Use the sieve to drain the noodles ❌ Use the sieve to mash potatoes ✔️

@nstygrl97

7 ай бұрын

omg i came here looking for this comment....i was like...dude...why wouldn't you use the sieve to drain the?????? smh...lol

@theanimemaam

7 ай бұрын

@@nstygrl97 🤣🤣 lmao you're welcome

@mrclueuin

7 ай бұрын

I'm like, Bruh, Son, Daughter, Sis, Cousin, all the Fam slangs! What the!? Child!

@theanimemaam

7 ай бұрын

@@mrclueuin 🤣🤣 lmao same

@DudeMandango

7 ай бұрын

also, he had spray oil for the pan but didn't use it to oil the last dumpling. 🤯

future canoe is the only food channel that doesnt make u hungry Edit: I removed all the edits because i was just giving you ideas :> (there were 7)

@namaliperera4612

7 ай бұрын

😂

@a_little_disquised1101

7 ай бұрын

thats so mean him and his radioactive chicken are trying

@descendo24

7 ай бұрын

@@a_little_disquised1101he is most definitely not trying 💀 maybe at all 💀

@shad0441

7 ай бұрын

😂

@a_little_disquised1101

7 ай бұрын

I take it back I just saw the cheese noodle recipe

I like how realistic everything is. And that everything isn’t what everyone makes things out to be.

@phillipanselmo8540

6 ай бұрын

nah, this guy just sucks at cooking

@MeCooper

2 ай бұрын

I ... What? ... Wait are we in a matrix?!

9:45 i can hear uncle roger in my head "rice cooker good! rice go i- what? you dont wash your rice? haiyaa. wha- noodle go in? no no no, not the noodle sauce"

@HappyCorgi-ti4xt

Ай бұрын

Fr lol

@brewsive

Ай бұрын

haaaaiiiyaaaa

This guy should be reviewed by more people. He's educational and funny. A big "yes" for the eggs videos.

@xXJAng3lXxx

7 ай бұрын

I'd literally watch anything he posts at this point and be happy

@creatorF0UR73EN

7 ай бұрын

Big yes for the egg video

@alieffauzanrizky7202

7 ай бұрын

Eggs video?

@TheDoomBrowser

7 ай бұрын

no

@Yassin-qx2us

5 ай бұрын

ok

1 slice of american cheese is 96 calories, so 60 x 96 = a mere 5,760 calories! also you should definitely continue the "But Lazier" series. As for what you should do with the pot full of melted American cheese, I think you have to call in a biohazard team for disposal

@DJstarrfish

6 ай бұрын

You can see the packaging says 60 calories at 14:02, so 60 * 60 = 3600 cal, but hey, who's counting when you have coronary artery disease

@iDeNoh

3 ай бұрын

Not defending the existence of that recipe, but id be surprised if you would consume near as much unless you also drank the cheese.

@NJTRAF

3 ай бұрын

My brother in christ! I knew it was alot but fuck me, I never thought it would be so close to 6000 calories! Jesus

@Rain.Mippet

3 ай бұрын

So you’re telling me I should eat that

@fruitymcfruitcake9674

20 күн бұрын

Actually you have to call your local EHS program for pickup, the Environmental Protection Agency (US) has a list of govt organizations for each state ❤

I am genuinely impressed, not only by the cooking, but also at his ability to talk in IBM Courier.

@gae_wead_dad_6914

Күн бұрын

What the fuck is IBM courier?

@biohazard9164

3 сағат бұрын

Imma go out on a limb and guess that it is a font

1 Ramen + 1 cup white rice : Cook them separate, the rice takes a few minutes longer to cook. After they’re done I like to fry noodles in a pan with enough oil to coat the bottom and edges of the pan and a teaspoon of soy sauce. I lay my bed of white rice down and put noodles on top. Still a bit of a “struggle meal” but looks much better than the one you did. You can also fry the rice if you want I personally prefer the bare white rice as a base flavor.

I’m in my early 40s and somehow went my entire life never having had instant noodles, prior to this year. I bought a few different kinds at a local Asian supermarket this spring, and the first one I tried were the Samyang buldak 2x spicy artificial chicken flavor noodles. It was quite an experience.

@peanutm9346

7 ай бұрын

What's your age got to do with it?

@syskeyownsyou

7 ай бұрын

​@@peanutm9346hes saying that he's very late to eating noodles

@bethdoublekickchick8007

7 ай бұрын

I highly recommend Nissin ramen, especially Tonkotsu, Hokkaido miso, and shoyu ramen 😋 Add some nori (dried seaweed) cheese, and whatever you fancy, it's a food coma in a warm bowl! 🤘

@bethdoublekickchick8007

7 ай бұрын

​@@peanutm9346Your comment made me start singing Tina Turner's hit song, "What's Love Got To Do With it?" 😂

@mjrleaguesweetie

7 ай бұрын

@@peanutm9346 most people I know went through a “I ate nothing but instant ramen” phase in their late teens/early 20s

The first cheese dish without raclette and somehow the potatoes look more like raclette than anything else he ever made using it.

@lepidoptery

7 ай бұрын

the potato component seems to mostly be pommes aligot, just unholy.

@fjbon1681

7 ай бұрын

Haha!! That's EXACTLY what I thought, I'm so glad someone else recognized this, too.

@desmcmahon2240

7 ай бұрын

was thinking just this

@karanaima

7 ай бұрын

literally nobody calls it "pommes aligot", it's just aligot

@saadahmad15

3 күн бұрын

Yea

im addicted to all the samyang noodles. after a while you get used to the heat, and the flavor is amazing. they also have the best noodle texture of any brand ive had. you can buy the buldak hot sauce by itself as well and it's soooo good and versatile. makes the best grilled cheese, the best scrambled eggs, etc.

4:03 never heard canoe ever speak with so much excitement in his voice

I feel like the FutureCanoe channel's budget has increased, with the quality of production. Well done 👍👍

@stephendonahue3435

7 ай бұрын

But he can’t buy milk

@Primus_075

7 ай бұрын

Buying all those radioactive chicken to save money is paying off

@jeebtheweeb

7 ай бұрын

I don't

@stephendonahue3435

7 ай бұрын

@@Primus_075bro went out and bought a pot and cheese but not milk that is true commitment

@garyhost354

7 ай бұрын

800k subs. Hitting 30-40k a week now

Those aligot potatoes are actually very technically difficult to execute, you did great!

@zooleykuh

6 ай бұрын

bros not an npc he’s an actual cook he can’t hide it 🤣

@PutRandomNameHere

4 ай бұрын

What is difficult about them? They're just mashier mashed potatoes with cheese lol

@dancesmokesmile344

4 ай бұрын

They actually looked really good

@BedroomPianist

3 ай бұрын

He has a degree in food science, he knows what he's doing

The editing against the man who sounds like he's trying not to transform into a man-shaped pile of dust is such a compelling experience

3:42 I'm pretty sure 1 bite of it would clog all my veins at once

@Joenotmama

2 ай бұрын

Haiyaa! Why so weak?

Right on time for the food poisoning special 🔥

@VibevisionaryI

6 ай бұрын

What do you mean?

I am all for the "but lazier" series. That's the only recipes I have the energy and drive to come up short on. So please continue that. I am also very grateful for the financial advice and investment tutoring this channel provides.

@Ahwleung.

7 ай бұрын

Bro doesn't even wash his rice, the bar is so low you'd have to commission a deep sea oil rig to dig it out of the ground.

@GroovinGuy

7 ай бұрын

YES

@Karl_Marksman

7 ай бұрын

@@Ahwleung. I hear he doesn't even wash his face. Have never seen it clean.

Best cooking channel by far. He is chill unlike every other one

Dude, you are amazing! I was feeling a bit down, but this video lifted my spirits right up! 😂

The only way I've found to remain sanitary and reduce dish cleaning time by 40% is to drain the water and put the noodles directly in the bowl, then mix the spices into the noodles, mix thoroughly, and enjoy however you want. It reduces cleaning by 40% due to you only needing to rinse the pan of the starchywater instead of scrubbing the seasoning from the bottom of the pan.

@AxiereixA

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, i also do that too, but the downside is that with stir fry noodles the texture is not the same. Because the noodles has some retained water in them and you don't stir fry them they end up a bit soupy. Now i just use a small pot to cook noodles with and it cleans easier.

@appelsap45

4 ай бұрын

Why even put the noodles in the pan at all then? Just put em in the bowl, add boiling water to it, let it sit for few min and strain

@1To4IlD

4 ай бұрын

@@appelsap45 EXACTLY how I do it 👍🏽 Then I "RATE it, ONE thru TEEN"

@monicas2461

4 ай бұрын

I don’t wash my rice either. I buy no wash rice!

18:40 NACHOS WITH JALAPENOS, ONION , CRUSHED BACON BITS , CILANTRO AND SALSA VERDE

1:26 made me bust out laughing. I've just been binging all your videos. You always make me smile

I like how you tapped the cheese at 7:13. That was cute.

@allymurphy9971

2 ай бұрын

Also, “It’s not pasta and lobster, but it’s a good one to have on your roster.” You are a poet.

This dude's videos filling me up with confidence that i can do at least something better than others, thanks for this therapy.

Thank you for making instant noodles even more unhealthy than it already is Edit: Thanks for 1.9k likes 😅

@crl_wtz

7 ай бұрын

are*

@SunburnRetrovs

7 ай бұрын

​​@@crl_wtz"are*" only works if the "it" is replaced with "they*." But then again, why would we called instant noodles by pronouns?

@3to4characters

7 ай бұрын

​@@SunburnRetrovs 'they' can also be used when it's a plural form of something, no? It's not just a pronoun.

@-VelrasChaos-

7 ай бұрын

Oh god, we turned roasting Canoe to English Grammer class 😂😂😂

@rivensword8063

7 ай бұрын

@@crl_wtz 🤓

you look tastier than the food you make

@cutestuff9538

Ай бұрын

Ayo broo 😂

@ItzP3ggy

29 күн бұрын

🫃🫃🫃smegsy

@MozrowDrops

24 күн бұрын

Vro wtf

@pacenal_18

21 күн бұрын

The competition ain't so fierce

@sgd_-nh4lg

14 күн бұрын

WUT?

Bro, the cheese in the last one looked like it was curdling 💀

Bro that baby edit 15:20 I died 😂

9:14 saying 8.2 and writing 7.9 -> *chef's kiss*

i love how enthusiastic you are with ur videos.

I actually tried the first recipe. Eating it rn. Absolutely amazing. Can't feel my mouth, but it's worth it

future canoe: makes one slight change in voice tone when he describes food* "im sorry that was too much emotion"

I really like the way you do things on this channel. You inspired me to bake a whole cake from scratch (with no milk or cake flour) because eff it, it doesn’t have to be perfect, just done. We shouldn’t let perfectionism stop us from trying new things/creating cool stuff

@dogdjinn

6 ай бұрын

perfection is the enemy of good

@turntechgodbeheaded

5 ай бұрын

Did it .. taste good ?? With no milk ??

@missmoon1849

5 ай бұрын

@@turntechgodbeheaded SO MANY cake recipes dont have milk in it.

@beenguy5887

5 ай бұрын

​@@missmoon1849and yet so many cake recipes aren't good. coincidence?

@TheImmilky

5 ай бұрын

​@@beenguy5887you don't need milk for a cake to be good

I can listen to this man all night to sleep cuz of how he sounds so much like every teachers teaching in classes.

they all look soo good!!!

1 mashed avocado 1 cup of cooked rice 1 crushed garlic or 1 teaspoon garlic powder 2 tablespoons plain yogurt 2 tablespoons mayonnaise Salt + Pepper to taste You can also add hot sauce/cayenne pepper for a little kick Mix everything together and enjoy Looks very questionable, but is very tasty 😋 Takes 10-15 minutes to make (if rice is already made)

@morzefarraige

7 ай бұрын

the worst thing i've ever done in my life was mixing pasta or ramen with avocados.............. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ashedaces

7 ай бұрын

what on earth 💀

@joshuaferdinands6879

7 ай бұрын

Well thinking about it. It's like avocado sushi roll except no nori and a garlic mayo/ yoghurt sauce.

@eigengrau7698

7 ай бұрын

​@@joshuaferdinands6879imagining fruit and rice go together is kinda hard for me (our people rarely/almost never did that)

@alaranarmstrong3718

7 ай бұрын

@@eigengrau7698 "fruit" while yes it's technically a fruit it's used in savory fashion almost exclusively because it's basically green butter, it's not like any other fruit. Burritos often have both rice and guacamole inside, the latter of which is basically just mashed avocado with salt, lime, pepper, and aromatics and herbs.

4:24 damn that was some unexpected emotion

you're channel is the most realistic food channel that i have ever watched

i just discovered your channel today and you sir are my favorite youtuber now. lol.

obsessed with him insisting on "getting a closer look" at what visually looks like baby vomit. quality content we truly deserve

“i’ve never had a raw men experience quite like this.” 4:06

I actually like his videos very much its relaxing and chill so yeah ❤

this is the first video i've seen from this channel and his narration and jokes with his flat tone the whole way through is fucking hilarious

I like how he makes Cloudy eggs instead of sunny side up eggs.

future canoe

@ookaiyoto

7 ай бұрын

future canoe

@gamingthatsall4253

7 ай бұрын

future canoe

@Marcario

7 ай бұрын

future canoe

@lopi__

7 ай бұрын

future canoe

@nin7485

7 ай бұрын

Future canoe

13:04 📸📸📸 emotions!!! emotions!!! emotions!!!

Getting FutureCanoe to show emotion from how good your recipe is feels like it should be a bragging right that you can use to certify how good it is

the cheese slapping montage absolutely gave me 5 seconds of joy - thanks for putting in the work to make it happen ! 🎉🎉🎉

4:49 Canoe in his Blink eraa

I have to commend you on having the only cooking channel that can make my hunger go away without eating anything!

aw i love you sm

17:49 I’m ngl, just looking at this bowl makes my stomach bubble.

It's weird, I started off this video super hungry and watching those cheesy potatoes noodles made want them really bad. But the last one with all the cheese in the pot got rid of any of those feelings.

2:20 Could’ve used that strainer for the noodles

4:42 that sir is my motto. I'm glad you think the same way.

17:44 not his roommate bullying him too 😂😂😂

I do the rice one ocassionally, what i do is cook the noodles until the sauce is creamy and just pour the whole thing over a bowl of rice. Its not for everyone but its good. The rice paper dumpling recipe is also very very common where i am. Noodle filled spring rolls are literally the most sold out ones.

@RazorRamonMachismo

7 ай бұрын

Look at the rice cooker name WHY>???????????????????

@bollodeath9141

7 ай бұрын

i just shove an onigiri in and mix it. you should try it

@duuda-he9qj

7 ай бұрын

@@bollodeath9141the move from one piece?

Love the content bro!

I live watching your videos cuz it never makes me hungry 🥰

18:35 Irish Nachos. It's typically potato chips, corn beef, green onions and you can use the leftover cheese.

@justine8387

3 ай бұрын

That is horrifying

In Germany, we say: Mach weiter so mit deinen Videos, ich liebe sie.

@pennypony1717

7 ай бұрын

Ik ben het helemaal eens met de Duitsers, vooral doorgaan.

I was watching this while cooking because it autoplay on youtube for some reason and i didn't even hear the stuff I was just hearing cause it sounds peaceful nice voice dude

Love this guy, he’s so full of emotion

My go-to midnight snack is corn chaat Boiled corn kernels, mix in a dollop of butter, some lemon juice, and a lot of "chaat masala" if you can get it from an indian grocery store (I'm sure you'd rather substitute it with a convenient alternative but trust me it will change your life)

@e.g.2261

7 ай бұрын

I was taught a vaguely similar recipe by my dad, microwave corn kernels in a mug,top it with mozzarella (or any mild white melting cheese you have lol) and butter and microwave again. Then add queso fresco, lemon juice, mayo, and mix like your life depends on it. Add more mozzarella on top and microwave for 30 seconds. Just thinking of it makes my mouth water and though I don't often eat indian your snack seems just familiar enough that I could actually try it!

@starryskies0

5 ай бұрын

Any recipe with chaat masala I’ll try 😼 I really like chaat masala

i hope your merch will ship internationally in the future - i'd love to make radioactive food while wearing a futurecanoe apron 🔥

Love ur vids man

Definitely gonna try some of these recipes when I can find fire noodles again. I'm trying to build build up my spice tolerance and the noodles would be a good start. As for my struggle meal that I just came up with while looking for a midnight snack: take some store bought naan or pita bread, put ham (or whatever lunchmeat you've got) and the shredded cheese of your choice on it. Put in the microwave for at least a minute and fold it in half when the cheese is melted but not burnt or gross. It's really good.

This is the only channel that shows us what it's really like to cook recipes from the internet

17:31 Yes, continue "But Lazier"!

9:09 "8.2 out of 10" *shows 7.9 out of 10 on screen*

@lucalopes6667

2 ай бұрын

7.9

18:13 bro's mouth got violated by that cheese.

for the dumpling recipe, i dont think it was cheese sauce, looked like a chili mayo to me, i know some people also like that for sushi :)

You can make baked mac and cheese with that. Just look up a Velveeta mac recipe, but use the cheese slice abomination instead of the Velveeta. It is very important that you go for a BAKED mac recipe, or the texture will be too soupy. (The slices aren't as thick as Velveeta would be.)

One thing my wife and i really like is using half the sauce of a 2x spicy mixed with soy sauce, oil, garlic powder, onion powder and pepper for marinating chicken and pork. We bbq them afterwards over charcoal or wood. The remaining half bag of sauce is used to make the stir fry noodle like usual and then they are topped with the meat and decorated with chives, fresh chili and the seaweed+ sesame pack.

1:24 that's me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy the best thing to happen to me this year his vids never miss 😂

I really enjoy the lazy meals. The birria tacos looked bomb! I'm definitely curious to try the cheesy potatoes ramen! I find adding cheese to ramen makes it too salty for me. So maybe the potatoes will help that. Midnight snacks: Easy bunuelos. Or crazy quesadillas. Both recipes utilize store brought flour tortillas. Because I ain't making masa at 2am homie 😂. For bunuelos just make a cinnamon sugar mixture and set aside. Now, you can either cut the tortillas into strips or leave whole. Then place them in some hot vegetable oil. Fry until a crispy golden brown. Remove and immediately douse with the sugar mixture and enjoy! It's flaky and sweet! I like to have unsweetened camomile tea with that snack. And crazy quesadillas are just layered with whatever is in your fridge! Even leftovers. My go-to is a scrambled egg with green onion and diced tomatoes. Between the two tortillas with melty cheese on both sides inside so it helps keep everything in😋. One more. Chips if broken or tostadas if they're whole. Store bought corn tortillas fried whole and just break them up to make chips and dip in your favorite condiments. I usually keep mine whole and eat them like tostadas. I drizzle a little lime and a mild hot sauce on it, like chalula or red devil when it's late. You can also just top it with cheese and green onion as soon as you remove it from the pan. This way the cheese melts. Enjoy!🫶🏽💚🫶🏽

your vids make me sleepy i watch them before bed to help me sleep lmao

The lack of enthusiasm in his voice LMAO

Dude how tf is this community growing so fast , last time i knew we hadn’t hit 500k and its 800k today ???

@Gaeforhae

3 ай бұрын

1.3 million today?

My favorite lazy/midnight meal is just sausages with a special sauce on rice. - Fry some sausages, add small cuts if you like. - On a separate bowl mix a small amount of water, ketchup, soy sauce, pepper, chili powder to your liking. - Add that mixture on your sausages and let it simmer for a bit until it coats the sausages and the sauce looks creamy. - Then add it on some warm rice and enjoy.

13:56 NUMBER 6 CHEESE why the fuck did I laugh so hard on this one wtf is wrong with me

@lylyart

6 ай бұрын

DW BRO I DID TOO☠️

First ever live reaction from future canoe his laugh

As a certified beggar, I just love this channel, everytime I am starving of food, I just come here and my hunger is gone. Love you man❤

I use Indomie Special Chicken. First I boil about 350ml of water and add in a chicken stock cube, let it infuse and add the noodle block and let them cook through. Then in the bowl I add some miso paste and when it's done you have a pretty great miso chicken broth

@TokiPone

7 ай бұрын

that sounds nasty af 🤮

@aeronmics

7 ай бұрын

Who the fuck let you cook

@hodayfa000h

7 ай бұрын

@@TokiPone no

@hodayfa000h

7 ай бұрын

@@TokiPone shut up furry

@TokiPone

7 ай бұрын

@@hodayfa000h why no

i'm obsessed with the carbo and 4 cheese versions of these noodles! my 2 dollar struggle meals when i cant be bothered to cook

The cut to the cheese attack on the baby had me laughing hard!

Fire video man, the scripts keep getting more refined and you can almost not tell the difference between a real voice and yours. Keep it up bro

proud of u for making it this far!!

Nice video👍 it also reminded me that Blood Orange makes great music🫰

Years I went happy without hearing “ITS EVERYDAY BRO !!!” Thank you

I actually prefer to start my pasta/rice/noodles with cold water, I think it gives you an end result of soft inside and a marginally firmer outside which is a nice texture variation.

"I'm going to attempt the cheese slap montage like Bayashi" Ends up like HowToBasic Mined for copper and found gold

Thoroughly enjoyed watching this journey 😂

is it just me or at 16:20 i can LITERALLY smell the cheese

His calmness is the cherry on top 😊

The color grading at 3:04 has convinced me that the food you make is actually okay and not that much radioactive

@peedtheconqueror

7 ай бұрын

ikrrrr like it's not that radioactive anymoreeee

@lylyart

6 ай бұрын

wdym "okay"... personally i think all of his food looks amazing😭 or have i just been eating radioactive food all this time

when you were spilling the cheese on the noodles with the music (3: 04) I started contemplating my life decisions

I really enjoy your humor