Trump's Lawyers Accuse Stormy Daniels of Making Her Testimony Up
Seth addresses Trump continuing to fall asleep during his hush money trial, Biden sitting down for his first one-on-one interview of the campaign season and more in his monologue for Thursday, May 9.
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Trump's Lawyers Accuse Stormy Daniels of Making Her Testimony Up - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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I love how Seth's Biden impression sounds like Jennifer Coolidge doing a Biden impression lol
@amelias.2509
18 күн бұрын
Hahaha. You right!
@LaineyTsang
18 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@mistimills7318
18 күн бұрын
Thank you. 😂😂😂
@johnenriquez6757
18 күн бұрын
catch you at corrections lol
@kensvideos1
18 күн бұрын
I don't know who that is... liked.
If Trump says he's never eaten a brain worm, he's definitely eaten a brain worm
@y_fam_goeglyd
18 күн бұрын
If he accuses someone of eating a brain worm, he's _definitely_ eaten a brain worm!
@wyskass861
18 күн бұрын
I'm surprised he's not lie bragging that he has the bigger better brain worm and had to longer than anyone in his huge a brain
@cybercop0083
17 күн бұрын
The worst part is him being aware of actually eating a brain worm.
@plaidpanda
17 күн бұрын
@@cybercop0083The worst part is that poor worm will starve.
@davidchalk8883
17 күн бұрын
If Trump ate a brain worm it would starve to death.
Hot Ones should host the presidential debate.
@Kitty8791
18 күн бұрын
Only if Dr. Arroyo is on-hand to keep the candidates safe. They wouldn't want to be liable for any reactions they might have to the sauces. Fortunately, he's affordable so taxpayers won't mind.
@ashleyeberle7581
17 күн бұрын
Honestly, the way the world has been lately, I would NOT be surprised if this actually happened.
@saltydog7038
17 күн бұрын
Sean actually does his research and asks good questions I would really like to see him interview both candidates LOL
@NWPaul72
17 күн бұрын
Few current political figures are up to Sean's interview questions, much less while under Da Bomb duress 😅
@annestewart5741
14 күн бұрын
😂🔥🥵😱🤣
Stormy weather, it's a shitstorm
2 am, time for the news
@PatandDoopypoopy
18 күн бұрын
💯
@encarnacionvillazana3270
18 күн бұрын
4 over here 👍👍
@mariyamwaniki
18 күн бұрын
5am in New England
@MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
18 күн бұрын
You, too? 😂
@ray.shoesmith
18 күн бұрын
7pm Australia 😂
I'm having fun when Seth is having fun.
Just cats..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@AtariEric
18 күн бұрын
NAILED IT
@bsqwahlE
17 күн бұрын
Same!!! 😂😂😂
I truly cannot wait to hear who's taking the blame for that Billy Joel joke lololol
"They sit at the bar and put bread in my jar, and say 'Man, what are you doing here, it's your birthday, dude!'"
@RobertWierenga-vb4ez
16 күн бұрын
Piano man really? Try revolution in your mind the children start to march
It's 4am here. Thanks for the news
I do think Stormy did exaggerate a bit. I doubt if trump lasted as long as Stormy said.
@jennymunday7913
17 күн бұрын
It probably felt like forever cause ew.
@michaelbayer5094
17 күн бұрын
It's like when you're drowning. It's so traumatic that it feels like almost 2 minutes, but it really is only a few seconds.
@jasondavis9490
17 күн бұрын
How long did she say he lasted?
@johnwest7993
17 күн бұрын
@@jasondavis9490, I heard 2 minutes.
@michaelbayer5094
17 күн бұрын
@@jasondavis9490 1 minute 30 seconds
You had me at brain worm.
@BreezeDorling
18 күн бұрын
You don’t eat the brain worm the brain worm eat you
@Missunderstood103
18 күн бұрын
@@BreezeDorling 🏃♀️🏃🏽♂️💨🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
17 күн бұрын
"Taking the Brain Worm Tik Tok challenge is the only way to reach the kids ears." - High Lord Overworm
John Barron, John Miller and David Dennison have no comment.
@caronstout354
18 күн бұрын
J. Barron, J. Miller and D. Dennison is X45's next legal team...
@markmac2206
18 күн бұрын
What about Spanky Von Shitzenpantz?
Although if that brainworm WAS that big, it sure would explain a lot
"Objection, your honour, the witness is a fibber"
@JLee-rt6ve
18 күн бұрын
Trump, that business "genius", decided to shell out $130,000 to suppress a fib? (He's really had to scrape the bottom of the lawyer barrel.)
@Ffinity
18 күн бұрын
"...and a swallower!"
@paulgibbon5991
18 күн бұрын
Also, she may or may not be a big mean poopy head.
@j3i2i2yl7
18 күн бұрын
Trump keeps demanding that his lawyers act more like Matlock.
@Ffinity
18 күн бұрын
"She fibs like no other woman, my wife can't fib like her, sadly, she had tears running down her face last time she tried to fib like a pornstar, she told me she wanted to fib but she just couldn't do it. True story!"
3:13 i would've had the joke. It was billy Joel's birthday & when he asked who lit the candles on his cake the people at his party responded with "🎵We didn't start the fire🎶"
@fmtaylor92
18 күн бұрын
I like that his writers wanted him to do a Billy Joel impression, which he's never done before, but he tried really hard to sound like Billy Joel, even though it could have been better
Kristi Noem blamed the cancellations on weather in SD; she's in Manhattan.
I may not have been to many concerts in my younger days, but I'm glad I got to see Billy Joel in concert that one time. ☺️
@sherinameless1618
18 күн бұрын
I saw him that time too! It was a great concert!
@edkrzywdzinski9121
17 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 It was in 92, so when he was still in the mainstream and recording.
I can always count on Seth to perk my day up!
Lovvvvve you Seth! Your quips are awesome and make me laugh and grin every time!
For those of you who are complaining about this coming out at 2 or 4am, be patient- gold like this takes time! I watch it while eating breakfast. Some of the news they are reporting on doesn’t even come out until late in the evening.
@sherinameless1618
18 күн бұрын
But they film it in the afternoon, so they could post it at 9:00 pm EDT, like they do on Tuesdays. But they want to show it on broadcast TV first so they can get paid and feed their families. The nerve!
1:02 Just call it Twitter, man
$#it storm!! raining cats/dogs!! your writers deserve a raise!!
@old_grey_cat
18 күн бұрын
A reply for the algorithm, you are spot-on!
NewYork should throw a parade for Stormy! trumpy would totally loose it!
Never once have you been running at the end of these.
@sherinameless1618
18 күн бұрын
But they are frequently off.
@erukaseven
17 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 A kindred jackal I see.
@sherinameless1618
17 күн бұрын
@@erukaseven Yes! I like the way you think, and am happy to meet a fellow member of the Jackal Forces. We are taking over!
@erukaseven
16 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 Our forces were at the show with Andy Samburg, which was perfectly unhinged. That man knows where Seth's funny buttons are.
@sherinameless1618
16 күн бұрын
@@erukaseven That was a great interview! Andy and Seth are so good together; not only can they crack each other up, but you can also tell that they really like each other. It was so cool that the audience was 33% jackals (just a guess).
some of your impressions are so good.
@kro1146
18 күн бұрын
"some" 😂
@dancepiglover
17 күн бұрын
He might need a refresher course at impressions camp.
@barthollevoet4018
16 күн бұрын
That is a really nice way of saying how awful this one was.
I want at least one of the presidential debates to be on "Hot Ones"!
They need to have a lineup from the waist down and ask Stormy to ID Trrump's tallywacker. Or a sketch artist rendering and compare.
RFK jr./Polio 2024: "I will Eat 5 More Brain Worms, So You Don't Have To."
@raghailligh1080
18 күн бұрын
Who would've ever thought 'polio' would be a punchline 70 years after a vaccine was introduced?
Imagine a fake billionaire, so cheap that he pretends to be his own publicist, named John Barron, that calls local NYC radio talk shows. You can hear John Baron here on YT; it's obviously Trump.
@Ffinity
18 күн бұрын
Pretending to be his own publicist was never about cost, it was entirely about selling lies.
@fimbulsummer
18 күн бұрын
Is this for real?
@tiki_trash
18 күн бұрын
@@fimbulsummer yes
@Ffinity
18 күн бұрын
@@fimbulsummer Oh yes!
@sallyfoxboro1902
17 күн бұрын
Then named his own son ... Barron.
I mean, if they doubt her testimony, just have her describe the "Trumpenis" and have one of his lawyers check it to make sure, im sure theyd looooooooove that.
Correction, the worm shown was a segmented earthworm in the phylum annelida while what should have been shown was a tapeworm, phylum platyhelminthes.
I really enjoy your shoe Seth!!! 👍👍👍👍 Keep up the good work!!!❤
"Robert, how did you manage to, against all odds, win the 2024 presidential race?" "I ate more brain worms than both the other candidates combined." "....."
"No she didn't, we had sex" is exactly what Drumpf would yell at his own prosecution!
@lynnstlaurent6789
16 күн бұрын
He just wrote it down on the activity pad given to him by his lawyers.
we're gonna hear about this last monologue joke in corrections
Daniel's response... if I was going to make up a story, it'd turn out a whole lot different.
Good morning, my Seth. You are looking very 'Taking the cat to the dog park' energy. I miss you when you remind me that podcasts exist.
He said five More brain worms… I’m no scholar of the English language , but doesn’t the ‘more’ imply that he’s already eaten some brain worms?
@SimonBuchanNz
18 күн бұрын
I'm no doctor, but I don't think brain worms go in through the ear, to the immeasurable disappointment of tacky sci-fi writers everywhere.
@sherinameless1618
18 күн бұрын
As we learned from Futurama, they enter when you eat truck stop vending machine sandwiches. And they make you better, in that you can play the Holophone after. But you still will only get 2% of the vote
@traviswilliams3034
17 күн бұрын
You must have missed the news a few days ago. He in fact had a brain worm surgically removed. Allegedly it came from eating undercooked pork.
He is the best at impressions .that camp really paid off ..his Lorne Michaels is so funny
That TV looks like the old CRT type. You can't even buy those anymore.
@ucantSQ
18 күн бұрын
But you can still find them for free along any roadside or back alley.
@louiebee6745
17 күн бұрын
Or in your local pawn shop.📺
Imagine if Biden actually did go on hot ones, and ended up killing it 😂. Or not 😂. Either way that would be better for his campaign than debating Trump. 😂
"I'm no brain worm Doctor, I just don't think they're that big." 😆
Jr. Is not a serious candidate for even being a dog catcher in Podunk, Il.
@ucantSQ
18 күн бұрын
He's better qualified than Kristi Noem
VOTE BLUE 💙 Up and Down the Ballot in November for the Greater Good of the Country and the WORLD 🔥🔥💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙🇱🇷💙
"My Uncle Teddy has been viewed as the biggest embarrassment of this family for far too long." -RFK Jr., probably
now you just need some advil for a bottle of blue 😛
For favorite Kennedy family sayings, you forgot Ted Kennedy's "What bridge?" #RememberChapaquitic
Billy Joel ref, right? Nice one!
How did that billy joel joke not get flagged for inspection?
Thanks again
I can already predict there will be a whole episode of corrections about the way Seth said mocha
You need to, um, correct Graphics for using an earth worm instead of a pork tapeworm in that image. Correct them sternly!
@erikg8526
18 күн бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah and like, tell them they should be ashamed of themselves......
@ilikeporn75
18 күн бұрын
it's hard to think Kennedy is the best of them
@Kitty8791
18 күн бұрын
Per the NYT, they decided what they saw on his scans [small dark spot] was a cyst (i.e. larval form of a pork tapeworm), which causes neurocysticercosis. Not the actual adult tapeworm (Taenia solium). This differs from trichinosis, which is caused by Trichinella spiralis & not mentioned in the article. And "brain-worm Dr." Seth is correct, "I don't think they're that big!" Even the NYT article states they are no more than 1/3 of an inch.
@Kitty8791
18 күн бұрын
My original comment didn't post so I'll try a modified version. His brain scan showed a dark spot, which was a cyst. Thus, he had neurocysticercosis, which is caused by a tapeworm larva (Taenia solium), not a full-fledged worm. There was no mention of trichinosis, which is caused by Trichinella spiralis. I suggest reading the article before commenting.
@kro1146
18 күн бұрын
@@Kitty8791going to be really fun watching my try to pronounce all those 🤣
Seth Seth Seth. I’m no jackal, but it’s IN-cle-ment weather, not in-CLE-ment.
@madeleineprice9645
17 күн бұрын
@yolubart - No, the stress is on the ‘clem’!!!
@sherinameless1618
17 күн бұрын
Sorry, but now you are a Jackal. Welcome to the pack. It's a challenging life, correcting Seth and his writers, but the fate of the world depends on it.
@yolibart
17 күн бұрын
@@madeleineprice9645 generally the stress is only on the second syllable in British English. It’s on the first syllable in American English. Seth speaks American English. ;)
@yolibart
17 күн бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 good God. What have I done! 😂
R.I.P. Cricket 🐾
So good.
thanks
I think that Billy Joel had a drink based on whatever kind of mood he was in that night.
My favourite Seth imitation WAS Tucker Carlson but it is now Biden. 😂
@sherinameless1618
16 күн бұрын
I agree that his Biden is now excellent, but my fav is still Tucker, with Lindsey as a close second.
Correction: Biden's first interviews with a mainstream legacy media outlet involved an awkward visit to an ice cream parlor. YOU WERE THERE, SETH!
Accused away, BUT then why did you PAY her aholes
I hope that several years in the future i will still be hearing daily kristi noem jokes
Joe Biden on Hot Ones would be peak entertainment.
To understand Seth's humor, it helps to know ANY Billy Joel songs
@sherinameless1618
16 күн бұрын
Seth and Billy worked in the factories in Allentown together, which is where the bond started. The friendship became strained after Seth had to be a bigshot. And Billy just couldn't handle pressure. Billy called Seth an angry young man. But eventually they decided these were the times to remember, and were friends again. Don't ask me why.
@georgecrenshaw6309
15 күн бұрын
You know, you may be right, but you're only human.
@sherinameless1618
15 күн бұрын
@@georgecrenshaw6309 Yes, I am only a woman to me.
No dogs. Awwww.
He had is eyes closed remembering the good old days 😄
Trump is comical
@wc2126
18 күн бұрын
Yes, he had many comical adventures! His rendition of green acres is hilarious. His role as a maintenance man making fun of his hair and decor is priceless. The line about the hair looking like a dead squirrel on top of the head 😂
"It all depends upon your appetite," I guess the audience members weren't Billy Joel fans.
What the h*ll is a brain worm?! 😂😂
"I don't think they're that big, guys" ... that's what she said!
I would love to watch Sean interview Biden over Hot Ones. That would be the apex of the internet.
The lawyer was so used to dealing with Trump that he assumed everybody else just lies and makes things up too.
Don’t fire ur writers… the lines about Billy Joel simply didn’t get the love it deserved 😂
Stephanie Clifford is her name Please, use it. It is important
@bwenluck9812
16 күн бұрын
Why is it important? I understand she asked to be addressed as Stormy Daniels.
Nor can you mute the talking until the action starts like in those "art" movies. 😉😉
Frumpy out of the goodness of his heart just gave her $130.000.00 for something she made up?
Donnie doesn't have a brain worm because it is already in the pupal stage on the top of his head. See the intricate cocoon?
When the Billy Joel fallout ignites, at least we the audience can say "Seth did not start the fire". After all it's the work of his writers looking to see how far they can push the Seth, either that or Mac Tonight is now officially a member of the writer team (as a means of appeasing the all powerful demigod of commercialism gone wrong!)
@sherinameless1618
18 күн бұрын
Like Billy sang, "He never gives up, and he never gives in, he just changes his mind." From "He's always Mac Tonight to me."
Seems rude to bring up the hot sauce challenge and not address how it sent Conan O'Brien to the hospital. He's a late night legend. WTF gives?
CORRECTION: Disney+, Hulu, and Max are already TV. TV is not determined by the medium, but by how it is distributed. Network TV such as yours is distributed over wavelengths and streaming services are delivered over the internet, but both are TV. Also, so ironic that I'm saying this on KZread - this is literally the definition of internet-distributed television. Sincerely, an overworked media studies student and first time jackal!
@christyrodrigue6628
18 күн бұрын
I really want to see this correction Friday. 😁💚
@S.K.Smith-Green
18 күн бұрын
Joke flew right over your head. You’re studying too much lol
@markmac2206
18 күн бұрын
The apps are preloaded on the tvs. Very nice work for a virgin jackal.
@rachelstanger6079
17 күн бұрын
@@S.K.Smith-Green I was watching this whilst procrastinating from studying . . . the guilt weighed heavily on me, and the mere mention of the word TV put me into study mode.
2:02: Oh, please. He'd probably respond by saying that everyone says he's the best at eating brain worms.
Correction: there's almost never a line at Subway.
No bottle of Rosé instead??? Lazy.
Wait, five MORE brain worms? How many has he already consumed??
You know that the opener and the closer need to be strong, so you suggested that Though Shall Not Kill should go there. Why on earth did you close with that Bill Joel impression!?
@sherinameless1618
17 күн бұрын
It was a "Thou shalt not covet" joke for sure.
Good morning seth meyers fans
What happened during their spring break.... No jokes to speak of
What ???? No.
brain worms would go through the nose. You wouldn't eat them.
@freya8133
18 күн бұрын
You people are making me sick 🤮
I never get Billy Joel references, and I'm too lazy to go to the trouble of finding out what they mean.
Is that perjury?
She did .. her interview with Bill Maher proves it
Audience is too slow. A lot of good jokes go over them.
Late Night with Seth, is like Buddhism comedy, watching the endless f*ckery on planet earth.
Ahh…graphics department screwed up the worm thing.
Hey, my wife really likes Panda Express...
I left immediately to go see Joe Biden on hot ones. I was so excited, that should definitely be a thing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s always projection with them e
"Former President Chump"