I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time

@irvinmorales6307

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@pigeonswithobesity6039

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@amongsussyballs

2 жыл бұрын

this sounds like persona 3

@thegamingbiscuit6407

2 жыл бұрын

Caught me off guard lmao 😂

@elliot20

2 жыл бұрын

that made me chuckle. thanks :)

Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”

@shadowfox3442

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@ryleighs9575

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment lol.

@lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma male Dale

@pippypiper8353

2 жыл бұрын

If your homeless just buy a house

@The_Endless_Now

2 жыл бұрын

@@pippypiper8353 ↖️ Pippys

Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".

@got_rats

2 жыл бұрын

Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson

@lockerbuddy2039

2 жыл бұрын

@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.

@penat7402

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic

@barleyteaa

Жыл бұрын

Hello fellow god of war lover. Just noticed your pfp is Atreus and wanted to wish you a happy upcoming ragnarok

@Zam_man

Жыл бұрын

nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first

I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.

@storyshiftcharahurts9992

2 жыл бұрын

he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after

@datdankdj8264

2 жыл бұрын

While the other guy just stands there

@Ridley369

Жыл бұрын

At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"

@zoopdterdoobdter5743

Жыл бұрын

This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?

@SmallMediumFat

Жыл бұрын

"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"

Guy: has a knife Me: reaches for knife Guy: *moves* Me: fuck

@distantpoet619

2 жыл бұрын

facts.

@alanmaju2796

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

@buggart

2 жыл бұрын

Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!

@namesryan50yearsago65

2 жыл бұрын

Hotel:trivago

@halphassoul7903

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, that’s illegal!

The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.

@realryushiro

2 жыл бұрын

Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.

@Chadronius

2 жыл бұрын

I have no bullet, but I must kill.

@colombianv1nce271

2 жыл бұрын

If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣

@leviatticus3801

2 жыл бұрын

Red mage is a G

@horrorgamer811

2 жыл бұрын

I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD

"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.

@nerfcontent9429

2 жыл бұрын

It works with dicks why not firearms! -*famous last words*

@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3

Жыл бұрын

I'll use my small toe on my left foot

@gabrielboorom2683

Жыл бұрын

"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."

@iasked4692

Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah

@gabrielboorom2683

Жыл бұрын

@@iasked4692 Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍

If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.

Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."

@airpls2822

2 жыл бұрын

"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"

@drdripiideedeejay-zaiikenn4180

2 жыл бұрын

@@airpls2822 lmao

@Willian774

2 жыл бұрын

“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾‍✈️

@bornofstardust5910

2 жыл бұрын

"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".

@requiem522

2 жыл бұрын

@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is

Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun

@FishoD

2 жыл бұрын

But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.

@9r9r66

2 жыл бұрын

@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed

@DennisHeenan

2 жыл бұрын

@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.

@dennis_s

2 жыл бұрын

@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!

@dr_goofy

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf did I walk in to

“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly” -Dale

@lockerbuddy2039

2 жыл бұрын

*gets shot in the head* Dale: "Well..."

@DrDubMemes

2 жыл бұрын

@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.

@sydssolanumsamsys

2 жыл бұрын

@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.

@Memer9456

2 жыл бұрын

@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference

He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit

@samusa_2002

Жыл бұрын

But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣

Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"

@qwertydavid8070

2 жыл бұрын

It's always those biomechanics lmao

@grey195

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SergioR00

2 жыл бұрын

Collect 10 birds lmaooo

@casadilla111

2 жыл бұрын

*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*

@HTXrios

2 жыл бұрын

If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety

I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.

@TBone4Breakfast

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Good to see you here

@fred1395durst

2 жыл бұрын

TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed

@mattman1684

2 жыл бұрын

Ask 50Cent how that felt

@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?

@yositta

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.

Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.

@infohazard3003

Жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@JackieTheDerg

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life

@theashologist

Ай бұрын

Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot

11:06 "Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan" Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself

@SStarry_Days

Жыл бұрын

And it would work if you do it loud enough.

@KnightOMoon

9 ай бұрын

I mean you might be able to startle them for a second

These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.

@ddenozor

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.

@thydzz2180

2 жыл бұрын

Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands

@iykwim4071

2 жыл бұрын

Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance

@AnishNair09

2 жыл бұрын

You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??

@arshadzaidi4667

2 жыл бұрын

@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.

He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.

@crystalhazer7246

2 жыл бұрын

It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣

@heresywithana

2 жыл бұрын

He has main character syndrome in a world without one

@gabrieleporru4443

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that all of us, in a way

@legendnodensetsu8423

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work

@gabrieleporru4443

2 жыл бұрын

@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations

A kid with a plastic knife : exists Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"

@xipperz5183

2 жыл бұрын

Is Charlie Spider-Man?

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire

@da_purple_lizard

Жыл бұрын

Charlie would be a menace on every playground.

"... You get killed? Walk it off..." - Bruce Lee, probably.

@Ultraysss

Жыл бұрын

Captain America said that one

I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

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@Sianostrakarenrenren

2 жыл бұрын

Wuss

@ayzthetic2217

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao

@joelcompta8512

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayzthetic2217 not me

@violetbitch9492

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayzthetic2217 not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around

In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other

@CaptainDoomsday

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.

@finalbossdoge3466

2 жыл бұрын

I commend your mind

@magicianwizard4294

2 жыл бұрын

@@finalbossdoge3466 I approve your commendment

@finalbossdoge3466

2 жыл бұрын

@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this

@jessiahpartida7420

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this is hilarious

Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.

@aarons6935

Жыл бұрын

No you weren't.

"the only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot by someone else." - Dale

guy: "just push the gun into your chest" the dude with a revolver:

@qtulhoo

2 жыл бұрын

The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:

@kristyandesouza5980

2 жыл бұрын

The guy with any level of reaction at all

@ballsdeep7056

2 жыл бұрын

"Pop" Guys organs-

@jasoncp3257

2 жыл бұрын

If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work

@plasticlawnchair7197

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so

His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength

@firstnamelastname7298

2 жыл бұрын

his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away

@plugshirt1762

2 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them

@theonlywalltostareat5808

2 жыл бұрын

if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm

@Brandon-yq1tm

2 жыл бұрын

That or a revolver

@PeachDragon_

2 жыл бұрын

Or someone who doesn't stand still

"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line

The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.

“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”

@chaosundivided2525

2 жыл бұрын

Chaos Approved!™️

@lonecyclone8493

2 жыл бұрын

Next turn limit break

@yomommashaus

2 жыл бұрын

I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.

@espalorp3286

2 жыл бұрын

After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.

@duggiek1352

2 жыл бұрын

"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈

He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

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@snazzyfeathers

2 жыл бұрын

He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"

@mrdeafter

2 жыл бұрын

Just don't die 4head

@abood_is_alive

2 жыл бұрын

Slash your lungs to let air in

@mnkpop5858

2 жыл бұрын

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6:25 What did you say punk? BIG MEATY CLAWS

My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.

The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch

@AngeKerr

2 жыл бұрын

I look Just like deji

@honest_126

2 жыл бұрын

Better advice, press x to not die

@sagacioussigma527

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@nugget1791

2 жыл бұрын

Or just change the difficulty

@crisscore157

2 жыл бұрын

damn these bots

Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

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@manwithaplan2001

2 жыл бұрын

"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming." -Dave the Security Guard

@kingshorts9630

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@helpiambeingheldhostage1818

2 жыл бұрын

@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum

@idonthaveaname4685

2 жыл бұрын

@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns

4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy

7:00 that works u can try it but there is a high chance that u will get shoot if u try it but as a last resort is an option i guess

Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe

@WoodMntSeaBear2

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.

@chicanoman2999

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao nice

@jiro110

2 жыл бұрын

He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.

@kurtdyck6759

2 жыл бұрын

“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”

@topusku

2 жыл бұрын

You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow

Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish

@needtofinshundertale7812

2 жыл бұрын

But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.

@cameronb4099

2 жыл бұрын

#ComboBreaker

@yayodank882

2 жыл бұрын

Counter breaker!!!!

@PeptoAbismol

2 жыл бұрын

just parry the projectile

@caravaneerkhed

2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

13:25 How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further

"That's because the hands are not made to hold anything very well." bro im dying laughing

"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.

@darkrecon1209

2 жыл бұрын

That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom

@o_ver2.094

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh i dont think it would do much

@loganxavier

2 жыл бұрын

@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?

@burp1361

2 жыл бұрын

@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations

@bariscankaya6754

2 жыл бұрын

@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR

“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”

@perseus1293

2 жыл бұрын

Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest

@Irondragon1945

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards

@gavinhayes5442

2 жыл бұрын

also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead

@stare4539

2 жыл бұрын

Loool

@BIGAMBERFAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true

Bruh 11:10 an ad for a online casino happened right after you said that lol

The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.

@marinefart9082

2 жыл бұрын

Or call the police

@eckard9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@marinefart9082 Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.

Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage

@flow185

2 жыл бұрын

Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?

@repulsethemonkey1396

2 жыл бұрын

if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave

@lurkingchaos7035

2 жыл бұрын

If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased

@Guerita72

2 жыл бұрын

Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"

@evet7278

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed

"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?" Charlie: *MOAN*

@spectatewatch9943

2 жыл бұрын

"Harder"

@brickabang

2 жыл бұрын

“Ew wtf” *attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*

@willyb7353

2 жыл бұрын

@@brickabang 5000xp

@oofnt

2 жыл бұрын

@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*

@tj8132

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it

At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun

1:05 what if your attacker knows that trick aswell, once you disarm him and shoot him he doesn't wanna get shot again so he disarms you and shoots you

"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over" Well said Charlie. Well said.

@fogman2041

2 жыл бұрын

Let's hope it's anakin

@Spongbob113

2 жыл бұрын

@Bruh Bruh just bruh

@project_7t778

2 жыл бұрын

"You're talking a lot of shit for someone with same height as a child." Sorry for the bad English.

@Raven_X16

2 жыл бұрын

he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔 (jk btw)

@TritonGamezYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".

The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

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@mnkpop5858

2 жыл бұрын

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@gujonteitur4853

2 жыл бұрын

Funni meme much better then these bot kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaCAztakoc6dgps.html

@x-Abraham-x2

2 жыл бұрын

Love how you got all bots replying to you

@nugget1791

2 жыл бұрын

@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol

I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.

7:11 it’s a legit disarming method but he’s missing the other half

Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.

@sanicmaniac

2 жыл бұрын

So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?

@itskindofemily

2 жыл бұрын

Damn u right

@faora5651

2 жыл бұрын

We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.

@samanthabarrow5863

2 жыл бұрын

And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!

Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.

@bmproductions6343

2 жыл бұрын

Underated

@prowthegamer

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@redmist6630

2 жыл бұрын

most cops have poor training

@Complexyz

2 жыл бұрын

He trained bozo actually to be such a clown

@sebastianriz4703

2 жыл бұрын

@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range

(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter

And that’s why I recommend non scenario based self defense.

If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.

@CaptainShenanigans42

2 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight

@michaelismobile6997

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀

@nexotoflua3739

2 жыл бұрын

You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do

@krillin2591

2 жыл бұрын

Charlie is famously bad at those

@semisolidsnake7103

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events

Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”

@MegaAssasin47

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@bossilays_i

2 жыл бұрын

Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible

@CheesyJesse

2 жыл бұрын

@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again

@zarif.k

2 жыл бұрын

@@bossilays_i less gooo

@williambell3893

2 жыл бұрын

thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

2:22 He acts like he only now realizes this.

8:46 yo imagine it bout to kidnap someone and this guy comes out of the car telling them how to disable a weapon from someone

"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well" So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?

@Bleeto

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@shiver-charabii

2 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z E*

@blurrypotato4573

2 жыл бұрын

Rock climbers be like "wtf"

@arshadzaidi4667

2 жыл бұрын

Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊

"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count

@Mar-xt6ds

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊

@Jesei1211

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?

@soren4904

2 жыл бұрын

It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options

@adrienbeeatingpeaches9916

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.

only ~30s in and i can already say the realest part of this video is Charlie’s instant reaction of “what?? i just got shot…?” lol

3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.

“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.” The logic checks for me.

@hunterfox6176

2 жыл бұрын

Man really thinks plot armor exists in real life.

@cranberryjuice3469

2 жыл бұрын

That logic is bulletproof

@lukeb1663

2 жыл бұрын

@@cranberryjuice3469 if only his chest was like his logic

@karlbjerke133

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair if your adrenaline is up you could fight back

@moinmaster6438

2 жыл бұрын

@@karlbjerke133 why would only one person's adrenaline be up in a situation like that

“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could” Best sentence of the year.

Good advice if real life fights were turn based

charlie has a good point about punching instead of pushing, if your in a life or death situation you wouldn’t be caring about the attackers safety or how much pain there going through- you’d be caring about yourself. it makes more sense to be punching, kicked, ripping, biting, and being more violent. unless your doctor strange and can stop time and push yourself away.

The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers

@Andrew_-_-

2 жыл бұрын

unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau

@ActionJotaPe

2 жыл бұрын

unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers

@domainexpansion-boosiefade

2 жыл бұрын

unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family

@highlighterjelly

2 жыл бұрын

Vipers?

@hayleyhellbound9513

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.

I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'

@eagletrucking9493

2 жыл бұрын

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@lupreztryson

2 жыл бұрын

Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency

@thecrabhex

2 жыл бұрын

Only scientist can do that…

@johnfran3218

2 жыл бұрын

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth

@thecrabhex

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.

1:10 I just imagine this loop of gun stealing until someone dies lol.

great video bro. really opened my third eye and brought grandma back to life.

“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him

@rigatoni_joe5090

2 жыл бұрын

thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao

@eridiumrat3671

2 жыл бұрын

@@rigatoni_joe5090 try millions overall

@Macsbook101

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar

@R3VYZ

2 жыл бұрын

Modern day Einstein.

@user-pr7ll4pe4j

2 жыл бұрын

But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.

*Gets choked against the wall* “So if you’re in this position, you wanna... damn Gerald that’s kind of tight... bro chill!... god... damn...” *He dies for views, and Gerald takes over the channel*

I love how he thinks when someone points a gun at us that everything will be in slow motion

I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers

@mnkpop5858

2 жыл бұрын

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@JohnJames.

2 жыл бұрын

I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen

@ReizokoRyu

2 жыл бұрын

What do these clowns even do?

@Markkiisi

2 жыл бұрын

They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit

@oldwest6217

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?

"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands

@drakkenmensch

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique. That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*

@themartialnerd3286

2 жыл бұрын

If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.

@gengrogod3227

2 жыл бұрын

he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”

@moonsalibi

2 жыл бұрын

@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique

@JK-vy8vh

2 жыл бұрын

I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.

I’ve been shot, the first thing to do is try to control/stop the bleeding if possible before you pass/bleed out. Then get to a hospital and hope they have a trauma unit, if they don’t you might have to drive 250 miles to one that does. That was a long day. 5 hours of surgery and 3 hours of driving with a GSW is exhausting not to mention the pain.

@louis8487

Жыл бұрын

Did you drive yourself to the hospital?

@aarons6935

Жыл бұрын

You've never been shot.

This guy's self defense lessons are more unbelievable than Mr. Miyagi teaching people karate by having them wax his car.

That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch

@ASlipknotFreak

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Schlex

2 жыл бұрын

I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround

@EddieBooze

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

"just throw sand in his face" glad to know charles carries pocket sand

@edgyplays0290

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics

@alemage

2 жыл бұрын

POCKET SAND!

@ThatIckyGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Sheh-sheh-shaw!

@stupididiot7486

2 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE

The “I just got shot” at the beginning is so relatable lmao

Dale: If you are being mugged, simply raise your hand towards them and yell "Swiper no Swiping"

"If it's a kid I'll just throw sand in his face and push him down" -Moist, 2021

@AZodiacCancer

2 жыл бұрын

Pocket Sand

@youssafsu2307

2 жыл бұрын

"Give me sand" -Eddie Bravo

@idkkkkkkkk_

2 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

He's gonna put some dirt in his eye

@onehitkills7438

2 жыл бұрын

420 likes

The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.

@dneneb1698

2 жыл бұрын

but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

@ronin4785

2 жыл бұрын

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*

@houseking9211

2 жыл бұрын

true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch

@thee11111

2 жыл бұрын

exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao

"the hand is not meant to hold things well" LMAO 😂 I always thought hands evolved to hold things well.

"Cry, Scream, Pray" is Charlie's "Eat, Pray, Love"

Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said

@ToxicSkull0

2 жыл бұрын

But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire

@YaboyJonnyY0

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.

Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.

I took self defense classes for years, and I can say with absolute certainty that following his advice will get you killed. all of his videos are based around a stagnant attacker, and once you're in a situation where the attacker is moving and aggressive the people who used these videos as their only resource are going to panic and freeze up. it's why we taught techniques and practiced them with the other person actively striking out, so we are prepared for many different scenarios and can do the movements without much thought. that time you take to consider your options may be the difference between surviving or dying

@jeremyzapsmash

Жыл бұрын

underrated but understandably because of being late to the video.

@No-cg9kj

Жыл бұрын

And you think the criminal is smart or trained? Usually the criminal is a moron and/or desperate. They're not calm and collected, their heart is racing just as much. They are just as likely to fuck up when something unplanned happens as the victim. The criminals in these situations are very unlikely to be trained assassins. It's likely going to be some jackass with a gun that is just as flawed and untrained as you. But you are correct, basing your entire self defence training around protecting against only one type of attack is dangerous. If you truly want to know how to defend yourself you need to know how to do so in many different types of situations. Most of the time your best bet is to just gtfo lol.

“The hands are not made to hold anything very well” 😂😂

I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.

@yomommashaus

2 жыл бұрын

It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...

@lockerbuddy2039

2 жыл бұрын

Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...

@VonSnuggles1412

2 жыл бұрын

@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct

@samueldubik4418

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything

@hawaiiptiii

Жыл бұрын

no you say swiper no swiping

“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video

@pawpaw6831

2 жыл бұрын

“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”

@demitrivalada9758

2 жыл бұрын

@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”

@theunknownguy265

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@theunknownguy265

2 жыл бұрын

@@pawpaw6831 lol

Just found you on KZread and I love the content keep it up!!!

I've never heard someone review advice so horrible that it's referred to as 4-Chan advice

"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well." Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things. Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said

@TempestTemple

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention guns are literally designed to be held in those hands

@thezerohour5077

2 жыл бұрын

They're literally called handguns for fucks sake

@zagreus5773

2 жыл бұрын

I guess his brain isn't made to think very well either.

@lantig

2 жыл бұрын

Guns are meant to be held by hands And Hands are meant to hold guns too I think that guy have a feet fetish

@Tooopper

2 жыл бұрын

That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal. He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.

Dale's charisma is completely maxed. "If you get shot, just smile at the perpetrator and ask them if they have any last words."

@Brandon-ct8vo

2 жыл бұрын

if i shot someone and they did that i'd be running like usain bolt outta there

@LilPW

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that is a fucking power move if I've ever heard one. Dale has the terrifying presence perk from fnv

@notatrollll

2 жыл бұрын

HELP! CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for ME!

when you are confronting someone that just does not really are into what they are doing, and are preoccupied with other thoughts

I love how Dale thinks all attackers shoot you while the gun is pushed up against your chest

The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol

@androiduser6888

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i agree, the other thing with the adrenaline is it gives you more strength and reactive time due to the heightened senses and shit.

@KatSpicert

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, who knows. If someone's crazy enough to pull something like that given the risks, then maybe they have enough adrenaline for it to work!

@camthechameleon2577

2 жыл бұрын

Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all

@realityjaunt

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.

@alexpapingi1338

2 жыл бұрын

@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.