"you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair" is still my favorite ultra specific insult. 😂

@defiantgardener

10 ай бұрын

"you know how you talk to a child" 😂

@AslanKyoya1776

10 ай бұрын

I probably would've said the exact same thing if my child said that

Rubber bands were on the newspaper. Nobody gets the newspaper anymore

@analaliens7096

8 ай бұрын

She was the least funny of the bunch. I actually fast forwarded her after the first bomb.... The rest was cute to hilarious. Hers Not so much

@mr.martinez6932

4 ай бұрын

That's the reason, right there. Now if you want rubber bands, you gotta buy a bag of like 200 of them, and you're still gonna have at least 190 when you move to a new place 😅

@TheeBrassMonkey

4 ай бұрын

I almost thought she was a he lol. 🤐​@@analaliens7096

@jenniferhermanson8969

Ай бұрын

Ok you get the gold star today because I was really thinking “why the f did we have so many rubber bands??”

My parents still have that giant conch shell in the bathroom.

Nate Bargatze "I'm in a hotel, he can't get in here, everything's locked up. That's exactly what he's been waiting on" fuckin killed me lmao 😂😂

Jokes about old school and new school R&B was spot on!

Lol the printing pictures in the 90. Same same.

@freshPrincess626

10 ай бұрын

Only thing missing was the og printer paper with the holed edges you tore off (and played with, lol)

Wait the conch shell in the bathroom was a thing? I thought my grandma was just being extra with the decor

Michael Che with the I believe I can fly & remix to ignition got me.

@terica6862

7 ай бұрын

And the National Anthem...conflicted

That's so right about the rubber bands! There were rubber bands all over. Now a few times a year my 4yo occasionally finds one and he thinks it's the greatest thing ever.

Best part is John's dad got to work to find out his firm had been hired to defend Bill 😂

I love this compilations. Getting exposed to some comics I don't usually watch makes me really appreciate how good the ones I watch are

Stewie would be proud with way she said WHite 😂

Deon Cole's joke wasn't even a joke. It's the whole ass truth. 😂

@ccilie7956

Жыл бұрын

Michael Che too 😅😅😅

Eric Foreman does comedy now? 😂

Deon Cole's joke 🤣🤣☠️☠️💥💥 so true!!! LoL!

I can never find a rubber band when I need one.

@Adrian-zd4cs

Жыл бұрын

I never found them until I started working with/around money 😂

Nate Bargatze is one of my faves.

I hate the internet; wish i could give my son my childhood as a 90s kid. She's right about the movies with "little white boys" on bicycles, LMAO

Rescue 911 made me scared of escalator some kid got choked out by his jacket going down one smh always freaked me out

My Rescue 911 trauma is the episode where a kid was brushing his teeth and running and tripped and basically impaled himself on his toothbrush. I am 43 years old. I won't walk 3 steps with a toothbrush in my mouth😂😅😂

@roadlesstraveled34

8 ай бұрын

I don't yell at my son but if he takes a step away from the sink while he's brushing I go "NO!!! STAY PUT!" 😂

@evergreenforestwitch

8 ай бұрын

@@roadlesstraveled34 idk why that particular image was so traumatic to watch, but it was!!!!! LOL

@roadlesstraveled34

8 ай бұрын

@@evergreenforestwitch When I was little I heard about a kid who tripped and a stick candy went through his eye and to my mind a toothbrush could do the same thing😅 Even though his is electric lol

@evergreenforestwitch

8 ай бұрын

@@roadlesstraveled34 😆 🤣

@TennesseeTrio

8 ай бұрын

Mine is the kid who was running through the yard and slipped under the dad’s mower! You went too far with that one, William Shatner 😂

Come to my parent’s house Mae. They have all the rubber bands you need! 😂

Mae martin is Eric Foreman!

Lmao 😂the white boy skit was hilarious ❤

Me, an 80’s child/90’s teen staring at the pack of rubber bands I just bought at the dollar store…omg it’s happening! 😱😂 But for real…when you need a rubber band and don’t have any, you’re in dire need of one.

@solyhhit

Жыл бұрын

I needed a rubber band yesterday, and there was none to be found. Point proven.

@melissajones6

11 ай бұрын

#same but I went as far as to buy the 100 pack of multicolored multi-sized bands. Because you never know which size you will need lol

@badger297

11 ай бұрын

Paper towels are the same

Thank you Cristala!

“the remix to ‘Ignition’” 🤣🤣🤣💀

0:45 always good when you have to explain the joke...

@joshstarnes1080

Жыл бұрын

She was trash

12:13 “no way he can get in my hotel room” UNLESS HES THE HOTEL MANAGER HUNGRY TO SUCK SOME TOES

Dude, my whole life is rubber bands

@madscientistlife

Жыл бұрын

How much weed and LSD is required to come to that conclusion?

@peanutbutterdragon4105

Жыл бұрын

It's a little more complex than that, and with that I give you, Rubber band Band closing the annual Band-Aid. Ta-da

I remember the first time I overheard some classmates talking about tweeting. I post to ask them what on earth a tweet was at which point they proceeded to explain this new website called Twitter, and when they were done I just stared at them for a moment then said, “That is the stupidest effing thing I have ever heard,” and walked away.

Tom Segura is a hero 😂

Rename this to 12 minutes of comedy and 3 minutes of a Tumblr post.

I have a bag of rubber bands in my kitchen. No giant shell though.

If anyone's curious, close encounters of the first kind are seeing a UFO in person and close encounters of the second kind are having the UFO interact with the stuff around you but not abduct you 🤷‍♀️

oh gosh, the rubberbands. yes. very much that, iChuckle.

God I fucking love Mae Martin. That's it, no notes.

@judybartels4339

4 ай бұрын

Boring and not funny

Does Mae Martin know what a punchline is?

I still have rubber bands! 🤣

What does John Mulaney’s dad even mean? Hahah hilarious

You’re welcome future! 😂

Omg I forgot about rescue 911 ❤😂😅

Rubber bands came from the newspapers...

First act was hilarious. They were all great! 💀

@endrankluvsda4loko172

11 ай бұрын

We're so tired of this leftist garbage being pushed on us.

@JT-hs3pe

10 ай бұрын

That was the worst one

Michael Che laughs at his own jokes, making the punchlines incomprehensible.

5:56 😂

I'm afraid that rubber bands where used to pack food, which wasn't sold in tones of one use plastic packaging.

First two so painful.

Che's the right closer.

0:24 noooo! You don't say!? 😏🙄

ya know what i miss about the 90s? funny comedians. 🙄🙄🙄🤦🤦🤦

The first email addresses were AOL. If you still have an AOL email address, you are old. Lol. My husband still has his. I got rid of mine a long long tim ago. i have 15 email addresses now. 😅

The way she says “white” makes my skin crawl. Funny though

0:40 Im 37 too and you look like me when I was 16 🤣 😭 how did you age so well.

The way she says "white" gets me every single time 😂

1:06 just give me something for the cringe and let me die.

@thehonesttruth8808

8 ай бұрын

Your mom probably wishes she had an abortion…so does everyone actually

Rubber bands came from the newspaper

What the fuck what did we use all those rubber bands for!?

Teri’s so called best friend at the time knows more.

The 1990s were a blast.

That little blonde boy went to an all girls school?

I have my mothers conche she’ll on the shelf behind the toilet- I use it to Stash deugs

I have a rubber band around my wrist

9:15 yeah right, this lady is at least geocities old

Salsa boom

Poor order choice. A third way in it gets good and better!

Not first! 🙏🏼

The first guy looks too young to remember the 90s.

The first little boy wants funny at all.

Why does she say the word "white" like she has a fishbone in her throat and doesn't know what sound W actually makes?

Lol that first comic ….what? Who?

It's just painful watching Mae Martin these days. Smh.

@serendipity1237

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@clar1nettist204

11 ай бұрын

Is it because Mae is dating a trans man?

@BSC2CGYM

10 ай бұрын

She has no jokes or punchlines. Did she used to be funnier?

Wow I forget sometimes how many bad comedians there are

Little hhhwite boys

Mae is just not funny though I like her social consciousness.

Why......why the pity slot given to this person thats still w9rk8ng out just what exactly a jokes purpose is

So much emphasis on the "H" in "white boy" Naomi.

first

Mae is about as funny as a sore tooth.

I don't think the first one went through puberty yet. Which ever puberty "it" was going through.

Maybe their light just irritates your demons you should probably shouldn’t be judging though and so it is

Ended up having to skip the first person. Way too long of a story with nothing all that funny or interesting to say

So that's what bombing looks like, eh Mae? That was painful to watch.

'15 minutes of 90s jokes by mostly unfunny lesbians' should be the title of this video

Hoooite boys. That's cringe af

This was disappointingly unfunny

Leave it to a they/them to have an issue with populism 😆 🤣

Nice try,but...not a guy

1st comedian isn't funny at all...

Is this a boy or girl in the first clip?

First act is not funny. Trying hard to be ellen

@amysaidit

Жыл бұрын

I didn't see that at all. What do they have to do with Ellen?

@Peter-uo9km

Жыл бұрын

That was actually funnier

@SMJenkins

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@babythebullytv

11 ай бұрын

i skipped the whole first act because i seen your comment thanks

@b3rn7

11 ай бұрын

Because she's a blonde short haired lesbian?

mae martin is not funny.

@geekdiggy

11 ай бұрын

MAE MARTIN IS NOT FUNNY.

Is that a girl pretending to be a man or a comic?

@micro_preemie_miracle_make8873

Жыл бұрын

Neither one is working for her. Lol

@lovetolovefairytales

9 ай бұрын

Zing!

Disgusting.

The woman in the beginning likes abortion?? Smh.

More woke-ness please it’s so relatable. 🥜

@GonzoPandora69420

Жыл бұрын

You know you can just like... Not watch the video and not comment right?

@MrM0saic

Жыл бұрын

@@GonzoPandora69420 I did it for you sweetheart…..

The first sucked. Pushing stupid leftist politics into comedy is never funny. But the rest were absolutely hilarious!

@gkezele

11 ай бұрын

putting anything in comedy can be funny, it just has to be executed correctly.

Starts w a comment on abortion.... Woke comedy is lame

@jwt871

Жыл бұрын

Plus does anyone think that woman is having sex with men and has any chance of getting pregnant.

@DimitriMoreira

Жыл бұрын

This is not woke comedy. That trans woman sucks. Comedy about abortion is fine, he's not.

@cristinaimpoverished7435

Жыл бұрын

Homeboy doesn't know the definition of: start,woke or abortion.

@joelm6631

9 ай бұрын

@@cristinaimpoverished7435 homeboy?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣