damn he actually got bread flour instead of using all purpose, this channel has become too high production value for me

@milkiesLoverboi69

10 ай бұрын

he turned too corporate for my liking :/

@ManLikeRohit

10 ай бұрын

same, considering unsubscribing now

@No__Vanity

10 ай бұрын

Not relatable anymore

@iwa122

10 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree anymore 🤝

@gregmize01

10 ай бұрын

he took an express train to Douche-town.

rumor has it, when futurecanoe was born, he immediately cracked a sex joke in a monotonous tone, shocking the medical staff and everyone else in the room

@FutureCanoe

10 ай бұрын

True story

@DarrienGlasser

10 ай бұрын

Back then he was pastcanoe

@burtbacarach5034

10 ай бұрын

@@DarrienGlasser Then he's presentcanoe now??confused...

@whooga111

10 ай бұрын

@@FutureCanoe nah bro you be wildin sometimes sorry, you be wildin all the time

@pablopanesso1057

10 ай бұрын

“This was probably the first and last time I’ll be inside of a woman” -pastcanoe

the black spots on the onion are in fact a common mold that grows on onions, but only on the outside and the onion is usually perfectly safe to eat, in case anyone was wondering

@randomina465

10 ай бұрын

I always wondered about that

@isthisgoodquestionmark

9 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@MelancholyKnight

8 ай бұрын

Fun guy is yummy

@realdragon

6 ай бұрын

I thought it was just from dirt

@rilessmiles6590

5 ай бұрын

'Usually' safe 😢 except when it's not? 😢😢

You inspire me to cook. I know you're pretty experienced, but the way you make recipes in a home kitchen with typical "tropes" like not having the exact ingredients, not having the fancy machine, being lazy, etc. and still showing recipes can turn out delicious is really inspiring.

After being future canoe-less for days, my thirst for radioactive cooking has been quenched

@AIMZN

10 ай бұрын

Same

@sombra8205

10 ай бұрын

Don’t you mean quenched instead of replenished ._.

@rainydaisyz2477

10 ай бұрын

@@sombra8205 Mb bro

@infomesh3

10 ай бұрын

Always replenish!

@PescaColorata

10 ай бұрын

.

him sayin he has no onions for the sauce but then having them for the toppings is exactly what I'm here for

@Karoffee

10 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment! YES

@DK-fd3fi

8 ай бұрын

Yes 1:41

@jacobywalters7972

4 ай бұрын

Different onions

Based on his techniques with the dough and cutting onion. He must be a real chef and just playing us rn.

@yada.3367

3 ай бұрын

Tbh since i first saw him over one year ago on tiktok I felt like he was a culinary student😭

@sophiadebar382

2 ай бұрын

Oh he is. You can tell by his first videos on KZread. Lately his videos are much more lax tho. He doesn’t try as hard because he wants to show an authentic home cooking experience

@malegria9641

2 ай бұрын

He used to be a line cook

@masterm95

28 күн бұрын

He must be that u “uwansum?” Guy

@valentinevintel9814

10 күн бұрын

He probably is, normal people don't achieve to make edible that many different recipes on the first try while not even trying hard

Hold on min bro is ripped 💀💀 he definitely on the handsome side.

This was a great partial face reveal. The special sauce on his face was an added bonus. I loved watching him trying to figure out how to fit it in his mouth. 😂

@sachyriel

10 ай бұрын

Madlad went in sideways on that big mac, he knew people in the comments would take issue. 4D chess move, comments increase engagement, pumps the algo and bam, front page.

@boogaoogagooba

10 ай бұрын

bro?

@cherryx7662

9 ай бұрын

fit what in his mouth? 🤨

@r4yv1

5 ай бұрын

timestamp

@inyourdreams1718

4 ай бұрын

@@r4yv113:05

You make Joshua's recipes much more watchable.

@samueleborn9909

10 ай бұрын

Fr 💀

@MahmudulHasan-ii3yw

10 ай бұрын

Fr fr

@lethalfactory6822

10 ай бұрын

Fr fr fr

@gorekstazy

10 ай бұрын

Fr fr fr fr

@schnitzelmegapixel

10 ай бұрын

fr

Everytime I hear him say "Alright, thank you." I forget about the radioactivity of the food he makes

13:06 I came, I saw, I came again

@Nightmare1203-zh1yn

24 күн бұрын

Fr like zamn I ain’t gay or nothing but dat boy is beefy 🤤

@lavdianodoesstupidart3051

15 күн бұрын

I also came

I have a theory. When he went to rub the dough on the couch, he put the bowl into a mixing robot and actually rubbed something different on the couch.

@pigeon_that_loves_bread

10 ай бұрын

I hope he didn’t make a mess

@HipposaurusRex

10 ай бұрын

To be fair, his exact statement was "I'm just gonna go rub it on the couch" and he didn't specify what "it" was.

@kwilliams5728

10 ай бұрын

​@@pigeon_that_loves_breadit's not the first time, I think by now that couch is a health hazard lol

@fukaze2021

10 ай бұрын

I hope he didnt get stuck in the couch

@Omnibushido-

10 ай бұрын

@@pigeon_that_loves_bread why do you care

Nothing makes me smile more then that little thank you he always gives

@hotkfclover6169

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, so cute

@abbasabbasovv4631

10 ай бұрын

thank u*

@sohasalahuddin

9 ай бұрын

sounds sincere to me

@blazepanto1452

7 ай бұрын

Its honestly really relaxing

@Undercaffinated

6 ай бұрын

It's one of those, "he's a keeper" things 😊

Damn joshua weissman’s recipe managed to get us a partial face reveal 😂

@vipr1142

20 күн бұрын

timestamp?

@ketjomettu

16 күн бұрын

@@vipr1142 13:06

Joshua be like "did you know if you spend $25 and 3 days you can make a better burger than a $4 burger made in 3mins by a minimum wage fast food worker

@meowmeowmeoww69

10 ай бұрын

Yeah and he makes it seem like it’s less because he uses the amount per serving, but the total spent on like 8 servings is more expensive and more time than just buying one burger. yeah each serving is cheaper but now you spent like 5 times more money and time than you originally were going to💀

@erosennin4444

10 ай бұрын

$7.73

@crazybeatrice4555

9 ай бұрын

More expensive then $4 but yeah. Spending multiple times the effort and cost in making the sandwich can make a better sandwich.

@TheAdaoo7

9 ай бұрын

@erosennin4444 damn fr? I was going off the UK price Without a meal, on its own its $4

@Scorvy

8 ай бұрын

Naaah what is the hate for joshua on this channel, whenever its one of his recipe's the comments go apeshit and extra toxic

My technique for the "is the onion safe to consume" game: Cut top and bottom off of onion. If the core looks bad, it is not safe. If the outer layers look bad, peel them off until only good layers remain. The onion is now safe.

@Thisisnotasign

10 ай бұрын

My technique is "consume the onion - if i die it was unsafe if i don't it was safe"

@aqsa9491

10 ай бұрын

@@Thisisnotasignthis is a good technique ty for sharing 👍🏼

@MegaBanane9

10 ай бұрын

Yea, onions are one of the few things where "just strip away the dry/moldy layers" is fine

@DJWESG1

10 ай бұрын

Peeling is for wimps

@eggycroissant0778

10 ай бұрын

​@@DJWESG1 enjoy the food poisoning for me then

I enjoy these videos because they make me feel better about my own cooking attempts when I try to follow celebrity chef's recipes. Josh often includes one or two ingredients that are either too expensive, difficult to find, or he's made them himself. And the final dish isn't always worth the money spent on ingredients like szechuan peppercorns or mushroom soup powder, which might never be used again after that.

@GoldSpangledBananaBoy

10 ай бұрын

The pricing by portion shit is also infuriating. I have to have a firm idea of WHAT i'm getting and i don't know a damn place where i can buy "byportion".

For being such a comedic channel he is surprisingly good at cooking

@qt31415

8 ай бұрын

the way he slices the onion he seems like a pro

@rickitybanana

7 ай бұрын

Has spent time in a kitchen for sure

@tuinhoofd1923

3 ай бұрын

Yeah apparently he either still is, or was, a line cook

I’ve never ran faster from Instagram to KZread after seeing the words “semi-face reveal.”

@aishi8642

10 ай бұрын

REAL

@shrishti..

10 ай бұрын

True

@buzzkill8214

10 ай бұрын

Real true

@aaaaaabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10 ай бұрын

FR

@t_t9964

4 ай бұрын

ME AF

This channel is literally exploding. Totally deserved!

@Ash_G

10 ай бұрын

He had like 477K subs a few days ago. It is 563K as I write this. As Kiwi the parrot would put it: "Oh no What Happened?"

@chloratum

10 ай бұрын

He started a bit more than 6 months ago. He is going wild.

@Ash_G

10 ай бұрын

@@chloratum Some algorithm angel is looking after this bro. 😂

@ModnarArt0

10 ай бұрын

Just like me fr (This isn't about channels)

@Plumpynut

10 ай бұрын

cuz look at him 13:02 .....hottie

I only found your channel this week but I'm glad your channel is growing. Your humor and humbleness makes me smile. My days have instantly gotten better since discovering you

13:01 AAAAAA MY HEARTTT, love your videos brooo, and thank you for this gift kajshkjd you look so good !!

@t_t9964

4 ай бұрын

And then there's the lessly little down bad people that is regulated by common unsuspicious local unauthoritarian government.

@4nng.e1

Ай бұрын

Me fr, I felt boy things… 🗿

I always feel like Joshua's cooking vids are like spend an hour to prep the food you will spend a couple of hours cooking the next day, also get this rare ingredient I imported from a small Chinese mountain village.

@Neroshy

10 ай бұрын

Theyre also unwatchable

@lightningmcseed7303

10 ай бұрын

Also not accurate. Bro forgot the pickles on the big mac

@Mr.Rabot6688

9 ай бұрын

​@@Neroshyhis stats say otherwise

@justaperson4475

8 ай бұрын

He’s actual,y the first ever recipe video I’ve ever watched on KZread and tried when I first got married. It’s so easy to follow you just watch it and get all the stuff you need. I like it

@realdragon

6 ай бұрын

And his recopies look like a lot, there are recipes that are very simple and easy to do and they're fantastic. Panna cotta is Italian desert and it's stupidly easy to make, zapiekanka is Polish street food that takes very little effort

5:47 made me laugh so hard

That actually looks damn good!!I have been binge watching your videos for the past 3 hours,like they are so goooooood,the instagram comments hits different though😂😂

Hands down this is the BEST channel I've subscribed to so far...Love your videos so much!! Literally binged on them all weekend and excited to keep watching. Congrats on all your success, you are easily numero uno for my daily laughs!

I'm a simple man, I see FutureCanoe i click

@Endirr

10 ай бұрын

Fr 🗿🍷

@TurdFergusen

10 ай бұрын

What do you click?

@kikkythedog8943

10 ай бұрын

Yeahh-

@macko6980

10 ай бұрын

Not just a simple man. You're a man of culture, good sir 🍷

@samwarner6024

10 ай бұрын

You’re a simple man, you write the most basic bitch comments on youtube for attention 😊

Thank you for making Joshua videos more watchable.

@sachyriel

10 ай бұрын

Joshua makes his sex jokes at women, and as a straight guy it's fuckin' unbearable, futureCanoe makes great gay jokes but he's like a bro cracking jokes not constantly trying to seduce the viewer. Stop trying to seduce me, I want to see good food. FutureCanoe understands, he just gives us the bro job we came here for.

@narcos9864

10 ай бұрын

​@@sachyrielit's not just about jokes, his whole demeanor, his pitch and pace also obsession with calling himself papa, just ugh 🤮

@idot3331

10 ай бұрын

I would say it's the only way JW videos are watchable

@gentlemangamerec7025

10 ай бұрын

@@sachyriel agreed.

@zilazilazila

10 ай бұрын

@@sachyriel His videos used to be so good. I feel like once people turn full time KZreadr, it ruins them.

I could watch your content for an whole day , it’s turn the cooking process so much interesting and funny to watch 😂

I recently found your content and I have to say it's fantastic. I love it, keep up the hilarious vods!

I’ve only been watching for a short time but these videos bring me joy, even the low quality ones lol. Keep up the good work man

@nahfam289

10 ай бұрын

They’re all the low quality ones

@Omnibushido-

10 ай бұрын

They’re all intentionally low quality that’s the entire point of the channel lmao.

@nahfam289

10 ай бұрын

@@Omnibushido- I had no clue 😱

Thank you for restoring my love for youtube again future canoe , I lost my passion for youtube a long time ago because it’s just not the same anymore but I don’t know whyy but your videos give me so much joyyy and I find myself waiting for them all the time , it gives the old funny interesting KZread vibe and I’m here for it , please never stop posting

Josh sure has a personality and presentation style that I'm sure his fanbase enjoys

@gae_wead_dad_6914

Ай бұрын

I like the diss Yeah, Rick and Morty fans, probably. The type who would write that reddit post about Rick and Morty.

This is the only scenario in which I can sit through an entire Joshua Weissmann video and not want to delete the KZread app from my phone forever.

6:57 : I don’t have pickles or onions Two minutes later….. 8:23 : so we will slice the onion really thin

Whenever Josh says "give it some whisky business", you should add a shot of whiskey to whatever you're making at the moment.

@KBWrecker

2 ай бұрын

* looks up from grinding baby food *

In case someone hasn't mentioned it yet, you soak the onions/green onions in ice water to make them crunchy. I'm not sure if there's any other reason, but that's what other cooks have told me.

I died at the high pitch off key imitation sesame pouring 😂man this is my favorite cooking channel rn.

12:21 that cap tho 😂

6:25 this man blurred his reflection in the bowl to prevent an accidental face reveal 🥸 he leaves no holes in his defense

thank you for your content because it is so relatable to my not so far away past genuinely THANK YOU!

Love to Joshua for getting us this partial face reveal with his special (big mac) sauce

The addition of Raclette cheese was a great idea. Since it melts so nicely, you can use up your additional brioche buns with the cheese (or just use toast). Add a slab or raclette cheese to it and microwave it for 1min 30s to 2min. Then you have a delicious melted cheese toast. You can also use it as parmesan subsititute on your pasta. You can basically use it as an all purpose cheese I'd argue.

I clicked immediately as soon as I saw face reveal

I love the "igaveasecondchancetokiupi mayo" it sounds delish 😌😌

i binged your longer videos (not Shorts) out of order since days ago and i swear two days ago you still have 904k subscribers or so but now you're 1 million already! congratulation 👏🏼👌🏼

I literally binged watched all of this channel's video for an entire week lmao and it has become one of my fave channels so far

@ilix6910

4 ай бұрын

Literally what im doing right now lmao

you never fail to disappoint us

@alpharen7

10 ай бұрын

But he always fails the recipe

@timon240

10 ай бұрын

​@@alpharen7did you read the comment

So glad youtube algo works sometimes bc it brought me to u👾 love the content!

I love your editing style man! I’ve been binge watching all your videos and it’s educational and entertaining. Nice arms too :)

He was actually able to make something look good instead of radioactivity 😮

4:37 - “love my little dough man, respect him, now send him back because he came🗣️🔥”

Man, you are hilarious ! My belly hurts. Thanks for this content. I need this in my life

thanks for explaining the bread paste, always nice to be able to take something informative out of these lol

3mins in and this man has not made a single substitution. Who is this guy and what has he done to the man we knew.

Dang Canoe, you're teaching us how to cook better than the one's you're watching. Major props to you man, you're close and closer to getting a michillian star, I know it!

This weekend I went on a date and we just watched a bunch of your videos lol thanks for the content man, you’re awesome!

@thebruhnetwork

10 ай бұрын

Yo same! But I was getting some mad head while watching his vids 🥹

Face reveal, sort of at 13:05

@randomsucker2

10 ай бұрын

he kinda looks asian ngl

@imspinny

9 ай бұрын

I'd tap that

@BoundlessEternity_

20 күн бұрын

Bro actually kinda looks like his NPC avatar lol

I’m going through a really rough time rn and your videos are the only thing I look forward to. Thanks man

omg ive been binging ur videos amd ur so funny!! btw i think u deserved a 10/10 for ur execution of the recipe

Been watching your videos a lot lately and i find your voice very calming. Im really enjoying your style of videos, and I hope you dont gate your voice. I know in some videos youve mentioned that its been an insecurity for a while since you were fired from a cooking job, but i want you to know that at least one random person on the internet finds it amazing as is. Personally, I love your voice mr. FutureCanoe :3

Holy shit, I was here when you only had about 80k-90k subs on youtube and you did the fried rice challenge, and you've already grown so far!

Protip: You don't actually have to keep butter solid when mixing it into bread dough. You can melt it and mix it in at the beginning with everything else. Just make sure it's not so hot that you kill the yeast

@sachyriel

10 ай бұрын

Yes,the cheap trick to melt butter quick I found is to put the kettle on,let it boil and pour the hot water into a bowl. But your butter into a cup and then smack it around in the cup with a butter knife. The agitation really helps all the surface area of the butter hit the sides of the cup, making it melt faster. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SPLASH HOT WATER FROM THE BOWL. And like AMTun said, make sure it's not too hot for the yeast, let your softened butter cool down to room temp.

This dude got me rolling around laughing so damn hard that I can't breathe

your videos are so calming and funny at the same time, I love watching them 🥰

I love these little things like at 3:21 "dudu 3 tablespoons of unsalted butter" :D

FutureCanoe is the only way for me to endure watch Joshua.

@genadijssmirnovs6524

10 ай бұрын

Why do people not like joshua? I never knew that was a thing

@Kek393

10 ай бұрын

@@genadijssmirnovs6524 he's just mad cringe with his papa shit and most of his food vids are insanely expensive to make and feel like he's trying to flex on teens working at fast food.

@lixocompleto547

10 ай бұрын

​@Kek393 Yeah, who would've guessed that if you take the whole day cooking with the most expensive ingredients possible, it would be better than something that a teenager made in 5 minutes

@Toastybees

10 ай бұрын

@@Kek393 My boy the teens didn't come up with the recipe and they do not care. Yeah the papa stuff is cringe af but he's making stunt food, you're not actually supposed to recreate it.

@VS-mt5tz

10 ай бұрын

@@Kek393 Bruh...his series is literally called BUT BETTER.

WOO! congrats on the 500k!!

This guy's videos and sense of humour just make my day and are so entertaning. Keep up the great work man!!!

You are definitely the best content creator i have found in the past few years

Why did it take me this long to find this channel? Great stuff!

8:21 I love how he does not have onions for the sauce but does have it right here 😂 P.S. : For anyone wondering, the black spots on the onion are totally normal

WHY IS THE RULER MARKED AT THREE INCHES LMAOOO

6:48 That moan after the mustard spurt is the best part of this video

@peanutbutterman9817

10 ай бұрын

Bro😂

@RAHHHHHHEYY

6 ай бұрын

lmfao 😭

Anytime a burger/sandwich recipe starts with making the buns/bread I immediately leave. There is no way it is worth all that. Being said, I did stay and watch your video

@dinoaurus1

10 ай бұрын

You can just use storebought buns. Its not like the homemade buns excrete a magical juice that makes the burger work, unless joshua knows something i dont regarding magical bun juice

I giggled at “spriiiiinkle”. You did a lovely job!!!

Best new channel of the year! Thanks for videos and keep following the instructions :D

who else always watches his videos when they are hungry 😂

@LycheeMelona

10 ай бұрын

I turn them on when I am, so I lose the desire to eat.

@sschlappkohl

10 ай бұрын

And drunk

@spacenaves

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, always a perfect appetite supressor.

Great video! I am so happy about your growth.

The “sprinkle” and “nice job team” parts killed me😂

You're kinda on fire, almost at 600k now. The algorithm blessed you like i've rarely seen.

2:28 his pronunciation was actually pretty good

@kuhchung

10 ай бұрын

not just pretty good... he sounds fluent. All of his Chinese phrases are spoken perfectly

@afreakingtree

9 ай бұрын

@@kuhchunghe is chinese no?

@kuhchung

9 ай бұрын

@@afreakingtree I would guess so based on how he speaks. probably Chinese American, born in USA

@kimareska

4 ай бұрын

​@@afreakingtreehis skin complexion also looks Asian soooo 👀

Damn, I was really hoping that you actually just had a san marzano tomato can for a head.

Joshua Weissmans chocolate cake is the best recipe I've come across ever, the dude's cracked.

You did a great job man, be proud of yourself.

“I don’t have pickles or onions but I have these pickled onions.” He’s too dangerous to keep alive

I never knew how much I needed a channel that has such a dry and ''eh'' sense of humour until now. Keep doing gods work mate xD

6:05 ...never skip the butter

Please more of Future Canoe's gooey white stuff, he really puts himself into every recipe

Face reveal at 7:04

@dzdboy3142

10 ай бұрын

Nice job team

uuu i always love your cooking videos whenever i hungry but i dont wanna cook, and then after watching your videos i’ll get up and cook myself something hehehehe

12:40 Advice when you make these tall burgers just wrap them up in the paper like for sandwiches like General Ock does so it's much easier to consume! 😋 and yeah obv u have to cut it in half

Excellent video keep doing your semi high-quality content.

11:12 Perfectly burned

The absolute dry delivery of the innuendos gets me every time 😂

"Thank You" is always my favorite part.

Nice try convincing us that 8:35 is a timelapse, we've seen what that right hand can do 😏

ngl he rlly handled those balls nicely 5:09

I can’t believe I just found this channel. I love it here!!! Just subbed