I was telling my buddy about FutureCanoe and we ended up getting into a discussion about how he must be the most confident man on the planet. The name FutureCanoe implies that he is not currently a canoe (which is true) but that he one day will be a canoe. We wished we had that kind of belief in ourselves as someone who knows one day he will become a canoe.

@frosty575

3 ай бұрын

He will become a canoe

@Yourlocaldemiromanticdude

3 ай бұрын

He will become a canoe

@Bbeaucha88

3 ай бұрын

@@frosty575 I believe!

@bullet2401

3 ай бұрын

He will become a canoe

@ManLikeRohit

3 ай бұрын

He will become a canoe

OMG, I'm absolutely thrilled to hear someone pronounce our name correctly! And thanks for giving us the highest score hahahahahahaha, especially when it's announced with the cutest voice on KZread! 🫡

@urmomsyt

3 ай бұрын

FR EVERYONE PRONOUNCES IT WRONG!!! 😭😭😭

@yuzumn

2 ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS AND I DIDNT EXPECT IT FROM MS SHI AND MR HE THEMSELVES

@petty4kaashi

2 ай бұрын

STOP IVE BEEN PRONOUNING IT SO WRONG 😭😭😭😭 i guess the more I know 💁‍♀️

@PythonicIe

2 ай бұрын

I always thought it was pronounced as one long name. Im so sorry😭

@melon_boxedmilk

2 ай бұрын

i wouldn't be surprised if futurecanoe speaks chinese to an extent and that's why... he just sounds asian american

Honestly his moms explanation for how to cook veggies made so much sense. Thank you for enlightening me, mama canoe

@Quon

3 ай бұрын

Happy Lantern Rite Xiao

@kactus1889

3 ай бұрын

I’m in a parasocial relationship with future mama canoe now

@HighSchoolerDxD

3 ай бұрын

How's those 3 pulls?

@abinaash8453

3 ай бұрын

daddy canoe

@malakdr8431

3 ай бұрын

I never though that there's anything cuter than his voice but that mama canoe✨️ made me change my mind

14:56 "As we all know: more color, more flavor!" That bacon looks like it was recorded in black and white. It does make the color of the glove look more vibrant though...

@desaug

3 ай бұрын

its my favorite type of bacon

@TheError235

3 ай бұрын

"Damn, these gloves are bussin... Bacon? Nah."

@christinmoon823

3 ай бұрын

Medieval bacon

@rasterdude

3 ай бұрын

them bacons looking like they managed to buy real estate with minimum wage

@joeltomy9220

3 ай бұрын

Nah fam that bacon looks like it survived the austrian painter's concentration camps

Could be wrong, but pretty sure those specks of white on hard cheese are crystallized amino acids from the cheese aging. Taste a little and if they are crunchy and tangy then its not mold.

@redmangc

3 ай бұрын

Yes, its just the fats getting hard... Much like my love life

@EnderTheBender64

3 ай бұрын

@@redmangc oh shit man 💀

@bladeecityy

3 ай бұрын

@@redmangc☠️☠️☠️

@deathdrone6988

3 ай бұрын

​@@redmangcWhen I first read that, thought you were referring to yourself during your fun time, not the stick.🤡

@Punnothebro

3 ай бұрын

@@redmangc 💀💀😭

I found your channel a few weeks ago, and you inspired me to finally start cooking. I'm 23 and was just living off of microwave frozen meals. You made cooking look less intimidating, and more fun so thank you for that

@goldenknight5827

3 ай бұрын

Good luck dude!

@jaimy97

3 ай бұрын

That's amazing!

@tinypickle

3 ай бұрын

Similar story for me. Respect!

@ThisIsReLLiK

3 ай бұрын

Yo, keep at it. I started cooking real things like 15 years ago. It gets way less intimidating with time.

@shitfilm

3 ай бұрын

have fun on your newfound journey!!

"The answer doesn't matter, cuz I'm copying everybody" this had me rolling on the floor

6:38 don’t worry cheese is already mold so if it gets moldy that’s just more flavor

@liesalllies

3 ай бұрын

More color, more flavor.

@bubblegumplastic

3 ай бұрын

There's mould that vibes with us and mould that can mess us up tho

@ExpandDong420

3 ай бұрын

Except that isn't mold, it's basically pure MSG crystalizing inside the cheese

@Amma_kitty

Күн бұрын

@@ExpandDong420 thank you for telling me more science

The "mushroom" potato dumplings/noodles are a popular type of potato dumplings in Central Europe. In Poland we call them Silesian Dumplings, and its basically just potatoes, potato starch and salt (sometimes an egg), usually served as a side with some meat and sauce. If we were to get really into it, then I guess no one could claim ownership of the idea, since the recipe existed for decades if not centuries. Though I guess making them shaped like mushrooms is new (here we usually just make a little dent inside with a finger, so the sauce can fill them better).

@hannishoney7237

3 ай бұрын

oh yeah, kluski remind me of a german dish called Klöße. it's dough made from potatoes (and optionally eggs) and starch or flour and rolled into balls and cooked, usually served with pickled red cabbage, meat and a thick brown sauce 🤌 i always have some store-bought dough at home to fry it like a pancake as a late evening snack haha

@Taylor931000

3 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! I was like is this not just kluski? I'm glad I'm not the only one with that thought.

@noahmesquita587

3 ай бұрын

in brazil, we made gnocchi in this way, we cut in pillow shape and eat. so delicious

@ndee1472

3 ай бұрын

They honestly look SO good! I'm going to try them

@TofuDDR

3 ай бұрын

I am here to spread kluski śląskie wordwide

7:21 the most amount of emotion futurecanoe ever put on speaking

@cecy5963

3 ай бұрын

Fr, I was surprised we didn’t get a warning for it

@pixcaine

3 ай бұрын

I think that was his roommate (?) I'm not completely sure though

The hot oil problem is relatable. Yesterday I tried to prep some pot stickers but the second I laid one on the oil I was done with it, as the oil began launching into the air. Pot stickers are great, but not worth repeated burns for one meal.

@fionaxu977

3 ай бұрын

Great way for pot stickers I found was to dump the oil, the dumplings, and about half a cup of water into the pan when its cold, close the lid, turn on the heat and let it steam. Let the water boil away under the lid until you hear the sound of the oil, and let it pan fry for a little longer (with lid still on), and then turn off heat. That way you get perfectly cooked pot stickers, don't have to worry about burning the bottom and there would be no oil splashes. Just gotta wash the lid. Hope this helps!

@CGReacts-fx4oi

3 ай бұрын

The method above is good. For a crispy skirt you need to add flour and starch to the water to make a slurry beforehand, pour it around the dumplings, cover and cook. You need careful control of the heat and timing to get crispyness whilst preventing burning

@DoinkDeetus

3 ай бұрын

@@fionaxu977 thank you SO MUCH, this is gonna help me out a bunch :D

@DoinkDeetus

3 ай бұрын

@@CGReacts-fx4oi thank you too, I might try this since I like my dumplings crispy

@rilessmiles6590

3 ай бұрын

While technically not pot stickers. I will often boil my dumplings first then just pan fry them. WAY less splattering than if you pan fry from frozen. Alternatively, getting one of those grease net cover things works well.

0:33 bros voice is the most majestic voice ive ever heard

Nice job team 👍

@spicyorangechicken

3 ай бұрын

Future canoe my beloved, you've posted another banger

Literally i randomly found this channel and obsessed with it!!!his sarcasm is always on point 🐿️

@kayawahismypookiebear

3 ай бұрын

i love u pookie bear

@shristyraj6869

3 ай бұрын

@@kayawahismypookiebear pookieeee💜✨

@fearthe_doublebunny

3 ай бұрын

💜

@shristyraj6869

3 ай бұрын

@@fearthe_doublebunny 💜🤍✨

7:22 He's showing emotions again!!!

@Sana_Is_Gay

3 ай бұрын

That's probably his roommate, I would be surprised if it was him 😭

I love how you keep in all your fails and giving up on recipes instead of leaving it out of the video! I totally want to try some of these recipes now, you do a great job at making cooking seem accessible

13:18 dude 😭 why are you trying to kill me *again* 😭😭 idek if I'd die from your love or from suffocation from the laugh caused by your love

@conormurphy4328

3 ай бұрын

You’re not the first don’t worry

@DorothyLouiseBeryllium

3 ай бұрын

rizz

He’s got the nicest background voice to do my ceramics project to. Or only homework really

@laila6253

3 ай бұрын

righttt he needs to get into narration or smth

That recipe for the dumplings alone, without the sauce, is very similar to Polish Silesian dumplings (kluski śląskie). The only real difference is the shaping. We simply poke a shallow hole with a finger in the finished balls. It's a great side dish for a roulade.

I love future canoe's voice❤❤❤ it's so calming for me whenever I can't sleep I play his video and it helps me sleep

@Idiotbreadloaf

3 ай бұрын

I would too, but I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at his commentary.

@MsLightfantastic

3 ай бұрын

​@PamelaIdontknowyou I second this. So dang hilarious 😂

1:28 did he say porn starch

@ShortForMitchel

3 ай бұрын

I think he said "star," actually

@finalgamer4481

3 ай бұрын

@@ShortForMitchel bro turn on ur captions

@ShortForMitchel

3 ай бұрын

@@finalgamer4481 KZread auto captions usually spit out garbage.

@finalgamer4481

3 ай бұрын

listen carefully on full volume on ur headphones@@ShortForMitchel

@ShortForMitchel

3 ай бұрын

@@finalgamer4481 That's how I watched it the first time.

Thank you for the quiet during the oil pour. It WAS very satisfying 😁❤️

I wish you did book reading casts. I need it so bad. Your voice is somehow so calming and feels like someone I know personally. Thanks for your videos brother, you make my day better!

@k-stuff475

3 ай бұрын

same SAME its so calming i hope he had a podcast or something

@thedude6058

2 ай бұрын

do you have an unusual level interest in the person you know who sounds like futurecanoe? i def wouldn’t ask for book readings from people who just kinda sounded like a friend

I'm so proud of you fearlessly frying and getting past the horrible oil popping incident. And I hope you're healing well. Thanks for the upload I Love your channel and videos.

WE'RE EATING GOOD WITH THIS ONE! 🗣🗣🔥🔥❤❤

@josec8791

3 ай бұрын

One through teen

@joelhalvorsen2495

3 ай бұрын

​@@josec8791 baby

@littlevictor4283

3 ай бұрын

We putting a table and a half of porn star with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥

@bendover04me

3 ай бұрын

Did you see the bacon? 🤣

@purplelord8531

3 ай бұрын

the good ending

About the gnocchi that got sticky all over your hands, I make it all the time and it always comes out sticky. I read somewhere that it's because you over-incorporate the egg but honestly as long as you roll it into little gnocchi shapes and boil them they'll be perfectly fine, afterwards just fry them up and serve with whatever sauce you like. Personally I like a lemon cream sauce to go with it.

@Thalaranthey

3 ай бұрын

just make polish "kopytka", its easier and better version xd

@Tommy1through9

3 ай бұрын

@Thalaranthey I checked a few recipe sites and it's exactly the same as when I make gnocchi minus the pan frying! Looks like I'll have to try with some polish traditional toppings sometime and see how it is. My polish friend will love this, thank you!

@Thalaranthey

3 ай бұрын

@@Tommy1through9 np xd its honestly really similar, when i made it at home they were very similar, but when i ate them at restaurants gnocchi was kinda... Weirdly chewy, i didnt like the texture

@Tommy1through9

3 ай бұрын

@Thalaranthey yeah, most restaurants won't pan fry them and it leaves them somewhat slimey and sticky unless you put them with a thick sauce. Technically that's the 'right way' but I prefer a nice crunch to go with it and it makes sure they're cooked well.

@Thalaranthey

3 ай бұрын

i finished watching it, if you want the shroom potato noodles you can also check "kluski slaskie" (silesian noodles) which is pretty much same thing as those asian ones

I am always so happy to watch your videos! And even more if it involves potatoes so, I am so happy this will become a series :P

In Germany we have Kartoffelknödel similar to the mushroom dumplings. We use them as a side dish with gravy. But this recipe looks awesome and I will try it.

10:22 Thanks for the digging. What did delicious day expect to happen when they shared the recipe? That people will NOT cook it themselves??

12:26 and onwards, that lone slice of springonion messing up the shot is glorious!❤

I love potatoes so much! So happy to see another video for it ☺!

9:34 Got me cracking😂😂😂😂

Finally, video for this week!

Never fails to disappoint 👑👑

@DiviCaesarAugustus

3 ай бұрын

Never disappoints to fail

@TMJYT

3 ай бұрын

Fails to never disappoint

@idunnomanseemskindagaytome1493

3 ай бұрын

​@@TMJYT To fails disappoint never

@kiwuuspurr1927

3 ай бұрын

Disappoint fails to never

@Prestinoman

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@kiwuuspurr1927to fail never disappoint

You seem rested and more motivated. The jokes in this video feel like your old videos 💪💪 love it

I have been here on and off through the last many years, and about two years ago or something like that began listening to your other music and now you have been my most played artist, also i loved your wrapped video, it felt so personal

Why is this so wholesome?

Ngl your cooking skills have gotten so much better

I’ve been binge watching your videos, and you give me the confidence to cook more :)

Last recipe looks like something that I will love till the rest of my life. Thank you ❤

14:56 I’m convinced if goodwill had a deli isle this is where he’s buying his stuff

“Pulling your pants down to fart” took me out!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

your videos always make my day so relaxing

Great video! Keep up all the amazing work

Not to sound like an emotional sap but thank you Future Canoe for making me feel like I sort of belong somewhere. It's hard to explain but with each video, I feel like I'm watching one friend cook while the rest of us laugh and just hang out. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. ❤

Love your vids, makes me feel good about my own cooking! :)

@somalisamurai4555

3 ай бұрын

You will never beat radioactive chicken NEVER

@emiliaksenijakrantz3865

3 ай бұрын

@@somalisamurai4555 ofc not, I cook way worse. But he does make me feel like if he can do it I can at least try. He makes me want to try.

@muffinman3052

3 ай бұрын

​​@@emiliaksenijakrantz3865Trying is what really matters in the end, good on you for going out of your comfort zone

@somalisamurai4555

3 ай бұрын

@@emiliaksenijakrantz3865 I was joking about the radioactive chicken thing 😭

@emiliaksenijakrantz3865

3 ай бұрын

@@somalisamurai4555 you're fine. I saw your comment as I had just woken up. And didn't know how else to respond cause I'm socially akward. Lol

Your vids are getting me through high school. Thank you:)

Thank you for walking me through the process, the potatoes look really, really good. ❤

Everyday I’m impressed by your talent

11:07 "you can rub it with your hand if you want and after about 3 minutes its gonna come..."

this looks so delicious! i usually never comment on videos but today i wanted to say thank you. i'm a new channel that just started two months ago and you're part of the inspiration that pushed me to start it all. cheers :)

Dude I love your Vids I think ita because they arent so chilled and so exagerated than al of the other cooking youtubers. Love Richi❤️

I don't know how other recipes taste but I'm totally sold for the 10:00 recipe. That's looked great

Just about to eat and boom!!! Video from my favorite creator My food will taste much better now ❤

@roweziur5080

3 ай бұрын

i saw him post this morning and i saved it for dinner cause it literally makes the meal

This video was one of the funniest you've done, awesome job

Adore💕 both you and your Shares Many thanks

White spots on hard cheeses like parm is not mold, but crystalized amino acids, like tyrosine. It's safe to eat 👌

@AdolfHitler-lk4vo

3 ай бұрын

thats what big mold wants you to think

Bro got the oil splatter flashback 1:51

@tris23-bb2zk

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

hey! your voice is amazing to listen to in my opinion. makes it easy to understand what your doing and isn't overhwelming for someone with autism like me. love your content and keep it up!

i love how these videos are the only food videos i can whatch without getting hungry

I appreciate how the graph in the beginning is speech accurate, x stays constant as does your self loathing

Did he just ask me "Does it smell good?" 😂 12:53

3:50 you preboil and toss to get a starchy surface, this makes them crisp up better, this technique is particularly good for when you are doing a roast and they're baked in dry heat, could be a bit overkill if you're baking them in a crapload of oil

Can I just say I absolutely love your edits, they always get me 😂 and yes…I did love that oil pouring…🤣

I am glad even after all this time FutureCanoe still half asses recipes. It is a part of his NPC charm. The bacon this episode looks like it was taken from the sewer and put directly into the packaging.

@Ty-sm9cv

3 ай бұрын

WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?!

Am I mishearing corn starch from what? 😭😭

@hsiaoaod

2 ай бұрын

You just might be

@Bread_offic1al

Ай бұрын

I thought it was just me😭😭

Watching this channel will make you a better cook. It will teach you what you should avoid doing and what mistakes to avoid.

Great video! Thanks dude!

Is anyone else worried about never ending raclette? There has been 2 videos with cheese in it and I havent seen NER. Can someone please do a wellness check on NER?

@ShortForMitchel

3 ай бұрын

I think the last time he used it, he said that was the last he had

@iamsherlocked875

3 ай бұрын

It,s finished already in the mac n cheese eps

@Bbeaucha88

3 ай бұрын

@@iamsherlocked875 You couldn't have broken this news to me any easier? I am devastated!

@somefishhere

3 ай бұрын

@@Bbeaucha88going to be honest he worked through that raclette FAST

lol, im literally using these videos to fall asleep , u got me 😂

I used to love cooking but lost the passion when my children refused everything 🙃 This guy has me and my dad doing cooking and baking comps each week, trying new dishes to cook and hosting each other. I'm OBSESSED. Even ordered a Dutch oven to make the biryani. Least my husband and mum are well fed thanks to futurecanoe😂

1:42 frr, one time i was in vc with a friendd i was watching ur videos and i actually fell asleep from ur voice 😭

10:41 they also don't have a registered trade mark on the recipes!

Great video, I love your potato videos, so glad you’ll be doing more. PS: You should make your merch available to Canada!!

He never misses, the absolute legend!

15:52 i swear I thought that was dry aged bacon 😭

6:09 that's what she said

Your voice is very soothing, my go to Channel for sleep aid

Your voice doesn't put me to sleep. Is just relaxing.

Futurecanoe takes so much care in his cooking he tries his raw, radioactive ingredients before cooking

0:33 you are, truly you are

Future canoe has such good videos and he has the most chill videos also he never fails to disappoint

I really love your videos. You actually have conversation with your roommate ☺️

This entire video can be simplified into: Americans discover they can fry gnocchi.

Who is lettin bro cook 💀💀💀

So looks delicious friend !!

My favourite channel on KZread and I’ve been on KZread since I was 9. Now 22 onto 23. No cap.

Add egg instead of water to the "mushroom" one and you get polish kluski śląskie (served with meat sauce, shaped a little differently)

6:03 . . . you . . . you squeezed ketchup on the paper towel???

I don't really watch food channels but I've binging all your videos there so good

this might be futurecanoe's funniest video yet. imma come back to this when i need a laugh

2:22 Can someone explain to me what's with the censor in this part????

@brentdoesfood

3 ай бұрын

I think its because theres another YT Shorts food channel that says Tapatio in a way that everyone loves so he censors it because of it

Add some shredded cabbage and onion to that fried mash and it's basically Bubble & Squeak, a London fry-up staple that isn't as odd as the name suggests.

Buddy gonna hit 2 mil soon 🥲🥰

Bro I subscribed to this channel when you had 30k subs. Now ur at 1.5 mill. Congratulations Mr. Canoe!

1:27 did he say porn star😮🤯

@ShortForMitchel

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what he always says

@quochungnguyen6707

3 ай бұрын

You got damn right 😂😂

@pranavshankar4498

3 ай бұрын

i was confued too and i turned on captions and tht says"porn starch" too lol

10:28 actually those are just Silesian Dumplings...? but somehow worse

@waxedoxidizedcutcopperstairss

3 ай бұрын

Po prostu kluski śląskie ale z przyprawami

You are legitimately the best cooking KZreadr. I’m not kidding

Love these videos 🤘..this one has given me rampant munchies

16:21 omg no way he just used the b word