO!

I love her truthfulness,she goes hard as hell!!!

that lose yourself part killed me 😂 istg

@glowbirdsongs2120

3 жыл бұрын

I started crying and my mom was like wtf are you laughing at... How was I supposed to explain Elena😅

No cap. When she sang "Let It Go", it sounded well

Imagine the awkwardness when watching with your sister,mum and wife but ended laughing our asses off in the end 😂😂😂

Minimal effort, maximum gain 🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious. Thank you for that. Great storytelling, well-timed punchlines!

"Date someone with ur fitness level" *omg* 😂😂😂😂😂

@coyotestylepro1150

3 жыл бұрын

YUP 😎. That minimal effort shit gets old QUICK! 😆

@vijayiyer4987

3 жыл бұрын

Very true :)

@juicylucy6488

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha not me !! I’m hot but I’m unfit, I need someone fitter then me, always go for someone fitter hahaha, I can suck a good dick and cook a good feed but I wish I was a little fitter 😇🥰

@CapnKrunk123

3 жыл бұрын

@@juicylucy6488 sounds like your lazy when it comes to exercise

@matineyang

3 жыл бұрын

Most people do. Who wants to trade down?

LMAOOO the German commercials got me dead !! 😂😂😂😂

Oh man, this lady is so funny. I love her!

*This* is the level of confidence I wish to have one day...

Ultimately this is the best ted-talk , gym motivational podcast I've ever listened to, learned a lot personally as a guy and literally you're the only female comic whose jokes about sex are funny, others are just fucking cringe

I think this is my favorite story by far! You fucking KILLED ME with eminem. If this were mortal kombat, that was a fucking fatality. I love your sense of humour

@ElenaGabrielle

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually my favourite as well, loved telling this story onstage, it was released on our online special last year and now I was finally able to post it

@gabriellareyes376

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElenaGabrielle I'm going to have to look more into that! I've been trying to find more videos of you and blake 👀😁

Oh my gosh she’s hilarious & on point!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤩😎😍🤪

What an amazing and wonderful performance . Everything was on point perfect, a real professional comedian.... waooo.... I love it. Thank you.

Your boss is like, "we got and flow chart" and you're like, "I got one right here". 💀💀💀💀💀💀

@crussteasock4047

3 жыл бұрын

And?

Honestly I could not stop staring at how amazing she’s looks in those jeans🔥👀

@chasep4558

3 жыл бұрын

Agree. Nothing better than a nice pair of tight Jean's

@d1rtyr3d18

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@victoriasketcher9495

3 жыл бұрын

I know! She rocks the tight jeans and heel power combo like a queen 👑

@omarmontes9380

3 жыл бұрын

I taught they were spray on

@brianbyrd8178

3 жыл бұрын

Jeans and heels are the best. So sexy.

You're Funny AF!!! I really appreciate what you all do!

Wow this was savage, epic! What a energy in this performance! And also perfectly understandable even for someone like me who's not english. Loved it! You have a new subscriber

I literally stopped watching another comedian midway when I saw this woman had a new video. Love Elena, she is hilarious.

She has the cutest accent!

Bloody hilarious me and my partner were, crying with laughter great comedy

Get it Goldie Locks!! I’m married and had a shitty day. I needed every bit of this story! All of my joy is vicarious

The video is over and I'm still laughing , WOW great stuff🤣🤣🤣

I don't no why this video was suggested to me but I'm loving it. 😂😂😂

@SUPERGASMAN-TXMXUSA

3 жыл бұрын

Algorithms. I think I got this because I sometimes watch videos on nutrition, gym and exercise.

@YogawithAliBeale

3 жыл бұрын

Same! I watch stand up and all things nutrition and fitness. I'm not complaining. 😂

That was a solid skit! I would have brought up you and those jokes time and again bc they were smooth and rightfully funny. thanks

This took me from mildly amused to pretty much dying with laughter by thee end. Gotta get myself down to one of your shows!

This was really funnyy 😂 binge watching your videos atm

This girl needs more recognition !!! Whenever u perform, it's always laughing and learning 😂😂 XOXO ❤️❤️

Who says women can't do stand up? This one was one of the best I've seen, and I've seen a lot.

okay... but i just to emphasize how beautiful her singing voice... WE NEED FULL VERSION OF LET IT GO, MA'AM

Finally....some true goddamn honesty with good comedic sense besides. I like her.😁

@lsporter88

3 жыл бұрын

And she's cute.🙃😘

OMG how am I finding this channel RN? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I love her!

Lmao she's amazing. Laughed my ass off. The flowchart joke was 😂👌

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣This is absolutely hilarious. Thank you Elena

That was fuckiinn hilarious 😂😂😂😂 shes great....like her confidence.❤️👍

Oh my god that was hilarious. She is awesome.

Mannn your jokes are so hilarious😂😂😂😂 absolutely loved 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Girl where have you been all my life! Totally relatable and funny AF🤣😂

On behalf of the council, I thank this women for this valuable knowledge and insight.

its so refreshing to see an authentic women talk and joke and educate us men.

Actually uncomfortably and genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏💙 subscribed

Dating someone on your fitness level is definitely real advice. Don't try be someone you're not. Not to say don't aspire to be more fit, just don't pretend.

Now, you're funny. Because you made it relatable . And your mind is quick to capture the crowd atmosphere. Helps to be Australian maybe. 😂

Bro her confidence is unreal, much respect

First time listening to her . I’m a big time comedy fan . hilarious definitely checking some more of her videos !

"Without alcohol, you wouldn't have a population?" *visible confusion

@MagmaSevenChannel

3 жыл бұрын

She's In Oslo and she's practically mocking the viking alcohol culture (Scandinavian Alcohol culture)

@x0myspace0x

3 жыл бұрын

Scandinavians are more shy and alcohol is probably the #1 reason why people get together.

@Shinkajo

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Sweden and Norway has the hottest women on the planet. I think it wouldn't be a problem. The UK on the other hand...

@MrSoloDolo20100

3 жыл бұрын

The confusion comes from you putting a question mark on a sentence that wasn’t a question.

@crussteasock4047

3 жыл бұрын

Why'd u phrase that as a question?

"Bad 70's disco" that's what got me 😆 🤣 subscribed!

Amazing. Had a good laugh out of this. Thank you

Lol she is the best female comedian I've ever seen keeps it 💯

This has to be the most entertaining comedy by far! Great sense of humor! Oh man, this is awesome! 😊🥳🙌🏻