Why am I not surprised that Ttump is selling Bibles for $60? I guess his aides thought $66.60 would be too on the nose. Edit: Damn, I did not expect this to blow up so much. If this gets 6.6k likes, I will laugh my ass off. Edit 2: Wow, we made it. Edit 3: Alright, we've passed 6.6, now let's get to 6.9. We can do this, people! Edit 4: 6.9! We got it!

@andrewstevenson118

Ай бұрын

668: Neighbour of the Beast

@philipstanco6011

Ай бұрын

Lol

@redbarchetta8782

Ай бұрын

Or more apt $66.69. 🤣

@amycantwell8715

Ай бұрын

Epic response 😎

@barbarakender2117

Ай бұрын

😂

"He has to have a lot of Bibles because every time he holds one it bursts into flames." Oh, Stephen, that is priceless!

@ianthesoccerref

Ай бұрын

I had that joke pegged when he opened it to view the centerfold.

@Slo-ryde

Ай бұрын

The writers are top notch

@outdoorswalker3744

Ай бұрын

We need a clip of just that

@invisiblepinkunicorn7626

Ай бұрын

😂

@lyndasmith593

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Someone said, not too long ago, and I paraphrase,..."Fascism will come to this country wrapped in the US flag and holding a Bible." Here he is and he's told you over and over who he is.

@rev.rachel

Ай бұрын

++

@tadonplane8265

Ай бұрын

Donald “Duce” Trump

@bob-zi1eb

Ай бұрын

Honest Don has never been held accountable for any of his business failures. From Trump casino his last publicly listed company that went bankrupt and was delisted to Trump University, Trump the board game and Trump Steak. All real failed Trump business ventures I kid you not. There was also Trump Airlines.

@Acadia26

Ай бұрын

Well, when every child is made to recite a pledge of allegiance every day, you're laying the foundation of extreme nationalism which is part and parcel of fascism. That and the brainwashing of the USA being the greatest nation on Earth when it's anything but for the vast majority of its population.

@ileneplantone3817

Ай бұрын

No secret who the ANTI CHRIST IS

“ Peddling Bibles doesn’t make you a Christian any more then peddling Kirby makes you a vacuum cleaner “….

@takaorobinson8719

Ай бұрын

Well said. But comparing the Bible to a Kirby vacuum? The Kirby actually works.

@B_Bodziak

Ай бұрын

Trump and his Bible... both have stories of rape, incest, and hate...

@B_Bodziak

Ай бұрын

Trump and his Bible... Both have stories of rape, incest, swindling and hate

@matthewconrad2908

Ай бұрын

His mouth is also a carpet and furniture adapter brush attachment disguised as a jurors box

@anthonyschlott916

Ай бұрын

The international fraternity of Kirby is suing you over this comment. You have been challenged to trial by Super Smash Bros... Melee.

How sick is America if they are not ashamed of Trump. He would not be tolerated in any other country

@jpdemer5

Ай бұрын

Dunno about that... you've got other sparkling personalities like Ghaddafi, Hussein, Idi Amin, Putin . . .

@WillieWeed

Ай бұрын

Probably because America is the only modern country without law's against cult's. It's why we have legal slavery across the country who we all pay the taxes for. Need law's protecting the people from these cults like scientology and maga

@goonigoogoo5868

Ай бұрын

that is because here in Europe we are better educated and informed . Americans get their information from social media and are for the most uneducated and over religious dummies . trump takes advantage of this. that is how that happened

@loricrawford1952

Ай бұрын

So true, most of the world's leaders are horrified and incredulous that half of America may vote for him AGAIN.

@lindaburns2568

Ай бұрын

@@jpdemer5 hard and cruel men but Trump is definitely the most stupid. That's what happens when men who shouldn't be within a yard of power who are incapable of handling it

Trump claims the Bible is his favorite book, but his ex-wife said the only book he kept next to the bed was a book full of Hitler's quotes.

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

It's a good book. You should read it sometime

@AsscensionJoy

Ай бұрын

It's Mein Kampf, not a collection of his quotes

@swampy6194

Ай бұрын

The Bible Trump luvs is but the George Santos version, although George also claims to have authored Mein Kampf. Gee, what a guy.

@BLCMNST

Ай бұрын

Trump, Biden, Bush, Obama.. it's all the same. All have killed innocent people around the world. Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, military dictatorships in latin america...now Palestine. The list goes on and on.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

Ай бұрын

​@@swampy6194that's not funny. George Santos is a Holocaust survivor

Trump Bibles. Wow. *WOW* What a time to be alive....it's my birthday. My wish is that BIDEN WILL BEAT THE HELL out of 45 and we take the Senate & House in 2024.

@chillybbbee747

Ай бұрын

Happy Birthday!!!! Your birthday wish are the same as my prayers!!!! I hope you had a great birthday!!!

@Kristbjorg-Nymann

Ай бұрын

@@chillybbbee747 Ohhhh blessings to you & THANK YOU! Our prayers will be answered! BIDEN WILL WIN!!

@soniainnit3773

Ай бұрын

From your mouth to God's ear!!!

@jaysuherwanto1670

Ай бұрын

Ameeen. Vote blue all the way

@ronaldpauze9260

Ай бұрын

Happy Birthday

Instead of separation of church and state we get a marriage between the church and hate.

I'm so sick of Trump, sick of his lies and contemptuous behavior. Lock him up already!!

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75

Ай бұрын

Same, here.

@hitchensghost

Ай бұрын

If you're rich , they let you do it.

@bethbrooks8197

Ай бұрын

Me too. I cant stand him

@meghankeller4871

Ай бұрын

If he doesn’t get locked up, Father Time will eventually step in

@w84q12

Ай бұрын

I'm so sick of Stephen Colbert, sick of his lies and contemptuous behavior. Send him back to Canada already!! 193

My dad told me years ago that Lee Greenwood wrote that song because he was in trouble for not paying his taxes and he wrote that song to get out of trouble. No wonder T***p likes it so much.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

I believe this! The song was okay, but IT ALWAYS RANG "PHONEY" with me! This was much like John Travolta being "The Woman's Dream" of the 70s!

This is the same man who replaced the Gideon Bible in all of his hotel rooms with a copy of the Art of the Deal.

@roberthill799

12 күн бұрын

"@kaliarisam7868 3 weeks ago "This is the same man who replaced the Gideon Bible in all of his hotel rooms with a copy of the Art of the Deal." A perfect pairing of two books that are utterly full of _ _ it.

For only $20 more, it’ll include the alphabet, numbers 0-100, and a handy multiplication chart that goes to 12!!!

@okoala62

10 күн бұрын

As someone who is struggling with trying to teach my kid their multiplication tables....this made me cackle 😂

Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

@marthalynnewebb2328

Ай бұрын

Best one of all!

@jeanneganrude8549

Ай бұрын

Good one but that kind of life insurance salesman wouldn’t last long after the company continually paid out again and again. 😂

@saludicious

Ай бұрын

Don the con selling the bible is like the devil selling air conditioners in hell - the same place where Trumptrastrophy will end up and not have the cash to buy the devil's AC.

First Commandment in the Trump Bible: "Thou shalt misappropriate campaign funds with which to pay off thy porn star with whom thou hast spilled thy seed."

@lastjob2011

Ай бұрын

I mean cheating on your wife is a sin and it is terrible, but it just seems even worse that it was a one-night stand, right? Oh wait. Both are 'problematic'. Yet, it must be okay, because Trump said he never asked God for forgiveness before. Good luck with that buddy!

@user-jq1hu7xp7b

Ай бұрын

​@@lastjob2011pm00PM

@terryoquinn8199

Ай бұрын

The antichrist won’t be asking for forgiveness or repenting of any kind !

Future generations will look at this moment in history and wonder how we could have been so primitive

@evarouse

Ай бұрын

Let’s hope so 😢

@chuckm1961

Ай бұрын

Present generations look at this moment and wonder how we can be so primitive.

@stevennovakovich2525

Ай бұрын

@@chuckm1961Same with *past* generations! My mother (God rest her soul) was pre-Boomer and could not believe how messed-up a large portion of this country is.

Trump claiming that every American should have a bible in their homes truly proves how he hasn't read the First Amendment.

@Chulitatr

Ай бұрын

lmfao hahahaha good one!

@publicuser2534

Ай бұрын

Which should be easy to do…the constitution is in that Bible 😂

@NarturArkano

Ай бұрын

@@publicuser2534 They sell them together and ignore the contents of both.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

If every American ACTUALLY READ the Bible (like Aesop's' Fables) they would be doing ALL sorts of INHUMAN, IDIOTIC PRANKS! Much of the Bible HAS NOTHING to do with MORALITY! If it's "In The Bible" or "The Constitution", ANY ATROSITY CAN BE "accepted"!

@rhettcujo9006

Ай бұрын

No he ignores and think he is above the first amendment

The writer who saw Lara Trump was an almost life version of Janice from The Mupppets - give them a raise. Great get. 👍

@LindaC616

Ай бұрын

Yes! I usually do not enjoy jokes that make fun of a person's looks because it's something they can help. But in her case, she definitely wanted to look that way😅😅

@retriever19golden55

Ай бұрын

It's slandering Janice.

@guibox3

Ай бұрын

I cackled mightily at that. So true!! I love his captions for the pics. They are the funniest bits.

@anondecepticon

Ай бұрын

Made me imagine how much fun it must be in the writer’s room, passing around photos and trying to come up with the funniest comparisons for them.

When asked to quote the Bible he couldn't come up with one word

@ellab8897

Ай бұрын

Not even two words: Jesus wept

The only other time I have seen Trump with a Bible was when he held one precariously, for a photo shoot, Upside Down... Of all of his wives, including the one he buried on his golf course, how many have got him to go to Church? Hmmmm...

The book includes the Bible,, the United States Constitution, Declaration of independence; and several other documents that Donald Trump has never read.

@bb5979

Ай бұрын

Well the other side is trying to abolish the first amendment lol

@markstevenson6635

Ай бұрын

The Constitution AND the Bill of Rights!

@PaulaMion

Ай бұрын

@@bb5979 LOL ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS!! NO ONE WANTS THAT!!!

@rictawheels88

Ай бұрын

That’s the vibe I’m getting. His bible is like a movie prop from the National Treasure movies.

@handyvickers

Ай бұрын

He can read.....??????

Trump acting like he’s a Christian makes me sick. It’s like someone saying they’re a veteran just because they participated in a Revolutionary War reenactment.

@markrobinowitz8473

Ай бұрын

Civil War reenactment.

@lindagrigsby8669

Ай бұрын

Like getting a discount at a store for being a veteran and you didn’t serve because of heel spurs. He’s so disgusting 🤮

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

He is a Christian. Better than most of the other posers

@tuyenle8107

Ай бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@terasesnyder1626

Ай бұрын

My nephew brags about serving, but got kicked out of boot camp . Really upsetting.

Our Nation has seen worse times, and above it all we have survived and grown stronger. Listen, Think , Vote.

I see what he is doing…..Trump is putting all the stuff he doesn’t care about in one book.

I am a Gulf War veteran. I hated hearing Greenwood's faketriot song. They played it non-stop during that conflict, making me seethe. The faketriots love this simple-minded sloganeering.

@loriezuberka4569

Ай бұрын

this collaboration between Trump and Greenwood just proves how Un-American and disgusting Lee Greenwood truly is and they both should be thrown out of the country permanently and I'm so sick of that stupid song and obviously not one word of it did he ever really mean

@lisagulick4144

Ай бұрын

As one of the Americans you were protecting, I hate that song, too. It's like people who wear gold crosses and plaster their car with Jesus bumper stickers to prove they are a Christian.

@isaganipalanca8803

Ай бұрын

Thank you for your service! Vote Blue!!!!!

@kevinwright3928

Ай бұрын

I was Stateside at the time, but at every function, somebody's child would be coaxed to sing that tiresome song. I never need to hear it again!!!!

@michaelschneider-

Ай бұрын

@@isaganipalanca8803 + Ditto that, to the power of 10 .. That's for your service.

Literally, whatever happened to “separation of church and state”?

@andrewstevenson118

Ай бұрын

And Jesus even thought so: "give to Caesar what's his, and to God what's his."

@mariegarside8830

Ай бұрын

It was kicked out by the MAGA minions

@towTruck42

Ай бұрын

Don't worry, they don't understand fascism either

@publicuser2534

Ай бұрын

The Republican Party shit all over that part of the constitution.

@alysiareid6659

Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😂

I'm a cheerful heretic and I am bloody appalled. I will never understand how a certain segment of "Devout Christians©" can not just accept but enthusiastically embrace the pimping out of the symbols & texts they allegedly hold sacred. I'm always baffled that it seems like I am more reverent towards those tokens than those who would condemn me for my lack of 'faith'.

@danielmundy764

Ай бұрын

It's what Christianity has become, do whatever you want and ask for forgiveness afterwards. Very convenient religion especially when they believe advertising their faith is supposed to be a sign of integrity and honesty.

@CovenoftheOpenMind

Ай бұрын

They are worshipping a Pagan god who masquerades as G-d to gain power over flesh.

Tens of millions of Americans blindly follow this charlatan. What has gone wrong with your country? It is just astonishing.

@shellifranklin9722

Ай бұрын

You tell US what happened bc we still don't know!

@lisaspikes4291

Ай бұрын

Believe me, I wonder the same thing every day. My hope is that in November, this will all be over. Trump can go crawl under a rock and not bother us again. It’s distressing that I am an RN at a nursing home, and approximately 80% of the residents there watch Fox News all day. It’s pitiful.

@carollatsch3216

Ай бұрын

Reminds me of the fairytale of The Emperor’s New Clothes. Keep repeating something that is not true until the majority believe it to be true.

@brandiwine8472

Ай бұрын

We are wondering the same damn thing!

@CQ-369

Ай бұрын

I'm 68 could have died happy not knowing how many mean spirited simpletons make up this country.

Bibles? What's next? Vacuum cleaners? I bet they'll suck.

@andrewstevenson118

Ай бұрын

I wish I could sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.

@Jadeskorpion

Ай бұрын

If trump sold vacuums, it would be the only thing he ever did that didn't suck.

@phyternl

Ай бұрын

I bet they won't. Like anything he grifts is worth the money. lol

@danrynazewski4151

Ай бұрын

I heard Trump Scout cookies 😂

@user-uc1iz2fy7t

Ай бұрын

Bibles because it the ultimate insult for the antichrist

Sickening that Trump is grifting off the Bible. And putting the Constitution and other Federal documents in the Bible is soooo wrong! He makes me 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@sudsy7131

Ай бұрын

Gotten down too grifting off the Bible. Lower than a snakes (_rump)ass in a wagging rutt.and he seems to be In a wagon Rutt because of the election session.

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

I'm keeping mine in unopened mint condition. It's gonna go up in value

@chinkasuyaro8983

Ай бұрын

@@Conservadouche93 Read that thing! It's important! .... Oh, you mean the bble.

@marelinem541

Ай бұрын

Seems pretty on brand for tRump to me ...

@Fatdog-Dakind

Ай бұрын

Wait till Billy Bob screams for more toiletpapaer from the back of the trailer & finds out his wife just sent their last $59.99 to buy Trump's Bible. LOL

JAN 6 INNSURECTIONIST sitting in prison gets a letter from TRUMP , thinking its a pardon opens the letter face falls guard asks wots wrong, traitor says he wants a donation guard dies laughing.

He always violates every gag order and nothing happens. 😡. Lock him up already. If something happens to the judges daughter.......then what?

A reporter asked Trump if he'd ever ask God for forgiveness? Trump said I've never done anything to ask God forgiveness for. That my brothers and sisters is a man that does not know God. That's blasphemy. Evolution looks good now.

@user-md4di6yg2p

Ай бұрын

I guess God is okay with him grabbing women... nothing to ask forgiveness about there!

@garfield2439

Ай бұрын

I remember that interview. The arrogance of him just knows no bounds

@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS

Ай бұрын

I don't much care for god(s) but someone claiming they are a Christian and not asking for forgiveness, especially after all he's done to warrant it, is a fake.

@rottweilerfun9520

Ай бұрын

God isn't real anyway , but Trump is still an a-hole.

@sudsy7131

Ай бұрын

Lucifer's response

If someone purchases Trump’s “bible” - please let us know if it’s made in China.

@jeanbeans7926

Ай бұрын

My question exactly, along with, what profit margin is he getting from the 60 bucks.

@loranelizabeth9148

Ай бұрын

…or Russia! Hahahaha~~~~

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

Perhaps Russia or the "United ARAB Emeritus"? He's SOLD-OUT TO ALL!

@c3swift

Ай бұрын

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@courtneybrubaker9738

Ай бұрын

Like his sneakers.

Trump's media site should be called True Sociopath

@ahundredpercentprosperous4222

Ай бұрын

SO TRUE! 😂🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍💙💙💙💙

@nielspemberton59

Ай бұрын

Yes.

@terryoquinn8199

Ай бұрын

Nice ! I like that a lot ! Dead center on that one my friend !

@alicepalka9547

Ай бұрын

So true

Fired with $300K Pay which is insane , they just rewarded LIAR with $300K person who hired her should be FIRED.

@petarnovakovich240

Ай бұрын

He quit already

If I was a Christian and I stood by silently while a New York con man with multiple bankruptcies was selling my Bible for his personal profit, I would so ASHAMED.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

Yes, but "Christians" are CONSTANTLY "pushing" SALVATION BY CA$H EACH NIGHT on t.v.!

@israelcm7246

Ай бұрын

Makes you wonder if Christians have any courage, especially the evangelicals that like even comparing the traitor to Jesus. They are all Wolves in sheep's clothes. Extremely evil and dangerous.

@vivpace7049

Ай бұрын

What about a self-professed Christian with multiple ALLEDGED grape allegations?!!😜😠

@rjd3wine

Ай бұрын

"Disgusted" is a more appropriate word for it.

@mattharrison5068

Ай бұрын

They have no shame. Refusing to acknowledge their behavior is how they band together as a mob to pretend that makes them correct about anything.

I read earlier someone say: "Trump selling Bibles is like the Devil selling crosses." 😂 If I'd remembered their username, I'd give them proper credit here. 👍

@LindaC616

Ай бұрын

At a time when so many people just copy and paste others' jokes and comments, I applaud your honesty.

@davidlundquist1979

Ай бұрын

Although, Lucifer did begin his career as an angel. So Trump selling Bibles is even MORE inappropriate.

@cesarregalado3420

Ай бұрын

that's awesome! funnY, great example!

The best part of the Trump "bless the U.S.A" Bible is the cartoons. But they spelled profit/prophet wrong.

One of his best- thanks for the laughs, Stephen! 😂😂

HE IS SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR COUNTRY🫣🫣

@jeanbeans7926

Ай бұрын

we agree, wholeheartedly!

@eldrsong

Ай бұрын

He is indeed. Luckily, we still have some vestiges of sanity and I hope they all vote!!

@garfield2439

Ай бұрын

Don't we know it! 😭😭😭😭

@evenstoats2639

Ай бұрын

An embaresment to humanity, in fact he makes intestinal parasites look good.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

Trump is a GLOBAL EMBARRASSMENT!

"How do you gag someone who is speaking out of their ass?"This is the best joke I've ever heard! Congrats to the writer!

@CD_Character

Ай бұрын

Well, Depends.

@sharonjohnson8832

Ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, I thought the same! That killed me 😅

@deborahalissa

Ай бұрын

butt plug obviously

@WhiteFangofWar

Ай бұрын

You just need to know where to stick the gag. Maybe make the gag bigger.

@petarnovakovich240

Ай бұрын

Butt plug.

Criminal defendant 45 said he had no need to ask God for forgiveness. Surprised evangelist let this pass as they support him?

I wonder if the Bibles have the fine print the shoes had: "May not be product shown. No returns. Will not begin shipping until 7 or 8 months after you pay. Etc, etc, etc." Basically, pay $60 to me.

So, $60 bucks to own a copy of everything Trump does not endorse, follow or believe in. Put this man in prison.

@moonshoes11

Ай бұрын

NH, the Bible endorses slavery, and drowning babies. For sure, Trump is on board with both.

@dusermiginte4647

Ай бұрын

Why whould someone follow the bible or believe in it? The problem is he does believe in the bible, like a person with iq 35.

@moonshoes11

Ай бұрын

@@dusermiginte4647 Usually, because of indoctrination.

@juli.beauty1979

Ай бұрын

It does seem contradictory

@hew2356

Ай бұрын

He's so blind to his flaws he wouldn't recognize himself as one of the greedy hypocrites condemned in the Bible.

Individual trump is purely and simply a horrible excuse for a human being. But the worst part of him is his supporters.

@sfurules

Ай бұрын

He's a symptom of their idiocy.

@WakeUpAmerican000s

Ай бұрын

@camelshit446 - Are you talking about the Gullible, Obsequious, Proletariat?

@commonsense571

Ай бұрын

True it boggles the mind!!

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

I'm glad to see everyone ignoring hoe poorly Biden's doing simply because they get their feelings hurt when Trump speaks. Time to grow up

@sprybug

Ай бұрын

Yeah, unfortunately it's like 1/3 of the country. Kind of tells you how awful this country is, doesn't it?

"Don't hire anyone close to the crimes". Well said.

@garfield2439

Ай бұрын

Love Lawrence!💙💙

@pollytiks3885

Ай бұрын

I’m just wondering why NBC hired her in the first place.

I want a "Take This Job and Shove It Bhagavad Gita" now.

People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy......

NBC has fired Ronna. Reminds me of the old Churchill quote that America can always be counted on to do the right thing... right after it has tried everything else.

@Joaquin546

Ай бұрын

No more nbc for me! 😂😂

@radagastbrown9001

Ай бұрын

Great quote

@Kaede-Sasaki

Ай бұрын

Sure she's gonna try to sue if she had a contract.

I thought Trump's Bible was Mein Kampf.

@lynnettereede6887

Ай бұрын

trumps Bible is the Necronomicon.

@barbarakender2117

Ай бұрын

It is

@AceFace50001

Ай бұрын

I thought his bible was the Cat in the Hat.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

This will be featured in "Trump 2025"!

@northernbear5763

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂...

No wonder Grump😡 doesn't like Colbert. And everyone else does!!!😊🥰😅🤣 You go Stephen!

Yes, good for you!!!! Can you imagine this sacrilege to to the Bible? What a disgrace!

America has just become a big joke, but the rest of the world isn't laughing, just shaking their heads in utter disbelief.

@lloydJprice1213

Ай бұрын

The rest of the world laughs ion secret because when Putin and Russia overtakes Ukraine(thanks to republican party) he will call on his old buddy if re-elected, and they will likely discuss plans to invade Nato Countries including the USA , Canada, Poland etc.....SCARY enough to make BLUE blood run in the veins of everyone concerned with Democracy and the preservation of it as we know it today.....

@gregorchard7881

Ай бұрын

No, we are laughing!!

@pickledragonrebel

Ай бұрын

As a cdn, it's scares the crap out of me. Everyone should be afraid.

@mlbrooks4066

Ай бұрын

@@pickledragonrebel Everybody is. No one in the world who has any brains at all can relax at the thought that Trump has the nuclear codes.

@andreah6379

Ай бұрын

Every country has their problems. So what?? Fascism is on the rise everywhere. No foreigner is safe. If they are really laughing, should democracy lose in Nov, guaranteed Reichwing billionaires will be coming for them. Nobody in their right mind is laughing at us. They are scared to death.

"If Mary weren't my savior's mother perhaps I would be dating her."

@AnthonyChew

Ай бұрын

Oh that's good.

@RH-wj4rz

Ай бұрын

@@AnthonyChew My thoughts exactly.

@Spurlano420

Ай бұрын

That’s spot on.

@johnmaki3046

Ай бұрын

Please DON'T LIMIT Donny's "dating opportunities" now that Ivanka and Lara MAY be "off-limits"!

@alexblair4511

Ай бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

He is selling a bible with the Constitution in it, yet he was the one talking about changing or getting rid of the Constitution. Why would you add it to a book many believe in, false advertising?

You know full well he stole those Bibles from hotels and churches... Just when you thought he couldn't possibly stoop any lower 😂

Trump and a Bible --what an oxymoron.

@bookwrm4evr

Ай бұрын

Definitely got the moron part right

@publicuser2534

Ай бұрын

Not a Bible, many Bibles 😂

@Conservadouche93

Ай бұрын

Your the oxymoron

@marvissmith4588

Ай бұрын

@@Conservadouche93 where's the other half of the oxy? Moron!

@ampao

Ай бұрын

You're right. He's an ox and a moron

All Americans do not need a Bible in their home. What they need more is a president with brains and a moral compass in the oval office.

@sheilaboston7051

Ай бұрын

Which they have. Vote 💙💙Love from Australia.

@Moses-ro5vi

Ай бұрын

You're absolutely right! Greetings from the U.S.​@@sheilaboston7051

@barbarabeckley8732

Ай бұрын

Vote blue 💙 ❤️ ♥️

@debrabright2698

Ай бұрын

I like my President to NOT be a rapist!! ( or racist)

@nochancewithoutpasta7637

Ай бұрын

Biden's moral compass is severely in question. But at least he's not a goddamn Neo Nazi working for Putler. Which is apparently the bar, now.

burst into flames…priceless

Stephen! You went too far insulting Janice from the muppets like that. 🤣🤣

Ronna McDaniel lasted 0.45 Scaramuccis.

@bookie5667

Ай бұрын

Thankfully.

@cleverusername9369

Ай бұрын

She was so bad at her last job that it got her fired from her new job. That's rather extraordinary.

@timothyburnett2770

Ай бұрын

Fired on her day off hunh

@annavizard970

Ай бұрын

Hehehe...

@claudiapavel1700

Ай бұрын

😂

It's not surprising that that someone who is guilty of all 7 sins and breaks at least 9 out of the ten commandments would be selling out the bible for personal gain.

@elenachristian9860

Ай бұрын

Since Ivana's death, I'm pretty sure he's ten for ten.

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

we all broke some of the comandments - i guess you only can if u only broke under how many?

@Earthneedsado-over177

Ай бұрын

​@@voteformethanks5307Could you have your interpreter translate that comment to English?

@meganswaine4135

Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 According to Trump, he didn't break any.

@shesails25

Ай бұрын

​@@elenachristian9860 Don't forget all the people who died from Covid because of his inaction!

I’d like to see the book cases in MaraLago with these “many” bibles. Please Donald, show us!

@charissesebastian9504

25 күн бұрын

He reportedly has so many bibles, because every time he picks one up, it burst into flames

Wait....NBC hired and then fired Ronald McDonald ? 🤡

Ah yes the King Trump Version, where his favorite verse is “For the love of money is the root of all.”

@bookie5667

Ай бұрын

..yes, and there are only eight commandments... adultery and bearing false witness are now OK in the Trump universe.

@publicuser2534

Ай бұрын

Jesus wept

@ChristineBrown-ds7dt

Ай бұрын

YES he is the root of EVIL😂

What happened to the separation between church and state??? Why has our country forgotten the difference? Politics don’t belong with people’s personal choices of religion!!!

@FuKuntt

Ай бұрын

They believe we are a Christian nation. And SCOTUS is changing our laws accordingly.

@christopherreimer5767

Ай бұрын

It's freedom of religion not from religion. In God we trust is on our money if your right it should be in money or Biden we trust. Freedom comes from the government not God right?

@disappointingdbdclips

Ай бұрын

​​@@christopherreimer5767you can't have freedom of religion if you don't also have freedom from religion. That phrase should have never been allowed to be put on our currency.

@FuKuntt

Ай бұрын

@@christopherreimer5767 lol. God is not religion. Silly archaic Christianity is. It's on our money only since the cold war when we were differentiating ourselves from atheistic communism. The USA has never been and never will be a Christian nation. Our agnosticism is what made our country the first of its kind in all of human history. And no orange Bible selling con man from NYC is ever going to change that.

@LyonsM

Ай бұрын

@@christopherreimer5767uh what?? I reread that text three times and the last time slowly trying to process it. It’s word salad. You know, goobledegock!! Lmao

that bibles bursting into flames joke 😂😂😂😂 ('joke'.)

Speaking about talking out of your ass! Lol😅 That's funny!!!😂

PIMPING OUT THE BIBLE?! HOLY SHT FOR SHAME!

@freya8133

Ай бұрын

During a holy week!

@eddapultstab2078

Ай бұрын

Only the sleaziest for the sleaziest former president.

@oldpossum57

Ай бұрын

Christian tv evangelists & megachurch pastors have been pimping out jesus for decades.

@br4524

Ай бұрын

The only thing that shocks me is that this shocks anyone

@giovanniperretta-lopes874

Ай бұрын

its sacred text? to millions? hello?@@br4524

Hello there, from your neighbour to the North. Most Canadians are flabbergasted at how gullible half of the US has become towards an such openly con man. Wow!

@christinamann3640

Ай бұрын

We’re getting some of the same up here, so we have to watch out for it too. Alberta is getting scary.

@martinw9425

Ай бұрын

Hey, watch what you are saying, we also have that kind of "weak of the brain", here in Canada.Yes we are amazed that so much peoples believe is flagrant lies, but we have different unbiased news, and find it very scary, that anybody could that so simple lies. They are misinformed and also "weak brains". But the majority dont buy it.Thank you Lord.!!!!!!

@glennsmith1040

Ай бұрын

🇨🇦 👍 💯

@pickledragonrebel

Ай бұрын

Less than half

@pickledragonrebel

Ай бұрын

​@@christinamann3640 yep. It's scary as shit. I see it all the time

So Trump didn't fill these Bibles with pictures of himself!? Shocking 😂

Ah, the sweet irony of paying 60 dollars for a translation of the Bible sponsored by a monarch to reinforce the legitimacy of the monarchy that includes documents written by people who rejected the validity of that monarchy to establish their own country. Fun times.

"Take one for the team. You know, the team that routinely violates the law and supports a wannabe dictator.".

Whoever hired McDaniel at NBC should be fired by NBC.

@ct5625

Ай бұрын

I agree. They've revealed themselves to be lacking in morals, integrity, common sense, professional standards, and just about every quality you would expect from a media professional at such a level. Their decision has severely damaged NBC's reputation, and for what?

@Alex-vq9vj

Ай бұрын

Access "journalism"​ was the (stupid and dishonest) reason. Get a Drumpf-crony on payroll for access to Drumpf. @@ct5625 Even other NBC anchors were pointing it out.

@marvinmartin4692

Ай бұрын

Probably the ceo!

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

yes nbc only allows those that peddled the russia collusion hoax for 3 yrs and those that said hunters laptop was fake

@tlouiseallen9302

Ай бұрын

She’s been let go 😁. She is suing for breach of contract 😆.

Great news, nbc fired mcdaniel, I was boycotting them if they didn't. I am glad all the anchors at MSNBC spoke out against her being hired so she got fired, thank you all for speaking out against that horrible "woman" ronna mcdaniel.

“Trump daughter-in-law and Stunt double for Janice from the Muppets!”🤣🤣🤣That got me!👌🏼

@KJ-wh8fu

Ай бұрын

Ohhhh...but kinda an insult to poor Miss Janice.😂

@watersipper1116

Ай бұрын

Stunning how much they look alike.

@rictawheels88

Ай бұрын

That was 🔥 and *mic drop*

@neilsoulman

Ай бұрын

Ikr, spot on; lots of stunt doubles in rnc, pretty sure Taylor greene doubles for mz piggy

@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1

Ай бұрын

I can't unsee that now 😂!

If he's going to imitate an old door to door salesman, he should be selling encyclopedias. That's what his base needs most.

@kathleenstoin671

Ай бұрын

Many of them couldn't read an encyclopedia.

Legendary,"Don't hire anyone close to the crime," Lawrence O'Donnell.

“Don’t hire anyone near the crimes” 🤔is what needs to be remembered during voting time.

Remember this is the GUY who said that he has NEVER asked GOD for FORGIVENESS because he has never done anything to be FORGIVEN for!! And this is the GUY EVANGELICALS are supporting!!!

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

Thats for GOD to judge!

@tejaswoman

Ай бұрын

​@@voteformethanks5307given that the Bible consistently says that there is not now nor has there ever been any human other than Jesus who didn't sin, I don't think we have to wait for the verdict on this statement.

@stoverboo

Ай бұрын

@@voteformethanks5307 That's not what your crowd said about Bill Clinton or Gary Hart. Funny how the forgiveness and mercy are all for the Republicans, with not a drop left over for a single Democrat.

@cathyadams7288

Ай бұрын

Yes,I watched that interview with John Heilman. It told me Everything I needed to know About Trump. Interview was day he came down the escalator in 2015.

@Surge1077

Ай бұрын

Wonder if his Bible was printed in his favorite direction for reading......upside down.

“All Americans need a bible in their home and I have….many” How did he not get hit with lightning and burst into flames at that part?

@ws8080

Ай бұрын

He has many.... on bookshelves gathering dust to be in the background for photos, or to start his fireplace when he runs out of newsprint.

@sswanjam1

Ай бұрын

That's the proof that there is no god.

@akilandjabari

Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly!!!

@paul9156c

Ай бұрын

He owns hotels. The Gideons place Bibles in hotel rooms for free.

@aderi31415

Ай бұрын

English is a subtle language. He has many homes, not bibles.

Let him quote a scripture by heart. Bet he couldn't do it!

@ellab8897

Ай бұрын

You win that bet. He's already been asked about his favorite verse in the Bible, and of course couldn't recite any. Instead he said something about the Bible being very personal to him, and that he wouldn't tell. 🙄

Make America pay again....i mean pray 🙄

"GET YA BIBLE HERE! TRUMP BIBLE! GOLD SNEAKERS, GET YA GOLD SNEAKERS! SURRENDER SUIT, PIECE OF SURRENDER SUIT HERE" - vendor at a trump rally

Remember, if you see a church selling one of these report them to the IRS! They are not allowed to endorse candidates

@jeanneganrude8549

Ай бұрын

So how can the mega churches get away with it? Those billionaire “preachers” … er, grifters are constantly touting tRump to their sheeple. MAGA churches now.

@andreah6379

Ай бұрын

I think both parties' leaders don't want the IRS to follow up on churches breaking the laws. Dem party leadership, while not extremists, do mix religion with politics all the time! Dems have their prayer breakfasts. WTF.

@TheRealScooterGuy

Ай бұрын

They found a loophole. They aren't endorsing anyone, they are selling books. At least, that is what they will claim. It might even fly under current law. Let him fleece his followers in order to pay the judgments against him. That's that much less cash they will have to promote other MAGAs.

@smrk2452

Ай бұрын

Thank you

Jerry Falwell and Jim Baker would have loved this! I can hear them now: "Why didn't we think of that grift?"

3:13 ... JUST LOOK AT HIM STANDING THERE, NOT KNOWING IF HE'LL GET STRUCK DOWN BY GOD🙏🏽, OR BURST INTO FLAMES , VIA LUCIFER 👺 !!! PURPLE 💜 GIRL

@CovenoftheOpenMind

Ай бұрын

Lucifer doesn't burst people into flames. He's really more of a Gemini

ITS BEEN SAID..WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA IT WILL BE WAVING A FLAG AND HOLDING A BIBLE.

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

Fascism starts with locking up your political rivals

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

Its been said? By who? Fascism comes with limitingg ones legal speech , cancelling people, and lockin up rivals

@TraumaQueen65

Ай бұрын

True!

@DaveGIS123

Ай бұрын

Yes, the King James version, written in Shakespearian English so Trumpists can't understand it. The KJV was published in 1611 and is in the public domain, so Trump doesn't have to pay copyright.

@grimmertwin2148

Ай бұрын

The Nazi Party was established in America in 1930. There were rallies as big as the Superbowl Google American Fuerher. You won't believe your eyes

''how do you gag someone who speaks out of their azz'' 🤣

@eddapultstab2078

Ай бұрын

Good news! The gag is now a suppository!

@I_am_UpsideDown

Ай бұрын

@@eddapultstab2078 🤣🤣🤣

@I_am_UpsideDown

Ай бұрын

🤣🤢@StevenBazin-bp4sc

@lloydJprice1213

Ай бұрын

Brilliant. Sounds like ka money making idea....@@eddapultstab2078

I used to travel down the states on business. Every hotel room I stayed in had a bible in the bedside drawer. If you took one would you be charged for theft or would you get put on a 'Watchtower' mailing list?

$59.99 was closest they could get without being blatant. Turn the 9's upside down.

The kicker about that Bible grift? If you want a copy of the Bible, there are at least five dozen organizations in the US that will give you one for free.

@lloydJprice1213

Ай бұрын

Exactly...And as Colbert said last night....All of the additions like Constitution, words to anthem etc., are available free everywhere including on line. WHY PAY????

@scarletletter4900

Ай бұрын

@lloydJprice1213 I assume either stupidity, or the cultish mentality of the people who follow the man so vile that you can't really call him anything without it an insult to whatever thing you call him.

@cathieludemann5879

Ай бұрын

It seems that many Christians have moved on from the KJV version of the Bible. There are many updated versions that tr***'s followers would find easier to understand.

@treetopjones737

Ай бұрын

But those don't have the signature of their god Trump.

@user-ux6hl1tu6g

Ай бұрын

His version has the ten commandments removed.

"It's my favorite book!" BULLSHIT!!! He didn't even know what side was up in the photo-op a few years back.

@ICP1SBJ

Ай бұрын

Yeah the photo op where he had peaceful protesters tear gassed 30 mins before cerfew so he could get that photo op before the sun was too low for a good photo

@user-xx9ez4eb6n

Ай бұрын

And backwards...

@Bye-bye-494

Ай бұрын

And he was put on the spot and asked his favorite bible quote. He pretended it was too personal to say his favorite quote. He never read a bible. His first wife said he keeps the book of the life of Hitler on his bedside table!! What a snake oil salesman!

@brice9732

Ай бұрын

He also said he had “many” bibles at his place…like MANY bibles?

@ragantate3995

Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

The Bible is the best book ever. It is a book surrounded with words, big words, beautiful words, and I know many of them. You can tell this book was written by a truly amazing person, that I can tell you. It's very inspirational, it contains lots of good ideas, some of the best ever. The media love to make fun of me saying I can't read, but believe me I do, oh I do folks. I am number one at reading, and my number one book is the Bible. It is a tremendous asset and truly one of the greatest books of all time, besides the Art of the Deal, which sold more copies than the Bible I think I can say that. But the Bible is great, the people that wrote it is great, and I think it is just a terrific terrific book

In case anyone was wondering, the Pledge of Allegiance is *not* a founding document.

@tinkerstrade3553

Ай бұрын

I'm actually old enough to remember it being introduced in school.

@jandrews6254

Ай бұрын

The Pledge of Allegiance was adopted in 1923 The star spangled banner was adopted in 1929 Under god was added in 1954 In god we trust was added to the currency in 1956

Isn't the Bill of Rights the one where they literally spelled out separation of church and state? He actually can't even read, who really believes he has a favorite book?

@courtneybrubaker9738

Ай бұрын

Written by Thomas Jefferson as To why it must be separated. My trump friend said that was fake news!!!

@sundayhinojosa8114

Ай бұрын

Reads nude picture books?

@californiahiker9616

Ай бұрын

No. It’s Puss in Golden Boots by the Grimy Brothers.

@PaulaMion

Ай бұрын

@@sundayhinojosa8114 That's about ALL T rump can read.... His IQ hovers around 100 on a good day.

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

Trump may be many things but dumb he is not! he out did Hilary in 2016, put together a social media site ( truth social ) which now is cleared to go public and trumps shares alone is worth 3 billion! not bad for 2 yrs work! if anyone can turn nothing but shares into making him 3billion plus in 2 yrs it shows they are very smart

He cracks me up. Best monologs out there.

His supporters are gonna buy several of them Bibles 😮😮😮

Trump's line about owning a lot of bibles killed me. Of course he does! HE OWNS AND LIVES IN HOTELS!!!

@TheKrispyfort

Ай бұрын

The Gideon's have recruited him. Or, been eaten by them. Midnight cravings for chicken is the worst

@voteformethanks5307

Ай бұрын

your joke just reminds people trump owns hotels and lives in luxury how awful

@utezahn3174

Ай бұрын

… and the hotel bibles usually come for free.

@Boogiebear-1965

Ай бұрын

​@@voteformethanks5307Properties, including Hotels, don't really count when you owe more on them than they're worth. Many people with brand new cars have upside-down auto loans due to inflated valuation. Trump has upside-down real estate loans for the same reason. Claiming Mar-e-lago was worth 100X what it was appraised for by the tax assessor! In his wildest dreams! 😂😂😂😂

@telebubba5527

Ай бұрын

I hate hotels with Bibles and would avoid them at any time. They have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

Never seen before a president selling bibles to pay for his sins 😂😂😂😂

@larryaldama1673

Ай бұрын

That’s Funny 💙🤣

@larryaldama1673

Ай бұрын

Only traitor trump coward 🤬👊

@lynnestamey7272

Ай бұрын

It's kinda ironic, right?

@nancyfigueroa653

Ай бұрын

And the twisted part of the Country will buy these bibles to help this Moron.

@tadonplane8265

Ай бұрын

There aren’t enough bibles in the world to cover that!