" you will be 300% more human... than 300 humans... "

@mr.krakensomeone2624

7 жыл бұрын

Fucking dumbass

@leon8678

5 жыл бұрын

lmao wtf

@ErikNilsen1337

4 жыл бұрын

That’s 900 total humans.

@ErikNilsen1337

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Mccormick My bad. 1200? 300 humans + 300(300%) = 1200 humans?

@NeveranticStory

3 жыл бұрын

That's like... being x90000 of a human :o

for Christmas my brother got me a pair of zoomies. he then took bits of paper, wrote a bunch of quotes from this video, and stuck it on the package. I think I might have the best brother ever

@Gist432

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds great, you are lucky to have that.

@cartsimpson4284

5 жыл бұрын

I wish my brother loved me, all he does for me on my birthday is make me hate him more ;-;

@mancamiatipoola

5 жыл бұрын

Even the part about dying in hte lazer mines?

@airn4789

3 жыл бұрын

king

@harleydemarest2485

2 жыл бұрын

Own the visual spectrum, bro

"Fold, tuck...INFILTRATE" I love the twisted vision of the near-future these adverts always represent. This stuff needs more views.

This is legit perfection even after 6 years since I first saw this video... Every line from here, but especially "You will be three hundred percent more human than three hundred humans" still give me the same smile as it did back then... A timeless Auralnauts classic, I even dare to say!

@lego_minifig

6 ай бұрын

Same thing a decade later

i am currently working as a cybernetic slave in the lazer mines.. let me tell you it aint so bad..

@alankingchiu

7 жыл бұрын

Of course they made you say that. Oh crap, they are at the door...

Every film set in a cyberpunk world, should have commercials like this done by you guys #nomorelasermines

If I were a multimillionaire, I'd pay you guys to continue these forever. These are by far the most amazing things you've done, and weirder still is how long you've been making them. I hope they continue.

"Other optical enhancements cause inexplicable pain."

I bought these for my entire family, they still died in the laser mines!

@airwolf-mq6pt

7 жыл бұрын

They must not have bonded with the visual cortex correctly

@Gist432

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't read the fine print huh? It clear.. well maybe not clearly, but it states that you will have to do at least one tour of duty with the laser corps. Everyone can't be a Captain of Coolness you know.

Welcome to the future Mr. Cool dude lmao

@gamergamer8545

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, thanks

@darthjekyll3648

2 жыл бұрын

I'm promoting you to captain of coolness; in the military hierarchy you will be in charge.

I got an error message on mine that says: *Target: Sarah Connor* *Mission: Terminate* I think it's defective.

@360zm4

5 жыл бұрын

Call this number it should reboot your system 1-719-266-2837

"Zoomies will remain active even after being ripped painfully from your visual cortex." is such a great joke

Bret Farverara... You're our only hope!

These guys are SOO under subscribed and under watched :( Their stuff always makes me laugh until I'm almost crying.

This is definitely one of the funniest videos on this site. Criminally underrated.

@trutwijd

6 жыл бұрын

you have been promoted to the captain of coolnees

OK. SEEN ALL YOUR VIDEOS FOR YEARS. LOVE EM ALL. THIS ONE THOUGH...... I was fucking literally crying my eyes out laughing so god damn hard at about when he gets promoted to "Captain of Coolness" that i couldnt even see past the damn tears in my eyes and i had to pause, finish hysterically laughing while my fat cat stared at my like im a psychopath (which i am...DUN DUN!), and restart the video. Ive seen alot of parodys but i swear to Elron this is the best fucking one i think ive ever come across. FUCKING PROPS, AURALNAUTS!!!! I TIP MY HAT

@balintsido9094

9 жыл бұрын

HyphyChico420 You couldn't see past your tears?Zoomies could help with that!

I definitely want to avoid the laser mines.

"The future is in your face. The future is ON your face!"

@liesdamnlies3372

9 жыл бұрын

MrOnomatopoiea I'm still laughing so hard from that it was hard to click "reply". Fuck me. *dies of laughter*

The 240p is the cherry on top of this cake.

Absolute KZread gold. Auralnauts deserves millions of views per video.

I'm only just now beginning to understand how well written this is. Excellent work as usual!

I just want to say that Artisinal Brownie Disaster is my new band name.

@VerdaTal

8 жыл бұрын

***** Read the TV during 1:12

How the fuck does this not have well over a million views????

8 users will not be part of the cool armies of the future.

The most Neil Cicierega non-Neil Cicierega song I ever heard

Wars went from relying on strength to mostly just having good eye sight

the sound effect of a pair of night vision goggles got me at 1:48 LOL, love it!

Thank you.

Seriously Auralnauts one of the most consistently brilliant youtube channels out there they deserve so many more subs.

you guys are awesome. WHY DO YOU HAVE SO FEW VIEWS?!

I actually saw this commercial on TV way before this vid. Another good one, Auralnauts.

My vision is augmented. Oh no wait, it was just Zoomies on my face. What a shame. I never asked for this.

The grand influencer and his crew need these

Can I get these in a combo pack with Full Body Copper System?

@devjock

7 жыл бұрын

THIS

@codywytko8550

5 жыл бұрын

I prefer to have the beamz care package

guys pleeeeeease do more videos i can't keep watching these videos over and over again every single day

So my 7YO is running and jumping around right before bed. Wife: “Why do you have the zoomies?” 7YO: “What are zoomies?” Me: “These are Zoomies.” “They’ll save us from the laser mines.”

This is such an easier way to increase my humanity than what that sewer monster in New Londo was suggesting to me!

my kids are toiling in the laser mines

As a user of decrepit and archaic analogue photography, that noise when the flash is charging up is timeless. Even if I'm not going to take a shot, I just press the charge button simply to relieve stress of the laser mines. edit: 07/14/23 - Zoomies have lured has me to venture BEYOND COPPER and into PURE VINYL... Is it how we resist?

Those Godamn hand claps!

Thank you, Weatherman Jim.

@user-dk7su3lp6e

Жыл бұрын

jim also sent me here

I think this is genuinely the best video I've ever seen

With the music and the narration it feels like Mugatu from Zoolander is pitching a new direction. I was waiting to suddenly hear "Relax (Don't Do It)."

why doesnt this have 8 million views already?

@obiwankenobi661

3 жыл бұрын

omg it STILL doesnt have 8 million views!!? wtf is wrong with this world

@obiwankenobi661

9 ай бұрын

JESUS F**KING H CHRIST - this video will turn 10 years in 2 weeks, it should have 80 million views by now!! what are yall doing?

it's been ten years. zoomies.

Tfw your need for glasses gets you thrown into the laser mines...

Lost my Zoomies and sentenced to 10 cycles in the Lazer mines, got off in 5 cycles for good behavior and forced re-installation of my Zoomies.

nice music guys.

I need more of these kinds of videos.

Bits of infomercials slip through the grains of time of the hourglass as the days of our lives, but wait... Why is that old man using Zoomies to watch a 13" TV from 6 feet away?

Holy all things that are holy, this was an amazing experience. I am so glad I have lived so long as to see the inception of the future.

lol saw this on TV, had to come back to watch this.

Just give in, MEDICHROLIFY!

I'm so dumb, I didn't realize these were REAL commercials, thought Auralnauts were so bad ass they did it themselves. Even more bad ass for making me want to buy something from an infomerical.

Creepio has launched his next step to conquering all of the galaxy.... May the force be with us... with us all... *sets Bass to 11*

This video requires at least 53 billion more views. Our Captains of Coolness aren't performing to their optimum capacity, it seems..."adjustments" may be required...

I love the subtle voice effect.

Like done enjoying your video with delicious food and fantastic content keep sharing Happy new year 🎊🎉 Stay connected

I'm pretty sure that the cyborg secret police in Emperor Ming's employ were wearing these in Mike Hodges' "Flash Gordon."

This is brilliant.!!! Fantastic!!! 300% more fantastic than wearing a copper garment ....

this is 300% better than 300 jabooody dubs, good job Mr. cool dude

Yeah, I love the music. Please stick it on spotify.

i'm guessing that between this recruitment video and now, your voice got deeper as a result of you adding more voices to your collective

These will go great with my TrueWood shirt!

Signing up today, don't want to work in those laser mines like all those other stooges.

@BloodySeaGullsRoss

4 жыл бұрын

Hey my comment

@BloodySeaGullsRoss

5 ай бұрын

I'm wearing glasses now :(

I, myself, welcome our new optically enhanced cyborg overlords. A life of hard labor in the laser mines builds character. And, if you work hard enough and report any gatherings of more than 3 biological units to your nearest cyber-foreman, you might some day see the sun and your loved ones again. Probably not, though.

@TheJadeFist

5 жыл бұрын

But not to fear, you'll have sunshades built into your zoomies just incase you do see the sun.

They're great for reading.

Artisanal Brownie Disaster happens to be one of my favourite desserts!

Is there a full song of this? Without the handsome yet intimidating voice of course?

"Life of hard labor in the laser mines" WAT? HAHAHAHAHA! XD

This has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

This needs to be a superbowl commercial.

Oh yes. Release this track soon, Mr. Cool Dude.

Holy crap, mr cool dude. I laughed out loud seven times. That's never happened before! I need to know more about the laser mines, though, before i buy this product.

Fuck this...I am NOT going back to the laser mines!

I love you guys!! Don't ever stop!!

'The future is on your face' i lost it

I'm late to the 🥳 party but the mighty algorithm is recommending gold right here.

My pappy and grandpappy and his pappy and his pappy's grandpappy all proudly died of laser lung disease.

CEO mindset

The laser mines! I laughed so hard! I love this channel.

I love this Google Glass commercial.

I can't get enough of this... Is the background music going to go up separately or on iTunes?

Laser mines 😂

ahahaha I'm almost peeing my pants over this. It's incredibly hilarious!!!

You guys are like coffee in the morning. I don't know where I'm going with that... but yeah!

Future's so bright I gotta wear Zoomies. B^)

Dude's right, nobody wants to work in the laser mines.

This is beyond amazing

this channel is SO GOOD

I can't stop watching this, it's actually hypnotic.

AMAZING SPOOF!!!!!

These are great for my arthrithis.

I want these products. And the prices are amazing! Only total obedience? What a bargain! I have already given that to my alien overlords. Oh wait...

To avoid a lost box, Atlas will deliver. Atlas is at your door now. Answer it! Open the door! Do it! 😲

This is the best video hes ever made

Love it. Love the music!

love the music

think I need to book a day off work to watch all the videos you guys have made. I'm a late comer to your awesomeness.

@trutwijd

7 жыл бұрын

me too! Everything they make is f'n gold.

Those glasses are dope