Warning to any viewers: I used to use the Microtouch Pro Laser System every day. Then one day during my normal routine, I found it missing. As I had already applied the heat dampening cream to my face and both hands, I had no way of leaving the bathroom or calling for help. When I finally escaped that porcelain prison days later, I was sure that my family would have missed me. Not so. A replica of myself had simply stepped into my place, assumed my life. As I stepped onto my front lawn, there it was, playing with my child, my own sweet boy, Brett. They saw me. Brett cried. That thing stood. It walked toward me, murder in its eyes. I ran. I ran until I choked on my own breath. I was so afraid. Now, nowhere is safe. Everywhere I go, I feel the gaze of Zoomies on the back of my head. BEAMZ from the sky trained in on me. A full copper man on my trail. A Boston Scientific Nightmare Bot around each corner. I know I can't avoid the Captains of Coolness forever, but at least I can warn people. So please, to anyone reading this,

@Auralnauts

6 жыл бұрын

The resistance is real. You must resist.

@kristjanpeil

Жыл бұрын

Ugh, PORCELAIN!

@-TriP-

Жыл бұрын

Good lord, it's been farming my DNA every time I shave!

@danielciocilteu3545

4 ай бұрын

Living in the Auralnauts universe is scary.... :(

I always trust products endorsed by Brett Farhevreherhea!

@Auralnauts

6 жыл бұрын

Brett Faaaaaaavorrrrrr

@YehatTerminator

6 жыл бұрын

Flarvrah

@obadiahnormal8070

5 жыл бұрын

Eat his Faaaaavar beeeeans

@martinhughes2549

5 жыл бұрын

His endorsements are worth the endorsements of 300 lesser, less copper clad, less Zoomie wearing individuals...

Brett Favre introduces the latest addition to our growing family of as seen on TV products. Episode 6 update, because we know plenty of you will ignore this video and jump straight to the comments to ask about it. It's coming along great and we're pushing for a post Holiday/early 2018 release.

@briansolo

6 жыл бұрын

Auralnauts FWIW, I came to watch this video and nothing more! But thanks for the update and all of your hard work. You guys are the best!

@Mechanicoid

6 жыл бұрын

Any chance on releasing the music from this video? Both bits would be great to own.

@Auralnauts

6 жыл бұрын

The last track is Rec Room from the Outland score by Jerry Goldsmith. We'll probably release the other one soon, but it's a remix so not sure.

@Mechanicoid

6 жыл бұрын

Auralnauts cool, thanks for the info

@dylanvillainy

6 жыл бұрын

EARLY 2018? NO! I WAS PROMISED FLESH!

Boom! It's *J U S T S C I E N C E*

@jangustl_wt2358

6 жыл бұрын

*J U S T M O N I C A*

God I love this channel.

@thathandsomedevil0828

4 жыл бұрын

:D

This video combines two of my favorite words: "laser" and "cream"

so you took a silly commercial for a useless product and made it actually interesting! good job guys!

@Provigilman

6 жыл бұрын

They do that a lot.

@JohnFoxx108

6 жыл бұрын

It's exactly what they did with the prequels!

went in with no expectations, came out with a laser clone army. This is my favorite channel on youtube

Love that ending, it's like a mix between "The 6th Day" and "They Live"

@brian_sipe

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it felt a little "total recall" -ish myself.

@michaelcapozzoli1206

6 жыл бұрын

If it's closest to something, it WOULD be a Carpenter film, except it would by 1987's "Prince of Darkness"

Oh no, Brett Farvraherah has joined John Connor's Resistance Army...he was one of our greatest Captains of Coolness, equipped with a fully-integrated Copper Body System. It's not going to be a simple task to defeat these odds, though I suppose it never really was. Our best chance now is to muster all of our forces, and pray that John Connor's increasingly-outdated Terminators aren't able to crack the Mass Unification Signal being relayed between the Zoomies and the Enemy Combatant Neutralization Drones. If our forces are turned against each other, then we'll have little hope of winning the Future Wars with only our nearly unlimited supply of Lasers, painstakingly harvested from the Laser Mines by the completely willing labor forces.

Auralnauts are always gold! Copper, even!

@sofia.eris.bauhaus

6 жыл бұрын

palladium-mercury-alloy, if you ask me..

*_German Steel_*

@WastedPotential17

6 жыл бұрын

Folded 1000 times

But if we clone another Brett Farvrah, then will we need to manufacture more full body copper systems so they don’t get lost?

@randyayo2846

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Gentlezombie Too many interceptions and dick pics! It’s a nightmare!!

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

By the combined strength of 32 Brett Farvrahs, there would be a league record for total interceptions in a season.

@biowepcosmic

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Gentlezombie with my zoomies I'll friend them.

@matthewdreier3282

Жыл бұрын

Yes all Bretts require tracking, and so do you. Try copper

It’s the next step toward the singularity.

@gunnar6674

6 жыл бұрын

I guess this is the face removal technology Creepio spoke of. It is brilliant! Soon, a life with skin on our faces will be a faint memory, and we’ll revel in our new copper faces.

@jangustl_wt2358

6 жыл бұрын

THE GREATEST ACHIVEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE, THE SINGULARITY ENGINE!

@edmundnschrag

5 жыл бұрын

Creepio knew better than to trust Fartoo with the real SE. It was a test that Fartoo failed, confirming Creepio's suspicions.

@GalaxyDogenut

3 жыл бұрын

@@jangustl_wt2358 “the perfect match (I forgot the part) between man and machine! Their beauty will be haunting! Can you see me now father? You’ll never leave again!” **Starts screaming.**

The only blade worthy of the last laser master.

Will the clones be equipped with Zoomies? They'd be unstoppable.

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

And copper!

@trutwijd

6 жыл бұрын

And Beams (by FLO)!

I would totally watch a dystopian action film that features Brett Favre as the main protag. It could be like a modern version of They Live with some more science fiction elements. Or just have this be the exact plot. Why is this not a thing yet?

The Brett Farv'Era can begin.

Damn. The lore of this series is getting deep

Standing by for further communication!

Oh, so THAT'S how the Kaminoans cloned Jango Fett...

@alias588

6 жыл бұрын

Oddly enough they were originally just trying to produce an unlimited supply of mitichlorians, but I guess they got too messed up on mitichlorians and forgot what they were doing.

@WastedPotential17

6 жыл бұрын

*FRESH* genetic samples

[Meanwhile at Gillette HQ] "God damn it, they beat us to it!"

And presenting BLADE RUNNER 3🎉🎇🎇🎆

I love the idea of a future with a resistance movement led by Brett Farve.

How did Brett Farvre remove his tracking devices from his full body copper system?

@mr.gentlezombie8709

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe he hid it.

@mrwensveen

6 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing that he's actually a clone (i.e. without full body copper system), but either thinks he's the real one, or is tricking us into thinking he's the real one. I don't care either way. I'm doing what Brett Fahhhrvre does.

Finally after years of laserless shaving, now I will be the best shaven lord of the dance. We need to introduce lasers into more aspects of our lives.

I need this! It's just science!!

But will these lasers allow me to destroy my enemies AND rule the dance floor?

@Eklinaar

6 жыл бұрын

Only if you have the highest midichlorian count.

@trutwijd

6 жыл бұрын

Who wants to wipe out my enemies?

@GalaxyDogenut

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eklinaar yeah.

I lost it at "transfered to the nearest cloning facility by LLAASSEERSS". Like, why is it important that the communication mode is also laser-based? In any case, they made it sound so cool. Love this. I've been looking for a faster way to start an army than having babies, and this seems like the answer. Would buy.

I can't wait for full copper resistance Favre to fight his clones in the game zone. Like Running Man meets 6th Day meets Double Impact.

Holy shit balls! New Auralnauts AND new Bad Lip Reading in the same funking week!!! It truly is fucking Christmas, good work boys.

That is fucking awesome man! Am so stoked you released this, love your ads!

Does this work for non binary clones

@boredfartless4221

6 жыл бұрын

No, take your deformed strain elsewhere

Yessssss!!!!! I saw this infomercial randomly in a restaurant and was thinking it would be good for auralnauts. Then Favre showed up.

Love those ad techno-parodies! Amazing work as usual, Auralnauts Also, long time no see, BRETT FARVARHHH

I like how the concept of 'german steel' was sinister enough on its own.

God i love these commercials.

Heat-dampening creeeam shield... *SOLD!*

I have A LOT of pores to replicate, this is going to take a while.

@Auralnauts

6 жыл бұрын

300% more pores than 300 humans?

@ItsMeQuill

3 жыл бұрын

@@Auralnauts lol

I remember being obsessed with all your content. I'm happy this channel still lives.

Too bad the blades won't last, but then which ones do?

@gex0076

6 жыл бұрын

Dollar shave club as endorsed by The Official Podcast

this is next level. i always love the commercials. great work.

This is one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet.

"Keep your clones free of your grotesques imperfections"

amazing work as always

This is going to the top of my Xmas list!

I’ve been standing by for further communication court over 2 years now!

That was amazing, thanks for the awesome content :)

That ending had me in tears 😂

I would rate 10/10. You see, I always had the problem of never being able to use my Dynamic Virtual Viewer and Zoomies at the same time. However, with clones of myself, I can now enjoy both via the clones.

Fuck yeah, I needed another one of these videos in my life and now my prayers have been answered

I just love the ever-evolving pronunciation of Favre.

These fucking videos are great. So underrated

Props for the Equilibrium scenes.

Auralnauts can I work for you? I'm not saying I can do what you do. I just want to bring you donuts and pizzas and other things when you need them. You shouldn't be wasting a moment on petty stuff. Let me handle that. You just keep focusing on the greatness that you are achieving at all times.

Damn I need this product in my life.

You guys are the best!

how the hell you guys don't have a zillion subscribers yet?

I have at least 10 years left with the Laser Core. Might need to pick a bunch of these up.

Damn, I love your infomercials

this was amazing

The lore of the Zoomiesverse continues to grow.

I love you guys... SCIENCE!

Dear Auralnauts, where can I find the standalone version of this beautiful "Tower of Garba" remix?

can you fucking imagine how unstoppable you would be with all of these As-seen-on-holonet products though

Does it come with free gunkata lessons for both me and my clones?

@GalaxyDogenut

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah-

Haha. I immediately thought of you guys when I saw this commercial on TV. Immediately.

‘The heat dampening cream shield’ god damn, I am CRYING 😂

I really hope, that you'll continue the saga of Informercial Wars. You've got me really interested in that universe.

Return of Brett Favre. Great video, love the common sci-fi theme of these ads.

You guys are the absolute HEAT!!! A tip of the hat to you my friends

Become master of the gunshavekata

Excited to hear more of the lore with this lol

Is... is that a Rygar remix?! Jesus these guys cut deep! 🤘

I need this!

I like the music!

They Live!

Best infomercial since zoomies- great work

We need that Laser Master! I'm about to go see Episode VIII

This was not only genuinely creepy but especially at the end, it was kind of scary and depressing. Good job, gents!

LAZERZZZZ!!!!!! (also available at lasermoon)

I hear a Rygar theme. You guys are great!

If XCom 3 isn't made with this series lore I riot

It's going to collect my genetic sample!

I recognized the music from Outland!

Aw fuck yeah, thanks guys.

Fucking top notch quality

This is so good xD

Jesus It took longer than I'm willing to admit for me to realize it is an Auralnauts video

We need to push the Brett Faahhhvvraaah Storyline forward!!! I dunno why you guys put down that gold hahaha

Damn, the setup is pretty damn close to the Pre- Show at Universal's T2 Live show.

the laser pew gets laughing every time

I've been standing by for three years Brett Farverer. I'm ready to fight the laser corp with my copper matrix box set.

Please more of these lmao

nice equilibrium cameos.

This remix of Tower Of Garba is amazing. Wish you guys could upload it somewhere.. by L A S E R S !

Meh, resistance is hard. I'll go with the clone creation for my shaving needs.

Haha, love Equilibrium

Do I need to take midichlorians before or after using this product?

That escalated quickly....