Trump Has Bigly Bad Day in Court, Exploits the Murder of a Young Woman & Roseanne Goes to Mar-a-Lago
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Donald Trump has had not one but three different judges rule against him in three different cases, April 15th is the first time in history a former president will be held accountable for cheating on his taxes and his wife on the same day, Trump reportedly kept classified documents everywhere, he has been shamelessly trying to exploit the murder of a young woman in Michigan, Roseanne Barr headlined a star-studded fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, Republicans are complaining about crazy stuff, there was a ceremony to mark the official opening of the Olympic pool, the Fox 59 team in Indianapolis won this week’s award for “Excellence in Reporting,” one of the biggest heists in history happened in Los Angeles over Easter weekend and we have the perpetrator in our studio, and we ask young people on Hollywood Blvd to complete a simple task - send a letter to Mom.
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I’d like to thank Jimmy and his staff for making Trump and his base bitter as hell 😁👍
@debbiejohnson5610
Ай бұрын
Amen
@c.a.savage5689
Ай бұрын
👍👍👍👏👏👏
@dawnstanley1733
Ай бұрын
Absolutely the best medicine!
@oldrrocr
Ай бұрын
wait until after trump loses again... in Nov, Dec Jan...
@rachaelsippel7764
Ай бұрын
@oldrrocr praying and voting for it!!
"Grab him by the Mushroom, Stormy!" 🤣
@sonyaallison128
Ай бұрын
Cheese wheel... 😂😮😅😊
@andreasmith2469
Ай бұрын
😂🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣😂🤣
@beershits9340
Ай бұрын
Gotta get paid first lol cash up front trump knows the deal
@amm4202
Ай бұрын
Not funny at all. This dude is bought and paid for
That _"Can you send a letter to your mom?"_ segment was hilarious! Also we're doomed.
@dianehartung5954
Ай бұрын
Don't worry, The younger generation can send letters and write.......
@dawnstanley1733
Ай бұрын
I enjoyed that as well. Lol
@stevyyjay85
Ай бұрын
I am a teacher... and appalled.
@fabulousbabe
Ай бұрын
@@stevyyjay85 yeah, there’s nothing funny about that
@michaelmonahan9170
Ай бұрын
@stevyyjay85 what part of a successful education in the 21st century was letter addressing again
Thank you Jimmy for calling out everytime that worm lies. Kudos for the family member that called him out!
This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president? 😢
@rob3539
Ай бұрын
It got stupid quite some time ago, from my perspective. .. about 6 Jan 2021 and no-one was arresting him.
@ROWGAMEROOM
Ай бұрын
Because he is innocent
@ROWGAMEROOM
Ай бұрын
@rob3539 lol stay ignorant
@tnbrfller
Ай бұрын
@@ROWGAMEROOM Eric, is that you ? Go to bed, you have Kindergarten in the morning.
@bsusak09
Ай бұрын
It’s so stupid. He technically could be president from a prison cell for his entire term.
I friken love Jimmy... keep giving him hell buddy
@markgates1565
Ай бұрын
I think Steven colbert is funnier
@janetives5470
Ай бұрын
They both are great.
@joshuahjfarquharm.3269
Ай бұрын
Its just cringe? is it supposed to be funny?
@ryansmith-kd3xm
27 күн бұрын
Durrr
The bit about addressing an envelope is no joke. I was in the post office when a guy ask me how to address an envelope.
@user-km4gb2uh5b
Ай бұрын
At least he asked. He has more intelligence than the others who just guessed.
I live in GR and he didn't get much publicity. We didn't want him. And he LIED about talking to Ruby's family. He is sickening...Roseanne Barr is crazy.. Truly.
@brendaboudinot6431
Ай бұрын
Agree, agree, agreed.
The best part of the Stormy Daniels case is that it wasn't illegal for him to pay the NDA. It was illegal for him to try to hide it. He was looking for a tax break! Hahaha
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
Stormy Daniels is the only professional Donnie has hired.
@user-jl3gj2te8y
Ай бұрын
And paid...😮😂😂
@JimBalter
Ай бұрын
He was looking to get elected ... that's why hiding it was such a crime.
No one knew 20 years ago that Tom Arnold would be the sane one in that ball of crazy?!?! 🗳️⚖️🇺🇲⚖️🗳️
@dianeshover1465
Ай бұрын
🥴😆🤣😂🤣👏👏👏
@LaggyArms
Ай бұрын
FACTS. Best decision of his life.
@PaulaDautremont
Ай бұрын
@@LaggyArms That and having the tat of her on his butt laser removed.
@420saralou
Ай бұрын
Right? I actually like him now that he's disassociated himself from crazy!
@laurah3282
Ай бұрын
Since he is away from Roseanne I have to say I kind of like him😄
I like how Roseanne says "do ME a favor.." like she has a vested interest in people ruining their lives, lol.
People who can't address an envelope!??! That's INSANE!!! 😮 Don't these people ever get any mail?
@jennym3883
Ай бұрын
no they probably don't. letters are becoming obsolete.
Roseanne!!!! Is that wine glass permanently embedded in your right hand? She is a mess!!!!
@Chez8922-kf6cy
Ай бұрын
She's nuts
@ee-mon-ee1653
Ай бұрын
What's even better is that she loves Trump because he did her a favor once.. Then come to find out from Tom, "I smoke Rocks" Arnold, he let her use a venue that Tom actually ended up paying for said venue.. On top of that Trump then tells this farmer he will buy his deusenberg car so he can drive Hoe'sanne as her chauf·feur to the event.. Later that farmer drives through the night to Tom's house to gripe that Trump never paid for the car and Tom had to pay for it.. This is after Tom and Trump are in some hotel I believe in Moscow with 6 prostos and says "this bed is where Obama slept when he was here Tom I want you to urinate on it.. Tom obviously refused because he said they had cameras everywhere.. He said that at the time Trump was filming The Apprentice and apparently they have 100's of hours of footage they recorded of Trump doing obscene stuff.. Tom has been trying for years to get the footage that's locked up in some warehouse.. So has Trump but the I guess producer refuses to let anyone have it.. You watch one day that stuff will come out and I promise as Tom says you will see just how big a dirt ball Trump really is.
@howardhall516
Ай бұрын
@@Chez8922-kf6cy ...she's macadamia nuts, in fact!
@mf_explosive304
Ай бұрын
It’s a shame. I remember watching her show growing up. I would still watch the old stuff tbh. I have lost all respect for her unfortunately.
@colleenpeck6347
Ай бұрын
Her grammar is horrendous! 😳
Jimmy!!! You KNOW he is watching this and is VERY ANGRY!!! Thank you again 😊❤
@sherrih6375
Ай бұрын
And, I am here for it! 😂😂😂
@kittikins1
Ай бұрын
Ketchup be flying😂
@AlexanderNovak0
Ай бұрын
Oh pls...are you really that low
@cyrenej1413
Ай бұрын
@@AlexanderNovak0 hope you are having a lovely day 😊
@silentmajority8365
Ай бұрын
@@cyrenej1413 TRUMP 2024
If he is so worried about the border, why did he tell the House not to pass the Border Bill? Doesn't anyone ever ask him that????
@Morgan313
Ай бұрын
Trump wants problems he can scapegoat others for, not solutions
@someoneelse842
Ай бұрын
Because a. he wants to use the border as a main complaint and whining subject in his campaign and, b. if he is elected, he will push the exact same bill through and become a hero.
@patriciashinavierkosley2499
Ай бұрын
@@someoneelse842 Yes I know that. But, why hasn't someone nailed him with that question anyway...I'd love to hear what he says when he has to talk right to their faces. He probably wouldn't even answer, or just yell that it was a bigly bad question!
@someoneelse842
Ай бұрын
@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 Probably would get one of his babbling nonsense answers and an attitude.
@ivanivonovich9863
Ай бұрын
@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 He alwas dodges that question. It would make him look bad.
I work for the post office. We got a letter the other day that had the recipient’s address on one side and the sender’s address in the same place on the opposite side. 🤦♀️
@bunzeebear2973
Ай бұрын
That went into the round file cabinet, right?
@goodtroublemaker143
Ай бұрын
@@bunzeebear2973 Nah, we delivered it. Not sure how long it took to get here though.
@rachaelsippel7764
Ай бұрын
😮 Yikes *and* Thank you for working at the USPS!
@deadshot8077
Ай бұрын
What’s the story? That’s exactly how most of the world addresses their envelopes. Recipient on the front with the stamp, sender address on the back. Is this yet one more thing where the US has decided to be “different”?
@darylgregg
Ай бұрын
Literally how most of the world does it.
Roseanne Barr looks like she is touting the grand opening of her Psychic Reading location in a strip mall.
@reginastogner9535
Ай бұрын
Nailed it😂😂😂😂❤
@jgorge2702
Ай бұрын
PERFECT!!!!!
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
Ай бұрын
You spelled "outside a strip joint" wrong.
@jjrr2273
Ай бұрын
utt ohh ...
@woopimagpie
Ай бұрын
Except some Psychics actually have credibility. They don't work in strip malls though. Or drink wine from a brandy balloon. LOL.
Roseanne’s not just batshit insane. She’s also somehow lazy about it.
@williebailey3566
Ай бұрын
for as much as you talked about it she got a right to be what you want to be
@williebailey3566
Ай бұрын
or should I say for as much as he talked about all women they got a right to be what they want to be and if you don't like it lump it
@alwaysthinkingcritically
Ай бұрын
You're still not asking any sense@@williebailey3566
@c.a.savage5689
Ай бұрын
@@alwaysthinkingcritically well said.
@c.a.savage5689
Ай бұрын
@@williebailey3566 Willie, my man, you can correct and/or modify your comments. Or have a grown-up do it for you!
Wow! I think I learned to send a letter in first grade. That is ridiculous if that's what we have to serve us in the future. Whoa!
@LizMason-girvan
Ай бұрын
My 85 year old Mum can definitely address a letter, but she struggles to send an email. Different skills for different times.
@carterhalbrooks8091
29 күн бұрын
Thank you for spelling "whoa" correctly. I do not know when "whoa" transformed into "woah", but it was Gen Z's fault, and the unfortunate accumulation of small but crucial failures will eventually catch up to us...
Non-stop court jestering is needed to topple this naked emperor. Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!
Roseanne used to be the quick-witted logical voice when I grew up watching her in tv. Now she's clearly gone.
@T.S.Smelliot
Ай бұрын
For real. Her show and her stand up material was so good back then. Very poignant and awesome.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
Ай бұрын
Down the rabbit hole, bottle of wine in hand.
@bovinityleak2066
Ай бұрын
They rebooted her show with out her! Successfully!
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
Ай бұрын
She is insane!
@colleenpeck6347
Ай бұрын
Just a erased alcoholic has been ! 🍺
Kimmel is really knocking it out of the park lately
@woopimagpie
Ай бұрын
The more insane this whole Trump thing gets the harder Jimmy goes. And I for one am here for it.
@mortalclown3812
Ай бұрын
We gotta hand props to his writers, too - Match made in heaven. 💪💙
Roseanne: "...they don't teach you nothing good...., drop out & call me!!"🤦🏾
@MelissaBrazier-wh4jg
29 күн бұрын
Gosh, wtf happened to her.... she's just an old alcoholic now..... sad😢
The Can You Send A Letter Was Sad And Hilarious Somehow ? 🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy has the best orange guy monolog.
Roseanne has truly lost her $hit.
@EdwardLindon
Ай бұрын
I dunno, still seems pretty full of it, if you ask me.
@michaelgillespie1206
Ай бұрын
Yeah, about fifty years ago.
@theultimatereductionist7592
Ай бұрын
WTF happened to Roseanne being for the Green Tea Party?
@heinleinreader
Ай бұрын
She never had any sh*t to lose.
@jackjacky8105
Ай бұрын
that's why she needs donnies diapers from mar a lago
The letter portion was insane. Jesus!!! How bizarre! How times have changed. I would not have expected the youth not to be able to address a letter.
@esaedvik
Ай бұрын
It's been probably over 20 years since I've mailed anything, so I wouldn't think zoomers would even be able to. Same with faxes and checks, though for them, it's been closer to 30 years. Wouldn't think zoomers would know what a laserdisk is or floppy disk or minidisk or CRT or stick shift.
@tamcon72
Ай бұрын
@@esaedvik You never send greeting cards or thank you cards to people? Really?
@dmcloren
Ай бұрын
... Or write a check!
@jimodonnelly7762
Ай бұрын
No surprise. All they use is texting. They probably can't even send an e-mail .
@Acadia26
Ай бұрын
@@esaedvik Well, stick shifts, or gear levers (pronounced leavers) as they're known outside the US are still very much in use in other parts.
Jimmy's right!😀 If the younger generation doesn't know what we know, we're to blame! Writing checks, addressing envelopes, writing in script...etc, etc🤷🏾
@michaelmonahan9170
Ай бұрын
Next you're gonna tell me they don't know how to use the three seashells either!
God help us if he becomes president again 🤦🏻♀️ I'll never understand how anyone thinks he's presidential material.
@FZ9308
Ай бұрын
Mass exodus if he wins????
@bobbybaucom9440
Ай бұрын
@@FZ9308 To where? What are some possibilities where they don't have any communications with the outside world and you'd never hear the name of Trump again. Is there a place like that or would it be heaven?☺
@FZ9308
Ай бұрын
@@bobbybaucom9440 Antarctica
@leslieortenzi8875
Ай бұрын
@chrisx-vq4wo You're so right! 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲
@ontheroad214
Ай бұрын
@chrisx-vq4woeconomy at all time high, market at a high, net exporter of energy, new infrastructure investment.. what’s wrongs inflation? Too bad trump ordered that huge pandemic stimulus with zero guardrails. But by all means .. give power back to the people that crashed the economy every single time they gained power since the 1980s…
Trump belongs in Prison not running for Presidency. Period.
@MrBud85
Ай бұрын
Crazy he always gets away with everything. Can delay court rulings for years, not pay contractors, ignore gag orders......it's never ending for a not so smart guy that was just rich. And he ruins every business he touches....
@jimako6
Ай бұрын
It's beyond ridiculous he continues to delay accountability for his heinous crimes
@mountcomfort740
Ай бұрын
The republican front runner? Those republican values!!!!
@karinbarger9192
Ай бұрын
It’s beyond belief that he’s not been in prison for a long time already! WTH?!
@valentinetarangojr.616
Ай бұрын
@MrBud85, it's because he's been sued so many times in his lifetime that he knows every trick to exploit the justice system to delay and wear down.
None of these folks have ever RECIEVED MAIL?
@Beatle849
Ай бұрын
I'd say it is possible. Almost all transactions and communications are done electronically now.
@lizziej72
Ай бұрын
You mean "received"
@sarahluper7881
Ай бұрын
@@lizziej72 Haven't you heard of "typo"?
Wow, Roseanne really needs to lay off the sauce. Plus she's whacked to think that a college education won't help anyone.
@MrDeathpilot
Ай бұрын
A college education sure didn't help the girl at 14:13 🤔
@suegeorge998
Ай бұрын
@@MrDeathpilot who are you referring to?
How is Trump not in jail by now? I don't know if i should be impressed or distressed. Trump for Prison 2024
@JaceD4V1S88
Ай бұрын
ive been wondering the same thing, lock him up and throw away the key, unless hes finding more loopholes to keep himself out or delaying, but at this point im just hoping the next big mac will take it's toll
@dejavually
Ай бұрын
LIFE ISNT FAIR....money gets u anything even when u did nothing to get it
@ldo1308
Ай бұрын
Because it's all just political theater and he's just playing the game, playing his designated role
@Diamientim
Ай бұрын
Jail blah blah blah blah blah
@DSAK55
Ай бұрын
Rich White guy, that's how
I think the question we're left wondering is if Trump could successfully address an envelope.
@izzitme2707
Ай бұрын
We all know the answer to that one! 🤣🤣🤣
@Northcountry1926
Ай бұрын
LOL
@garymountcastle6657
Ай бұрын
@@izzitme2707For all you MAGA fans out there the answer is “no”.
@rossblake7601
Ай бұрын
Or drive a car
@wrafl
Ай бұрын
Fecal matter brain
Imagine thinking that Roseanne is going to help you get elected! Damn!
Deeply grateful for collective SANITY AND HUMOR!!
This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president?
@jimako6
Ай бұрын
American justice favouritism to a traitor beyond absurd
@JimBobele
Ай бұрын
Cause the senate especially turtle Mitch McConnell failed to do his job...
@kevinhawley8539
Ай бұрын
Because no one is Brave enough to Confront him for his Bullshit!
@dr.g3860
Ай бұрын
Thats due to frightened senators who failed to convict him on the impeachment(s) for fear they'd be harassed. Profiles in courage...
@nunobritoo
Ай бұрын
This comment is a bot. Literally saw the exact same comment above this one with a different username
It's like they've never even SEEN an addressed, stamped envelope.
@stevenmoore3480
Ай бұрын
you see it in tv and film all the time, even if you don't in life, so there is zero excuse.
@ZYX261
Ай бұрын
Observational skills are lacking. If it's not on their screen.... So, Grandma never got a thank you note?
@florete2310
Ай бұрын
True. I mean, they must get SOME letters from time to time, right? Like official letters, business stuff etc - and they aren't able to discern any applicable pattern from that, whatsoever... Well, my old lab tech teacher always told me "If you do something wrong, at least do it systematically"...
@Klako-ls6yt
Ай бұрын
@@ZYX261 My family always preferred calls over cards/notes, so no, I've never sent my grandma a thank you note. Although, as well, my family lives overseas, so it's easier to just call instead of sending a card to another country.
Love you Jimmy, thanks for keeping us laughing.❤️🖖🖖🖖
Omg, these people are going to VOTE!😱
5:12 okay, Roseanne. I think you’ve had enough champagne.
@kellibarnhouse6160
Ай бұрын
Roseanne only wants to keep her taxes from going up! She spews this Bullcrap to influence the Trump supporters!
@bovinityleak2066
Ай бұрын
And orange kool aid.
@markrice4808
Ай бұрын
Maybe she was getting ready to sing the J6 Anthem. She could give it what it deserves based on her previous vocal efforts.
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
That wasn't champagne
Now we need a real Judge who will throw Trump in PRISON!! Don the con it's pass your PRISON TIME!! 🤣🤣
@bovinityleak2066
Ай бұрын
Fani is badass.
@S.Shea2432
Ай бұрын
@@bovinityleak2066, HELL YESS!! 🗣 💯 💙
@Conservadouche93
Ай бұрын
It won't happen. And even if he does time, it doesn't matter
@Imagine-JL
Ай бұрын
Effin' A - that creep is just sickening!!!
@jongalleog3486
Ай бұрын
Past !!!
Jimmy makes a good point at the end when he says, ‘that’s our fault and not theirs, by the way”. I never had my kids send return thank you cards in the mail. That said, my children KNOW how to address and stamp an envelope thank god.
Rosie is HAMMERED 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫. What a lush
Why does Roseanne look like she should be some Agatha Christie Novel talking about the evils of Jazz and radio?
@daunafuller9868
Ай бұрын
She shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence as Dame Agatha Christie!! Instead, put her in an AA or substance abuse commercial for as the “before sobriety“ model.
@JM-vj7we
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂Lol
@tamcon72
Ай бұрын
LOL!
@60sbaby608
Ай бұрын
An article for "Dressing ones self up while intoxicated " tutorial:Starring Roseanne Barr 😊
These people don’t know how to address an envelope. That is concerning. 😳
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
Have they ever fetched the mail?
@bethsojourner6798
Ай бұрын
At least knew what an envelope was. 😅😅😅
@ginam.8378
Ай бұрын
This is the generation who will be running the world in 20-30 yrs. OMG. We think things are bad now…
@_Pauper_
Ай бұрын
Katie, you used to go to Harvard.
@Barnabas45
Ай бұрын
Our future is phuked!
12:48 "I wrote it all upside down, I wrote that same address twice, her name, and I put a cactus in the corner." "Are you high?" "I am." 😂 That was so funny.
Well Done Jimmy!!!
People sending letters……unbelievable!
@martin2289
Ай бұрын
Obviously they've never received or even seen a hard copy piece of mail in their young lives. Somehow...
@JZsBFF
Ай бұрын
It makes fun TV but who still knows how to bake a bread, sew on a button, slaughter a chicken, etc?
@yvonnetomenga5726
Ай бұрын
@@martin2289• I suspect they've seen hard copy mail but not paid attention.
@barney5583
Ай бұрын
@@yvonnetomenga5726, right, they've most likely recieved bills in the mail😂😂😂
@connyleicht6567
Ай бұрын
Why? I always send postcards when I'm on holidays.
And the Harvard student who can't address a mail envelope. Shocking.
@michealbarnes1447
Ай бұрын
Ikr. I guess she only knew email and text.😂
The last BIT is PAINFUL TO WATCH. 😢😢 😔
@GG.1900
Ай бұрын
💯😔
How do you not know how to address a letter? I know those kids have received mail before. Thats ridiculous
@christinaroberts326
Ай бұрын
As a masters student who was born in 1999, I never once in my life received a letter. Technological innovation (email, text, etc.) has rendered the knowledge unnecessary at best and useless at worst. The ONLY reason I know how to address a letter is because my mom insisted on handwritten thank you cards opposed to digital ones for my undergrad graduation. There’s a reason why no one under the age of 30 know how to use a typewriter. You can’t know what no one teaches you.
@michaelmonahan9170
Ай бұрын
I'm in my 40s, and if I didn't have a side business selling things through the mail, I could count on my fingers the number of times in my life I've had to address a letter.
@sarahluper7881
Ай бұрын
@@christinaroberts326 I love the times receiving birthday cards thru the postal with the name of the sender on the top left and my name in the lower center of the envelop. I still have those birthday cards (paper documents are more easily stored and accessed than digital).
Dissing education with bad grammar is top Roseanne and the funniest self-own in a while.
@knittylane3016
Ай бұрын
Exactly
@richinoable
Ай бұрын
💯
She's going to help them with their lives? Noone is that desperate or stupid. How many drinks has Roseanne had?
@OriginalCaliKitty
Ай бұрын
It seems like she went off the rails quite a while ago - no alcohol needed
@hawk469
Ай бұрын
Im surprised she was even looking str8 at the camera
@colleenpeck6347
Ай бұрын
She's just crazy and nasty now. 😜
@nicholasfarrell5981
Ай бұрын
Ambien's gonna have to release another statement, aren't they?
@ernestcruz6316
Ай бұрын
@@hawk469Actually, she thought there were three cameras and just looked at the one in the middle.
Wow, money truly doesn’t buy class. Roseanne is a wreck…😮
Head shaking and eyes rolling . . .
I understand that many of these young people maybe have never written a letter and mailed it. But I don't believe that they've never received mail.
@allisonjames2923
Ай бұрын
I guess they all live at home so don’t pay any attention to the mail that’s been delivered as they probably think it’s only bills for their parents 🤷♀️
@MrBENTON78
Ай бұрын
Exactly
@jeannetterudel1873
Ай бұрын
The one young lady had to get an acceptance letter from Harvard at the very least!!
@Klako-ls6yt
Ай бұрын
Just because you receive mail doesn't mean you're paying attention to the envelope.
Addressing a letter: OMG, that is an embarrassment to the education system and parenting. Funny, but frightening!
@embreis2257
Ай бұрын
well, at least it explains in part how someone like Trump can still run for president instead of running for his skin every day.
@matsetizar65
Ай бұрын
Hard to say, they probably approached 20 people, 15 got it right and they just showed us the more “interesting” 5 answers.
@MaxineReid-pf9tf
Ай бұрын
Not funny! 😟
@spateri728
Ай бұрын
Well that's America for you. Do Americans still receive letters? Bills? Geez...what's all the writing on the front for?🤦♂️
@conscientiousobserver8772
Ай бұрын
@@matsetizar65 Still, even that margin is concerning.
Jimmy you're The Best!! Great Show!
Yes, Stormy..."bring back my sunny day"!!!
Big bad don is facing consequences
@sonjarickson1286
Ай бұрын
But when, haven't we waited long enough?
@RealGilbertGan
Ай бұрын
Don Phallus SHOULD be in jail by now!!
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
He is the one that needs a drug test, of course he would say they changed cups.
@michaelgillespie1206
Ай бұрын
Yeah, he's some splaining to do, in a court of law, the court of public opinion can't do him any good.
@ajstyles8550
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
"They don't teach you nothing good." Thanks for the education.
@davedixon2068
Ай бұрын
Sooo they do teach you something good....double negative equals a positive..."they DONT teach you NOTHING good" so they DO teach you SOMETHING good ........Get it now?
@outseeker
Ай бұрын
heh we can assume she didn't go herself? XD
@BlueEyedMatt42
Ай бұрын
@@outseeker I assume nothing 😂. I’d be surprised if she knows what it is.
@tbecker97204
Ай бұрын
"This is GREAT wine..." ( *vomits off camera* )
@baronmeduse
Ай бұрын
Judging by the last 5 4 minutes of this video she might be accidentally right!
The only thing that separates this from one of Letterman’s shows is how fast you delivered everything. Let the jokes sink in
Being a 60-something and having handled mail services for a mid-size company for twenty years I found the USPS mail addressing segment hilarious.
The addressing an envelope segment leaves me too shocked to even laugh.
@axelagosto5196
Ай бұрын
The education system is horrible.I learn that in second grade.
@sebk7717
Ай бұрын
Seriously, does anyone know how to use a fax machine, a floppy disk or pagers? Life changes and so does technology. Making fun of young people because of that is pretty condescending. Would you also laugh at elderly people for not knowing how to handle modern technology?
@NNA1958
Ай бұрын
So sad!
@kathleenambrose3293
Ай бұрын
@@sebk7717 Yes, I would at luddites. I'm elderly, but I know how to Google.
@brianbresson2237
Ай бұрын
@@sebk7717 dude. No. Like they never got mail before?!?! Grandma probably sent them an Easter card. That just means that aren't paying attention. No one taught me anything about mail. I just looked.
Can we please not forget the Trump White House was a damn pill mill…
@michaelgillespie1206
Ай бұрын
If Trump and Biden did do a drug test, it would be Donald that fails, that's what he does, he's a failure.
@rydn2lo
Ай бұрын
Bingo!
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
That was the Kennedy White House 🙄
@Cannamom710
Ай бұрын
Every president and politician are on something 😅🍷🍻 🥃💉 💊😝 But definitely not Cannabis! 😆😕😅 SMH 😒🙄 They too stresses for MJ! They need to really escape their minds & lives on the daily! I bet cocaine is rampant too. 😅
@katherineweber8955
Ай бұрын
Yep. Trump is forever accusing everyone else of doing what he does.
Ask them to tell time from an analog clock, or use a manual shift.
Jimmy...keep up the great work...please
Remember, only a stable genius is denied dismissal by three courts in two days.
@jkap34
Ай бұрын
The stablest of humans
@wheressteve
Ай бұрын
Many people are saying that they've never seen anything like it before.
@maxinel1776
Ай бұрын
Only a stable genius would bankrupt a casino.
@IAmHereForeve
Ай бұрын
"But I graduated from Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania..."
@Democracy982
Ай бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂
Omfg. The letter writers are truly horrifically embarrassing & distressing.
@johnnyhunter
Ай бұрын
It's really not that critical these days, tbh. It's simply a different generation.
@crestfallenraven
Ай бұрын
@@johnnyhunter No way man, this is unacceptable. That our basic education system doesn't teach how to write a proper letter. Absolutely depressing.
@Boomer52702
Ай бұрын
Until your internet goes down and you freak out@@johnnyhunter
@ms.jessica5910
Ай бұрын
Exactly! I was surprised the 37 year old man didn't know where to place the stamp.
@8ofwands300
Ай бұрын
@@johnnyhunter it's not " critical" to know how to use a landline, but probably a good idea to know how to use one nevertheless. Sheesh the excuses being made for young people not learning basic skills. 😒😒
“I go to Harvard.” 😂 classic line to end the segment.
OMG! He’s got you under his skin! Hilarious! Brilliant mockery! I just love it!
People at the Post Office need a raise .
@noitall13
Ай бұрын
Only stamp prices are RAISED!
@gwenfooteprints
Ай бұрын
That's what happens when you get a millionaire, who also owns a competitor mailing corporation- private sector. LaJoy is still in charge of USPS and trying to destory it!
@JasonC-ic3qd
Ай бұрын
The public was barely literate when the USPS started up anyhow. If Gen Z can't destroy the mighty institution, one beurocrat doesn't have a prayer.
@tsubadaikhan6332
Ай бұрын
Honestly, it can't really be this bad, can it? Maybe this was like the worst 10 people of 200 they interviewed? Harvard? Seriously?
@GeoScorpion
Ай бұрын
I'd be ok with it if the workers at my local office just. Moved. A. Little. Bit. Faster. No joke, if they went slower, they'd be moving backward. There should be a Starbucks Requirement: They must have worked at a high-volume Starbucks for 6 months before they can even TAKE the civil service exam.
This was one of the most important and historic monologues ever, in too many ways.
@AnaterZ
Ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is not Ron Burgundy. Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon are on a federal payroll. They say the same thing on a daily basis always about Trump. GOP is better in operations. DNC is better in marketing.
@Upsidedowndog27
Ай бұрын
Bro you need to rethink your life choices if you think a jimmy kimmel monologue has any significance to literally anything
@paulreiche2746
Ай бұрын
@@Upsidedowndog27 Donald seems to 'hang' on every joke!
@kittikins1
Ай бұрын
@@Upsidedowndog27and here you are watching it, and reading comments, and.. commenting 😂
The letter sending bit was sad. None of the kids knew where to put what on the envelope, but I was surprised they could still write a few words in cursive script. I used to love sending/receiving letters to family and friends. Still write the odd one across the country and to Australia as I'm not on social network.
Should have asked Roseanne to try and address an envelope too. 😂😂
@thingamabob3902
Ай бұрын
the letter will never close when she´s licking the glue with that alcohol breath ^^
@edkrzywdzinski9121
Ай бұрын
@@thingamabob3902 She was at a Trump event right? Maybe that wasn't champagne knowing him!
That’s just sad that people don’t know how to address a letter 🤦🏽♀️
The letter addressing made me LOL!!
Wow, I can’t believe they don’t know how to post a stamp/letter
All Trump needs is jail time. He's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂
@loganmalough2379
Ай бұрын
But not his followers who treat him like he’s Charles Manson.
@opalightorro375
Ай бұрын
Hun, theyre ALL criminals
@erasethebagels
Ай бұрын
smartest democrat
@Diamientim
Ай бұрын
U gonna get it done 💯
@TheRocketla
Ай бұрын
@@Diamientim8
If they cut off immigration who is going to pick fruits and vegetables in Michigan.
@LaDemocrazia
Ай бұрын
And working in slaughter houses, cleaning the rich men's bathrooms... Look what happened in the UK. The country is suffering badly. Farmers had to cull cattle, expensive meat has to be imported from China. No Truck drivers... Two examples only.
@triciac1019
Ай бұрын
And throughout the country.
@mickilicyes5399
Ай бұрын
Exactly! I live in Michigan and am surrounded by Trump supporters it's brutal!
@bunzeebear2973
Ай бұрын
Obviously these people that cannot address an envelope. Minimum wage or $2/hr.
@monti8415
Ай бұрын
Exactly!!! Who is going to mow the lawns, pave the driveways, build houses, deliver the goods and so on and so on and so on...?
Jimmy we love you for calling out Trump every chance you get❤!
Sooooo true every word he says about that Dropkick and his misses is 100% true love listening to the truth for once.
She goes to Harvard!? What a waste of money!!! 😂😂😂😂
@woopimagpie
Ай бұрын
Why? Harvard isn't in the business of teaching totally unnecessary skills. I'd actually be far more alarmed if that's what they were teaching. What next? How to churn butter 101?
@PokeySoggybottom
Ай бұрын
She wasn't far off. She just needed to reverse the stamp and the home address.
@tamfam0620
Ай бұрын
Not Harvards fault, probably the fault of the expensive private k-12 school she went to....
"Selling a $60 bible is a regular guy thing to do". What has happened to people. I can't believe she said that with a straight face.
@nonya.bizness
Ай бұрын
maybe she doesn't know that a bible is free online, digital or hard copy. so are our founding docs.
@ODoylero0lz
Ай бұрын
Part of the grift.
@JoanAlberts
Ай бұрын
Blasphemy
@tinkerstrade3553
Ай бұрын
That wasn't "a straight face", she had no choice because of the Botox.🤣
@johnmaki3046
Ай бұрын
IF Trump was a "regular guy"; HE WOULD BE LOCKED AWAY FOR GOOD BY NOW!
Hi me again from Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪. So if these people don't have a clue how to address an envelope i wonder will they also struggle to write an actual letter.
Wow just wow!
Fillet of fish? Policies? Is this man a politician?
@davidlundquist1979
Ай бұрын
Honestly, someone not knowing that Newt Gingrich is (was) a politician gives me more hope for the future of humanity than anything in a while.
Vote Biden Catch the blue tsunami 🌊 Vote Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 2024🌊🌊🌊🌊
@patrisshajones4121
Ай бұрын
I SECOND THAT MOTION.
@ROWGAMEROOM
Ай бұрын
Says the person who doesn't value democracy lol
@rasheedagattis4962
Ай бұрын
Hey 🤷🏾♀️ Alabama flipped Blue and were going to Watch the Blue Wave sweep thru
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
🙄 your two party system is a travesty. You know nothing about democracy.
@jcoopes5604
Ай бұрын
So *rump can go to jail!
6:51 And the guys in the background go "Aaah right" lol
Don't hold back, Jimmy! Tell us how you really feel😂
Have any of those Kids ever received a letter? Not even a Birthday card from Grandma??
@TracyAdams-ry2fc
Ай бұрын
They probably have, but didn’t pay any attention to the envelope, what’s inside ( money/ gift card) was more important.
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
@@TracyAdams-ry2fc The mail comes everyday, they don't see it or look at who it is from? I teach my son to look for scams that come in the mail.
@Gigi-fv9ky
Ай бұрын
And, obviously, they weren’t made to send a thank you note or a get well card.
@woopimagpie
Ай бұрын
Probably, but they were under the age of 10 when that last happened.
@mortalclown3812
Ай бұрын
@@woopimagpie Our Mom was fierce! 😂 We were writing our own thank you cards at 7... and knew how to address envelopes. On the other hand, I don't know how to do the background I want on Zoom.
Well done Jimmy!!!
These new fangled kid's is in over there head 😂😂😂. I like the one when they have to use Dial phone 😂😂
Listening to Donnie always sparks a sense of wonder... such as wondering how the late night hosts will mock him mercilessly!
@philipstanco6011
Ай бұрын
They have many years of comedy material.
@aggressiveattitudeera887
Ай бұрын
Bigly, even!
@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
Ай бұрын
I love Kimmel and Colbert. They help guide us through this insane time in our lives. A vote for tRump is a vote for Putin. I’m ridin’ with Biden!
@honpot2016
Ай бұрын
@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 u may not like biden but trump? my god vote blue or don't vote
@DissectGibberish
Ай бұрын
It's worth waiting for whatever the late night hosts dish out, their writers are sheer genius!
❤ you and your staff Jimmy! Keep calling out and embarrassing those liars & crooks. Also Guillermo is a hoot 😂
@AlexanderNovak0
Ай бұрын
He should call himself out
Love jimmy 😂Guillermo Rodriguez ! You guys are so awesome and funny !
Have these kids even RECEIVED mail before?
Ttump’s $175,000,000 bond was rejected ! ! !
@KB-ld6ql
Ай бұрын
Who knew??? Nobody would have guessed?? Right. Lmfao
@timothyburnett2770
Ай бұрын
That commercial with boban as the announcer. He bounces it he bounces it he bounces it ❤
@chaslam1945
Ай бұрын
Yay
@nosmoking5366
Ай бұрын
He couldn't address the envelope.
@darlaalonzo2177
Ай бұрын
😂
Next time…ask those students to make change from a simple cash purchase!
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
😅😅 I love handing a cashier $20.13 for an order that costs $15.63...... they say, "ooohhh....You're doing math in your head, aren't you!?" The joy it gives me makes me realize I'm getting older 😅
@LindaC616
Ай бұрын
A couple of months ago I had an order that came to $9.01. I gave them $10.01, and the guy still got the change wrong! 😅
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
@@LindaC616🤦🏻♀️
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
This ^^^^ yes!!!
@clintmash245
Ай бұрын
I had a guy once repeatedly ask what I wanted him to do with the extra money (like the 20.13 example above) ... I eventually gave up and took the unnecessary coins because honestly, I felt the people behind me in line didn't need him to understand. These days, I'm part of the 'problem' - I use card for basically everything.