bro spent all of the money he made from youtube to make this video for us instead of buying edible chicken❤

@molto7783

Жыл бұрын

Inedible chicken is a lifestyle

@VValkyr

Жыл бұрын

@@molto7783 It toughens up your immune and digestive systems 💪

@zayyyNYC

Жыл бұрын

if only he bought a stand mixer

@nathangerrard9792

Жыл бұрын

the only non sketch meat i've seen him use is steak

@user-tn8ik1fm5p

Жыл бұрын

@@zayyyNYCbut he does stand and mixes I don’t see any problem 😂

There is absolutely no way you spent 17 dollars on a singular slice of pizza. Wait, 30 dollars for two croissants? 62 dollars for a chicken?

@Doomscrollin

Жыл бұрын

America

@gustavor97

Жыл бұрын

@@Doomscrollin not just America, New York specifically

@gustavor97

Жыл бұрын

@@Doomscrollin wait theyre in more places guess its just city life in america

@michaeloram7297

Жыл бұрын

@@gustavor97 definitely city living. There’s a BBQ/smokehouse joint I go to at the University of Alabama (where I go to school) called Moe’s BBQ. They have a whole smoked chicken for 17 dollars. I get it once a week 😂it’s so fuckin good lol

@cwbintn8949

Жыл бұрын

Metropolitan city restaurant food prices are offensively expensive

you can't imagine how much I apreciate someone speaking about this stuff without the incredibly fake overexcited tone of voice that's so annoying and feels like I'm listening to a scammer

@dubot4076

Жыл бұрын

Real

@SolarZL

11 ай бұрын

Tiktok users exploding after watching someone not scream or be super excited on video :

@ebc6970

11 ай бұрын

And the exaggerated expressions on their faces. Annoys me so much.

@Luck-dx6wp

11 ай бұрын

RIGHTTTT, like just chill damn

@Amalvipls

11 ай бұрын

@@Luck-dx6wp what

My favorite man in this video is the one who said “sorry, no” when the other guy wanted to go back and watch the noodles being made.

@zackf1925

11 ай бұрын

To me in sounded more like “sorry pal” but either way it really made me feel life an npc. 9.4/10

@lemonhaze1506

11 ай бұрын

Truly an npc experience 😂

@Nooblet_Sloppy

4 ай бұрын

I truly felt like an npc and got struck- 😔😭

Your content makes me realize how much I prefer to not watch "influencers" eat food on camera.

@InfTlr

Жыл бұрын

The way they always moan after a single molecule of food touches their tongue, not to mention their exaggerated mannerisms

@beepbeeplettuce5890

Жыл бұрын

​@@InfTlr they always shake their head while chewing and or put their hand to their mouth

@juliuscaesar564

11 ай бұрын

​@@InfTlrgotta get that drama angle

@emsparklemoji

11 ай бұрын

*cheeks packed full of half chewed food while moaning and making 👌 hands at the camera* "SO GOOD"

@Agaetis181

10 ай бұрын

​@@InfTlrthis whole thing started with travel channel shows. Literal CIA creation.😩'ing over FOOD... food......

As a non-tiktoker I appreciate these uploads

@Scerttle

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I hope this boy gets big enough that they're like "please do" when he asks to see the cooking process.

@stellviahohenheim

11 ай бұрын

they prefer to be called Tiktokaa

His voice and mannerisms say average NPC but his food budget says RICH AS FUCK.

@chinchin948

Жыл бұрын

Bro has the money to buy a mixer but still doesn't throw away his ligma fork mixer 😭😭😭😭

@unique00925

11 ай бұрын

It's ​not about the efficiency or time saving @@chinchin948 it's about the LIGMA fork

@Krakain

11 ай бұрын

Or he just has a decent - good paying job. Just because people can buy nice things for themselves doesn't mean they're automatically "RICH AS FUCK". Maybe they just know how to manage their money. Honestly I don't even fully know why I wrote this but it's probably because people like to automatically assume mfers are stacked when they can afford to eat food that isn't McDonald's.

@ronaldassange8218

11 ай бұрын

He's said in other videos he's a student. And he lives in an upscale NYC apartment. Homie comes from moolah

@m0dp1g21

10 ай бұрын

His food budget says 255k subscribers and a decent paying job

I hate how many businesses cater exclusively to wannabe influencers and just make stuff that looks good on insta or tiktok, but is actually mid

@domp2729

10 ай бұрын

So many “croissants”

@trontosaurusrex9532

10 ай бұрын

Same,and a couple of restaurants near me fit that description perfectly.

@OtherM112594

9 ай бұрын

That’s where the money is. If people didn’t fall for it, they wouldn’t do it.

@BarryDylan111

7 ай бұрын

Good. Scam em. Fuck it lmao

@NoName-sp5dp

4 ай бұрын

It’s just lighting and the way of marketing. As long as it tastes good what’s the problem?

The introvert-ish sounding if his voice and the “gae-sexo” jokes from time to time contradicts each other so much, and i love it!

I am always jealous of people who can go around trying many different types of food from around the world. I live in the middle of nowhere and I cannot even find sushi or a decent pizza. It really says something when I say the gas station has the best pizza in the 3 surrounding areas. This is why I taught myself to cook.

@skycaptain95

10 ай бұрын

There's no way gas station pizza is better or more available than a major national chain anywhere outside of Alaska. Quit lying.

@sarahmellinger3335

10 ай бұрын

@@skycaptain95 us is car based gas stations exist here everywhere and have good food better then mcdonalds at least

@skycaptain95

9 ай бұрын

@@sarahmellinger3335 I'm american. Gas station pizza is trash.

@alishakay

9 ай бұрын

@@skycaptain95 "I'm american" and that is your problem, not everyone has this problem.

@I_can_do_20_push-ups

8 ай бұрын

@@sarahmellinger3335bro I also live in America gas station pizza is fucking trash lol. I’m assuming OP lives in like Valdez, AK or something but you can get dece delivery pizza anywhere in America there are any Italians or Greeks and it’s a massive upgrade that’s worth the cost (gas station food is crazy marked up anyway). Like yeah if I’m on the road I can eat a 7/11 egg salad sandwich but goddamn.

glad he made a yt these long vids are def the move

The 17 dollar slice from Unregular Pizza is hilarious because the review says they've been "devouring this for years now" but Unregular Pizza only opened like... 2 years ago during the pandemic? It's a very obvious hype video.

This is a service to the community, can't wait to go back to visit NYC

@zayyyNYC

Жыл бұрын

honestly, i could go to almost all of those places tomorrow but will i go??? i can get to all of those places in about an hour by train or car but me no leave house

@Sniperboy5551

Жыл бұрын

You better kiss your money goodbye, NYC food is expensive as hell

@yamanaka223

Жыл бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 I'm used to it I've lived there 2 years ago

@zayyyNYC

Жыл бұрын

@@Sniperboy5551 bro, i know. it’s actually crazy how much it cost to exist here. the subway is damn near $3 now

@Market_margret

10 ай бұрын

Inflation in Britain goin crazy rn.

I like your review style. There's so many insufferable food "reviewers" that over act.

@MightyGachiman

11 ай бұрын

Food tiktokers when they eat something literally not overprocessed or just freshly made:🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@MidoseitoAkage

4 ай бұрын

That's why I hate them. They're just plain liars all the time.

Making the cronuts seems like it would be horribly painful. Please make them 🙏

@YeIIowNBA

3 ай бұрын

It’s so annoying. Especially the lamination process. You might think you did it right, but then when you go to fry it; it all comes apart.

You got a new subscriber when you said “I’ll have the second one on the menu” a true NPC.

@werdplaii9143

7 ай бұрын

I always order this way too.

the prices in the US are kind of crazy. 22$ a sandwich? wtf

@fortynights5001

Жыл бұрын

Two words, New York City. Six more words, I cannot count.

@dracsense_5610

Жыл бұрын

inflation is crazy

@xilpes6254

Жыл бұрын

first restaurant had decent pricing I'd say

@cheer90099

Жыл бұрын

it's influencer food in NYC, not normal people food

@nathangerrard9792

Жыл бұрын

chinatown was alright so was japanese place

Bro waited 3 hours in line and thanked us afterwards. What a gentleman ❤

You sound too reliable and competent as a culinary critic

"Can we get Tonii's balls" 😂

@tired2993

Ай бұрын

John 3:16

"just like me on my last birthday it's loaded with meat" 🤨

@sparksfilmss

Жыл бұрын

watched the whole video and oh my god he's just like me fr

@Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone

Жыл бұрын

Wtf doez that even mean

@notabot0001

11 ай бұрын

The Justin Bieber laughs 😂

@hearteu5260

11 күн бұрын

​@@Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone that he's gay.

I love the "unbothered" sound of your voice. Calms me down everitym.

Definitely want to see more awkwardness in Chinatown 👍

I can see that in general the conclusion is "what these shill influencers aren't saying is that the food is good but it costs an arm and a leg"

6:08 My good sir. This is not a croissant, this is a puff pastry with a custard filling. This comes from someone working at a bakery in France selling lots of puff pastries and cakes, and no one in France would call this a croissant. If you follow this naming scheme, a quiche with puff pastry paste is called a croissant. Wtf

@Drek492

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they're probably good but they're definitely not croissants lol

@pegacis

11 ай бұрын

Yeh it’s not a crossiant is a cronut

@kichop

4 ай бұрын

it's a cromboloni it's what it's called in my country lol and it's made with croissant dough, not puff pastry

@squa_81

4 ай бұрын

​ Anything made with croissant dough is a puff pastry (unless I'm getting my translation wrong). But I'm pretty sure a croissant is a puff pastry. A puff pastry made with a kind a puff pastry dough :/

@salhb737tm2

20 күн бұрын

Enraged frenchmen

Thanks for being mellow and relatable. I tend to ignore 'trending' places, but some of these looked legit tasty.

You know what, as an npc, I decided to follow you on instagram, and following people I don't know personally is thing I never do, so consider this as an honor fellow npc..

Bro, you are underrated your content is a hidden gem.

@patrickbateman1660

11 ай бұрын

He is huge on tik tok lol

@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943

10 ай бұрын

​@@patrickbateman1660I dont use tiktok

@Weepingphasma

10 ай бұрын

​@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943I'm happy for u 👍

I had a flashback when I listened to you ordering food😂 just last night I said "you too" when the waiter handed me the food and my face went 😬 for a whole minute😂

That „croissant“ triggers my gag reflex more than a plunger down my throat

pure unadulterated serotonin every time you say 'one through ten' lmao

@nordveien

Ай бұрын

Why does he pronounce it "one through teen", though? This is the first video here on youtube where he says it like that and there's no explanation given. I've gone through all his earlier videos in hopes of finding the origin story, but no such luck... probably first appeared on some other platform...

@kimberlyk1795

27 күн бұрын

@@nordveien he’s doing it as a parody of how Keith Lee says it in his videos

@nordveien

27 күн бұрын

@@kimberlyk1795 Mystery solved, thank you!

The "nice job team" really caught me of guard 😂

I know it's been said but your voice describing everything feels a lot more chill than an influencer who has to put on fake energy to draw attention to themselves rather than the food.

I'd love to see more of these videos. Really appreciate seeing the perspective of these trendy restaurants from people who aren't rich or influencers.

“Just like what my parents say about me, ‘This donut is very disappointing’.” 🤣

as a french girl calling those monstrosities "croissants" should be punished by death

@justasentientmclarenp1879

9 ай бұрын

What should we call them?

@dworshia4864

9 ай бұрын

We should call them "shit".

@someguy909

9 ай бұрын

@@justasentientmclarenp1879 'Not-croissants' maybe?

@sarahmathias9463

8 ай бұрын

You're French, you don't get a say

@skystrike8955

8 ай бұрын

​@@sarahmathias9463Fr*nch 🤮

The worst part of watching these videos is the "influencers" reading of the emotional response script of "hyper excited foodie reaction #5".

The soggiest croissant I ever overpaid for. Pulitzer Prize worthy.

You are the most entertaining food youtuber making content right now. This series will go great along with your cooking videos.

Listening to him be so calm and honest in compassion to the fake hype club of the other content creators really shows off how saccharin and fake they really are. We need more content creators like Future Canoe.

I already watched them on your insta, but your style is worth watching something again

The way he orders is so relatable 😭

It always amazes me how fake these people feel. Would never want to hang out with those. I love your calm and normal voice. You actually sound like a human being.

Poor dude spent over 200$ on influencer food, but at least he gave us info on what is good food, bad food, and some life lessons.

“you eating wood now” 💀💀💀💀

Hearing u order is giving me second hand anxiety

17,50 FOR A SLICE OF PIZZA????????

#2 Unregular Pizza... $17.42 for 1 (one) slice 👀 That's _ROBBERY_ !!! They need to be run out of town.

On the circle croissant i think it would probably be better if you made a good croissant and then made their sauces as dipping sauces. kind of a meme food / fancy donut tier

straight to the point and no BS, i love it. fabulous work

Man I love this guy legit doesn’t care about anything just an average person doing average things no hype no nothing I love it

These are fantastic, hilarious and actually helpful.

I went to New Orleans and went to cafe du Monde, it was pretty good but I’m from Alaska so I was sweating my butt off trying to eat hot beignets. Also there were cute little birds everywhere and a band singing and playing like old jazz music. I definitely wanna go back to Louisiana.

I get a lot of food content in my feed so it's nice to see someone regular trying them out

I love that he talks like he doesn’t really care about vowels

Some of the most comforting content around.

I know these take way too much effort but please make more. I love em!

I love the sadness in his voice

The silent keith lee made me crack up 😂😂

i generally don't watch food reviews but i love urs, urs feel like m watching my friend react, very genuine n hilarious

Dope video man, keep grinding%0. You are gonna go far.

the first one is called Sorrentina and it's not made like that, it's actually made with hoax's mozzarella and severd already mixed because you are supposed to put the hot pasta on the mozzarella so it melts more easly. Sorrentina was born because of the necessity to reuse old mozzarella who became too hard to chew. It's a high calories dishes who was served to the field workers in South Italy. oh and I love how he called San Benedetto a fancy bottle ~an Italian

@NonsensicalSpudz

10 ай бұрын

thats what we do best take something thats probably more typical or just has some general origins, make it expensive and sell it to americans

@goleador324

10 ай бұрын

@NonsensicalSpudz about that there's nothing much we can do apart from explaining to people how it should be done. Usually I find myself arguing in the comments on ig because they just don't get the importance of typical dishes. Once I saw someone put cheddar on parmesan and the comments were all "there's not a right way to do it" "everyone can do it how they want to" and I realized that people all over the world eat a fake version of what I eat daily. I love my nonna's food, I love eating and I want to make others feel the happiness of it. It's amazing how old foods can be reused and make a traditional helathy dish out of nowhere

10:30 from what I know, I'm pretty sure fatty char-siu is supposed to be better (idk, it's the type served in kinda high end places) also idk why, but the 新兴隆 accent sounded pretty good (I know the middle word is different..I used pin yin and I forgot the traditional CN keyboard)

Nice compilation, appreciate the effort to show us what the average diner experience would be.

bro flipped that radish around and decieded it wass a grape ahahhhhhha

great video, do more of these

his voice is kinda relaxing and it's making me sleepy even though it's 5pm... subscribed instantly

"Whom" - that shit straight up killed me 😆

There’s a bakery called pompadour here in Japan and since these kinds of filled croissants were trending they made some and they were not only delicious (strawberry and chocolate flavours) flakey and made fresh they’re only like 2$ each lmao

his way of ordering makes me feel like im not the only struggling man out here

thank you for going to all this places, i would like to se you do this more !

that soul food place looked straight TRASH compared to down here, those beignets were dry af and the chicken looked average overpriced too, almost robbery

@LTDLetsPlays

Жыл бұрын

That’s NYC overall a scam

god i love this guys' down to earth vibe

"Toni's ball" ahaha I enjoyed watching it. Best review I ever watched

lmao ive been binging your videos for about an hour now. Had watched some before. I'm literally in love with you. 5 minutes into the video I wondered "does this guy smoke or does he just sound like he does? And five minutes later you did answer.

W VIDEO W FUTURECANOE

I don't care how much they gussy it up, there is a special extra hot corner in h. e. double hockey sticks for the person that charges That Much for a stale croissant.

I just stumbled upon this channel a week ago and good thing I found this because this is actually cool.

I'm binge watching all your videos!

✨THE LIGMA FORK✨

Im here for the npc food review, the influencer reviews gets tired out

I saw all of these on tiktok already but rewatching and liking for support ❤

Thanks for pronouncing radicchio correctly

11:53 bruh loki working part time or what😂

Futurecanoe has friends? no way

keep making long form videos i love your content

The voiceover makes it funnier to me, and honest reviews? Sign me up

this is top tier entertainment

Great video! Really felt the cream in my mouth!

How did I just find this channel?! This is amazing

“I’ll have the second one on the menu” “Yayeah!” Perfect editing 😂

6:30 Pretty sure those circle croissants got steamed by being in a closed on containe with by it's own heat and the sun. The other guys was so nice because they ate it quickly after getting it and in the open air.

Why do all the NPC food reviewers have the same cadence in their voice? Can you imagine talking to someone like that?

Very nicely made rly enjoy his vids

The way he says "thank you" brings me joy

Chinatown eats looking like a good series. Overall good food and the prices are low enough that the average NPC can afford.

14:17 anyone else notice the "ah!" 🤨

@redacted8983

10 ай бұрын

I had to listen again to double-check

I love this you are so entertaining in a funny way

Bro this series was awesome you need do more of this

Thank you Mr. Canoe as a broke NPC nor do i stay up north for showing quality cuisine and the experience as a normalishy person. (Also #8 definitely was a imposter radish)