A lot of people these days really do not understand what a good 'independent and strong' character should be. So much film and TV is clearly just pushing the message "Women can do anything, as they're fantastic.". As if some vague and ultimately meaningless feel-good platitude is of any actual value in the real world. Then they make programmes like Vikings to try and rewrite history to push the same message. As if somehow pretending that historical sexism against women wasn't universal somehow helps any kind of cause for equality. Lord of the Rings may be fantasy, but it's still based in traditional European culture (bad and good). Most people spectacularly fail to understand what fantasy is. They think it's all magic and elves so you can do anything you want, which is absolutely not the case. It is nearly always - and certainly with Tolkien's work - set in a realistic myhtologised version of reality, sometimes with sprinkings of supernatural elements.
@williamarthurfenton149615 күн бұрын
Where are all the competent writers gone?
@williamarthurfenton149615 күн бұрын
I don't understand why Disney don't just make more original content set in the Star Wars universe. They clearly want to do their own thing. It can only be malice by constantly degrading every single beloved character (the male ones at least). They must know their target audience by calling it 'Obi Wan' isn't going to respond well. They want kids to watch it, and what connection would they have to characters from the late 70s and early 80s? Just make a totally fresh story set in say the old republic and young people can have their own Star Wars as well.
@MalachiWhite-tw7hl23 күн бұрын
Megalomaniacal Nazis again--how original. No wonder it lost 200 million $.
@philipc515124 күн бұрын
it would make more sense if phoebe use the dial to go back and bring mutt back so that jones can see both his son and wife when woke up
@philipc515124 күн бұрын
the whole thing is just so dump, everyone are stupid in the movie so that the not so dump phoebe is mary sue now
@wheelzwheela26 күн бұрын
First you nuke the fridge to kill a franchise then you Dial the Destiny to piss on it’s grave.
@FalconNest26 күн бұрын
This is a very good video examination of the terrible, last (?) Indiana Jones installment. However, from Longinus on, you mispronounced all Greek and Latin names apart from Archimedes.
@johni535527 күн бұрын
This entire show was f****g AWFUL. Awful writing, awful acting, awful everything. A billion dollar turd.
@maladacav8819Ай бұрын
I mean look you can poke holes in ANY movie idc how “brilliant “ it is. This super hero shit isn’t even my jam of a genre and I only started weeks ago to dive into all the superhero movies and started w my fav childhood characters which happens to be DC. I went in blindly, no idea until later about all the drama behind them w Zack etc and I’m watching them via release dates and I have to say you are being a little over the top harsh w a genre that is kinda stupid to begin with and the whole point of why this shit even exists. Anyway, coming close (almost) to the DC end and this movie wasn’t even close to being one of the worst ones that are so bad it’s fkn irritating. This wasn’t one of them. I still had a good time watching it and yes I was ragging on the dumb shit like can of tomatoes among babies in microwave nonsense but it was not close as bad as previous ones I’ve seen that mfs are like oohhh this is a masterpiece which legit pissed me off. Anyway, I agree w some of your points but you are being a little extra w it, more so than other similar cynical “KZreadr film critics “. You act like this Mf fkn #metoo YOU also and are taking it super personal. It hit the basic shit ppl want from superhero movies w/o being hit over the head preached at . And I thought Michael Keaton Batman on screen again was beyond fkn AWESOME and again I have very little expectations for any of these movies . But bro, did the flash or Ezra like touch you in a “bad way” or something, did he fkn steal shit from you ? Look I’m all about roasting and cynicism but yo come on you legitimately are being over the top that YOUR video is kinda funny in a I kinda wanna roast it way. Who takes a Flash movie this fkn seriously. Jesus lol
@maladacav8819Ай бұрын
Literally out of everything in this movie that is EXACTLY what I kept thinking is like why in the fuck wouldn’t he see who actually killed his mom or wtf actually happened. Like I can’t imagine any human or meta human would just by pass this over a can of tomatoes. They could have done soooooo much with this movie creatively, I mean they could have done something new, bold and refreshing.
@ArcanisUltraАй бұрын
The Flash has an audience score of 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. So, even if only 1 in 6 people agree with “The Flash sucks,” it’s nice to see people not afraid to give their outlier opinions.
@edwardhannah8507Ай бұрын
I'm starting to think Kathleen Kennedy has dirt on people in Hollyweird.
@GilesMcRikerАй бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy's greatest legacy is the cottage industry of KZread channels she spawned that meticulously explain and document the extent to which she has desecrated the Disney Lucasfilm movies under her stewardship.
@Omnivorous1OneАй бұрын
I think in 5-10 years nobody will be going to movie theaters anymore. Hollywood insists on turning loved franchises into complete & total garbage.
@natashacutiepie6074Ай бұрын
I'm confused the significance of the video seeing as the father got there literal seconds before the Mom was killed. They can still argue he is the killer especially if they questioned Barry & he said he heard noise, ran downstairs & saw his Dad holding his Mom. So I'm confused how the video Barry is doing all this for even matters.
@VicariousReality7Ай бұрын
This shit is fanfiction written by obnoxious american teens
@kristinrutherford8779Ай бұрын
How does Ezra miller still have a career
@nakiadayjr.3240Ай бұрын
Flash movie is going off the 2017 justice league not the Snyder cut.
@nakiadayjr.3240Ай бұрын
The Synder Cut isn’t Canon in the DCEU
@billross9132Ай бұрын
All these reviwers paid and the film still flopped. Wb cant do anything right with dc
@TheEverSoTalented2 ай бұрын
I didn't think the words "No Witnesses" could be sooo funny!
@arrownoir2 ай бұрын
38:19 Actually that’s incorrect. Superman only fought Faora, Zod and Nam-Ek. They never launched a full scale invasion because at least that movie understood how stupid it would be for Superman to be able to succeed under such odds. The only reason he overcame any of those 3 was due to his home field advantage that wouldn’t have been sufficient had they fought him as a group.
@arrownoir2 ай бұрын
It didn’t need to be. Ezra is such a miscast.
@JossinJax2 ай бұрын
Good stuff. Although, I did see Yoda at some point so I was surprised you didn't compare Hobo Bruce's introduction to that of Luke Skywalker's in The Last Jedi and highlight their shared initial reluctance to engage in the hero's journey.
@Sploberrie2 ай бұрын
You know you fucked up when Spongebob does time travel better than you
@rekunta2 ай бұрын
I’m almost of the belief that Disney holds a deep seated contempt for Star Wars fandom, and purchased the IP solely to be able to make a mockery of all the characters we love and admire as some type of troll job. A show this bad cannot be but intentional.
@TruOnyxfire2 ай бұрын
So... Barry 2 healed from a gaping hole in his torso from the lightning strike because of his new healing factor. But Barry 1 also had the lightning strike go through him and cause the same gaping hole in HIS torso, but now WITHOUT his powers, how did he heal from that fatal injury? Why does his mother act like she doesn't recognize him in the store? It's clearly her son, why is she acting like it's some random stranger?
@edwinchigozie2152 ай бұрын
Late here, but I think the problem with this movie is that the writers don't understand the Flash, they think his just some dude that runs fast so let's make everyone in the jL think his relevant cause ofcourse we do. But they don't get it, what makes the flash cool isn't because he can run really fast but what makes him cool is that he can run really really really really really fast, he is the Flash the fastest man alive, the god of speed he's not a little boy that likes to tell jokes all the time with almost absolutely no experience in life he is a superhero that loves saving people. Once they get of the mind space of making the flash a joke, then can they make the kind of money that was made from aquaman
@kevinr72162 ай бұрын
The real question we should be asking is how tf Esra Miller still get's jobs in Hollywood.....that's the real mystery....
@acetraker19882 ай бұрын
Flash Should be treated like One Punch Man, if he is on the screen the fight or situation is over. The Flash in TV and Films does not work otherwise. He is literally the worst superhero in all fiction because the amount of people he FAILS TO SAVE should traumatise him to death. The ability to think and act that fast should allow him the time to solve any issue or problem that he could ever face.
@Dreaklock2 ай бұрын
Ugh, Disney has destroyed Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Marvel.... on and on and on.
@-libertyprimev1-9022 ай бұрын
Isn't weird whenever they make these cameo characters using different actors they'll mention in universe they look different despite being the same "being" as the others (with the same name, similar life, existence, ect), yet then when it serves the plot like here with the two Barrys they'll be exactly the same with that not being found strange.
@ejoshcoron2 ай бұрын
Very cathartic to watch, thanks for making this!
@bradensorensen9662 ай бұрын
The Flash was not good in ANY respect.
@danjo20802 ай бұрын
Barry is genuinely likeable in any other medium, but Ezra Miller just can't carry that at all.
@WasatchWendigo2 ай бұрын
Yep, so much wrong with the movie. I have probably dozens of examples and it sounds like they are even different from many of yours, lol. I did think the hanging scene looked like a video game. So sad. I also thought the Helena character was outed as being severely heroically unqualified to be on Indy's team.
@ryssenryss45612 ай бұрын
indy 5 is good, or good enough to be entertaining
@FeatherRanching2 ай бұрын
The writers of this movie think that Helena Shaw is funny, enchanting, and heroic. Terrifying.
@heinzentertainments46612 ай бұрын
The funny thing is, Marion was a strong female character in the first and the fourth movie but still blended in perfectly with Indy without being arrogant and "better" than him
@supernerdworld85322 ай бұрын
I only watched all the original trilogy like 4 years ago, so yeah, not exactly the biggest fan. But i still like and feel bad on how this franchise is being treated. Can not even imagine how the true fans feel.
@supernerdworld85322 ай бұрын
Man, good thing that Jontron dont charges for everytime that people use that clip. I mean, good thing for the content creators.
@supernerdworld85322 ай бұрын
Its like they saw that scene where Galadriel scared the crap of Frodo to show him that even she was not capable of resisting the power of the ring and somehow convinced theirselfs that this evil power hungry form was the basis of her character. 😂😂😂
@someguy420932 ай бұрын
It’s not that bad of a movie tbh. The cg is awful yes and Ezra killer is a horrible person but he’s good in the movie and fun to watch. And his mom was hot af
@trowawayaccount-ko2qj2 ай бұрын
Isn't the Snyder cut not cannon?
@supernerdworld85322 ай бұрын
I dont know how much more i can take they shoving these bland Mary Sues or downright awful people and demanding that we love them. Any people that actually like these characters and see them as a example to follow i want far away from me.
@sabrinanascimento52482 ай бұрын
Yea,it lacked the depth and magic of the other Movies. I was disappointed with the Dial of Destiny.
@deadfox00912 ай бұрын
He's actually saying he doesn't believe in the Magic Wombat, which we all know is true, the great magic wombat is only a story. Or is it...
@supernerdworld85323 ай бұрын
My dad is a very cool dude that likes Indiana Jones and is not really picky about action movies (he watches anything with fights and or explosions) and i still think that if i put this one on Disney+ for him to watch it he will kick me out of the house. 😂😂😂
@djalucca-simeuseieumnomeru48753 ай бұрын
In the part that Helena and Indy discussed about the ciphers and codes that Archimedes used they mention the Polibius cipher, but this cipher wasn’t invented until the mid 1980’s at least
@nrgspike3 ай бұрын
In a perfect world, the Director; Writers; Producers and all the Lucas Film/Disney executives responsible would be bound to chairs, have their eye's pried open like Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange and they'd be forced to watch every minute of this video.
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A lot of people these days really do not understand what a good 'independent and strong' character should be. So much film and TV is clearly just pushing the message "Women can do anything, as they're fantastic.". As if some vague and ultimately meaningless feel-good platitude is of any actual value in the real world. Then they make programmes like Vikings to try and rewrite history to push the same message. As if somehow pretending that historical sexism against women wasn't universal somehow helps any kind of cause for equality. Lord of the Rings may be fantasy, but it's still based in traditional European culture (bad and good). Most people spectacularly fail to understand what fantasy is. They think it's all magic and elves so you can do anything you want, which is absolutely not the case. It is nearly always - and certainly with Tolkien's work - set in a realistic myhtologised version of reality, sometimes with sprinkings of supernatural elements.
Where are all the competent writers gone?
I don't understand why Disney don't just make more original content set in the Star Wars universe. They clearly want to do their own thing. It can only be malice by constantly degrading every single beloved character (the male ones at least). They must know their target audience by calling it 'Obi Wan' isn't going to respond well. They want kids to watch it, and what connection would they have to characters from the late 70s and early 80s? Just make a totally fresh story set in say the old republic and young people can have their own Star Wars as well.
Megalomaniacal Nazis again--how original. No wonder it lost 200 million $.
it would make more sense if phoebe use the dial to go back and bring mutt back so that jones can see both his son and wife when woke up
the whole thing is just so dump, everyone are stupid in the movie so that the not so dump phoebe is mary sue now
First you nuke the fridge to kill a franchise then you Dial the Destiny to piss on it’s grave.
This is a very good video examination of the terrible, last (?) Indiana Jones installment. However, from Longinus on, you mispronounced all Greek and Latin names apart from Archimedes.
This entire show was f****g AWFUL. Awful writing, awful acting, awful everything. A billion dollar turd.
I mean look you can poke holes in ANY movie idc how “brilliant “ it is. This super hero shit isn’t even my jam of a genre and I only started weeks ago to dive into all the superhero movies and started w my fav childhood characters which happens to be DC. I went in blindly, no idea until later about all the drama behind them w Zack etc and I’m watching them via release dates and I have to say you are being a little over the top harsh w a genre that is kinda stupid to begin with and the whole point of why this shit even exists. Anyway, coming close (almost) to the DC end and this movie wasn’t even close to being one of the worst ones that are so bad it’s fkn irritating. This wasn’t one of them. I still had a good time watching it and yes I was ragging on the dumb shit like can of tomatoes among babies in microwave nonsense but it was not close as bad as previous ones I’ve seen that mfs are like oohhh this is a masterpiece which legit pissed me off. Anyway, I agree w some of your points but you are being a little extra w it, more so than other similar cynical “KZreadr film critics “. You act like this Mf fkn #metoo YOU also and are taking it super personal. It hit the basic shit ppl want from superhero movies w/o being hit over the head preached at . And I thought Michael Keaton Batman on screen again was beyond fkn AWESOME and again I have very little expectations for any of these movies . But bro, did the flash or Ezra like touch you in a “bad way” or something, did he fkn steal shit from you ? Look I’m all about roasting and cynicism but yo come on you legitimately are being over the top that YOUR video is kinda funny in a I kinda wanna roast it way. Who takes a Flash movie this fkn seriously. Jesus lol
Literally out of everything in this movie that is EXACTLY what I kept thinking is like why in the fuck wouldn’t he see who actually killed his mom or wtf actually happened. Like I can’t imagine any human or meta human would just by pass this over a can of tomatoes. They could have done soooooo much with this movie creatively, I mean they could have done something new, bold and refreshing.
The Flash has an audience score of 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. So, even if only 1 in 6 people agree with “The Flash sucks,” it’s nice to see people not afraid to give their outlier opinions.
I'm starting to think Kathleen Kennedy has dirt on people in Hollyweird.
Kathleen Kennedy's greatest legacy is the cottage industry of KZread channels she spawned that meticulously explain and document the extent to which she has desecrated the Disney Lucasfilm movies under her stewardship.
I think in 5-10 years nobody will be going to movie theaters anymore. Hollywood insists on turning loved franchises into complete & total garbage.
I'm confused the significance of the video seeing as the father got there literal seconds before the Mom was killed. They can still argue he is the killer especially if they questioned Barry & he said he heard noise, ran downstairs & saw his Dad holding his Mom. So I'm confused how the video Barry is doing all this for even matters.
This shit is fanfiction written by obnoxious american teens
How does Ezra miller still have a career
Flash movie is going off the 2017 justice league not the Snyder cut.
The Synder Cut isn’t Canon in the DCEU
All these reviwers paid and the film still flopped. Wb cant do anything right with dc
I didn't think the words "No Witnesses" could be sooo funny!
38:19 Actually that’s incorrect. Superman only fought Faora, Zod and Nam-Ek. They never launched a full scale invasion because at least that movie understood how stupid it would be for Superman to be able to succeed under such odds. The only reason he overcame any of those 3 was due to his home field advantage that wouldn’t have been sufficient had they fought him as a group.
It didn’t need to be. Ezra is such a miscast.
Good stuff. Although, I did see Yoda at some point so I was surprised you didn't compare Hobo Bruce's introduction to that of Luke Skywalker's in The Last Jedi and highlight their shared initial reluctance to engage in the hero's journey.
You know you fucked up when Spongebob does time travel better than you
I’m almost of the belief that Disney holds a deep seated contempt for Star Wars fandom, and purchased the IP solely to be able to make a mockery of all the characters we love and admire as some type of troll job. A show this bad cannot be but intentional.
So... Barry 2 healed from a gaping hole in his torso from the lightning strike because of his new healing factor. But Barry 1 also had the lightning strike go through him and cause the same gaping hole in HIS torso, but now WITHOUT his powers, how did he heal from that fatal injury? Why does his mother act like she doesn't recognize him in the store? It's clearly her son, why is she acting like it's some random stranger?
Late here, but I think the problem with this movie is that the writers don't understand the Flash, they think his just some dude that runs fast so let's make everyone in the jL think his relevant cause ofcourse we do. But they don't get it, what makes the flash cool isn't because he can run really fast but what makes him cool is that he can run really really really really really fast, he is the Flash the fastest man alive, the god of speed he's not a little boy that likes to tell jokes all the time with almost absolutely no experience in life he is a superhero that loves saving people. Once they get of the mind space of making the flash a joke, then can they make the kind of money that was made from aquaman
The real question we should be asking is how tf Esra Miller still get's jobs in Hollywood.....that's the real mystery....
Flash Should be treated like One Punch Man, if he is on the screen the fight or situation is over. The Flash in TV and Films does not work otherwise. He is literally the worst superhero in all fiction because the amount of people he FAILS TO SAVE should traumatise him to death. The ability to think and act that fast should allow him the time to solve any issue or problem that he could ever face.
Ugh, Disney has destroyed Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Marvel.... on and on and on.
Isn't weird whenever they make these cameo characters using different actors they'll mention in universe they look different despite being the same "being" as the others (with the same name, similar life, existence, ect), yet then when it serves the plot like here with the two Barrys they'll be exactly the same with that not being found strange.
Very cathartic to watch, thanks for making this!
The Flash was not good in ANY respect.
Barry is genuinely likeable in any other medium, but Ezra Miller just can't carry that at all.
Yep, so much wrong with the movie. I have probably dozens of examples and it sounds like they are even different from many of yours, lol. I did think the hanging scene looked like a video game. So sad. I also thought the Helena character was outed as being severely heroically unqualified to be on Indy's team.
indy 5 is good, or good enough to be entertaining
The writers of this movie think that Helena Shaw is funny, enchanting, and heroic. Terrifying.
The funny thing is, Marion was a strong female character in the first and the fourth movie but still blended in perfectly with Indy without being arrogant and "better" than him
I only watched all the original trilogy like 4 years ago, so yeah, not exactly the biggest fan. But i still like and feel bad on how this franchise is being treated. Can not even imagine how the true fans feel.
Man, good thing that Jontron dont charges for everytime that people use that clip. I mean, good thing for the content creators.
Its like they saw that scene where Galadriel scared the crap of Frodo to show him that even she was not capable of resisting the power of the ring and somehow convinced theirselfs that this evil power hungry form was the basis of her character. 😂😂😂
It’s not that bad of a movie tbh. The cg is awful yes and Ezra killer is a horrible person but he’s good in the movie and fun to watch. And his mom was hot af
Isn't the Snyder cut not cannon?
I dont know how much more i can take they shoving these bland Mary Sues or downright awful people and demanding that we love them. Any people that actually like these characters and see them as a example to follow i want far away from me.
Yea,it lacked the depth and magic of the other Movies. I was disappointed with the Dial of Destiny.
He's actually saying he doesn't believe in the Magic Wombat, which we all know is true, the great magic wombat is only a story. Or is it...
My dad is a very cool dude that likes Indiana Jones and is not really picky about action movies (he watches anything with fights and or explosions) and i still think that if i put this one on Disney+ for him to watch it he will kick me out of the house. 😂😂😂
In the part that Helena and Indy discussed about the ciphers and codes that Archimedes used they mention the Polibius cipher, but this cipher wasn’t invented until the mid 1980’s at least
In a perfect world, the Director; Writers; Producers and all the Lucas Film/Disney executives responsible would be bound to chairs, have their eye's pried open like Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange and they'd be forced to watch every minute of this video.