It's pretty obvious that this guy trained Batman

@Jaden1863

2 жыл бұрын

First

@_BlackYoshi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jaden1863 congratulations m8

@otmanh

2 жыл бұрын

Lulz

@clouds645

2 жыл бұрын

ax, Very True!. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqmnprp_p7K-lJs.html :)

@SDSypher

2 жыл бұрын

*steven segal

That first technique is literally him circle-strafing. That's great advice if your assailants are the enemies from Doom.

@wrenren2112

2 жыл бұрын

This is all good advice if your enemy is a fodder demon

@Jack_Woods

2 жыл бұрын

It's good advice if you have a gun and your opponents have slow projectiles as their weapon of choice

@H0n3yMonstah

2 жыл бұрын

It felt reminiscent of Goldeneye 64

@SilverVolo

2 жыл бұрын

It's good advice if you're fighting the torment from Legends

@ragnawreck3968

2 жыл бұрын

I commonly use this against zombies

Can confirm his methods are effective. Heaven is LIT

@kingslayerx1716

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@DSR3

2 жыл бұрын

Bruuh 🤣🤣💀

@almighty_owl8993

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like i know where the location is

@ultimate7190

2 жыл бұрын

Damn how is it up there

@Noahhobson

2 жыл бұрын

You went to heaven?

The first technique actually does work. I was once surrounded by a bunch of people who wanted to hurt me. But after trying his advice I was unharmed. Then I got bored and turned off Call of duty black ops 2 zombies

@furiouscooker

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment right here

@ryujinkobayashi6827

2 жыл бұрын

U had me in the first half ngl

@melanatedgod5337

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@bruvmoment6766

2 жыл бұрын

I commit war crimes

@tonystarkunlimited7332

2 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half ngl

If you’re being gang attacked just yell “no” and they legally have to stop, leave and turn themselves in.

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html

@Esuidirie

2 жыл бұрын

The replies are so annoying

@Rameon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Esuidirie you said it, broh.

@sebix556

2 жыл бұрын

man I hate these bots

@bigboss6954

2 жыл бұрын

I tried it and it worked thank you so much you just saved my life I can't believe how happy I am right now yayyyyyy

Well, he has finger-less gloves, so obviously he's ready for any situation.

@Angels510

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they give AGI +1 with all that extra finger mobility.

@babyslickj

2 жыл бұрын

you mean tactical gloves

@tgnm9615

2 жыл бұрын

@@babyslickj TACTICAL fingerless gloves!

@Edward.Rippett.

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that just goes without saying. Never fuck with anybody if they're wearing gloves and you can still see their fingers

@IDoABitOfTrollin

2 жыл бұрын

Making palm-less gloves now

His self defense is useful against the following: 1. Highly cooperative attacker 2. Babies 3. Organisms without thumbs 4. Sex dolls 5. Attackers that are incapable of attacking 6. My Grandma

@TypeKK

2 жыл бұрын

The muggers, robbers, and killer might have better and effective way to not give the victim any chances It might be by kicking or shoots the victim leg, then threaten them

@renzo7503

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget clothing store mannequins.

@The-wo2lq

2 жыл бұрын

"Organisms without thumbs" made me lose it so hard.

@renzo7503

2 жыл бұрын

@@The-wo2lq That was a damn good one. Lol

@EscapesAndRemoves

2 жыл бұрын

7. 12 year old kid that is addicted to Xbox

At the beginning he basically says, "don't reach for the gun, they'll just shoot you." And then his technique is to go for the gun.

@jodiallen978

2 жыл бұрын

Well the slide but yes lol

@Lperry

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is that he would still be dead. Stopping a slide won't stop the bullet from firing

@djosephine

2 жыл бұрын

Right I was so confused…

@ulissesmendoza8752

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lperry go to Detroit and try it he literally wants people to go prove him wrong

@Lperry

2 жыл бұрын

@@ulissesmendoza8752 yeah I'll skip the free murder charge lmao.

Someone should start the parody of these self-defense videos, but for attackers, just to show how useless the advice is: "Here's how your gang of 8 people take on one guy, and against all odds, win"

@frenchg0rilla

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jordanadams7168

2 жыл бұрын

Yes omg

@samuraijackoff5354

2 жыл бұрын

I think there is a channel like that. I remember one of the videos was "to defeat someone with a gun" is to run away, come from behind and wack them with a chair.

@MrYago-xd7um

2 жыл бұрын

I don't want to simp for the most popular but Ramsey Dewey does mock these quite well.

@XeineerCAspa

2 жыл бұрын

Enterthedojoshow. They're the OG of mocking about "self defense". Check out their "How to defend yourself against someone in a wheelchair"

I think the actual best self defense tactic when against FIVE people is not to run in a circle, but instead, a straight line, away from them, as fast as possible.

@cameronistired1806

2 жыл бұрын

anddddd then you want to run in a circle playing ring around the roses to confuse them

@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna

2 жыл бұрын

Well when I was younger, I always thought I could take on five guys at once, now that I’m older I know I can take on five guys at once ;)

@andrewbaiocco304

2 жыл бұрын

@MGTWO Entrepreneur this has completely lost its shock value; do you do it outta boredom at this point? i genuinely don't think anybody is even upset at this shit anymore, just annoyed.

@xnith3488

2 жыл бұрын

@@PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna hold up

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrewbaiocco304 I just report those comments as spam. This video is full of bots anyway so might as well.

This is what kids think being a cop is like: chasing bad guys on a tactical boat, and never writing reports, taking witness statements, and filling out paperwork.

@Starman062

2 жыл бұрын

So nothing changed? (This is a joke)

@silverrain99205

2 жыл бұрын

According to my cop friends it’s a very mundane most of the time

@lilyliao9521

2 жыл бұрын

and then shooting a dog

@miketrujillo3677

2 жыл бұрын

Battlefield Hardline lmao

@lasagnasoul

2 жыл бұрын

The less a cop has to do, the better. That means that everything is okay and nobody is doing illegal shit

It actually is advisable when fighting multiple attackers to make sure you're on the outside so you're not surrounded and you can focus on less people at a time, but the issue is, if you're in a self defense scenario, if you do manage to get to the outside of the circle you should just run instead of staying to fight.

@Me_Baka

2 жыл бұрын

i tried it and it worked great soon after i got bored and turned off dead rising

@addium3151

2 жыл бұрын

@@Me_Baka lol copied.

@Me_Baka

2 жыл бұрын

@@addium3151 no shit

@Me_Baka

2 жыл бұрын

@Toxic Blood this is yt land of copy pasta and no one gives shit so stop whining

@Me_Baka

2 жыл бұрын

@Toxic Blood and i am saying no shit

You know he's a Doom fan because he sees a crowd of enemies and his solution is to strafe in a circle around them while evenly spreading the damage until everyone is down

@iappearateveryfunction

2 жыл бұрын

@LUKANI♥️ SHUT UP

@r.l.mcdermid6034

2 жыл бұрын

We legit do this in our cosplay with foam swords but people really take this seriously 😂😂😂

@SchuhFlys

2 жыл бұрын

This comment wins 😂💀

@ligmalego9927

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2x-ytKGd5TSmKQ.html

@ligmalego9927

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2x-ytKGd5TSmKQ.html

"What do you do when multiple people attack you?" "Ring around the rosie..."

@Bruh.Master

2 жыл бұрын

a pocket full of possies

@Hdhdhhdhdhg680

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruh.Master ashes, ashes

@dinner1232

2 жыл бұрын

We all fall down

@sixdxxpxxx7830

2 жыл бұрын

He’s actually right. You want to keep each attacker in front of you

@proverbs1268

2 жыл бұрын

That’s not wrong though, the execution and demonstration doesn’t make sense but you typically want to avoid being in the center or allow them to circle around you, meaning circling around them and hoping to take them down one by one is the best solution to win.

As a wrestler, the shit he’s teaching won’t do shit if someone grabs you😭

@Dovahkiin106

2 жыл бұрын

Also, when a gun is pressed against you, it just takes a small movement from them to kill you. You should never make sudden movements because it only takes a moment for them to respond.

@IsDatJaysito

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dovahkiin106 Exactly he settin ppl up to get killed 😭😭💯

@SexLuthor

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dovahkiin106 exactly human response time is not slow lmao

@italiansoldierfromww2460

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who trains BJJ, I agree

@bitbreaker_creator

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dovahkiin106 kars is still in space and you are in hell polar oposites

This guy takes "rent-a-cop" to a whole new level.

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson

@Mr_Green2178

2 жыл бұрын

@Aztaps III k.

@cozyy7122

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 What does that have to do with the comment lol

@giuseppemazzini5915

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 Ratio

@Ponkdonker

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, I've never seen that Mike Tyson quote before. I mean, only on like every single boxing or self defense video, but the millionth time reading it is great. You are a pioneer.

@fateyzed7798

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 Sir, this is a Wendy's...

The key to winning any fight is to run in a circle around your soon-to-be prey, this man is a genius

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html Charlie

@trevorjackson383

2 жыл бұрын

The replies are pathetic

@NoNo-fe8kn

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorjackson383 there’s barely any point looking at replies now :(

@trevorjackson383

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoNo-fe8kn Yea just mass report them

@hemtaii

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorjackson383 They evoke suicidal feelings from me

He actually works for the criminals just to teach people how to lose fights against them.

@miskitoragee6296

2 жыл бұрын

That's the cycle lol

@lilblitz76

2 жыл бұрын

Better than getting killed

@Real_Donald_Trump

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilblitz76 you will get killed if you follow his advice

not 11 hours ago this man met dale

The first technique was actually a survival tactic based on escaping a Scott concert

@bruhman2134

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@astrodeathyt9866

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@kina7030

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@vieira_109

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@x9ShiFu

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

He's not a cop, he's a "threat management" expert, which sounds like he's just Norton Antivirus, and just about as effective.

@getinthevankids9790

2 жыл бұрын

Norton anti virus Is literally more effective than this dude.

@InheritingNightmaresDev

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@justanaveragegrizzlybear1503

2 жыл бұрын

Is Norton really that bad? I’m asking because I use Norton

@getinthevankids9790

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanaveragegrizzlybear1503 I believe its actually one of the best available right now. I've been using Norton for years and it never fails to satisfy me. Has saved me hundreds of times from threats, really great antivirus I do recommend it. (Not sponsored)

@justanaveragegrizzlybear1503

2 жыл бұрын

@@getinthevankids9790 thanks

This guy seems like he would be the cop in spider man that chastised Peter for not attacking the robber.

If I'm ever attacked I'm going to fall to the ground, screaming in pain shouting "That man pushed me, oh I'm hurt I'm going to sue!" and laugh as he runs away to avoid the storm that is the lawsuit

@JohnDoe-ce4qm

2 жыл бұрын

Another one

@JohnDoe-on6ru

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-ce4qm You tried DUST too, huh?

@JohnDoe-ce4qm

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-on6ruyeah. It just hits diff in Florida I guess.

Plot twist. He's intentionally giving terrible advice, hoping that the criminals will watch them so that if he has to fight them, the said criminals will try the terrible techniques he showed to make his job easier.

@blipblop1112

2 жыл бұрын

Is that an actual trained cop?

@kekansaru

2 жыл бұрын

@@blipblop1112 being a cop isn't a requirement to be a criminal trainer.

@ohio9499

2 жыл бұрын

Power move

@thej7362

2 жыл бұрын

@@blipblop1112 it’s dale

@scaredyhart268

2 жыл бұрын

200iq strat

This guy was trained by Steven Seagal: His word is Law.

@slosandwich7287

2 жыл бұрын

i do skits like dhar mann

@brightonic

2 жыл бұрын

@@slosandwich7287 Renegade Raider pfp tho

@well_as_an_expert_id_say

2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy some folks still try to convince people that Seagal was legit because he did aikido, anybody that watches or follows combat sports know aikido is closer to yoga than it is to a martial art. It's a nice way of unwinding and relieving stress. He did not teach Anderson Silva any thing, Silva was making a joke when he said he learned the crane kick from Steven. I don't hate the guy but it's annoying people think he's legit. Dudes a fraud haha

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

@@slosandwich7287 You're walking on thin ice

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

@@well_as_an_expert_id_say I don't think people STILL think he's legit.... Do they?

This guy has his own section in heaven with all the ppl who died trying his techniques 🤕🤕🤕

@claytonmurray537

2 ай бұрын

Are you sure he wouldn't be going the other way?

“Omg Dale’s killed every man in Detroit!” Omg it hurts laughing so hard!

*makes it out of the circle of attackers* “Now instead of running away, slap them back”

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html

@stopbreathing2839

2 жыл бұрын

nah youre suppose to run around the circle and play duck duck goose until the attackers are all eliminated

@ninjaman38

2 жыл бұрын

As dumb as it sounds thats by far the best strategy, because you have 4-6 people attacking you so ur already beat up when you try to run, and then you have a pretty high chance one of them is as fast or faster than you, but when ur circling they can't all hit you anymore. I mean ur chances are still pretty low but if they jumping in the first place they prob got that glass chin. Plus I've seen people do this exact thing before a few times and it actually work but I've also seen the opposite

@Kadeo-ms6qw

2 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaman38 or one person manages to grab you and they swarm you again.

@ninjaman38

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kadeo-ms6qw that's a very real outcome in both situations but I'd rather take my chance especially with my slow ass run

The best self-defense technique is self-imposed quarantine. Can't get assaulted if you're huddled up in bed with your comforter pulled over your head, twitching at every little noise the floorboards make.

@duewhat9815

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the surgical mask and experimental vaccine.

@McSquiddington

2 жыл бұрын

@@duewhat9815 Can't vaccinate against assaults, man. ;) As for masking up, I really had no trouble complying with my local guidelines - I've got asthma fairly badly, and any and all excuses to avoid opening myself up to not just COVID, but also hives, hay fever or the common cold, were fairly decent in my book. I haven't been sick at all since the pandemic started, and I'm usually the sort of guy who's moderately hygienic but who still somehow catches every yearly strain of the flu. Not this time. So no matter if you're a believer or not, I'm masking up, keeping my distance and washing my hands. It saves me from having to take off days at work, and it makes my inhaler prescriptions last twice as long.

@duewhat9815

2 жыл бұрын

@@McSquiddington The paranoia just reminds me of people who act like Covid will be the end of the world.

@McSquiddington

2 жыл бұрын

@@duewhat9815 I'm a lot more Zen, in that respect. The world ends every day, and it especially ends when something changes habits at a sufficiently deep level. Some facets of our world ended in early 2020. The new world that's been created could also end if things went entirely back to how they used to be - but having a father who used to work in Real Estate, I know that's not going to happen. Remote work is a new paradigm, and a fair few people realized that the old way of doing things wasn't ideal. More even decided to ditch traditional careers altogether and to create their own jobs during quarantine. The end of one thing, the start of another. The world ends every night, and is remade at dawn.

@Elogamer15

2 жыл бұрын

@@duewhat9815 paranioa? so washing your hands and being generally hygienic is paranoia?

I’m so glad you found this maniac, I’ve been seeing him in my recommended for like a year since I started watching some military history videos, apparently the KZread algorithm treats videos on ww2 tactics the same as this guys content.

My uncle trains the swat team. He told me the best thing you could do when you’re being attacked by five dudes...assuming they don’t have a gun in this scenario is to motion towards one guy and throw a jab at the guy next to him instead. He’s surprised he was attacked and that gives you a split second window to run. If they get ya tho then you’re kinda fucked lmao

@thelink6756

2 жыл бұрын

THIS^^^.. probably the most logical thing I've heard. Pick one to the side who isn't expecting it, then RUN and hope for the best😂😂😂.

@user-mg7wh8zq6v

2 жыл бұрын

Quite a gamble

@Aikisbest

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually a nice thought, but yes, make sure you can really outrun them or that its a do or die situation, or you might end up worse for wear >_ _

@aarons6935

Жыл бұрын

Your uncle does not train swat teams.

I used the crowd-avoiding technique in CoD Black Ops' zombies years ago and it worked lmao

@riccardodellorto4267

2 жыл бұрын

true fact

@ihavenorice6515

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 amazing

@silver1253

2 жыл бұрын

True😂

@rykerz105

2 жыл бұрын

Good ole training

@theonlyplain

2 жыл бұрын

yeah pretty much everyone walked around in a circle at from round 10 so the zombies lined up cuz theyre so buffed

They “teach” self defense but their logo is literally a modified biohazard symbol ☣️

@andrevegh4508

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the SCP foundation simbol

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

Nope, Omnicorp from Robocop, who want people as stupid as possible so they can wheel out Robocop to save you when you inevitably get your ass kicked

@MrYago-xd7um

2 жыл бұрын

Seen better on a middle school binder.. Twas a mighty fine jack skeleton umbrella agent.

@sumanthapa3119

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrevegh4508 he used to be one of the SCP guards that retired.

@drakkenmensch

2 жыл бұрын

The logo seen from a distance looks like the logo of OCP from the Robocop movies. I mean honestly, *the guy even operates in Detroit.*

Looked like he was going for a dark souls backstab in the first one

This reminds me of all the McDojo black belts that would get destroyed by a guy with 6 months training in Muay Thai or BJJ

@randymyers674

2 жыл бұрын

lmao so true

Now we need a video of Charlie trying out these "anti-fight" techniques

@sopaipillasss

2 жыл бұрын

against cockroaches

Charlie: "I have never been attacked in a mosh pit of like 8 guys" Me: "Charlie has never been to Detroit"

@5PercentTint

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit shows are dangerous. Never ending game had a show a few months back that got pretty rough

@TheMightySpurdo

2 жыл бұрын

Can't have shit in detroit

@ruesylvester

2 жыл бұрын

@@5PercentTint that sounds like a blast lol

@darxis8822

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he hasnt been in a Travis Scott concert either

@kuritheking

2 жыл бұрын

Saw odd future there

As an mma practitioner I can confirm his technique are 100 percent a great way to end up at St. Peter’s gate

@judewilsethsalinas7114

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahav

This video had me dead 😭 “that’s not a keychain Dale that’s your wife’s buttplug”. LMAOOOO

The key is having a horrified look on your face, pointing towards the sky behind them, yelling "It's Godzilla!", and then running away as fast as possible while they're distracted.

@moth300

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 ok.

@jasonberryman1035

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 can it beat Goku tho?

@aserthle9466

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766que

@ananimeprofilepicture.9876

2 жыл бұрын

@Aztaps III could it beat one punch man?

@dinguart6042

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 I looked around every nation and could not find a single person who asked

Here’s some great self defense advice: If you kill your enemy, most of the time you will win the fight.

@StormCrownSr

2 жыл бұрын

But what if the guy's grandma comes and gives you _the look_

@YAB1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormCrownSr then you’re probably fucked

@NoName-de1fn

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormCrownSr That's a tough one to rule out for sure.

@gunnargunnarsson5963

2 жыл бұрын

loading screen tips be like:

@monkeykong6230

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormCrownSr eat the dang cookies.

5:12 it means Counter Strike : Double Penetration

The advice is decent, just very, VERY situational.

@elmuffinmanthecartelguy7296

2 жыл бұрын

Assuming you are fighting a sloth

@CMP719

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@CMP719

2 жыл бұрын

@@elmuffinmanthecartelguy7296 i could see that haha

@kriegsmanjaeger5545

2 жыл бұрын

If it's situational and they don't tell you. It's terrible advice.

@fresh_toes6003

2 жыл бұрын

@@elmuffinmanthecartelguy7296 Correct

As a trained Martial Artist myself, that is absolutely not how you fight against or disarm a gun. Logic should tell you not to try and wrestle the gunman for the gun that’s literally pointed at you.

@owenfiset4275

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed and as a trained wrestler his grappling videos would not work

@two-ez

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the videos have so many views and so few dislikes is scary. Dudes actually think they’re gonna rack the slide back on someone else’s gun before they can pull the trigger.

@Relatablename

2 жыл бұрын

You guys are just weak. A real fighter channels their chi to call in a tactical airstrike on the assailant. They don't stand a chance.

@owenfiset4275

2 жыл бұрын

@@Relatablename yeah I guess that’s my bad for not being a main protagonist

@bryn1063

2 жыл бұрын

This is clearly an easy way to see god. I mean why else would they do it?

I’ve actually used this in my local airsoft field. The disarms are actually really good. Much easier to shoot my opponent once they start laughing hysterically on the floor. Then I remember I have no gun that’s why I was at gunpoint to begin with.

@DeadBelowZer0

2 жыл бұрын

He burned my patch

@imstillaj

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeadBelowZer0 😂😂😂😂😂

@Gummybear1.2.5.1

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@bruhler7559

2 жыл бұрын

F

@camesandwich

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeadBelowZer0 kid had it coming to him

Watching this again after he's met Dale

Interesting to watch this after Charlie trained with Dale...

@bladeblade8443

2 жыл бұрын

paradox

@michael3556

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm surprised he was so willing to sell out to this scam artist.

@theredstonehive

2 жыл бұрын

@@michael3556 what

We bigfoots just throw boulders for self defense and if there's multiple attackers then we'll uproot a tree and start swinging it. Works basically every time

@Pillar_of_Salt

2 жыл бұрын

I oughta try this

@MrYago-xd7um

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' PETA missionaries I swear.

@adamwest8711

2 жыл бұрын

Man, I haven’t seen you online for ages!

@Skids113

2 жыл бұрын

*Yes.*

@blvalverde

2 жыл бұрын

If another bigfoot attack is it a stone throw duel or a tree fencing duel?

he is winning every school fight… legend

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html

@anintruder7831

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for you my guy, your reply section is full of bots

@shrigma4996

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit the comment section it’s full of bots

@sparrow9990

2 жыл бұрын

I literally get in them all the time and if u let them say something to start shit with u or shove u use that as an excuse to hit first and if u get the first hit u cant really fuck it up unless ur stupid and dont aim for the head because anywhere else probably won't hurt them because everyone got the arms of a rat and the body of a middle aged garbage man

@lorenzodepaoli3642

2 жыл бұрын

Mainly cus he's a grown man against a bounch of kids

The 1st 10 minute is 10 dollar. After that 1 dollar a minute. Brilliant

“Who’s ever is manufacturing that key chain is in the wrong field” 😂😂

Honestly putting friends in front of the other attackers isn’t a bad strategy.

@captainrex3320

2 жыл бұрын

Legit is, I mean ya can’t really beat them but you can stall them enough and hopefully tire them out. I’d give it a 8/10

@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainrex3320 @@captainrex3320 I hope you're doing a lot of cardio. The enemy is turning in a circle, you are doing a huge sidestep shuffle in a giant circle fighting 8 people sequentially. People always forget bullrushing exists too

@jeanbarque9918

2 жыл бұрын

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD thank's ! I know another strategy (rhat I learned in a movie and used it and worked.. 😂) and wanted to see opinions about his "strategy" 'felt that something was wrong but could see what, the isea of keeping distance with every guy is good but turning around is spending too much energy and turning around like this you'll finally fall and be beaten.. The technic I learned and used isnt exactly learned and used: the idea is isolating the strongest and beat him then the otjers should be impressed and scared that you beat the strongest. My situation was a bit different and what I did to. They were 2 and I was drunk and a wall behind me. Behing drunk I started thinking of a strategy that considered my state. If one would punch me in the face I would be able to block fast enough, using a guard like in a boxing match (having the arms up to prorect my face) would have 2 problemes: 1 I give tje information and since I'm drunk I coulnd follow with adaptation to tje situation, and secondly, they can just hit lower (drunk, too slow to react), or make me fall with a "balayette" (dont know how to say it in english but you make the gut fall with your foot by pushing upwards his feet I think, you sweep his feet.) So I understood that I had to have my hands miway to the guard (face protection) without giving any information so I put my hand affront and give a false information, the information of bein a cool naïve guy so I was hands afrond saying "cool, everything okay.. bla bla) and there come the application of the thing that I learn from the movie: I stayed focus on the leader, the strongest. I dont know if he seen it but didnt try anything.. and the other guy throwed a punch, having my hands midway to protect the face (and having did a bit of karate) I blocked his punch without even watching him..😂, je was shocked.. and psycholgicaly.. (scuse my bad english) wasnt here anymore.. the leader understood that he was alone agaisnt me also gived up and flee..

@goldtorizo2294

2 жыл бұрын

this is assuming that you can even get out of the circle without any of them grabbing your clothes/arm/legs or one of the people you're running past don't just shuffle infront of you instead of being dark souls tutorial mobs that run in straight lines with slow attacks.

@joeheadrick4027

2 жыл бұрын

@@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD bullrushing into a group of 8?

I love how often the person he's using for the assailant just flops over like a sack of potatoes. Like dude he legit just brushed against you lmao.

@plantain.1739

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that's an issue with every self defense instructor. It seems like they all assume the assailant won't attack back after you try to do something.

@abrahamnarvaez1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@plantain.1739 the scam ones do that real self defense advice is compile and don’t die because yeah that’s a gun or rust knife and I prefer life over the $50 bucks in my wallet. I think the channel Super eye patch wolf has a whole video breaking down the whole phenomenon of fake martial artists and their practices.

@Tommy50377

2 жыл бұрын

Well depending on how it's done, that can actually happen if you are putting the person into a lock or arm bar. There are places you can press and push on, where the body will follow. The problem is, unless if you're trained you don't actually know where that is, making it a bit difficult to do. The other issue is the only thing keeping them on the ground is you. Yeah, you can hold them in a lock as long as you want, and if you do it right they will not be able to get out no matter what they do. But you still kinda need to then just sit there and wait for help to arrive, or just try running.

@TheAndrewj96

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, that’s the only way his dumbass tactics could possibly work.

@MrYago-xd7um

2 жыл бұрын

That's just proof the air around Dale is literally lethal force.

1:50 This would not work for several reasons 1.The action on the back of the semi automatic handgun is only used to load the next bullet Into the chamber so they would still shoot you 2.You would not be able to hold it since it’s rack is more then enough to leave a large bruise on your chest if it smacked it while fired so that much force would make you allow it to move 3. Assuming someone thinks your enough of a threat to have a gun directly on your chest without killing you they will shoot if they see even the slightest movement I’m no expert but the best way to survive in that scenario is to do what they want

@mightbeapersonmaybe8379

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking this the slide moves because the gun has fired its not related to the actual firing of the weapon. And also how do you deal with revolvers? Suddenly half the techniques don't work

@RobertsIslandLivingAdventures

2 жыл бұрын

If they want to take you somewhere, fight.

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightbeapersonmaybe8379 To be fair most people don’t use revolvers

@bradenculver7457

2 жыл бұрын

I’m legitimately concerned this dude is teaching people this is how pistols work. Someone could actually die because he doesn’t understand how slides on semi-automatic pistols work.

“You’re not a trained professional because you watched a 57 second KZread video.” Gold.

I knew my old aikido instructor was legit when he gave us all an example of being held at gun point or by someone with a weapon. He would always stress time and time again how important it was to never fight someone trying to rob you with a weapon. He would always instruct to just give them the money they want. Your life is a thousand times more valuable than money can ever be.

@genericduds6565

2 жыл бұрын

I think these self defense methods are when they are planning to kill you or attack is imminent but yea some of these are goofy

@goblinsarereal4954

2 жыл бұрын

I mean aikido isn't a legit martial art, that being said that is good advice. Run away every time.

@goblinsarereal4954

2 жыл бұрын

@@genericduds6565 they are all goofy zero would work lol

@genericduds6565

2 жыл бұрын

@@goblinsarereal4954 better then doing nothing

@goblinsarereal4954

2 жыл бұрын

@@genericduds6565 actually in many cases.. it's not

That keychain he used is actually called a Kubaton, which are pretty much just small metal rods that can either end in a blunted point or a rounded head. They're pretty common for self-defense since they're great for hitting pressure points, soft tissue, and bones without (usually) lethally damaging another person. A lot of them are, admittedly, pretty phallic.

@Mutoshishou

2 жыл бұрын

I felt so cool when I was like “ oh shit I actually know what that is” thanks TSA illegal items list.

@ligmalego9927

2 жыл бұрын

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@ligmalego9927

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2x-ytKGd5TSmKQ.html

@amunre3667

2 жыл бұрын

I bet it's also commonly used as a but plug

@stelmaria8991

2 жыл бұрын

@@amunre3667 I bet it can hit a lot of pressure points down there

The only self defense tactic I've ever done sucessfully was jumping the wall into the mall's parking lot, it's a small wall so I did it in one movement and when I looked back the dudes who were gonna mug me looked very confused

@se3saw

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@receyspuffs

2 жыл бұрын

Based

@bobjames994

2 жыл бұрын

Based

I swear to God I used to want Solid Snake to be real just for fucksske of being real. Now I want him to be real to show this clown whats up.

This guy is literally teaching how to beat any Terraria bosses (the first guy)

@jkharu2760

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Shoegaze-

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@halalburger11

2 жыл бұрын

@LUKANI♥️ ratio

@Feliscus

2 жыл бұрын

@LUKANI♥️ I’m a disappointment too! We have so much in common!

$1 a minute is pretty reasonable. You're saying I can hire a gang of security guards in a hummer to protect me for 3 hours for $180?

@JoeMama-tw6gu

2 жыл бұрын

that’s $60 an hour, that’s a ton of money to pay someone. minimum wage is like $10 an hour

@zapsta3000

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoeMama-tw6gu yeah but it’s 60 bucks an hour for MULTIPLE people providing a specialty service, fully equipped with weapons and transport. Assuming these guys are good at what they do, and assuming you need protection in that time frame, 60 bucks an hour isn’t that bad to ensure or at least raise the chances of not dying. I’ve paid more money for medical examinations that were arguably unnecessary outside of putting me at ease.

@ThomasOwOD

2 жыл бұрын

@MGTWO Entrepreneur did you know? This advertising strategy does not work, you only get 100 views and none of those are full views or returning viewera

@the_inquisitive_inquisitor

2 жыл бұрын

@MGTWO Entrepreneur Try being good at something. You aren't even good at this.

@ZebraLuv

2 жыл бұрын

@MGTWO Entrepreneur No one wants to listen to a self identified oxymoron. "Men going their own way, by religiously following a cult of depressed divorced alcoholics." Good luck with that.

By far the best reaction to this guy I’ve ever seen 😂

Honestly the best defense is your own instincts

The most effective technique is to dark souls roll around them until they get to dizzy to continue

When Charlie, someone who can't defend themselves from a cockroach attack, has better self defense ideas than this instructor.

@blackdead2872

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym? Tactical fleeing is just another of his genius schemes

@Two.Face4

2 жыл бұрын

mommy

@DJC_2003

2 жыл бұрын

Can't bribe a cockroach, they're sent here for chaos and chaos only

@Kadeo-ms6qw

2 жыл бұрын

Shut

@grudgep3rsona375

2 жыл бұрын

You literally spawned with likes you bot lmao

Lmao!!! I think I just “tactically” crapped my pants laughing!

“I Don’t remember who said this But It was An Actual Reputable Source” 😂😂😂

*“Uh, i-I’d offer sexual favors.”* I’m dead 😂 To the trolls: Kindly fuck off please, I ain’t gonna apologize for quoting. I just found it funny, that’s it. No need to get y’all’s panties in a twist 😂

@trevorjackson383

2 жыл бұрын

If ur dead how'd u write the comment? Lol

@_____L______

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorjackson383 I was quoting on what he said. Plus I’d rather fight as much as I can.

@trevorjackson383

2 жыл бұрын

@@_____L______ How can you quote someone if ur dead

@lilpretzel5629

2 жыл бұрын

im weezing😂😂

@mastershooter64

2 жыл бұрын

@@trevorjackson383 obviously he came back from the dead lol

"I stopped the slide while it was still going back" - yeah, problem is, that only happens AFTER the shot has been fired. This dudes advice is basically "tank taking a point blank shot to the chest so he cant shoot you twice"

@Beretmaster666

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! or jamming your finger behind the trigger, where some guns dont have space to put anything in there, and even if u did probably wouldnt stop much.

@maninthemask6275

2 жыл бұрын

He literally says this is a last resort and ny works on certain guns in the video for gods sake do your own research before you comment.

@horvathbenedek3596

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. Theoretically, if you can manage to push the slide back, the gun can't be fired. I was confused at first, but he does seem to think he's fast enough to.push the slide back before the trigger is pulled.

@andash123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Beretmaster666 I might be wrong but I don't think he suggested jamming the finger behind the trigger but pinching the gunmans finger down against the trigger guard to prevent his finger from pulling the trigger. Which still sounds like a pretty bad idea, seems very fiddly and you might just as easily push his finger and pull the trigger

@ukkomies100

2 жыл бұрын

a striker fired pistol could be made not to fire with that technique. striker fired pistols have pre-set strikers where the striker normally rest just under from being fully gogged. the trigger gogs the striker rest of the way and releases it. the striker is situated in the slide and the trigger mechanism in the body of the gun. moving the slide back prevent the trigger from fully priming the striker and the striker, when released, by design will not have the striking force to set off ammunition

These methods are awesome!!!! I’ve traveled many places but somewhere I’ve always wanted to check out was heaven! Upon my first time using these tactics, I was instantly transported! Yay! 10 out of 10 would recommend to my worst enemy

Best thing to do in a group fight scenario, find the weakest looking, run through them, keep running.

This guy has Dwight energy written all over him lol

@friedkin71

2 жыл бұрын

I was literally just thinking this 😂

@MasonBrown-qq7oq

2 жыл бұрын

MICHAEL!!! JIM IS NOT ACTING LIKE A MANNEQUIN DURING MY ATTEMPT TO DISARM HIM. D U R I N G W O R K H O U R S!!!!!!!!!1?1??1

He grabs the slide after the gun has already fired. Therefore he’s already been shot but has stopped the weapon from cycling a second bullet. He’s putting a lot of people in danger.

@deBrawnyo

2 жыл бұрын

Freddy Mercury came out of the dead just to ratio this man

@CoreyandCrew

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samuel-yl9yo I think he's saying it was put in the rear position by him firing the gun.

@CoreyandCrew

2 жыл бұрын

After watching it again, you can hear it fire as he grabs it. So yea he's dead lol

@jakedewey3686

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samuel-yl9yo Except what happens in the video is the guy grabs the slide as the gun is cycling. With a loaded gun, the gunman would have already fired the round. You could at best stop a second round from being fired, but by the time his hand is on the slide, there would already be a bullet lodged in his aorta.

@gavynperez3468

2 жыл бұрын

I have been looking for this comment, a full bullet already made it into your chest I don’t understand how anybody doesn’t get that. Inhibiting it from going to the rear just stops it from chambering the first round and cycling to the next, so you only stopped the second bullet from chambering, you’re still dead.

He also teaches techniques to grab a gun AFTER you get shot. In the chest. Because “the only thing worst than getting shot, is getting shot repeatedly”

Why is this guy explaining stuff so funny in every video 😂

This is the type of instructor who's advice would be: "Okay, so, a man comes at you with a katana. Step1: Catch the blade with your hands..."

@leoncoben6983

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's possible...if you have blade resistant gloves and you it's more of a block than a catch but it's possible.

@vindiesel564

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoncoben6983 but why would you have blade resistance gloves on the first place

@leoncoben6983

2 жыл бұрын

@@vindiesel564 I have some and wear them as accessories from time to time. Not a fan of rings or bracelets since I'll just fiddle with them the whole time but gloves are fine.

@Kramer_.

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoncoben6983 how can you even clap that katana going fast directly at your face?

@neidhartmuller8804

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoncoben6983 wtf is a blade resistant glove made out of?

Popo medic + Charlie is the collab we didn’t think we needed.

@snacksnake7418

2 жыл бұрын

I was so surprised to see him here lol

Y'all that first technique works great!!! I was able to herd my sheep str8 back in the barn. Thank you!

This is actually really good advice when you have nothing to losr

"But One Day..."

The only good advice in a several vs one scenario is run as fast as you can. And if it's a one on one, running is still the best option.

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/nq2Iq8V_idevgZc.html

@LEONN515

2 жыл бұрын

Most people in this comment section can't outrun the average smoker lmao

@teathesilkwing7616

2 жыл бұрын

What if all my opponents are 5 year olds and I have a gun?

@jasyn197

2 жыл бұрын

@@teathesilkwing7616 shoot as many 5 year olds as you can. Once your ammo is depleted. Run.

@abrahamnarvaez1730

2 жыл бұрын

Just learn karate specifically the secret to being successful in karate. Guns beat karate but don’t tell people that it’s a cia secret

He was circling those guys like he was training in B02 zombies.

The “Detroit Batman” must be stopped!😅🤣

Unless you’re being told to go to a secondary location, it’s generally better to comply with an armed assailant. If they want you to “come with them” anywhere, then fight to the death.

@gittin7472

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if someone is trying to get you to a secondary lication, youre most likely to get killed... or worse. Never comply with that, no matter how sincere they seem or how much they threaten you.

@ubermaster1

2 жыл бұрын

@@gittin7472 yep, if they want you somewhere else, you're being kidnapped or will be killed somewhere more discrete, so you might as well fight right then and there and make some noise, a 1% chance is better than 0

@boyofroyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 that's nice

@wyattearp585

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 bro, im literally a fascist but this copy pasting replies under a MoistCr1t1kal video is like, ubermensch level cringe. Make positive change in your community, not screaming into the void.

@joshuagreen8995

2 жыл бұрын

@@iii7766 So what form of government do you suggest in place of it?

One of his videos actually has him go over what to do to the assailant after they have shot you. As stupid as that sounds I think it's great he made that video, since if anyone uses any of the information from his other videos they will 100% end up getting shot

@its-amemegatron.9521

2 жыл бұрын

Got shot a second time and am bleeding out What's the next step?

@newtonmarte225

2 жыл бұрын

Pray

@accidiaet

2 жыл бұрын

@@its-amemegatron.9521 Subscribe to Detroit Threat Management Center and become a member to know the next step in self defense!

@ninjafrog6966

2 жыл бұрын

@@newtonmarte225 and if you don’t believe in god, pick one from any religion and pray to them

@Angels510

2 жыл бұрын

You never know he might be talking to his superhero audience. Since they have to deal with all these bad guys cartooishly sticking a gun to their chests.

I’ve been in martial arts (taekwondo) since I was five, and now since I’ve been a black belt for a while I practice self defence scenarios, and our old master that passed away a few years ago had two signature lines, one: “if they put their hand on you and they’re not armed, keep that hand there, it’s mine now” and two someone asked him what he would realistically do against an attacker with a gun, “give him the money and run, just run, maybe call the police after I’m FAR away”

Did he really just call him *“Officer DANGER”* lmaooooo OMG 😂😭🤣

The thing about "self-defense tactics" is that they work 100% of the time as long as the attacker is very physically weak and doesn't resist your defenses.

@gwotkid8314

2 жыл бұрын

And/or you're a professional that actually works out and practices drills like that daily

@danh8101

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwotkid8314Maybe but you'd still be assuming that the attacker isn't as physically fit and capable as you are. Your attacker is just as determined to rob/attack you as you are to defend yourself.

@gwotkid8314

2 жыл бұрын

@@danh8101 except specific training vs "i decided to pick up a gun and rob someone" does put the advantage on the prepared. The real problem is you'd be hard pressed to find an american civilian that cares to actually practice enough to be competent

@danh8101

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwotkid8314 In my personal opinion, highly-trained, capable, fit civilians and cowardly, desperate, determined criminals cancel each other out. You can only anticipate a certain level of unpredictability before you are put in a dangerous situation. Most self-defense videos don't tell you how the attacker might respond to your pre-planned maneuvers. What if they try to resist your defenses? Do they have a second weapon? What if you're not as able-bodied as the instructor?

@Tommy50377

2 жыл бұрын

@@danh8101 So before anything else, you should almost never try this stuff unless if you are trained or absolutely have to. That being said, when you do certain techniques correctly, there is nothing an attacker can do to stop it or resist. It's all about locking up their body, getting leverage and putting them in a position where they can not get out, because their joints physically cannot move that way. If you know how to get someone in a good lock, I don't care if it's The Rock, the person isn't getting out. The biggest problem is getting that person into that position in the first place. That is where size and build can come into play, and sometimes you're just shit out of luck if you are small and the attacker is big. But in a 1 on 1 between two average people, the trained person can generally get the upper hand and put the person in a lock. And if you're fast and know what you're doing, it isn't too hard to get someone into a lock if you get an opening.

I lived in Detroit for 2 years and I would always see the guy in the thumbnail taking advantage of free food from various restaurants in the area. That's literally all I would see him doing multiple times a week. I was flabbergasted when I saw him teaching "self defense" on TikTok

@GboiGabe

2 жыл бұрын

@Kasish Gukaan no they dont they might get a discount tho

@boyce5994

2 жыл бұрын

Why am I not surprised. Likely a former customer of a few people I know of

@buklau837

2 жыл бұрын

@Kasish Gukaan Not even law enforcement or at least a proper one. He works at a Detroit threat management center or something

@whyte_boi1942

2 жыл бұрын

Food shouldn’t even have a price in the first place

Man I don’t know how he can get through these without laughing but I guess those checks come in

He's letting people come test it, I say Charlie should give it a go

If Charlie gets caught in a gang attack his plan is to 1. Scream “stop I have money” or “stop I know the location of the hidden treasure” 2. Run 3.Get the banana peel power up as he scoots off in his Mario Kart

@DearAuni

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@4321jirby

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot about the sexual favors

@cube4547

2 жыл бұрын

Did you just call a kart "Mario kart"

@Melvin-rd3rr

2 жыл бұрын

And to think that’d all be more effective than this “training course” 🤣

@alkatrazflores4211

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 LMAO MAN

That "anti-fight hacks" one. All of those can be stopped by punching the person doing the "hack" basically anywhere with their other, free, hand.

@raptorjesus3894

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of in the office where Dwight is showcasing his karate and Jim reminds him that his attacker does in fact have 2 hands.

@riccardodellorto4267

2 жыл бұрын

did they add the second hand in a recent patch?

@rickymartinez8054

2 жыл бұрын

In martial arts both hands are used towards one arm for example, but is not supposed to be used to subdue or wrestling your opponent. Rather break or disable the extremity as swiftly as possible with the intention of taking out said person, or really hurting him. What the guy in the video shows is a fraction of a fraction to what is necessary in applying that technique in a situation. For one, to use such moves takes more than a 53 second video, it's more like years of training, experience, and practice. And I agree, as I saw the video, I thought, you could just let go, or punch him in the side of the head, which is what would happen if an inexperienced person attempted what he is showing in the video.

I love this guy he's a legend

Here's a good self defense tip, "stay strapped, or get clapped."

"if they're holding a gun to your chest don't move, move fast!" Genius.

Throw a punch, if that doesn't work, throw another one, keep going until your opponent is either giving up or dead. If you have multiple opponents, simply distribute the punches evenly.

@godofallpotatoes1614

2 жыл бұрын

thank you

@hisky.

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a yanfei main

@idiotnoob751

2 жыл бұрын

I can take any advice from you yanfei 😍

@yanfei7782

2 жыл бұрын

@@hisky. I main Raiden.

@yanfei7782

2 жыл бұрын

@@godofallpotatoes1614 Don't be afraid to mix it up sometimes and start kicking. That works too.

Does anyone genuinely believe Charlie's lie about having never been in a circle of eight guys getting pounded? Not kink shaming or anything

I think the smell of that key chain would be far more affective. 😂😂😂