Hearing "cute animal shaped kawaii foods" in his monotone voice made my day 😂

@bergmik

9 ай бұрын

"i spilled spot remover on my dog and he turned super kawaii desu :3"

@yuttuts3656

8 ай бұрын

Bot

@kzkhslov_

8 ай бұрын

​@@bergmik:3

@cody3335

8 ай бұрын

@@yuttuts3656blot

@bredaspacapan6118

8 ай бұрын

He actualy has a more cheerful tone this time, i noticed something was not as usual 😂

That rice bear looks like it was assassinated in its sleep and then the murderer tried to make it look like a suicide. Crazy how he can tell a story through his cooking...

@heilamwether8911

9 ай бұрын

So true..

@holyalpaca750

8 ай бұрын

I was thinking it was sleeping in the blood of it's victims

@Fuutor

8 ай бұрын

Nice, you made soggy rice with garlic charcoal and burnt Soysauce!

@Birbooo

8 ай бұрын

U forgot that it was thrown into nuclear waste

@ebc6970

8 ай бұрын

Just goes to show you how deep the art of cooking can be... Truly an artist.

That rice bear made me laugh so hard bro never fails to make food into a nightmare 💀💀

@tropistan7735

5 ай бұрын

That bear sent me like nothing has in months. 💀💀

It amazes me how he never fails to make the results look cursed

@MarcAmengual

8 ай бұрын

😂

future is the kind of guy to look at a wall and say, “I have a new video idea.”

@FutureCanoe

9 ай бұрын

true story

@aperson.a

9 ай бұрын

​@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

@Redprint.

9 ай бұрын

​@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

@dimsun7

8 ай бұрын

@@FutureCanoe yrots eurt

@kalakittenblond8401

8 ай бұрын

@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt

Chad the mighty bear defeating the log wielding kaiju at the end was the most cinematic experience of my life

@Dia17ch

8 ай бұрын

And he even had the nerve to put a skip message for the weirdness as if most of us wouldn't enjoy it 😹

@Fujitsu_Scanner

10 күн бұрын

Chad curb stomps like a champ

Sure hope musclebear Chad takes off as a viral recipe. We need more body positivity in the baking space.

@cracuss31n52

8 ай бұрын

How is using steroids body positivity? Clearly muscle bear Chad uses steroids, have you seen his apology video recently?

@justduro1527

8 ай бұрын

​@@cracuss31n52 It was just a woopsy doosy

@WhimsicalGobelin

8 ай бұрын

@@justduro1527 It was just a goof, a laugh, like haha why aren't you laughing

@cracuss31n52

8 ай бұрын

@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.

@WhimsicalGobelin

8 ай бұрын

@@cracuss31n52 I was making a reference to a moistcritikal meme

3:22 A fucking woodo doll😭

he somehow managed to make the “cute foods” look radioactive…

@BeastGamerz281

6 ай бұрын

He lives in Chernobyl

@RusedaHerod-mf2zp

4 ай бұрын

WILD 💀

@ajaytripathi8320

4 ай бұрын

I think the bear was cute ...the carrot smile was adorable lol😅

This is the only yt channel that consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry, and I love it

@Tiger_Lightning_Music

8 ай бұрын

Literally this guy is one of the funniest people I’ve seen on here cracks me up 😂

@yesyeahyes1

6 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@tropistan7735

5 ай бұрын

I don't know why but the knife under the bear's blanket sent me. Ten solid minutes of choking, throat hurting, I'm dying kind of laughter.

Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.

I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.

@bubblegumplastic

8 ай бұрын

I think you'd also enjoy anti chef

@31indujak14

7 ай бұрын

​@@bubblegumplasticthat guy is frustrating to look at he looks like he's digging his own grave while cooking . Future canoe makes cooking fun

FutureCanoe never fails ruining my day with his uploads 🥰

@alext6933

9 ай бұрын

Let's not turn this into pyro's KZread comments section, oh too late

@ron_sr1218

9 ай бұрын

@@alext6933 his comment section just makes fun of his hair every video

@haramunia9111

8 ай бұрын

Futurecanoe’s comments section about to look like WestJett’s

@louisquartersson4555

8 ай бұрын

69.

@louisquartersson4555

8 ай бұрын

i like licking Dic

He nails the Wellington, but botches this. 😂 It's like Gorden over making grilled cheese sandwich. 😅

9:37 This guy must be protected at all costs. No man can be this adorable

11:53 When I tell you I wheezed! This is supposed to be family friendly 😂😂

I feel pretty certain there will be more weird videos on this channel; I'm counting on it. also, the knife is the perfect garnish for the bear!

@RazorRamonMachismo

8 ай бұрын

it is a murder victim from the hood

The rice frying just gets worse and worse and he just keeps going instead of starting over LOL

Second grade humor meets monotone genius dry humor. Unadulterated comedy. You’re going places kid! Love it! Tane out of tane.

3:44 why does the blanket have a terrified expression 😭

FutureCanoe is really pumping videos out. Love it!

@JKFOOTBALL.cc1

8 ай бұрын

pumping them into me 😫

@youtubeur

8 ай бұрын

​@@JKFOOTBALL.cc1bros down bad 💀

@louisquartersson4555

8 ай бұрын

@@youtubeurBro is down tafuk not down bad

That muscle *bear* really "curb stomped" that sea *otter* 💦

@mathisfps

9 ай бұрын

Not my proudest moment tbh but hey

@kuru-chan6644

9 ай бұрын

ill show you whos the boss of this gym

6:36 the bunny looks like it was forced to be on that plate😂😂😂

The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you

Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated

@frayerlewis5292

9 ай бұрын

🙄 Simp 😂

@vertraeumtemoewe

2 ай бұрын

@@frayerlewis5292what wrong with you xD

that bear is nightmare fuel. (edit: the first bear) how did I get 250+ likes…. what..??

@RazorRamonMachismo

8 ай бұрын

looks like a murder scene straight outta compton

@popsicle8694

8 ай бұрын

which one

@CallMeEchoNow

8 ай бұрын

@@popsicle8694 which..? There’s more than one bear..?

@c_m_dylan8150

8 ай бұрын

​@@CallMeEchoNowthe first bear I'm assuming

@rylenstuffsv2

8 ай бұрын

1st one is 5/10 cause I'm gonna eat all the nightmare out of it before it gets me

10:00 you should’ve flipped the cheese smile to a frown before you put it back down for extra comedy

I love the fight between the brioche buns! So amazing!

futurecanoe: censors dumbbell also futurecanoe: 11:48

You've outdone yourself with this one, pretty funny. Nice job team 👏🏻

@darrengordon-hill

8 ай бұрын

yEEAAAh

"It never folds into a perfect omelet when i want it to..." that's a real moment we can ALL relate to.

10:58 don’t hide it i already saw it

@Songoku-fb2ck

6 ай бұрын

ITS A CO-

Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!

Once again he never fails to make me feel demotivated to cook 💪💪💪

Canoe quickly became my favorite food influencer and my opinion is not changing at all

For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop

I loved all of these lol but the fight with the overly muscular bear and the otter was too good 💀 rip otter 😭

3:31 there is a episode of Mr bean were teddy gets kidnapped and replace by some creepy bear................it's giving that☠️☠️

i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT

@HITARIX

8 ай бұрын

I feel sorry for you.

@hotkfclover6169

8 ай бұрын

Usually when I behave like that every woman and men stay away

@jjsm420

8 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@hotkfclover6169

8 ай бұрын

@@jjsm420 simp as long as you wish, not that anybody found your house and wrote simp on your window with something

@jjsm420

8 ай бұрын

@@hotkfclover6169 is that a threat!?

8:25 oh its the Doug Doug otter!

@Jay0.7

4 ай бұрын

Rosa‼️‼️

for your brioche, egg wash with a whole egg beaten well with like 2tbsp water. You can egg wash multiple times for a more consistent finish

11:48 what an interesting fight

4:20 you shouldve put some b...ketchup on the knive too hahaha

10:47 y u censored the space ship?🤭

It's incredible how the amount of effort he puts is inversely proportional to how disastrous the outcome's gonna be💀

The reason you can't cook eggs is because you are using the wrong kind of pan for eggs. I promise you that you could make perfect eggs if you just get a proper teflon pan. BTW, I love your channel!

I googled "Bear and Otter doing dirty stuff" and now I'm here

I was anxiously waiting for a good instagram post for this video. any reaction from any of these dishes were going to be golden

1:36 that rice is darker than my future 💀

@Cocaine4kids69s

7 ай бұрын

It's just as dark as me!

@ZaliahDread

Ай бұрын

​@@Cocaine4kids69sas bla- dark as my brother!

"Ethnically-inclusive Bear" 😂

@elucified

9 ай бұрын

*inclusive lol

awhh thats so considerate of you to make a dumbell for muscle bear 🥰😊

His first successful boiled egg peel.... a historical moment guys

the sleeping bear looks like a crime scene 😭😭😭

5:30 It helps to peel the eggs under running water or in a bowl of it.

"So, basically, the body composition of an active user of steroids." **Liver King Appears** 10:33

Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!

I can’t stop watching these videos. I just love your sense of humor.

this was definitely the strangest video on this channel i hope it happens again lmao

This is one of the best videos I've seen this week. I woke up a bit sad today, but this made me smile. Thank you!

Your execution of cocaine bear was pretty accurate 🐻🐼i liked the boiled egg ones better 👌 thn your destroyed heart shape omelet really shows how you care for us😌and yeah your haunted baymax brioche bun 😈 looked good with his upside down buddy maxbay!! All together nicee job team👌👌

4:47 Wow, You must really like eating carrots as soon as you wake up!

Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂 But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well

It’s great to see someone else play with the food and have fun, so much more relatable and better to watch

This channel is growing fast. Congratulations. Cute animals

You are awesome and one of my favourite chef KZreadrs.

The face reveal in this video was really unexpected

7:56 love of bro's life died in an accident more terrifying than that egg

Face reveal at 6:27

3:12 goat eyes

Gotta be the first time I've seen a brioche dough be sexually abused

I never laught so much during a cooking video, thank you

The cute otter brioche destroyed me 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

@aurorafrestadius

8 ай бұрын

This was also like your best video so far! I just can't, love your content!

Thank you so much for these videos they never fail to make my day

4:47 why did you have a carrot in your bedroom? 🌚

I really enjoyed the silliness of this video!

This was a great journey! 😄 I'm so happy I stumbled upon your channel! 🙂

11:30 Is based on real events.

3:56 that’s not a bear, that’s a bour

This might be my favorite one yet!

This man never fails to make good looking food into an absolute abomination of a meal.

The killer bear's named Frederic and you can't convince me otherwise. Just feels right.

10:38 the steroids bit always gets me 😂

You never fail to make me smile and laugh by the way good job on making a perfect peeled egg :)

Been loving your videos, excellent flavour.

I was not expecting a halloween episode in September.

3:39 bro made dobby

@Jona-cn3le

2 ай бұрын

He really did!

the little giggle he made after the otter chesse joke was Kawai

The otter one holding well his log i guess 😅🤣 got me the most and then the muscle bear mounting him was the sprikels ontop of the donuts 🍩 😅 😂

4:06 radioactive psychopath bear 😭🫶🏻

4:02 curse of chucky

I love this video cuz I haven't had a good laugh in a very long time 😂, great video and love your cooking ❤

Rice Bear is the nightmare having a nightmare but he is smiling through it. 😭. CUTE

had a really busy day today. Your video just made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that bear with a pink sausage 😂😂😂😂

I deeply appreciate your ability to show "close enough" substitutions - I'm so averse to going off-recipe at all that I don't make some food I want to try making because I can't justify the "one-off" cost of buying something I'm only going to use for the one recipe. Might actually try making some stuff and using the leftovers to sub in different recipes.

I can’t express how much I enjoy your comedy. You have a really funny delivery on all your corny jokes so that I always laugh. Please never change

“1 through TaYn” 💀

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time lmao, that is the best cooking video on the internet

That was the Most emotional story have ever witnessed. When Muscle Bear Curb stomped hot dog Otter It made me CRY

Broooo, I think this might be your best video yet, a masterpiece I would dare say

11:17 that looks like a lobster