SURPRISE!!!! Happy 100th episode guilty whores, this episode came out early for you, because that is exactly what the plan was, and NOBODY made a mistake. Love you!!!!

@ambriaashley3383

Жыл бұрын

Love you, too!!! Best mistake ever. Happy 100th and here’s to 100 more babyyyyy!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I know you're looking for it....Garrick's rant about Jasper begins at 31:11 🤣🤣

@leitoralunatica5336

Жыл бұрын

Tks😅

I hate how Edward has been alive for over a hundred years with multiple medical degrees but somehow forgot the necessities for a human camping in a snowstorm lmao

@familiarscarx

Жыл бұрын

That part NEVER made sense to me..Alice says bring a jacket. Like...???? Bring an insulated snow suit!

@D_Dizzy_

Жыл бұрын

He's also unbelievably rich and can buy the most high end camping gear! 😂

Oh no this feels like an accidental upload I SHOULDNT BE HERE

@jjunture

Жыл бұрын

I’m afraid to click away until the very end, just in case it disappears.

@bt983

Жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhh

My favorite thing is that they are not aware of the twilight knowledge of Stephanie Meyer being a Mormon and this entire series being an allegory for Mormons. Her brother was the inspo for Jacob and it make sense for all of the native, and civil war shit because of her Mormon background. Also Bella was her writing a self insert book being lusted after by everyone 😂

@MegMagnolia

Жыл бұрын

I came from listening on Apple Podcasts to make this comment! 😂

@heyimsasa

Жыл бұрын

i also remember something about the cullens being modeled after the leader/creator(?) and when i look up pictures, i'm like, "ya, checks out." LOL

@hsmoscout

Жыл бұрын

yeah and it makes the whole series messy and gross with these wild undertones of misogyny and racism and creepiness that all make sense when you find out about the mormonism

garrick is so right, every aspect of this franchise is impacted my stephanie meyer’s insane mormonism

The realization that Jacob imprinted on a hypothetical has haunted me to this day

Garrick!! You’re a legend for bringing up Jaspers Confederate sympathizing ass!!!! UGH. S. Meyer notoriously did not want any POC in the Twilight movies & pushed against it bc it wasn’t “her vision” smh. Also she failed to do proper research on the Quiluete tribe, made some a shady comment about Mexican people in the book, & endorsed Taylor Lautner’s white self playing a Native American person. Smh she is no hero. Not at all.

Some intel from a hardcore twihard back in the old days: Kristen had just played Joan Jett and her hair just wasn’t fit for the role of Bella anymore. As to why the wig department fumbled so bad, it’s a mystery for the ages.

Garrick's face when Kelsey said "enrobed".... I have ASCENDED 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@kparker905

Жыл бұрын

Wait when?

@ceelouisa2350

Жыл бұрын

@@kparker905 47:27 😂

Stephanie Meyer is Mormon actually so you were very close Gerrick! If I remember correctly I think that’s why there’s such a emphasis to wait for marriage to have sex. Also that Jacob is a metaphor for homosexuality and how in new moon Bella says, “it’s not about who you are but what you choose to do” and alluding to how Mormons think being gay is a choice and morally wrong. Very much a huge Mormon allegory which as a queer person I find both deeply entertaining and horrifying when I heard about it.

Cee-lo actually was accused of sexual assault and was fired from the voice . Leading to him laying low after

@hailey7368

Жыл бұрын

Lol when they were talking about how he's just chillin' now I was like 😬😬😬

@lenayedabae313

Жыл бұрын

@@hailey7368 me too. I know he still making music but im not sure how the case came out

@ambriaashley3383

Жыл бұрын

@@lenayedabae313 he wasn’t charged, so it ultimately did not go anywhere & never saw a trial. I blame that on SA cases being notoriously hard to prove and I still side eye the man 👁️

@Candies1Creations

Жыл бұрын

Right, he definitely didn't do it right

@monie802

Жыл бұрын

Literally came here from Spotify to see if anyone commented this. He the opposite of did it right. He did it very, very wrong….

Maybe it's just me, but I think Zack is looking so *refreshed*.. That honeymoon/vacation brought out SPARKLES ✨🔥

18 minutes in and they're discussing hotwifing. Insane way to celebrate 100 episodes.

When I was a young teen and I was fully in my Twilight phase, Eclipse was my favourite book. Reading it again as an adult or watching the movie, you really see how HARD Stephanie went in with her Mormon shit

The picture of Zach in the background next to Kelsey😂💖

Zach saying Dakota Fanning and Brittney Murphy were in Jersey Girl instead of UpTown Girl is very funny to me. I would love Dakota in a Kevin Smith film.

@horrorhaley

Жыл бұрын

I came here to see if anyone else said this. The fact that it took them so long to correct the Dakota/Elle thing and then they get the movie wrong. 💀

@hawaiishoegirlie

Жыл бұрын

I WAS SCREAMING in my living room at "Jersey Girl" and there was NO CORRECTION.

I would honestly love a guilty pleasures book club of twilight

@ThatHashtagShowTV

Жыл бұрын

Check out @smellsliketeenangst They did a whole thing

AN EPISODE ON SATURDAY? We are BLESSED!!!

I feel like I have the unpopular opinion of thinking the original actress for Victoria would've been so good. I haven't seen her in much but I think she could've played her even more sinister. I wasn't "scared" or threatened by Bryce Dallas Howard's portrayal (not saying it's bad, she just gave a different energy to the character).

@hawaiishoegirlie

Жыл бұрын

Plus that wig was SO EFFING STIFF and CHEAP LOOKING

@jessice293

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t even realise that was Bryce Dallas Howard

No one correcting Zach calling Uptown Girls “Jersey Girls” made me shed a tear tbh

@horrorhaley

Жыл бұрын

SAME. I was so happy when they finally corrected the Dakota/Elle mistake. And then he says the wrong movie. 😭💀

About Kristen’s hair in the Twilight series. They go over this in the twilight podcast btw, but basically she wore wigs in all of the movies (maybe not the first one) she had to have short hair for The Runaways movie and had to have different hairstyles for her other projects outside of Twilight.

@jettybetty3173

Жыл бұрын

Also Kelsey I have those same pants! They look great! And desperately want more Miles in Guilty Pleasures. ❤

@D_Dizzy_

Жыл бұрын

The first one was just clip in hair pieces

As someone from the same town as Charlie Swan, who's mom went to high school with him, saying he could play Joel is probably the sweetest thing someone could say lol

Ariana, what are you doing here? 😂 GP on a Saturday? Yes please

Waiting for Miles to chime in that Mom Cullen is Ava/Rebecca from early Grey’s Anatomy!

So, for some reason I never focused on the fact that Jasper was a confederate soldier and we just never addressed that he was on the wrong side of history. Maybe it was because we focused on him making more personal kills as a vampire and coming back from that, and we took that as the overarching redemption to be able to celebrate his character. I don't know. I will say that the actor who plays this reformed confederate soldier also played Sokka, a supposedly Inuit-based character, in the terrible live action Avatar the Last Airbender film. Ah the early 2000s.

"imagine a decision you made in high school following you around for the rest of your life" me having kids at 16 and 17

He's not 1000, he's like 100. He died in the Spanish Flu. And I think it's his mother's ring? His mother could also read minds and asked Carlisle to save her son from dying by turning him.

Dude, Bella’s mom is in multiple scenes in the first film (hospital scene after the fight with James!?) 😂

an early guilty pleasures episode???? imagine my surprise to see this recommended after i finished watching phoning it in!

@mirandawilson6084

Жыл бұрын

Same!!! ❤🔥

"Bella Swan is 'all lives matter'-ing us" is sennnnding me rn

Y’all slanderin Renee kills me 😂😂😂 also you meet Renee in the first movie. She’s there in the hospital when Bella is recovering at the end, and is on phone calls through it. Bella routinely tells us in the books that she loves her mom and thinks she’s great but she’s rather childlike and Bella’s felt more like the parent than the child rather often. So by this movie/book it’s clear Bella wants to protect her mom and let her enjoy her life rather than worry her in any way. Also I agree with Kelsey that Bella led Jacob on

@tweetthang96

Жыл бұрын

I have so many thoughts on this episode lol. 😂😂😂 I was more than lowkey obsessed with Twilight and continue to be obsessed with vampires in general

@tweetthang96

Жыл бұрын

This movie is how I know my dad loves me. He took me to see the first one, which is bad, then willingly took me to see this one and, to this day, has not ever complained *to me* (probably to my mom 😂) about how awful it is

When Garrick said that Stephanie must have been sheltered and Christian i realized you guys dont know a very important behind the scenes fact: Stephanie Meyer is Mormon

@jessice293

Жыл бұрын

I only learnt this fact this week

Finally, more twilight! Give the people what they want!

The hair wig/extension thing is because she had just finished The Runaways, playing Joan Jett so she had very short hair. That's a great movie.

Just googled Bella's engagement ring, apparently it's described as "14-carat white gold, with 69 different cubic zirconias in a pave-style setting" AYOOO, also, immortal vampire gives you cubic zirconias, not diamonds. weak sauce

Thank you Garrick, Zach, Kelsey and Miles for making 100 utterly delightful, laugh-out-loud episodes of what has easily become my favourite podcast! Here's to 100 more!🥰🥰🥰

What a good way to celebrate episode 100! This has been such a wonderful pod so far

Hitting 100 just like we started, i love it. Congrats guys, can’t wait for more GP

Yall really had me questioning what day it is...especially since I had to go into the office for a lil bit this morning

i am once again asking for guilty pleasures to finish the rest of the hunger games series 😭

I audibly gasped when I saw this episode was uploaded. It’s such a nice weekend treat! Congrats on 100 episodes!! 🎉

A day early??? 😁

Not a box face lmaooooo he is right lol he looks great in batman

IM WEEZING HOLY SHIIIT WHAT AN EPISODE!! I want this episode ingrained into my brain forever LMAO 😂

zach's "peepee go yay yay" is literally the equivalent of lauren's "sucky sucky yay"

okay after they finish the whole franchise they need to watch the parody film Vampires Suck

Congrats on 100! ❤ I adore all of you and yall make me laugh so much!

Let’s goooo ! Congrats on the 100th!

As the middle child, I feel this 😂

This is my comfort podcast - every week you all make me laugh so hard, so thank you so much!!! Happy 100!!

The first episode I watch with my 14yo daughter... She happens to be my stepdaughter and our middle child... Lol we love her I swear...

So glad to think that you’re at 100 and have yet to talk abt so many fav movies. makes me excited for whats to come 🎉❤

@theyJC

Жыл бұрын

also a request for Sequoia back on for Cheetah Girls 2 🫶

This was great! I love all the discussions that have come out about Twilight over the years. Completely agree with everything that was said. I did always say that Edward needed to get pegged. 😂

Love y’all and thank each and everyone of you for doing what you do❤❤❤❤

this episode was hilarious. you three crack me up. love this pod so much

Having a flashback to Puppet History and the Donner party... and how vampires "drinking blood of humans" and being colonizers... and the indigenous people are just minding their own business when people eating people just came upon their land...

We all want to be successful or lucky enough to just bail and never be seen in public again. Hopin you guys get that!

I’m in love with this podcast, so happy it’s 100!!!🎉🎉 I’m sure you don’t need ideas but Jurassic park III, Star Wars ep 1-3, Pocahontas or Blade. Would love to see your takes on these!

I'm do glad that Guilty pleasures has reached 100 ep. I have been listening to the beginning and I am listening every week. In the summers when I'm out of college I'm always listening to this podcast

Congrats on the 100th episode!!! ❤ Also an upload on Saturday?! Do you hear that? That's the sound of me clearing my schedule for the day.

Apparently they couldn’t kiss with tongue because then Bella would be exposed to the venom and turn into a vampire 🙆🏻‍♀️

@jennareilly2830

Жыл бұрын

Also Garrick is right and Kristen was on a different film with a shag haircut so they had to do the wig thing

I love that this is 100 ❤️❤️❤️

I’m still waiting for Rugrats in Paris

oh nooooO zach referring to the Brittany Murphy & Dakota Fanning 2003 classic film Uptown Girls....as Jersey Girl 😭 how dare u my guy !!!! the sacrilege !!!!!

I live in the town where Twilight filmed all the high school scenes. And to this day its still a big part of the tourism. There's a huge ass sign that says home of Twilight and its been hanging since the first Twilight came out. It's so shocking to me how much the tourism is still surrounded by Twilight where I live. The town is called Kalama

@money1137

Жыл бұрын

I’m in a very large fb group and there’s definitely been a huge resurgence lol

Thank GOD I was wondering when y’all would talk about this movie!!!!

This is my fav episode so far!!! I have never laughed harder

IDK why Jasper thinks he can teach anyone to win a fight. In this world, the Confederacy had armies of vampires and they STILL lost.

I just laughed out loud at that cockroach comparison thank you for that 😂

what a perfect episode for 100. hilarious.

Thought this was hilarious, I live near Tampa, Kelsey is a Tampa girl, and we both have the same pants! 😂😂😂 🤷

Happy 100th Episode!! 🎉

FINALLY!!! Perfect movie for the 100th ep!

Now I've gotta rewatch Eclipse lolol I know how I'm gonna spend my Sunday afternoon

yesssss i needed this!

i love this! i was kinda hoping the 100th episode would be step up 3, oh well, still fighting for it

WoooO!!! i am putting all of my hope into the merch being tucc o clock somewhere

I absolutely gaged when I saw the episode topic! I’ve never clicked on a video faster

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

As a Twihard for life (yes, I camped out for all the red carpet premieres), I am very much looking forward to the innocent Guilty crew viewing Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2.

Yaayyyayyyy 100

I personally refuse to play tonsil hockey with anyone

My favorite podcast 🎉

to confirm garrick's hypothesis of stephanie meyer being very religious...yes. she's mormon. all her books (except for 1 i think) follow the rules of the church of LDS- no drinking, no drugs, no smoking, etc. i know this bc sadly i went thru a big twilight phase back in my younger days lmao. but yeah anyways. if anyone wants to know the answer to: Why Is Twilight Like That? ...It's The Mormonism. lol

On a Saturday??? Woo!!

Lol, this is a surprisingly early, but I Am Here For Them!

Ready for the FAMILIA merch!

So glad we are continuing the twilight saga

I feel like Miles is super chaotic and he just loves sitting there watching all of this unfold lmao.

31:46 thank you Garrett cuz wtf!!

This podcast is WILD with the facts about these movies. Makes them worse? And better?? I'm having a great time 😂❤

Amazing episode. Volturi-style chef’s kiss

Perfect episode for 100!

Why is nobody else upset they are saying Edward is like 1000 years old, he was like 100 or smth

@katward8994

Жыл бұрын

This was driving me insane. He died of the Spanish flu. When this movie came out he hasn't even been dead 100 years.

@murraymanitos

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Also ironic with this being the 100th episode 😂

Came from Spotify because I know the deal with Bella's hair this movie 😅 The wigs in the twilight franchise are notoriously bad, but between New Moon and Eclipse Kristen Stewart played Joan Jett and her hair hadn't grown back in time! So that's why she has so much hair 😊

Me liking twilight and being a middle child: 🧍🏾‍♀️

It's Uptown Girls with Dakota Fanning and Brittney Murphy

I love kelsey‘s outfit

Can't wait for the other twilight episodes ❤