The creaking floor is genius, didn't catch that before.

@brickman409

9 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought that was my chair making the creaking noise at first, it sounds so real with headphones on lol

Although this parody is great on it's own, i have to say i LOVE this voice actor. He makes any normal statement 10 times funnier by the way he speaks it :).

@samsoa19

7 жыл бұрын

I am 99.99% sure it's Zak Koonce's voice, one of the two guys of Auralnauts

@ephesians.6

11 ай бұрын

Yeah cause he sounds like the same guy who does Kylo Ren in their videos too. A Star Wars Story.

@micahnewman

11 ай бұрын

_I have a higher midichlorian count... which means that you... have a lesser amount_

@danielciocilteu3545

4 ай бұрын

When he said "Be the hero you were born to be" i imagined "...and vaporize an entire city with ion LAZZEEEERS!" XD

A parody of a real commercial. They took the original commercial down, but see the description for another version.

What? I don't remember saying this in the filming! I'm gonna call my agent and get back to you guys coz I don't think this was in my contract!

@smk6469

6 жыл бұрын

Flo Rida - All hail the techromancer, our hero from the future... FLO-RIDAHHH

I love when the single person in the crowd claps and hollers. LOL.

Funniest part hands down, creaky floor boards

WHO WANTS TO WIPE OUT MY ENEMIES!?!?!

When I saw this, I laughed and was like "haha that's funny. good joke man good joke" then I found out that this was actually a real product...and was like "this cant be serious...really? REALLY?!?" I'm having a hard time believing that this could be real in the first place. I mean, I know this video is making fun of it, but the fact that it's ACTUALLY a real....thing...I just...I don't even...what...why...

@stevelibby6852

10 ай бұрын

Even funnier is they are remarketing ten years later for therapy.

It seems like all the comments on the official commercial have been disabled. Could it be from all the people who've seen this video commenting about the additional features not mentioned?

This brings an almost irrational amount of joy to me every time I watch it...

@ananousous

4 жыл бұрын

Even still?

@DaOmega95

2 жыл бұрын

@@ananousous Yes.

oh man, the timing of the T2 clip is so perfect...

Since watching this, I can't stop pronouncing Flo Rida, exactly like this video. He is a Technomancer after all. Do more Cyberpunk Style commercials guys! They're hilarious.

@Auralnauts

9 жыл бұрын

It's definitely part of the grand plan.

@azzameentv

9 жыл бұрын

***** You guys replying made my week. Guess I'm now a Captain of Coolness. Radical! Any chance of the backing track for this being released on bandcamp?

@florida7157

8 жыл бұрын

***** That guy in the server uniform actually changed in front of my eyes into that cool dude... I honestly didn't think lasers could do that!

This is the best instrument... of destruction, ever!

I wasn't interested until they threw in the connection to the weaponized satellite, that's a great value!

This is my fifth time watching this in a row. I can't get over the satellite part.

@jangustl_wt2358

6 жыл бұрын

This is the best part

@mancamiatipoola

5 жыл бұрын

A missed opportunity to use a GDI ion cannon satellite strike from C&C video game cutscenes :)

"The Techromancer, Flo Rida", god I love you guys.

The track is so good, please please release!

The techno-mancer FLO RIDA!

man - these guys are so pitch perfect, I lost it with this one - had tears rolling so damn funny

If I had seen this for the first time on Tim and Eric, I would have accepted it quite easily as one of their fake products. Bravo, guys.

This video has more views and likes than the original. Pure Beamz gold.

Cant stop laughing

This parody still slaps

A full version of the track of the end is all I'm asking Santa Claus for this year

How is it that this video had no footage of GDI's Ion Cannon?

Absolutely beautiful.

That BEAM I'M DONE.

You guys are awesome, glad to see this vid put back up!

This video is one of the most hilarious things I've seen on youtube!!

Awesome guys!! keep these bids coming

that was fucking epic, auralnauts this is some great content!

Dude you're hilarious...I'm so glad this video is back

“The Techromance Flo Rida” is delivered so well!

More of these, please!

I just want you to release this track! I love it

gratz on getting this back up on the channel.

Commander Strax from _Doctor Who_ would impulse-buy a truck-full of these. Convince him there's enough lasers or acid involved, and he'll spring for anything.

probably the best channel I've subscribed to lol, nice job

this is solid gold. thank you, auralnauts.

Had prolly the best laugh for months!! Thanks!! lolol

Glad this is back.

When Celebration by Kool And The Gang will no longer cut it at wedding receptions! "Destroy the dance floors with lasers!"

The narration is so epic.

ugh. this is amazing.

You guys got it back!

you guys are the next level of entertainment

Love the Terminator 2 reference. Another hilarious video!

Whilst this is outright hilarious, I'm still patiently waiting for a Star Wars Episode III parody.

@Auralnauts

10 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind that Ep 2 didn't come out until 5 months after Ep 1, and our channel was dead during that time. Ep 3 is coming, we're just entertaining you in until it's done.

@abcvcgfgf

10 жыл бұрын

Your logic is undeniable. I submit. Your wisdom is truly extraordinary in its designs: I can do nothing but to stand in awe. So until the Third Day arrives upon us, I shall behold the magnificence of your contemporary works. (I'm a fan.)

That was hilarious, great job guys!

This is Legendary 😂

That floor squeak got me 😎😄

honestly I would pay for an instrument that plays half-life sound effect samples

i need this in my life

I hope you guys fill that track out, would love to hear the whole bit. Got to order a tee and keep you guys going!

Hey! Its back! Not even FLO cant stop the sounds of the future!

Best thing I've seen today.

It's back!

Lol that was so awesome :D "Who wants to wipe out my enemies?" XD

Now this I would buy!

Flo Rida won his big lawsuit today. Let's celebrate by destroying his enemies! Also, @Auralnauts let's get a Celsius energy drink destroyed by Beamz entry into the infomercial wars.

i cry from laughter every damn time i watch this

0:51 ; Half-life 2 gravity gun sound effect!!

@ThreeBooleans

9 жыл бұрын

that's why it was so familiar.

0:23 The single guy clapping and cheering is perfect!

Perfect

Awww, now the second Best Max vid is gone. His saga is the stuff of legend and hope. The kind of thing those peons in the laser mines cling to.

Auralnauts why are you so good?

Epicness

Whooo!

good job!!!!!!!!

I've laughed so much at this today I think I've developed a 6 pack. Thanks for the best workout of my life.

well done

So... feel like freeing the music of the BEAMZ.... we needs it, we wants it...

Genius!

This is going to be the gotta-have item of Christmas 2016.

Bro this is so funny 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is hilarious! XD

Technology is truly frightening. I especially like the creaking floorboards of the second dude to try it out. You should have had the clicking of the lights behind him. Truly frightening product.

Lol so well done so perfect ..

Coming soon Sonic FX (Original mix)

Whats the background music starting at 0:55? Awesome video once again, sheer brilliance.

You gotta love that nigga's attitude with that thing he holds in his hand going all rockstar with it at 1:50

Is this technology the reason the lazer mines are being depleted?

How is this music made? It's wonderful.

hahahahha I'm dying this is amazing

that sound effect at 0:43-0:44 tho

This product will make my life in the lazer mines much more bearable.

Loving the awkward silences. I hope Creepio doesn't get Beamz to control his own weaponized satellite. That could be bad.

@darthjekyll3648

10 ай бұрын

He did for a little while

Damn that background song is fucking awesome!

Nice video

The VO might make more sense if you see the Zoomies video they put out before this one. This is the second vid of a running story.

The full version of the song never came out? :C

This hardware has been around for a while.... but that doesn't make it any less badass.

One of my greatest regrets is that nothing you can buy in real life is this awesome.

This is so much better than the original!

They have really remarketed these for therapy use.

I'd love to find the track for the background of this!

I can't no stop to laughing.

arrived, are we wining yet?!

Hilarious. Whats that blade runner sounding background song?

And win the respect of Flo Rida