When Your Student Writes a Story About Having Sex with You - Amy Silverberg - Stand-Up Featuring

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Amy Silverberg remembers when one of her university students crossed the line with his writing assignment and reveals her friend’s embarrassingly personal secret. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs57804 жыл бұрын

    I like her delivery a lot, fits the style of joke she tells fantastically

  • @corneliojerez1791

    @corneliojerez1791

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lukas Lambraia yup

  • @ramdbzdude0_0

    @ramdbzdude0_0

    4 жыл бұрын

    I hope she sees this bro

  • @humanbeing5918

    @humanbeing5918

    4 жыл бұрын

    very teacher-like

  • @theherk

    @theherk

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like every sentence sounds like a question, but I think that's just the socal in her.

  • @face-plant4706

    @face-plant4706

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn't make me laugh at all.

  • @blackjesus804
    @blackjesus8043 жыл бұрын

    Props to a college football player who actually did their own assignments.

  • @matthewletexier

    @matthewletexier

    3 жыл бұрын

    What if he didn't and some bullied kid wrote that for him to try to get him in trouble

  • @danceswithcarsdc

    @danceswithcarsdc

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the sequel: which STDs and how that dialogue went...

  • @Shannxy

    @Shannxy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewletexier Imagine how dissapointed the bullied kid would be if it somehow got the guy laid instead

  • @vlopez1ruiz2

    @vlopez1ruiz2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@matthewletexier you beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's what I would've done 💀

  • @mindyours752

    @mindyours752

    3 жыл бұрын

    Guy tells same joke and ends up on the watchlist lol

  • @jessewoo2411
    @jessewoo24113 жыл бұрын

    Lesson: Don't ever tell your darkest deepest secret to a stand-up comedian.

  • @jshepard152

    @jshepard152

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or to anyone.

  • @Danielson1818

    @Danielson1818

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't even tell it to your greatest love you've been with for years. You will break up. A guy might tell. A woman will 💯 tell.

  • @robertm346

    @robertm346

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or an entire fucking group of females HELLO???

  • @possiblydangerous9778

    @possiblydangerous9778

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Danielson1818 I mean I’m pretty late but dude, who the hell hurt you?

  • @Danielson1818

    @Danielson1818

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@possiblydangerous9778 Ummm. Pretty much every woman ever. Love is temporary from my experience, so it isn't smart to give anyone your deepest secrets, unless you plan for them to get out. Luckily, I don't have too many of those to exploit.

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth2 жыл бұрын

    The style felt more like comedic storytelling, and I enjoyed it. It's like when you read a humorous novel or short story. You may not laugh out loud very often, but you're entertained and engaged the entire time. She's quite funny, so I can see why she's making a move into stand-up.

  • @lightonstillwaters6789

    @lightonstillwaters6789

    Жыл бұрын

    Felt the same.

  • @daniellim5037

    @daniellim5037

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lightonstillwaters6789 Like a female Birbiglia

  • @gayvideos3808

    @gayvideos3808

    8 ай бұрын

    She reminds me of Hannibal the way she always seems bored, like she doesn't even want to be telling you this story

  • @mikosoft

    @mikosoft

    8 ай бұрын

    She's literally a teacher who teaches writing so yeah.

  • @Eli-ib4yw

    @Eli-ib4yw

    6 ай бұрын

    @@mikosoft no. comedians are meant to entertain. not every comedy show is the FUNNIEST in the world, at least in the way that makes you keel over laughing after each joke, but its still a comedy. this guy was just saying shes more of a story-telling type comedian than a punchline comic.

  • @compugasm
    @compugasm4 жыл бұрын

    She's definitely funny, but she's no Jamie Goldstein.

  • @ohiosfinest5889

    @ohiosfinest5889

    4 жыл бұрын

    Compugasm they’re both jews so 🤷‍♀️

  • @thedungeondelver

    @thedungeondelver

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's far funnier than anything she said. Congrats.

  • @user-nw8tg1pg9y

    @user-nw8tg1pg9y

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ohiosfinest5889 you're that dumb that you think there's actually a Jamie Goldstein?

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@user-nw8tg1pg9y they're playing along with the joker dummy

  • @healinggrounds19

    @healinggrounds19

    4 жыл бұрын

    I AM a Goldstein. But not Jamie. He's my cousin.

  • @SS-pe4li
    @SS-pe4li4 жыл бұрын

    "If you're from USC, keep this a secret" *posts video to youtube*

  • @sheab101

    @sheab101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Baby Momma A novel I love the John Mulaney reference 😂

  • @flipnshifty

    @flipnshifty

    4 жыл бұрын

    Baby Momma A novel What is that!?!?

  • @kamikaze4172

    @kamikaze4172

    4 жыл бұрын

    Proceeds to tell friend's deepest darkest secret anyways

  • @jesspayne5548

    @jesspayne5548

    4 жыл бұрын

    S S which USC I wonder

  • @SS-pe4li

    @SS-pe4li

    4 жыл бұрын

    fooloof damn, if only I weren't making a joke

  • @fredazbell9522
    @fredazbell95223 жыл бұрын

    My teachers all looked like someone's grandmother. I certainly never fantasized about them.

  • @aptyaya6163

    @aptyaya6163

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone has

  • @stevendorsey4850

    @stevendorsey4850

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aptyaya6163 Just not any one of us.

  • @VenomAntiVenom

    @VenomAntiVenom

    2 жыл бұрын

    Liar.

  • @andybaldman

    @andybaldman

    2 жыл бұрын

    You missed out.

  • @Dankcatvacs

    @Dankcatvacs

    2 жыл бұрын

    My first grade teacher was young and that was the only one.

  • @julesa1754
    @julesa17542 жыл бұрын

    She has a storyteller comedy approach and it's not something you see everyday but you appreciate it regardless

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan4 жыл бұрын

    She clearly stole this joke from Jamie Goldstein

  • @sbFreakinxRican

    @sbFreakinxRican

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was that the other teacher comedian? Looks like ms frizzle

  • @autodidacticartisan

    @autodidacticartisan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sbFreakinxRican no that's Rachel Mac that looks like Ms frizzle

  • @EXG21

    @EXG21

    4 жыл бұрын

    Has anybody ever heard of parallel thinking. It's bound to happen with some comedians.

  • @autodidacticartisan

    @autodidacticartisan

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@EXG21 has anyone watched the video? Jamie Goldstein is the name her student uses when writing about her, dude I was just making a bad joke

  • @psycold

    @psycold

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@autodidacticartisan No time to watch videos, straight to comments to find something to rage about.

  • @wlee6685
    @wlee66854 жыл бұрын

    Used to be a time when students just gave an apple to the teacher they liked. Now their writing Pornhub scripts for it.

  • @15thCrypt

    @15thCrypt

    4 жыл бұрын

    You gotta do better than the last guy

  • @jmiztheoracle

    @jmiztheoracle

    4 жыл бұрын

    no one get their nut after giving their teacher an apple bro

  • @randomguy8228

    @randomguy8228

    4 жыл бұрын

    ok boomer

  • @humanbeing5918

    @humanbeing5918

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's what happens when parents don't spank their kids

  • @thwolf762

    @thwolf762

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thumbs up #420 WHOO!

  • @Syndie702
    @Syndie7023 жыл бұрын

    "That's why I like 'em small, I feel as though I'm on my own." That feels like the ending to a very literary short story with the exact plot she described.

  • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
    @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal Жыл бұрын

    I just love the American Idol judge energy of every guy in the comments lmfao

  • @jdmcarboy64
    @jdmcarboy644 жыл бұрын

    “ the waffle trick” she said it as if it’s something everyone does.

  • @ericthorpe5670

    @ericthorpe5670

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's why it's funny

  • @BROJANGSTER

    @BROJANGSTER

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thechristopherryan Thanks for explaining the joke

  • @BROJANGSTER

    @BROJANGSTER

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eric Thorpe Thanks for confirming that the joke is funny

  • @ericthorpe5670

    @ericthorpe5670

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BROJANGSTER 👍

  • @ditocerto

    @ditocerto

    4 жыл бұрын

    What does it mean

  • @ethang6735
    @ethang67354 жыл бұрын

    shes really not the funniest comedian, but what she does have is that comedy that makes you sit there just smiling the whole time. Its a very unique feature in comedy that i really feel goes under appreciated. Frankly its a nice change of pace from time to time

  • @sylph8005

    @sylph8005

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Easy Lee He never said she wasn't funny

  • @allyli1718

    @allyli1718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ethan G meh I find that I actually laugh more at her work than others on comedy central

  • @bobtheball5384

    @bobtheball5384

    4 жыл бұрын

    True, not all comedy has to be gut busting funny. It makes you expect that all comedians have to be that kind of level of funny and if they aren't that means they're not funny which isn't fair tbh.

  • @SamLoki

    @SamLoki

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shes kinda cute maybe that's why

  • @sylph8005

    @sylph8005

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bobtheball5384 Very good point

  • @rparker1986
    @rparker1986 Жыл бұрын

    Solid set. How to see more of her. Timing is awesome!

  • @Lord_Volkner

    @Lord_Volkner

    Жыл бұрын

    Like her student, I'd like to see more of her too.

  • @Dpkmshr

    @Dpkmshr

    Жыл бұрын

    Which part was solid?

  • @stpaulimdog

    @stpaulimdog

    8 ай бұрын

    Set as in matching set?

  • @beemcc4148
    @beemcc41483 жыл бұрын

    Can't blame the student, His teacher is gorgeous

  • @crussteasock4047

    @crussteasock4047

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh she's built like a twizzler

  • @beemcc4148

    @beemcc4148

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crussteasock4047 To Each their own

  • @Morraless

    @Morraless

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crussteasock4047 to each of their own

  • @jorenvanderark3567

    @jorenvanderark3567

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crussteasock4047 Jedem das seine.

  • @Roguedispatcher

    @Roguedispatcher

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crussteasock4047 to each their own

  • @Nate-xd9zp
    @Nate-xd9zp4 жыл бұрын

    “Keep everything I say a secret” *Gets 4 million views*

  • @nemesiszer0708

    @nemesiszer0708

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably got fired

  • @truetape666

    @truetape666

    3 жыл бұрын

    5.6m

  • @spaceiswack3385

    @spaceiswack3385

    3 жыл бұрын

    *6 million*

  • @GutsEnthusiast

    @GutsEnthusiast

    3 жыл бұрын

    6.2m

  • @strahinja907

    @strahinja907

    3 жыл бұрын

    6.5m

  • @iFeelGlee
    @iFeelGlee4 жыл бұрын

    "Please don't tell anyone." This, even despite the lack of fanfare, is the pinnacle of the show. She told EVERYONE.

  • @doofinator4285

    @doofinator4285

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree. The problem is the delivery wasn't such to push it across but instead came across deadpan and then moved on. She's honestly got great material but I think some of the timing and delivery holds it back. A simple "don't worry, your secret's safe with me" and a wink or something similar would've probably sealed it for the crowd.

  • @ZiggyGamma

    @ZiggyGamma

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree I feel like if the delivery was a bit better it could have worked. Honestly, I thought that should have been the closer.

  • @alistairmorrish8613

    @alistairmorrish8613

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@doofinator4285 Er, no...that is just making it so easy for the audience - the best humour is subtle - something Americans have never learned.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness

    @TheReaverOfDarkness

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought she delivered that one perfectly and wondered why it went over the audience's head.

  • @JasperKloek

    @JasperKloek

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lack of fanfare is one of her assets. She just keeps me attentive without any apparent effort.

  • @koroeki8121
    @koroeki81213 жыл бұрын

    She's 100% the cool teacher

  • @toewoe
    @toewoe2 жыл бұрын

    She's very funny, not rolling on the floor laughing, but consistent smiles. I think it's because it's humorous stories rather than punchlines, she would make a really good podcast.

  • @ukbloke28

    @ukbloke28

    8 ай бұрын

    A comedian should make you laugh. But bless your very polite way of saying she's cr.p!

  • @piotrekjerzynski3435

    @piotrekjerzynski3435

    6 ай бұрын

    absolute trash

  • @eliudnjai
    @eliudnjai4 жыл бұрын

    This guy gave a tour to himself 😂 😂. I want that kind of energy.

  • @tylerknight9857

    @tylerknight9857

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eliud njai creep energy

  • @shrimpdynamics4003

    @shrimpdynamics4003

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerknight9857 how is that creepy mans wanna be alone for some time let him

  • @tylerknight99

    @tylerknight99

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shrimpdynamics4003 yeah u right

  • @astronak3333

    @astronak3333

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, they were from Lompoc, so it's probably from the meth.

  • @spontaneousbootay

    @spontaneousbootay

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shoot hero

  • @williamchadwick7948
    @williamchadwick79483 жыл бұрын

    When I first hit puberty, I was still in grammar school and wrote a story about having sex with my teacher. Sister Marie Therese was not amused.

  • @1954cs

    @1954cs

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet Father Reacharound was really pissed.

  • @THOMAS2910able

    @THOMAS2910able

    3 жыл бұрын

    Neither was Jesus, you heathen.

  • @williamwalkup988

    @williamwalkup988

    3 жыл бұрын

    Much better delivery and punchline.

  • @Psycandy

    @Psycandy

    3 жыл бұрын

    worth a shot

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness

    @TheReaverOfDarkness

    3 жыл бұрын

    She may not have been amused, but she was likely aroused.

  • @NobleHusky
    @NobleHusky3 жыл бұрын

    I think her jokes hit softer than they should because she isn't speaking with a sharp tone of voice. Makes me smile when I would otherwise have chuckled abit.

  • @kevinhyseni4339

    @kevinhyseni4339

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea she was doing kinda great at first but it kept going downhill from there

  • @AlBrownComedy
    @AlBrownComedy8 ай бұрын

    I’ve been looking for this for months!

  • @stacymirba1433
    @stacymirba14334 жыл бұрын

    "This guy gave a tour to himself." That was great.

  • @l3ridget2012

    @l3ridget2012

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was reading through comments just so I could find this one. I was starting to think I was the only one who loved that the most lolol

  • @aeonsleo2

    @aeonsleo2

    4 жыл бұрын

    No wonder his girlfriend dumped him.

  • @bravetherainbow

    @bravetherainbow

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't dump a guy just for being like that, he sounds cute

  • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266

    @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well he loves skydiving, that's great

  • @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266

    @odyseuszkoskiniotis6266

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@bravetherainbow Yeah this felt like an elaborate joke

  • @shotsmac
    @shotsmac4 жыл бұрын

    Any1 else slightly disappointed that at the end we didnt find out what the difference between normal and extreme would have been?

  • @Psiberzerker

    @Psiberzerker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Backflips.

  • @bercoelho7741

    @bercoelho7741

    4 жыл бұрын

    He detaches her and tries to attach her back midair

  • @Psiberzerker

    @Psiberzerker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, something to do with handlebars, and fulfillment.

  • @Psiberzerker

    @Psiberzerker

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Jack MeHoff Not that spell checking the funny comments on a video for an actual comedienne, and actual school teacher when you can't come up with something clever 2 say yourself is intellectually lazy, and the easy way out. On teh intawebz. Where mispeling things for comedic value is already well established. Do U even intantetz?

  • @Psiberzerker

    @Psiberzerker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also, "Jack Mehoff." If that is your real name. I'm sure you're well known for your sense of humor, and originality. Right? That wouldn't happen to be a Chris Farley profile picture, would it?

  • @SeanCarterCFH
    @SeanCarterCFH2 жыл бұрын

    She's great lmao, I love the last one most because it seemed like a legit lived experience not just a joke she wrote 👌

  • @nicholasgilvin6396
    @nicholasgilvin6396 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing story telling. Keep up the great work.

  • @teddropstone5962
    @teddropstone59624 жыл бұрын

    That class where the student gives the teacher a D.

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness

    @TheReaverOfDarkness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then the teacher gives the student an F?

  • @lazytown8549

    @lazytown8549

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not funny

  • @truetape666

    @truetape666

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lazytown8549 kinda funny

  • @spazarellapoet8735

    @spazarellapoet8735

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't u mean he gave a f plus or a f minus cause of the pain screw on handlebars

  • @makincash3337

    @makincash3337

    3 жыл бұрын

    The D. Not a D

  • @ILikeCHEEZ9
    @ILikeCHEEZ94 жыл бұрын

    Should've gave the student a D, give a lesson in situational irony

  • @lindaclark5911

    @lindaclark5911

    4 жыл бұрын

    ILikeCHEEZ9 should have given, English class...go!

  • @geniuswithacapitalk

    @geniuswithacapitalk

    4 жыл бұрын

    She was gonna but he took her pleasure into account earning him a B+ 😒

  • @ILikeCHEEZ9

    @ILikeCHEEZ9

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lindaclark5911 i thought nazis were bad

  • @WattWireNet

    @WattWireNet

    4 жыл бұрын

    He got the D from her instead of the other way around. I see what you did there. Nice one!

  • @thisisEHAM

    @thisisEHAM

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sixty ninth like

  • @bassdrumdream
    @bassdrumdream2 жыл бұрын

    Wow -- not only the author of one of the better stories in the 2018 Best American Short Stories, but a very good comedian as well. Go Amy.

  • @aileenzhao7951

    @aileenzhao7951

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn that's impressive

  • @ab-cj3up
    @ab-cj3up2 жыл бұрын

    already watched this one more then 5 times. so awesome! only sad to not find new material from her.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze41724 жыл бұрын

    She's a teacher that does stand up? She's in trouble

  • @amithaluwai4587

    @amithaluwai4587

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hot video

  • @PoeLemic

    @PoeLemic

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think I could get Little Buddy to be standing for her.

  • @kamikaze4172

    @kamikaze4172

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PoeLemic I think we all can, man

  • @ellax325

    @ellax325

    4 жыл бұрын

    With the scandals that USC has had lately...she's the least of their issues lol

  • @kamikaze4172

    @kamikaze4172

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ellax325 I don't know anything about scandals from there, but usually a teacher can't have a life outside of a professional one without being looked at with disdain. It's ridiculous

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop4 жыл бұрын

    I'd deduct points for 'on the handlebars' that just sounds awkward.

  • @stick-itproductions.3307

    @stick-itproductions.3307

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's why it wasn't an A+

  • @lifegoeson1007

    @lifegoeson1007

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Stig it doesn’t like it would work

  • @pltproductions4182

    @pltproductions4182

    4 жыл бұрын

    JuJu

  • @rachelk3887

    @rachelk3887

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah there's no way you could feasibly do that. How would you hold yourself up/keep balance? And it'd be really uncomfortable to sit for an extended period of time on the hard, thin, metal handlebars, especially with someone thrusting back and forth. Nahhh. Even if it were possible somehow, it'd be really uncomfortable.

  • @Jasper129

    @Jasper129

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didnt know that part was inappropriate i took it like actual handlebars

  • @divusdark
    @divusdark2 жыл бұрын

    She is amazing. Her tone is amazing, she doesn't shout, very pleasent on the ears and ofcourse funny. 😍

  • @randywalker7405
    @randywalker74053 жыл бұрын

    Ok that whole part with the dark secret about the baby was pretty nuts 😂😅😂

  • @barista3885
    @barista38854 жыл бұрын

    She's like if Aubrey Plaza was sane and blonde

  • @jessiepinkman7736

    @jessiepinkman7736

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...and unfunny, and complained with every word out her muth

  • @zyaicob

    @zyaicob

    4 жыл бұрын

    This us perfect

  • @nerdlarge4691

    @nerdlarge4691

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment.

  • @weirdsciencethe2nd205

    @weirdsciencethe2nd205

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aubrey is perfectly mad

  • @kingjustice954

    @kingjustice954

    3 жыл бұрын

    agreed

  • @MarionRelics
    @MarionRelics4 жыл бұрын

    Not like, super hilarious, but she’s just enjoyable to listen to. I kinda want to just chill here with a sleepy smile and listen to her tell stories for a long time.

  • @navyseal93

    @navyseal93

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isaac Marion perfect summary

  • @djsugarc1075

    @djsugarc1075

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gross

  • @ashikkallan9534

    @ashikkallan9534

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you’re in love with her buddy

  • @xoxohollister123xoxo

    @xoxohollister123xoxo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Very accurate

  • @tinseltina

    @tinseltina

    4 жыл бұрын

    EXACTLY! i would like to talk to her at a party or something

  • @nahboi483
    @nahboi4833 жыл бұрын

    A great example of a compelling comedian. She keeps you hooked.

  • @aaronjames5276
    @aaronjames52763 жыл бұрын

    "dot, dot, dot ... You know how it is!" LOL She's damn funny.

  • @Kevin_wiIiams
    @Kevin_wiIiams4 жыл бұрын

    *I like to eat the eggos* *From in between my leggos*

  • @chandlerschneider1452

    @chandlerschneider1452

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ViktorNederloe I don't know....

  • @skyteus

    @skyteus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eleven approves... actually I should probably rethink that xD

  • @jemiebridges3197

    @jemiebridges3197

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ViktorNederloe wow you miss d that joke and the follow up?

  • @VanVeniVidiVici

    @VanVeniVidiVici

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds wrong coming from a dude. XD

  • @fach4422

    @fach4422

    4 жыл бұрын

    If you're a dude you can't use this...

  • @st-doubleO-p-i-d
    @st-doubleO-p-i-d3 жыл бұрын

    I love her delivery. And I’m 99% sure she’s stoned af.

  • @TampaJohn

    @TampaJohn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Does she work for PAPA John’s too?

  • @Sheriff_K

    @Sheriff_K

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'd be surprised if a comedian WASN'T.

  • @BsGaming732

    @BsGaming732

    3 жыл бұрын

    Had to make it 420 likes. It was only appropriate

  • @veryconfused9768

    @veryconfused9768

    2 жыл бұрын

    She does feel that way.

  • @Voidaken

    @Voidaken

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Sheriff_K Consider yourself shocked then.

  • @lennyuniverse
    @lennyuniverse8 ай бұрын

    she's amazing! such great delivery

  • @s.w.148
    @s.w.1483 жыл бұрын

    Amy is so real. I like her!

  • @Truthist1776
    @Truthist17764 жыл бұрын

    "I barely felt you. That's why I like them small. I feel like I'm on my own." If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

  • @Pheep5671

    @Pheep5671

    3 жыл бұрын

    You would want a nickel! sorry I had to

  • @NHNuisance
    @NHNuisance4 жыл бұрын

    I think I need to sign up for intro to writing at USC!

  • @yattaguru

    @yattaguru

    4 жыл бұрын

    Great, we need more stand up material from her 😏

  • @GamingSandviches

    @GamingSandviches

    4 жыл бұрын

    Most of the time that course (writ150) is a terribly difficult and excruciatingly boring class. However, 10% of the time you can land a really great professor that makes it worthwhile. Wish I could have had her!!!!

  • @LegoBrick17

    @LegoBrick17

    4 жыл бұрын

    J. James I’m currently at USC and I take WRIT 150 next semester lol

  • @goldenmemes51

    @goldenmemes51

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LegoBrick17 Lawl take her please, I got into USC cause i wrote down I'm I'm African american (part north african )

  • @B-RaDD

    @B-RaDD

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @VijayRahane
    @VijayRahane3 жыл бұрын

    Le Chandler: If that doesn't keep kids in a school, then what will?! 😀

  • @HardwiredZ06
    @HardwiredZ068 ай бұрын

    I like how she takes something like a sky diving experience and boils it down to get that as the material. brilliant.

  • @connorcraft5455
    @connorcraft54554 жыл бұрын

    me talking to my friends: what's the name of that stand up comedian, I know it's Amy something... One of my friends: Amy Schumer? Me: No, the funny one

  • @royythaboi7163

    @royythaboi7163

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @idlesun1645

    @idlesun1645

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @doggfite

    @doggfite

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow hating on Amy Schumer, *so original*

  • @connorcraft5455

    @connorcraft5455

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@doggfite are you okay? Do you need a hug? Everything alright at home?

  • @erick-gmz

    @erick-gmz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Goldstein?

  • @BasedNeptune
    @BasedNeptune4 жыл бұрын

    "I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars..."

  • @Drakijy

    @Drakijy

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like it's good to be - alive..."

  • @SocialistDawg

    @SocialistDawg

    4 жыл бұрын

    I had to write a essay about this recently in freshman year

  • @senorpepper3405

    @senorpepper3405

    4 жыл бұрын

    i can keep the beat with no metronome, no metronome

  • @S.C.-wo8hq

    @S.C.-wo8hq

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know all the words to 'de colores'...

  • @staypufft80

    @staypufft80

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can tie a knot with a cherry stem. I can tell you all about leif Erickson.

  • @vahidmirkhani
    @vahidmirkhani3 жыл бұрын

    She should have given back the tour guide his "I like them small, I didn't feel anything".

  • @kavish2307

    @kavish2307

    3 жыл бұрын

    XDXD

  • @andrewroberts8139
    @andrewroberts81393 жыл бұрын

    Look at that, every singer person in the audience is laughing at this - because this is very high quality stand-up

  • @debabratasahoo6487

    @debabratasahoo6487

    3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed at this more than I did for the video itself.

  • @andrewroberts8139

    @andrewroberts8139

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@debabratasahoo6487 Strange

  • @travispetit907
    @travispetit9074 жыл бұрын

    First I’ve heard of this comedian but she is hilarious.

  • @flipnshifty

    @flipnshifty

    4 жыл бұрын

    And godamn cute.

  • @bradbradleys6091

    @bradbradleys6091

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea.id definitely put a tater In it

  • @Tyshkevich

    @Tyshkevich

    4 жыл бұрын

    Far from "hilarious". She at most got a smirk from me

  • @yesthisisshi
    @yesthisisshi4 жыл бұрын

    "oh yeah, the waffle trick?"

  • @Ease54

    @Ease54

    3 жыл бұрын

    The female equivalent of the donut trick.

  • @needlessoptions

    @needlessoptions

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ease54 There's unfortunately a genetic requirement for the donut trick 😔😣

  • @leviparnell7254
    @leviparnell72543 жыл бұрын

    That last one got me laughing

  • @nigel9577
    @nigel95779 ай бұрын

    the waffel trick!!! XD

  • @BigJsSecretStash
    @BigJsSecretStash4 жыл бұрын

    THE WAFFLE TRICK!! "I like to eat the Eggo from in between my Leggos!" 😂🤣😂

  • @gordon4385

    @gordon4385

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a great motto, when you're in your auto.

  • @queasyweasel

    @queasyweasel

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad she was ok with it in the end, she didn't shame her friend :P Oh wait did that rhyme? Did that count? XP

  • @juileb197473051

    @juileb197473051

    2 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel4 жыл бұрын

    I need her to be in a college comedy playing the high roommate of the chick the main character is trying to holler at.

  • @chicobrown3960

    @chicobrown3960

    4 жыл бұрын

    thaelectricfeel That is a very specific need

  • @mikagami69

    @mikagami69

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you need Aubrey Plaza

  • @thaelectricfeel

    @thaelectricfeel

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chicobrown3960 she just fits that character in my head. We've all seen her

  • @vizziiiiob

    @vizziiiiob

    4 жыл бұрын

    No more college comedies, only militaristic superhero movies.

  • @sabbathjackal

    @sabbathjackal

    4 жыл бұрын

    She does look stoned

  • @Yamama0247
    @Yamama0247 Жыл бұрын

    She’s funny. Made me laugh and smile, thanks

  • @thenameless2379
    @thenameless23793 жыл бұрын

    A teacher thats a stand up comic...BEST TEACHER EVER!

  • @standardbrah
    @standardbrah4 жыл бұрын

    Y’all are tripping, this was hysterical. She’s a natural.

  • @Horzinicla

    @Horzinicla

    4 жыл бұрын

    Keep telling that to yourself

  • @Ninjaananas

    @Ninjaananas

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Horzinicla Everyone has different tastes.

  • @lazytown8549

    @lazytown8549

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Horzinicla you made this funny

  • @guyfierri1234

    @guyfierri1234

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some people are easily amused by simple things.

  • @Voidaken

    @Voidaken

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@0bread286 ...what is that supposed to mean?

  • @SelfReflective
    @SelfReflective4 жыл бұрын

    "He wrote a story about wanting to eff his teacher!" - Now, I'm not saying what he did was right...but I understand!

  • @randomname7321

    @randomname7321

    3 жыл бұрын

    With some of the teachers I've had i understand...

  • @orangejuice8339

    @orangejuice8339

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ew

  • @kevinmcconnell9426

    @kevinmcconnell9426

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to have sxx with his teacher! But not on the handlebars of anyone’s bicycle!

  • @sunnyscript1224

    @sunnyscript1224

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruuh. Is decency dead or something ? smh.

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa Жыл бұрын

    I did the same thing in high school! My teacher was Mrs. Robinson, just like the song.

  • @pikeyMcBarkin
    @pikeyMcBarkin2 жыл бұрын

    Really funny, great job.

  • @CarrotSuprise
    @CarrotSuprise4 жыл бұрын

    "Amy Silverberg" sounds like the name of a female-comedian in some parody sketch.

  • @bilbojenkins2521

    @bilbojenkins2521

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol. It really does though. She sure doesnt look the part however.

  • @samrusoff

    @samrusoff

    4 жыл бұрын

    just slightly different from combining amy schumer and sarah silverman

  • @james-ob9rz

    @james-ob9rz

    4 жыл бұрын

    Still better then shumer

  • @kevinneal2575

    @kevinneal2575

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably Her stage name. Seeing blonde Jewish women always confuses people's sense of stereotyping.

  • @lacari0805

    @lacari0805

    4 жыл бұрын

    She’s Amy Schumer in a parallel universe and somehow she’s less funny than Amy Schumer

  • @TopProducers
    @TopProducers4 жыл бұрын

    I couldn’t stop laughing at the future wife deepest darkest secret. 😂

  • @cubemerula5264
    @cubemerula52643 жыл бұрын

    That was funny. Do you have a DVD special?

  • @comit8077
    @comit80773 жыл бұрын

    “Please don’t tell anyone” *7 million views later...*

  • @DavidAWA
    @DavidAWA4 жыл бұрын

    I love the way she messes with the expectation of how you think she'll respond to these things happening to her.

  • @LupusAdNoctem
    @LupusAdNoctem4 жыл бұрын

    Why's she have the same cadence and intonations as the "apparently" kid 😂

  • @Contrabass101

    @Contrabass101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe his teacher. He's old enough now, that it could be about him, right?

  • @eliasespitia4834

    @eliasespitia4834

    3 жыл бұрын

    To find out someone else had the same exact thought I did, "I was scared HALF-TAH-DEATH!"

  • @Fevah5

    @Fevah5

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eliasespitia4834 🤣 That was good.

  • @crtinde
    @crtinde2 жыл бұрын

    "... you know how it is" LOL!!!

  • @garysimons1608
    @garysimons16083 жыл бұрын

    Cute, funny and a great delivery!

  • @missgoody1000
    @missgoody10003 жыл бұрын

    The wife-to-be shouldn’t worry about having her dark secret nightmare become reality. Nursing is going to be painful.

  • @persimmonss

    @persimmonss

    3 жыл бұрын

    Could be her thing tho

  • @3kojimbles895

    @3kojimbles895

    3 жыл бұрын

    ok but masochists

  • @TampaJohn

    @TampaJohn

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually herd of that happening though. It’s a real thing.

  • @Marcus-hq3qh
    @Marcus-hq3qh4 жыл бұрын

    USC, Star football player, bicycle 🚲. She’s talking about JUJU 😳

  • @quintonkirk285

    @quintonkirk285

    4 жыл бұрын

    Marcus bruh look

  • @pop6491

    @pop6491

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's a made up story. Probably lol.

  • @spicysokka

    @spicysokka

    3 жыл бұрын

    YO I THINK U ONTO SOMETHING

  • @geradcoder2918
    @geradcoder29182 жыл бұрын

    UC Santa Barbara is the best. Those apartments will always be a fond memory.

  • @tharrrrrrr
    @tharrrrrrr Жыл бұрын

    5:29 "She said, 'Please don't tell anyone.'..." 😂

  • @spyder000069
    @spyder0000694 жыл бұрын

    Extreme was after the jump showing her a scrap of shoelace in his hand and yelling nooooooo!

  • @walterarchie5388
    @walterarchie53884 жыл бұрын

    She's funny, very dry humor

  • @fredericksharon6908

    @fredericksharon6908

    4 жыл бұрын

    Very dry indeed :) can run out of jokes after a while .

  • @walterarchie5388

    @walterarchie5388

    4 жыл бұрын

    I say she's dry because of her delivery, it's funny, but she can stretch a punch line

  • @Youtubeexpert420

    @Youtubeexpert420

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dry or wet all she can joke about is sex.

  • @veespa_
    @veespa_3 жыл бұрын

    This was a great showcase for her.

  • @medvidmaks
    @medvidmaks4 ай бұрын

    she is really funny, looking forward to seeing more of her

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon4 жыл бұрын

    So that student is trash af at writing if he wrote it that way, but his story was hilarious.

  • @UltraSuperDuperFreak

    @UltraSuperDuperFreak

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well writing comments like you just did, kinda makes you trash too. LoL, yes same for me writing what i just did before you cry. 99% of humans does trash things. Plus it proberly just a made up story formed into a joke anyway.

  • @urbosasfurry2126

    @urbosasfurry2126

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think part of the joke was making fun of a football player's college level writing skills to be like a ten year old's.

  • @Rhekon

    @Rhekon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@urbosasfurry2126 Likely

  • @Rhekon

    @Rhekon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@UltraSuperDuperFreak Take a chill pill, internet tough guy. Also, *it's and *probably.

  • @spontaneousbootay

    @spontaneousbootay

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@UltraSuperDuperFreak screenshot your comment. Take some english classes then reread what you wrote so you can understand how incoherent your comment was

  • @isabellataylor8810
    @isabellataylor88104 жыл бұрын

    For some reason "weather permitting" got me the most. Just the way she said it and the look on her face cracked me up

  • @Paulpaul-oq1ie

    @Paulpaul-oq1ie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isabella Taylor :))) let's talk on whatsapp...

  • @ericbrown1101

    @ericbrown1101

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was funny because it was California, the weather is always amazing.

  • @davida5379
    @davida5379 Жыл бұрын

    Outstanding!

  • @fairy5668
    @fairy56687 ай бұрын

    I don't know what I expected but it definitely wasn't this set lmao this was so much better than what I thought it would be.

  • @MUNJIxULTOR
    @MUNJIxULTOR4 жыл бұрын

    Wait, JUJI SMITH SCHUSTER?! He got famous on IG for not having a car and riding a bike his NFL rookie season...AND HE WENT TO USC

  • @AlvinGuoSubscribe

    @AlvinGuoSubscribe

    4 жыл бұрын

    What a lad

  • @Briguy1027

    @Briguy1027

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL it could have been him. It sounds like the sort of wacky thing he would do.

  • @ermag22lan66

    @ermag22lan66

    4 жыл бұрын

    She never said she was a teacher at usc tho

  • @bohull4400

    @bohull4400

    4 жыл бұрын

    ermag22län she literally says it 5 seconds into the video

  • @romain1752

    @romain1752

    4 жыл бұрын

    ermag22län Someone has short attention span.

  • @zenigga
    @zenigga4 жыл бұрын

    Am i just too stoned or does that waffle thingy actually makes a LOT of sense?

  • @darrellcharles9705

    @darrellcharles9705

    4 жыл бұрын

    Akhil manohar If you don’t know. How would I know?

  • @zenigga

    @zenigga

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@darrellcharles9705 okay I seriously don't remember what this video was about :)

  • @ShovelChef

    @ShovelChef

    4 жыл бұрын

    Akhil manohar, I guess that answers that. 😏

  • @the1exnay

    @the1exnay

    4 жыл бұрын

    Your thighs do not get hot enough to properly prepare a waffle. So imma go with you're too stoned

  • @Looserkid13

    @Looserkid13

    4 жыл бұрын

    you're too stoned bruh that shit's nasty and not hot enough

  • @user-oo8xp2rf1k
    @user-oo8xp2rf1k3 жыл бұрын

    B+ That's really kind! Awesome! [Edited for clarity and simplicity]

  • @lukecamp4902

    @lukecamp4902

    3 жыл бұрын

    thanks for over sharing on the internet. wasnt gunna question the initial statement, but i hope attempting not being a creep is working out for ya

  • @ladycatherinedebourgh7336
    @ladycatherinedebourgh73362 жыл бұрын

    Her smirk at 'please don't tell anyone'.

  • @hiddenrain2992
    @hiddenrain29924 жыл бұрын

    Teachers and comedians go hand in hand in relation to experience....you go girl!!!

  • @arttrumbo9496
    @arttrumbo94964 жыл бұрын

    The skydiving instructor sounds like my kind of dude.

  • @Tyler-eq6hp
    @Tyler-eq6hp3 жыл бұрын

    Solid stand up!

  • @michaelthomas4693
    @michaelthomas46933 жыл бұрын

    The five nights in a row of Jack in the Box is what got me.

  • @Sagaan42
    @Sagaan424 жыл бұрын

    I had never head amy silverberg before! Great comedy! Not the type that makes you scream laughing, but the type that leaves you with a good smile the whole time :)

  • @johnroberson1157
    @johnroberson11574 жыл бұрын

    she's a teacher....may have missed her calling; she is fantastic at funny.

  • @leeman27534

    @leeman27534

    4 жыл бұрын

    tbh there's seemingly a lot of teachers that become comedians, so no biggie. hell, she can do both, as well.

  • @jjsamuelgunn1136

    @jjsamuelgunn1136

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laugh at my teachers all the time.

  • @marlajean1715

    @marlajean1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    A great sense of humor makes for a great teacher

  • @DairunCates

    @DairunCates

    4 жыл бұрын

    You think a sense of humor ISN'T a job requirement for the most underpaid and thankless job in the world?

  • @the1972bulldog
    @the1972bulldog Жыл бұрын

    A+ for Effort and Truth at the beginning 😂😂😂😂

  • @em.n.emily7
    @em.n.emily73 жыл бұрын

    that last part made me laugh

  • @InsouciantMac
    @InsouciantMac4 жыл бұрын

    She looks like Sabrina the teenage witch

  • @Schnitzel_Inc

    @Schnitzel_Inc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aubrey Plaza.

  • @taoist32

    @taoist32

    4 жыл бұрын

    Schnitzel Inc. Allyson Hannigan.

  • @dcents5458

    @dcents5458

    4 жыл бұрын

    Except with some kind of Hispanic mixed in

  • @thekalinka918

    @thekalinka918

    4 жыл бұрын

    No.. not really. Maybe from 50 meters away.

  • @moegamadebraheemfredericks6557

    @moegamadebraheemfredericks6557

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@faytstrife5782 Hahaahaha

  • @christopherminutolo9384
    @christopherminutolo93844 жыл бұрын

    Imagine her students stumbling upon this

  • @flipnshifty

    @flipnshifty

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its probably made up. But i thought you wouldnt figure that out with this pf of yours

  • @bearb1asting

    @bearb1asting

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah yeah

  • @justme-ew3ri

    @justme-ew3ri

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Minutolo She probably tells them she is a comedian

  • @divinfLLC
    @divinfLLC2 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, wasn't expecting much but damn I laughed the whole time! Usually don't leave comments on comedy.

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch53732 жыл бұрын

    There are so many great female comedians out right now, her, Beth Stelling, and Rosebud Baker are on a completely different level... and there are so many more on the way up.

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