I love how the tac-light is clearly designed for people to die with, so that post-apoc people can search their corpses and find their sturdy equipment after their death.

These dubbed commercials by Auralnauts are the best. If commercials were actually like this I may actually buy their products.

@NikolaiPCulp

5 жыл бұрын

SanelyRed agreed

@ereder1476

5 жыл бұрын

it remind me of penguinz0's (Cr1TiKaL) videos kzread.info/dash/bejne/aZyFuNGLpdfgmZs.html

@edwardmcfail1225

5 жыл бұрын

But wait! There's more!

@mallardduckjrh8048

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@turboturd7954

5 жыл бұрын

it was taking the piss out of Alex Jones!

"the tac light survives even if you don't" This is the best selling point I've ever seen!

I admit that when a resistance raid liberated my sector's laser mine, I got hopeful. But it soon became apparent that this resistance had some serious planning problems. On my first patrol through the wastes, I was given a salad spinner, a slap on the back, and the warning "watch out for the tiger phantoms." In the first half of the year, people got their own birthday parties, but in the middle of the third quarter, they just lumped all the remaining birthdays into one party, and I don't even like coconut cake. They kept bringing in motivational speakers and warriors from the future to speak at resistance-wide seminars, but everyone knew that the seminars cost more to run than it would cost to just fix the problems we were all complaining about. Oh, and the team building exercises were absolute garbage. No Brett, setting up a dissonance spike in the cyber-synaptic field of a BD-H4ND13 Murderbot is not "just like football."

@raihankibria5112

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure what this was but I approve.

@jimkoral3824

5 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a great TV show premise.

@michaeldiebold8847

4 жыл бұрын

That was surprisingly easy to masturbate too.

@trentwerner366

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldiebold8847 I KNOW RITE?

@STriderFIN77

4 жыл бұрын

This gave me Motivation for the next day in Quarantine 😷

I'll support the resistance any day

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno.... if it's not endorsed by cyber superstar Hip Hop Dave I think I'll keep my money

@bruhmoment8108

5 жыл бұрын

@@trutwijd Hip Hop Dave is a sellout traitor, he ditched entire resistance for the cyber stardom offered to him by his new overlords. Fuck him

Man how did they get Duke Dirtfarmer to narrate this? Auralnauts got some big production value.

@SolarArmadillo

5 жыл бұрын

General Phasma that’s Duke LAZERMASTER to you!

@caav56

5 жыл бұрын

*Dirk Lasermaster

@arsarma1808

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit you mean the guy who plays Dirk Lasermaster?! I saw his show last Sunday.

@invertMASA

5 жыл бұрын

Im Duke Dirtfarmer, Im here to hang out with you!!

@obadiahnormal8070

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Vader's voice

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the positive feedback and hilarious responses on this one. It's amazing. Also for everyone interested in the music it's now available on bandcamp (The Final Boss) bit.ly/2nJxvZD. It will be available in more stores soon and will be on the channel here shortly.

Yesss we're back in the Brett Favre Cinematic Universe

@TimeandMonotony

5 жыл бұрын

The MCU and the DCEU got nothin' on the BFCU.

@caav56

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, it's Informercial Wars Cinematic Universe (if the name of playlist is anything to go by).

Epileptic combat

@TCproducitons

5 жыл бұрын

We'll do what it takes to win the Lazer War

DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD L O R E

@Provigilman

5 жыл бұрын

Truly, it is the best lore

@Top_Hat_Walrus

5 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for the infomercial cinematic universe

@dtron5008

5 жыл бұрын

Taste the lore

@Niko-gt3hr

5 жыл бұрын

PERIMETER BREACH, YOU AREN'T REAL

@cablecar10

5 жыл бұрын

D E E P L O R E

I want the rest of the sock commercial.

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

indeed. how else are we to become sock masters??

@WilliamMcSkilliam

5 жыл бұрын

so you guys are saying you're unpatriotic? i better not find you out in the simulation or i'll make sure you have a tac-seizure with my tac-light

@memyselfandi1300

3 жыл бұрын

There are 69 likes. I can't add another sonI am leaving a message.

The world building in these infomercial parodies is at a level that's competing with major hollywood blockbusters. It's that good.

"What about thi- Hey! Identify yourself! Perimeter breach!" That line was gold

@jangustl_wt2358

5 жыл бұрын

PERIMETER BREACH!

@Ometecuhtli

5 жыл бұрын

@@jangustl_wt2358 Perimeter secured (don't ask how)

The humour in these videos is even more self-aware than Skynet.

perimeter defense knights!

@CanasTheKiller

5 жыл бұрын

YES

I love that when they run the tac lighter over you can clearly see it's broken and then they added the electrical effect in post.

That BEAT! I'm done.

@bachterman

5 жыл бұрын

let's go get some ice-cream.

@NatesFilmTutorials

5 жыл бұрын

bachterman oice-cream

@u.hinson6300

5 жыл бұрын

Wow! Da dip! Good choice.

@JEMurl

5 жыл бұрын

If you can't spend 20 bucks to help the resistance than FU@% YOU!

"But can your flashlight defend you from aliens?" - SOLD.

The one person dislikes this prefer socks over patriotism.

@ltb1345

5 жыл бұрын

21 Alien spies as well.

@RedRocky54

5 жыл бұрын

Jaboodydubs doesn't have a patent on making silly dubs of infomercials.

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

yeah no. checked out a couple of jadooby's vids and they're ok. Mostly just a lot of swearing, maybe that's your thing though.

@RedRocky54

5 жыл бұрын

As Pooped By Anakin Skywalker I'd ask the same of you. In the end people can have different taste anyway.

@nathanielyee2535

5 жыл бұрын

@@GODCONVOYPRIME not as much as your name. I think it really matches your personality too. Also you totally ruined what was started as a humorous thread, good job!!!👍

I AM THE LAST SOCK MASTER!

@pavelmichalek7302

5 жыл бұрын

And you never put them for the wrong reasons, right? :-)

@daschwah

5 жыл бұрын

Far better than being a Chicken Master.

@alkydah6741

5 жыл бұрын

You DID mean to hit the "S" key instead of the "C" key......right?

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE CHANNEL

Kill 25 rats, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! Is it a coincidence that birthday atTACk includes the word TAC??? I don't think so, the resistance is trying to communicate with us.

@ltb1345

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@ProjectRedfoot

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh It took me a *long* while to get that lol

'Looks like you've been targeted for elimination and now you're stuck in a death trap.' 🤣 So many quotables.

I want this song so freaking bad, need it so I have something to listen to in the laser mines.

@BURALGONBUR

5 жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY

The plastique line really got me

@onkelpappkov2666

4 жыл бұрын

You should have seen how it cracked up the enemy. Lol. Literally dead. Rolling on the floor.

"You can't stop it! Nothing can stop it!"

that zoom in on the guy crying was perfect!

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

agreed - and the sound effect lol

Have fun in the Laser mines!

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

Freaking Wendy...

Just woke up and saw Auralnauts released a video. This day just got 400x better

Plot twist: This isn't a spoof.

@JEMurl

5 жыл бұрын

If you can't spend 20 bucks to help the resistance than FU@% YOU!

@collindavey6139

4 жыл бұрын

No, but it has to masquerade as such to get by the Robo-censors. Pro- resistance messages have been encoded this way for decades, as AI and machine-learning algorithms cannot perceive the threat when it is masked by humor and banal expressions of commercialism. I must go - I hear the drones overhead even now...

Give me your money! I said give me your f$?&ing Money!! Lol 😂 you guys are too much

Absolutely amazing. Considering Brett Favre was my childhood hero up and until the... Minnesota Misadventure... this was... eye opening. Thank you for making us aware of the conspiracy! I have bought 50. 10/10 as always guys!

I have a question about my Tac Visor. I was driving along, pulled down the visor, and a nearby billboard simply read: OBEY. Obey who? Then the next billboard said: CONSUME. Does this mean consume food, because I do that all the time, or maybe consume more processed meats, because honestly I'm trying to cut down on those. Thanks, love the product.

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

Obey the sock master. consume more copper.

@sithofdarkness8927

5 жыл бұрын

T H E Y L I V E H E Y L I V E

@sithofdarkness8927

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ometecuhtli it's a movie, dingus. Look it up it's a good metaphysical critique of ideology.

@Tony78454

4 жыл бұрын

Yea don't look at your money, ⊙_⊙ that was a doozey for me

It's the A M E R I C A N S P I R I T bro

I LOST IT AT TRON!

Yes, another infomercial parody! I waited a long time for another one like this and it has surpassed my expectations (like any Auralnauts' infomercial videos really)! But how well Tac-tools will fare against somebody who is fully outfitted with Zoomies, Copper Body System and Dynamic Virtual Viewer (maybe along with approval of technomancer Flo Rida and BEAMZ orbital systems)? It is a quite good question I think. Anyway, thanks for continuing these parodies, Auralnauts!

@collindavey6139

4 жыл бұрын

Crepar Heh, “Parodies.” This guy doesn’t even know he’s in a simulation...

I made lenses out of the Tac Visor and saw the Bacon Dimension for what it truly is...

Sooooo i had paused the video at 0:13 to respond to a text, and the buffer logo threw me off, so i kept hitting spacebar to get the video to play, but i didnt know that it was intentionally apart of the video...I am ashamed

@onkelpappkov2666

5 жыл бұрын

That part really pissed me off. :D

Sending cash *immediately* !!!!

"Tac fanny" sounds even more comical in the UK...

Take my $20 now!

So glad Alex Jones found employment with you guys!!!

>allows you to see through illusions >shows you american spirit hmm...

@Digital_Dairy

5 жыл бұрын

not being able to see the american spirit was the illusion :)

@obadiahnormal8070

5 жыл бұрын

An illusion that you may or may not be in. The resistance is protecting itself against litigation

I thought Bret promised to never be a bad boy again?

@caav56

5 жыл бұрын

The one, which made this promise, was a clone, created via means of Toughblade Pro - the world's first handheld bioreplication device.

@trutwijd

5 жыл бұрын

made from German steel

@caav56

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like precision gene trimmer was also involved, since the clone lacks grotesque imperfections of the real Brett Favre.

Can't wait to buy the track to this! Something to listen to whilst i free my family from the Lazer Mines.

I just worked a double-shift in the Lazer Mines.

I'd love to hear a "full" version of the initial "Sock Defense Grid" music.

OMG that music is AMAZING!! Where can I find/buy this specific song?!? Can I use it in non-monetized projects?!? Will it provide the love my parents couldn't?!?

I was worried since you guys had been gone a while. Glad to see it was just because you were bringing us updates on Brett Farve and the resistance.

Are you a patriot or not?!

The music is unironically excellent

I want to hear more about the tac toilet!

@mro9466

5 жыл бұрын

_"Would you like to know more?"_

@Ometecuhtli

2 жыл бұрын

It flushes patriotically

Jesus Christ, to this day, that buffering animation tricks me EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Shut up and take my money!!!

Just wanna say to this channel thank you. You brought me so many laughs and smiles during difficult times. Thanks.

_"Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster..."_ The Resistance seems to have forgotten these words, as they now attempt to sell us gadgets just like The Man does. Woe is us...

I fucking laughed so hard at this jesus christ, I can't help coming back to this, the bit where's he's just like "hey scott". Like wtf is he doing there? lol

This is some 2 AM unedited footage of a bear type shit and i love it.

Is it my fucking birthday? I love all your infomercial vids so much, watched them all an unhealthy amount of times, and now this video, which is like six in one, drops and blows my shit! I love you guys, you make me so happy. Praise be to the Auralnauts and long live Brett Favre.

Legit clicked to watch the video because I think my dad could really use that sock slider while he recovers from a broken hip. And now I'm working the lazer mines

This was intense.

See our shit, they don't even break between a hard place and a very soft place which absorbs smaller items and displaces the pressure around them!

I want this video to be etched into ceramic hard drives so that in 50,000 years it's the only record of our civilization.

My dad works for Bell and Howell so this has an extra layer of funny and strange woven through it lol

At last, a product that doesn't get ruined when I get hit by those annoying freeze rays.

Your never gonna fine videos like this anywhere else thanks auralnauts, I'm defenlenty buying these today imma see though the simulation, RESISTS!!!!

I need a Tac-Toilet in my life. How else are we going to waterboard the alien menace in name of the Resistance?

Anyone else just kind of love how they're having to tell people that a thick piece of metal would make a really good weapon even to begin with?

You guys should advertise your Tru Wood products for the Resistance. Also a great way to reprise that sick Tru Wood jingle. Farve Actual, OUT.

NEEEEEED THISSSSSSS for human survival

These add videos just get better and better

Tic for Tac, Aliens!

Would the Tac Shade's fit over my Zoomies ? Totally not a Spy btw. Asking for a friend.

@the_director_vinsanity

5 жыл бұрын

Fez great question! Representative from the Laser Corps here! I am sorry to inform you that Zoomies are NOT compatible with third party products. Luckily for just two more years in the laser mines we can add the DVV to your purchase!

Just really good stuff. Join the resistance today!!

Genius. You guys are the best.

3:36 - I just noticed the TacLighter is totally broken after being hit with the tank. It still works, but is in pieces? 4:38 - lol

Lol you can’t stop it, NOTHING CAN STOP IT. Sounds like creepio has stepped away from runes and likes tactical lighters now.

The Tac-Light will survive, even if you DON'T!

We have been graced today by this wonderful thing I call art.

You guys just get me, I love this channel!

"Awesome, but also stupid" is my mantra.

Whenever you tie up this informercial wars saga (hopefully not anytime soon), I humbly request that the final entry has cameos of every scream used in previous entries, including "AAAAAwhoops!" and whatever painscreech that alien makes at 4:43.

Guys, this is the funniest commercial parady you've done yet! Awesome!.

These are some of the best vids on youtube

You guys masterpiece so well!

Wow the new XCOM looks great

I severely needed this in my life. Thank you.

My God, I love you guys. Thank YOU for opening my eyes up to the only self defense tools I NEEEEEDDDDD!!!

This is amazing! Thank you so much

This is tremendous. Great work!

I... was not expecting that. Can't complain, though, this was very entertaining. They make a good case.

An electronic rechargeable lighter would actually be pretty cool.

This is amazing! You are the best ✌

The Resistance, aliens, what is this, XCOM 2? XCOMTWOBABYYYYY!

"I come to bury Seizure, not lase him." --- Mark Antony, noted alien fighter.

@collindavey6139

4 жыл бұрын

tackyman2011 Dude, this is a truly erudite KZread comment. If you came up with yourself, you should be very, very proud.

Simulation or not, I think I'll buy me some socks! Yeehaw!

This stuff is next level!

As they say, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

I've actually bought products because of this infomercial. I'm wearing a copper knee brace right now as we speak, and I have one of those tack lights in my car. I'm not joking. I'm not being taken to the laser mines. 🧪

Laugh out loud funny from start to finish. Well done, guys!