Before copper, I was just a pile of undifferentiated goo. Now I am a real human being.

@JEMurl

5 жыл бұрын

Are you, though?

@briancahill9594

4 жыл бұрын

But are you also a real hero?

Well I do need rapid pickle access.

@allgodsarefake6044

3 жыл бұрын

We all do get it now

@iprobablyforgotsomething

Жыл бұрын

The powder-based ballistics resistance got me; my neighborhood shoots off a lot of fireworks, and drunk-aiming knows no friends, only foes.

@user-ls7ct3ii9x

4 ай бұрын

Nice for the ladies

BRETT FARV-RAH

@phillip5245

4 жыл бұрын

He's more copper than man now, twisted and evil.

Darth Maul now a Copper System Salesman

@roach9397

7 жыл бұрын

"At last, I will show the Jedi who is truly lord of the infomercial voiceover."

@TheAnders369

7 жыл бұрын

I like to think he got this gig after getting fired for neglecting his duties and letting Space Hooters get blown up by a bunch of self destructive smackheads... That, and totally getting his owned in a dance fight by said smackheads.

@maxencemorel1668

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but only *half* time

"Using your legs causes an unreasonable amount of heat" you got me Bret Farvevereve

we have the highest copper fusion count which means that you have a lesser amount

I never get lost, and I'll never be a bad boy again

The use of Highlander....Oh my god....

Can't you all see? It's Creepios next step in the Singularity!!!!!! :)

@peterstangl8295

7 жыл бұрын

THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

@Cypher10110

7 жыл бұрын

I love the idea that these products are part of the same weird and warped future world as Creepio. You can't argue with results!

@samwallaceart288

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, and what is Creepio made of??? COPPER

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

All I can think of is Creepio saying, "Rapid pickle access."

Rapid pickle access! Fuck yeah!

Congratulations. You made me laugh so hard that tears came out of my eyes. That hasn't happened for a very long time.

@jotdoc

3 жыл бұрын

If u had more copper in your tearducts, you'd be able to cry more often. Copper is the solution you need!

@ScienceFan1859

3 жыл бұрын

“And rapid pickle access...” got me...rolling on floor... xD

If I were to theoretically infuse my Zoomies with copper, would I be in violation of any international arms embargoes?

@TheRonster9319

7 жыл бұрын

You fool! You'll kill us all!

@IRNKIND

7 жыл бұрын

You would become more augmented than Adam Jensen.

@InSanic13

7 жыл бұрын

Wait, what happens when you use the Full Body Copper System, Zoomies, and Dynamic Virtual Viewer in combination with each other?

@ganymedeaerospace4580

6 жыл бұрын

InSanic dear god you'll kill all possible iterations of earth across all of spacetime

@domc9801

6 жыл бұрын

Tasty Macros You'll be come more augmented then our worlds most athletic performer Bret Farv-Rah, becoming the new copper champion of the future......on your face.....in your face......Copper.

Fun fact. Full body copper means you can get struck multiple times by lightening and walk away

@InSanic13

7 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, that's how a full-body suit of metal works: you're more likely to get struck by lightning, but it'll go through the metal instead of you.

@thomas.i.mcgill

2 жыл бұрын

The Copper Man isn't struck by lightning. Lightning is struck by the Copper Man.

You guys just keep knocking them out of the park. I want copper to bond with my cardiovascular system and break the blood-brain barrier.

I needs this badly! My back is constantly being targeted and I'm always getting lost.

As a human augmented with Zoomie and holding the rank of Captain of Coolness: I will expect that in our military hierarchy of the future; my troops will be equipped with Copper Hands. How else could we have the dexterity to use our Beamz against the enemy combatant neutralisation drones. I've said it before and I'll say it again - your "tech of the future" videos are the genius. Encore, encore!

@collguyjoe99

7 жыл бұрын

Since your Air Force, you do what you always do... let the Army and Marines do the real fighting while you zoomies cry about not enough AC

@azzameentv

7 жыл бұрын

Amazing how you turned a joke into a rant that has no basis in reality.

@collguyjoe99

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron You right, the AF is pretty much a joke

@danielciocilteu3545

4 ай бұрын

Yes, but wouldn't the neautralization drones detect the signal from the copper tracker too? I feel like the tracker may work against us, making us vulnerable to the enemy...

Finally! I can harness the full power of copper in my everyday life! I am so tired of being vulnerable to ballistics and projectiles!

Lemme get at that rapid pickle access.

@Constatonks

7 жыл бұрын

Rapid pickle access? No thanks. I'm heterosexual.

I've re-watched this video so many times....

anything good enough for Brett Farrvrah is good enough for me.

that branding strategy is nuts... "join the copper revolution today and be exempt from our enemy combatant neutralisation drones", i'm starting to think the laser commander has a hand at play in all of this...

IF I COMBINE THESE PRODUCTS WITH MY ZOOMIES I'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

THE SINGULARITY ENGINE IS NEAR COMPLETION

This is how Deus Ex begins.

@holdshiftt2run308

7 жыл бұрын

+Kabrys lol

@Kareoo

7 жыл бұрын

Crysis Nanosuite

@sm2142

7 жыл бұрын

Deus Ex: Penny Revolution. Did we ask for this, too?

well i gotta say invincibility from powder based ballistics sold me, I have to say that I am loving the quick pickle access. its really all you need in life.

More compelling than the original commercial by far.

you got me at rapid pickle access

As a humanoid, I used to only use 10% of my brain, but with the advanced augmentation of Copper, I can now control my aging process at will.

Once it begins to penetrate the blood/brain barrier...

I would like to make a small order of 278 of them. Do you take doll hairs?

@SwoopdySwoop

7 жыл бұрын

CHEAH

@rurutherussian

7 жыл бұрын

XskiXedgeX 👌

3 years later: copper will let you breathe forever!

Not only do I get do be a Captain of Cool, but now I'll be rendered invisible to the Murder Drones? Truly Auralnauts will bring success to any who give them an unreasonable amount of valid currency...before the *deadline*.

@lukecapper9576

7 жыл бұрын

They only accept payment in pennies because of the copper.

@alankingchiu

7 жыл бұрын

TheLukeMaster7 Ah crap. My dumbass Canadian government eliminated pennies, wait a sec, Canadian government is secretly making copperrrr garments??

The lore of this universe just gets better and better.

God knows how many times Ive watched tbis fucking awesome video since it first came out... So tonight I was sitting out at a restaurant having a nice, relaxing dinner with my wife... but then off in the distance; my eyes are drawn to the greatest athletic performer of my time: Brett Farver as he detailed how the copper system could enhance my life... I fucking lost it in the middle of the restaurant and practically died laughing remembering this video.

Sorry what was that last part? about drones.. Maybe I *DO* want to buy some..

Got my copper facemask the other day, now I can truly be a full copper man!

It took me six years to find this. If I had had the Copperfit, I would've commented before it dropped.

The way the words slide up and down her leg at 0:27 is some top notch editing

That was absolutely fantastic - great work, Auralnauts!

I don't know why, but the music SENDS me every time in these copper commercial..

Rapid pickle access? Shut up and take my money!

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Just give in.

My Mom was telling me last month how these "Amazing Copper Bracelets" she bought take all the pain away from her hands. So I sent her a link to this video.

Sign me up for the instant pickle access!

I literally wear one on my knee. I was wondering where this enhanced speed came from... also, they should pay ya'll for making a commercial 106X better than their advertising division....

@YehatTerminator

7 жыл бұрын

YES!

Yes! I've missed these

These adverts are always great!

I needed this, thank you.

These are actually the best

As always, this was incredible.

brilliant. as always

I had my man-junk fully jacketed in COPPER. Now I can penetrate an armored Abrams tank. Now that's some good lovin'!

That was totally awesome.

"...and rapid pickle access." SOLD!

This never gets old.

Lost it at the Highlander clip. Holy shit that is fucking hilarious. The Superman one brought me to the brink of death too.

Welcome back old friend.

This is how I know auralnauts is awesome. I'm always telling my peeps about copper.

i dont know why but this seems like Ccreepio with a new voice. I can totally imagine him saying all this stuff, and trying to sell us on a singularity 2.0

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Now I can't help but imagine Creepio saying "Rapid Pickle Access."

So our spines are being targeted by Optimus Prime, right?

That was great!

Champion of the future. Thank you magic trash can.

Needs more views..shared via twitter, hope you get all 3,100 of my followers and theirs etc. :)

You had me at rapid pickle access. That accursed pickle jar has denied me for the last time!!

i love this track! will you guys be releasing the music from the other Copperverse videos?

That's awesome.

If I ever do open up my laser tag place, I want auralnauts to make the music. You guys have serious talent!

pure gold

Showed this to my dad. Told him "I think you'll benefit from this from this product". He just shook his head. He's so used to my shit now lol

Best ad ever

I twice cursed at your brilliance!

I'm going to get my copper on!!!

you had me at rapid pickle access

At last! I can achieve Rapid Pickle Access!

I love you, auroralnots? aurealnauts? auralnaughts? When the comments box opens, it covers your name, but I love you.

I am SOOOOOO Sold! how have I lived 37 orbits of our Sun without this in my LIFE?!?

YES

Enjoyed the Highlander and Screamers reference.

Oh my god, the highlander quickening clip xD

I've gotta invest in this

With copper I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

"Rapid pickle access", LMAO

The Highlander part killed me :D

reminds me of a show I watched as a kid, Mysterious Dr Satan. The hero, Copperhead, wore a mask of copper mail. It was the shit. Now I know where he got his powers

I was on the fence until rapid pickle access, sold.

My spine HAS been targeted for destruction by an unknown assailant.

oh god, rapid pickle access had me laughing out loud for a long time

"rapid pickle access" gets me every time

perfect

I bought mine just for the rapid pickle access! All the other benefits are pure gravy

Get the Copper !!!

Now I can watch more than zoomies and beams when I need my infomercial fix.

I can't believe I had to watch an ad to watch this ad.

You too can be the Highlander with the power of copper.

OMG THAT INTRO!!! Golden! XD XD

You Auralnauts may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

thees are the best

they could make any video they wanted and it would be amazing

This was great guys hahaha

Father, make me the Copper Man

@caav56

4 жыл бұрын

From the Episode 3 onwards, you already have all-copper covering.

Awesome :P