The ultimate con artist hawking Bibles. Priceless! Can't make this shite up!

@paddy.7784

Ай бұрын

You said it .. Just when you think this grifter can't sink any lower .. well .. he does, and no doubt his supporters will buy into it .

@reveillerussell914

Ай бұрын

and if you order your Bible now, we'll throw in absolutely free, a pair of Golden Sneakers

@philricci2012

Ай бұрын

His supporters are dumb enough to fall for it.

@mrsplanetmaster9

Ай бұрын

@@paddy.7784 Nothing surprises me from the Orange Maga-Pie , we might not wake up to sunshine every morning ; we can however count on another TrumpF atrocity🗽🧢

@mrsplanetmaster9

Ай бұрын

@@reveillerussell914 Right now we must find humor in this clown, at the same time he's serious

Never trust two kinds of people: A religious leader who tells you who to vote. A politician who tells you how to pray.

@Winterstick549

29 күн бұрын

I'm stealing this!

@victorwest8041

28 күн бұрын

especially if the guy is an orange haired liar !

@Remontada121

28 күн бұрын

Spot on

@RD-dn4vs

28 күн бұрын

🤣😂 God sense of humor... Devil's servant selling Bibles...Jeremiah 31:34... Romans 1:20-21... Tap to John 14: 26 ❤

@RoamingStoned

28 күн бұрын

Vote to keep us free to participate in Christianity... It is a very low bar... Forcing Christianity is not Faith, just vote within the church, those who go to church, and don't call themselves the chosen... Protect the faith with your vote. Russia has designated JW as terror... When you don't involve you have no choice, no vote is a default to the worst.

This man never stops being an embarrassment to himself and to the United States.

@drumbum3.142

Ай бұрын

💯 That.

@adamrushford

Ай бұрын

I'll be totally fair, anyone watching him be a professional fool and doesn't realize it... "fill in what you like", personally I got click baited here.. normally I don't watch anything mainstream, I avoid it like the plague... no I won't see roadhouse, or bad boys, none of that, you get $0 of my support.

@JTSA1234

Ай бұрын

Trump or Jimmy Kimmel?

@MisssKayy

Ай бұрын

@@JTSA1234this is Fallon.

@DylanE1

Ай бұрын

⁠@@MisssKayy bots are known to hallucinate, it mixed up the Jimmys

Remember the last time he was filmed holding up a bible? It was 2020 during the George Floyd protests.....and he was holding it UPSIDE DOWN ! 🤣

@karenopet1223

29 күн бұрын

That's a photo I will never forget

@martinscrapp7166

29 күн бұрын

at least he was there...Biden was nowhere to be seen...just like East Palestine...

@marycoady8587

29 күн бұрын

How can we forget😂😂😂

@Dragonfly657

28 күн бұрын

So funny hahahaha idiot

@user-po6wr2nr7o

24 күн бұрын

He is really devout not really , he is a dangerous fake wannabe tyrant

I literally hollered when he said it was his favorite book lmao!

@rhetoricalquestion6009

Ай бұрын

Just don't ask him which part he likes best. Perhaps “Two Corinthians”, but “I wouldn't want to get into it. Because to me, that's very personal”.

@Kari4010

Ай бұрын

😂

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Well, it IS his favorite book! What we don't see is the bibble covers are pasted over the child porn mags he studies.

@davidmccarthy6061

29 күн бұрын

I doubt it is. He has read Hitlers book, but seems to know nothing about any fantasy book that doesn't include him.

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

29 күн бұрын

Me, too - I split a gut when I heard that! His other "favorite" books must be kiddie porn and comic books... stuff with no words and just pictures.

If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?

@lmena5696

Ай бұрын

I don't know because they are both up past their jail time.

@jackglenn7097

Ай бұрын

​@@lmena5696 Best answer

@user-bf5ik2sq5e

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 💌

@culex69

Ай бұрын

Never, dumbass.

@VoiceofRationale

Ай бұрын

So having a different number of kids and having different wives is supposed to help us figure out when an indictment happens with those two people? Your question makes zero sense, which means Democrats on social media will upvote it to celebrity status.

Remember the Bible seller scene from 'Oh brother where art thou'? Yeah it's like that.

@CLee-hx8mx

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅❤

@robertclark972

Ай бұрын

Very much the same .

@margaretwordnerd5210

Ай бұрын

John Goodman, best Cyclops in a movie based on Homer's Oddyssy EVAH! It's a small category, but Goodman's performance really rocked.👏👏👏✌🖖

@caronstout354

29 күн бұрын

We need the 3 Sirens to turn X45 into a horney-toad!

@margaretwordnerd5210

29 күн бұрын

@@caronstout354 he's already infamous for horniness and toadliness, so the spell should be easy.😎

Absolutely a banger Jimmy!💕🙏😂Love it when you put Trump in his place!🤣😂

My grandparents used to give bibles away They would say The good word is to be given

Has anyone proofread this Bible? Does it have the infamous Thou Shall Commit Adultry?

@sandburgmartin7947

Ай бұрын

Yes. Right there with Thou Shall Covet thy neighbor's ass.

@sandburgmartin7947

Ай бұрын

His 10 Commandments give him immunity. It is his "to do" list.

@lameckganda6469

Ай бұрын

Thou shall Not commit Adultery

@seventhave

Ай бұрын

​@@lameckganda6469/whoosh

@user-bf5ik2sq5e

Ай бұрын

@@lameckganda6469 🧻misread the 10 Commandments is the point...he cheated - adultery. Ivana, he cheated on her with Marla... allegation Marla cheated on him... and we all know he cheated on Melania!

Hey, my dad bought one of Jerry Falwell's bicentennial bibles. It was from a Goodwill store in Pasco, hehe

we always Knew this Guy is Nothing but a Snake Oil Sales Man...

@nightfall902

Ай бұрын

Yeah bibles are all snake oil...regardless of the religion in them.

@timithius

Ай бұрын

Trump has been a professional conman, from the day he elbowed his way into the New York celebrity scene back in the 70s. A fake from day one. I guess we need to give him props for faking it until he made it to President of the United States. But from day one, he was an unctuous blowhard and repugnant self-promoter. Anyone paying attention knows this.

@victorwest8041

Ай бұрын

That's coming, 12oz. bottle for $29.95

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Please don't insult Snake Oil. Even Snake Oil is more useful than Donald Trump.

@Oliver-ft2fq

28 күн бұрын

😂

He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.

@jackharrison7613

Ай бұрын

THAT is so funny.

@caronstout354

29 күн бұрын

Imagine a Trump-owned sports team..cheap gold uniforms, unsafe football helmets, and unpaid players.

@kevinb3812

29 күн бұрын

NFL showed some economic discernment!

@jackharrison7613

29 күн бұрын

@@kevinb3812 If only others could do the same.

@marycoady8587

29 күн бұрын

​@@caronstout354and Peter Navaro as the head coach and Rudy Giuliani running the Defense😮

Trump's grifting never ends.

@amazinggrace6640

29 күн бұрын

Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$

@matthewstearns289

29 күн бұрын

😭😭😭😭​@@amazinggrace6640

@idalinaoliveira312

29 күн бұрын

​​@@amazinggrace6640😂😂😂😂😂😅😅. Raise the money are you a little bit delusional I think, b look up the disgrace orange face, book yourself in the mirror and see who's raising money 💰 education please 🥺

@idalinaoliveira312

29 күн бұрын

​@@amazinggrace6640 how are those Butterfingers going on those Bibles😂😂

@Kermit-The-Smaug

29 күн бұрын

He’s the grift that keeps on grifting.

It also includes a copy of the constitution. Talk about separating church and state.

@sharonmontag2389

Ай бұрын

The same Constitution that he has posted on his Truth social that he wants to eliminate

@VoiceofRationale

Ай бұрын

The Democratic Party has become a religion itself. Speak for yourselves while yours push their own blue 📘 laws on every single American. Keep on tithing, I mean donating to them! Let them run your thinking and your lifestyle choices, just like a religion seeks to! 😉

@richardsimon4135

Ай бұрын

Two things he's never read.

@VoiceofRationale

Ай бұрын

@@richardsimon4135 Anyone who claims Trump can be a dictator hasn't read one of those either.

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Trump separates church and state very well, thank you. He keeps one roll of bibble pages on the wall to the right of his toilet and a roll of Constitution pages on the left wall.

Reminds me of the Character Moses Pray in the movie Paper Moon...

"It is morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.' W.C. Fields

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

According to Trump and P. T. Barnum, "There's a sucker born every minute."

@antoniograncino3506

Ай бұрын

W.C. in D.C 2024

"I have many" bibles -- 'the Gideons gave them to me'.

@SandraPerez-ck8xr

Ай бұрын

You mean you don’t want one from Jim Baker? Tammy will sign it for you.

@hectorcastillo72

Ай бұрын

​@@SandraPerez-ck8xr😂😂😂😂

@v.dargain1678

Ай бұрын

I got a few of those too . When I was homeless . Two green and one brown and Oh yes , one in military camouflage . All were freely given at the soup kitchens . I think the Salvation Army gives them out too . Also free .

@v.dargain1678

Ай бұрын

​@SandraPerez-ck8xr. I wouldn't take anything from any of the tele-evangelists . They're all a bunch of actors to me , looking to win an academy award .

That dog catcher skit told one hell of a story!

The sketch quotes was absolutely hilarious 😂.

His cult comparing him to Christ has gone to his head. 😂

@galaxyspace76

Ай бұрын

and all the cheeseburgers have gone right to his ass

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Cults, Christ and Trump are all bad omens. Turds never fall far from the butthole.

@NateRealest777

Ай бұрын

You sound like a 🤡

Hawking Bibles. There… I fixed it.

@factz8131

Ай бұрын

Hocking

@BooksForever

Ай бұрын

@@factz8131to hock something is to take it to a pawnshop

@karinwolf3645

Ай бұрын

Yes! Hawking! 💋💖😆

@BooksForever

Ай бұрын

@@factz8131​​⁠when something is held by a pawnshop it is said to be “in hock”. If you’re the one who hocked the item that means you took it there. Hawking items is a sort of selling scheme.

@aliceanneacts6164

Ай бұрын

Thank you!

There isn’t anything that Trump won’t exploit. Not. One. Single. Thing.

@amazinggrace6640

29 күн бұрын

Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

29 күн бұрын

@@amazinggrace6640 Trump looted his mother's pockets for candy just before she was planted.

@idalinaoliveira312

29 күн бұрын

​@@amazinggrace6640 Bot. Go buy some Butterfingers.

@edwinramirez9495

29 күн бұрын

even the bible he wants to exploit what a clown 🤡

@spacecube4991

29 күн бұрын

@@amazinggrace6640 I heard he was trying to offload a few Bibles.

So is he and Ivanka going to do a remake of the movie Paper Moon? It's about a conman selling Bibles too.

Decades ago, there was a write-in campaign promoting "anybody" for president and "nobody" for VP

Makes you wonder when he'll take credit for personally writing his $60 bibles cover to cover also ?

@carmensaavedra1096

Ай бұрын

Bible of con games.

@oleradiodudea.m.4735

29 күн бұрын

Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.

"Corinthian leather" I see what you did there 😉

"Speaking of Trump"...something i dream of never hearing some day.

@martinscrapp7166

29 күн бұрын

TRUMP 2024!!!

@RichardKrom-ul5zo

29 күн бұрын

@@martinscrapp7166 KLUCK'O THE CLOWN ! "CONVICT". 2024

With tax it comes to $ 66.60

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

That's already $200 more than all the bibbles on earth are worth.

@deborahtate192

Ай бұрын

He needs prayer.

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

@@deborahtate192 Sure he does. Forty thousand tons of prayer and $5 will buy a lousy cup of coffee at Denny's.

@oleradiodudea.m.4735

29 күн бұрын

Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.

@spacecube4991

29 күн бұрын

That number suites him!

When trump is reading his many bibles at home he just put play boy and penthouse magazines inside it !

@XopheAdethri

Ай бұрын

Biff was always an idol of Trump's

@moonjustmoon4392

Ай бұрын

Hustler I think

@amberturdcoloringbook1733

Ай бұрын

Play Girl

@lameckganda6469

Ай бұрын

Money money money that who DT is

@michaelellringer5600

Ай бұрын

@@lameckganda6469 The world best salesman and the world's worst business manager.

You're on Fire 🔥🚒💨💨💨💨💨 tonight 😅😂😊

“Desperate people do desperate things”!

Like I said before, If Trump has many Bibles, & follows the Bible then I'm an Alien!! 🤣🤣

@discgolfrocks

Ай бұрын

Alright OX2NZ-WTR, identify your place of precedence!

@factz8131

Ай бұрын

He was laughing when he said it psycho

@S.Shea2432

Ай бұрын

​​@@factz8131, No He wasn't SNOWFLAKE!! Keep defending the MAGA cult leader!! Nice comment though. 🙄🙄

@XopheAdethri

Ай бұрын

!!! I'm reporting you to high command !!! We're not supposed to reveal ourselves. I'm gonna need your DiP Division ID and rectal serial number so I can inform the correct superiors above you.

@factz8131

Ай бұрын

@@S.Shea2432 I’m not maga 🤣😂🤣 Trump was laughing when he said it was his favorite book I know it’s not funny but it is

Nixon : If a president do it it's not Illegal. Trump : If I do it even Illegal becomes Legal.

@cobrakai388

Ай бұрын

And he's the only POTUS who can DECLASSIFY HIGH LEVEL SECRET DOCS just by THINKING ABOUT IT. What a Jedi! 🤣🤣🤣

@margaretwordnerd5210

Ай бұрын

@@cobrakai388 and change the course of hurricanes with the stroke of a Sharpie! And triple the size of a penthouse. 😂✌🖖

@chumbucket3439

Ай бұрын

⁠@@cobrakai388… you see ? you underestimated him

@antoniograncino3506

Ай бұрын

If I dood it I get a whippin'.-----I dood it. -----Red Skelton as The Mean Widdle Kid

T never stops to prove the gullability of his supporters

First he sells golden idols, then Bible's. Always working both side's of the fence!

@lynemac2539

Ай бұрын

Vitamins are next!

I think you mean "Hawking" - carry around and offer (goods) for sale, typically advertising them by shouting. "street traders were hawking costume jewelry"

@douglasdavis8395

Ай бұрын

No, hawking died last year.

@hectorcastillo72

Ай бұрын

​@@douglasdavis8395😂😂

I cannot wait for some business to begin selling "Stormy Daniels" picture inserts for these bibles. You need the whole package!

@marycoady8587

29 күн бұрын

@bmwtravel1100 Ok that was brilliant 😅

@michelep9477

28 күн бұрын

You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that

@michelep9477

28 күн бұрын

You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that

@michelep9477

28 күн бұрын

You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that

@michelep9477

28 күн бұрын

You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that

Regard, the rich Corinthian leather....😁

HELL YES

Now that is one individual who’s never cracked a Bible in his life.

'That'll be $ 66.6 after tax...😈' 🙄

@user-mu3xk7ie2t

Ай бұрын

.59 on sale @ Goodwill

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

$DJT was worth that today

You can get a free Buy-Bull in any Motel room~!

Jiminy cricket!!!!!😂😂😂😂

The Golden Bull Thumping the Bible is a Revelation.

@cjcarver6290

Ай бұрын

It's blasphemous

@drumbum3.142

Ай бұрын

@cjcarver6290 Indeed it is also additionally that, cj carver 6290; as further research, and/or knowledge of the first five books of the old testament and the (very) last book of the Bible would elicit. It is also God-tier Boss Level Hypocricy at it's moldy feces covered finest.

@cynthianolder3557

Ай бұрын

OMG, OMG, OMG Say it isn't so!!

@drumbum3.142

Ай бұрын

@cynthianolder3557 Only if the shoes come without tongues.. 🚫👅 ...one must keep things like this Straight Laced You Know... .

@user-bf5ik2sq5e

Ай бұрын

💯👍

I want one of those bibles…they’re the ones that are hollowed-out so you can store stuff in it like crushed up Adderall or top-secret documents?

@joemama8525

Ай бұрын

"Just say...yes."

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

And guns.

corinthians leather = Love it

how you make the same typo TWICE lol in the title AND thumbnail; "hacking" you mean "HAWKING"? 😂 (maybe they were just laughing too hard to focus)

Trump should be held accountable..

@ianmccombie2476

Ай бұрын

You don’t say😂

@POWERQUEST123

Ай бұрын

I know he should for being the best president since Ronald Regan.

@POWERQUEST123

Ай бұрын

@2crude2crudeofficialband3 Yea ok.

@POWERQUEST123

Ай бұрын

@@2crude2crudeofficialband3 👍

@POWERQUEST123

Ай бұрын

@stlrecon2475 It's the new generation we live with. Nothing but a bunch of sheep.

*Trump is doing a two-for-one offer, his Bible plus+ a copy of Mein Kampf for just $199!* 👍😎📚

@oleradiodudea.m.4735

29 күн бұрын

Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.

@amazinggrace6640

29 күн бұрын

Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$

@parbergqvist2787

29 күн бұрын

​@@amazinggrace6640Fake news. Trump is bankrupt and would sell his own mommy for a penny if he could.

@kellyharper367

29 күн бұрын

You hit the nail on the head!

@KellyParker-kw4nk

29 күн бұрын

So true,he reminds me of a televangelist with a bad tupe and phony attitude ! 😅

My favorite book😂😂😂 Diplomacy plz😂😂😂😂😂

Last Book, there are four books. You there?

Lets ask him what his favote bible verses???

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

He'll say his favorite is Roe versus Wade but they don't rhyme.

@stevenhiggins3331

29 күн бұрын

Thou shall let me get away with all in any crimes

@ritacouchcooper2842

28 күн бұрын

He was asked that question and declined to answer on the basis that it was too personal. Really, because he can't quote even one verse.

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

27 күн бұрын

@@ritacouchcooper2842 I couldn't quote a bibble verse if one jumped out of the toilet and bit me on the HOO-HAW, because I don't study useless horseshit. But I'll always know right from wrong, a lie from the truth, honesty from dishonesty, and a real president from a phony career criminal. Too bad 62 million naive souls, who call themselves Americans, can't make the same claim.

It's like devil selling Bibles😂😂😂😂😂

@goettling

Ай бұрын

True words!

Trump about the bible: It's my favourite book 😂🤣🤣😂 yeah right!

Biden be like. my favorite is a ice cream and lollipops. Oh sorry I forgot I was in middle of a live event

"In the beginning there was light. And Trump saw that there was light, and said "This is no good..."

@Vincent-fo7xp

Ай бұрын

And then he looks into the sun

@theresam.1886

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trumps reselling the bedside Gidians from his closing hotels.

@v.dargain1678

Ай бұрын

LOL ! Hope he doesn't get caught doing that too .

“But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.” (Moby Dick; Chap 7 p36) ― Herman Melville

I thought it cost less than $60. Why is that funny. Lawyers are expensive. I'm a member of the American Bar Association.

how is it not bursting into flames! oh, its not a real bible.

@robertclark972

Ай бұрын

Maybe the assumed power is merely superstition ?

Sneakers were the real crime

@andybarrett6472

Ай бұрын

Ha. So far…. He just went public with a failing Social Media company. The gullibles will ape in to the stock and he will rug pull and steal their money. Just wait

Jimmy no more pizza parties with all the guys? 😂

How can trump even hold a bibl- of course, it's the other guys!

Surprised he can hold it without bursting into flames 🔥 #fakebible 😂

Supporters of his must have a hard time when people ask them who they are voting for. Person: Who are you voting for to be president? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else. Person: Okay, so you aren't voting. Gotcha. So who would you vote for if you did vote? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else. Person: You already said that, but if you had to choose, who would you vote for? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else! That's who I'm voting for! Person: Be more specific. Supporter: Aaaaaaaah!

BLUE 💙

How come he didn't try to joke about the Bridge in Baltimore though, huh?!?!

I'm sure the title was meant to be 'hawking bibles'

@itookallthenames

Ай бұрын

I like hacking better

Trump has just gone completely nuts..🤯

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Did you just find that out?

@susankeith326

Ай бұрын

It was an extremely short trip for him.

@woodwage7988

Ай бұрын

@@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 no..guess l should of highlighted " completely " 😉..take care

love todd... lol

Is that the same Corinthian as received the letters from Paul, MCP?

@kevinb3812

29 күн бұрын

No, that was the Chrysler Cordoba!

Thanks Jimmy for the laughs! Because the News stinks! 😉✌️❤️🦋🙏

60 bucks for a Bible? I have three and they were all free.

@v.dargain1678

Ай бұрын

He's marketing to people who have everything BUT ( a Bible ) in their home . Probably make a killing on the deal .

This Bible hawking nonsense and its comedic possibility has bypassed SNL and has landed squarely in the land of Christopher Guest (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman)

Trump edited his Bible like Thomas Jefferson did, except he took out the parts about sins and judgement.

@douglasdavis8395

Ай бұрын

It's $60, but the edited version is only seven pages.

@steffen3535

Ай бұрын

If you didn't know it comes with a copy of The Constitution as well, So 2 things DJ has never read before

Trump says this is the only Bible he endorses? I would check the entire text for any changes he made. My father was issued a Bible in WWII that changed “Thou shalt not kill” to “Thou shalt not kill except in case of war.”

@lisasharf1442

Ай бұрын

Seriously??

@slevenkelevra3813

Ай бұрын

To be fair "they" have been rewriting history for a good while, Trump is just attempting to go further back in history. The Bible is basically a history book so why not, revelations be damn.

@nightfall902

Ай бұрын

Worth checking out...could be valuable.

@nightfall902

Ай бұрын

Did the research. The only alteration to the WW2 Roosevelt issued bible was the added letter. "To the armed forces: As commander-in-chief I take pleasure in commending the reading of the Bible to all who serve in the armed forces of the United States. Throughout the centuries men of many diverse faiths and diverse origins have found in the Sacred Book words of wisdom, counsel, and inspiration. It is the fountain of strength and the highest aspiration of the human soul." -Franklin D. Roosevelt

No compulsion, Everyone has choice. Bye. 😁✊🏿

My guess in 2 years your show will be off the air lol lol 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

That new sketch of dɯnɹ⊥ looks like Dr. Oz.

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@oleradiodudea.m.4735

29 күн бұрын

Didn't you mean life insurance?

You'd think with all those writers, they could tell the diff between hacking and hocking.

Trump must have watch menace || society, O-Dog was gonna sell his video tapes for $59.99 😂😂

"All Americans need a Bible in their home."😂 "And I have many. It's my favorite book."😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

@griggbaylee5808

Ай бұрын

No kidding, anyone that would believe that must have a real struggle getting through life, 🫣

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

@@griggbaylee5808 Dorks who choke on bibbles usually do!

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

"All Americans need laughter in their home." "And I have Trump. He's my favorite comedian."

The Bibles burst into flames when you open them

@POWERQUEST123

Ай бұрын

That would be Creepy Joe.

@v.dargain1678

Ай бұрын

They have a Phoenix is inside of them ?

@Quaker-tc8ue

Ай бұрын

Really? Has he bragged about ‘I’d be married to Ivanka if she wasn’t my daughter!” No? That was #45? Ok, thought so. @@POWERQUEST123

I look forward to ALL the Trump court sketches as NFTs.

Boy buy😂 He would know know the Bible unless he was using it as toliet paper...

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

What is a boy buy? ''Know Know''? Are you even carrying a full suitcase?

@candymonay

Ай бұрын

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Ummm.....it's a Expression. 'Buy not bye because he's selling Bibles. Did you see the same clip?🤔

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

@@candymonay You're still not making a bit of sense. Maybe you should employ "a Expression" [sic] others are familiar with.

@candymonay

Ай бұрын

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 🤣🤣🤣 If you were not raised in the culture why would you argue. Move on. 💯

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

​@@candymonay If you were raised alone on a south seas desert island and never spoke any language, how would you argue with bullshit? Move on, indeed. And don't drop out of 5th grade. You have a lot to learn.

His favorite book is Mein Kampf

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

Yes, but since he can't read German or English, he just looks at the pictures and stimulates himself.

@johnsullivan2329

Ай бұрын

@@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Good one!

That look on Jimmys face at 1:11!!!

Yeah but how much would you really pay for a re-gifted hotel bible? Seriously?

@caronstout354

29 күн бұрын

..a Bible that was worth only $49.99 three years ago.

The King Donald version of the Bible. Called it years ago...

@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602

Ай бұрын

King Donald's Version is the True Bibull.

Finish this sentence: 'Rump holding a Bible is like _______________'.

Be nice, it’s a miracle he condensed the Bible down to maybe 100 pages and mostly about him.

AD Miles cameo, lezz gooo

Hahaha it's funniest thing ever. Trump never read Bible in his life and trying to sell Bible. Reminds me of movie o brother where art thou the Bible sales man!!

Damn Jimmy did u hafta spoil the Bachelor for me? I was waiting til tonite to watch...a warning woulda been nice sheesh.

He will be selling Ivanka next 😅

Hocking

@BooksForever

Ай бұрын

To hock something is to essentially “sell” it to a pawn shop. Hawk is what you’re looking for.

It's Jimmy Fallon

Those aren’t sketches they are HD photos