These "self-defense" videos are another reason why removing dislikes is a catastrophically bad idea.

@ChefofWar33

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Some seriously harmful content is now very hard to recognize by the stupid, elderly, or children,

@draconariusa7v421

2 жыл бұрын

Every creator should incite their viewers to download the dislike extension

@Theoss-sl1fk

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChefofWar33 the comment section is the only choice now

@dudeimbean

2 жыл бұрын

If people weren’t brain dead I suppose it wouldn’t be an issue.

@squiddyseut6103

2 жыл бұрын

In this case it doesn’t even matter because those videos have outrageously high likes to dislikes ratio for what they are

This man must think these people just take turns in real life like it's a Pokemon battle

@someman66

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, the pokemon person talking about pokemon

@David-du4mj

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf I just discovered your channel like yesterday. It’s like that thing where you saw something once for the first time and now it’s seemingly everywhere

@SakuraBabes

2 жыл бұрын

He’s running stall

@JohnJonesBilly

2 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT ITS YOUUUUUY

@XSAL_RNS

2 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

Dale gets sued Dale: “now this is how you’re going to defend yourself in the court of law”

@AC-hj9tv

2 жыл бұрын

Lool

@brandonfaddis7443

2 жыл бұрын

This intelligent option will increase your deniability in a court of law

@ilikestew5719

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna drop kick the person suing me

@keisuketakahasi4584

2 жыл бұрын

lmao imagine

@freddekl1102

2 жыл бұрын

I imagine he would be as competent in defending himself as he is with this so-called "threat management" Which is to say, not very much

Prime example of how getting rid of dislikes is genuinely dangerous

I like to imagine a scenario where both people are so well-versed in Dale's tactics that they're just permanently locked in a sequence where they just continuously disarm each other and take possession of the weapon in a never ending cycle

@OrigamiAhsoka

2 жыл бұрын

The year is 20XX, I have been locked into combat with another man versed in the legend Dale’s techniques for a full year now. Outside help still has not arrived, and we have passed the gun frightfully between us in a desperate loop.

@anhtrung2527

2 жыл бұрын

No bot yet, hmmmm. Weird

@smhthisaintright4000

2 жыл бұрын

​@@anhtrung2527 yes kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@zorinzorinzorin5243

2 жыл бұрын

@@smhthisaintright4000 thanks robocop.

@sigmabean2463

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZaXttabiNG1c9I.html

These vids will never get old, and neither will the people who take this advice

@alexanderarebalo58

2 жыл бұрын

@@cunongjr866 no

@Xumpa

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@ashwindfire8421

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@bokgaming6645

2 жыл бұрын

Damn

2 жыл бұрын

@@cunongjr866 shut up

I've used your "Hey bub don't do that please" line and it works EVERY TIME. Thank you so much Charlie, truly a life saver 🙏

@206hxcx

2 жыл бұрын

still gives you a better chance of survival than any of the guys tips

@DrewKW96

2 жыл бұрын

That's bullshit dude I tried it and a crackhead turned my kidney into swiss cheese

@wesleyandrews7212

2 жыл бұрын

Your wording implies that you have been mugged multiple times. I have one question; how many times have you been mugged?!

@kevinb314

2 жыл бұрын

I stick with the classic "Thats my purse! I dont know you!"

@chuckobscure5622

Ай бұрын

@@kevinb314How about “cut it out” or “knock it off”

As someone who actually took a self defense course, one rule we were told is never let them take you to the ground in a scuffle. It’s much harder to defend yourself, so the fact this dude is trying to teach a body throw by falling to the ground is just dangerous.

@ManiacMayhem7256

2 жыл бұрын

Self defense rule number one Don't get into a fight

@pussymastermpampinos9039

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacMayhem7256 FIGHT CLUB RULE TWO : NEVER TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

@ManiacMayhem7256

2 жыл бұрын

@@pussymastermpampinos9039 thats the most important rule

@joosoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacMayhem7256 Obviously, yes. I’m saying that *if* you do.

@DanielMendez18103

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if you don't really know what you're doing you'll become the past tense as fast as posible.

His business model is ingenious. Nobody who uses his techniques survives long enough to leave a bad review. The perfect scam, gotta respect it.

@mryellow6918

2 жыл бұрын

Well you can't really do that because thers no dislike button

@piival

2 жыл бұрын

@emelia disowned moment

@LazoGT

2 жыл бұрын

piival its a bot lol

@piival

2 жыл бұрын

@@LazoGT ik

@samhanmma

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

This is a perfect example of why KZread needs dislikes. Imagine someone impressionable sees this video in their recommended because of the views and can’t see how heavily disliked his videos likely are it could be potentially really dangerous.

@andreaslambropoulos1159

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@YourLocalAverageSquidMan

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@rollinsomethingbutiforgot

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agreed

@midgetwaffles8635

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@HaplessOne

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention half of his comments are sarcastic lol. So a gullible impressionable person would probably buy it all.

The saddest part for me is seeing the thousands of people in the comments thanking him for the good techniques. I live right by Detroit and I guarantee that if anyone tries this they'll just become another murder statistic

@gauravagochiya4218

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, these videos might be the reason that murder actually increases.

@averageanimefan519

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's sad those comments are thanking him. Even TikTok of all places is mocking Dale's techniques.

@sandhamitizer9706

2 жыл бұрын

I'm genuinely worried that people take his advice.

@iztjx26

2 жыл бұрын

@@gauravagochiya4218 nah its detroit

"Theres no such thing as honor when you're trying to survive." That's a hell of a quote

This man lives in a Turn Based world where he can make his moves while his opponent waits for him to finish before doing anything

@Baronnax

2 жыл бұрын

His opponents are also made out of papier maché it seems. You wouldn't be able to simply curl your arm so easily if someone without severe muscular atrophy was holding you wrist down with both hands.

@MyHeadHz

2 жыл бұрын

He's fighting underleveled enemies

@muhddanish1547

2 жыл бұрын

AKA anime

@ericpettyfishing

2 жыл бұрын

So do 90% of martial artists

@mokamoka905

2 жыл бұрын

He goes for the eyes to and does it sometimes while his opponent is on full balance so there's a good chance the guy is just gonna back up instead of falling backwards

This is great self-defense training actually. Now I know how to defend myself from an elderly man with arthritis swinging around a butter knife. Thanks so much Dale!

@niyebread3033

2 жыл бұрын

Or you can just do what that cop did and empty a mag into em!

@xavierpacheco7533

2 жыл бұрын

@@niyebread3033 corny

@kaasjager5085

2 жыл бұрын

@@niyebread3033 corny af

@ValidEggSalad

2 жыл бұрын

Such an increase of survivability

@jawnsuns

2 жыл бұрын

@@niyebread3033 corny

"There's no such thing as honor when you're trying to survive" Charlie -2021, words to live by

@Thestraycat6

2 жыл бұрын

Is that from rdr2 :/

@gekkotadpole2478

2 жыл бұрын

… no, it’s from Cr1tikal.

@haiyzu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thestraycat6 it's sounded more like from ghost of tsushima

I’ve been wrestling for 7 years and watching these unarmed takedowns are so painful. You can make videos about what’s wrong with everything he’s doing that are 5x longer than the actual videos. It’s as if he’s going against a paralyzed man who will not react at anything you do.

@varenoftatooine2393

2 жыл бұрын

You're telling me that an attacker won't just hand me their knife if I grab at it? Preposterous.

@vectorsahel5420

2 жыл бұрын

you're telling me my dream of becoming an anime protagonist wont ever come true? Preposterous.

@dan584

2 жыл бұрын

You're telling me that reality is not like anime? preposterous

@youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746

2 жыл бұрын

You’re telling me? Preposterous

This cop dude is 100% on point. At first, it seems impossible, but if you just grind the Hollow Warriors in the Undead Burg for a couple hours, you'll learn the parry timing.

@darkslayer1161

2 жыл бұрын

Oooh, almost had it

@kaipereirahernandez5196

2 жыл бұрын

Just git gud

@ithuraktherolrim

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaipereirahernandez5196 oof

@samuraiboi2735

2 жыл бұрын

Just play those fighting games and you will probably get a instant black belt.

@DEV-rw7eu

2 жыл бұрын

You have me in the first half ngl

My favorite piece of advice from him was "if you get shot, disarm the gun, the worst thing to do is get shot twice"

@crassiewassie8354

2 жыл бұрын

If you got shot once doing a technique that doesn't work surely trying to do it still is a good idea

Gotta respect the hustle of a man that moonlights as a funeral home director.

notice how he says "increase your survivability" so he avoids being tried in court for faulty advice, this dude knows what he's doing.

@DrMattPDO

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Some even say “possibly”

plot twist: Dale is intentionally giving people bad advice so he can then mug them very easily

@Snake0Gamer

2 жыл бұрын

Man Charlie just hates this dude

@tposeanteater

2 жыл бұрын

Big Brain

@TheBmxHD

2 жыл бұрын

🧔🏻‍♀️

@Snake0Gamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBmxHD 🧔🏻‍♀️

@jordandeadley360

2 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest theory of all time

Dale is moving at the speed of sound, we're so lucky to have this on camera.

@ellengarrett1322

2 жыл бұрын

Dale No Jutsu

At this point I just think Dale is doing this to entertain himself, like he was bored at home and he's like "honey...I'm going back to training mode!" and goes to the academy to make TikToks and grab beers with the boys

You can simulate a knife with just a marker: Tell your buddy to hold the marker like they would a knife, and tell them to try as hard as they can to draw on you with it. Now try and take the marker from them, without them getting a single drop of ink on you.

@bobuscesar2534

2 жыл бұрын

You can even play that game against kids and loose. Now imagine fighting against a 80kg gent that has a respectable knife. It's bloody suicide.

Dale is the reason youtube needs dislikes, so that nobody can even potentially take him seriously.

@unclebendover2489

2 жыл бұрын

frbruh 😭

@ukkomies100

2 жыл бұрын

yeah sure but do you yourself know about fighting

@burnttesticles

2 жыл бұрын

just get the youtybe dislike extension

@Woolwoven

2 жыл бұрын

@@ukkomies100 yeah nerd

@Sevilou

2 жыл бұрын

tactic around disabled dislikes count for the viewers: a comment "Like this comment if you dislike the video"

I followed the last videos advice and I'm still in a subway, running in a circles pushing guys into each other! I've been doing this for 3 days and I can't stop!

@K_D_A

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and I’m fighting 10 knife wielding goons with my bare hands and winning thanks to this god tier self defense advice

@A_Ducky

2 жыл бұрын

Impromptu 3 day moshpit 🤘

@crossbolthd

2 жыл бұрын

@@A_Ducky Im dead lol

@--Io--

2 жыл бұрын

@@K_D_A Is your name 'Kazuma Kiryu' by any chance?

@raptorjesus3894

2 жыл бұрын

I built a time machine and went back and fought the entire German army in WW2 and won by just circle-strafing around them for 7 days straight.

Always remember folks that if somebody robs or attacks you, just say “no stop” He is required by law to comply or he’ll be labeled as a bad boy.

I’d like to see him defend against a T90 MBT. He’d be like. “So what you wanna do is this: Catch the 125mm AP shell, just like it’s a football. It’s only travelling at 900m/S so it should be easy to react to the slow moving armour piercing round. Then what you gotta do is throw it back but aim at the turret ring, it’s common knowledge that this is the T90’s weak point. And that is exactly how you defend from a Russian main battle tank if one ever catches you off guard on the streets.”

@A_Ducky

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably one of his next videos. It wouldn't surprise me at this point, after we've defeated every other weapon.. knife, gun, he's told us everything except how to "increase survivability" in case of heavy artillery. I happen to know best way, sadly from experience: learn to run zigzag very fast.. but I'm sure Dale will learn us better shit. 😁

@soroushkowsarian3364

2 жыл бұрын

What you do is you open your third eye , close your eyes and listen for the trigger , you take the time that it took to trigger the gun and multiply it by your distance , after the bullet is shot , you wait for the amount of seconds you calculated and catch the bullet with your teeth , EZ clap gg

@Rl55322

2 жыл бұрын

you forgot the part where he says "this intelligent move will increase your survivability"

@A_Ducky

2 жыл бұрын

@@soroushkowsarian3364 I'm ded, man!!! 😂😂😂

@ToyotaYaris-ft1ro

2 жыл бұрын

"this is what you wanna do if you're ever about to be hit by a 2017 toyota camry on the interstate. basically, you step on the front bumper, just like you would someone's toes, and press your thumb to the toyota badge. everyone knows this is a car's weak spot, so you'll then be able to push it to the side and safely step out of the way"

Ron Swanson said it best: "There is no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag."

@minecraft-hw7kh

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/k5Wpr8NpnbmTmNo.html

@ch33sepants28

2 жыл бұрын

You have to be careful with a nut shot. It can take seconds for that pain to register. In those seconds, the nut-shotee goes into a homicidal rage.

@x_VineM_x

2 жыл бұрын

@@ch33sepants28 Then you do it again.

@jmscoper6228

2 жыл бұрын

@@ch33sepants28 pretty sure the rage comes after the pain

@the_untitled_duqz3436

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmscoper6228 No, the criminal will realize he is seconds away from hellish torment in his nads and go into a homicidal rage.

I love that all his videos end up with "increase your survivability" , Because he knows you will die if you do this in real life & he's avoiding future law suits

@heyyou9137

2 жыл бұрын

Just increase your survivability, bro. Just level up your adp

@Realisticskate

2 жыл бұрын

If you actually think about some of these and have someone else do them to you a lot actually work

@fireice8828

2 жыл бұрын

@@Realisticskate Not really. You need someone to do them to you with the intent to kill. When it’s just practice they are always holding back and won’t do what a man would do in a real fight, headbutts, knees to the crotch, breaking the nose, gouging the eyes, or if they have a gun, blowing you away as soon as you move.

@HRdashyone

2 жыл бұрын

@@Realisticskate yeah, in a movie

@spacejesus6581

2 жыл бұрын

@@fireice8828 exactly, in those situations there are no rules, you come out alive by any means necessary or not at all

I’m so glad you’re doing this. As a real security contractor that works in one of the most dangerous places in the US, this guy is nonsense. And will get people hurt.

@Kinography

2 жыл бұрын

Iirc correctly, this dude was trained by Steven Seagal, so that should explain everything

@DanDoesStuffs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kinography that makes more sense than 100%

@ManiacMayhem7256

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt he'll get anyone hurt. Watch hard2hurt's video on him

@Charple

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacMayhem7256 I work in the field. I know for a fact this won’t stop an EDP or a user.

@ManiacMayhem7256

2 жыл бұрын

@@Charple there's so many hoops to go through for this to get someone killed lol

My boyfriend worked for these guys for a little bit and they’re quite the characters, for example: 1. They use the NATO phonetic alphabet, but changed some of the “lame ones” (ie Charlie to Cobra) 2. Their jobs are to de escalate a situation first, and call the police afterward 3. Splinter Cell itfa tactical gear 4. Weekly combat training so that they could learn to defend themselves without a gun 5. When they’re in trouble and there are other Vipers in the room, they do this hilarious chant while pointing in the direction of the threat 6. They’re literally called Vipers

@threeitalianplumbers

2 жыл бұрын

The Vipers are security guards (primarily) for celebrities and politicians in Detroit, and one time Nicki Minaj hired them and ended up using them in the music video Out of My Mind, bc they looked more outrageous than the actors lol

@Iam1Horse

2 жыл бұрын

this is genuinely fantastic context to those videos, thank you lmao

@chonchjohnch

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@meepthesheep2904

2 жыл бұрын

just checked the vid and JLCenters isnt lying they have the badge and all

@lowercasehandle

2 жыл бұрын

cobra is more likely to be confused with kilo, november, and whatnot than charlie is i'm assuming this is used in telecommunications because why use it when you're just talking unless it's ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL you're read right...but you also have time to use NATO PA why not just use it as-is lol to confuse people? if you're saying fucking, lima mike november, it won't be hard to understand what `cobra` means oh wait the reason is they think it's cool well they'll think it was pretty not cool when it got confused for K, N, etc due to a poor signal

This guy's self defense lessons actually work. I was being jumped one night in a dark alley by at least six assailants. Right before they started mercilessly beating me, I managed to navigate my way towards the outside and started circle strafing around them. They were so concerned over how mentally insane I looked that they called 911 on me and held me down until the police got there. This intelligent option can improve your survivability and save your life.

@dad9422

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you vs my belt son lets see who wins

@DaemonicRenamon

2 жыл бұрын

@@dad9422 get em dad

@imdisturbeddd1625

2 жыл бұрын

@@dad9422 Where have you been? How many milk gallons are you buying????

@soroushkowsarian3364

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that's a great idea , even thieves and mugglers know not to mess with crazy

"There's no such thing as honor when you're trying to survive." True advice from Charlie, fellow ladies and all, go for the dong, go for the jugular, claw at the eyes, if anything, when you get free with your life and dignity, I feel like that'd be more honorable.

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.infoNd2BQVOGWjw?feature=share you shit it out on our ass

@Raspieberry

2 жыл бұрын

Dale is too cool for that. Just touch their face and power down their nervous system.

@grunkleg.3110

2 жыл бұрын

Ear claps, biting, sand in the eyes, glass, causing a trip, Dark Pulses, you name it

@Delicious_Oreoz

2 жыл бұрын

I personally prefer to use Hypnosis and Dream Eater... this comment was made by edgy Darkrai bois

@precoius

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Don’t stop at “clawing at the eyes,” though. If you’re under attack, put their eyes out. Shove your thumb inside and scoop it out. Another thing, one tip that actually saved my life: Available weapon. Throw something heavy at their head. Anything heavy can be a weapon.

This man is a life saver I was walking down the street when I saw a homeless man with a cane and black sunglasses and he started trying to get me to give him money I was able to protect myself from him thankfully

This man is the soul reason why Aliens won’t invade us, his defenses are too strong.

Love that this guy thinks fight choreography equates to fight techniques. He probably tells the partner demonstrator “no not that way come at me like this so I can deflect it like this”

@ChrisRedding1

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what he does hahahahah. His shorts are littered with examples like that

@tjcmoto5484

2 жыл бұрын

All his attackers are like frozen manikins that fall over with the slightest tough. The hip toss one the guy wouldn’t have even moved in a real situation the way he was holding him.

As a martial arts practitioner I think the most treacherous problem with Dale and his self defense tips is that a lot of his stuff is kind of based on real stuff you learn in ju-jutsu, aikido, krav maga etc. The principles behind some of the joint manipulations, takedowns, eye gouging and such are solid, tried and tested, but the problem is that none of these techniques are the end-all-be-all maneuvers that will save you from every situation and even more importantly, can be learned by just watching a 30 second long video. All of these techniques need a lot of practice and stress testing in order to work properly in a threatening situation and in a lot of situations you won't be attacked by a mannequin that doesn't react to whatever you're doing or as you said - get their nervous system shut down by you just touching their face. These techniques work perfectly on a mat against a cooperative opponent who really doesn't try to hurt you. They could work if executed by a properly trained professional under near to optimal circumstances on an unsuspecting opponent. They definitely won't work by someone who's being attacked and decides to try a cool technique they once saw on a video on KZread. I suppose it's still better than doing nothing, but not by a long margin. If you really want to learn to defend yourself, you need practice.

@enlyst8199

2 жыл бұрын

You're only as good as how hard you practice

@Zagge

2 жыл бұрын

@@enlyst8199 100%

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

Its really not as good as doing nothing in many situations though because if they were just going to threaten you, engaging them is not a good idea. Especially if you're trying some technique you just saw on KZread.

@Zagge

2 жыл бұрын

@@wellshit9489 yeah, I think that's a good point. If you're not actively being attacked, it's not a good idea to take any stupid risks like that. If you can get away by complying, that should be your first action regardless

@aethlred7380

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zagge and if you do need to fight Krav Maga is one of the better martial arts to learn. There's a reason the IDF teaches it. If it's useful enough to be used in a combat scenario where the enemy 100% wants to kill you and will fight to the death it will work in a street scenario where the enemy doesn't want to die most of the time.

Last time I was in an active shootout situation, the coined “Hey bub, don’t do that, please” not only disarms the attacker, but also instantly teleports them to jail.

11:35 is the perfect example of how sloppy Dale is when it comes to actually locking and pinning someone. Let's say in a hypothetical world, the move to take the guy down *actually* worked. He's on the ground, and for some unfathomable reason Dale decides to keep both hands on the guys hand. One of the most important things when getting a lock is to ALSO lock the elbow - it's how you get a solid armbar, and you can still put pressure on the wrist if they try wiggling out. A locked elbow will make bending that wrist all the more painful, and give you some level of control. It won't work all the time, especially if the other person is significantly stronger than you, but any competent and reasonably fit person can keep a good armbar that gives you enough control to even break or dislocate said arm if things don't deescalate once theyre on the ground. This is all of course assuming you could even get someone on the ground in the first place with such a flimsy throw. Dale didn't even have a solid base with his legs.

Thief: *Has a rocket launcher* Man: “So if you push the thumb towards him, the launcher will be aimed toward your roof. These will save your lives, you just don’t know it.”

@lanceanthony5043

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DracoGod05

2 жыл бұрын

"it's gonna increase your survivavility"

@airplanes_aren.t_real

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget *BIOMECHANICS* whatever the fuck that is

@carlpanzram2012

2 жыл бұрын

"you reach around, and push this button right here, this will disarm the rocket, increasing your survivability"

he's probably able to pause multiplayer games just like his attackers

@thegroi

2 жыл бұрын

ZAMN

@Woolwoven

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegroi she’s 12

@justynpryce

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, when you're taught how to grapple you're taught step by step, until you're at a point where terminology is all you need

Anyone watching again after he met Dale?

So happy to see people calling this guy out. Always pissed me off to see this guy showing his fake techniques off like he's tough.

@iamnotthatguy7166

2 жыл бұрын

He probably is a legitimate martial artist. But it’s dangerous to teach people these techniques in minute long videos. You have to train in person with a real martial artist. These videos will do nothing for you.

@vahlen5281

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamnotthatguy7166 His techniques are a joke, the dude would get himself killed if he ever used them in a real scenario.

@iamnotthatguy7166

2 жыл бұрын

@@vahlen5281 some of them are legitimate. They could actually work BUT you need to train with a partner for months and months in order for them to be even remotely effective in a real situation.

Jackie Chan himself has said he would flee from an attacker with a knife meanwhile this guy encourages the general public to combat.

@Nesto_

2 жыл бұрын

There was this one guy who was like a master martial artist and was going to show the best technique to use against someone with a sword, then he started running in the other direction.

@Mrdinomist

2 жыл бұрын

I mean only situation when you must fight someone with weapon is when you are out of other options. In that case it is best to go for vital points .For example nuts, groin , head and stuff like that. In case they have gun don t fight at all it isn t worth it. You have better chance of running from it and getting shot than fighting someone with gun.

@Nesto_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mrdinomist True, one or two body shots is often survivable, a bullet to the brain typically isn’t. Running and making yourself hard to hit us the best option.

@Mrdinomist

2 жыл бұрын

@@rorybottorff6523 i would probably just do some random shit and try to survive somehow as i don’t have professional self defence training.Still i think most of techniques showed in this video are worse than random stuff. Cause they are too slow and too precise( no room for errors)

@AirNeat

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mrdinomist I do not think you have better odds running from someone with a gun unless there is cover or they are a shit shot.

"This is so your guts are protected from the blade" *puts heart closer to blade*

@Nawmps

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it's probably easier in the heat of the moment to hit the guts than to pass cleanly through the ribcage into the heart/lungs

@napstaperd8824

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nawmps Still hurt like a motherfucker when you get stab in the chest tho

@rollinsomethingbutiforgot

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nawmps long story short, being stabbed in the chest feels like being fully electrocuted and sends you into shock.

@socialyawkwardandrew7673

2 жыл бұрын

@@rollinsomethingbutiforgot explain please I got time

@girl-di3nn

2 жыл бұрын

@@socialyawkwardandrew7673 because there is electricity in the body that is mainly in the chest and brain region not to mention the air in lungs. The moment the lungs are punctured the air escapes causing a cause and effect in the body which feels like you’re being electrocuted and since you can’t breath all too well now you have a lost of breath which sets in panic which then causes shock

The most effective way to disarm an attacker is to not get attacked. If someone wants to fight, run, if they’re mugging you give up your stuff and run to the police station

@99baking

2 жыл бұрын

What if you're disabled and you can't run? The real answer is to always stay strapped

Many people think that he's doing this to show people how to defend themselves from an attacker, but in reality, he's showing the attackers what kind of defenses to watch out for. He's a the ultimate villain.

Can you imagine anything more terrifying than having a gun pointed at your head only for dale to come running around a corner?

@DrakeRing

2 жыл бұрын

Would shoot myself

@thesaviorofsouls5210

2 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME THE GUN MAN HE'S COMING

@robloxgod6945

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

Life expectancy dropping by the second

@chasef1077

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Dale needs to teach us this magic face-touch paralysis spell. Helluva way to increase survivability.

@A_Ducky

2 жыл бұрын

Avada LayDownDaleCommandsYou

@OfficerSpock

2 жыл бұрын

He’s obviously part Vulcan!

4:02 as a wrestler, I hate this. The "throw" would never work, if anything you ate just gonna pull him onto of you. Also people don't engage street fights by locking up unless they are familiar with grappling.

Me a white belt in Jiujitsu: tries some of Dale’s takedowns while rolling. New record. This is great for increasing your odds of tapping.

@natepeer9473

2 жыл бұрын

@ConnorCHudson for rolling? roll with someone way better than you are. Ask to practice certain positions you're working on. Use like 50-60% effort, rolling and Jujitsu in general is supposed to be technique focused, if you're relaxed its harder to get hurt too. and also always tap early when you're beat.

>Criminal pulls knife on someone: "OMG HELP ME PLEASE NO!" >Criminal pulls knife on Charlie: *Dark Souls roll dodge*

@stephen1107

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, a person wielding a knife doesn't have very much range. If you were to perform a Dark Souls roll, and managed to do it properly, it would buy you a couple of much needed seconds to pull out a firearm and shoot them. This operates under the assumption that you have a firearm on you, and know how to use it.

@stephen1107

2 жыл бұрын

The best option when confronted by a criminal is to run away. The worst option is to stand there and cry out, thereby aggravating them. If you can't run, and you don't plan on letting them kill you, then fighting them isn't a bad option.

@LarryButz

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephen1107 It’s all fun and games until you realize that knife is actually the Ivory Straightsword/Aquamarine Dagger.

@darkslayer1161

2 жыл бұрын

That's until he uses his weapon art.

@SyncF

2 жыл бұрын

Larry Butz If I tried defending myself and my attacker pulled out the Ringed Knight Twin Ultras, I think it’s pretty much done for, but Dale over here could probably ‘find’ a way to bullshit his way out of it I bet.

That man is the Kay's Cooking of self-defense.

@thiccboi156

2 жыл бұрын

More like Tai Lopez

@JL-lg9xs

2 жыл бұрын

"...and from here we'll add two heaping tablespoons of kickass followed by three jars of mayonnaise. This intelligent option could increase your chances of catching salmonella 💪😎"

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

@@JL-lg9xs kzread.infoNd2BQVOGWjw?feature=share Have you ever seen have you ever been a plastic bag away

@redhairedgodlybeast3143

2 жыл бұрын

@@JL-lg9xs 👍

The best technique is just buy some good quality, full body medieval armour, works 99% of the time, unless your opponent is using a gun.

You had me at the first , " i guess " liked and subbed

Funny that literally every single one of theese techniques can be beaten if the attacker just moves an inch

@orang9134

2 жыл бұрын

Or uses a little effort

This guy is criminally irresponsible. He should go to jail. That dropping a bigger enemy video is absurd. NEVER throw yourself to the ground, if you're on the ground you've already lost the fight. It's even worse that he's telling you to do that against a bigger opponent. You're gonna lose 8/10 times against a bigger enemy. Best thing to do is just run, dignity doesn't matter if you get your skull kicked in.

@jackb3822

2 жыл бұрын

His advice has serious potential to get people killed One I’d especially like to point out is the hostage situation, it would just get the hostage shot. And then half his techniques assume the aggressor has the motor skills of a toddler. He’s putting real lives on the line

@ss9392

2 жыл бұрын

With a larger enemy, you're more likely to have them on your sitting on your chest after Dale's technique than toss them off lol

@francisconikotian2326

2 жыл бұрын

You can wrestle or juijuitsu your way out of the ground but yea, you definitely don’t want to go to the ground on porpoise in a street fight

@nicoledempsey3415

2 жыл бұрын

He's giving me somewhere in-between leader of the neighborhood watch and former disciple of one of those martial arts chi cults (the no touch knockout guys).

@tytyger626

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackb3822 No, see I liked the hostage one because before, Dale was teaching dumbasses how to kill themselves, now he's teaching dumbasses how to get us killed if we become a hostage and a dumbass is around. I honestly think the hostage one is fucked up that he's trying to teach people to interview with that. Hell, the fact you have to be near them means he's expecting the dumbasses to advance on the person and risk them blowing the other person's brains out even more so.

It’s so weird coming back and seeing how everyone first reacted to Dale before seeing his tactics being used on Penguinz0

@plsxanny

9 күн бұрын

Right LOL

At the end of the day, running away or kick the balls are always the best self-defense techniques.

Not only does this guy think his reaction time will be faster than a guy with his finger on the trigger with the barrel pointed directly at him. But half the "disarming techniques" still have the barrel pointed at some part of his body. He would be hamburger meat in nearly all real life scenarios.

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it really relies on the fact that its usually a pretty safe bet that a criminal isn't ready to kill you. However you really shouldn't be forcing them to make the decision especially if they get worried you'd try to use the gun against them.

@solarfreak1107

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't dare try that unless wearing body armor.

@AlterExo_

2 жыл бұрын

@@solarfreak1107 Body armor is usually designed to take hits from bullets that have been fired from quite a distance. Point blank won't just hurt you, but the gases the firearm releases upon firing will enter your body and cause all sorts of issues. I am not exactly sure what these issues are though so feel free to look them up.

@solarfreak1107

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlterExo_ I agree with your statement, but my point is in a scenario like this, it's best to maximize surviving. I guess I also imagine mass shootings/stabbings involved. Body armor also can protect from other blunt force such as baseball bat, fists and can protect from knife slashes. Won't do knife stabs. But again, I try to see as increasing my chance of survival. Nothing is 100% absolute. It's good to hear open conversation on what could work or not. Best to be safe than sorry.

@AlterExo_

2 жыл бұрын

​@@solarfreak1107 Yeah, I agree, though idk if BPV will stop a full force knife thrust but it is better than nothing. I also think that if you see someone with a vest on you will probably attack another area of the body. example: neck, face, legs (legs contain a major arteries). Maybe just having a vest on will make someone more prone to attacking one or two areas of your body instead of your torso that contains all your squishy bits.

This guy thinks he's an actual anime protagonist, where all of these situational techniques will actually work in a real life situation.

@boashkan_05

2 жыл бұрын

Do you have a mustache now?

@kingrey3528

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh it’s you again

@nj3690

2 жыл бұрын

How

@clockwork8157

2 жыл бұрын

He's going to awake his hidden powers and one shot everyone

@dat_cats4354

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingrey3528 annsmrkrkrk

4:35 Imagine Logan Paul pulls out one of these during his hugging fight with Mayweather lmao

I've been keen to the second part

This man should watch the Yakuza characters at work. They would kick his ass.

@CivillianNumber86

2 жыл бұрын

@hendri yadi no one bloody cares. Wrong language anyway

@mercury2751

2 жыл бұрын

Name speaks out

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

@@CivillianNumber86 you never heard music like this before kzread.infoNd2BQVOGWjw?feature=share

@tposeanteater

2 жыл бұрын

The bots are invading

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

@@tposeanteater no bot

1:02 “Hey, bub, don’t do that” The robber:”understandable, have a great day”

U the realest KZreadr i know 💯

I appreciate that the videos are short.

I used to always think these videos would actually work.

@Sir_Maximus_Hardwood

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure some techniques in some very lucky and particular situations will. But more than likely you'll just look foolish.

@alice-ci2go

2 жыл бұрын

Well now you know better and that's progress

@NotStatiicDoe

2 жыл бұрын

If your goal is to never grow old then they work

@mokamoka905

2 жыл бұрын

My dad has almost 25 years of many martial arts and we went over this and some of the engagements we're maybe alr but what he does after stepping to the side of somebody with full range on there body is dumb. He continues to disarm the bat which is no longer a threat instead of knocking him off balance or getting more control of his body

@charlieme5150

2 жыл бұрын

@@mokamoka905 well, I've watch ALL of Jackie Chans movies and I think your dad is wrong! #checkmateatheist

Dale's knife tactics assume that the other person gives up the moment they're at all injured; it's like he goes out of his way to expose himself. I don't trust anyone who gives advice other than "run away" when it comes to a knife fight.

@adamb1593

2 жыл бұрын

Legit, if someone wants to stab you and you are within their reach, you are getting stabbed. There is no reasonable way to defend against a knife attack other than fleeing.

@carlpanzram2012

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamb1593 This 100% You dont come out of a knife fight without cuts and holes. That shits gruesome. However, wounds on your arms are not going to stop you if you are ready for it. Id believe that someone who is proficient in martial arts would have good chances of winning against someone with a knife who has no experience, but there wont be a quick and easy technique to teach you that ability, youd just have to be good in hand to hand combat, and you would also have to have a good enough reason to risk getting severally injured. Even if id think i COULD stand a chance against a guy armed with a knife, if i dont have to fight for my or someone elses life, i wont do it. I don't think getting stabbed in the abdomen is a pleasant experience. Id rather run away, id rather give up my wallet. I mean, id probably pay whatever my wallet contains to fix the holes up anyway, if id even get the chance to do that 😁

@unai49999

2 жыл бұрын

I have other advice than run

@unai49999

2 жыл бұрын

Have a gun pointing at them, out of knife range

@wellshit9489

2 жыл бұрын

@@unai49999 so, point your gun at every stranger that gets slightly out of knife range? Because if you try to pull a gun on them and they're too close you're fucking dead

My advice to self defense 1. Give them anything they wanted because live has more value than money

This reminds me of “karate fighting” and “wrestling” with friends and bro as kids…Any recommendations for videos of what actually doing this correctly at speed looks like?

It's even worse when KZread disabled the dislike counts, now we don't know if it's legit or not

@Neon1880

2 жыл бұрын

funnily enough, it is legit. Its not something to teach average people though because A) they have no coordination and B) shitty timing. Somebody that hasnt practiced these moves thousands of times would fuck it up easily and get hurt, but the information isnt wrong

@austinshort2357

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neon1880 the reason they aren't legit is well let me say yea sure it is legit in the sense the moves do help control movement and yes you would have to train for awhile but you are also trying for an exact scenario to happen when most of the time you won't know what someone will do. Training reflexes actually are counter intuitive because you aren't only practice your moves but you're moves in response to a move from someone else . So you get in a surprise fight and let's say this is the most honorable attacker ever and he doesn't just bash you in the back of the head before you even know he there. It's not like he's going to announce " I'm striking over hand in three seconds followed up by a right hook" reflexes only really work if it's instinct. If you train reflex you train for a fake scenario that will almost never happen. You best bet, if you don't just get blasted in the back of the head before you even know, is to either run or strike the nose throat privates. Runs or strike first

@austinshort2357

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neon1880 in short there's no need to practice instinct in a controlled environment when you know what's going to happen

@k.idesigns7092

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neon1880 the information is 100% wrong. They act like the attackers aren't gonna fight back. And assuming people won't freeze from an adrenaline rush. These "tactics" are shit. Literally seen fight choreography better than this

I've taken multiple self defense classes and all of them come down to one point. 9 times out of 10, it's better to run, if you're not armed. the best thing for self defense is to have a firearm and consistently train and be proficient. be safe guys and girls🤙

@GardenOf-Eden

2 жыл бұрын

Even if you're armed, the best thing for self defence is to comply and then run. If someone wants your wallet then toss it away from yourself and run in the opposite direction

@michaelreyes9283

2 жыл бұрын

@@GardenOf-Eden I would carry two wallets and throw the fake one away

@InternalStryke

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelreyes9283 200iq strat holy---

@Logan12345

2 жыл бұрын

@@GardenOf-Eden fair point. I guess I missed that step in my explanation. thanks👍

@Sevilou

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelreyes9283 YOU'RE A FUCKIN LEGEND

This is great advice. I followed those steps and immediately got stabbed, some people intervened and defended me, so I guess that's the kind of self defense he was going for.

Charlie, you and Matt need to try these tactics out

This is the type of advice to give to a person that gets into fights with imaginary people in their bedroom

@timothymabe8256

2 жыл бұрын

Had to call me out like that? Damn.

@62squad

2 жыл бұрын

@@timothymabe8256 I do it too man

@sentientcloroxbottle1557

2 жыл бұрын

Hey at least you can beat them now!

What’s sad is that there are PLENTY of people out there that will absolutely take this seriously and because it seems so simple they may actually try it, which would definitely get them killed…

@sasiedase5625

2 жыл бұрын

Ye it's insane that from his position as a cop he's even allowed to teach these useless techinques to the masses, like since he's basically encouraging people to be the initiators of violence in situations where they only are getting threatened, it very likely will at some point get people killed trying to perform these neo matrix manuevers irl

@jaimelannister1797

2 жыл бұрын

@@sasiedase5625 I don’t think he’s a real cop

@sasiedase5625

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaimelannister1797 okay well makes more sense then iguess they teach actual methods in real police training

His videos on disarming guns are actually quite informative.

I've been holding on to this self defense video for years, waiting for this exact moment. Everyone needs to watch "Street Weapons Defense with Grandmaster Villari", it is worth your time.

This man is a con artist, but instead of conning people out of money, he cons them out of their lives

@blu3br0

2 жыл бұрын

@whatshumor yes

@ColdSalt99

2 жыл бұрын

@whatshumor In the black market it 100% is

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

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@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

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@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

@@blu3br0 you ever seen a man like this before kzread.infoNd2BQVOGWjw?feature=share

The problem with Dales videos is that all his workers are too fearful of the immense amount of superhuman power and superhuman reflexes Dale has to fight properly so it comes off as acting when in fact, Dale is just way too strong

@jsdrury2416

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, look at him he looks lowkey powerful. Even he probably thinks his methods work against the average attacker

@soli_van2383

2 жыл бұрын

@@jsdrury2416 i'm still trying to figure if he's just fat or muscular

@thunderhooves4400

2 жыл бұрын

@@soli_van2383 hes both

@MoistMoments

2 жыл бұрын

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@Its_Poduu

2 жыл бұрын

Nah man I did what he said and lived but sure.

Never knew we all needed this video lol

14:22 That reminded me of N&A productions and the dubstep he uses in his 5 hour long intros he does

As a tiny woman who has had someone try to attack me, none of this would work. Aim for the balls if you can, but otherwise, don’t let them touch you and carry whatever weapon is legal in your state.

@kronniichiwa9909

2 жыл бұрын

And what should you aim for If a woman attacks you?

@jeanvaljean6433

2 жыл бұрын

@@kronniichiwa9909 probably the groin

@Lycoriste

2 жыл бұрын

@@kronniichiwa9909 you run

@vergiemorrison928

2 жыл бұрын

@@kronniichiwa9909 the front butt

@novemberblake9505

2 жыл бұрын

@@kronniichiwa9909 chest can really hurt but only if you hit the right spot. Throat or face are good attack point, assuming you are taller or as tall as the attackee

10:55 Dale is on another level, protecting his body and against identity theft in one fell swoop

@brziperiod

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny as hell to see that ID badge go flying lol just PYOOOOOMM

The best knife fighting advice I ever heard came from the channel Scenic Fights: "If you're ever in a knife fight. . . RUN!"

You can cancel out all his “defense techniques” just by wearing safety goggles 😂😂

This guy is the ultimate protagonist in my favorite hentai.

Charlie you are killing me not making a response video on the amount of CharlieVerse videos coming out lol.

@SmokeSAS

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he did already on Puerto Rican critical and another that I forgot

@xblowsmokex

2 жыл бұрын

He’s probably waiting for it to slow down so he can really show his favorites

@SmokeSAS

2 жыл бұрын

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@ImZhald

2 жыл бұрын

@@xblowsmokex i hope he likes Filipino Charlie

@thebananaboys1666

2 жыл бұрын

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I love it even more the second time!

So glad there is another one of these. This shit is so funny

Dale never loses. He never plays the role of the agressor who gets taken down. This is because he knows if his dumb audience sees him lose, they will subconsciously see it as weakness, and the kind of person who sees this sort of video and pays attention to it, are the kind of people who hate any perceived weeakness, especially physical.

Charlie is saying not to follow this advice because it’s simply too high a level of martial arts for us to comprehend, not because it’s bad

@hattori8807

2 жыл бұрын

@The TacoCat This guy give me a nose job.

Always go for the eyes. Always.

one of the things i dont like about these types of self defence is not only is it slow and dangerous, but also the fact that you're being trained to givesthe weapons back as well.

Charlie’s "Hey Bub, don’t do that please" tactic would be better than any of Dale’s advice

@thegameanalyst638

2 жыл бұрын

unironically, yes

@yvngsnail4492

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

Definitely should get the guys together to recreate these without the attacker pulling punches, just... maybe with dry erase markers instead of knives, and squirt guns or something.

@minecraft-hw7kh

2 жыл бұрын

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@crunchybutttero7283

2 жыл бұрын

genius

All his comments are weirdly blindly loyal, may be putting a tin foil hat on but I think they’re just the accounts of his students

The Npc Base ball Bat Swings had me😂😂 just full auto swingin