The Witcher: Blood Origin - Universe Shatteringly Terrible

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Post Henry Cavill Witcher content is not looking super promising...
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➤ Timestamps:
00:00:00 - Declan, you crashed the car!
00:02:21 - Painfully cringe meta-commentary.
00:07:47 - A sh*t ton of witnesses.
00:09:48 - Axe Guy gets banished.
00:14:38 - Reading the future isn't a big deal.
00:20:33 - Peace treaties are problematic?
00:30:58 - Blood vows and ancestral swords.
00:34:33 - Who's actually in charge here?
00:36:30 - Isn't mental illness adorable?
00:38:44 - Bank robbing is tight!
00:41:22 - Political aspirations, plot armor, and interesting back history.
00:45:28 - A reliance on terrible worldbuilding.
00:53:03 - Harry Plot-device has a theory.
00:56:36 - A force hammered romance.
00:58:59 - We'll improvise!
01:01:19 - Creative bankruptcy and contempt for beloved IPs.
01:03:54 - "The Trial of the Grasses"
01:07:00 - Evil Padme doesn't understand how money works.
01:12:00 - Wasted potential, reverse plot armor, and nonsensical plot beats.

Пікірлер: 31

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark Жыл бұрын

    They had LORE CHECKERS ... that is the greatest joke of them all. Did they drug them? You could take a random polish person off the street and they would still tell you that this plot is NOT THE WITCHER.

  • @SorenReaper7339

    @SorenReaper7339

    Жыл бұрын

    that's insane lmao

  • @karolinakuc4783

    @karolinakuc4783

    10 ай бұрын

    Too much fisstech I guess

  • @kkkk_kkkk_kkkk

    @kkkk_kkkk_kkkk

    10 ай бұрын

    How can I get lore checker job, I have negative years of experience? I just want that sweet sweet diversity money

  • @kkkk_kkkk_kkkk

    @kkkk_kkkk_kkkk

    10 ай бұрын

    Haha cant get this out of my head, merged with shitty star wars "they have lore checkers now?" "yes they have lore checkers now!"

  • @PhoenixDawnX77
    @PhoenixDawnX779 ай бұрын

    They did everything to minimize the Witcher and try to make it their own thing featuring The Witch, maybe. This was before The Witcher was even established as a TV character. Talk about burning money.

  • @s3.14dervision
    @s3.14dervision8 ай бұрын

    This show resembles The Witcher as much as a child's drawing of a treadmill resembles fitness.

  • @big_red01027
    @big_red010278 ай бұрын

    It's hilarious that Lenny Henry is involved in the destruction of two proud franchises.

  • @epicmcpixels
    @epicmcpixels Жыл бұрын

    great video man, glad to see your back

  • @simbadas1234
    @simbadas1234 Жыл бұрын

    about the trial of the grasses thing, one could argue that the reason it's so different in the future is because the way they did it here is super unstable and ends horribly, while the future version is refined and produces a stable witcher.

  • @ceasarsaran8573

    @ceasarsaran8573

    4 ай бұрын

    one could. but why would one?

  • @rtravisboyd5013
    @rtravisboyd50136 ай бұрын

    What show clip is at 16:43? It cracked me up.

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel5 ай бұрын

    9:00 I will say, If you're a bard who plays at seedy taverns, learning some back-alley brawler tactics is a useful skill. Especially as a woman in this setting (as shown by the two women assaulted without anyone else batting an eye). That being said, let's see where this story goes.

  • @deltacommando130
    @deltacommando130 Жыл бұрын

    So, what was it? What was the last straw that made you want to start a KZread channel and air your grievances with modern Hollywood?

  • @karolinakuc4783
    @karolinakuc478310 ай бұрын

    Even parody of Witcher "Magnaci I Czarodzieje'' has more to do with Witcher books by Sapkowski

  • @karolinakuc4783

    @karolinakuc4783

    10 ай бұрын

    Avaiable on KZread. All you need to do is turn on English subtitles

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel5 ай бұрын

    34:31 There is no way that's a real shot. That's so lazy looking.

  • @kennethbillings614
    @kennethbillings6148 ай бұрын

    Well done.

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Жыл бұрын

    Great stuff!

  • @karolinakuc4783
    @karolinakuc478311 ай бұрын

    Even YT has better Witcher content. There is a fan made movie Alzur's Legacy and gameplay of Witcher games

  • @supernerdworld8532
    @supernerdworld85323 ай бұрын

    Man, good thing that Jontron dont charges for everytime that people use that clip. I mean, good thing for the content creators.

  • @roytomasvillasor9228
    @roytomasvillasor9228 Жыл бұрын

    Comment for engagement

  • @mrDredd1966
    @mrDredd19664 ай бұрын

    A show that witcher fans never wanted..

  • @Crim-kun
    @Crim-kun4 ай бұрын

    Ok look there are alot of things to criticize about this shitshow but monarch or political leader making public appearances to show the public they are not afraid of assassination attempts is very much a real thing. A britiah monarch had 8 attempts on her life and still went to show bravado criticize real world leaders doing it not the show imitating it. The rest of show is garbage tho so still plenty to make fun of

  • @SorenReaper7339
    @SorenReaper7339 Жыл бұрын

    man that show looks awful lmao

  • @josephbartsch5525
    @josephbartsch5525 Жыл бұрын

    i would love to see how many people actually watched this show. couldnt be more then 7 people.

  • @MediaMana

    @MediaMana

    Жыл бұрын

    Well Netflix has already announced that it isn’t getting a second season, so 7 people is prob about right 😂

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