"No, You are not made of box! I'm surprised You had to ask!".. 😂😂😂

@mdshoponislam8971

Жыл бұрын

My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

@nipunikalnu8645

Жыл бұрын

​@@mdshoponislam8971dude you okay?

@cazdrexler555

10 ай бұрын

Dave Chappelle was right

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

@@nipunikalnu8645 It's a bot..

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

@@cazdrexler555 He is right In many things..

“We asked kids to do school on the same device they play Minecraft” As an elder gen z that graduated 2020 in the thick of Covid; he’s got a point

@schroederscurrentevents3844

Жыл бұрын

Bruh my worst grades ever from that year. I was a freshman. Now applying to college with my GPA three points lower than my average.

@Sawyernilsson

Жыл бұрын

I did in fact play minecraft while zooming. Not proud

@WSUFan2017

Жыл бұрын

As a teacher that developed deep depression because my school gave all the students iPads and I couldn't get my students to do anything, yeah. That tracks.

@user-zq6ks8wi1b

7 ай бұрын

ELDER GEN Z 😂😭

I’m the teacher that loses her sh*t at least twice a month 😂 I have never uttered the words “for crying out loud” until I started teaching lol

@sabrinapitt1466

Жыл бұрын

mine is, "what on earth!?!"

@msk3905

Жыл бұрын

Ha my wife is a teacher who actually cares and loses it once a year on a kid, i laugh my a off while she feels bad i guess the equivalent of the nuns hitting or throwing things at us

@candezsimmons2001

Жыл бұрын

Twice a month? Twice a week for me

@keving8006

Жыл бұрын

You HAD never uttered those words. In the present tense, you used HAVE never (past tense) for something you're now doing (present tense). Sorry, teach! I couldn't help myself. Just kidding. I've had some serious grammar Nazis for teachers over the years! 🙂 I really appreciate all that our teachers do. You aren't paid enough!

@brandybaker3280

Жыл бұрын

@@keving8006 You’re all good! I was a bit intoxicated when I typed that. 😂Good catch! ☺️

11:23 after having my 3 kids at home during the pandemic, I learned that teachers deserve more than they get, more money and more respect for having to deal with our kids EVERYDAY. Thank you teacher for your great job. 👏 👏 👏

@Skrillon

11 ай бұрын

How did you have three kids in a year?

@raychristy5027

10 ай бұрын

​@@Skrillonlol

@csnide6702

10 ай бұрын

🐂💩.... Teachers are a part time job .... at BEST. Notice during the pandemic there was ZERO accountability in whether the kids actually did the required work-- they just kicked everyone upstairs to the next grade... can't disrupt that train upward and out.

@leaaugusta9924

8 ай бұрын

I heard a lot of parents say the same and find it so unbelievably sad that no one noticed sooner

@laurasosnow7507

8 ай бұрын

No one gave an eff about what we actually thought and felt - they had to experience it for themselves to care.

My wife is an elementary school teacher. She had a student push her buttons so bad one day, she said a bad word. She told him to take his happy little a$$ to the office. So, she also had to go to the office and tell the principal what she did. During the meeting with the kids mother, they explained what my wife did and the kid did that drove it. The mom wasn't mad at all at my wife. She said that he had it coming.

@ChiCityLady

11 ай бұрын

That's a good parent.

@elizabethking-villar1983

9 ай бұрын

That mom gets it

@mesister3862

2 ай бұрын

Parent knows what buttons her kid can punch! 😂😅

Sounds like Chris Tuckers principal was Eddie Murphy

@itsMe..GaryLee

Жыл бұрын

Ha! I thought the same thing!

@steven2183

Жыл бұрын

I was literally typing the same thing when I saw your comment....

@mitrolltv

Жыл бұрын

Yup, that was my thought too!

@jmo53214.

Жыл бұрын

KMSL same thought 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️😂😆😂

@mitrolltv

Жыл бұрын

#greatminds

As a teacher I can feel some of these teachers’ pain. But I can also laugh because what else can you do? You have your good days and your bad days. But you love when you see your kids succeed and are proud of themselves. Their smiles always make me smile.

I am a substitute teacher. Last time I was subbing for Math. And one of the students kept talking loudly, while I tried to take attendance. I kept asking them to quiet down. He didn't listen. I ended up raising my voice, but he didn't care. Moments later, I found out he did not speak English. Hmm, they can still quiet down during attendance, can't they? Anyway, for my next class period, they were also talking a lot, so I calmly said, "Hey guys I know you guys like to talk, but at least for attendance, let me take attendance quietly". It worked like magic. That was on a good day. In other schools, I have had students swearing, getting into fights, calling campus security, etc.

Hannah was so funny... I was crying from laughing too hard all throughout her piece😂😂

The one about prepositions was hilarious

If you call my momma then you will have to pay the phone bill 😂😂😂❤

The box bit 😂😂😂😂😂 thank you so much

Lol, when I was a little kid living the hillfolk life back in Maine in the early 60's, riding inside tires down hills was the greatest fun.

binge watching comedy before going to sleep gives me happy dreams. 😆

When I had a fight with my teacher, the next day the principal called me out in front of all the students as he was about to announce my one week suspension. He said "I'm suspending you for giving your teacher a very big blow" everyone started laughing.

My breaking point as a teacher, as in Mo's story, was when, for the third time in the same lesson, I had to stop a fourteen-year-old from walking around the classroom and holding up a ruler to people's groins as if it was a penis. I realized then and there that working with kids was going to make me miserable for the rest of my life, and quit soon after.

@rachelmcdonough1506

Жыл бұрын

Damn that was your breaking point? That would be an innocuous day for me 😂.

@Jennifer-nz2ss

9 ай бұрын

Congratulations you were the smart one!

@meganbaker9116

7 ай бұрын

I work with kids and really enjoy it, but then, I don’t make them do boring, brain-dead activities, and I don’t trap them indoors all day. It’s not the kids. It’s the context.

As a teacher… I approve 🤣🤣🤣

@MrCTruck

Жыл бұрын

Check out Liz blanc, she’s hilarious

Why when Hannah is telling her story all I'm picturing is the cartoon Bluey? Lmao. It must be a mom thing. But picturing it as bluey made it 100% more funnier to me hahahaha

@edgarjacksby1402

Жыл бұрын

Well they ARE both Australian.

“Whats yesterday?” 😂

The box joke murders me every time😂😅

Chris Tucker is literally telling you how little support teachers get from admin without even knowing it. Imagine a principal being sent kids acting up in class and all they do is hang out with the kid rather than redirect the behavior. Now imagine that being the NORM! It's not funny so much as it's very sad. That's why teachers are leaving.

@kanedaku

9 ай бұрын

Yes, of course. One story is evidence of teachers not having administrative backup of epic proportions. Have you heard the story of that teacher who slept with a student? ALL TEACHERS MUST BE PEDOPHILES!

@RedNiel100

8 ай бұрын

On the contrary, I believe schools would have a way healthier social enviroment if the staff having that kind of relationship with the students was the norm. Because kids are not machines that will follow every rule all the time, they are human beings that will benefit from a healthy, relaxed and mutually respectful relationship. I'm not saying there should never be consequences, but I am saying that just blurting out a joke during class, for example, should not get you sent to the principal's office. Being overly strict will only exhaust the teachers and make students obedient out of fear of shame, although that doesn't even work half the time.

As a new teacher this is hilarious 😂

@MrCTruck

Жыл бұрын

Check out Liz blanc, she’s hilarious

@Jennifer-nz2ss

9 ай бұрын

Get out while ya can!

that british dude at the end was hilarious..this applies to SA schools with British teachers as well

I see John Mulaney, I click.

I’m a teacher and I think about that Mulaney bit anytime I show a video 😂

Ms. Fortune is on the dot. All our playgrounds were lined with shredded tires!

The box joke was great

Loved Hannah's! Mostly because it strengthened my suspicion that I'm on the spectrum and it was nice to find a kindred spirit 😅

I never heard of Mo Gilligan. Is he popular in england or something? Im about to search for more of his standup! 😅

@MakhalanyaneMotaung

Жыл бұрын

He’s awesome. Incorporates music into his gigs too 😂

@diaryofode

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he is

I'm a high school teacher who asks my students consistently, "for the love of God what are you doing?!"

Kenny Sebastian is so underated !!!he is a great stand up comedian and music artist.

The puppet story almost killed me 😂😂😂

The box joke murders me every time

Chris Tucker's friendly principal reminded me of mine. Something happened, and I needed to tell her about a life and death emergency. I had never done that before, so I didnt handle it as well as I could have. I walked into the principal's office, right past the receptionist, and into the principal's office and shut the door and sat down in one of the guest chairs. Nobody has ever done that, and if she made a list of the most likely people to do it, I would not have been on the list. So I had her attention, because she knew whatever happened next was going to be the most interesting thing of the day, maybe month. "Can I help you?" (Slightly accusatorial, as I was an invader, but also genuinly curious) "Yeah. Andy just asked me to help him kill himself." About this time, the receptionist has come out from behind her desk, and opened the door to see what was going on. The principal dismissed her, "That's alright, thanks." Then turned to me, trying to be as serious as she could without being scary, "Are you serious?" Because "we" have performed jokes about as tasteless before, so not unreasonable to ask. "Yes." I said, with no hint of irony or levity. "OK, thanks, can you send the receptionist in?" And I left, telling the receptionist that the principal wanted to see her, the principal saying "close the door" as she entered. And I went back to class and didn't speak of it to anyone until I next saw Andy over a year later. Andy was a large boy. Held back multiple grades, not for smarts, but for behavior problems. People teased him for it. I was one of the few who treated him the same as I treat everyone else, so he considered me a friend. I was tiny. I entered high school at 4'10", and andy was taller than some teachers, and wider than all of them. He had come to me between classes and pulled me aside. We went to an empty room. He explained that he wanted to die, but if he dies by suicide, then his family wouldn't get insurance. So he was asking for help on suicide/accidents. I said, "well electrocutions are accidental, not suicides, and we are on the 3rd floor," and I walked to a window for effect, and threw it open. "But most of the area under the windows is grass, which would hurt and break things, but wouldnt be fatal. Also hard to make it look accidental. Let me think about it some and we'll talk after I think up some options.". I wanted him to have something to wait for, think about, so I didnt leave him suicidal next to an open wondow with hopes of being successful in his attempt. And that's when I went to thr principal's office. When he came back to school, I was worried he would be mad. He found me his first day back, and tried to apologize for putting me in that position, but failed the apology so bad he had to have been ordered to do it by a parent or therapist. But he did manage a genuine "thanks" for getting him back into the institution that day for help he needed. I was 14 or 15 at the time. The principal sent a kid to an institution off my word. But I'm sure they asked Andy first, and he would have admitted it. Nobody gave Andy a hard time about it, because only the teacher and me knew why he disappeared that day and wasnt back for a year. But once back, he was supposed to be more open, and he talked about it, so I had kids asking me about it from him, so figured it was no longer a secret I had to keep. All because the principal was trusting enough when a problem was reported to her from one of the students she knew of, but we had hardly exchanged more than a "hello" before that. It must have been early in the year. 35 years ago, that detail is gone from my memory.

@stevenwilson879

Жыл бұрын

Even though you didn't know, you saved a life. Be kind to yourself. You will do it again. Unbeknownst to you. Peace.

@csnide6702

10 ай бұрын

wow ... quite a position for a kid to be in .... good job !

@calisongbird

7 ай бұрын

You handled that AMAZINGLY well. That was some very quick thinking on your part!!! Good for you. I hope Andy is still around today and is doing OK...

@JocelynSteele13

7 ай бұрын

Because of you a family didn’t lose their kid! The world didn’t lose Andy! Thank you & your principal 🎉

Im willing to admit hannah gadsby is fkn hilarious. Every neuro atypical or queer ive introduced her to has had laughing fits while watching her specials.

12:07 hey that’s me! I’m one of my Spanish teacher’s “favorites” because I always get my work done on time and I guess I remind her of her younger self or something, but she trusts me with her life. Some of my guy friends sit at the table with me in Spanish and talk and goof off the whole time while I do all the group work (which I actually prefer I love working alone) and when they get yelled at to stop talking I defend them with the “they were talking about the work, I’m just writing everything because I have nice handwriting” and she almost always believes me! It’s nice being the class pet when you can use it to defend your goofball friends

Hannah talked about going from teachers pet to teachers nemesis. When I was in second grade, we had thr first parent conferences coming up. It was close to Halloween, so thr teacher ordered us to art. We were instructed to "draw a man with two orange heads." I have dysgraphia, so my drawings sucked. I couldn't physically draw a man with two heads. Best I could do was a man that looked normal, then a tumor on his shoulder. So I came up with something I could draw. I handed in a drawing of a man. A regular man. And in each hand, he held one orange Jack o'Lantern. I was proud of my man, with two orange heads. So the teacher dragged me to the principal's office and I was paddled for insubordination and disruptive behavior, or something like that. At the time, that was criminal assault and battery and child abuse. A law had been passed that required parentap notification of all corporate punishment. Withiut notification, it was treated like the rest of the penal code. When parent day came, I went in with mom, and tonthe classroom. The aelrt was up, and she couldn't find mine. So I told the story, though not nearly so eloquently, as I was just 7 years old. So she demanded the story from thr teacher, who told the story because she still didnt think she did anything wrong. So my mom stormed to the principal's office to scream at the principal, and explain the backstory, which he wasnt given at the time. Realizing he had done the wrong thing, he was much nicer after. But for most days between that and the end of the year, the teacher would lock me in a closet over lunch, and send me to the unlocked closet in class. She couldnt lock me in the class closet, because if anyone came in, she could call me back and ask if I found those pens she sent me to get. But unlocking the closet to get me would have given away the full story. But the supply closet I was locked in over lunch was never used, so nobody would check, so she felt comfortsble locking me in. Good thing there were no fires while I was there. I eas never the pet, but I went from "mostly ignored" to "nemesis" with a single drawing. John J Pershing Elementary. Dallas ISD.

Wow, this is a masterpiece. The scenes looking down the roads with the sun in your eyes is my favorite. Great work!

The quick joke at the start was perfect, like 🤯

I’m so happy, that I’m not the only one who had weird teachers, when I was younger!!!

Now I know what prepositions are

Not sure why Hannah Gadsby gets so much hate. Is she the greatest comic ever? No. But she’s still enjoyable and clearly a gifted writer.

@FemmeBaer

11 ай бұрын

The hate towards her is mostly misogynia, homophobia and the fact that she doesnt fit the norm of how women in the business should look like. It has nothing to do with her work. She could be the best ever, but there would still be hate.

@calisongbird

7 ай бұрын

@@FemmeBaer *misogyny *should look

As a teacher I appreciate this

To the mean acting teacher problem: One day, we asked my little sister (she was 8 at the time in 3rd grade) how school was. Her response: “Ouuhhhgg my German teacher is having marriage problems.” We asked how she knew about it: “She’s just so angry this week.”

I have dated about 4 teachers over the course of my life and every single 1 of them was just a total train wreck of substance abuse. Personally I've been teaching English as a foreign language now for 7 years And have definitely not been on my best behavior. Darn right that's why I show videos during class

@MakingLearningAccessible

Жыл бұрын

That is the definition of a bad guy lol.

@rogersockwell

Жыл бұрын

Well with a name like @cokesquirrel....

@brandybaker3280

Жыл бұрын

Why is that so true. I’m also a teacher and have bad habits

@cokesquirrel

Жыл бұрын

@rogersockwell yeah...i suck. 😃. But in my defense...hmm...ok yup...i still suck...but always get great evaluations. Go figure.

@msakeeba

10 ай бұрын

Birds of a feather…

12:18 happened to me just this week LMAO

Mo Gilligan's true calling, in my opinion would be as an Actor. I'm asking myself: "Why haven't I heard of this charming young Brit until Now?" 😘

"No Brandon. We all know what shit is. It's what you're full of." To be fair, my 6th grade teacher was right. But she should've retired before she started hating children.

As a teacher, can confirm 😂

I ended up teaching English in Korea longer than expected. I have a newfound respect for teachers and am affirmed I never want children.

@DianaDiana-dr6qv

7 ай бұрын

How were the kids?

"The movement of water through a semi-permeable membrane to a place of higher solute concentration." Mic drop, Exit Stage Left, with Swagger.

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

*Mic

@phoenixsplash135

Жыл бұрын

*until equilibrium is established

@IndigoIndustrial

Жыл бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 🎤💧 👍

@IndigoIndustrial

Жыл бұрын

@@phoenixsplash135 When equilibrium is established, there is no "higher solute concentration" and thus no net movement. 👍

13:16 Why do so many people have osmosis confused with diffusion? It's like a berenstain bears thing

@leaflet7738

Жыл бұрын

It’s kinda the same thing just one is through a permeable membrane. Easy mix up

@phoenixsplash135

Жыл бұрын

@@leaflet7738 one is about solvents which completely changes the definition

I haven't seen the Douglas special yet. I wasn't ready. Laughing so hard I think I've injured myself

That's why teachers show videos? 😆 Seeing your teacher drunk at a restaurant with your family is the worst!

@mdshoponislam8971

Жыл бұрын

My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

To this day I remember when my middle school orchestra teacher exploded. He slammed his fist down on his stand and it got everyone's attention. A few seconds later he was like "I think I broke it." We all laughed at him. The next he showed up with his hand in a cast. Turns out he did break it.

@calisongbird

7 ай бұрын

Awww...

@gaellegoutain1286

5 ай бұрын

wow 😳

she should've said "where you are in relation to the box" which might've still confused you but also might not have XD also chris tucker's principal sounds like my best friend's principal who once asked her "make anyone cry today?" and she said "not yet" XD

That was totally recess in the 80's! We had those big ass tires in Arizona too!

Not sure about the video thing. At my school videos weren't allowed unless we got it approved in advance and it had to fit in with the overall lesson objectives.

@DianaDiana-dr6qv

7 ай бұрын

Most teachers barely show videos now, at least at the elementary level in my experience as a sub and instructional assistant. We watched more when I was a kid.

I came from a small town up north that had a tire park. Huge tires like that are positioned in different ways, but old school, and they didn't take all the nails out 😂

Last comedian still doesn't realize that he was the a**hole in that situation. I'm very sure I've accused the wrong student of taking before, but not unless that student had been making my life hell from being a jerk of a student countless times before that.

@johnmike8183

8 ай бұрын

Hahaha sometimes you just gotta let it be. I mean the job of a teacher is to teach and students to learn. So if the student is not doing theyre job which is learning. I believe it is up to the teacher to engange them so they can learn. I really don't understand why teachers get mad at kids doing kids stuff. Even in highschool, you all have been in highschool and you know what it feels as a student. And if you want to become a teacher, and want an easy job where all students just behave they way you want, then my bad, thats not gonna happen bro 😅. An Educators job is hard, and if you dont like that, then i would straight out say dont be one. Is the kid in the wrong ? Yeah, but the teacher as an adult should be correcting them, not just yelling and screaming and venting your anger when you are the adult that is suppose to guide these kids, no matter if they are right or wrong. Thats what a teacher is right ? A guide, not a yeller.

@JK_Clark

Ай бұрын

@@johnmike8183 so us ignore the other 29 students in the class, because they are doing what they should? Glad you aren't teaching my kids.

@johnmike8183

Ай бұрын

@@JK_Clark What are you implying and what dont you understand from my comment ? What do you mean by ignoring the other 29 students ? I'm just stating the fact that being a teacher is not an easy job. And a teacher should be someone who guide theyre student , not just yell and vent theyre anger at them. Do YOU want your kids to be taught by someone who just yells and vent theyre frustation at them , or do you want someone who try to guide AND understand the situation of being a teacher AND understand what being a student BECAUSE they were once sitting on those chairs as a student as well ??

How does Sarah Silverman get the "airbrush" look while everyone else does not?

When teacher started LOADING UP ..😅

The puppets at 5:15 took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

Love the guys who take months preparing for a five minute presentation judge folks presenting 6-8 hours every day. Lol

AM I MADE OF BOX lollll

Hannah Gadsby is so me lol

whoa that last guy was frickin' relatable😂

Her move for rolling the tire shows she never really rolled one

@johngillespie3409

Жыл бұрын

She wasn't funny

@lunaholiday8585

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know how she was supposed to replicate rolling down a hill in a tire without actually doing a somersault.

"What is yesterday?" I remember asking something like that also, lol smh . Who's fault fornotknowing? Me,, my teacher or my mother? Not my teacher's fault,.😢

the tires!!!! OMG!!

I was the oldest child so inbetween zoom classes i was making all my siblings snacks, lunch, giving them games, etc cause they finished their school before 9 am

@ca2712

8 ай бұрын

I do hope that your parents and siblings appreciate you!!! Your responsible behavior isn't always super fun but you will be a successful person in life because you are very capable ❤

He is SAVAGE. Bring back the savage. Bring back the things you "can't say". If it couldn't be said, an audience wouldn't laugh. Life is hard for all. As we say in Jamaica" take bad thing make joke". That's how you life a long life. In today's world, an easy trigger means a sooner death. Natural selection. Learn to laugh. Laughter is healing.

Excellent Mix!

Bro at the end actually explained diffusion not Osmosis. It was close, but Osmosis specifically involves H2O.

Home maid puppets… lol

I've asked kids in my class to answer a question when they weren't listening before... except in real life, instead of knowing what osmosis is, they couldn't tell me major plot points that had just been discussed over multiple pages in our book. And that last line is so infuriating. "I'd be listening if you were doing your job and teaching?" Just because something sounds clever doesn't magically make it true. The reason class stopped in the first place is because the teacher WAS teaching and you were NOT listening, preventing yourself and other students from paying attention to important information. Sorry... I have a kid like you in my class, so this is very triggering, lol.

@calisongbird

7 ай бұрын

You don't know that to be true. Perhaps he had a truly shitty teacher who wasn't doing his/her job. They do exist.

@SupachargedGaming

4 ай бұрын

Having the unique perspective of being a problem student, and aware of the difficulties of teaching (at least in Australia)... Just because you're up there speaking doesn't mean you're teaching. You want to use the "Just because you can hear me doesn't mean you're listening"? Well that works both ways. Take for example reading as a group. That garbage where the teacher randomly picks students to read certain sections, until they take mercy on the poor near illiterate children, only to ask the advanced reader to take over. The advanced reader who's read several chapters ahead by this point. Of course they aren't listening. It's not the teachers fault entirely either, to be fair. Up to ~30 children (or more?) for one teacher is too much. You can't possibly reach every student, even if curriculum and standards allow you to.

Chris Tuckers principal talking like Eddie Murphy 😭😂😂

Omg!!! The guy at the end too funny!!! 😅😅😅😮😮😮

I’m related to a box?

Amen to the 80s recess!!!! I was in a San francisco elementary school, so it was all cement but that was basically how it was. Dodge balls to the face and teacher were either fun and thought we were silly cute funny kids or the bitter lady (all women then) who detested children, which I never understood. But bloody lips and broken bones were all part of being a kid. Now, honestly, I don't know how to describe because I don't understand it

@brandybaker3280

Жыл бұрын

No they sob like 2 year olds if they get a bump or paper cut now. They’re very delicate these days.

@jeanbean_bc

Жыл бұрын

"Bloody lips and broken bones were all part of being a kid." No it's not y'all weren't okay

@jeanbean_bc

Жыл бұрын

@@brandybaker3280 Yeah it's almost as if children cry if something hurts.......

I feel like Hannah's stand up is for a certain type of crowd. I definitely dont mind/was able to watch 2 of her specials a while back but i can see why others wouldnt like it lol

@calisongbird

7 ай бұрын

What type of crowd?

My 7th grade English teacher was a notorious booze bag and he constantly showed up to class hungover and would play movies

3:48 omg that is so ironic

A crime to put Hannah Gatsby's iconic box story next to mulany

Most teachers can drink anyone under the table. Frankly, most of us didn’t drink until after we started teaching. lol Yes, we do love our kids and we care about them. We are also human and kids will test the most dedicated teacher. God bless the educators. ❤️❤️❤️

My elementary school had an entire pyramid of tractor tires that were bolted together. We would gather every morning to establish some kind of daily pecking order like monkeys in a tree.

I had a classmate who became a gym teacher. When he drank too much the night before, the next morning in class he would play the game "who can be the quietest"....in gym class!! I don't believe he was there very long because he always smelled like a brewery.

And that explains a lot why teacher are quitting

Seems most of them forgot to write a lunchline.

I have only shown a video once, but no, I don't drink. One of my students had given me a headache, the class period beforehand. So for the next class period, I was so stressed, and I was like just a video.b

1957 my 1st grade sick with every dease in the books miss halfbthe school year. Measles, mumps ect. Last day of 1st grade read my report card the teacher flunked me. I went to her desk, "Mrs Sheep why you flunk me. I know my numbers, letters, how to write my name". Anyway Mrs Sheep stated, "Son I know you can write your name, know your letters and numbers. But boy I been trying to tell you for over a year. My name isnt Mrs Sheep. Its Mrs Lamb"!True story.

I had to watch a video of a baby being born... I guess my teacher was hungover and lost for words.. 😅

@mdshoponislam8971

Жыл бұрын

My Best wishes for your work Love and Peace to your family !😀

@tiffakang4525

Жыл бұрын

That was my 7th grade home economics..... we cooked and watched A Baby Story..... 0 teen pregnancies from our group. Thank you Ms. Where ever you are. ❤❤❤❤

@einienj3281

10 ай бұрын

@@tiffakang4525 Zero teen pregnancies in our group too, in fact, we had only one teen pregnancy (15), but it was in the swedish speaking school, next to my school (I'm finnish).. and I havent heard of many under 18 pregnancies in my area, ever.. so it worked pretty well, it's still the best horror movie I've ever seen..

@DianaDiana-dr6qv

7 ай бұрын

We all had to watch a birthing video in 9th grade biology class.

@einienj3281

7 ай бұрын

@@DianaDiana-dr6qv we saw it in 5th grade..

Osmosis.. you'll need to review the topic young man. 😊

I remember a day when my teacher lost it. Someone tried to defend someone else because she was clearly fucking psycho and she just threw her reading glasses across the room. Such a weird day.

We actually did that tire thing in daycare when I was like 7-8 in AZ. She's not kidding that's an actual thing. We would also stack the big tractor tires and kids would crawl in, then the older kids would drop the smaller tires in the middle and trap them in there to see how long they could go without crying to get out.

He was right about weight sort of but it doesn’t increase in density.

Its made of fucking penguin 😂😂😂

Bro got osmosis wrong. It’s the movement of water from a high to low concentration.

Holy F how do some of these even sell a single ticket

I teach English in another country sometime all I wanna do is show a movie and sleep for two hours