That Amber Ruffin segment was fantastic! The format kept changing to keep the audience on their feet, the interactions with Seth were super quick and hilarious and Amber absolutely NAILED it. She deserves double whatever she's getting paid, at least.

@katieridley3311

21 күн бұрын

She deserves the month off to celebrate dollaritas

Best train station ever, period.

@dogsratsfishcats

21 күн бұрын

here, you deserve it … 🏆

@lilianevanbel3123

21 күн бұрын

​@@dogsratsfishcats❤

@patriciasmith9773

21 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mayatara1980

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Amber's parody of 90's standup ala Seinfeld was icing on the cake of the whole segment. Absolutely brilliant.

I absolutely love Amber stepping over to the mic to rattle off a whole list of train station jokes! Well, done Amber!

@nevillehoward8736

21 күн бұрын

Yep, it was one of her funniest periods... (Tish boom)

@snoobins4623

21 күн бұрын

"Are you there god? It's me, Train Station" was a great joke to end on

@0e0

21 күн бұрын

she smashed this whole thing so hard

Seth's "white discomfort" is phenomenal. I love the chemistry Amber and Seth have. She's amazing!

@betsiecleworth5853

21 күн бұрын

Yeah you just know Amber put off telling Seth about it till the last minute so a) he couldn’t back out and b) to maximise the discomfort 😂

@Alexandermhinton

21 күн бұрын

Fking perfect

@syniron6670

21 күн бұрын

Hence she demonstrated anti-white racism...😵‍💫

@theemmjay5130

19 күн бұрын

She is amazing... even if she would make a terrible slave.

I just love Amber! I'm sure Seth and Amber rehearsed, but her delivery is so hilarious you knew Seth got more than he bargained for. :)

This "Amber Says What" segment? EPIC. Best ever!

I’ve been needing some “Amber says what!?”

All the Stormy Daniels testimony jokes almost make up for the fact that America got screwed by the "indefinite postponing" of Trump's Classified Documents trial.

@Multiyuppp

22 күн бұрын

That was from the judge trump appointed. This isn't really something everyone didnt see coming. Be surprised if that trial happens at all.

@jordanharper5795

22 күн бұрын

No. No they don't.

@tylerkochman1007

22 күн бұрын

No it does not, actually. It might help chill the burn, but it’s still a serious burn

@Fatdog-Dakind

22 күн бұрын

Nothing since the O.J. Simpson case has created more interest in a single court case. Everyone wanted to see O.J. hang but he got away with it anyway! Same with Trump and his Supreme Court Pimp's. The real strange part is that Trump seems to gain power & attention from all the negative network over-exposure! Continously pointing out the faults of this demon prophet is what his followers are drawn by the most because to them cheating & lying is common in Red States. The kluckers have wanted a DicTaTor for 85 years. We must silence all the networks and never replay or show his face on public cable or airways again!

@carolk996

22 күн бұрын

I know…. How Rigged is that ! That judge should be kicked out just like Old Clarence! 🤬🤬

Trump: Melania & I sleep in separate bedrooms! The World: We already knew that!! 🤣🤣

@riparianlife97701

22 күн бұрын

In separate states.

@kathysmith6413

22 күн бұрын

therer was a book rumored to have been written years ago called How to Raise Your Daughters for Fun and Profit. is that not completely applicable to how Melania was raised??? i never said her fun.

@HopefulCanadian

22 күн бұрын

I wonder if they’ve even had sex since conceiving Baron 😳😬

@seepstw1141

22 күн бұрын

Melania sleeps with the bodyguard.

@Timfishoh2759

22 күн бұрын

It's hard to get good shuteye while Corey Lewandowski is plowing your wife. 🤭

Everyone needs an Amber in their life

@fimbulsummer

21 күн бұрын

Maybe we can save up and buy one...

@waternineeightlotus2869

21 күн бұрын

No thanks. She's incredibly annoying and her "humour" is immature. Kindergarten kids are funnier imo.

Technically it's a "criminal conspiracy to steal the 2016 election" trial, rather than a "hush money" trial

@WyvernYT

21 күн бұрын

We all know - but he's facing too many trials over conspiracies and election tampering. This is the only one with a porn star. So far.

"Stormy Daniels Will Not Describe Trump's Genitalia in Hush Money Trial" Guess she prefers to keep it short.

22 күн бұрын

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

@jaygray7102

22 күн бұрын

don't need a description, trump's in the courtroom - he can start dropping his pants now, he'll have to do it sooner or later

@ricardolorrio8228

22 күн бұрын

lol

@paulnolan4971

22 күн бұрын

It's more horizontal than vertical by all accounts

@sid7088

22 күн бұрын

​@@paulnolan4971mushroom cap 😂

Amber rocked this one. Solid.

@LindaC616

22 күн бұрын

Always

@dancollins6171

22 күн бұрын

❤️ her guts! Amber is the highlight of the show every time she’s on. And “jokes Seth can’t tell” always has me in stitches!

@jamesbraden5516

22 күн бұрын

Absolutely! A plus was keeping Seth very uncomfortable. 😂

@courtney-ray

21 күн бұрын

@@LindaC616that’s the brand of train station

Amber is the queen! Also, the monologue was the chef's kiss!

this may be one of my fave amber says what segments ever, I cried laughing at the "don't buy me" part. and those maxi-pad stand-up jokes at the end didn't get enough audience love.

@ellieb.e.868

21 күн бұрын

I was laughing so hard I cried at the stand-up commentary on the train station. I think some of them may have gone over the head of the male portion of the audience? The amount of brain space I could free up if I didn’t have to remember wings and overnight absorbency in multiple languages (shopping while travelling). Good stuff.

losing my goddamn mind amber’s segment is peak

@tambetott626

22 күн бұрын

She has very good delivery. She'd be an excellent slave 😢

@user-rn9ij8rk5c

21 күн бұрын

Amber is the absolute worst comic since Joan Rivers!

So Trump was unfaithful to his wife directly after she birthed his child, and commented: "You look just like my daughter!" to Stormy... YUCK!!!

@sparkyheberling6115

22 күн бұрын

He was already cheating on Melania with Karen McDougall. Stormy was him cheating on his mistress.

@Tonyhouse1168

22 күн бұрын

🤮

@karenm2334

22 күн бұрын

He. Is. Vile.

@BaconTomatoCheese

22 күн бұрын

And all the MAGATT monkeys stand up and wildly clap their hands and cheer…

@yeeaahBUDDY

22 күн бұрын

I believe the quote was "you remind me of my daughter", but yeah, he said that to the porn star he was banging.

The worst thing about TV these days is there's not enough Amber Ruffin on it! All the other shows are just killing time until she comes back.

@robertgriffith9703

21 күн бұрын

Amen!

When Seth mentioned seeing an off-Broadway show, just for a moment i thought that he was going to say Cicada, Cicada.

@sherinameless1618

22 күн бұрын

My hopes have been dashed too many times already to dare to hope. But maybe talking about Mary Todd Lincoln will get Seth back to thinking about cicadas.

"...but please don't buy me." I seen that certificate. Ain't no way I'm buying a slave owner.

@-laydeeintrigue-

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@bettername2come

22 күн бұрын

But her notary skills make her a better investment!

@AmberAmber

21 күн бұрын

😱😂😂😂 I ❤ Amber Ruffin sooooo gd much!! #MoreAmberRuffin

@KJ-sp9jq

21 күн бұрын

@@bettername2come except you can't notarize documents that pertain to ones self so she's actually bad at that 🤷‍♂

Amber and Seth were so hilarious together! I hope that they are besties in real life. No one tell me if they aren't, PLEASE! Let me have this. Let me believe that they hang out and continue being funny and adorable all the time!

@-laydeeintrigue-

22 күн бұрын

They met through Boom Chicago (improv) in Amsterdam!

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

He’s a married man with a full time job and a podcast, right?

@emaildomain

22 күн бұрын

They’ve actually never met 😔 it’s all cgi and dubbing

@squee599

22 күн бұрын

​@@Kenny49ERS so he can't have friends?

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

@@squee599 how would he have time?

(paraphrasing) "Won't testify, because it would violate the gag order.". THAT, my friends, is a great joke. Construction, economy, humor. Perfect.

@lyndi9082

21 күн бұрын

Probably written by a women!

Oh my goodness!!! The Amber skit was f.......g Hysterical!!! I peed my pants😂😂 the whole slave thing was soooo funny!!!

@JediMobius

22 күн бұрын

I lost it when she pulled out the certificate.

The court should not waste time on small details.

@randyc8771

22 күн бұрын

And we already know he’s crooked.

@PatriciaHain-uw8vx

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@deezer-vj1ei

22 күн бұрын

I'm sure you dream of them.

@DakotaDeb

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂👍🍄

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

22 күн бұрын

No no no no... check!

Who knew a confessed on tape, lifelong, serial convicted r&pist could be so sleazy and abhorrent. Answers on a ballot please !

@marianne1156

22 күн бұрын

Blue ALL Blue 🌊 = 🇺🇸 🎉 💙 🇺🇸 😁 🎉 👏 😎

@elainewalker2319

22 күн бұрын

We knew

@ryanbareither89

21 күн бұрын

That's the color of Genocide Joe! ​@marianne1156

@TheUluxian

21 күн бұрын

@@ryanbareither89 "My that's so witty and original of you, ryan!" said no one...ever.

@GMC.Sonoma.4.3

21 күн бұрын

Sorry imma stop you there. Trump was not convicted of rape.

Amber is so so so amazing. ❤ Excellent humor, delivered with brilliance.

Did Seth write the "Bankruptcy Afficiando" joke? If so, he should give himself a raise and 2-week vacation. Wait, skip that last part!

Amber says what? I say, I love Amber's bits!

@nerfherder4284

22 күн бұрын

😂 if that's innuendo I agree 👍🏻♥️

Hurricane Stormy made landfall in NYC. Category 5, major damage expected in NYC and Florida 😂

@Sugamama68

22 күн бұрын

And trump is trying to use a sharpie to draw a different picture for his maga cult.😅😅😂😂😂

@avengingmime

22 күн бұрын

Storm surge was underwhelming 💧🍄

@StephenDamroth

22 күн бұрын

You do realize that you are just writing her next script for her, right?

@djc6323

22 күн бұрын

Where’s my sharpie!!!

@marianne1156

22 күн бұрын

🍄🍤 mutation

OMG so needed me some Amber Says What today!!!

seth's reaction to the slavery tangent felt genuine. i love how unhinged this show has become. best show in late night

Amber Ruffin is our most precious American treasure! 💙

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

Wow

@michaeltudyk8660

22 күн бұрын

Whoa there!

I think the "gag order" was meant to warn people that they would gag when they had to hear about Trump's "sex" life. Done and done 🤮!

@askew9976

22 күн бұрын

His crotch fruit are here to remind us. 🤢

@benwasserman8223

22 күн бұрын

How about this: no jailtime, but Trump must wear a ball gag for the rest of the trial. I'd take that deal.

@SUPER_WOLFMOON

22 күн бұрын

@@benwasserman8223 💯%

@belindajay8797

22 күн бұрын

I'm thinking that was a Scollins joke.

@Timfishoh2759

22 күн бұрын

Yeah. That was the joke.

"Amber says What?" was one of the best pieces of comedy I've seen.

She already described it as a mushroom about the size of your pinky finger. She was probably being too kind.

@LindaC616

22 күн бұрын

Kimmel brought put models of mushrooms and told her to pick the closest thing

@Pete_R63

22 күн бұрын

@@LindaC616 The funny part was when she asked him to tilt it to angle so that it was coming at her!

@LindaC616

22 күн бұрын

@@Pete_R63 😄😄

@annemettefrederiksen7751

21 күн бұрын

Ruined my favorite veggie for pan and wok dishes 🙄 Cant see them the same way now 😂

@gmun2248

21 күн бұрын

​@@annemettefrederiksen7751 Not a vegetable! 😬

She has "nothing" to describe

@paulnolan4971

22 күн бұрын

Even nothing is something but somehow it has less

@paulawilder8368

22 күн бұрын

My favorite line is "She couldn't violate the gag order."

@marianne1156

22 күн бұрын

A better night

@GenRN

21 күн бұрын

🍄‍🟫

@laura749

21 күн бұрын

​@@paulawilder8368mine too!!!

I feel like we haven’t seen “Amber Says What?” in a while. I miss her!

Amber Ruffin is slaying it!

We need Amber everyday!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bankruptcy Aficionado should be real.

Go Stormy!!👏🏼👏🏼

@songwolf108

21 күн бұрын

Stormy & Stumpy !

Are you saying judge Merchan kept telling Stormy, “Slow down, slow down”? I hate to say it, but that’s comedy gold. Trump is begging the judge to put him in jail because it’s the safest place for him to be once Melania hears all of this.

@sparkyheberling6115

22 күн бұрын

No way that Melania didn’t expect Trump to cheat on her. History.

@karenm2334

22 күн бұрын

@@sparkyheberling6115she definitely should have. He cheated on everybody else. Didn’t he even cheat *with* Melania?

@Stacy-

21 күн бұрын

Nah, Melania just calls her lawyer, who is standing by & on speed dial. It's about time to renegotiate that prenup again. She's loving is...

@sparkyheberling6115

21 күн бұрын

@@Stacy- If he has ever called Melania “Honeybunch,” she can demand whatever she wants.

@annakingry9157

21 күн бұрын

She talked too fast to be understood. Bad memories probably.

The sketch artist gag had me LOL-ing!

I’m sure John Oliver has absolutely no clout with Disney and couldn’t possibly be of help to Amber getting into the Mufasa movie.

@HRHDMKYT

22 күн бұрын

Well, she needed to ask sooner. It’s already “in the can”, “done and dusted”!

@evankraabel5415

21 күн бұрын

Just so you know, the host of LWK is not actually an animated badger, he just looks that way from certain angles. So he most likely doesnt actually know Mickey Mouse like he implied to you.

@yurilookingforhisvictor7674

21 күн бұрын

@@evankraabel5415 John Oliver is in the movie, is what I think they were referring to.

@razzledazzyl

21 күн бұрын

@@evankraabel5415John Oliver absolutely does know Mickey Mouse . . . and Disney isn’t happy about it.

So many good jokes, so little room on the Internet to comment. But Lab Grown Meatball Ron deserves its spot in the back of the fridge.

@SugarandSarcasm

22 күн бұрын

😂

@LillyP-xs5qe

21 күн бұрын

Lab grown meat isn't even a thing and won't be for ages, it's a fantasy pipe dream, basically anything to avoid being vegetarian... 🙄

He also calls Ivanka "Honey-buns." HE also tells Ivanka that she reminds him of Stormy.

@jpdemer5

22 күн бұрын

"Horseface" reminds him of Ivanka? 🤔

@AmyBe573

22 күн бұрын

🤮🤮🤮

Amber, you are simply incredible. The train station set was amazing.

There is no need for her to describe anything. She already did that on Jimmy Kimmel.

@notsure1969

22 күн бұрын

Exactly. And she didn't even need to describe it either. Kimmel came prepared with the tiny mushroom tray.

@cuttwice3905

22 күн бұрын

@@notsure1969 Things we never knew we would end up knowing about TFG. It was magnificent TV.

@lynemac2539

22 күн бұрын

Pick a 'shroom, any 'shroom.

@HRHDMKYT

22 күн бұрын

Maybe not all jurists have seen the Kimmel show though…

@DakotaDeb

22 күн бұрын

🍄👍

Omg! Amber, all those jokes about the train station, you are legend!

"You have never once helped me in my entire career!" Amber to Seth. - Yes. I had to get an old t-shirt and used about 20 sprays of cleaner to get the layers of sarcasm and irony off my computer screen.

“Amber says What” is EXCELLENT !! 👏👏👏

Seth Meyers, & Amber Ruffin are Hilarious!! 🤣🤣

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

If only the ratings said the same

@S.Shea2432

22 күн бұрын

@@Kenny49ERS, Triggered MAGA!! Cry those triggered maga tears!! 🤣🤣

@S.Shea2432

22 күн бұрын

@@Kenny49ERS, Triggered MAGA!! Cry those triggered maga tears!! 🤣🤣

@S.Shea2432

22 күн бұрын

@@Kenny49ERS, Crying those triggered MAGA tears!! 🤣🤣

@Kenny49ERS

22 күн бұрын

@@S.Shea2432 you think I’m a trump guy! 😂 you smart

LOL! I never thought of a gag order in that way before.

“Please don’t buy me.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣Amber Ruffin murders me

“Are you there God? It’s me Train Station.” 😂😂😂😂 Amazing!

Amber Says What is everything 🤩

I love Amber!

Amber funny af 🤣🤣

That's fine, Stormy already picked out which mushroom it looked like on Kimmel.

How dare you hide Amber like that. She is priceless

Amber is a riot!!

Yesss more Amber

“Because it would violate the gag order” - that was a good one 😂

That's because she already described it on Kimmel.

@midwid2809

22 күн бұрын

Yeah that ☝🏿

"What's Anti-White? Hardship???" [6:01] 🤣

This was the best Amber Says What yet. A++ So good!!!!

Cannot describe what is not there.

@LindaC616

22 күн бұрын

But she could pick the closest thing when Kimmel brought out model mushrooms

I love Amber😂😂😂😂 We need her on here more

Good evening to one and all.

@paulyricca3881

22 күн бұрын

🥃👴🏻 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

@seven.s_stars

22 күн бұрын

in here out there and all the ships at sea

@L_M_V

22 күн бұрын

This is NOT Stephen Colbert. (That’s what he said)

@paulyricca3881

22 күн бұрын

👴🏻🥃 AND A BA BA BOOEY TO U ALL

7:45 At this point in the broadcast, Seth desperately wished the camera would stop cutting to him. Seriously, this is the best opening I've seen from the show. From the trial jokes to Amber Says What. Keep on going, guys!

'Are you there, God, it's me, Train Station' is absolute gold! 😂

"It would violate the gag order." Brilliant and funny.

Amber I love you 😂😂

@PhoebeFayRuthLouise

21 күн бұрын

Your cat is so cute!

I’m out walking my grandson and all of the neighbors are looking at me like I’m crazy because I’m laughing so hard! This was hilarious ! The stormy jokes, Amber, every part ! I love Seth ‘

Amber 😅 you killed it with the train station jokes!😂🤣👏🤜🤛

Amber Ruffin is destined to be a legend in the world of comedy

Everyone knows about the mushroom 🍄‍🟫 😂

I did not expect that Judy Blume shout-out at the end. Amber is great! 😃

You wouldn't joke about avocados if you knew about Big Avocado and the cartels... 😅

I always love "Amber Says What", and this is the best segment I can remember.

The “what else, what else, what else” was a really solid bit.

9 years in produce made that avocado joke cut deep

Gag order 🤣🤣🤣 is the best!!

Amber is outstanding!!! What a concept!!! Let’s buy ourselves!!! Heard of one lady who got disgusted and held a formal marriage and married herself! Many women can understand that concept as well.

Oh Amber! I love you! You’re so awesome! ❤

It was worth sitting through Amber just to hear that "Buy yourself!" joke. That was so clever.

I love Amber. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Amber, doing Amber Says What! 💖 Windsor, Ontario, Canada

Amber’s ears must have been burning, I’ve been rewatching Amber says what and then why-s the past couple days

this "Amber says what" has given me life, esp the look on Seth's face through the entire thing. impeccable. I freaking love Amber

Great show Amber your train station was hilarious

Go stormy!

I fully expected to get flashed a shot of the sctech artist's rendition of Donnie and Stormy... you're better men than I.

Loved the Amber says what! Especially about the train station! 😂😂😂👏👏👏💙💙💙

I'm only two and a half minutes into watching and have howled twice. Hilarious 😆 thanks for the smiles ☺️

Love Amber 😍

I think she would have but was silenced after “missionary” 😂 and there was no need to “gag” 🍄

I love this Bit Amber!!!!! ALL of it!!! I love you!!!

Amber was great!

Joel Edgerton is on. Tiny Secret Whispers is coming back