“We’re not here to play games. We’re here to delay death.” 🤣

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

"Come back with a doctor's note." 😂💀

@bunnydimples1283

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

That basketball joke was everything!!! I wanted more 😭

sheng wang is a gem

As I was literally cleaning my blender from a very healthy smoothie. 😂😂😂

Never heard of Sheng Wang, but his voice alone makes me laugh lol .. he's so chill 😂

@Campzzyzx

Жыл бұрын

Now go watch a set of Mitch Hedberg.

@taundra52

Жыл бұрын

@@Campzzyzx gonna go look now

@mewhzy1501

Жыл бұрын

Wow, frfr.🤣 his voice reminds me so much of ricky velez. Ricky has a Hilarious stand up called 'heres everything'😂👍

@donnalo51

Жыл бұрын

Cadence of Mitch Hedberg RIP

@lhj276

Жыл бұрын

I was just going to say that. He totally ripped off Mitch. Oh well. Mitch isn't able to do his voice. RIP

"Turn over...giggle time" Got me.

2:35 Now I can't stop looking at Will. Will Moraski

That bra joke was madd funny Her facial expression was the truth💯

I don't like collective enthusiasm.. That's one of the best sentences I've ever heard. 😅

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

Neither do I but for some stupid reason I decided to be a cheerleader in high school. Absolutely the worst decision of my life. 😂

@michah7214

Жыл бұрын

@@-norsecode- lol, I wanted to be but I was too clumsy and couldn't yell. Now I'm glad it didn't work out.

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

@@michah7214 My super powers are yelling and clumsiness😅. No joke I ate the gym floor during my try out. I came in too hot with some flips, but I got back up, kept it moving, didn't skip a beat and became co-captain!

@michah7214

Жыл бұрын

@@-norsecode- that's awesome!

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

@@michah7214 My face hitting the floor wasn't awesome 😅😅😅😂😂

Everyone turn to your right and say "get it girl" to the back of their head.

@designermom3boys

Жыл бұрын

🤣OMG, this comment almost made me spit my drink.

"Just tell ppl you used to weigh 300 lbs" 🤣🤣🤣 I do this with my age. If you tell ppl you are older, you always getting complimented for looking good for your age. 😀 Its awesome. And a lie. 🤣

@carabiner7999

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@-norsecode-

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@lukemehalick370

Жыл бұрын

I used to be 8 thousand pounds, but now I got abs. There's one lie & one truth in there. You can decide.

@sannaryles

Жыл бұрын

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@Mushroom321-

7 ай бұрын

😅😅

"is it safe to eat again" that's hilarious

Janelle James and Hasan Minhaj are always a good time 😂

@ryanpulliam8987

Жыл бұрын

Hasan is hilarious! I miss his show he did I'm sad it was cancelled before I discovered it

@linzeeb4

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanpulliam8987 yeah Patriot Act was so good and quite popular. Netflix fumbled that.

Im going to bed tonight thinking of Will too 😍

Sebastian Maniscalco will always be my favorite comedian

“How dare you show people what we could look like.” 😅

We're not here to play games, we're here to delay death 🤣🤣🤣🤣. As someone who feels like a beat up pinto every time I go to the Dr this hit different 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shymcg

Жыл бұрын

“Come back with a Dr’s note” 😂

@kelechi321

10 ай бұрын

Who was that comedian...I want more He killed it

Watched this right before heading to the gym 😅

“ I like to be bothered” 😂😩

I love the fact that you could basically turn the audio off with Sebastian Maniscalco and still crack up.

…”because we’re all gonna die” lol sad but true 🤣🤣🤣

Sheng wang Netflix special was fire

"Cuz that's what makes me happy. I like to be bothered." I feel seen. 👀

I don’t call it quitting, I call it doing something else.

That pink dress looks like something that Sailor Moon would wear during her quarter life crisis

I use and clean a blender all the time. Chocolate milkshakes cure depression. For five minutes.

We not here to play games, we here to *DELAY* death... 😂😂😂

Sheng, Nate; I would recommend those specials.👌.

Whoa. Sheng Wang giving major Mitch Hedberg vibes.

@jaydesparx9651

Жыл бұрын

Thats what I came here to say!

The jokes about running on the treadmill did me in😂😂😂. That really happens.

"Why can't you just do you?" "Cuz thats what i do, i like to be bothered" haha

The bra joke was killer

I saw Ava and have to click. Have to say she's a lot tamer in real life LOL

I love when the audience cracks you guys up!! Thanks for the smiles!

A man saying giggle or giggling makes me laugh hard 😂😂😂

"crying cause the outside smells like the past" is so me lmfaooo

Oh my, the pink frock. 😂

Joe List is the best

Nate gets me every time

As someone who use to make smoothies everyday.. (no longer do) I appreciate this joke 5:04 . Lol!

Pink dress, Her delivery is funny😅

I wanna die with a bagel I my hand. #deathgoals

Wow! Sheng Wang = Asian Mitch Hedberg 😳

I love these jokes 😂

Rachel Feinstein so underrated

Kevin Hart gym story from his first standup would have been much more appropriate for this compilation plus it was also funnier.

@tamararyals8653

Жыл бұрын

And she took his joke and added a few words

Great bit😂

So good! Thanks

These were all so good , so many legends on here

Who is the dude in Yellow...that set was funny I want more

@breathej.4872

8 ай бұрын

His name is Sheng Wang.

I was waiting for Richard Pryor's clip

Omg...the blender is such a pain...she hit on the head..

In addition to that first one, just finishing a good jog

I like that he didn't swear at all

Nice ❤

Sabastian came on & I smashed like 😂

Sheng Wang and Hasan are the funniest. Hahahahah

Curls make your biceps scream

Kevin Hart is the most famous but least funny out the bunch

It really is . First line

Wow the second comedian was amazing😍 Who is he?

Sheng wang looks like Neil from the young ones! 🤣🤪

You can tell which comics are the newest because they are the ones talking the fastest lol. Andrew Santino for example sounded like he was on speed, the audience was being prevented from laughing so that they could catch what all he was saying, resulting in and oddly quiet audience despite the use of good jobs, further worsening Andrew’s possible stress and insecurity, which in turn is obviously cause reflecting in his behavior by talking EVEN FASTERRR!!!

We are here to delay death...😂😂😂😂

😂

imagine being in a plank when the bomb hits - me as I explain to NYSC why I need to cancel my membership

I didn't know Janelle did comedy

Hiking is exercise

Each shit diet, feel like shit day to day. Eat clean and exercise, feel better day to day. It's not about "we are all gonna die anyways" it's how we feel daily along that path

What was the First Lady comedian’s name?

4:11 Kevin Hart told the same joke, didn't he?

Hey Netflix. Advice: put a kevin hart, bill burr, or manco clip in every mashup. Even the unpalatable sets won’t sink the crappier videos you may post.

i was literally just thinking about this ai is getting really real

Is Catherine Cohen the real life Alexis Rose?

"The Wangsta"

This is if Kristen Stewart like split into two people 😂

Beth Stelling looks like a white Tisha Campbell

@juicymiss87

Жыл бұрын

If someone they were half sisters I would totally believe it 😂😩

@rtierra

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

4:11 Who did this joke before? Kevin hart?

@ColocasiaCorm

Жыл бұрын

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Kevin Hart is way too long and funny😅

Right when I was eating cheetos

The nip slips....lip slips....I love group exercises

Used to weigh 300 pounds

Lol, A CamelBack....

It’s sad where K hart is with comedy 😢

Taudodpqdas

good jokes obviously but if I may, on a buzzkilling😅, serious note, exercising in groups in NOT disgusting. Oh sure oh sure, yes, there may always be that “one guy” or “one girl” who unneccesarily draws attention to theirself. But also, exercising in groups is always a popular thing because the idea is everyone motivates each other to do better and to work out harder.

Ok.

What's up with the blue jacket guy just now discovering Camelbacks?

4:16 this jokes seems stolen from Kevin's act

Sheng Wang just ripping off Mitch Hedberg's whole persona... holy sheet

@gilboman

Жыл бұрын

but with jokes relevant to current gen and great material... A+

4;56. Did her parents pay someone to give her a special? She reminds me of the snotty resident I had to work with who had a rich mom and scammed the system to get affordable housing by claiming she was low income (she’s a doctor). This doesn’t seem right. Just to be clear, I’m a woman and most of my favorite comedians are women. But this woman seems like a nepo baby who got a special because her mom owns Netflix. How? I’m funnier accidentally . She’s basically making fun of people who work hard and earn things. I don’t think she’s being ironic like Natasha Leggero either (Natasha didn’t grow up rich and is funny).

@JDMimeTHEFIRST

Жыл бұрын

I also don’t understand why people are so into Nate Bergatze. His act is like 90% of stuff I heard 10 years ago. Sorry, not trying to insult, but I’m trying to understand why neurotypicals like things that make them feel safe but aren’t actually funny. The rest of these guys/gals are great. I like most comedians. But once in a while, some people who are popular but not funny sneak in just on popularity which explodes my neurodivergent brain. People who don’t actually have to eat their way just astound me.

Kevin Hart wow :) backward puncher lol

That girl in the pink dress totally recycled her opening jokes that have been around for ages. Like almost word for word. Sad.

how the hell was kevin hart the least funny comedian in this video lol

This chick in the pink dress is not a comedian.

@tamply3

Жыл бұрын

None of these are

@Nu_Merick

Жыл бұрын

Yea most of these aren't funny bc how inaccurate they are🤣

@eveelliot4968

Жыл бұрын

She's doing a Jim Gaffigan bit

Damn, that Asian man ripped off Mitch headburg. Now, that’s offensive!

Don’t be with a man that doesn’t allow u to east

pink dress girl was painfully unfunny

Kevin Hart use to be funny. What happened

Dude is straight ripping off Mitch hedberg