Well I do need rapid pickle access.

@allgodsarefake6044

3 жыл бұрын

We all do get it now

@iprobablyforgotsomething

Жыл бұрын

The powder-based ballistics resistance got me; my neighborhood shoots off a lot of fireworks, and drunk-aiming knows no friends, only foes.

@user-ls7ct3ii9x

4 ай бұрын

Nice for the ladies

Before copper, I was just a pile of undifferentiated goo. Now I am a real human being.

@JEMurl

5 жыл бұрын

Are you, though?

@briancahill9594

4 жыл бұрын

But are you also a real hero?

Darth Maul now a Copper System Salesman

@roach9397

7 жыл бұрын

"At last, I will show the Jedi who is truly lord of the infomercial voiceover."

@TheAnders369

7 жыл бұрын

I like to think he got this gig after getting fired for neglecting his duties and letting Space Hooters get blown up by a bunch of self destructive smackheads... That, and totally getting his owned in a dance fight by said smackheads.

@maxencemorel1668

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but only *half* time

BRETT FARV-RAH

@phillip5245

4 жыл бұрын

He's more copper than man now, twisted and evil.

"Using your legs causes an unreasonable amount of heat" you got me Bret Farvevereve

we have the highest copper fusion count which means that you have a lesser amount

I never get lost, and I'll never be a bad boy again

Can't you all see? It's Creepios next step in the Singularity!!!!!! :)

@peterstangl8295

7 жыл бұрын

THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

@Cypher10110

7 жыл бұрын

I love the idea that these products are part of the same weird and warped future world as Creepio. You can't argue with results!

@samwallaceart288

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, and what is Creepio made of??? COPPER

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

All I can think of is Creepio saying, "Rapid pickle access."

Rapid pickle access! Fuck yeah!

Congratulations. You made me laugh so hard that tears came out of my eyes. That hasn't happened for a very long time.

@jotdoc

3 жыл бұрын

If u had more copper in your tearducts, you'd be able to cry more often. Copper is the solution you need!

@ScienceFan1859

3 жыл бұрын

“And rapid pickle access...” got me...rolling on floor... xD

The use of Highlander....Oh my god....

You guys just keep knocking them out of the park. I want copper to bond with my cardiovascular system and break the blood-brain barrier.

Fun fact. Full body copper means you can get struck multiple times by lightening and walk away

@InSanic13

7 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, that's how a full-body suit of metal works: you're more likely to get struck by lightning, but it'll go through the metal instead of you.

@thomas.i.mcgill

2 жыл бұрын

The Copper Man isn't struck by lightning. Lightning is struck by the Copper Man.

If I were to theoretically infuse my Zoomies with copper, would I be in violation of any international arms embargoes?

@TheRonster9319

7 жыл бұрын

You fool! You'll kill us all!

@IRNKIND

7 жыл бұрын

You would become more augmented than Adam Jensen.

@InSanic13

7 жыл бұрын

Wait, what happens when you use the Full Body Copper System, Zoomies, and Dynamic Virtual Viewer in combination with each other?

@ganymedeaerospace4580

6 жыл бұрын

InSanic dear god you'll kill all possible iterations of earth across all of spacetime

@domc9801

6 жыл бұрын

Tasty Macros You'll be come more augmented then our worlds most athletic performer Bret Farv-Rah, becoming the new copper champion of the future......on your face.....in your face......Copper.

I needs this badly! My back is constantly being targeted and I'm always getting lost.

As a human augmented with Zoomie and holding the rank of Captain of Coolness: I will expect that in our military hierarchy of the future; my troops will be equipped with Copper Hands. How else could we have the dexterity to use our Beamz against the enemy combatant neutralisation drones. I've said it before and I'll say it again - your "tech of the future" videos are the genius. Encore, encore!

@collguyjoe99

7 жыл бұрын

Since your Air Force, you do what you always do... let the Army and Marines do the real fighting while you zoomies cry about not enough AC

@azzameentv

7 жыл бұрын

Amazing how you turned a joke into a rant that has no basis in reality.

@collguyjoe99

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron You right, the AF is pretty much a joke

@danielciocilteu3545

4 ай бұрын

Yes, but wouldn't the neautralization drones detect the signal from the copper tracker too? I feel like the tracker may work against us, making us vulnerable to the enemy...

I've re-watched this video so many times....

Finally! I can harness the full power of copper in my everyday life! I am so tired of being vulnerable to ballistics and projectiles!

Lemme get at that rapid pickle access.

@Constatonks

7 жыл бұрын

Rapid pickle access? No thanks. I'm heterosexual.

anything good enough for Brett Farrvrah is good enough for me.

This is how Deus Ex begins.

@holdshiftt2run308

7 жыл бұрын

+Kabrys lol

@Kareoo

7 жыл бұрын

Crysis Nanosuite

@sm2142

7 жыл бұрын

Deus Ex: Penny Revolution. Did we ask for this, too?

IF I COMBINE THESE PRODUCTS WITH MY ZOOMIES I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

well i gotta say invincibility from powder based ballistics sold me, I have to say that I am loving the quick pickle access. its really all you need in life.

that branding strategy is nuts... "join the copper revolution today and be exempt from our enemy combatant neutralisation drones", i'm starting to think the laser commander has a hand at play in all of this...

THE SINGULARITY ENGINE IS NEAR COMPLETION

More compelling than the original commercial by far.

I would like to make a small order of 278 of them. Do you take doll hairs?

@SwoopdySwoop

7 жыл бұрын

CHEAH

@rurutherussian

7 жыл бұрын

XskiXedgeX 👌

you got me at rapid pickle access

As a humanoid, I used to only use 10% of my brain, but with the advanced augmentation of Copper, I can now control my aging process at will.

Once it begins to penetrate the blood/brain barrier...

God knows how many times Ive watched tbis fucking awesome video since it first came out... So tonight I was sitting out at a restaurant having a nice, relaxing dinner with my wife... but then off in the distance; my eyes are drawn to the greatest athletic performer of my time: Brett Farver as he detailed how the copper system could enhance my life... I fucking lost it in the middle of the restaurant and practically died laughing remembering this video.

The lore of this universe just gets better and better.

Not only do I get do be a Captain of Cool, but now I'll be rendered invisible to the Murder Drones? Truly Auralnauts will bring success to any who give them an unreasonable amount of valid currency...before the *deadline*.

@lukecapper9576

7 жыл бұрын

They only accept payment in pennies because of the copper.

@alankingchiu

7 жыл бұрын

TheLukeMaster7 Ah crap. My dumbass Canadian government eliminated pennies, wait a sec, Canadian government is secretly making copperrrr garments??

I don't know why, but the music SENDS me every time in these copper commercial..

The way the words slide up and down her leg at 0:27 is some top notch editing

3 years later: copper will let you breathe forever!

Sorry what was that last part? about drones.. Maybe I *DO* want to buy some..

Got my copper facemask the other day, now I can truly be a full copper man!

It took me six years to find this. If I had had the Copperfit, I would've commented before it dropped.

These adverts are always great!

Rapid pickle access? Shut up and take my money!

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Just give in.

That was absolutely fantastic - great work, Auralnauts!

"...and rapid pickle access." SOLD!

Lost it at the Highlander clip. Holy shit that is fucking hilarious. The Superman one brought me to the brink of death too.

My Mom was telling me last month how these "Amazing Copper Bracelets" she bought take all the pain away from her hands. So I sent her a link to this video.

Sign me up for the instant pickle access!

I literally wear one on my knee. I was wondering where this enhanced speed came from... also, they should pay ya'll for making a commercial 106X better than their advertising division....

@YehatTerminator

7 жыл бұрын

YES!

Champion of the future. Thank you magic trash can.

I had my man-junk fully jacketed in COPPER. Now I can penetrate an armored Abrams tank. Now that's some good lovin'!

You had me at rapid pickle access. That accursed pickle jar has denied me for the last time!!

Yes! I've missed these

I needed this, thank you.

Welcome back old friend.

This is how I know auralnauts is awesome. I'm always telling my peeps about copper.

At last! I can achieve Rapid Pickle Access!

you had me at rapid pickle access

These are actually the best

If I ever do open up my laser tag place, I want auralnauts to make the music. You guys have serious talent!

As always, this was incredible.

Enjoyed the Highlander and Screamers reference.

With copper I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

I am SOOOOOO Sold! how have I lived 37 orbits of our Sun without this in my LIFE?!?

brilliant. as always

Oh my god, the highlander quickening clip xD

Showed this to my dad. Told him "I think you'll benefit from this from this product". He just shook his head. He's so used to my shit now lol

I love you, auroralnots? aurealnauts? auralnaughts? When the comments box opens, it covers your name, but I love you.

i dont know why but this seems like Ccreepio with a new voice. I can totally imagine him saying all this stuff, and trying to sell us on a singularity 2.0

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Now I can't help but imagine Creepio saying "Rapid Pickle Access."

This never gets old.

Needs more views..shared via twitter, hope you get all 3,100 of my followers and theirs etc. :)

reminds me of a show I watched as a kid, Mysterious Dr Satan. The hero, Copperhead, wore a mask of copper mail. It was the shit. Now I know where he got his powers

I was on the fence until rapid pickle access, sold.

That was totally awesome.

I twice cursed at your brilliance!

"rapid pickle access" gets me every time

The Highlander part killed me :D

You too can be the Highlander with the power of copper.

oh god, rapid pickle access had me laughing out loud for a long time

i love this track! will you guys be releasing the music from the other Copperverse videos?

I can't believe I had to watch an ad to watch this ad.

"Rapid pickle access", LMAO

Now I can watch more than zoomies and beams when I need my infomercial fix.

They should totally a Highlander dub video!!! with Copper.

My spine HAS been targeted for destruction by an unknown assailant.

OMG THAT INTRO!!! Golden! XD XD

I'm going to get my copper on!!!

That was great!

With copper and zoomies I can avoid the laser mines!

So our spines are being targeted by Optimus Prime, right?

Best ad ever

That's awesome.

You Auralnauts may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

This is comedy gold -- or, should I say, *copper*!

pure gold

Make yourself a Copper Master today

I've gotta invest in this

It's clear to see that your brains operate on a higher plane

You had me at rapid pickle access….

i feel like creepio is behind this

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Yes!

Was expecting Kylo Ren to be hawking this on QVC

"...and I'll never be a bad boy again"