Every week, Nikki Glaser invites celebrities and fellow comedians to dish about everything from pop culture to the dirty details of their personal lives on her show, You Up. Subscribe to the brand new You Up channel for new episodes & clips every week: kzread.info/dron/EVBir9A-WQIOZq4JmAifUg.html

@anthonypaduano5298

4 жыл бұрын

Like she's hot but in that black and white dress, why do her knees look like Betty White?

@florenziasenna5041

4 жыл бұрын

#1hour talking about blow jobs...... #metoo

@realhusky

4 жыл бұрын

Okay I'll give it a go. Nikki has the best vagina jokes on the market.

@onlyt82

4 жыл бұрын

"Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it." - Eric Cartman

@LittleMacscorner

4 жыл бұрын

I just want you to know that both you and Whitney Cummings have entirely changed my perspective on woman in a positive way. I hope to one day meet and be with a woman as smart and clever and sexy as each of you. Thank you for teaching me woman really are as capable as men. I like it. I hope my daughter grows up to be as clever as the both of you. .

is it me or is she just drop dead gorgeous?

@Disciple_of_Cthulhu

5 жыл бұрын

Not just you.

@fernie2583

5 жыл бұрын

No....not just you cause I think she’s PRETTY HOT too!! 😍😉

@suburbia8831

5 жыл бұрын

Erocknrolla she’s hot af 😍

@heyya7464

4 жыл бұрын

Just you

@tightirl

4 жыл бұрын

she looks pretty haggard except for 7:35

She's like an R-rated version of Eleanor Shellstrop. I love it

@icymoons

4 жыл бұрын

eleanor would be r-rated if not for the good place censors

@broth7905

4 жыл бұрын

that's one of the most perfect descriptions I've ever heard

@kaylar.6437

4 жыл бұрын

100%

@kaylar.6437

4 жыл бұрын

mazie lmfao correct right-

@maytrinchi9257

3 жыл бұрын

this comment amazes me

"Dad, Chris came inside me. Come here! Mmm, I kept it in." 😂😂😂

@jasperjenkins7729

4 жыл бұрын

My real name is Chris. I was turned on!! 😂

@jahsnoke8043

3 жыл бұрын

Actually that joke was the best one of the lot, No actually it was the ONLY joke of the lot

Take a shot every time someone unnecessarily compares her to Amy Schumer lol

@marcillioficino4663

4 жыл бұрын

She's funnier and better looking than Amy Schumer.

@rhettzkie

4 жыл бұрын

She more talented than Amy Schumer.

@TheWonderfulWino

4 жыл бұрын

I can't drink that much!

@bboyle98

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Guiffre it’s unnecessary because they aren’t competing with each other any differently than the way she’s competing with any other comic.

@MovieRiotHD

4 жыл бұрын

I'm even wondering what audiences like Amy Schumer? Why do they find her funny? Her comedy just does not seem well structured and have a lot of depth..

Saw her on Conan, now I'm just binge watching her videos until her special, I mean I'm love with turtle beaver.

@kumareshn7742

4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo Senties. Same here dude

@DiscordBeing

4 жыл бұрын

When is her special? I've been looking for one since her roast of Alec Baldwin.

@sanjikurohashi1548

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly how and why I'm here too! Conan is the best man.

@pj101

4 жыл бұрын

Me too and I trust conan

@kodiiayyeee256

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh the micropenis man lol

Her best bits DON'T include her "Roast" appearances. Now THOSE are even better!

@twuuwttwu

4 жыл бұрын

maybe that's because this video is 1 year old?

@mahmamia5100

3 жыл бұрын

@@twuuwttwu Not sure what that has to do with it, since her roast appearances are over a year old, so it's not like they weren't around when this video was made.

@spaceghost5026

3 жыл бұрын

I find it refreshing to see a compilation without the roasts... They have a different feel

Who's here because of Tom Brady!

@aprillivelyfe6137

Ай бұрын

Yep, she was funny on the roast so had to check out some of her standup.

@seven.s_stars

Ай бұрын

i’m here because of hysteria :)

@dragracer7643

11 күн бұрын

Who's Tom Brady

@Mugen24

6 күн бұрын

Your mom

@martinsamuda-cowan8099

2 күн бұрын

👋 me

Who here after Alec Baldwin roast?

@lesincompris5935

4 жыл бұрын

Meeeeeee

@francisw6993

4 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up with all your "Who's here after?" comments. We know all you want is likes... what a sad, pathetic life you list live.

@owN3CQcFpM3PPaNf

4 жыл бұрын

I'm here after Howard Stern interview

@briancombs9671

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@Abel1120

4 жыл бұрын

i was watching porn...

She's so underrated yet Amy Schumer is popular

@i3k291

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr Nikki is way funnier

@ShadowsDML

5 жыл бұрын

If people that don't like Schumer stopped talking about her everywhere maybe she would be less popular.

@jackiefreeborn2563

5 жыл бұрын

Oh. They’re both chicks. I get it. Brilliant comment.

@afvro75

5 жыл бұрын

Rafael artiga She’s actually becoming very popular. She’s funnier and hotter than Schumer in my opinion.

@toddgaines9446

5 жыл бұрын

Aside from the FACT that Amy steals all her good jokes from others. Nikki is original, that is the point here.

Her legs are as underrated as her comedy

@markt9614

5 жыл бұрын

God those legs......

@timothyhaskell8262

5 жыл бұрын

Both of them👍

@Arriolaa

5 жыл бұрын

The right leg is much more defined. #ilike

@theriphraff

5 жыл бұрын

Dude! You guys are in my head! Her legs are gorgeous.

@KaraboLegwaila

5 жыл бұрын

You should see her feet!

"He gave me a good philling" has EXACTLY the connotation, though lol

"Dad, Chris came inside me! Come here!" 🤣🤣🤣 I fucking lost it lmao

@ducebigga9618

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooooo in tears

@capcarleone8271

2 жыл бұрын

@@ducebigga9618 swear! Lmao I had to rewind it and watch it like 5 times lmao

How in God's name could Amy Schumer possibly be more popular than this woman? Nikki Glaser is amazing, hilarious, talented and freaking hot.

@alphabanjaxedbanshee7034

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, just you.....she is new wave trash, all these MTV freeload entertainers that are wiggling their way into real entertainment are

@francisw6993

4 жыл бұрын

They both suck.

@samij6071

4 жыл бұрын

@@francisw6993 then why are you watching weirdo?

@Red4350

4 жыл бұрын

@@samij6071 theres many reasons for him to watch this video without him being a wierdo....maybe he gets a kick out of watching (in his opinion) sucky comedians...maybe he couldn't even get past the first minute and went to comment "they both suck"....maybe he said she was bootycheeks last year and wanted to see if she got any funnier...lots of reasons....just cause you commented on a video doesn't mean you watched the whole video...maybe its his first time hearing her comedy...i just found out who she was today....cause to know wether you like something or not you still have to watch it either way to make an opinion

@kofola9145

4 жыл бұрын

@@samij6071 To figure out why people think it is funny. I am trying to find a female comedian, but so far it is just middle-aged females talking about their sexual escapades.

"We're having a man!" LMAO

I didnt search for this, but I'm damn glad KZread recommended this. Going on a Nikki Glaser binge now

Her punchline about rogering vs filling was amazing

these are exactly my thoughts when I see expecting ladies

@joshandabradford3144

4 жыл бұрын

Lol..right

@Frilleon

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I know it’s so dumb but same. It’s not even judgement lol

@happybirthday146

3 жыл бұрын

I silently assess the attraction sensibility of whoever the biological father is: "Oh, he likes the doughy, beady-eyed, officious type. Interesting."

@DaveWraptastic

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously how weird is it to basically shout from the rooftops: HE CAME INSIDE ME

@happybirthday146

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveWraptastic :) For real.

Not even joking....that is the truest joke like ever. I legit called my mom once to ask her maiden name for my bank account....and legit was even like "Can you spell it?" lmfao

She is hands down the best female comic in this era

@5Ci0N

2 жыл бұрын

Iliza Schlesinger is better

@imanf3882

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao nahhh. She’s funny but I prefer Ali womg

@josefrisch8776

2 жыл бұрын

No, that would be Ms Pat.

@NebulaWolf01

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: Whitney Cummings

@darkplasmo7921

2 жыл бұрын

that doesn't mean a lot 10min and all it is is mild amusement and its 4am it shouldn't be that hard to male me laugh

The bit about a woman's last name being thrown away is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

@timbastiaans3212

2 жыл бұрын

kkr op

@sumeunggai5665

2 жыл бұрын

Rip

@mikk01975

2 жыл бұрын

But thankfully no one uses those "security" questions anymore! Good riddance!

@sarahklein210

2 жыл бұрын

@@spankbuda3084 why dont you honor some bitches

@AcidAroma

Жыл бұрын

I’ll marry you and give you my last name sweetie ;)

I thought I was the only one who thought about that when seeing expecting moms announcing their pregnancies to family lol 😂 its a natural part of life but still, you know that thought crosses the dads mind and makes him cringe 😂

@jasminflowerz1710

3 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹😹

@pangometersen8834

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@angiehunt3152

2 жыл бұрын

Pop

@markmellon3727

2 жыл бұрын

When my mom told her dad she was pregnant, he asked, "well just what have you rascals been up to?!"

@LinnicBee

2 жыл бұрын

@@markmellon3727 nooooooo 😂 you NEVER acknowledge it

6:15 was soooo me whenever a teacher got pregnant

@jays-move8803

4 жыл бұрын

Right?! Like...you must have had SEX!

@guacamoli7

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone’s favorite teacher got pregnant and I was just like....yeah..your favorite teachers GETTIN IT.

1:14 “Why couldn’t you stay a baby?!” 😂 I’m dead 🤣

Bro I love watching her. Jesus she's so fun and funny.

I lost it at "I took back the night"

I did not like her at first and now she has grown on me. Nikki, great timing, super funny.

I'd not heard of Nikki Glaser before Baldwin's roast and now I'm low key in love with her.

'what's that sonny?' lmao

Is it just me or does she look absolutely gorgeous and cute in that dress?

@grindcoremaniac

5 жыл бұрын

She has some wonderful legs.

@i3k291

5 жыл бұрын

she does

@aatuvaan7563

5 жыл бұрын

Not you, it's Nikki who looks cute in a dress

@joeyvast

5 жыл бұрын

The front row can look right up her skirt. Must be nice lol

@rickfrompawnstars5550

5 жыл бұрын

ChallengingAtrophy 2nd who gives a fuck

That's so true! I remember being in middle School and my class found out that our teacher and her husband were having a baby and I was like: Teachers have sex!?!?

The maiden name thing is so true. Never made any sense to me.

Nikki Glaser is who Amy Shumer wishes she was

I enjoyed that. She's great.

Best female comedian right now.

@austinchristian7936

5 жыл бұрын

She is better kzread.info/dash/bejne/iJeBq8eymsrNkrA.html

@showtime951

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know? Where is she right now?

@Johnny-tq9no

4 жыл бұрын

Which isn't saying much because she's trash

The Tom Brady roast brought me here

love her stories

I bet Nikki would be a blast to party with, she’s funny

So, in reality, everyone is better than Amy Schumer.?

@bagofcorn7434

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Real_SkyRipper

4 жыл бұрын

a dead Dog is funnier than that shoe.

@mateoslab

4 жыл бұрын

amy who?

@Beefeater911

4 жыл бұрын

“So, in reality, everyone is better than Amy Schumer?” Why is there a question mark at the end of that sentence?

@HunterBidenCocaineBag

4 жыл бұрын

Unlike Amy, not every one has an uncle who is the lead democrat Senator (Chuck Schumer from NY)

First time I've heard of her, definitely going to watch more....

Wow I don’t know what I just listened to but sometimes it’s not times to try to be funny. It’s important to listen to real things and not use a defensive mechanism. Wow. Brilliantly said 🙏🏼

Absolutely love her comedy!!!

Her curveball jokes are great.

I am having the greatest laugh in a very long time!

I love her sense of humor as well as her bod !

I love her look in that pony tail

I love coming out so I’ll love going in...... get in there cowboy💀😂😂😂

She's not LOL funny for me but I love to watch her because she's so well-dressed...which is really rare for stand-ups.

Not only is she super talented and hilarious. She has to be the prettiest comic of all time. Smoke show lol

@shamell32

5 жыл бұрын

Iliza Schlesinger is better looking

@m2goofy760

5 жыл бұрын

@@shamell32 that's a tough call between those 2. I wouldn't kick either out of bed till I was finished with round 3.

@xgullafter9590

5 жыл бұрын

@@m2goofy760 oi buddy calm down, you'd need to have a chance with them in the first place

@DavidSmith-pg1ob

5 жыл бұрын

Oh please, Phyllis Diller was the prettiest comic of all time!

@Darksagan

5 жыл бұрын

Whiteney Cummins is funny asf and hot.

Nikki Glaser is so funny and seems super chill. Probably one of the top three female comedians out there. I would love to see her concert and I'd definitely give her the business.

@deveryshepardson3640

5 жыл бұрын

bigg playa do you meaning you’d give her a good fidgeting? Lol

@rogerlmoore4544

5 жыл бұрын

@@deveryshepardson3640 do you meaning bigg playa would give her a good Roger-ing? Lol

@xgullafter9590

5 жыл бұрын

You'd probably shit your pants if you were within 10 metres of her. Appreciate her comedy and I guess looks too maybe but no one needs to know that you'd do her if you could.

@hollywoodshopaholic

5 жыл бұрын

@@xgullafter9590 it's so funny that men only seem to approve of female comics if they find them sexually attractive

@xgullafter9590

5 жыл бұрын

@@hollywoodshopaholic I agree, a lot of dudes do this, but it's mainly because that's what they think is normal and appropriate to do, give it at least a decade and I'm sure this whole toxic dynamic will fade away for the most part, at least concerning female comics because theyre being given more of a platform and importance in society nowadays

10:48 My favorite part

She killed at the Baldwin roast.

This is gold! I laughed soo hard! Probably the best laugh in years! Thank you Nikki Glaser

@staytight6340

Жыл бұрын

You laughed?

Hahahahahah some dude named Doug

I LOVE THIS GIRL

🎉 absolutely perfect! So gorgeous as well

when she discusses sex it flows very naturally from her and doesnt seem forced or corny or just saying it for shock value "YEA A GIRL IS SAYING SHE LIKES SEX! DEAL WITH IT MEN!" she is a very funny comic and I demand more of her! she needs to be super famous

@kenuprotada8048

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s literally because she’s had tons of sex lol. You need to be experienced at it to let the jokes flow off like that. Hard to talk about something and make it believable if you aren’t experienced at it.

Wow, awesome,laughed out loud multiple times,I will be looking forward to more

Nikki, you’re amazing!

"Fooled around" is key for "didn't get laid"

I don't get why people are default comparing her to Amy Schumer. Same thing with Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart...

@sarcasm-83

5 жыл бұрын

Because Nikki proves the style of comedy Amy does CAN be funny... But it just isn't when Amy does it.

@Mrgorilla73

5 жыл бұрын

no it's not the same thing. The girls are Jews and the black guys are funny

@duggiedug9148

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Jones No your wrong asshole. They compare them because they're both blonde. And compare Chappelle because they're both popular black dudes the same age. Let's be real you idiot. Essentially people are comparing the 2 because they're not smart enough to understand the difference between both

@supaman7832

4 жыл бұрын

David Mason Literally no one compares Kevin Hart to Chappelle my guy.

@seanscanlon9067

4 жыл бұрын

@Jay Jones You do get that the words "why other people are" were quite significant words in the OP's comment, right?

I kept it in hahaaaa😂😂😂😂😂

6:19 :) So life-affirmingly, joyously adolescent in the best, most blissful possible way.

I’m mad I didn’t know about this comedien until now. So good.

July, you were getting it, you like it, you should be ashamed of yourself😂😂😂

0:00 Pause there and admire how perfect that face is. How perfect that nose is. God damn.

Such a great comic

Hysterical Brilliant!!!

I had absolutely zero idea how much talent this lady has she is absolutely hilarious.

@henghour7084

2 жыл бұрын

Naw man

Amy Schumer, take notes. U might wanna copy her jokes too. 😂

@cirilloz

5 жыл бұрын

shes not that funny in these clips. I didn't laugh once.

@TheWonderfulWino

4 жыл бұрын

Carlos Mencia did these bits!!

@UnKnown-bw6ti

4 жыл бұрын

Michael C shut up morman

@Mysicalgreenunicorn03

4 жыл бұрын

Abhijeet P Why is we need to compare female comics? We don’t do it to men. Oh Chris D’Elia take note. It doesn’t happen. Jesus.

@edharris5855

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mysicalgreenunicorn03 cause there aren't any male comics that have achieved world famous status by blatantly stealing jokes What do you have to say now?

Love this woman 🤣🤣🤣

Yea I'm in love!

She is hilarious😂

Ugh she’s the besttttt

So funny and so lovable

I love her she is amazingggg(:

So funny, witty, and beautiful too 😍

She’s a breath of fresh air and her comedy feels very British, always a step further, love her!

@andydunne3349

Жыл бұрын

British? Er no....very American

@staytight6340

Жыл бұрын

British😂😂😂

@taxpayertaxpayer6569

Жыл бұрын

It's dry, a lot of people can't get dry humor.

Jeselnik got me tickets up close in the handicap section 😂😂😂 at Balboa Theatre

I love this woman 😆💯❤️

Stop comparing with Amy Schümer ffs. Nikki Glaser is really funny and doing amazing considering that "so many people hate women".

She's great! And those legs!!

@jensjensen9035

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

I love her so much lmao like 5:58-6:44 is so me. I thought I was the only one who thought like that

I. LOVE. THIS. WOMAN. 💕

she's one of my favorite comics lmao always makes me laugh great podcast too

@maiac8406

4 жыл бұрын

Alec Newman I didn’t realize she had a podcast!!! Just found it and subscribed!! thank youuu!!

6:00 I once saw a t-shirt on a toddler that said, "I am living proof that mommy puts out" lol.

im in love

love her!

She is pretty darned funny. Great timing and delivery. She has the looks that allow her to say what she does and still be very attractive.

Never heard of her before she was on the JRE, and now I am glad she was, because she is insanely funny.

@Elmalab

5 жыл бұрын

fuck joe rogan though..

I loved that diaphragm joke.

Haha great stuff……By far my fave female stand up comedian

I LOVE HER 😌❤️

Girl you should look up the Caya diaphragm! Diaphragms have changed since back then 💜🤗

@katharineforsyth1870

4 жыл бұрын

Tahtahme Xero what a pure comment

Nikki crushes every time !

I wish she meets Mike Adriano one day. I really wish we can get that on cam!

Hah i love it, this girl cute too. Good character she's playin

Talented and beautiful. Kinda has the old world charm too especially the forehead and eyebrows, Greta Garbo Look.

Blessing 🙏

I just can't get over the mad crush I have on this hilarious woman lol