Nikki Glaser Doesn’t Mind A Micropenis | CONAN on TBS

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  • @matts.6234
    @matts.62343 жыл бұрын

    Good on Conan for telling the cameraman not to zoom into that guy.

  • @rohailaayansiddiqui6330

    @rohailaayansiddiqui6330

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know a lesbian host who would've shamed that guy if all this happened in her show😂

  • @valerio2230

    @valerio2230

    3 жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @BbGun-lw5vi

    @BbGun-lw5vi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rohail Aayan Siddiqui 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanpurcell4718

    @seanpurcell4718

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @tkaki6029

    @tkaki6029

    3 жыл бұрын

    No doubt. Hilarious also

  • @mariefl1958
    @mariefl19584 жыл бұрын

    This is not a comedy routine. This is a Ted Talk.

  • @doctaflo

    @doctaflo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Nigel Henry, you’re more of a stereotype than she ever could be...

  • @garbageboy9164

    @garbageboy9164

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nigel Henry that’s just not a stereotype but go off

  • @dgrdst5810

    @dgrdst5810

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Nigel Henry I actually agree with you, if yer gonna be sexist you need to be factual atleast, and this is factual

  • @unusuario5173

    @unusuario5173

    4 жыл бұрын

    Her specials are somewhat that. The way she described anal sex was... Wow.

  • @urgfswallows

    @urgfswallows

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mike Schwartz Nigel made a damn good point! He’s 100% correct! You on the other failed miserably!

  • @cetti4405
    @cetti44053 жыл бұрын

    "you have toys, hands, you can cheat on him"... This woman is insane😂😂😂

  • @spdadventurer1754

    @spdadventurer1754

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as hell isnt it

  • @thomasconrad365

    @thomasconrad365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely insane...which is why...I’m now attracted to her....

  • @jeffhair3552

    @jeffhair3552

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spdadventurer1754 it's funny as a quick joke, the unfunny side is that With ALOT of women its actually true.

  • @fenecofeneco19

    @fenecofeneco19

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jeffhair3552 boo hoo

  • @NRoseM127

    @NRoseM127

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was my favorite part 🤣

  • @crise40g
    @crise40g3 жыл бұрын

    Basic rule of thumb: Under promise and over deliver.

  • @thecowboy9698

    @thecowboy9698

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's actually not bad. In fact it reminds of line from one of the Star Trek movies, Scotty tells Kirk that it will take 3 hours to fix their engine, but Scotty can do it in one. I dont remember the scene exactly, but Kirk said something along the lines of: "Scotty, do you always claim a project will take longer than necessary to complete?" And Scotty replies: "Of course Captain, how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"

  • @s4lroachclip

    @s4lroachclip

    2 жыл бұрын

    FOLLOWING THAT RULE, here is the money, then: Hey baby, lets go to the park, it will be great, YOU WON'T FEEL A THING! If that doesn't get you breakfast, tell her It will ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. Sure enough anyone can over deliver those promises, even if the first minute requires oral.

  • @DeathBringer769

    @DeathBringer769

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had a friend who got laid all the time doing the complete opposite though, lol. Nearly every girl I'd talk to who he'd been with would say he'd over glorify it and talk big, but was lacking "down there" lmao. But it worked for him somehow. He kept getting women over and over again just talking a big game and exuding confidence, even though it was basically a sham.

  • @s4lroachclip

    @s4lroachclip

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DeathBringer769 most men do that. Just eat salads, that will do the trick.

  • @FloydPinkFan

    @FloydPinkFan

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thecowboy9698 a true king

  • @AntonioGee
    @AntonioGee4 жыл бұрын

    "Don't put the camera on micropenis man!" Lmao Conan always delivering some great lines.

  • @Pred0

    @Pred0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cuz it's Conan

  • @robhost4271

    @robhost4271

    4 жыл бұрын

    And right after that Andy richter came into the frame 😂

  • @KEVMAN7987

    @KEVMAN7987

    4 жыл бұрын

    Back on Late Night they would have jumped to a close-up of Max Weinberg with a stamped "micropenis" on screen.

  • @Drizzle600

    @Drizzle600

    4 жыл бұрын

    And yet Fallon gets the prime slot!? 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @augustagajoshestep

    @augustagajoshestep

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robhost4271 I saw that too. 😂

  • @norman9291
    @norman92914 жыл бұрын

    She said more words in 7 minutes than I have in 7 years

  • @zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980

    @zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coz dogs cant talk

  • @thiagothumbsup8686

    @thiagothumbsup8686

    3 жыл бұрын

    Women tend to have 15-30k words per day. While men average 6k word per day.

  • @2Times22

    @2Times22

    3 жыл бұрын

    Τry Amy Shumer..She is faster.

  • @mikemcf33

    @mikemcf33

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@2Times22 not nearly as funny though.

  • @luisventurajr4122

    @luisventurajr4122

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m going to shame my own boss?” Best line ever.

  • @yuko3258
    @yuko32583 жыл бұрын

    I speak English as a second language, so her spitting so fast feels like a test and I think I passed it. Now on to Rap God.

  • @Max-me9ol

    @Max-me9ol

    3 жыл бұрын

    lyrics: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their arms are long enough To slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot asdasdasdgasgdgasgdhasgdgasgdhasdgagsdgagsdgasgd asdasdashdahsjdhashdzaszdahsdhashdhahsdhashdhasd asdhashdashdahsdhasihduqwhuhdqubsjdbajhsbduzqwgudhu asdbahjsbdubauzsbda why be a king when you can be a god?

  • @ricomarez7834

    @ricomarez7834

    3 жыл бұрын

    You write and formulate thoughts in another language better than majority of native speakers.

  • @brdavis4471

    @brdavis4471

    3 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @klondike69none85

    @klondike69none85

    2 жыл бұрын

    if you are learning english please stop watching her. unless you want to learn the worst type of english

  • @44aske

    @44aske

    2 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @mattsdick
    @mattsdick3 жыл бұрын

    I love how she doesn’t cut Conan off and always allows him to finish his sentence. Great guest

  • @Kinobambino

    @Kinobambino

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right! She is a chatty girl but a chatty girl who knows when to let others speak is key

  • @philsurtees

    @philsurtees

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean, she allows him to keep talking when he rudely talks over the top of her? You love a woman who shuts the hell up and let's the man keep going when he interrupts her, is that it???

  • @Hchris101

    @Hchris101

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philsurtees arf arf. Bark byaörk

  • @ronswansonsdog2833

    @ronswansonsdog2833

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow. I think you have no idea how incredibly sexist that comment was.

  • @levelwithz3779

    @levelwithz3779

    Жыл бұрын

    @@philsurtees Thats it

  • @robertjensen9775
    @robertjensen97754 жыл бұрын

    “I’m going to shame my own boss?” Best line ever.

  • @AM-kr1pc

    @AM-kr1pc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg that line was amazing. Haha

  • @sharoncohen318

    @sharoncohen318

    3 жыл бұрын

    @DarthShuaider She's a comedian, it's all a bit lmao. It's literally her stand up

  • @viniciuseneas4036

    @viniciuseneas4036

    3 жыл бұрын

    Loved that she took that out of the nowhere

  • @obiwankenobi9439

    @obiwankenobi9439

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@viniciuseneas4036 it's not. It's a bit.

  • @MOCCHA101

    @MOCCHA101

    3 жыл бұрын

    Save obama

  • @TheOssumPawesome
    @TheOssumPawesome3 жыл бұрын

    I love her style of just rushing through punchlines instead of building up and pausing for laughs.

  • @benvlerick8303

    @benvlerick8303

    3 жыл бұрын

    She says she does that out of fear of stopping being funny ;p

  • @LegendaryManSlayer93

    @LegendaryManSlayer93

    3 жыл бұрын

    It seems to be common among female comedians. I wonder why...

  • @allosaurusfragilis7782

    @allosaurusfragilis7782

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, good observation. Shes not bad, in that rude girl way

  • @birsingh5388

    @birsingh5388

    3 жыл бұрын

    That the quality of the stand-up comedian

  • @tomgreenfan

    @tomgreenfan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Id prefer a style of talking at a normal pace

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow3 жыл бұрын

    That's how I as a German imagine a stereotypical US American TV show

  • @arturovidaurri84

    @arturovidaurri84

    3 жыл бұрын

    The funniest thing as that connan went to Harvard to end up talking about dicks and vaginas on Tv.

  • @codinginflow

    @codinginflow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@arturovidaurri84 😂

  • @rodturner6759

    @rodturner6759

    3 жыл бұрын

    Are you the stereotypical German engineer? You should tape your own mouth shut, and save a loved one the trouble...

  • @codinginflow

    @codinginflow

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rodturner6759 Woah, why are you so mean to me

  • @arturovidaurri84

    @arturovidaurri84

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rodturner6759 Chill bro

  • @johngalvin3124
    @johngalvin31242 жыл бұрын

    I love the woman's attitude of gratitude for her success. Her delivery is all about surprise, the golden rule of comedy, and not always understood even by professional comics. Brilliant stuff.

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem72704 жыл бұрын

    That title is going to grab a lot of people

  • @andrewwagner9901

    @andrewwagner9901

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the people who it grabs get their micropenis never

  • @rickitynick4463

    @rickitynick4463

    4 жыл бұрын

    But probably not by the penis

  • @Zetsuke4

    @Zetsuke4

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's the point.

  • @j0tt0

    @j0tt0

    4 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't resist LOL

  • @DWQJVB

    @DWQJVB

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t see it

  • @timallbritton7329
    @timallbritton73294 жыл бұрын

    Conan is/was the last of the late night hosts who didn't suck. Seriously.

  • @EikottXD

    @EikottXD

    4 жыл бұрын

    Craig Ferguson

  • @DavidMossMGS

    @DavidMossMGS

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tim Allbritton he’s the worst

  • @roxyredrose1

    @roxyredrose1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Girl what u mean was what’s gonna happen to Conan what do u know who do you work for 🔫

  • @Sindraug25

    @Sindraug25

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@EikottXD I thought Craig Ferguson was off the air?

  • @DamionJR4923

    @DamionJR4923

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is about the only one who isn’t political 100% of the time.

  • @bulletsupremo1676
    @bulletsupremo16763 жыл бұрын

    I like how she laces her sentences with one sharp punchline. She's extremely smart.

  • @Me97202
    @Me972023 жыл бұрын

    “Hastily packed suitcase.” Can’t stop laughing.

  • @tjslam26

    @tjslam26

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should've watched the clip where she actually says it on Conan first.

  • @s4lroachclip

    @s4lroachclip

    2 жыл бұрын

    dropping down to the floor

  • @kritipant2989
    @kritipant29894 жыл бұрын

    Whenever nikki is on Conan, she always appreciates him at the end. Always. She is an amazing gal. Love her. And yep, I am a conan head fo sure... !! Conan is a living legend indeed.

  • @roycecute17

    @roycecute17

    4 жыл бұрын

    Long time conan fan here as well. I'm always happy to see someone appreciates conan's work.

  • @luislima3476

    @luislima3476

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch her episode on Conan’s podcast. It’s great

  • @thesprawl2361

    @thesprawl2361

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@luislima3476 The podcast is just so good. Conan, Matt and Sona together are gold.

  • @matthewsisti4382

    @matthewsisti4382

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be honest, I totally relate to her. Conan is one of the nicest and funniest people and at this point he is about a big of a legend as they come for people my age (30's). Made me laugh so many times and yet still is a good and decent human being.

  • @luislima3476

    @luislima3476

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The Sprawl yep, it’s gold

  • @lastminutesavior
    @lastminutesavior4 жыл бұрын

    Conan: *"You are very attractive..."* Nikki: *"Yes, keep going..."*

  • @vipr1142

    @vipr1142

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sooo.. she realized after being on Joe Rogan that men doesn't want to be with her. Now she lowered her standards to micro-penis level LOL.

  • @neil2451

    @neil2451

    4 жыл бұрын

    @igeto12 anyone who can watch 3 hour JRE podcasts of Joe's steroid-injected head about to pop while he talks about some crackpot medical advice he read on Twitter is a real weirdo IMO.

  • @vipr1142

    @vipr1142

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Diarmid O'Connor what?

  • @vipr1142

    @vipr1142

    4 жыл бұрын

    @igeto12 what?

  • @vipr1142

    @vipr1142

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@neil2451 seems like he hurt you somehow. I hope you can survive :)

  • @sproesser1
    @sproesser12 жыл бұрын

    "Hastily packed suitcase". Hilarious.

  • @sunnyv5718
    @sunnyv57182 жыл бұрын

    I’ve seen this interview a few times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Girl knows to ambush us with unexpected punchlines that are hilarious.

  • @fake._
    @fake._4 жыл бұрын

    She's hilarious because she gives it to you straight and isn't afraid to be herself

  • @Cobrancrx

    @Cobrancrx

    4 жыл бұрын

    comedians have roles man...

  • @gregfeneis609

    @gregfeneis609

    4 жыл бұрын

    Awesome micro penis joke! She gives it to you... Straight

  • @JammastaJ23

    @JammastaJ23

    4 жыл бұрын

    The irony of your username is amusing

  • @klynch572

    @klynch572

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too bad this segment wasn't funny

  • @randyweaver6543

    @randyweaver6543

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gives it to you straight....I see what you did there.

  • @mr.brightside6119
    @mr.brightside61194 жыл бұрын

    I love that Conan doesn’t try to control the interview he just lets her run with what ever she wants! Killed it.

  • @StrasnusDude

    @StrasnusDude

    4 жыл бұрын

    thats why he is better than jimmy

  • @AlejandroCBCR
    @AlejandroCBCR Жыл бұрын

    The boss joke was on point

  • @charlesfoxtrotx
    @charlesfoxtrotx3 жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna shame my own boss-“ 😂😩😩😩🤣

  • @AcidAroma
    @AcidAroma4 жыл бұрын

    Little offended how KZread is recommending this for me..

  • @breakitdownbarneystyle508

    @breakitdownbarneystyle508

    4 жыл бұрын

    Micropenis

  • @rowdybme4584

    @rowdybme4584

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh I thought it was because I liked Conan. DAMMIT

  • @joshuadibartolo8204

    @joshuadibartolo8204

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well there's at least 2 of us

  • @Sheriff_K

    @Sheriff_K

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m just freaked out..

  • @pardunmeesuh5612

    @pardunmeesuh5612

    3 жыл бұрын

    And yet, Here we are...

  • @Memento_Kuzeh
    @Memento_Kuzeh4 жыл бұрын

    this wasn't a comedy bit. she was speaking from experience

  • @scrimshaw7470

    @scrimshaw7470

    4 жыл бұрын

    That IS her bit. Mildly attractive, oversexed girl with a potty mouth. Aka skinny Amy Schumer

  • @klarastern5597

    @klarastern5597

    4 жыл бұрын

    both?

  • @jimfritz9503

    @jimfritz9503

    4 жыл бұрын

    This person is so uninteresting and unfunny . Get some intelligent people. I know he does but sorry. This clown , no no Nanette !

  • @anti-emo4721

    @anti-emo4721

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait! She has a micropenis!?

  • @klarastern5597

    @klarastern5597

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jimfritz9503 hmm... she's quite perceptive and knows how to express herself and reflect on things... she seems quite bright and interesting to me... and surprisingly funny for such dicey topics :D

  • @Kirisutekarl
    @Kirisutekarl3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, it's real talk with jokes and it's extraordinary.

  • @Double44inthemorning
    @Double44inthemorning3 жыл бұрын

    Never heard of this woman but her comedic timing and serious facial expressions when she says wild stuff is hilarious

  • @melissacastro5006

    @melissacastro5006

    Жыл бұрын

    Look up her Comedy Central roasts 😂 there’s a best of/greatest of… of just her roasting celebrities, she’s by far my favorite 😂

  • @jamesleatherman1442

    @jamesleatherman1442

    4 ай бұрын

    It's funny but it gets old. She's a one trick pony

  • @christophergordon7433
    @christophergordon74334 жыл бұрын

    She’s hot, funny, smart, and cool as hell.

  • @adamlucas4753

    @adamlucas4753

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disagree. Not that she's not funny or hot or cool but she's apparently just learning what real women have known and been teaching each other for years. Women who can't figure out how to get men to keep it in their pants are just as dumb as men who can't attract women without money.

  • @BazzGamez

    @BazzGamez

    4 жыл бұрын

    And batshit crazy

  • @snow6094

    @snow6094

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Gordon I think your suddenly attracted because the title

  • @paolanazzaro8966

    @paolanazzaro8966

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@adamlucas4753 it's not that they can't, they just won't, and that can work for some women while for other not. There's no such thing as "real women" honey

  • @adamlucas4753

    @adamlucas4753

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@paolanazzaro8966 Wow, that's pretty insulting to the women in your life. I know plenty of real women, sorry you don't know more of them.

  • @NicholosRichter
    @NicholosRichter2 жыл бұрын

    No other guest elicits as many hand on forehead "Oh my god" reactions from Conan as Nikki does. She kills it every time. 🤣

  • @wh3747
    @wh37473 жыл бұрын

    I love how open and honest she is, it's so refreshing. It's so nice to hear other people talk about their insecurities and to just be real for a bit...

  • @InAllKindsOfWeather
    @InAllKindsOfWeather4 жыл бұрын

    “Like a court jester has a message for the king.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOssumPawesome

    @TheOssumPawesome

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can someone explain that one for me?

  • @burnzie743

    @burnzie743

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheOssumPawesome unraveling a scroll and it hits the floor.

  • @crhuble

    @crhuble

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was on the floor on that one. Like the message...and her labia...

  • @AllthatmakesFall
    @AllthatmakesFall4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god i died so hard at "I struggle with insecurity bc unfortunately I was born-- a woman."

  • @emr1d341

    @emr1d341

    3 жыл бұрын

    She has some really clever lines like that. That type of punchline is so witty, and it's one of my favorites. Another one she did during the zoom interview w/ Conan where she was talking about how cool her parents are. "They're really cool.. also known as alcoholics. No, but I really shouldn't say that because they quit... uh, talking to me."

  • @michael.valenti

    @michael.valenti

    3 жыл бұрын

    they are called "paraprosdokians" - a type of figure of speech

  • @fenecofeneco19

    @fenecofeneco19

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Steven Bristol true .men show it a lot through misogyny and general unjustified violence...

  • @pyrmontbridge4737

    @pyrmontbridge4737

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Steven Bristol True. Look at most comedy shows and see whose body is the butt of the joke. It's a man.

  • @adityamakwana612

    @adityamakwana612

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fenecofeneco19 yah bad man do it just like bad women show it a lot through misandry and general unjustified manipulation

  • @toddrick916
    @toddrick9162 жыл бұрын

    A hastily packed suitcase is still a suitcase, and suitcases come in all shapes and sizes. Find the one best suited for whatever your packing.

  • @davoshaunessy7481

    @davoshaunessy7481

    2 жыл бұрын

    Permission to unlock the truck comes at a much higher standard

  • @samtakuchiko
    @samtakuchiko3 жыл бұрын

    My heart melted when she said all those nice things to our boys

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser50014 жыл бұрын

    She's right, Conan has the best show, hands down.

  • @rocketman8476

    @rocketman8476

    4 жыл бұрын

    Deckard Cains old squeaky voice gives me the impression he's so helpless in Diablo "Don't hurt me, I'm just an old man"

  • @skinnerman100

    @skinnerman100

    4 жыл бұрын

    Up and down u mean

  • @nczioox1116

    @nczioox1116

    2 жыл бұрын

    But does he have the best hands, show down?

  • @SiopaoSauc3
    @SiopaoSauc34 жыл бұрын

    When she was on Conan's podcast, she was also engaging with Sona & Gorley so much more and involving them in the conversation much more than any ohter guests. She really looks out for others.

  • @MrBiologicalChemistry

    @MrBiologicalChemistry

    4 жыл бұрын

    She's an amazing host, and I'm not just talking about HPV. She's also really great radio and television host! xoxoNikki

  • @AubreyOrEthan
    @AubreyOrEthan2 жыл бұрын

    "Listen. When you unbutton my pants, it's gonna be like the court jester has an announcement for the king." 😂😂😂

  • @luciagilgsthmrvls
    @luciagilgsthmrvls3 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE this and everything she talks about. So needed and she makes it awesome to hear too xdd

  • @Jomanro
    @Jomanro4 жыл бұрын

    Conan has the classic "I don't like where this is going" look.

  • @coolcat6303

    @coolcat6303

    4 жыл бұрын

    He actually luvs it though cuz he knows it's comedy gold.

  • @dianedonohue9855

    @dianedonohue9855

    2 жыл бұрын

    He has to. But you know he loves it!

  • @gabrielakominkova9667
    @gabrielakominkova96674 жыл бұрын

    Like the court jester has a message for the king 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @no_peace

    @no_peace

    4 жыл бұрын

    You might hear a horn in your ear haha

  • @ncorp2668

    @ncorp2668

    4 жыл бұрын

    That line was totally unexpected and epic 😂

  • @Voidova

    @Voidova

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was pretty good but I think she missed an obvious one with a little more punch. "When you unbutton my pants, you're rolling out the red carpet" I should've been a joke writer, I know, hold your applause.

  • @butchrodgers9559

    @butchrodgers9559

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was ask girls if it hangs down like a wizards sleeve

  • @karlarceo6575

    @karlarceo6575

    4 жыл бұрын

    She learned so much specificity from conan

  • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
    @dingfeldersmurfalot45602 жыл бұрын

    Wow the energy! She really brought it and delivered on this show!

  • @shannonferguson5095
    @shannonferguson50952 жыл бұрын

    She’s the best. One of my favorite comics. Her timing is sooo elite. Second to none.

  • @MrJwc1234
    @MrJwc12344 жыл бұрын

    “Those same leadership skills brought this company into the black” I’m dying, she’s funny as hell.

  • @Syclone0044

    @Syclone0044

    4 жыл бұрын

    Very underrated joke! Nobody seemed to catch that

  • @michaelphilps

    @michaelphilps

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't get it

  • @KingMar70

    @KingMar70

    4 жыл бұрын

    Michael Philps me neither

  • @EternalResonance

    @EternalResonance

    4 жыл бұрын

    hows about a micro penis with a major tumor problem. like a 17 inch problem.

  • @MrJwc1234

    @MrJwc1234

    4 жыл бұрын

    She’s referring to her boss having the courage to whip out his penis, who is she to shame him to put it back. “It’s those leadership skills...........” she says it quick.

  • @maxcherkasskikh5960
    @maxcherkasskikh59604 жыл бұрын

    I've been fortunate enough to actually run into her at my starbucks here in Hollywood, CA. She was incredibly nice to me. Glad she's getting the attention and success she deserves.

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.

    @IPlayOneOnT.V.

    3 жыл бұрын

    So, you met her through serving her her coffee and scone at Starbucks?

  • @maxcherkasskikh5960

    @maxcherkasskikh5960

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@IPlayOneOnT.V. Yup! Pretty much. She was incredibly nice!

  • @emr1d341

    @emr1d341

    3 жыл бұрын

    @D D You saying that is low class

  • @saskialida2488

    @saskialida2488

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@IPlayOneOnT.V. Hi I'm a normal enough woman from Los Angeles who respects celebrities and their privacy AND (not but) I'd like to know where exactly this starbucks is so I can just be near her once in a blue moon. Thank you and good night

  • @Shadowwind4

    @Shadowwind4

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@saskialida2488 are you single?

  • @sabrinalee1769
    @sabrinalee17693 жыл бұрын

    So glad she exists, most celebrities and show business people are just attractive and confident, so seeing her talks about her struggle with body image and dating is like therapy

  • @alleneng
    @alleneng14 сағат бұрын

    the way she sets up punchlines is just so natural. true talent there haha

  • @MrPhilthy08
    @MrPhilthy084 жыл бұрын

    “It is not anything that I intended, it’s not what this show is built for...” haha

  • @pardunmeesuh5612

    @pardunmeesuh5612

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It's not what this SET is built for."

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl23613 жыл бұрын

    I love Nikki and her general enthusiasm, as well as her clearly genuine geeky fan-crush on Conan.

  • @lettheloveflow
    @lettheloveflow Жыл бұрын

    I keep coming back to this. This is so good. Lmfao

  • @surfrookie1
    @surfrookie13 жыл бұрын

    She's awesome! Happy New Year Nikki!

  • @ismaelvazquezcab
    @ismaelvazquezcab4 жыл бұрын

    "You just saved that man's life..." indeed Conan indeed...

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana71654 жыл бұрын

    Reads the title "I still have a chance"

  • @sas6561

    @sas6561

    4 жыл бұрын

    what's on her nose? ... get a tissue!

  • @Ray2311us

    @Ray2311us

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shailesh Rana Watches the video Nope, just another joke

  • @hilurgazzali9222
    @hilurgazzali92223 жыл бұрын

    She’s the most thoughtful creep ever 😂

  • @deborahmcalister3936
    @deborahmcalister39362 жыл бұрын

    I experienced a "micro" once and it was incredible!...on the funny, flip side of that.. the guy drove a corvette ...both rocked!!

  • @ericsierra-franco7802

    @ericsierra-franco7802

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianedonohue9855

    @dianedonohue9855

    2 жыл бұрын

    Of course he drive a Corvette! 😆

  • @TomTom-si7dg

    @TomTom-si7dg

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow I have a micro penis myself and I have a problem satisfying a woman. Sorry for being so blunt but when you have a penis the size of a baby carrot literally means the struggle is real. I don't even have a car lol

  • @theresaandrade8261
    @theresaandrade82614 жыл бұрын

    She is damn funny and her little one liners are hilarious

  • @Bigboro

    @Bigboro

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi Theresa ! 😚

  • @wlos4029

    @wlos4029

    3 жыл бұрын

    yo

  • @MrDeano-eu9rg

    @MrDeano-eu9rg

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Bigboro haha creep no response.

  • @vn5774

    @vn5774

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Bigboro 😹👎 RIP bozo

  • @jayr7991

    @jayr7991

    Жыл бұрын

    3 inches kzread.info/dash/bejne/c55_w8Olj8K4lMo.html

  • @dps812
    @dps8124 жыл бұрын

    Everybody should be more genuine about who we are and what we think. We are stuck way too much in our own heads

  • @campersruincod6134

    @campersruincod6134

    4 жыл бұрын

    David Padilla true

  • @amazeed8532

    @amazeed8532

    4 жыл бұрын

    pun intended? lmao

  • @soonerthanlater8206

    @soonerthanlater8206

    4 жыл бұрын

    She is not being genuine.

  • @boydotero4239

    @boydotero4239

    4 жыл бұрын

    We probably think too much about our own "heads"! LoL!

  • @jerrywitaj

    @jerrywitaj

    4 жыл бұрын

    Too much information. Not attractive.

  • @mkc8617
    @mkc86173 жыл бұрын

    The respect Nikki has for Conan and Andy and the show makes me love Nikki even more.

  • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
    @richardbeckenbaugh18053 жыл бұрын

    I love her. "Soups On!" "I'm really stumblin onto some things here!" Damm this girl is fun! Conan desperately trying not to stare at her legs.

  • @robf6105
    @robf61054 жыл бұрын

    "The court jester has a message for the king!" "Soup's on!" Actually laughed out loud twice. She is hilarious.

  • @CliffordMeyer
    @CliffordMeyer3 жыл бұрын

    "It's like the court jester has a message for the king" -- I've never heard it put like that before. Priceless!

  • @Mystic_Christopher
    @Mystic_Christopher3 жыл бұрын

    This has been the best conversation I have ever heard! 😂

  • @AnnabellaRedwood
    @AnnabellaRedwood Жыл бұрын

    What a lovely lady. 💕

  • @BillyBoggle
    @BillyBoggle4 жыл бұрын

    "you just saved that man's life." Haha I'm dead

  • @axelstone3131

    @axelstone3131

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rip

  • @pcprincipal191
    @pcprincipal1914 жыл бұрын

    She’s packing a large roast beef and cheddar from arbys

  • @gmfb521

    @gmfb521

    4 жыл бұрын

    Poppy seed bun?

  • @scremped

    @scremped

    4 жыл бұрын

    She has...THE MEATS.

  • @EdsterIII

    @EdsterIII

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah when she queefs it looks like a party favor.

  • @user-e1337

    @user-e1337

    4 жыл бұрын

    👍

  • @briancorcoran8266

    @briancorcoran8266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fellas thanks for making me laugh out loud during this weird time we’re in lol. 👍

  • @fcrisante
    @fcrisante Жыл бұрын

    She is an amazing human. And always funny. I wonder how a serious conversation would be

  • @thenakedaliens
    @thenakedaliens3 жыл бұрын

    Conan really is the best. I’ve been a fan since the very first premier episode

  • @gloriamendez5851
    @gloriamendez58513 жыл бұрын

    They compliment each other SO WELL.

  • @jacobsalasis
    @jacobsalasis4 жыл бұрын

    This woman is amazing. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @JustIn-og7gt
    @JustIn-og7gt2 жыл бұрын

    You guys are just great!!!

  • @goombapizza6335
    @goombapizza63352 жыл бұрын

    Nikki Glaser cracks jokes as she breathes. She can't even help it! She is one of the most naturally funny people I've ever seen.

  • @binilgn5941

    @binilgn5941

    11 ай бұрын

    She is funny, but this is all a bit. None of this is spontaneous

  • @mirunahodo4573
    @mirunahodo45734 жыл бұрын

    I love when she's on Conan. They have such great chemistry.

  • @chucky606

    @chucky606

    4 жыл бұрын

    Miruna Hodo insofar chemistry goes, she ranks somewhere up there with Jeff Goldblum.

  • @Gabrosoft

    @Gabrosoft

    4 жыл бұрын

    chucky606 hell yea

  • @HardwiredZ06
    @HardwiredZ063 жыл бұрын

    Conan has a bachelor's in Psychology by now especially after this interview.

  • @mitchellbratton6617
    @mitchellbratton66173 жыл бұрын

    This got really wholesome at the end

  • @flu389
    @flu3893 жыл бұрын

    conan have such a villian laugh

  • @klk1900
    @klk19003 жыл бұрын

    This girl is so nice in every way. Notice how thankful she is to be invited on the show. She’s not some entitled typical Hollywood person that thanks it’s a god givin right. Her parents must have raised her well.

  • @dwightdodd3734

    @dwightdodd3734

    2 жыл бұрын

    her parents are great !!!!!!! The lie detector clip was hilarious !!!!!!!!

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced4 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed that whenever she does interviews she always gives the interviewer props and generally connects with them and asks them about their lives, expresses gratitude, etc. honestly it's really sweet and I don't know of anyone else who does that. She is very confident but also humble, that is a great combo.

  • @keosxcol3301
    @keosxcol33013 жыл бұрын

    Feel personally attacked being recommended this.

  • @sqobamhlungujackson4786
    @sqobamhlungujackson47862 жыл бұрын

    Always nice to discover a new funny af comic, my weekend binge is sorted.

  • @bassage13

    @bassage13

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have VERY low standards.

  • @LelaosXVI
    @LelaosXVI4 жыл бұрын

    So since nobody’s saying it let me then. Nikki and Conan should do a segment together. Or at least a clueless gamer.

  • @donslyuckus

    @donslyuckus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Conan had Nikki on his podcast awhile back. She opened up a lot in that episode

  • @InHumanoXY

    @InHumanoXY

    4 жыл бұрын

    They should make a sex tape.

  • @lmcgregoruk

    @lmcgregoruk

    4 жыл бұрын

    There hasn't been a Clueless Gamer since the middle of last year :-(

  • @AllanElMelon1043

    @AllanElMelon1043

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lmcgregoruk high speed games with realistic graphics might kill him.

  • @AllanElMelon1043

    @AllanElMelon1043

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@campersruincod6134 I concur!

  • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
    @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride4 жыл бұрын

    The amount of words she can say per minute is award-winning

  • @Brandon84J
    @Brandon84J3 жыл бұрын

    Awww, she's a sweetheart

  • @Freaksnake
    @Freaksnake3 жыл бұрын

    that was immensely socially enlightening.

  • @neabby
    @neabby4 жыл бұрын

    "you can cheat on him" lmao

  • @MidgarMerc

    @MidgarMerc

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@myandroid6116 lmao you sound bitter. Did you get triggered?

  • @MidgarMerc

    @MidgarMerc

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@myandroid6116 that's the best you got? Wow.

  • @neabby

    @neabby

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@@myandroid6116 wouldn't cry at all, probably would laugh, it's her delivery of the joke that makes it funny

  • @kramer911

    @kramer911

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats not funny. People commit suicide over that. It would be awful

  • @MidgarMerc

    @MidgarMerc

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@myandroid6116 yikes that's a melty...

  • @glennstephenson184
    @glennstephenson1844 жыл бұрын

    Nikki Glaser needs her own show! Absolute genius. I love the 'lag' in her comedy- just as you're hooked and fried on her 1st joke, she's well into her 2nd and 3rd. Great work Nikki!

  • @italiareading9563

    @italiareading9563

    2 жыл бұрын

    she hosts the new show fboy island !!

  • @jenniferwhite2945

    @jenniferwhite2945

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure she also had a reality show following her and her family...Nikki glaser needs a date.. Or something

  • @MrMinalba
    @MrMinalba3 жыл бұрын

    It looks like Conan does enjoy having her around... She is hilarious!!!!

  • @Martin.Michael
    @Martin.Michael2 жыл бұрын

    She's great! I love her sense of humor.

  • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
    @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE4 жыл бұрын

    Looking at how uncomfortable Andy and Conan are makes this all the more funnier. 🤭

  • @spookymulder945

    @spookymulder945

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea because she's coked out and babbling about being afraid of penis. Lol!

  • @marjanp

    @marjanp

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's not them, it's the fact if she says anything which can ruin the interview.

  • @Squeezeboxing23

    @Squeezeboxing23

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think it's one half playing the situation for laughs and one half realizing she has them on a runaway train and they can't get off that ride till it's over, or as Patton Oswald's friend said "I wanna see where this goes"

  • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE

    @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Squeezeboxing23 I like your analogy of this. It's not the thrill of the train wreck, but that of the ride.

  • @ENCwwe
    @ENCwwe3 жыл бұрын

    This is the strangest freaking conversation

  • @Marco-jm1mo

    @Marco-jm1mo

    3 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @Koffling

    @Koffling

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @nczioox1116

    @nczioox1116

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im high but this sounded like a weird convo

  • @ritwikkaushik2342
    @ritwikkaushik23423 жыл бұрын

    This convo feels like something you will hear in gta radios

  • @s4lroachclip

    @s4lroachclip

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol vice city... the luv doctor

  • @mojoejojo6675
    @mojoejojo66752 жыл бұрын

    Great sense of humor she has 👍

  • @STALLONE2360
    @STALLONE23604 жыл бұрын

    What I love about every time she comes on Conan is how much she admires him, she constantly checks his reaction every once in a while.

  • @njamba

    @njamba

    Жыл бұрын

    Conan's reactions are priceless. They range from being embarrassed to being stern about her graphic jokes. it's like she is Conan's naughty daughter. And Nikki is very good at checking his reaction to her jokes.

  • @predatoryzzx
    @predatoryzzx4 жыл бұрын

    "Hastily packed suitcase" Conan internally: I have a deflated balloon

  • @SP-do5sm
    @SP-do5sm2 жыл бұрын

    The new set looks great!

  • @zuerstundann8123
    @zuerstundann81232 жыл бұрын

    She has just so brilliant. Top-notch comedian

  • @HensleyDon
    @HensleyDon4 жыл бұрын

    A woman that thinks about a man's feelings in advance? The award may not yet exist but she should be the first recipient.

  • @JBthree24

    @JBthree24

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don Hensley she would give him a week...then go after a 10 incher.

  • @HensleyDon

    @HensleyDon

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JBthree24 - You might be surprised... I double-dated with a good friend many times right after highschool (early 70s) and there were a lot of nights that ended early when I heard from the front seat, "You're *NOT* sticking that _Son Of a B-tch In Me_ !!!" I feel blessed to have been born well within what is considered average and also a genuine appreciation of what was pleasureable to my partner, at the time. I have been married for many years and much of what I read both saddens and mystifies me. What are the chances of a fulfilling relationship in a society that considers "Starter Marriages"a normal? What about the kids that have to try to make sense of Life with such selfish & juvenile parents (& a court system that heaps even more abuse on them)? Yes, your original premise will be true in some (maybe many) cases, but hopefully with experience comes wisdom. Can you truthfully say you never hurt a special "average" girl only to be dumped later by a "Hottie?"

  • @AdoptedPoo

    @AdoptedPoo

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HensleyDon no women don't want small pp

  • @garryjones1776

    @garryjones1776

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, she sucks dudes for "practice" and thinks guys hold hands with girls cause it's their way of securing bj. She said it herself. I dunno man she's broken

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.

    @IPlayOneOnT.V.

    3 жыл бұрын

    But, she's only thought about them for telling that long-winded joke.

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara62094 жыл бұрын

    This girl has 'funny bones' as they say.Even her voice cracks me up.

  • @odinponzi9224
    @odinponzi92242 жыл бұрын

    The world needs women like these

  • @Kwanster78
    @Kwanster78Ай бұрын

    Nikki really does have it... She feels so natural when she talks, jokes or no jokes... She is interesting and funny to listen to.. I really hope to see one of her shows someday when she is around

  • @sevenstacks1973
    @sevenstacks19734 жыл бұрын

    How the hell did I not know about this girl all these years? She is funny as hell, all these bad news about coronavirus had me feeling down and now I feel great.

  • @secrest1013

    @secrest1013

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's in a lot of the comedy central roasts, that's how I found out about her

  • @purplelove2863

    @purplelove2863

    3 жыл бұрын

    She was recently on Joe Rogan

  • @christophernayar6543

    @christophernayar6543

    3 жыл бұрын

    And she has a show on Sirius XM, I think it’s o my Comedy Central radio channel 95 in the morning on weekdays

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