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@y4nfeity

Ай бұрын

can you please read our comments? we love your content but this company is disgusting, please dont work with them anymore

@IHcool

Ай бұрын

BetterHelp steals your data I heard

@y4nfeity

Ай бұрын

@@IHcool their "therapists" also arent required to tell you their qualifications either and there are many stories about customers being ignored or gotten confused with others by their own "therapists". they profit off of the mentally ill and then do nothing to help them

@TobyFloof

Ай бұрын

NOOOOOOOO DUUUUUDE

@TobyFloof

Ай бұрын

NOT BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭😭

Very brave of you to accept a better help sponsorship. Again.

@skooo2418

Ай бұрын

That's that NY rent money, i respect it

@toichey

Ай бұрын

fr......

@y4nfeity

Ай бұрын

@@skooo2418embarassing

@anshulverma12

Ай бұрын

Why what happened ?

@lightxki

Ай бұрын

​@@anshulverma12 betterhelp is really sketchy and generally extremely unreliable and exploitative, hope this helps

Canoe wtf you mean you're using strawberry instead of orange for orange chicken

@FutureCanoe

Ай бұрын

Strawberry chicken

@enderguy1648

Ай бұрын

@@FutureCanoegoogle show me this guy’s balls

@athenaNS

Ай бұрын

A bot got more likes than you 🥲

@aph0tic120

Ай бұрын

Tbf people make like raspberry bbq n stuff so it's not too insane

@opheliamunroe1110

Ай бұрын

Right I was like bro that's not a substitute for oranges 😭

3:34 the shape of pasta just changed in mysterious way

@tommy1590

Ай бұрын

it has stretched back

@bomdestructor

Ай бұрын

​@@tommy1590 not sure if you are serious or funny 🤔

@tommy1590

Ай бұрын

@@bomdestructor jk!!

@rottenrat2238

Ай бұрын

that’s what i was thinking we need explanations

@user-yp2kp1mj2q

Ай бұрын

lol

Need to get sponsored by brilliant so they can teach you to count to 3

@Yipper64

Ай бұрын

anything is a better sponsor than better help.

@Tootyfart760

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@garypinholster1962

Ай бұрын

This is a good one lol

Please do not accept better help sponsorships they are not a good company

@blakelawson9398

Ай бұрын

Whys that?

@BR-dy1ie

Ай бұрын

@@blakelawson9398because they’re not licensed psychiatrists and neither are the people they use to assist people with issues. They also just lost a massive lawsuit because they said they didn’t sell their clients data when they did

@Grey_3438

Ай бұрын

​@@blakelawson9398 They got busted for selling patient data to social media sites like Snapchat and Facebook, which is a HUGE breach in patient privacy, and got slapped with fines because of it

@kiragamer7520

Ай бұрын

@@blakelawson9398read other top comments and their replies in this video, because a lot of people are explaining it

@L3onking

29 күн бұрын

Okay you pay him for his hard work

I love how you're not afraid of showing your cooking fumbles, as a young person myself who tries out a bunch of different recipes it's always so relatable to see the mistakes being made or having to throw abominations into the trash

@imthecoolest50

Ай бұрын

That’s why I like this channel. Some people get frustrated because they’re good at cooking, have all the ingredients and can’t relate

@manphan6689

Ай бұрын

its better to eat your mistakes tho, thats how u never make that mistake again, unless of course your recipe turned out to be completely inedible..

@MosesSuppose

Ай бұрын

But yet he couldn’t recognize the trashfire that is accepting a SECOND betterhelp sponsorship

@gemmameidia8438

Ай бұрын

True, I think it is his "branding" I would say, cause he said he used to work as a cook in one of his video, if Im not mistaken

@kevinlee6003

15 күн бұрын

It's part of the persona. This MF knows how to cook.

Funny how the homemade pasta changed while boiling

@Doomedbythenarrative

Ай бұрын

r/wooooosh

@PeasantPizza

Ай бұрын

@@Doomedbythenarrative they know

@Hnkka

Ай бұрын

He sure knows how to do some pasta magic, respekt i love how he has mastered this skill

I'm more offended that you used ketchup as pizza sauce than that you broke the 3 ingredients rule

@aynain1810

Ай бұрын

I'm more offended that he accepted better help sponsorship AGAIN

@zaddyzeeseburgnutz

Ай бұрын

@@aynain1810 Maybe it's good money.

@aynain1810

Ай бұрын

@@zaddyzeeseburgnutz that company feeds off peoples miseries and sells data. People who require therapy at that. How pathetic is that?

@wiewat231

Ай бұрын

It was water

@Sekiro_lover

Ай бұрын

​@@aynain1810Maybe he is stuck in a contract with them

Brazilian here. We actually eat fruits with brigadeiro. Specially strawberries. I also highly recommend trying with banana and/or nuts, like cashew nuts, wallnuts, hazelnuts. Basically things you think would go well with Nutella, can have a really nice twist with brigadeiro.

@IceGoddessRukia

Ай бұрын

I'm definitely going to try it with hazelnuts and raspberries- it's basically a tasty canvas for so many things!

@noahmesquita587

Ай бұрын

q crime culinário é esse de misturar fruta com brigadeiro 😰

@c.nicolino

Ай бұрын

xiii a polícia chegou

@conteudosdiversos4908

Ай бұрын

No we dont, the classic onde dont have any fruit. If It have fruit It isnt a brigadeiro, It IS a variation

@c.nicolino

Ай бұрын

@@conteudosdiversos4908 I didnt say it's the classic. I said it's relatively common and he surely wasnt the firts to do it.

12:25 bro made the protein block from snowpiercer 💀

@cphodge

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@StraightLace0

Ай бұрын

I’m glad I get this reference ❤

@RomanNumeral04

Ай бұрын

He added too much agar, which caused it to become a hard gel

Bro don't promote better help because it's a scam

@jovylively7153

26 күн бұрын

how so?

@DemonKarasu

25 күн бұрын

Oh look! A vague statement from a youtube account that could not be bothered to add a profile picture and refuses to elaborate on said statement! My favorite...

@sophieconnor8278

24 күн бұрын

​@@DemonKarasu They don't have a thorough process for vetting therapists and ensuring licenses. They also have deceptive pricing tactics

@aletta3180

24 күн бұрын

i mean, he deserves the money. let’s just hope people check the comments

@Definetlyofficialtemuaccount

23 күн бұрын

​@@aletta3180 he has done a betterhelp sponsor before, and people warned. I say he's probably stuck in a contract (having to do X amount of ads in X amount of videos.) So It'll probably end soon. Maybe he didn't know the company was bad before he signed it, I would shame him for not checking for anything fishy before doing the sponsor, but let's be honest. I would do it too if I needed the money.

13:01 he putting the dish in the trash really got me hahahhahaaha

@constructionbootgazer

Ай бұрын

Killed me 💀

You know its a good futurecanoe video when hes making orange chicken with strawberry preserves

To make more traditional brigadeiros( this one has a not great texture from seeing the video): Start at a cold pan Add in the sweetened condensed milk, 1/2 a tablespoon of butter ( for 400g of condensed milk) and 2 tablespoons of chocolate powder ( you can use cocoa powder but if so I recommend doing a mix as just cocoa powder may end up too bitter, you want this sweet) Mix them up at the pan a bit and then turn on the heat, at the lowest heat possible Mix CONSTANTLY until the whole mixture starts to unstick from the pan ( If you tilt it sideways you see it moves very quickly as it is not stuck to it anymore) Now pour into a container , and let it cool completely. Butter your hands slightly, roll them and cover in whatever topping you want ( traditional is chocolate sprinkles) Be careful not to add too much butter ( it will ruin the texture), remember to add salt if you are using unsalted butter ( but you can use salted butter as a replacement) And don't just leave it in the pan . You need to babysit this. Do not turn the heat up. Do not stop mixing. ( It will take about 10 minutes) As it gets hotter you will need to mix more intensely. You can replace the chocolate powder and stuff for about 30-50 grams of chocolate ( but reduce the amount of butter as the chocolate will have some fat already ) Mixing at low heat is key to achieving the right texture! The final mixture will be extremely shiny and completely smooth. Enjoy.

@santana4899

Ай бұрын

It's the second time he tries it lol, I'm still confident he'll get it right one day

@justabooberv4298

Ай бұрын

The perfect texture for rolling brigadeiro is when you lift some of it with a spoon and drop it on the pan again, if that drop immediately combines into the brigadeiro on the pan it means that it's still not ready for rolling, but it's a great texture for eating it by spoon or using it as cake filling or a pretty loose frosting, if the drop takes time to combine to the rest it means that it's ready (idk how to explain this properly but i hope it made sense) Always remembering that it gets thicker as it cools down so whatever the texture is that you got in the pan, it's not going to stay like that (if it's too thick i recommend adding some milk or cream to it)

@joiceraiana

5 күн бұрын

Brazilian too, I always do with powdered chocolate 70% and it tastes better than with the normal one. The condensed milk is already way too sweet

As a Brazilian, I can say that you are completely correct, we also eat brigadeiros with fruit inside, mainly with grapes or strawberries. We eat another type of sweet that resembles brigadeiro, it is made only with condensed milk and coconut milk, this is called ''beijinho'' or ''grape surprise''

I aint got any of these ingredients 🤣🤣

@liltmarshall8717

Ай бұрын

Didn't even watch the full video because it's 17 minutes long and you posted this 6 minutes ago. So how do you know hmmm????

@liltmarshall8717

Ай бұрын

And the video was posted 10 minutes ago

@kk-rk8zy

Ай бұрын

​@@liltmarshall8717 watch on 2x

@officialgoogleyoutube

Ай бұрын

you... you don't got eggs and flour?

@mm-xk3fk

Ай бұрын

What about water (the source of life~)?

You got an actual whisk!!! I’m so happy for you 🥹

@fropepsi

Ай бұрын

But nothing beats the ligma fork when it comes to beating.

The absolutely wreckless substitutions are my favorite part of your videos

WARNING: Inhumane Amounts of Condensed Milk Were Consumed During The Production of This Video

@user-yp2kp1mj2q

Ай бұрын

lmao

@gemmameidia8438

Ай бұрын

😂😂😅😅 I can feel my teeth hurts because of how sweet it would taste

@warmtoiletseat7362

Ай бұрын

Warning: inhuman sponsorship and shitty morals taking place in the production of this video.

peanut butter cookie 🚫 steamed chinese egg 👍

@LiveLaughLovecraft

Ай бұрын

Peanut butter cookies are delicious though….

@suborgulag7289

Ай бұрын

​@@LiveLaughLovecraftwatch the video

@Q-.-Q

Ай бұрын

​@@LiveLaughLovecraftbut they definitely aren't Chinese steamed eggs!

you are my therapist bro. i was sad but than i saw your video. my mood instantly became better. thank you

@m__y-t-s

Ай бұрын

at least you're not with better help

@bryn1063

Ай бұрын

​@m__y-t-s ikr they're a horrible company. I'm glad he's getting paid cuz screw their money but naw they're awful

@justabooberv4298

Ай бұрын

I read "you ate my therapist bro"

@abumohammadtalha3178

15 күн бұрын

@@justabooberv4298 XD

strawberry chicken!?!!1?!?!?!

@fb079

Ай бұрын

And somehow this isn't even the worst thing he's made

@m__y-t-s

Ай бұрын

four ingredients and one was strawberry jam. seemed good

@LiveLaughLovecraft

Ай бұрын

Sounds fine tbh

@PredictableEnigma

Ай бұрын

I won't knock it til I try it.

@orangeac9836

Ай бұрын

we got strawberry ribs too

When i was kid a chinese restaurant near me use to sell strawberry chicken so I might try the first recipe because i crave that shit

@finderOC

Ай бұрын

that sounds absolutely diabolical in the worst way possible

@tomatoisepic

Ай бұрын

@@finderOC lmao it tasted better than it sounds. It was like sweet and sour

the way all the brazillians saw the flag and just KNEW it was brigadeiro.

"Are these 'cookies' in the room with us?" got me good 😂

Let's go boys, future canoe is back to his roots, messing up recipes and creating some work of arts(food) and he's back to including feedback from Instagram!

@JanKowalski-wb8ih

Ай бұрын

And advertising a service that caused people to commit suicide, if this is the "back to his roots" Future Canoe, I'm unsubscribing

I love slathering brigadeiro over a slice of pineapple. The combination of the brigadeiro richness and the pineapple fruitness and freshness is amazing

@jellyjilli1004

Ай бұрын

I eat it with strawberries

@Khak1

Ай бұрын

that sounds bomb

@liesalllies

Ай бұрын

Chocolate and pineapple is a VERY underrated combo. I love dark chocolate covered dried pineapple slices.

13:37 I'm mesmerized how they all came together

The blurring of the 2 fingers!!🤣

@user-yp2kp1mj2q

Ай бұрын

he got good jokes

i hope that betterhelp bag was worth it

You got really close to a genuine Brazilian brigadeiro, all that was left to do is once you made the little ball, roll then into chocolate sprinkles, if you had made that, it would look like a genuine brigadeiro you can find in parties or bakery. You really are improving, congratulations my dude.

2024: there will be flying cars etc 2024: Ketchup is water 🤝🏻

Love your videos and your voice is so relaxing. Keep up the good work❤❤❤

"The pasta is acting so rebellious like a unhinged teenage ungrateful daughter, reminds me of my older sister" His older sister be like when watching his vid:👁👄👁

THANKS for commming back fromm fast paced, this slow paced video editing really relaxes

Bro really mixed strawberry jam and bbq sauce and called it orange sauce. Thats fabulous

Love your humor bro keep it up

@user-yp2kp1mj2q

Ай бұрын

ikr

I love how his entire intro was him filming his hand

I have officially watched all of your current videos. Love and appreciate your work, binged the whole channel in like a week. Anyways, thank you!

The water edit really cracked me up😂😭

As a Brazilian, I would recommend that you watch a video of a Brazilian person making brigadeiro. 10 for effort, but it's definitely not brigadeiro. LOL. You should mix everything still cold (or at room temperature). The butter shouldn't be completely melted and warm when you put the condensed milk. Also, you didn't remove the pan from the heat at the right time. Thank you for making something so important for us.

@Luizinh01235

Ай бұрын

Eu ia falar isso e que não pode parar de mexer

@767corp

Ай бұрын

you get he's trolling and making shit bad on purpose for views???

@deborahfriedrich

Ай бұрын

@@Luizinh01235 boa lembrança. Esqueci disso e que o logo deveria estar muito alto. Abç

@deborahfriedrich

Ай бұрын

@767corp I don't care. I think he's funny and makes fun videos. I just wanted to explain what went wrong.

@18u.

Ай бұрын

Da até uma dó Como que erra algo tão simples😅😅

The way he never misses a chance to bash his sister XD

Mr Canoe man m thank you for the videos whenever I'm struggling and laying in bed when I shouldn't be your videos always really do make me feel better. So thank you :)

the sound effect part was mad funny. btw I miss Ligma fork 😭😭😭😭

YAY! The dry toned ray of sunshine we all needed ❤️

omg yesss i missed the instagram comments part in the videos, i hope it's back for the next videos as well

Your videos are like a cup of coffee that refreshes your entire palette. Best wishes to you :)

I’m mesmerized by the changing color and texture in the mixture

I was following the pizza recipe, but I ran out of ketchup, so I used water instead. Because ketchup is basically a tomato. And a tomato is basically a plant. and a plant grows with water which means water basically ketchup. But I ended up with a soggy cheese bread.

Love the vid!

Your videos is so refreshing Not much drama Just cooking & failing or successing Like I am with you in your kitchen Feels like you are a humble person

Your voice and the way you talk sounds so sweet, it's comforting to listen to.

13:12 the perfect egg break

15:14 "these are too small i like them bigger" "satisfying to put it in the mouth" "i also oiled up"

when i made brigadiero for the first time i had the same reaction, it was missing freshness. so i made a few with blackberries/raspberries on top and they came out unbelievably delicious!

bro hit us with the "heh " at the end

got an exam tomorrow but nah id rather watch him mess up 3 ingredient recipes

Dude, brigadeiro with grapes inside are really great. And coincidentally I watched this episode eating brigadeiro

off to a great start with this one

So happy to wake up to another futurecanoe video

betterhelp :(

Hey! Great content again.

Good song choice for the ice cream xd I once made lemon ice cream and it turned out pretty good. I think I'll make it again soon, since summer almost here

great video thank you

Love the content

@user-yp2kp1mj2q

Ай бұрын

samee

Legends say he's still eating those blueberries.

@normalhuman9878

Ай бұрын

Frozen blueberries are a perfect summer treat

13:25 mesmerizing

Wow, I watched almost every video of you, but this is one of my fav! I had to laugh so hard - definitely made my day! Thx!! 🙏🏻

1:16 so now im in love with him and his logic :')

babe wake up FutureCanoe uploaded

@jon1758

Ай бұрын

no

@DiviCaesarAugustus

Ай бұрын

no

@warmtoiletseat7362

Ай бұрын

He is a shit person taking a betterhelp sponsorship again like he needs it? He seriously doesn't, he is making enough money off youtube and he can get other sponsorships. Gross behavior.

I love your videos. You're the realest homecook, couse you adapt when you dont have the right ingredience. Thats what we all do, you're just brave enough to do it on video

I made the Greek yoghurt pizza during lockdown. The pizza turned out great 😊

that orange chicken actually looks edible

@superethangaming.

Ай бұрын

Yeah but then you remember it was made with strawberry and not orange 😭

8:35 urururururururu 🤣🤣

I use a similar dough for my favorite pizza rolls! 300g flour, 250g quark or greek yogurt, 2 tbs sugar, 6 tbs oil, salt and baking powder, mix in lots of shredded cheese and uncooked or cooked bacon bits. Split into 12 - 16 balls and bake 20 minutes at 200°C. It's actually 4 tbs sugar, but most find them too sweet, I recommend adding at least 1tbs!

You go King!

as a brazillian I almost died seeing him cut the brigadeiros omg

when did you get a hand mixer???

I have been going through a very tough time but your content made me laugh and my day better. I thank you and never stop doing what you are doing

I wasn’t mesmerised by the dough, i was mesmerised by u bro

the comment "Bro backed a continent" broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Number 8 is some crazyyyy chinese steamed egg

thank you

If you roll brigadeiro in chocolate sprinkles it tastes soooo good. I’m from the southern U.S. and my family makes these every year for Christmas and winter. I’ve heard traditionally brigadeiro is served at birthdays

brigadeiro or the chocolate fudge is truly so amazing i have had to ban buying cocoa powder and condensed milk for the sake of my own health haha, its so easy to make and so easy to finish, havent made any for years..

@athenaNS

Ай бұрын

Once in a while is good for the mental health …😌 🍫

@tan8802

Ай бұрын

@@athenaNS youre so right i should prolly buy them next time

10:45 how could you do this to our ligma fork

OMG my mom makesthose peanut butter cookies they're so good!! i always love them!! :D

great video❤❤❤

I feel like if Sam'O Nella Academy started a cooking channel it would be future canoe

@bryn1063

Ай бұрын

You misspelled moist critikal

@armanmishra3073

Ай бұрын

@@bryn1063 I feel like those three fall under the same umbrella

bro u need to rest the chocolate agar2 in room temprature for atleast 30min then go to fridge huh

Hi if you are reading this you are the most underrated chef i ever watch and hope you make to 2 million subs and u inspire me to cook

general tso is fire had it for the first time last week gonna try this one

Did you just discard your fork for mixing and used a hand mixer??? 😭

LETS GOOO BRAZIL MENTIONED, COME TO BRAZIL

Thank you :)

oh eierstich (egg-stab) is used in german wedding soup together with white asparagus, small meatballs (very finely minced often including bone marrow) noodles, carrots and leek

11:45 his dad finally came back with the milk

Bro subbed in the rigatoni and thought we wouldn't notice....

@monkeyman1308

Ай бұрын

i have absolutely no clue what you're yapping about lil bro

You should try to cover strawberries with brigadeiro and maybe try using white chocolate as well its super popular in portugal and brazil