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@4nng.e1

28 күн бұрын

I LOVE UUU

@osuplaeyurreallygood

28 күн бұрын

0:45 I guess that's why you took the betterhelp sponsorship! Now we know!

@snowerra5881

28 күн бұрын

​@@osuplaeyurreallygood 😭😭😭

@Nuevakain

28 күн бұрын

Do mama Joan's jerk chicken

@SanityPotion776

28 күн бұрын

been using Factor for the last year or so. Would recommend.

Do you guys notice that he actually sounded more enthusiastic when reading the ads? They must have paid him real good there 🤣

@ashborn_7

28 күн бұрын

FR XD

@rivensword8063

28 күн бұрын

Factor has an unlimited budget so you best believe

@edJoeMiller

28 күн бұрын

I think it's the excitement of having edible food regularly around loooool

@xani666

28 күн бұрын

Probably just enthusiasm from getting paid to eat someone's else food

@YurttheSilentChief1

28 күн бұрын

Paid enough to afford another raclette lets goooooo

The thing is that "radioactive" chicken is normal, its just everyone is so used to seeing chicken in perfect lighting that when they see canoes chicken without good lighting they freak out.

@hinatakuro2213

28 күн бұрын

Lies

@TheKastellan

28 күн бұрын

Ok that chicken breast in this video looks okay, but in some other videos no way you can tell me those are not radioactive.

@druidplayz2313

28 күн бұрын

Yea dude my grandma has yellow walls and omg the chicken there has such a green hue

@KKarma233

28 күн бұрын

@@hinatakuro2213 no cap

@KKarma233

28 күн бұрын

@@TheKastellan also, some meats have a blue/green hue that comes from dye that butchers use so thats also a reason

Your cooking is the only type I have seen on KZread that makes Factor look like a better alternative; no wonder they sponsor you.

@hausofjulian

27 күн бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@Appaddict01

22 күн бұрын

😂

Insulting that many different nations in one video is outstanding.

@rumovonzamonien

13 күн бұрын

The american special 💪

I love when Canoe fills me up with his content 🥰

@user-zn5kc7vi5c

28 күн бұрын

Boom vine sound effect

@random.lyy.

28 күн бұрын

I feel so creamy when he fills me up 😍

@hyunsunfish

28 күн бұрын

get a little creative w comments mf

@muk519

28 күн бұрын

What did he say sound effect

@KR-ys1io

28 күн бұрын

ayo

damn did the chicken noodles fail so bad you didnt even want to show them😂💀

@kudakwashemarerwa4344

28 күн бұрын

Oh so I wasn't tweaking then😂

@kronoskai2738

28 күн бұрын

Can imagine - when noodles cook they get soft and pliable. When meats cook they get firm, especially when boiled. Either they failed so hard, or they're in a different video

@FrederikSchumacher

27 күн бұрын

There's recipes you try for a laugh and clicks on youtube, and then there's boiling meat crimes.

@jhtv5757

27 күн бұрын

@@kronoskai2738 I could see cooking them sous vide being ok but you'd probably want them even thinner?

@toastedt140

27 күн бұрын

I thought the joke was he just fried the chicken and ate it because he was distracted watching Rick and morty

His ingredients always have that nice green glow.

16:59 It's the amount of food you eat at the end of the day after being hungry all day. You can reduce that feeling by eating less, or by lowering the amount of carbs.

@SamVimes27

27 күн бұрын

Yes, definitely. You can easily do one meal a day and feel great after eating, you just have to eat normal stuff and not the junkiest junkfood I have ever seen in my life.

@sdfggdfg5fgdfg

27 күн бұрын

yes, with less or no carbs in your OMAD ( a big junk of meat) you won't feel the post meal coma quite as much But there could be a different problem where your digestive system can't stomach a lot of liquid rendered fat and makes you terribly sick. To combat that just keep the temperature below the rendering point of the fat. (dont make it well done, make it rare at like 50°C)

@ginj8134

20 күн бұрын

@@SamVimes27starving yourself is never a good way to diet

@SamVimes27

20 күн бұрын

@@ginj8134 I'm not starving myself. Not eating for 24 hours isn't difficult at all for me. I don't even do that for dietary reasons. It's as simple as it can get: I just rarely got hungry until 2 pm and that's two short of a time span for me to squeeze two meals into. For the rare occasions I just so happen to get hungry earlier, I always have good yoghurt, cranola cereal and fruits at home and at work.

@ginj8134

20 күн бұрын

@@SamVimes27 I’m not saying that I’m saying that people who eat two to three meals a day just stopping all together and eating once isn’t good. Their body’s aren’t used to it and it can result in vitamin deficiency’s. Me myself am like you I don’t get hungry until late but I’m used to that. People like you and me aren’t starving ourselves by doing that because it’s what our body is used to and we get enough vitamins and nutrients. But other people don’t.

My fasting method is watching your videos, I instantly don't want to eat food ever again 🥰

@justsoap4749

28 күн бұрын

Bru this not ig reels

@burtbacarach5034

28 күн бұрын

Harsh

@fuzzydorito6105

28 күн бұрын

Thats crazy

@sajed5266

28 күн бұрын

Lmao​@@justsoap4749

@rachelliebenberg5079

28 күн бұрын

Is ur pfp Hyunjin from Skz?

NEVER ENDING RACLETTE

@dogeking_15

28 күн бұрын

RACLETTE

@dogeking_15

28 күн бұрын

RACLETTE

@dogeking_15

28 күн бұрын

RACLETTE

@REALLsequel

28 күн бұрын

RACLETTE

@dogeking_15

28 күн бұрын

RACLETTE

I luv this guy.

@Northwood420

28 күн бұрын

Dun't we all

the thing you mentioned about the meals at the end of the video! The way I fixed that issue for myself is by eating small things throughout the day. Instead of one big meal, I would eat like 5 small ones. What happens is that after your blood sugar is so low for so long, eating a meal makes it go up dramatically and then you get a big crash right after. The way to prevent it is to make sure you're not too low on your blood sugar for too long. If you eat small snacks then you also will still get the productivity of how you feel on an empty stomach.

Canoe watching mr ballen is the crossover I needed today

@mysteryguy2330

28 күн бұрын

Yes

@ItsKryptick

28 күн бұрын

he just like me fr

@alll39n

28 күн бұрын

so more of us do exist

@cutepotatoes208

28 күн бұрын

agreeeed

@user-ss1jr2nw9p

28 күн бұрын

OMG SAMEEE

food straight from the thermal plant 🗣🗣🗣🗣

Hi Canoe! Binged all of your videos and now waiting for my next fix. 16:53 What can help is the term hara hachi bu (腹八分目) or "eat until you're 80% full.” When we eat, we use a lot of energy so when we stuff ourselves, our bodies becomes parasympathetic (resting phase). When you eat up to 80ish percent, your body wont work as hard to break down all that you’ve eaten. Hope this helps!

@Kosher_Salt374

26 күн бұрын

I second this, it really works.

Awwww. Futurecanoe has found a beautiful Greek girl. Sweet.

@Jagg3dr

13 күн бұрын

Where you find thst?

@pulatelephonics

11 күн бұрын

@@Jagg3dr he was talking a mix between asian and greek cuisine and said it described another situation

favourite youtuber atm. canoe when i eat, canoe before i go to sleep. goated channel

@chixbu

27 күн бұрын

same here :D

@hcnye

18 күн бұрын

You should probably find more things you like doing than just this

I'm a Greek and seeing tzatziki and saying it right, it makes me happy.

@iliaskar97

28 күн бұрын

@@BobDevV no no I'm Greek, I'm born in Greece

@draftymamchak

28 күн бұрын

tzatziki is just cacık but Greekified

@nathangerrard9792

28 күн бұрын

@@iliaskar97 how do you say gyros?

@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX

28 күн бұрын

@@nathangerrard9792 yeurose. that's how i was taught. also a single gyros is still a gyros, no such thing as one gyro

@Sekiro_lover

16 күн бұрын

​@@nathangerrard9792 mayonnaise

as a Korean, the way FutureCanoe enjoys Thursday meal is a proper(?)way lol😂 SsamMu(pickled radish) with Ssamjang(beanpaste) goes so well

@laila6253

27 күн бұрын

it sounds really good !! i wna go to kbbq now ahhaha

Watching you blow torch that shashimi was like watching a car filled with all my family crash into my favourite pub

Futurecanoe never fails to fill me up with happiness. I can feel it coming inside me

@fuzzydorito6105

28 күн бұрын

💀

@eh2581

28 күн бұрын

Lol I always thought Futurecanoe would bottom better.

@Ganteeee

26 күн бұрын

AYO

@Lyoko104

25 күн бұрын

sometimes i want to fill him up too :(

He finally got away from Betterhelp 👏😭😭 Good job bro! ❤❤

@azaria868

28 күн бұрын

🤣🤣

@userther9569

28 күн бұрын

Now he just needs to stop using Drake music in his vids

@redinktarot

28 күн бұрын

@@userther9569his next 8.7/10 with the ligma fork toss should be accompanied with “sometimes you gotta pop out and show ni-“

@kevinpaulin7690

28 күн бұрын

And when there’s another scandal or whatever, you’ll still give him shit for no reason. There wasn’t any reason to point this out-like at all

@thelleviathan6015

27 күн бұрын

​@@kevinpaulin7690except betterhelp is a terrible company and we are glad to see are npc chef doesn't have anything to do with a terrible company

As a future nutritionist, I don't recommend OMAD or big fasting, that is why u get the tranquilizer feeling, try to make it 2 meals more spaced or a smaller fast

@alicatdotcom

27 күн бұрын

I've found 2 meals a day a good balance! Typically around 12pm and 5pm seems to make me feel the best!

He’s a Ballen fan I have even more respect for this man now.

Damn bro, you popped off on Friday! Also I really love how the "Damn!" or "Yummy yummy" clips only come in when the food absolutely slaps lol.

@baileymoore7779

28 күн бұрын

Are you Aussie? Just wondering cuz I was like wait it's not Friday is it? (I'm in America so it's Thursday)

@j0gi

28 күн бұрын

@@baileymoore7779 (9:57 Friday!) Lmao

@DartictheuniC

28 күн бұрын

@@baileymoore7779 friday in the video bro

@baileymoore7779

28 күн бұрын

@@DartictheuniC haha well I feel sheepish

I've been having a terrible week and seeing you upload has given me a dopamine boost

A good way to help with feeling better after a meal is to go a walk. Ye I know, it sounds crazy. All you want to do is just put your feet up and chill. But trust me bro... It makes you feel so much better after. You get that tummy full feeling with that serotonin release. What a mix. :)

I really appreciate how similar our diets are (costco just bare chicken, costco sauce, ranch). It's pretty cool to see this channel become a casual single costco shopper's recipe channel

"purple-ish green tone" I see it's true but it's crazy because those are almost opposite sides of the colour wheel 😭😂

About being too tired after eating, if that what you meant..i dealt with that by dividing my meal and not eating it all at once, but not huge gaps in between, of course. It helps even lose weight since it will get u to eat less without knowing

I was feeling super lonely, but I watched this video and it comforted me ❤️ Thanks for putting such good stuff into the universe, FC.

Mr Ballen while eating is so real

I watched it at 3 am and immediately stop feeling hungry, ty 😍

I honestly think the cucumber roll looks really good, very proud of your assembling skills!!

This was so calming and chill. And a realistic and relatable meal prep 🥘

I havent laughed this hard warching a FutureCanoe video in a long time! Thank you!

I’m addicted to this little boy his so funny for a person with dead soul💕💕

Seeing your weekly meals is a treat! I love how you keep everything so varied and interesting. Thanks for the inspiration!

Man I love your content, just the right amount of everything ❤

I genuinely don't know how your meals can look so good but so, so radioactive

im convinced dude lives near chernobly

I’ve been doing OMAD for a while now, the only way I have found to combat the sleepiness after eating is by not combatting it at all. I’ve just started eating an hour or so before I go to bed that way it’s not a hindrance.

@Appaddict01

22 күн бұрын

He should try 16-8 or 16-6 so two meals a day. I’ve been doing it for almost two years and sleepiness isn’t an issue.

@kokana24

18 күн бұрын

This is the way. It's helps me sleep better when I'm not thinking about food as well. If you do your one meal to early, you got to bed hungry.

Omg i've been waiting for you 😢 watching your video ease my mind

OMAD then helping achieve it by sleeping the rest of the day

This is the best birthday gift yet, having futurecanoe upload a new Video 😄

@MsR87376

28 күн бұрын

🎉 happy birthday to you buddy 🎉

@MayrosetheMVP

28 күн бұрын

Happy birthday have a good one!🎉🎉😊

@Katha-banana

28 күн бұрын

@@MsR87376 Thank you!!

@Katha-banana

28 күн бұрын

@@MayrosetheMVP Thank you!!😄

I recently found your channel, and you have inspired me to cook more interesting food. Thank you.

For the pizza crust: 1 cup AP Flour (sifted) 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons oil (vegtable is cheapest for me, so I use that) 4 tablespoons of water (trying with more, but that is about all I can manage for some reason) That should roll out into a decent 12 inch sheet roughly a quarter to a half centimeter thick or so. Buying a costco 50lbs bag of flour for 20 dollars lasts for literal months for a single person, regardless if it's for pizza, pie, noodles, etc.

If you have slightly frozen chicken, you can cut them much thinner for your noodles.

2:30 this guy knows his memes

A good tip i learned when rolling dough is to flour your rolling pin and the board as opposed to flouring the dough and board

I might be the only one but the throw back clip of Björn Skifs made my heart smile.

To make the best tzatziki, here is the recipe. For a kilo of yogurt you need one cucumber grated 4-6 cloves of garlic, salt, pepper, vinegar and olive oil. Grate the cucumber and add salt to it, leave it for 5-10 mins to release the juices that way you don't have to squeeze much, and it makes the tzatziki less watery. Put the cucumber in the yogurt add pepper, the garlic (I prefer it minced but grated is OK too) and almost equal amounts of olive oil and vinegar the tzatziki should be mildly peppery and garlicky (I overdo it sometimes). Stir it intensely with a fork and let it rest for at least 1 hour for the flavours to combine (better to leave it overnight).

@guapodel

20 күн бұрын

Bro, we just seen the best way to make it. Get in line for 2nd place.

the rapidly increasing appearance of the air fryer since you got it is so real. it's rlly just like that.

amazing video bro. hope you are feeling well physically and mentally ☺

You are seriously one of the most wholesome channels out there. Majority of stuff I see on the internet are kinda unrealistically perfect but you suck just as much as I do which dissolves that internet bubble and helps me feel less like a total failure. You are such a sweet and genuine person and I hope youre doing well.

What happened to the chicken strip/noodle ?

@pathos3807

28 күн бұрын

I'm high on believing it was probably disgusting

7:31 is literally me rn watching u while eating

I actually like how real practical this is

FUTURE CANOE DROPPED A VIDEOOOOOOOOO

2:39 he used a filipino made sound lezz goo proud filipinoo❤❤🎉🎉🎉

@Yozora057

15 күн бұрын

Kababayan 🗣🗣

potatoes 4, washed and boiled onion 1, carrots 2, garlic cloves 2 chopped and fried in butter. beef or doe can (8 ounce) to fried onions and carrots slight mash for potatoes and in to the mix of all. mix all up and heat evenly.

if you don't want a tranq dart for a meal I would recommend a light mid day meal to break the fast, I like salad with chicken and fruit and plenty to drink, with a massive meal before bed is what keeps me the most zapped especially with carb heavy meals the insulin spike and subsequent food coma will make you feel sluggish so if you want that feeling of not being food coma id recommend lighter more frequent meals, or keeping the large meal to the end of the day gl canoe

8:47 i got that same phone stand, so clutch

instant click, thank you future canoe for the upload

Ive been on the omad diet for over a year and its worked realy well for me i recommend giving it a go if you wanna cut some fat

I love when Canoe fills me up with his content

I luv this guy

@Saturnion1

28 күн бұрын

Me too

I love FutureCanoe for risking He's showing us exactly what not to do when cooking🎉🎉🎉

That sushi roll thing... just pure art

If you make pizza in a pan, you can also heat it up on the stove a bit before putting it in the oven. This way you can guarantee a crispy bottom. Or a buent one if you overdo it..

hi canoe! :) feeling like you never wanna move again after eating is mostly caused by either too much food in volume, too much fatty food or you ate something that your body can not process very well / you are allergic to it. after watching the video i'd say try a bit less oil/fat or even meat in your dishes or eat about two thirds of what you would normally it. Also eating deserts or other high-sugar containing foods after a big meal is not optimal for your digestion. your stomach will stop digesting your main meal to concentrate on the desert because its sugars are more easy to convert to energy than your main meal, especially when it's fatty. hope i could help! love your videos btw :)

i think bro got a girlfriend

@dogol284

24 күн бұрын

you misspelled sugar daddy

@Jagg3dr

13 күн бұрын

Where ?

nothing beats the good ol' authentic italian bbq ranch chicken pizza frpm the airfrier

Don’t know about you all guys but I’m super excited about this new video

The food doesn’t look that radioactive anymore . The chicken is still radioactive tho - . Ngl the end result looks good

5:09 end of ad

MrBallen and FutureCanoe! Spooky food video is a must pleasse

I love when canoe fills me up with his content 😉

Mr Ballen reference 🫡

Those chicken noodles must have REALLY turned out awful if he wasn't even able to show them in one of _his_ videos

this was so refreshing (i'm currently having exams to me this was premium entertainment) also that salmon🤤

i love your videos please always keep cookin

Being sleepy after eating may be a sign of your glucose spiking, which is not good on your insulin and hormones, maybe check with your doctor and do the blood test, but not only the glucose one, it may come up normal. Do the insulin levels before and after eating+ after 2 hours have passed, to see how it fluctuates. You can curb glucose spikes by eating in this order: 1. veggies/fiber 2. Proteins 3. Dessert (i.e. starches and sugar). Don't eat your carbs without protein and fiber. Also, 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar diluted in a cup of water before meals will help too. Anyone who's interested, look up glucose goddess.

@sourcherrypie

28 күн бұрын

P.s. taking a walk after a meal helps massively too

what happen to the chicken noodle???

You should buy garlic naans and use those as pizza crusts. They are such a good analogue and even cheaper than premade pizza crusts.

You can also get honeynut squash in northern NJ. Saw some this past fall.

I. Like how he is one of the only funny youtuders who is honest and is still funny

“Your sister’s sauce”??? 🤨🤨 is it just me who heard that 1:05

@esther_aiyanna

26 күн бұрын

I heard it too 😂😂

Bro just posting here to say thank you. You really encouraged me to cook some stuff even if I don't have all the right ingredients, sure it isn't always the best but hey it's mine and it's better than ordering all the time or going to the store to look for yet another youtuber ingredient that rarely exists in my country

You try, and you show us, and I respect you so much for that.

at 8:54 anyone know what he was watching while eating

@lonelycubonetradingco

13 күн бұрын

mrballen

10:33 He mixed it with spoon and not ligma fork??? Blasphemy!!!

Watching Futurecanoe in public but occasionally looking up and shaking my head so people don’t think I cook like this.

My mom has been buying Factor meals for the past month and they're surpisingly good.

I was today years old when I found out the way I've been eating meals every day has a name... OMAD. Ever since I had the gastric bypass surgery back in 2004, I just eat one huge meal a day, and snack throughout when needed, which really isn't often considering I just don't get hungry anymore. Food itself has lost any and all meaning beyond fuel for my pointless, lumpy meat-sac.

@tny-

28 күн бұрын

that's like, the #1 benefit in intermittent fasting in my opinion, that it heavily blunts your hunger and makes food less of a nag in your daily life. makes dieting pretty easy when you aren't micromanaging every calorie.

I click on his video so fast😂😂

Dark, strange and mysterious delivered in story format

15:04 Now that's wild man 😂

I have never seen anyone eat using tongs, scissors and fork💀

@no-Zbee

16 күн бұрын

That really isnt that weird i think its just you

@Fantom4t5

16 күн бұрын

@@no-Zbee wdym it's just me This looks uncomfortable and inefficient not to mention he just could have used a fork and a knife