this whole channel is such a cooking mood for me. "hmm, i don't have this ingredient, let's just wing it and use this slightly similar thing instead. what could go wrong" lol, love it

@HelloOnepiece

9 ай бұрын

If anything, thats the point when you truly start to understand cooking and be a proper homecook

@sythenalpha2037

9 ай бұрын

made an off-brand carbonara with mayo instead of eggs and irradiated bacon

@jasper1679

9 ай бұрын

*dish explodes

@qunas101

9 ай бұрын

Honestly, following recipes can be very unmotivating for me because of those rare ingredients that I know I'll have to search in the store and look stupid

@irregulargamer1352

9 ай бұрын

this channel is how I really realized how overrated authenticity and recipe accuracy is. there was an egg recipe and I used leftover soy sauce packets, and substituted most everything. mirin - watered down white wine, rice vinegar - regular vinegar, I was even supposed to use gochujang but just used whatever red chili paste I could find in the latino bodega down the road. was it accurate? hell no. did I disrespect whatever country that recipe came from? probably. do I care? no, because it tasted good and I'm free to do what I want with my food.

i tend to avoid making recipes if i'm missing two or three ingredients, but seeing you go full steam ahead while missing key ingredients has unironically made me more confident to improvise more in the kitchen.

@Rudevald

9 ай бұрын

Honestly you would be suprised what can you make without key ingridients.

@giraffestreet

8 ай бұрын

I don't want to buy new ingredients if I don't know how I'm gonna use the rest of it. Since I cook only for myself, I use as few ingredients as possible to minimize waste.

@AdamantErinyes

8 ай бұрын

I have to edit garlic and anything else from the onion family out of recipes I make because of an allergy, but I still find the food delicious. I use a lot of black pepper and other spices.

@reemab3403

6 ай бұрын

can you inform me about the other spices? I too can't eat onions and garlic and have 0 cooking experience lol. @@AdamantErinyes

@osmoticmonk

6 ай бұрын

@@reemab3403 garam masala has a bunch of spices in it, like cinnamon, cardamom, nutmeg, cloves, black pepper, cumin and coriander. has no onion or garlic powder in it. chipotle powder and smoked paprika are pretty good ways to add some smokiness to your dish. oregano for some herbiness!

This guy is the best cooking channel I've seen. He hasn't gone towards the "making food thats impossible for you to do at home" route most cooking channels do and he's doing what most of us do if we don't have something 🗿

@hotkfclover6169

9 ай бұрын

Yeah... All those "i put it in usual oven on 180° and it's perfectly cooked" while in reality it's either became raw or overcooked. Or like second chapter of this video when he should get eggs not burned on pan without oil.

@imbored667

7 ай бұрын

the ozzy chef that asks his wife what she wants to eat is pretty good too ngl, i deem most of what he does doable at home. While most of the shit nick or josh do, is basically "hey look i made this dish, i made it overly complicated and complex, you can skip half the steps i do but i make it seem necessary" Honestly, for every recipe they do, you can cut half their steps and it will be the same result

@SnoopyReads

4 ай бұрын

If you think making a sandwich with like 5 ingredients at home is impossible you have major problems

@txma.

4 ай бұрын

@@SnoopyReads ? I was referring to the channels that make cooking over complicated and tell you that you need thousands of dollars worth of expensive cookware and equipment

@SnoopyReads

4 ай бұрын

@@txma. save up for a few years and maybe you can afford that dream Dutch oven you've been coveting

As someone from Hawaii who has made hundreds of musubis, if you cut the spam the other way its the exact shape of the can and fits perfectly with the rice, also no need for plastic wrap in the can the rice wont stick to it. Also if you’re feeling lazy just some sugar and shoyu heated up makes for a pretty good sauce. Also you dont need to add the mirin mix to the rice if you dont have it, a lot of places dont, i prefer it personally but its pretty optional.

@techshabby0001

2 ай бұрын

SPAM JAM!

@sundern1689

Ай бұрын

I don't think the plastic was to keep it from sticking. I think it was there for easy extraction. But yeah him cutting the spam that way threw me off.

Even the spam is less radioactive than his chicken

@thatonenoobkid2342

9 ай бұрын

Radioactive, radioactive! ☢️

@hermiona1147

9 ай бұрын

💀

@aswabaqeel1572

9 ай бұрын

Khhhbbbgg2xx good 200k and 7-Eleven is not only for 5 6th and a great idea of what to 50th

@JaceHarnage

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@superbeelover9

9 ай бұрын

Don’t do my spam like that

What I love about his videos is that 75 to 80% of the times, what happens to him is exactly what happens to me when I go like: "I can make this recipe". I feel represented.

Thus guy is the bridge between real cooking channels and HowToBasic

@pvc988

18 күн бұрын

missing link I would say

"I don't wash the rice." Damn I now understand how italians feel when you break noodles in front of them.

@gae_wead_dad_6914

21 күн бұрын

Washing the rice doesn't do anything It actually makes them worse by washing off the starch.

@m_here1

20 күн бұрын

I’ve literally never once washed rice in my life and nothing bad has happened

@giansantos2125

19 күн бұрын

@@m_here1 Did you know they place rice on the road to dry? Even those Posh Rice Brands that are expensive in the Market are dried on the floor.

@giansantos2125

19 күн бұрын

@@gae_wead_dad_6914 main reason to wash rice is to remove things that are not rice that got mixed in the container. like bugs. or dirt. even rice bought in bags have something in them.

@gae_wead_dad_6914

19 күн бұрын

@@giansantos2125 There's rarely anything "that got between" unless you buy your rice straight from the rice farms. There's literally no more "dirt" on store bought rice than there is dirt in pasta.

What happened with the glass pot bubbling over @10:25 was that there aren't many nucleation points on glass (imperfections that allow bubbles to form as it boils). This is why they tell you to add a wooden chopstick when you microwave water in a glass. The water in the pot got super-heated past the boiling point (notice there wasn't much bubbling), so when you introduced the metal whisk, it introduced a BUNCH of nucleation points, so the bubbles formed all at once and bubbled over. Notice that the bubbles immediately subside as soon as you take the whisk back out. You should probably just stick a wooden skewer or chopstick into the pot if you're boiling water in it. Worst case scenario is that the sudden blast of steam sprays super-heated water all over you, so be careful.

@Taabituubi

9 ай бұрын

I've exploded a few cups of coffee like that.

@user-te7xu8em6e

9 ай бұрын

try to put a grape in a microwave

@calumjohnston5343

9 ай бұрын

@@user-te7xu8em6e might be wrong but to make plasma I think u need 2.

@nootnoot630

9 ай бұрын

NERD!!!!!!!

@djpheeze

9 ай бұрын

Superheating is only possible if the water is totally pure and deionized, otherwise the imperfections will become nucleation points. It's only really possible under lab conditions. More likely is that some fat separated out and floated to the top. The water below isn't boiling hard enough to break the surface tension of the oil, so it looks placid until you break the surface, then suddenly it boils over.

Bro the upload schedule is insane! Please dont overdo it, love the content. Love from germany

@clicksnd

9 ай бұрын

Hard agree, its a marathon my guy

@DerUnbbekante

9 ай бұрын

Guten Abend zusammen

@PuffyfishRBX

9 ай бұрын

@@mildredwetbed9791i mean hes just filming cooking and then edits

@LetsPlayDoni

9 ай бұрын

Why you gotta be condescending? We all have some youtubers from 10 years ago who pumped 1 daily video for months to come and suddenly disappeared. @@PuffyfishRBX

@amo313_

9 ай бұрын

DEUTSCHLAND

Spam musubi is pretty much our power bar here on the islands lol. If you need a quick snack or on the go meal, you go to the convenience store and buy a few of them and youre good to go

@smtxs9274

19 сағат бұрын

I've learned island folks absolutely love spam

you have the best cooking channel there is. pure unbridled realism. it's as if I'm cooking the spam myself

"Two cloves of garlic" while pouring in garlic powder is all class!

You're honestly my favorite cooking channel on KZread just cause you show what cooking is really like.

@Ash_G

9 ай бұрын

But some recipes (videos or books) really set you up for failure with their inaccurate dosage of ingredients. Then you sit in front of a pile of steamy garbage, thinking about money you just wasted and wonder about the level of dishonesty in some cooks out there. 🫤

@yzabellekys

9 ай бұрын

Honestly f* Joshua Weissman rn this guys REAL

@KaiSub

9 ай бұрын

​@@yzabellekys I've tried some of Joshua's recipes and they're really good. He's also really entertaining, why the hate?

@therealtrissmerigold

8 ай бұрын

Sorted Food is a great channel too, hilarious and I've learned a lot from them.

@Ash_G

8 ай бұрын

@@therealtrissmerigold Yeah but only 1 of the gang is a trained chef. 😂 My favourite Sorted recipe is that of the full English breakfast.

05:30 the blurred out cheese made me laugh so hard😂

This whole channel Is chef’s kiss perfect. It makes me want to take risks and cook new things, and also sets the bar so low (in the best way possible) that it also removes all fear of messing up. Because you can’t mess up. Radioactive or not, just try it! ❤

the police sirens in the background of the spam fries crunches really added the the experience. great video! :)

@snapdragon5481

9 ай бұрын

i felt like they were coming to get my ass

This channel is the pinnacle of home cooking. "Oops don't have that. I'll use this very similar thing instead."

@emekos_

9 ай бұрын

"You're supposed to chop up peppers and add them but I'm not going to because I'm lazy"

4:04 aka bayashi with more colour grading is spot on

7:42 don’t disrespect my nonna like that cmon man

I wonder if this man is genius enough that he came up with "It kind of looks like the diversity profile of ivy league schools" on the fly or he brainstormed for 15 hours. What a clever, clever man.

@muhammad_zaman1990

9 ай бұрын

what does it mean btw? me too poor to understand ivy jokes 😐😐

@MrMinermation

9 ай бұрын

@@muhammad_zaman1990 so for context im 99% sure futurecanoe is Chinese american. So he's probably acutely aware of how hard it is to get into ivy leagues as an asian Anyway the spam thingy is mostly white (white ppl) , some brown (brown/black ppl) and a little yellow (asian). Asians are "overrepresented" at ivy leagues so they get a small slice like that. Look up diversity quotas in universities! It's a really weird and fucked up thing only Americans could come up with ;)

@mrpandasian8871

9 ай бұрын

​@@MrMinermationayo they mentioned something like that when I watched how high before 😂

@strawberry-rl6oy

8 ай бұрын

​@@MrMinermationwait how can you tell he's chinese American?

@samh4294

8 ай бұрын

it caught me so off guard lmao

The american meat in korean stew joke was actually hilarious lmao I was not expecting that

i just came across your channel last night and i have been obsessed. thank you for the very serious laughs.

I think I love this channel so much because it shows all the messups with just as much gusto as the great jobs

I grew up in the same city that Spam was produced (Austin, MN), I lived a few blocks from the factory. There was this permanent fog that was always outside, and it just smelled like straightup Spam. Watching this video blasted me straight back to being 5 years old and playing outside in the Spam smog, also called the "Hormel Halo" by the locals lmao. 10/10 experience

@arcademusic2962

9 ай бұрын

The "spam smog" is a bit concerning

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

9 ай бұрын

I'd like to bask in spam smog

@hussbilbs

9 ай бұрын

spam fog hits different

@behindyou666

8 ай бұрын

Similar story. My old school was near a bread factory so everytime we played outside we could smell fresh bread😊

@charcoalanderson8010

6 ай бұрын

Hot boxing in the car with spam fog just chillin

It's kind of amazing how you had a great egg flip and one of the worst egg flips of all time in the span of one short video. I'm very proud of you.

Very entertaining. I'm always looking for new Spam recipes. Spam fries are my all time favorite. ❤

I really appreciate the honesty of this channel

I love you man. You make living enjoyable.

@user-te7xu8em6e

9 ай бұрын

yeah

@aconite7911

9 ай бұрын

^

@aquatazer

9 ай бұрын

If you can love yourself also, that’ll make life even more enjoyable. I’m trying to figure out how to do that myself but it’s the end goal

@user-te7xu8em6e

9 ай бұрын

if you can...@@aquatazer

@Plaqueboycutie

9 ай бұрын

The meat riding is crazy

People ate the Korean army stew because there was no food after the war. People would put anything that they could eat since they were so hungry. And Canoe's dish looks exactly how people would have eaten at the time.😊😊 sry for bad English, not a native speaker

@Yumadlol

9 ай бұрын

dont say sorry for that and ur english is fine. ☝️🤓

@FalzarGregar

9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the cool tidbit!

@sf4137

9 ай бұрын

The english is fine.

@snapgab

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, it always cracks me up when internet chefs get super puritan about how dishes like this have to be made, when literally the whole point of how these dishes originated is that a bunch of poor people just slapped together whatever they had. Same with spaghetti carbonara, that was a poor people meal made with basically the cheapest cut of meat you could find, the people who first made it would probably laugh their asses off if they were able to see how people today focus so much on all the tiny little details of how the dish is made.

@HuyBui-no5vu

9 ай бұрын

@@snapgab really ? I thought you gotta get expensive cut of cured pork (sr idk the Italian name) to get a good dish of carbonara I will try tom make a cheap version tonight

Second video of yours I'm watching, and now I know what I am doing this weekend, watching as many as I can.

Am in love with this channel, man's keep it real

SPAM is overhated. Once people find recipes like these, their minds change about it and that's awesome. Not only are they learning about new dishes, they've got an open door to learning about the culture attached to them. The history attached to SPAM is fascinating. The Army Stew is definitely on my To Try list, either homemade or at a restaurant. It's my vibe. All right, thank you. Also, please make a playlist of the music you use in your videos. It's always lit.

@kuronoch.1441

9 ай бұрын

Sure SPAM is just blended ground meat with a lot of every kind of salt, spices, and preservatives, and is inferior to fresh meat in flavor; but for those who could only rely on canned goods for meat, this is a good product to use in a lot of dishes. Same goes for meatloaf and luncheon meat.

@hotkfclover6169

9 ай бұрын

I'm glad that ppl prefer natural meat, not some sh** like spam or sausages

@KoruGo

9 ай бұрын

​@@hotkfclover6169lol no such thing as natural meat

@hotkfclover6169

9 ай бұрын

@@KoruGo ok mr expert

@Hannah-zw9ow

6 ай бұрын

@@hotkfclover6169all of the meat you eat has been processed, which is what spam also is. Processed meat. Do you think it’s grown in a lab?

Wonder what other meals you might try making radioactive, South American dishes would definitely be interesting to see.

@vidal9747

9 ай бұрын

Maybe some feijoada.

@marimationsowo

9 ай бұрын

@@vidal9747 im curious to see what his feijoada would look like lol he better pair it with farofa too

@marisolvaldebenito8212

9 ай бұрын

bro would make the best empanada in the world or the worst one

@vidal9747

9 ай бұрын

@@marimationsowo eu também gosto da minha com laranja e couve, mas aí é opcional.

@marimationsowo

9 ай бұрын

@@vidal9747 óbvio não pode faltar couve!

Man, you’re videos crack me up! I was dying at the IG comments for the Korean dish. Freaking hilarious!

These are comforting

The police sirens during the fries bit really adds to the extreme crimes this man commits inside his kitchen

Korean Army Stew usually has hot dogs and baked beans too, but damn yours looked pretty good 🙂

@apiapi8444

9 ай бұрын

I’ve never had it with baked bean… but thick cut pork belly makes it go hard!!

@chrisbland8946

9 ай бұрын

@@apiapi8444 ooooh, I usually save belly pork for kimchi Jiggae or suyuk, but I can imagine that would work very well too.

@chrisbland8946

9 ай бұрын

@@apiapi8444 Just made it with some pork belly. Fuck me sideways, takes it to the next level. Good shout dude. Now shitfaced after a few bottles of soju and looking for an insulin injection.

Honestly adore how you cracked those eggs. Absolutely decimated them

I enjoy the trial and error of these videos. I also enjoy trying the recipes out

This channel is so bingeworthy. Funny as hell!

Been living in DR my entire life and I never heard of people consuming SPAM here. Like another comments said might be a DR/US recipe.

@mewry6669

8 ай бұрын

Nunca he visto spam en mi vida, ni siquiera en el jumbo 😭😭😭. Eso definitivamente se agregó por algún dominicano en estados unidos.

@notorious809

6 ай бұрын

@@mewry6669en la USA nadie hace eso tampoco

@autumn_leaves1011

4 ай бұрын

loco y yo creyendo que iba a ser el unico que se quedo confundido con esa vaina 😭 en mi vida he visto alguien preparando asi el espagueti en este pais, ya quiero saber yo de donde vio que se hacia asi

Thank you so much, your videos always help when im hungry at 4 am and dont wanna make food! I completely lose my appetite 😊

randomly got here within thirty seconds of watching i subscribed. due to your humor. live laugh and eat is what i go by. cheers✌️

I must say; the timing, selection and placement of the memes are just perfection

Your channel is growing so fast. It's crazy. I started watching your videos since you made the Popeyes sandwich, and I was cackling at that video. You've gained over 300k subscribers since then I believe. Keep it up!

4:32 "even though usually the tip is my favourite part" 😃 "I'll have to shave it off to make it more flat" 😦

Your cooking skills makes me feel better of mine 👏🏽

This man is the most relatable human being and the best cooking channel on youtube

I'm grateful you put Dominican spaghetti in the video but you should also try it with dominican salami (spam but fancy)!

@ujotxx

4 ай бұрын

Real, induveca god

I'm not even Italian but after you break the pasta in half made my heart shatter into millions of pieces

I see you trained in the same school of chopstick mastery as I have. thanks for the awesome spam recipies, my favorite thing to do with it is hack it up and mix it in with hashbrowns and eggs.

Mr. future canoe brings me so much joy. With the millions of food channels on here, you are truly an original ❤

0:52 sweet of enthusiastic Canoe to show unknown KZreadrs like Uncle Roger,

@CliffThePerson

9 ай бұрын

I know he’s so kind

i've watched every FutureCanoe video and this was the funniest one! 🤣

I love spam and after watching this video, you've inspired me to make the fries and musubi! keep up the banger vids :)

Bro I love this channel, honestly hes a really talented cook, and just shows what cooking is actually like for normal people,

@jackblack6676

9 ай бұрын

And yeah honestly everyone has irradiated ingredients

Had a good laugh with the sandwich part. Great video 😂

pretty excited for that ultimate spam sandwich, definitely gonna try that!

I'm genuinely so excited for the Japanese cheese cake... and to see if he fails as badly as I did, or at the off chance succeeds

i love how relatable your content is

@user-px4el3oz6b

9 ай бұрын

Fr😂

ASMR can't get more real than this! The dude is amazing

You are so funny, I'm literally binge watching every video of yours

13:29 THIS is why you're my fave 😂😂😂

That army stew literally makes me drooling in the middle of midnight 😅

to cook rice on the stove you start on the highest temp and when it boils turn it to the lowest temp (low or 1, your stove might even have a small click for the setting)

Im happy that when I try to aim for these recipes that seem to be “easy” and what they actually end up looking like 😂and going thank u for this lovely representation

With Dominican spaghetti you use Dominican salami, not spam. Also the sauce uses Spanish style tomato sauce, which is watered down tomato paste. The sauce needs either evaporated milk, cream, or mayo. Chicken boullion and oregano are needed to make it taste like Dominican food.

6:26 not gonna lie, your sandwich looks way better. not this clean nicely stacked from the shelf look, but the 'I made a burger myself and it looks like trash, but tastes amazing' Look. luv it

@jadedisok

9 ай бұрын

lying for no reason 😭

@ShadedOne_

6 ай бұрын

Here you dropped these🫱👓

The chopstick skills are giving Peter Griffin trying to throw a Dead frog out the window

That stew at 11:13 looks like the appetizer Mr. Krabs makes in that one episode with Squilliam

The world is on fire and your videos are one of the only things that has brought me any joy or laughter in weeks. 🙏 Ty from the bottom of my bruised and broken heart.

Your suspicially solid fundamental techniques don’t bother me one bit and I want this channel to be bigger than any other

loved the video as always. laughed way to hard at the sandwich

That sound check for the spam with the sirens in the background!

Nice work man

I love when fururecanoe uploads at 1am in my timezone

Spam sandwich looked diabolical

That What's Poppin x Heads Will Roll mashiup you use is peak.

this channel bussin.....you stay ready to entertain lol

I'm so glad you tried a Dominican recipe!! Would be awesome if you visit. Dominican Republic is beautiful!! Love my home country 🇩🇴💞💖

LMFAO I tried the exact same egg sandwich last week, also used burger buns, and it went exactly the same. Your relatability off the charts

keep growing! great content!

Man i love this guy’s humor😂😂

6:45 did you unlock your inner snake jaw to bite into that big ahh sandwich ?

spam is unironically amazin fried up, in ramen it's delicious, or just a spam/cheese/egg sandwich. only comment i've made on youtube in years but i love every vid you make, don't overdo it and burn out though

@ureyesrbleeding1

9 ай бұрын

I love fried spam in spicy chili garlic noodles

Tried the spam sandwich recipe and it turned out fine but I added a little bit of butter before i put the cheese on the pan

as a korean, i am very pleased that you made budae jjigae. thank you for making it.

8:30 😂 good one

you should do a video where you try to recreate the foods from your most popular videos to see if you can do them better or worse

Love your content mate

A classic favorite of mine that we called "movie sandwiches" basically follow the steps to make an egg salad, but mix in small cubed spam and sweet relish and put it on bread

"Kind of looks like the diversity ratio of an ivy league school" 😂😂😂 nice brother . And spam looks delicious

"it looks a little pre digested" had me dying XD

The sirens in the background toward the end reminds me of home.

I'm from DR, and usually we make the dishe with salami. I've never had it with spam before. I might try it.

2:12 best chop sticks skills I ever seen

You should try making macrons they are said to be the hardest dessert to make

The skills in that one-handed double egg opening is incredible. 15/10

You make me laugh and enjoy cooking thanks