Idk how he manages to make all his ingredients look radioactive.

@bettertelevision968

11 ай бұрын

don't worry

@GundamGokuTV

11 ай бұрын

It's color balancing. His camera's cb is off.

@clownworld3896

11 ай бұрын

You consume too much media

@hamzakanso5453

11 ай бұрын

​@@GundamGokuTVay don't ruin the joke

@GoatMortician

11 ай бұрын

Bro’s shopping from the Dollar General Market

Babish got me into cooking, FutureCanoe got me into not needing all the ingredients

@serapheid3669

11 ай бұрын

the best part is that almost everything can be substituted, though there are times where i feel like i should've pizza'd instead of pasta'd

@ifuckedurmom

11 ай бұрын

​@@serapheid3669I think the ability to turn *everything* into a sauce gets ya much farther than either of those.

@MarieAvora

11 ай бұрын

Babish got me into watching cooking videos and Adam Ragusea actually got me into cooking

@ShadowmarkReturns

10 ай бұрын

Some people (my sister) stick way too close to the recipe. If you're cooking for yourself and not a restaurant, you really don't need to be exact.

@Cadence1986

10 ай бұрын

@@serapheid3669It’s a different thing but I feel like every time I’ve cooked anything Indian I’ve had to approximate some rare seasoning by mixing together 3 other seasonings.

I’m convinced he actually does have a fully kitted out kitchen, he just uses the ligma fork for psychological warfare

@Lanny.M

11 ай бұрын

Wats ligma?

@depressedmffromindia868

11 ай бұрын

@@Lanny.M ligma balls

@JumpyKaput

11 ай бұрын

@@Lanny.MJo mama

@duckman5891

11 ай бұрын

@@Lanny.Mligma balls

@girlysoap9031

10 ай бұрын

@@Lanny.M mama balls

"there's nothing more american than misusing other culture's ingredients" i died

@hendriklerchl4062

11 ай бұрын

Same bro 😂

@skycaptain95

10 ай бұрын

RIP vanilla5930, 2020-2023

@East16

10 ай бұрын

So did many 😂

@tvgaming2132

8 ай бұрын

​@@skycaptain95 did you kill the dude?

@cobycoba

8 ай бұрын

Unironically that might be one of the best things about american culture... the ability to fuck around and find out about other cultures.

FutureCanoe is the best example of “Anyone can cook”

@joyisgoodlol

11 ай бұрын

I agree.

@Ethan-om6vj

11 ай бұрын

Kind of, but he’s also clearly someone with some cooking experience. To me it’s more like watching a legit cook make good food without trying too hard or making it look pretty, rather than an amateur showing anyone can do it

@rakunka6115

11 ай бұрын

actually the ingredients look more realistic to me than the youtuber chef

@TTD94

11 ай бұрын

Jesse

@GundamGokuTV

11 ай бұрын

Watching enough of his videos my guess is he's actually a good cook. Like he's worked as a cook before. He's gaslightung us for real 😆

8:12 It feels kinda weird when he sometimes reminds us that he is indeed an experienced line cook

@elongol290

9 ай бұрын

No way 💀

@apreil569

9 ай бұрын

you're lying to me bc holyyy

@Azataza121

8 ай бұрын

its like carmy from the bear

@sunsetdawn2285

8 ай бұрын

thats game changing i always cut left to right

@TheDiosdebaca

8 ай бұрын

Nah, most line cooks can't julienne like that. That's chef territory.

Using whole wheat flour for burger bun is kinda amazing, I wonder how dry it was 😂

@moneyboy503

11 ай бұрын

the infamous comment before watching the full video lmao, you were spot on tho

@oreodog

11 ай бұрын

Drier than the desert

@druidplayz2313

11 ай бұрын

Drier Than his gf

@antawynewilliams3569

11 ай бұрын

@@druidplayz2313 naww that a violation😂😂

@babaloons4887

11 ай бұрын

@@druidplayz2313 he got a gf?

man this guy is such a good comedian he manages to do the "doesn't know how to cook" bit too perfectly

@KAR1492

11 ай бұрын

I almost believed he didn't know how to cook until I watched him cut that onion

@bimbim1885

11 ай бұрын

​@@KAR1492 you can't really mess up 100% of something you are already good at, it actually takes effort to pretend to be bad if you're good at something out of muscle memory

@questionmark6020

11 ай бұрын

@@bimbim1885 and damn is he good at pretending to be bad futurecanoe is actually a line cook.

@wanhazim50

11 ай бұрын

@@KAR1492 exactly my thought

@conormurphy4328

8 ай бұрын

Bit?

This guy is great, you should be a food content creator.

@tsetsoangelov6455

11 ай бұрын

im crrying :D:D:D:D

@Srineeta-kg2ig

11 ай бұрын

He's underrated and i love his humour too.

@E-13k

11 ай бұрын

I Agree

@Noelle0113

11 ай бұрын

This guy is cringe, you should not leave KZread comments anymore.

@randomsucker2

11 ай бұрын

​@@Noelle0113L+ratio

For once, I would 100% eat something you made on this show

@P1geonZ

11 ай бұрын

When he made fried chicken it looked so good

@lolihitler4198

11 ай бұрын

@@P1geonZ you couldnt pay me to eat this man's chicken

@1roxyfan491

11 ай бұрын

​@@lolihitler4198I'll eat anything he cooks

@stormwarrior9531

11 ай бұрын

his egg fried rice was so good looking and he whent shopping

@P1geonZ

11 ай бұрын

@lolihitler4198 nah I'm telling you shit looks soooo good it was koreon and American

There’s something ironic about babish over complexifying a burger where the movie is about complexifying the service industry and how it ruins individuals and that something as simple as a cheeseburger brings someone back

@kaniq6120

3 ай бұрын

What movie is it

@chiefster11

3 ай бұрын

@@kaniq6120 the menu

I admire your ability to (kind of) succeed without any tools! No kitchen aid, no blender and still doing it!

@pastasoo

11 ай бұрын

Of course you can succeed with enough time and effort, bread was being made the same way for hundreds of years before stand mixers existed

@krulak292

11 ай бұрын

​@@pastasoonot only hundreds, thousands. Bread is what literally kept us from starving.

@questionmark6020

11 ай бұрын

@@krulak292 bread 👍

@MayorCdawg

11 ай бұрын

But man stand mixers sure do make it easy ;)

@pastasoo

11 ай бұрын

@@krulak292 nah that's rice - sincerely, the actual majority of the world that lived on rice

Ah yes a fluffy brioche style potato bun made from...cement dough.

To be honest, I wanna try this man's cooking so bad.

@soyUsernameWasTaken

11 ай бұрын

I'll probably try his fried rice. But definitely not this burger.

@kawtar6782

6 ай бұрын

so u r suicidal i see

I love everything about this, I’d guess he works in food, maybe a line cook or chef, I like that even with his obvious skill it’s never quite like the influencer

@nefertiti1052

11 ай бұрын

Yeah it says so on his tiktok bio which makes sense because he knows what he's doing

@Utonian21

11 ай бұрын

@@nefertiti1052 Makes sense. Even tho he never follows the instructions exactly, and often changes ingredients, he still makes something edible in the end. If he was an amateur, that wouldn't happen. I think the biggest things holding him back is his limited kitchen appliances, and also maybe laziness preventing him from going to the store and getting the exact stuff he needs, lol

@pastasoo

11 ай бұрын

@@Utonian21 it also just makes sense, he's just making a recipe once, it would be a waste to buy a bunch of stuff he doesn't regularly have a use for afterwards when there's already a decent substitute at home.

@himawariuzumaki5259

6 ай бұрын

​@@Utonian21nah it's just subscribers liking his lazy style, because he was cooking well in his old videos then ligma fork happened

I'm just addicted to this guy now binge watching every single video he has, and just saw this one pop up now I'm glad

@LiviCG91

11 ай бұрын

😂same I’m on a future canoe marathon 😊

@Deefjooo

11 ай бұрын

Lol same

@dx_Rain_xb

10 ай бұрын

Binging with Canoe?

That onion cutting was actually quite impressive

@elonmuk364

9 ай бұрын

Cause he’s an actual cook either he’s actually lazy at home or it’s a bit 😂

@sechikoto

4 ай бұрын

​@@elonmuk364ye he's lazy at home since he is a line chef or was a line chef

@momentoHermano

4 ай бұрын

its edited

The burger that nearly killed the health inspector 😂😂😂

I really want to see you cook in the babish studio or something similar, proper lighting, color grading and all that stuff. I really just need to know if you're making the food radioactive or if its the house you live in

@Pluto_gutz.11

9 ай бұрын

all the food he steps in a 50 ft radius in just goes automatically radioactive in less than 5 seconds, he conducts that typa fear over them

@dereksbooks

8 ай бұрын

Does Babish always serve 30-minute old fries?

Comedy cooking at its finest. Don't think there is any other youtubers that make me laugh as much as you do mate. Always look forward to your vids. 👍

i like this channel because his ingredients don't look unrealistically good.

Your the best food content creator of all time ❤ comedy, food, and a chill relaxed vibe is great!

@gtc239

11 ай бұрын

You're*

@CaseOh_EvilSide

11 ай бұрын

@@gtc239bro not one of these guys 💀💀💀

I like how you skipped the citrate (it's not the sodium the important part) but still managed to adding it by using processed cheese slices

This looks delicious. I just ate a spoonful of pb&j from a container.

@w82290

11 ай бұрын

GG

I love this guy. I haven't watched cooking channels in almost a year, but he just makes me laugh my ass off and shows me how to be semi lazy when following other creators recipes.

for doing the videos you do, your cutting technique is actually one of the best ive seen

I love how you're always willing to experiment with substituting whatever you need out of what you have, and you're also still willing to be honest about the effect that has on the quality

Ok can we appreciate how good of a cook this guy is.

@apriyagung

11 ай бұрын

Yeah babish is a pretty good cook

@reipolhopolar

11 ай бұрын

Imagine if he used food to cook

@gorillaphant

11 ай бұрын

How about *YOU* appreciate first?

@normaleverydayman7004

11 ай бұрын

This man can't call himself NPC anymore. He getting close to be main character or at least an notable character As human I happy for him, as fellow NPC kinda sad our kin decrease

@umbitheveg

11 ай бұрын

​@@gorillaphantTrue.

he cooks so good those fries ascended.

Still waiting for the day when he actually follows the recipe

@doc6616

11 ай бұрын

I mean, for the fried rice he follows the recipe

@messer_sverio2

11 ай бұрын

its gonna be boring tho

@Eren-da-Jaeger

7 ай бұрын

he purposefully does it, and mocks that recipe are only guidelines and that you can do same or better with different ingredients.

honestly im enjoying the non-fake enthusiasm and jokes nice video keep it up my favorite npc! 🤣

Man this is so relatable no fancy shmancy tools or ingridients just a combination of fun and cooking 😅

Your knife skills never cease to amaze me

I cant watch FutureCanoe vids late at night when everyone is asleep, I laugh too hard every time and I cant control it even though I try.

idk what it is but i always get to your vids super early ive never been here less then 50 mins, love them alot thank you for the vids 🥰

Why is everything u make is a dollar tree version of the original

Yay you finally posted again😊

love getting to these early, reminds me of 'nam. everyone have a great Christmas holiday thanks

The Menu's Analysis was beautiful and not AT ALL what I expected from the movie. I was expecting a lab grown Hollywood "get out" flick and instead it was surprisingly heartfelt and had something to say.

Ok, the fry thing got me to laugh a lot. Cheers man. Keep making these.

I just wanna see you make a whole meal from scratch one time just to see what magical creation could come out of your kitchen lmao

Omg, you should have 10 million subs. You are great, funny as hell and knows how to cook.

Thank you for the fries trick it really helped me

The Menu was a brilliant movie, you actually did that burger justice. I’m shocked, you’re getting better!

why does ur dough look way sadder

Honestly, these videos are pretty helpful if you don’t have any fancy tools and/or ingredients

THIS is my new favourite YT channel lol

Your bread always looks so good. My bread always comes out like a weapon. Like I could legit injure someone with it.

You did fantastic man! I do wish we got a review of those incredibly high effort fries though

@pastasoo

11 ай бұрын

it's obvious he threw them out because they're hardly edible lol

my favorite radioactive cooking channel finally upload 😍

This man's quiet contempt and rage inspires me to start cooking at home.

those dough balls are insane

@w82290

11 ай бұрын

Yeah his balls are insane

@adamzk8762

10 ай бұрын

Fr

Whenever I crave unhealthy food I watch ur videos and forget about eating ur videos work like a charm

first time seeing your videos, I am now subbed great work!

the thanks you at the end is always nice :)

It is actually baffling how he comes out with dishes that even resemble what was made in the video

@CalvinAytch

8 ай бұрын

That's cause he can actually cook and he's just playing things up for the video

@slightlyhomeless454

8 ай бұрын

@@CalvinAytch yeah, i know that. It was a joke because of the quality of his materials. Also its still baffling, because i cant do that

Some people don't even commit to cooking what internet folk does because they work with insane equipments or materials. You kinda show how you don't need too much do what they do. Congratulations you gained a sub

I love how he ends the videos with an “alright thank you” 😊

My favorite trick for cold butter that’s like, impossible to fold because it’s COLD, is to use a cheese grater and just grate the butter you need, it softens it and makes it easier to fold into the dough 🤷🏻‍♀️

all that mixing with ligmafork has made FutureCanoe buffed

I like the colour of your buns much more and also black sesame seeds is my favourite. "Nothing more American than using other culture ingredient." Well you dmn right. 😂

Idk if it’s because i havent slept for 22 hours but you’re funny as hell…subbed

One of the best videos yet, well done out playing yourself... Master chef Canoe

this guy might not be the best chef but he is my favourite

3:55 "Why is everything i have off color?" Ive been asking myself that this whole video

“Why does everything I have off color” was the first thing I noticed when he started doing it😂

Just when i didn’t think i could love this channel more, the casual fast blackpink clip “shut it down” confirmed i can indeed love this channel more

Bruh how come I’m caught up on all your vids ? MORE CONTENT

@clopxnap

11 ай бұрын

same lol

FutureCanoe is secretly a 3 michelin star chef with his union chopping skills

I subbed because of the Oaxaca cheese! You’re the best!

I have a feeling I’m gonna be seeing fan edits of this man and his arms somewhere on social media😂

@shiniyo_pere

11 ай бұрын

LMAO I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING

"the burger that nearly killed that health inspector" fucking send me xD

those ingredients look so fresh!

Man im so glad you simplyfy everything unlike these other youtube chefs making it all complicated.

All the food he does actually looks really nice

Is just me or is he kinda buff? I swear this the first time that I noticed it

I just love how polite he is in every video 😂

the little moan when you poked the dough ball killed me... Laughed out loudly in the middle of Starbucks.... God Bless you! marry me!

I was honestly surprised that Babish didn't somehow sneak in homemade chicken stock as an ingredient of the burger.

Let me just say , my man is looking good running that muscle shirt ! Showing us the power of those canned tomatoes

These videos are so fun to watch

That DIY crinkle cutter dusted me 😂😂😂😂

Those "crinkle cut" fries are just something different

Lets be honest everyone. That burger looks great

You can make good Fries pretty easy. Cut them, put them in salted water, let them sit, dry them a bit on paper towel and fry them (you can take them out, dry them again on a papertowel, wait for a few minutes and fry them again till golden brown)

Maaaan is hilarious I found him on Tiktok keep it up bud

I'm going to being completely honest your voice is so relaxing I fell asleep

@mightymeatymech

11 ай бұрын

he's got a nice voice for sure... but to me it's nice because it sounds like i'm listening to someone who is as tired of life as i am 💀💀

Ok, those knife skills with that onion? The fact that he just happened to use a processed cheese to avoid the need for sodium citrate? We all know that the whole "I don't know how to cook, really" is a bit by now, right?

Your content is addictive

The little moan during the poke test at 3:40 made me subscribe

I get why he never has all the right ingredients, it's because he doesn't want to get Thanos snapped like his Dad on the way to the grocery store

We are SO CLOSE to a face reveal. I can feel it. 🙃

Future canoe makes me feel like the Italian guy from the beef wellington video

That crinkle fry recipe is 🔥

Yeah you can't substitute sodium citrate for salt, it's the thing that makes American cheese American cheese.

That breadflour is so grey it looks more like cement mix

I'm addicted to this dude's videos

The lack of enthusiasm really makes this video

You could do something from Townsends!

are you going to make any Brazilian recipe like feijoada or coxinha? if yes, know you have haters- i mean, fans from Brazil too :D