I reeeeaaaaaally hope there is some old white dude watching this somewhere going, "hey...... wait a minute..."

@MmeDelali

4 жыл бұрын

HoLland-a-Saucy I was waiting for this one😂😭😭

@theaxedemon9086

4 жыл бұрын

not sure if Dale would go watch a black dude do standup

@theresashaw5027

4 жыл бұрын

Dale is somewhere mad AF 🤣

@blvckfiretrvpfire15

4 жыл бұрын

Dale somewhere on Craiglist still looking for recruitments 😂

@uwaknaomiinyang9841

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“I don’t think you’re racist until you go to your second klan meeting.” Gold

@strawberryfox8819

4 жыл бұрын

@Virginia Solomon ....it's a joke

@arm279145

4 жыл бұрын

You ain’t racist as long as you keep bringing your black friends back barbecue from the meetings, lol

@asher7989

4 жыл бұрын

Virginia Solomon lmao stfu

@arm279145

4 жыл бұрын

Virginia Solomon lol yeah, I was born white so I’ve been a racist my whole life right? Fuckin racist piece of shit you are

@zer-op2gq

4 жыл бұрын

@Virginia Solomon but the Klan is having a meetingto find out who they actually hate. How else am i supposed to know? Spoiler alert; the hate group hated everyone

"Jordan... Jordan... Are those Klan ribs?" "Yes." "Can I have some?" KILLED ME!!!

@TC-sl3wz

2 жыл бұрын

I read this while he said this

@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey

2 жыл бұрын

@@TC-sl3wz Same weirdly.

@SassyBitzz

2 жыл бұрын

Dude how did we read and watch it at the same time????

@Lazyeyeblindman

2 жыл бұрын

I just did as well

@unnamedskateboarder5187

2 жыл бұрын

E

"New Orleans to Louisiana is like if you had the most beautiful blue eye, but your whole face was fucked up." That hit me so hard I'm offended on behalf of someone else

@armalite749

2 жыл бұрын

You can be offended on behalf of me. I live in northern Louisiana.

@AlexA774

2 жыл бұрын

As a Louisiana resident all my life, he ain’t wrong

@Medeinathetrashcan334

2 жыл бұрын

As a european im also offended

@azucarblimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexA774 fr Louisiana is fucking boring and bleak as hell most of the time

@Addison.-.Martin

2 жыл бұрын

As a Louisiana resident, no need he’s completely right

"When you're 13-14 you're not a person"

@rosemaryvalenzuela5032

4 жыл бұрын

CATCHTHESEDREAMS as a 13 year old girl I can confirm that statement

@BrustinNikolai

4 жыл бұрын

@@rosemaryvalenzuela5032 as a women you're never a person

@one_man_community

4 жыл бұрын

@@laylax2672 We need more women like you

@laylax2672

4 жыл бұрын

@@luvlygirl100 Sooooo, you HAVEN'T heard of a joke? Orrrrr--

@luvlygirl100

4 жыл бұрын

@@laylax2672 I'm sorry but, What's the joke? It seems like men can make all the misogynist remarks they want and women just shouldn't be offended by it but whenever women try to joke around the same way, we're seen as horrible or going to far. If that was a joke, how is what I commented not taken the same way as his?

"i was alone with a computer and i just catfished the klan" what a sentence

@slywitit7482

4 жыл бұрын

jorden m agreed 🤣🤣🤣

@mercyorsomething

4 жыл бұрын

I READ THIS COMMSNT RIGHT AS HE SAID IT LMAO

@leviacronym6770

4 жыл бұрын

@Jake the Greatest Sure you can. You can pretend to be interested but lie and string them along

@abelsm6270

4 жыл бұрын

Only an absolute mad pad would be able to even say that sentence

@leviacronym6770

4 жыл бұрын

@Jake the Greatest whatever gets you roaring

We were always told by our grandmothers that the secret to a good home-cocked meal was love. Turns out, the secret is actually hate.

@jordan-ko3xt

2 жыл бұрын

home-cocked meal brothers unite 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordan-ko3xt this comment actually made me die laughing pmao

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmyxxcoolkidxx3647 especially the _home cocked_ part.

@cosmicleo3671

Жыл бұрын

Remember guys, the meal *HAS* to be home cocked or it won't be as good as it could be. *HAS TO BE.*

"You're not racist until your second Klan meeting" I'm laughing my ass off

@hardcoreking52

3 күн бұрын

Unless your black friend tells you to join because he's hungry.

Josh: “I have 5 friends.” Josh: * *meets KKK Dale* * Josh: “I have 6 friends.”

@keldaslushlife3353

3 жыл бұрын

EPIC!

@grimhouston9205

2 жыл бұрын

Came here after the first ad popped up

@garygrinkevich6971

2 жыл бұрын

Lol describes every troll community.

@saskwatch8580

2 жыл бұрын

I love that someone commented this. Underrated/hidden material within his material.

@bubbakushingtonIII

2 жыл бұрын

That joke was damn good

this dude tells a story like he's describing an experience to his mom without tryna get in trouble

@terrajenkins5669

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Esock114

Жыл бұрын

Well said

@dallas6131

Жыл бұрын

nailed it

@mateobarkey7883

Жыл бұрын

Honestly bro!

@MalloryNewcomb

Жыл бұрын

Just trying to stay as calm as possible, just saying what happened, almost breezes past the most shocking parts So yes exactly it 😂

as a white man from Louisiana, this is truly hilarious and there are definitely people like Dale around here.

@judithmiller7308

Ай бұрын

I once had a male from the southern most point of Louisiana, where they speak cajun, bragged to me that three generations of his family all married cousins. I said, "You know ,up North we like our family tree to have branches".

"Who knew ya couldn't taste racism? These are amazing, I need these every Sunday!" That made me laugh till I joked, too damn funny.

@calisongbird

10 ай бұрын

Laugh til you joked? 😄

@MirandolinaAmaldin

Ай бұрын

​@@calisongbirdprobably meant "choked"

“I had six friends ... and Dale was one of my best ones” lmao

@daleblack6168

4 жыл бұрын

I could be the Dale in your 6 friends

@suzawilo

4 жыл бұрын

@@daleblack6168 How do you cook your ribs....?

@degrareid8787

4 жыл бұрын

@@suzawilo lmao

@nicolespuhler5382

4 жыл бұрын

Omg LOLOLOLOL I was rolling. He's HILARIOUS :)

@well-dressed-bird

4 жыл бұрын

On Myspace Josh is trying to figure out which friend he can part with to fit Dale in his top 5. Lol

“your not a racist until you go to your second klan rally” Lmao

@wastedpotential9945

5 жыл бұрын

"Who knew you couldn't taste racism."

@zblofu

5 жыл бұрын

This whole bit was a setup for that amazing joke! Absolute gold right there!

@HenryFlamez

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it... sorry

@Zzjzjjzjsn

5 жыл бұрын

Braden Stewart you’re*

@jonkeathegamer

5 жыл бұрын

@@Zzjzjjzjsn You replied to the wrong person.

I'm still following Josh after all these years. And he's gotten better at his story telling & his humor is top notch. I love going back & re-watching these specials from years ago to compare to today's specials. The man was BORN to be a comedian!

@Tonyhouse1168

4 ай бұрын

It’s cool seeing everyone who just discovered him now that he’s doing Lives when we know how deep his lore goes

After the "Dale was his best one" line... that guy's laugh in the background kills me! I feel like he's laughing bc he experienced a similar bromance at one point in his life.

@leandrasolomon5009

2 жыл бұрын

Dale

“I was alone with a computer and I just catfished the klan.” It was wasn’t his senior quote I swear.

@byronwolf8692

3 жыл бұрын

Please tell me that was his senior quote and if you have a picture or some sort of evidence please send it to me, I'll actually lose my shit.

@mr.froschi6526

3 жыл бұрын

I think you are missing an if. You can take mine if you want to.

@byronwolf8692

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.froschi6526 me? Cause I intentionally missed an if.

@mr.froschi6526

3 жыл бұрын

@@byronwolf8692 no I meant faith.

@byronwolf8692

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.froschi6526 oh I see what you mean now "*If* it wasnt his senior quote I swear"

This is what I call a natural comedian, he's funny but it doesn't seem like he's trying to make you laugh. It's a really pleasant experience.

@genesiskravitz8621

4 жыл бұрын

Truly

@elisebond

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah totally!

@magorzataogorek1542

3 жыл бұрын

It's cause he's high xd

@leobrad2199

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I get the feeling he's like this all the time

@omarbenitez8659

3 жыл бұрын

Plus I believe he hasn't cuss

I think this should be called, “Confessions of an Introvert.” 😂😂❤️

This kid refines his cadence & delivery a bit and he's really got something. Can't belive the audience isn't reacting a little better. He's killing it

@elleseven71

Жыл бұрын

yeah, he's a writer for The Daily Show with Trevor Noah and has written for Jimmy Fallon too; i think he's just use to being in the background. his YT channel with Dulce Sloan is hilarious!

Imagine being his mother and coming to his show and learning that your son almost got murdered because he was bored and the klan was recruiting.

@kamikaze4172

3 жыл бұрын

Best part of this is the last little snippet "and the klan was recruiting"

@TheKrazzydawg92

2 жыл бұрын

Jordan didnt die.

@crimruna928

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheKrazzydawg92 well no shit

@nottodaylilbaldhead

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't the first time a black man conned the clan....

@nancyc.5535

2 жыл бұрын

@@nottodaylilbaldhead lmao

“If you die and I’m not home “ “You were never going to make It “ I felt that 😂😂

@slywitit7482

4 жыл бұрын

Hope Amidon ayo same 😂👏🏽😩

@gabriellepittman8379

4 жыл бұрын

My mom to me at 9

@zoomzoombabe

4 жыл бұрын

That was very good!! 🤣🤣

@kamiscreams9795

4 жыл бұрын

i was the 2000th like

@wandanemer2630

4 жыл бұрын

Mom Goals.

“And so... I started a correspondence with this dude named Dale...... AD” perfect! Like a cliffhanger!

@juliebrown6651

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome!

To THIS DAY!!! Dale is at a park sitting on a bench (eating cold ribs) just hoping this man will FINALLY show up!!! 😂😂😂😂

Plot twist: The guy who sounds like he’s crying in the back is crying. It’s Dale.

@MikeSmith-wd3kx

3 жыл бұрын

Dale: *sad noises*

@BenniiBoo

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Dale... Lmao

@hurd7574

3 жыл бұрын

josh johnson lore right here

@BenniiBoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@russellkeagan2867 talk about trust issues...

@onebilliontacos3405

3 жыл бұрын

Oh noes...

This dude is telling this story like he’s reading it to the jury

@BourdeoixEterno

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@luke8179

4 жыл бұрын

yeah fr, it’s a funny story but a boring delivery

@sodapop4949

4 жыл бұрын

That's what makes it good.

@trmp3tply3r3

4 жыл бұрын

The jury, porn would've been normal

@hiii3878

4 жыл бұрын

watch his newer stuff his delivery has improved so so much it’s crazy

he gives me pete davidson vibes. he has very similar energy, nice and calm and everything he’s saying is natural and his words are delivering clean. great comedian!

@briancooley8777

2 жыл бұрын

He’s far better than Pete

@ko-Daegu

2 жыл бұрын

pete is much handsome but only funny few times

@paulsoldner9500

Жыл бұрын

How dare you insult Josh like this

@yadig.

Жыл бұрын

@@paulsoldner9500 right

@agirlhasnoname567

Жыл бұрын

Honestly - his delivery reminded me a little more of Donald glovers calm side

"I don't think your racist until your second clan meeting" killed me 😂😂

Plot twist: Dale is that guy laughing hard in the back

@neazenzen372

4 жыл бұрын

Would love that

@AhmadHamzabalad

4 жыл бұрын

😂I was thinking the same thing

@keanureeveslusciousweave

4 жыл бұрын

there were multiple guys laughing hard in the back, you need to be more specific 🤣🤣

@hunterthefemboy

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine

@yogesvariqueen998

4 жыл бұрын

I thought was the guy that was laughing but sounded like was crying.

This guy sounds like he’s always high but sober at the same time

@goodvibesonly476

4 жыл бұрын

He's super nonchalant, huh!?

@user-cp5mb4rk4m

4 жыл бұрын

@@goodvibesonly476 😆 you rock

@schlorping5156

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds depressed

@deadlyv2154

3 жыл бұрын

Only some have that special ability

@ashleygreen1458

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

His presentation has improved tremendously over the last few years.

I love this kids natural dry realistic humor! He’s hilarious!!! I could listen to him for hours 😂. Hope he makes it to top!

@cb3514

Жыл бұрын

I agree! He reminds me of an early Chapelle, minus the comedic southern accent. Funny thing is, listening to Josh I have to assume Chapelle's accent is forced. I hear a bit of southern twang here, but if you're not creole or DEEP Kentucky, a bit of twang is all you're gonna get from the south. Dave is on something it seems 😆. Edit: Texan born & raised, & stand by above assessment 😉.

@b.l70

24 күн бұрын

​@@cb3514I thought the same! He reminds me of Dave Chapelle.

@b.l70

24 күн бұрын

I think he has now!😊

"so I didn't go, cause I didn't want to die" 🤣🤣 Bruh this dude is killing me

@97YoAnDrEwYo97

4 жыл бұрын

Did you mean bruh like brother, or like how those black people use it?

@bxnts

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Starling tf

@matt_sexton

4 жыл бұрын

10:42

@NerdMCOC

4 жыл бұрын

@@97YoAnDrEwYo97 ok BOOMER

@nawr494

4 жыл бұрын

@@bxnts it's from the video, about 10 mins in

why is Dale the most kkk name ever

@gaylordrobinson1199

4 жыл бұрын

Cletus is also a good one

@Cecil...

4 жыл бұрын

Right? The second you hear his name it's like "I knew it..."

@dumbfridge7576

4 жыл бұрын

my mind immediately went to the Disney characters chip and dale or whatever so I was like “damn didn’t know one of those chipmunks hates black people that much”

@RachaelClag

4 жыл бұрын

@josie Dale is an northern English term meaning valley. As in 'The Dales' in Yorkshire. In Scotland a valley is a 'glen'. Not that clan members would know that or let it affect their choice of kid's names! Lol

@Hakajin

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of Dale Gribble.

Imagine Dale was sitting in the audience 💀

i cant believe its been 7 years since this first came out. i remember watching it randomly and next thing i know hes my favorite comedian ever. i never get tired of watching his acts. and now he uploads on his youtube and hes only gotten better

“Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Jordan Are those klan ribs” “..yeah” “Can I have some😩🙏” 😂😭

@theresashaw5027

4 жыл бұрын

🤷‍♀️🤣🤣

@nicolasmlopezz

4 жыл бұрын

Ur at 666, I won't ruin it

@barbaradaniel4994

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@asaltyem0826

4 жыл бұрын

The secret ingredient is hate.

@burgernthemomrailer

4 жыл бұрын

ASalty Em0 damn that shit taste good

“If your hurtin so bad that in 2004 you need a craigslist as for recruitments then we must be makin progress.” Priceless 👍🏼

@speedtherush

4 жыл бұрын

i feel that homie

@lewydewy2273

4 жыл бұрын

Ad* a craigslist ad. Ya know, advertisement.

@SomeGuy-vo7we

4 жыл бұрын

*you're .....you are

@indoorsandout3022

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, they no longer need ads.

@vjapple3083

4 жыл бұрын

We have made some serious progress. They used to have members in the millions and being in the kkk was no big deal. Nowadays they’re down to like 10,000 or less and no body fucks with them

just stumbled upon this, one underrated bit that rlly got me was at 6:53 (with the callback later on) using „black“ expressions and simply following them up with „but in a white way“😂 cant believe it bombed on stage, totally sells the story for me. delivery is just A+

😂 At Uni, another student invited me to a BBQ next to the student center. I went and they had great burgers, food, ...everything. There were lots of tables w/ vendors. i didn't even look at them. I was too busy sitting there eating. free food! I was on my 1st plate when I noticed that the passersby seemed a lil tooo delighted to see me. I am a Muslim Black American woman wearing niqab/ face veil in the Southern USA. I'm used to silly reactions, so I shrugged it off. My classmate left, and I got my 2nd plate.Then I got fed up at people acting so odd, so I decided to wander over to the tables. The "vendors" weren't selling anything. They were all reps of different sects of Christianity, each with a table advertising their group. Pamphlets galore! Apparently I was attending a Christianity BBQ, held at our campus' cathedral next to our student center. My black christian classmate who invited me only knew it was free food. When people saw me they assumed I was gonna convert🤣. The messed up part was I had just filled my 2nd plate. So yeah I know what it's like to eat the food, start on a 2nd plate, and then get stuck at the meeting 😅😂🤣

“If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist ad... then we must be making progress!” 😱😂

@briang.2218

4 жыл бұрын

I really like that quote.

@xyzsame4081

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly no, most were smart enough to join the police. - I am not joking. LAPD recruited from Alabama. Johnny Lee Clary fmr KKK man (Grand Dragon of Oklahoma, Imperial Wizard) confirmed that they had many covert supporters among LAPD.

@jennyb.776

4 жыл бұрын

@@xyzsame4081 Why would the LAPD hire from Alabama?

@cheesecakelasagna

3 жыл бұрын

Jenny B. lmao Big mood.

@MrNight-dg1ug

3 жыл бұрын

ad*

This guy looks high af, I've never seen a stand up comedian as mellow as him

@Lunacyk

4 жыл бұрын

Big Jay Oakerson and Steven Wright come to mind lol.

@grimfin3214

4 жыл бұрын

Hannibal Burress

@nataliethomas3240

4 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg

@destinystearns2236

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappell in his later years

@amybeaver4542

4 жыл бұрын

Right up there with Dave Chappelle 💖🙂

"What am I supposed to do with this popcorn maker?" I would have told him to post it on Craigslist.

What a positive message and what a hilarious and humble human being.

This guy is the definition of Chaotic Good

@speedtherush

4 жыл бұрын

what up homie

@DavyDave1313

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym

@cptpowerpuff

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like the 666 likes you just reached

@okthen3397

4 жыл бұрын

Mimi Brown 😂💀

@edyamarimartinez1641

4 жыл бұрын

Best description of this Man, ever

"I had 6 friends and Dale was one of my best ones"

@daleblack6168

4 жыл бұрын

Was it me?

@haileysanders917

4 жыл бұрын

@@daleblack6168 👀👀👀

@esrom8414

4 жыл бұрын

@Izzy Zilla no he's just trying to get back at him by pretending he's black

@esrom8414

4 жыл бұрын

@Izzy Zilla lol ok ,that makes sense too

@onyxgothicc

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he was saying it yooo

'You can't taste racism', bro this is funny af 🤣

I dont think you're racist until you attend your second klan meeting - this is so smooth. Kind of joke that makes you pause and think. And they da best. Good one bruh.

Dale, somewhere probably watching this: “now wait just a damn minute”

@M2SLAM_I_Am

3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh I don't think you're gonna catch Dale watching a black comedian 😂

@beblissnow5947

3 жыл бұрын

There's always a friend of a friend & wht & blk do have each other for friends now. lol

@Falling2311

3 жыл бұрын

In Alexandria, Louisiana most likely.

@112523

3 жыл бұрын

@@M2SLAM_I_Am maybe the title would make him tho

@imperallady

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating popcorn

“Then there’s a burning cross in front of you and your like... I’m already here”

@mrnobody6447

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ lol.

@easytoslip

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe the Klan even exists, talk about some petty mofos. This comedian is gold, not only taking the high road but laughing about it. KKK terrifies ME and I'm not even black. Kudos Josh! ♥♥♥♥♥

@MrNight-dg1ug

3 жыл бұрын

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

@paulvicks1336

3 жыл бұрын

Hate to be that guy who doesn't get the joke but is he saying he's JC?

@MrNight-dg1ug

3 жыл бұрын

@Bigfoot The fact that many don't even know the difference baffles me.

"you need to join, I need these every Sunday"🤣

The guy laughing so hard was killing me! He was laughing as if it’s happened to a buddy of his. He went to a BBQ and got bamboozled into staying at a clan meeting!!!!!

Now imagine poor Dale watching this and realising that his friend was actually a black teen catfishing him. Edit: it was a joke, ffs. I'm not feeling any simpathy for Dale, I just think it would be funny. Learn how to take a joke and don't bark at me in the comments about Dale deserving it and whatnot.

@apersonwithacomment7732

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that.

@kylieberk6220

5 жыл бұрын

pOOr DaLe

@bobbiusshadow6985

5 жыл бұрын

Watching a black guy's stand up, that's not the KKK way.

@rakeldanell

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbiusshadow6985 who knows, maybe for research or tackling feul... 😂

@callmedeaux8010

5 жыл бұрын

R. DaNell 😂😂😂tackling fuel

He has a unique style of holding a Mike.

@User_005

4 жыл бұрын

Mic***

@_vakas

4 жыл бұрын

@@User_005 Michael *

@asiyaehsan1682

3 жыл бұрын

Vaka Michelle***

@humansadness3749

3 жыл бұрын

@@asiyaehsan1682 *mikel

@doctorwholover1012

3 жыл бұрын

It's like he's holding a delicate glass of wine 😂

How introverts socialize. I used to pretend to be anyone but myself on imdb message boards before they shut them down. Trolling the internet was my outlet. If a joke doesn't land on the internet no one knows who you are but when it does, it makes your introverted heart soar. I love how Josh Johnson tells stories. He's in his own league.

Truly intelligent comedians are few and precious. Josh sets up and drops like the great Norm MacDonald.

@josiechaney9010

2 жыл бұрын

👍🎯💯

"Jordan Jordan Jordan...Are those clan ribs" "Yes." "May I have some?" lmao

@ottofavoreto9622

4 жыл бұрын

Kawaii Onee-chan *klan

@LeoQveen34

4 жыл бұрын

He politely asked for Klan ribs. I'm weak 😂😂

@gabagool13

4 жыл бұрын

I like your pfp

@SumNutOnU2b

4 жыл бұрын

If I was Jordan I'd've felt so guilty I'd've given him the whole plate

@yasminebts7594

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love your profile pic.

He genuinely seems like he's just telling a story not trying to be funny and people are laughing

@Muzikrazy213

4 жыл бұрын

That's when you know you've got a future. Hone those delivery skills and its lights out from then on

@legoboy7825

3 жыл бұрын

My Favorite KZread Channel ok KZread comments psychologist

@sora1498

3 жыл бұрын

loveeee that kinda vibe

@sora1498

3 жыл бұрын

@My Favorite KZread Channel i touch my nose a lot when im nervous-

@MrReviewThis

3 жыл бұрын

The most hilarious joke is the one you cannot make up.

I'm always locked in for a Josh Johnson story.

Not the Snoop Dogg stain! 😂😂

“And by chill I don’t mean the way black people chill, I mean go somewhere cold.”

@Forsaken860

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@q-tuber7034

4 жыл бұрын

Whoosh, over the audience’s head. But so good.

@isweartofuckinggod

4 жыл бұрын

Let's go stand in the freezer section of Costco for 45 minutes and talk about life.

This dude seems like he’d make an awesome friend

@dal6935

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, this explains a lot now.

@thisismyname1701

5 жыл бұрын

@@dal6935 ?

@mattrogers5188

5 жыл бұрын

@@thisismyname1701 Suddenly he understands Josh Johnson's appeal?

@msynrap867

5 жыл бұрын

He's a story teller

@beatrixthegreat1138

5 жыл бұрын

well not to Dale lol

that's a solid legend material. He's actually a comedian, not a preacher, not a pleaser of the crowd. great material, great timing, great structure of the stories. He's a big stage guy.

"And so naturally I was like DOPE" lmaooo

"Klan makes the best ribs" LOL. This guy is a subtle yet hilarious comedian.

@isaacshadow100

5 жыл бұрын

i dont get it?

@wordzmyth

5 жыл бұрын

"Racism does have a taste and it's delicious!"

@moomoodeadcow

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but, is it true though?

@Avarixin

5 жыл бұрын

absolutely. when he started I was getting the vibe he'd flop because he seemed ultra nervous at first. by the end I was wishing he had 10 more minutes

@reddemon8802

4 жыл бұрын

texasvice1 how is that subtle

The way he talks is so chill 😂😂 sounds like he’s high asf

@theorrymusic

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he is high in this lol

@ab-ho8xo

4 жыл бұрын

@@theorrymusic Definitely is.

@trudyjay7969

4 жыл бұрын

So irritating though

@austinnighteyes1900

4 жыл бұрын

trudy it is being a comedian that’s not a good way to tell your stories

@Reptiliasapien

4 жыл бұрын

So dont listen to it trudy

Intelligent, witty, current, and talented comedian. NOLA proud of i may so. SNL perhaps in your future.

@wingnightbackwards

4 ай бұрын

He can do better than SNL

He is very descipline with the way he did the comedy, he has a calm way of representing himself, is like a presentation with jokes in it, you won't think it's a sucj, it's very well presented I like it.

The 4.4k that disliked this were catfished KKK members..

@miodragstojiljkovic3706

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you think it's kinda odd to type something like that when you're about 40 years old ?

@shotzonyou

4 жыл бұрын

Miodrag Stojiljkovic What does his age have to do with this comment?

@miodragstojiljkovic3706

4 жыл бұрын

@@shotzonyou In my experience only kids post these kinds of comments, hoping for likes

@miodragstojiljkovic3706

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrSomethinggood yeah but I like to put people down on the internet

@allie9138

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

"Who would've known you can't taste racism?" I'm crying in a parking lot in my car 😂

@dagnabbitwabbit

4 жыл бұрын

Yo me too!!! 😂

@bres5010

4 жыл бұрын

He said "you CAN taste it & it tastes delicious..."

@alyssacamarillo7278

4 жыл бұрын

@@bres5010 he said can't I think and the captions said "can't" I think he meant the ribs are delicious, not the racism is delicious. But he could've said "can" and the captions are wrong. Either way that bit was funny.

@bres5010

4 жыл бұрын

@@alyssacamarillo7278 he said "can" and yeah he was making a joke about how he didn't think you could taste racism but you can since the ribs were so delicious hence why he figures you can taste racism but all in a joking matter of course!

@Darubini01TV

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

How have we not heard more from this guy? He's great!

@besping

Ай бұрын

He’s very active on TikTok. He has an hour on Peacock from 2023. He was a writer on the Daily Show for Trevor Noah.

@333BYTES

9 күн бұрын

what? he has a famous comedy channel on youtube now!

What you gonna do with the popcorn marker? Bring it to the Klan meeting?

"Hi...I'm white." Very convincing.

@kraftykactus1028

3 жыл бұрын

most convincing i've ever heard... how else do you tell someone you're white?

@Fluttershys_bong

3 жыл бұрын

@@kraftykactus1028 Say the words “oopsie daisy”

@kraftykactus1028

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fluttershys_bong or say you want to get a tan

@agereartist3763

3 жыл бұрын

And when you eat you have to do the finger. And remember you hate seasoning. SALT IS SPICY

@kraftykactus1028

3 жыл бұрын

@@agereartist3763 wut

I used to be in one of the biggest skinhead gangs in the nation. We had a set up in a clubhouse/tattoo parlor, and we were doing a big thanksgiving party where there must’ve been about 15-20 tatted up skins there *BUT* we forgot to turn off the “open” sign on the tattoo shop. So we’re sitting there around these tables grubbing down turkey and shit and this black guy with his wife and kids show up to get his daughters ears pierced, and when they opened the door, we all just stopped eating and the black family had this look in their eyes like “oh shit, what did we just walk into?” and we were like “oh shit, what did they just walk into?” 😂😂 Long story short, they ended up getting their daughters ears pierced and they sat down and shared dinner with us, and ended up taking part in an open conversation about some of our beliefs and wouldn’t you know it, we actually agreed on alot of things. They even shared the customary drinking horn where we pass a horn of mead around and give thanks for what we have. That guy who stumbled into our “hornets nest” came to be one of my closest friends and eventually a big reason why i left the group.

@SCHRODINGERS_WHORE

3 жыл бұрын

Awwww.bro

@moniquegreen1374

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

@cheesecakelasagna

3 жыл бұрын

Dale?

@MarzaButTube

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda off topic but the fact you guys passed a horn full of mead around is some LARPy ass shit lmao

@5dancingisraelis535

3 жыл бұрын

::::::::::: it is LARPY but it is also pagan culture. The same as Black Isrealites with idols of nefertiti or egyptian symbolism. It’s a tradition of nordic cultures and Scandinavian heritage.

"I don't want to die" LOL

Some lady during the start was audibly disagreeing with his bit about Louisiana. What a fun person she must be, lmao

"are those klan ribs" yeah man "can i have some" im dead

@champchamp3075

5 жыл бұрын

Might be a cannable after eating them.

Are those Klan ribs? ... yeah. *CAN I HAVE SOME?*

@tothjake94

4 жыл бұрын

As anyone would do

@rebeccahherdener2068

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao. That's my favorite part.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 I was like...I'd have asked too.🤣

@zorro2441

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@stevewondering6311

4 жыл бұрын

Cause you got to know if it was worth it

@amyliaclenny1866

4 жыл бұрын

SethNotMeth Of course you want the ribs, they're *barbequed* RIBS!

Dale watching this right now: 👁👄👁

“Dale was one of my best ones” lmao nooo

Somewhere Out there is a southern man staring out at the rain from his window. His laptop illuminates his face and a single tear rolls down Dales face... "Why won't you see me strange man. Why do you hide".

@1-gz7xy

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan Hovey this is awesome lmao

@pinkninjabunny2177

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@zeynabuthman639

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed as hard at this comment as I did at the story itself.

@monkeysue61

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan Hovey this was the most golden coment ive ever read

@jan3211200

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha thank you perfect

“When I was 13 or 14” dude you don’t look older than 16 max

@featuringsan

4 жыл бұрын

black don't crack

@rango5922

4 жыл бұрын

Stfu you probably live on your moms basement

@barackobama6105

4 жыл бұрын

Rang O or probably not

@chase1146

4 жыл бұрын

@@rango5922 nah actually my mom lives in MY basement

@chase1146

4 жыл бұрын

@Filip Sarkic no legit, in my house my mother lives in my basement. i live in the main part of the house

Josh, you sound soooo high. SO FUNNY! This clip was from 6 years ago, and you were hilarious even then! I see such a huge future for you. Keep up the great work!

Josh Johnson is a Great American Hero, at least in my book. 🎉😂❤

“I think you need to join, I need these every Sunday” I lost it there.

@CCMetaTraveler

5 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂

Best thing about Josh Johnson is that he very calmly, in total nerd fashion, confounds all expectations. Gotta love him, just for that.

@bellebonebag8096

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that said Josh Joshson and I was about to say 😂😂😂😂 his mom really named him that?

@Kissable-st4r

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Daizlol

2 жыл бұрын

Just made me think, I think it’s that new batch that his dealer put out called “are vans always this white?”

@helenluup5392

2 жыл бұрын

We have the same color and letter profile picture. Just had to let you know.

@ese4832

2 жыл бұрын

what were your expectations?

This is the one stand up set I always come back to and laugh at when I feel I need to

“you need to join. i need these every sunday”😭

"Who would have known that you can't taste racism, it's delicious" hilarious!

@covennoir7196

2 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle would be proud of that line.

@joesguitargear7742

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best line 🤣🤣🤣

@DefendYoungstown

2 жыл бұрын

(Wanda Sykes): "Nuh uhhh! We ain't about to eat no food made by some fuckin' hatemonger!" (Earthquake): "I will! Baby, you can't taste racism!!" - Clerks 2

@rush22071

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the Paula Deen tactic

@sarah_b_555

Жыл бұрын

**CAN.

“who woulda known you can’t taste racism??” BRUH 😂😂😂

@loganrogers7537

5 жыл бұрын

carry me to victory he said can taste

@xxXthekevXxx

5 жыл бұрын

Logan Rogers that wouldn’t make sense. If you could taste racism then the ribs would be bad. You can’t taste the racism, because they are good.

@adnelg319

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxXthekevXxx he said you can taste racism and it's delicious

@EasilyBoredGamer

4 жыл бұрын

he very clearly said can't

@soysauce6503

4 жыл бұрын

Gold rapped in skin

He is so sweet. I wanna hug him. 💜

I love him on the Daily Show, but his stand-up is exceptional!

Josh: Hello, am white man, can join kkk? Dale: Wait a minute? Are you really white? Josh: yes Dale: Understandable have a great day

@garymericano

3 жыл бұрын

How does this have 450 likes? Is there a botnet doing this or…?

@acanadianfry2539

3 жыл бұрын

@@garymericano how do you have 1 like? Is there a botnet doing this or...?

@luxurypetscz

3 жыл бұрын

@@garymericano just Google the phrase dude.

@ko-Daegu

3 жыл бұрын

@@garymericano Is really just prowl liking comments but not replying to it I was not planning to say anything if your comment was not there

@agereartist3763

3 жыл бұрын

He had to use his phone voice for that one

what if dale sees this and goes “oh im coming now buddy”

@rickl.a.6414

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure dale would choose buddy as the choice word in that sentence!🧐🤓😂 just saying tho😉🤣

@hopegold883

4 жыл бұрын

Thought I was the only one paranoid enough to worry about this!

@cruxmind

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidansteele9426 lol

@McMaster1471

4 жыл бұрын

A Steele nah man, he’s going to say the n word, straight up

@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube

4 жыл бұрын

McMaster1471 probably

Seen this while smoking a blunt. Nearly died when he said Alexandria because that's where I live 😂

I love how despite knowing the basis of this video from the title it subverts ALL expectations. And the same thing happens in all of his videos and it is FANTASTIC.

this dude is blackkklansmen and he didn’t even realize it lol

@jimmydivicio838

5 жыл бұрын

He ripped of the real dudes story it was known before the movie I’m not even from the United States and I’ve heard that story 3 or 4 years ago

@kimchiandquesofresco

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmydivicio838 the movie was based on a real story. The actual dude worked with them on the movie.

@AbsolXGuardian

5 жыл бұрын

He's also done a bit about having a white sounding voice. He could have done the whole thing!

@potato4551

4 жыл бұрын

FDHF THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

“If you’re hurting THAT BAD in 2004 for recruitment that you need a Craiglist add... then we must be making progress!”

@Angry5Man

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite quote from this

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@sourbongjuices9632

2 жыл бұрын

Stfu u ain't my mom and I was drunk

@TSquared2001

2 жыл бұрын

BWAHAHAHA......unfortunately (reality check).

@calisongbird

10 ай бұрын

*ad

The one guy in the back "woooo!!" When he says I want to introduce you to the Brothers lol

This is the first time I've heard this dude and he's great. What perfect delivery.