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@OutlanderZombie_03

5 ай бұрын

You are my new favorite comedian

He: babe, tell me those three magical words She: “I’ll wrestle ya”

@Missie78

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 I'd like to be there for that!!

@papiapoumilaei

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@thatcrystalpie

4 жыл бұрын

why were you and mommy wrestling in the bedroom? because she was on craigslist.

@princegogeta9086

4 жыл бұрын

I've got food. Not really though. I'm really hungry.

@thescoundrel793

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes you will

Want to see him plan a funeral.

@zacharyandrew1001

6 жыл бұрын

Terrance Shaw From the sound of it, he almost had to

@johnfarr2738

6 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@subarnosiraji2640

5 жыл бұрын

Zachary Casavant 😂😂😂

@deejaydaiel9181

5 жыл бұрын

Putting the fun in funeral

@shrunkenheadsandspiderwebs697

5 жыл бұрын

He can plan mine lol

Someone please give this man a Netflix special.

@maplesyrup6137

4 жыл бұрын

Natalie Long YES

@darthsmythe6783

4 жыл бұрын

This joke was 11 min I barely breathed for half that! If they gave him an hour or more people could die!

@akaforart653

4 жыл бұрын

@@darthsmythe6783 This would cause a national crisis. This man is just too dangerous. Lungs would explode. Hearts would attack. Danger WILL come.

@purplepixi18

4 жыл бұрын

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Omfg yes! ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

@MF-LXRD

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't need it and fuk Netflix they would own that IP than. You people need to stop wanting others to give away their IP's.

This guy has the same personality as deadpool

@Yetigaming420

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan McConnell I was ur 69 like. Seems fitting

@jesseobrien1381

4 жыл бұрын

Dam right

@ben-jq4vi

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan McConnell Deadpool taught him how to live

@morganlance.knight

4 жыл бұрын

True

@antoni5063

4 жыл бұрын

FUCKING RIGHT LAD

Just discovered this dude from his "D*** pics" video. Best decision ever

@thedemonickingcobra4152

4 жыл бұрын

i started from the same vid aswell

@PhantomPinetree

4 жыл бұрын

Eyy me too

@chloeking2590

4 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@vencagek

4 жыл бұрын

I have to get up to work in 3 hours but i'm watching this guy instead. No regrets.

@breannamartin6339

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Never heard of this guy until yesterday and after hearing the joke about his kid stealing his edible I've been binge watching his stand-up non stop since. 😭👏😭👏😭👏

@shuniji6663

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@xyz_eflo

5 жыл бұрын

revobrewski same

@anavaderduo7548

5 жыл бұрын

This is exactly me yesterday. Idk how I've never heard of him before.

@natelithgow7889

5 жыл бұрын

I came from that stand up too. Found this guy after binging Bo burnhum and this man is hallarious

@KatherineHuether

5 жыл бұрын

Same thing JUST happened to me!!!! LOL

Someone needs to make an animation film of this story ASAP

@Sam-bz2zy

4 жыл бұрын

They dooo!

@DrMrBro

3 жыл бұрын

When!?

@vincentn337

3 жыл бұрын

What!?

@craZysteve547

3 жыл бұрын

How!?

@helenvictoria9288

3 жыл бұрын

Why!?

You can literally hear some people in the audience literally coughing and choking from how hard they were laughing

"She kinda absorbed him for a second" 😂😂😂

@seancelestin2472

5 жыл бұрын

Ellie Stoeva came across this as I heard iy

@user-nb8sl4cw5p

5 жыл бұрын

@@seancelestin2472 same

@natelithgow7889

5 жыл бұрын

Read this as I heard him say it lol

@tereo6749

5 жыл бұрын

Kml

@catherinehill6927

5 жыл бұрын

*Where the fuck did he go?*

I dont know why he uninvited you to the wedding. You warned him, that you were going to do it to him

@georgegaming3500

5 жыл бұрын

Drew Wassmuth but on the contrary, he was also molested by a fat woman😂

@slinkygaming1970

5 жыл бұрын

george gaming not fat but ripped

@thedeathking5383

5 жыл бұрын

@@slinkygaming1970 no it was fat he said his friend had to move the fat to talk to them

@JoshWolfComedy

5 жыл бұрын

right????

@minotaur470

5 жыл бұрын

"You know I had to do it to 'em"

When he looked up and said “why” I screamed.

Can’t get enough of this man, swear I’ve seen most of his stuff at least twice.

I thought he was going to say “I’m going to fight you so hard!”

@isthatshaggy9930

5 жыл бұрын

Hey jack we need a new milk "I'M GONNA FIGHT U SOO HAARD"

@kanecrotty2576

5 жыл бұрын

Don't say that

@crazyscottishboi3822

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if shes naked

@qwest500

4 жыл бұрын

Gus Phillipich 999th like

@katarca3977

4 жыл бұрын

Gus Phillipich that’s what she said

"I'LL WRESTLE YA"

@josegonzalez-aponte8856

5 жыл бұрын

HECK YEAAH

@josegonzalez-aponte8856

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@johnnelsestuen5793

5 жыл бұрын

IM SO EXCITED

@themanohman7157

5 жыл бұрын

I can only imagine this in a heavy Scottish accent

@ryonlee2987

5 жыл бұрын

@@themanohman7157 nah southern accent is what I'm getting from this

This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I show this to everyone.

Lmao **why dose she smell like Bofulow wings**

@TinyMafioso

4 жыл бұрын

Dragon Worriar isnt it buffalo?

@huntercash2171

4 жыл бұрын

“Bofulow”

@Schlotskers

3 жыл бұрын

Bofulow... even as a joke where tf did that spelling come from 🤔

@Lunaontheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

How, how do you manage to do this; even your name is “Dragon Worriar”! I don’t know if this is on purpose, but I love it.

@TheRealMaroonExpy

3 жыл бұрын

Did you have a stroke? Do you need an ambulance?

Found this dude about 2 hours ago. I think he's my new favorite😂😂😂

@marcusluna4026

5 жыл бұрын

Aine York I suggest brad Williams

@jenjenblahblah6784

5 жыл бұрын

Aine York same

@cleverusernamenexttime2779

5 жыл бұрын

He is a lot like Brad without the midget jokes.

@joaohenriques379

5 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@ec7ipse604

5 жыл бұрын

Same

“It was like a reverse birth!” so amazing 😂😂

@Grimlock4551

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's called vore

@don368

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grimlock4551 vore is like a swallowing fetish it's something completely different my guy

@squarley316

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt Quagmires mom do that to him like 8 times

@SkyLlive

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so that was a joke! I heard it like "It was like a reverse bird". Didn't make that much sense as it does now xD

@KRDP

3 жыл бұрын

dude that part was freaking hilarious revered birth. his little head disappears and all you see is his little arms slapping her back omg i died laughing so hard the best part was when she absorbed him and then spewed him out.

Would have been hilarious if his dad would have reinvited him. Then he could have brought the wrestler as his date! 😆

7:10- And he just looks at her and goes "I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU SO HAAAARD!"

The best sugestion youtube has EVER gave me

@EikottXD

6 жыл бұрын

wilson valsagna , AGREED

@mintyfresh4705

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@lorddrako825

6 жыл бұрын

Most definitely

@Arizonaball1

6 жыл бұрын

wilson valsagna given

@timvandenbouwhuijsen9961

6 жыл бұрын

wilson valsagna TRUE HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS HELL

I can just imagine the start of the speech. "So this is a story from my son's bachelor party" and the thoughts going through his head must be like nononononono

@michaelmay4402

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the dad also put buffalo wings on the menu

@allovell1973

4 жыл бұрын

FAREAL

(almost) death by snu snu

Dude imagine if he somehow died in that battle and his soon to be wife had to hear how he died oh my god

I’m not even gonna ask why it was recommended, because I’m glad it was.

@mcdonaldspaz7076

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@thewizardofoz511

4 жыл бұрын

I also suggest Andrew Schulz from Guy code and other hilarious shows! that guy will have you on the floor laughing😋.. great control of the audience and never saw anyone that roasts his audience and improv and wing it like he does.. You would definitely bring some laughs because he keeps a real at the end of the day! 😁🤙

I legit just discovered this guy 2 days ago and hes my favorite comedian..pure GOLD

@EldenringPvP645

5 жыл бұрын

I was straight up laughing so hard at the finishing move I forgot how to breath

@Jacktherabbit312

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@isaaccool3183

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@hr0727

5 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Englesias x2000

@skoomasnewalt6566

4 жыл бұрын

Mitchell Bahamas what about Kevin Hart? You racist son of a bitch.

Imagine this guy delivering a speech on someone’s funeral

"You've never seen that in the history fucking never ever"

That _"why"_ got me rolling. Omg.

@mobz4522

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr, lmao

@726Ian

6 жыл бұрын

AnimeFreakazoid11117 I knew it was coming when he said his friend only got one word out

@kasnov9099

6 жыл бұрын

fuckin same😂

@elegirl7788

6 жыл бұрын

AnimeFreakazoid11117 same lol I would do that lol

@pandaman920

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂omfg im dead😂😂

I literally started choking I was laughing so hard. Woke my husband up had to show him now he's choking LMAO

@BasedMilitarist6624

5 жыл бұрын

Marriage goals

@justicedonahue2182

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@josephvalentine7

4 жыл бұрын

Wht part was that , I’m about to turn this shit

@davidfrey2779

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was able to understand. Never laughed from standup.

@Light_novel_reader

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidfrey2779 fluffy

Years later, still my favorite stand-up comedy bit ever

“A reverse birth” 😂

When he says "why" that is just 😂😂😂😂😂

the one word:...*WHY* im suppose to do a project i just cant

"it was like a reverse birth"

The fact that Josh hasn't tried to find this lady and have her on the podcast is astonishing to me😂😂😂

As a vegas native, I can certify this could and has happen...Craigslist is weird man

@papabanks1540

5 жыл бұрын

Krissy Fea the chick from Craigslist is both real and a Guinness world record holder. Brenda kelly

@landenlove3051

5 жыл бұрын

Gacha_Otaku_ _ same here, I live in Henderson tho

@itsmelonzesty

5 жыл бұрын

@@landenlove3051 same fam.....wanna kidnap me?

@eastonlucas4123

5 жыл бұрын

I am also a Vegas native and I can confirm this

@JoshWolfComedy

5 жыл бұрын

yeah it is!

*”NOT THAT FINISHING MOVE!”*

@mattway18

6 жыл бұрын

Didn’t pull a Macho Man or Hogan. She pulled a Yokozuna.

@joeneateyskeety3576

5 жыл бұрын

I was ur 1k like

@renel8964

5 жыл бұрын

The ole Rikishi ass face

😂😂😂 this guy😂😂😂😂 "Let's just throw some ingredients in a pot n see what happens"

His sound effects though. . . 😂😂😂 *I'm dead*

He’s so evil, it’s beautiful, I want a man like this 👏In👏my👏life👏

@christianleeperrr7641

5 жыл бұрын

Fee_fee 64 I’ve never seen a red no face concept art

@d.e.b.b5788

5 жыл бұрын

Be very careful what you wish for........ kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqiqj7aepMi4m8Y.html

@lotheeus

5 жыл бұрын

No you won't

@Jon-1423

5 жыл бұрын

He is the most funniest person ever

Can you plan my graduation, bachelorette, wedding, baby showers and funeral?

@Olivia-sn8ij

4 жыл бұрын

KookieMonsterWants HisSugaKookie I want him to plan my dads funeral

@isaiahmoreno3067

4 жыл бұрын

I want him to plan my Graduation, Wedding and bachelor party

@memmlespotatoes8884

4 жыл бұрын

That funeral would be lit

Was super depressed the whole day. This video instantly made me feel better. Havent laughed this much in a long time. Ur one of the most funniest and amazing comedians of all time!!!!!! Thank you for blessing us with ur existence :')

"It was fight for life...It was a reverse birth!!!"

Everyone needs atleast one friend like Josh

@alvallac2171

5 жыл бұрын

*at least

@srphtygr

5 жыл бұрын

I am that friend...

@nathanhunt9105

5 жыл бұрын

The bat-shit crazy, psycho friend that always knows how to get shit started and never knows when to start?

@userc-dq2li

5 жыл бұрын

so proud to say, i am that friend

@angrygender-confusedhelico4802

5 жыл бұрын

I pride myself in being that guy

*iLl wReStLe yA*

@hr0727

5 жыл бұрын

Super- Nova what if it said *ill fight ya so hard*

His audience doesn’t deserve him

“You ain’t ever seen that in the history of never ever!!!” This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Three words: I’ll wrestle yah 😂

Sociopaths are the best comedians

@JWard2

6 жыл бұрын

Pippin Covington really?

@theevildrummingsithlord1492

6 жыл бұрын

Schadenfreude

@DHyatt

6 жыл бұрын

He is not a sociopath just because he pranked his friend. A practical joke does not a diagnosis make.

@johnfarr2738

6 жыл бұрын

He would only be a sociopath if he did this shit on a regular basis

@jameswhite6056

6 жыл бұрын

Pippin Covington oh is that why people find me funny

I’m taking notes for when my younger friends get married

That must have been like a Mini Cooper charging down an incoming freight train head on

'Soft 140' is so descriptive! I was dying thinking about this in my head!

The image of this guy squirming for air while buried ginormous butt-cheeks is completely ridiculous. The best-man speech is going to sting forever, lol.

@DebtlessKegan

6 жыл бұрын

Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend

@Yzjoshuwave

6 жыл бұрын

SirKegan I’m going to need to write more carefully, so total strangers can see that I understand the trivial and obvious.

@Yzjoshuwave

6 жыл бұрын

NuclearWinter2110 Instead of focusing on doing something valuable with your life, you are not-picking totally trivial statements from strangers to displace the feeling of emptiness and disappointment. Find something of value to do instead of wasting your time.

@Subangelis

6 жыл бұрын

NuclearWinter2110 - Yes, it may have been ambiguous, but you understood what he meant, correct? I certainly did. Hell, the 50 people who gave him a thumbs up did too. Seems like SirKegan is the only one from this thread who doesn't know how to infer from incomplete data.

@Subangelis

6 жыл бұрын

NuclearWinter2110 - I understand. But look at SirKegan's comment. "Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend" Doesn't that sound a little condescending? He is either an idiot, or he had to explain to Joshua Morriston what was wrong with his comment, mansplaining so to speak.

This man has the best stories, my new favourite comedian! 😂😂😂😂

Love the part when he says i can't breath. Because i couldn't breath.

Me being 6'5 I'm quite rotund myself and can absorb a lot of brute force but I will not condone face sitting

@tiarnan76

5 жыл бұрын

you should put that on a t-shirt "IM 6'5", ROTUND, BUT DO NOT CONDONE FACE SITTING"

@user-hj6lp2oc8b

5 жыл бұрын

Earth Is A Donut that’s tsukiyama isn’t it...?

@wolfrayne8355

5 жыл бұрын

Earth Is A Donut "absorb"

@wolfrayne8355

5 жыл бұрын

😂 He got absorbed alright lol

@KatieDeGo

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know you but if you're 6'5" and rotund, I love you

The dad is the real MVP

@kendran.stanley6357

5 жыл бұрын

He’s your dad?! Awesomeeee

I mean you did warn him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Friend: "Ok, I'm ready" Josh: "Hehe, no, the fuck you're not"

THIS IS FUKIN GOLD

@dr.bleach2123

6 жыл бұрын

No

@theomnitrixster61

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Bleach yes it is

@mattway18

6 жыл бұрын

FUCKING*

@dsargus3

5 жыл бұрын

*Big fucking big.

@jibislakis8193

5 жыл бұрын

For white people maybe

I cried laughing so hard. Im only upset I didnt see this before my best friend wedding.

@lylatrent9002

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he’s upset

This guy is great. Frikin hilarious.

Bro, you are fantastic! Never laughed so much in my life! There is nothing better than a good practical joke! I call it, “The gift that keeps on giving!” LMAO

My 10 year anniversary is coming up....do you still have her number??? Does she travel? Omg I need her to wrestle my husband.

@bramlovestogame8035

5 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Norton I don’t mean to be creepy but I need that video

@jennifernorton37

5 жыл бұрын

@@bramlovestogame8035 bahaha

@danieltsiprun8080

4 жыл бұрын

@@jennifernorton37 may i borrow the video for research purposes.

@jennifernorton37

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieltsiprun8080 sure thing lol

@sl8103

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Norton send it

This could literally be deadpool

@MobiusPi

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Johnson Dear Marvel Cinematics, PLEASE listen to this guys comment and put this scene in Deadpool 2 when Wade is getting married to Vanessa at the best man speech segment of the wedding. With great hope, The Master of Useless Knowledge

@johnbeauvais3159

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Johnson Glad I wasn't the only one who thought so

@eagle3676

6 жыл бұрын

Master of Useless Knowledge fox makes Deadpool not marvel

@chrisparrot2660

6 жыл бұрын

Eagle 367 Hello friend. If you look into it, you will find that Deadpool is technically in the marvel universe, in the same universe as X-Men, but Fox owns the rights to that part of the marvel universe I.e. the exclusivity of the use of the word "Mutant" which explains why the word "Mutant" has never been uttered In any of the movies in the the Avengers or Guardians of the galaxy movies. 😀☺️

@eagle3676

6 жыл бұрын

Parrot Bear no it's not. Sorry friend but no one other than fans think it's the same universe.

"You've never seen that in the history of never ever!" Is by far the greatest thing I've ever heard. Pure poetry. 10/10

I’m never drinking coffee and watching this again! I stained my walls

@CC-dc9sr

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, the walls are already stained so what's the point?

@sonoflethal

4 жыл бұрын

You are a child

@Elvenpath

4 жыл бұрын

I was eating a sandwich and inhaled some of it.

Try to keep a straight face while watching its impossible

@mackislanddlf

5 жыл бұрын

0:01 *laughs* oops... failed

@mimimeep1387

5 жыл бұрын

Possible ._. poker face master

@Theother_blackguy

4 жыл бұрын

I did

@oilandsmoke386

4 жыл бұрын

Minsugabun_ kitty I am trying to in school

@skgmountainbiking2896

4 жыл бұрын

Ez

I watched this ages ago and loved it. Just now I was talking to a friend when he mentioned that he’s “6 foot 250” and this came flooding back. Decided to watch it again and laughed at least ad much as I did the first time. Thank you so much

His dad use that as his best man speech 😂 I wonder how embarrassed he was and his wife's reaction 😂😂😂

This nearly killed me, I was laughing so hard when his mate said “why?” I couldn’t breathe

You should have someone do one of those animated cartoons to the audio of this video, it would be the shit!

@monkeyathletics4624

6 жыл бұрын

True.

@brianbird3756

6 жыл бұрын

Screw it, go live action with Tammy and Mike the Cop.

@anitar1674

6 жыл бұрын

Greg Freeman Music Yeah that’s be amazing

@jakekilleen4785

6 жыл бұрын

D

@kuri369kuri

6 жыл бұрын

Greg Freeman Music absolutely!!

I found this last year, and it is one of my favorite stand-up stories. I've showed it to all of my friends. This and "Grandma & Grandpa" get me every time.

The hardest I have laughed in forever!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

And then she sat on his head and we were like: "noooo!!!" 😂😂 I laughed my ass off 😂😂

@senza4591

4 жыл бұрын

Its too bad she didnt, little guy almost died lmao

@tristanlj3409

3 жыл бұрын

Laughed your ass of his face?😂

THIS. IS. COMEDY. GOLD.

@Techniciansbrewery

6 жыл бұрын

Cali Sounds Unarguably!

OMFG!!! 4am and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I love him!!!

I was watching this alone in an airport a bit over a year ago, and I had to use all my willpower not to turn heads at my hysterical cackling. Fricken amazing guys.

This is how I realised I love weird shit😁

@radioactive_baby0706

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@sl8103

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

I haven't laughed this hard at stand up in a while!!!!

@Techtot

6 жыл бұрын

Megan Claren same

@theomnitrixster61

6 жыл бұрын

This is not safe for asthmatic people

@pinut187

5 жыл бұрын

Then you haven’t watched any real good comedy for a while. This is mediocre at most.

@manuelb5466

5 жыл бұрын

@@pinut187 except comedy is subjective. It might seem mediocre to you, but it's hilarious to someone else. Let people enjoy things

@ItzJSlay

5 жыл бұрын

You should watch preacher Lawson he’s really funny also

So in love with Josh Wolf I've never laughed so damn hard 🤣

My husband and I started our relationship 5 years ago with comedy and just found you to watch. OMFG! Totally brought us back to the first day 😁 great laugh and very relatable 😂

I DIED WITH THE "he did not" HAHAHA!!!!!!

@mrchamber2587

5 жыл бұрын

Me 2

The dislikes are Tim using different accounts. 😂

@davidfrey2779

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of people just don't like standup. I know I can't bring myself to laugh.

Boy did I need that laugh. Hysterical.

I haven't laughed SO MUCH in a long time....Thank you, I REALLY needed that 🤣🤣🤣

you've never seen that in the history of f*kin never ever😂😂😂😂

The first non click baited video

Gasp** “What the fuuuuuu...”

First time in YEARS that I have laughed so hard that TEARS were just falling uncontrollably. Absolutely hilarious, a perfect way to cope with my health issues!

His buddy be like "I'm gonna fight you so hard!!!!"

@griffwn872

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

Firstly I imagined her to be 250 lbs of raw muscle and testosterone. Nah lol

@johnmartin4119

5 жыл бұрын

NegativeJam I was thinking something like that big black Amazon warrior from Wonder Woman

@sharifbrown3567

4 жыл бұрын

I imagined Peter's sister from Family Guy

He warned him. That’s all I can say.

That is the best bachelor party story hands down!!! Awesome delivery! Not to mention, I would've loved to see that shit! Fucking hilarious!

I have not laughed very hard for the last couple of months because I have some medical problems. This was just what I needed. Thanks so much Josh.

@hotrodzwife

6 жыл бұрын

Cain Albertson thank you so much sweetheart !!

@limzhanyi1807

5 жыл бұрын

hope ur fine now

6 F O O T T W O F I F T Y

"... You've never seen that in the history of never ever..." LMFAO

“You fucking finish him!” Was yelled with such conviction and rage-like emotions that even though the mic was help away from his mouth it was just as clear as if he wear speaking into said mic. It was amazing 😂