You're never gonna see that verse cross stitched on a pillow 😂😂😂

@valeriewhite1459

8 ай бұрын

Do you know how to cross stitch? If so, yuu can send it to him, LOL!

@Hannah-K-7-14

8 ай бұрын

@@valeriewhite1459 Oh my gosh that's a great idea I don't know how to cross stitch but I should totally learn I know some people that could teach me

@Kunjesvari

8 ай бұрын

Not until now. 😅

@Gabriel.1985.

8 ай бұрын

LoL!!!

@kirkskywalker1701

8 ай бұрын

Now you can buy a pillow with that verse online

Verse 5 would have been good, too. It says "My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness." lol

@deneentorkelson5705

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@chicarose520

Ай бұрын

😅😂😂😆🤣😂🤣😂

@LeahDykema

Ай бұрын

Good point 🤣

Proof that the good Lord has a sense of humor! 😂

@carissagonzalez9939

8 ай бұрын

Agreed!! ❤😂😂😂😂

@robbymounce5764

8 ай бұрын

The Platypus is proof of THAT! lol ❤

@seanA416

8 ай бұрын

​@@robbymounce5764yes! I literally tell that to people all the time, haha!

@zacharysiple629

8 ай бұрын

My favorite verse is Proverbs 25:16: "If you find honey, eat just enough. Too much of it, and you shall vomit." Just because it's so weird to find in The Bible. :)

@anival9576

8 ай бұрын

He knew that Tim was looking for material for his show. 😂

I laughing sooooo much! The KJV: Psalm 38:7. For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh. Doesn’t make it any better!😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@bananka4905

2 ай бұрын

😂

And how many prayer groups were started to pray for Tim's loins.

@goldenwolf8081

3 ай бұрын

I can imagine a coupe people started praying at home that his loin pains were serious😂😂

@stevencarlson4369

3 ай бұрын

😂

@bananka4905

2 ай бұрын

😂

@maxtari2378

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 true that brother

@christopherlawrence8539

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard that it was getting difficult to breathe. Tim always delivers!

@Lady_ETHNE

8 ай бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Already have bro :)

@virginiagirl6628

8 ай бұрын

Me too! I’ve watched it multiple times and laugh so hard each time.

@Gabriel.1985.

8 ай бұрын

It was really funny I never heard of this guy but I like it.

@armellebiampamba4257

8 ай бұрын

Reading this as I'm pausing to catch my breath🤣

@toallcreation

8 ай бұрын

I thought you were exaggerating until the punchline hit 😂

I would've been like "I think Tim must've written the wrong verse. Unless he's asking us to pray about his disease?" Too funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Never gonna see that verse cross stitched” well you are now! I’m the queen of snarky cross stitch 😂you just gave me the idea of the century!

@dcn.paulschwerdt1582

Ай бұрын

Glad to be of service.

@jeremyadkins5600

Ай бұрын

I will buy it from you 😊

@christopherlawrence8539

26 күн бұрын

I need to see it 😂😂

@AlohaJedi

19 күн бұрын

@@christopherlawrence8539 I agree. I hope she makes a video about it and post the link here.

Tim, Today was a really bad day for me and my family. And I know you may never read this, but if you do, just know how deeply we appreciate you and your comedy. Laughter is so important, and sometimes finding anything in life to laugh at is really hard. But on this very day which was rough for my family, this clip was also posted. And not only that, it’s one of my favorite TH bits ever! Thank you, Tim and family, for the great comedy, the wonderful podcast, and everything else you do. You don’t know me, but I think by now you know you have indeed made a difference in the lives of others, including my family. Thanks again, A Family from Michigan

@abbykittle5058

8 ай бұрын

Wow. That's crazy that yours is the first comment I see. Most of my friends are in Michigan because I went to college there! I'll be praying for you and your family during this difficult time. Humor is definitely helpful in life, especially during trials. I went through a really hard time emotionally tonight and I played this clip. It helped so much! A fellow Christ follower from Ohio

@jebidesse

8 ай бұрын

Been 6 days but I am praying for you now. God is amazing and He truly answers prayers. To Him who is in Heaven I give all the glory for loving us through all our days on this earth. Surround this family with your undeniable presence...may they confidently approach the throne of God and know their faith in you is the assurance that you will work out all things. We love you Lord and pray this in Jesus name-Amen!

@misstramaine1981

8 ай бұрын

Hugs and prayers for endurance and comfort in Jesus name ✝️

@Praise___YaH

8 ай бұрын

Guys, Here is our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER (Genesis 1) HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@pjbelanger2832

5 ай бұрын

🙏🔥🙏

I just love this guy, he is packed with multiple talents. He can sing, he can play instruments, a performer, comedian. I watched him live few years ago in a church in our town, i was 8 months pregnant and went with a friend. The church was packed and the laughter was so loud that I kept getting kicked by my baby inside 😁😀 It was really a fun night.

I laughed so hard I was crying! Jesus got jokes!!!! 😂 Thank you for sharing God’s gift of laughter through you. So funny!!😂😂😂

Those signatures are probably worth a pretty penny!

He basically told everyone he has a STDs lmao 🤣 😂

The past two weeks have been so hard for me but this gave me a huge laugh! Thank you Tim!

@kristinesmart3134

7 ай бұрын

What was wrong? I hope it passed. 🙏 Truthfully. Here's to hoping your woes turn into a much lighter load. 😊

@Tunes1963

7 ай бұрын

Same....I REALLY needed this 😂😂😂

Totally going to get this cross-stitched on a pillow

God wanted to bless you with this hilarious joke and relatable testimony! God has a sense of humor

@tymz-r-achangin

2 ай бұрын

God blesses people will jokes? Can you even show one single scripture from Genesis to Revelations that any men of God made jokes about God/faith? Can you even show one irrefutably scripture that proves God has a sense of humor?

@MasterBuilderDragon

2 ай бұрын

Guy who wrote Psalms: God, why do you want me to write this? God: Trust me, one day it will pay off.

@rachelfree1083

19 күн бұрын

Omgosh lighten up ​@@tymz-r-achangin

@rachelfree1083

19 күн бұрын

​​​@@tymz-r-achangin proverbs 17:22A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

@rachelfree1083

19 күн бұрын

Ps. Lighten up

3:27 The "lions disease" gets even better. My sides are hurting!! ROTFL 😂🤣💀

@peterrealar2.067

3 ай бұрын

*loins

I am crying in laughter 😂 Can’t wait to see you live again.

Come on dude. You’re a comedian. Everybody that got that autograph just thought you were being funny. 😂😂🙏

@zzilly14

8 ай бұрын

That’s what I said!! I would’ve thought it was intentionally funny. It’s Tim Hawkins 😂

@JosephALaw

5 ай бұрын

Y'all know it was just a story, right?

@andiwindsparrow

4 ай бұрын

I went to a Baptist college. Can't drink, can't smoke, can't go to movies, can't do more than hold hands. What else were we going to do besides find the most inappropriate ways to quote scripture?

@czntrm

2 ай бұрын

It's even funnier knowing it WASN'T intentional! 🤣

@bananka4905

2 ай бұрын

this bit was hilarious though

Hubby sent this to me and I put it on as I was sweeping with a hand brush under a desk. I laughed so hard, I couldn't see through the tears, my side cramped and my husband came running because he thought I'd hurt myself. Ty for the laugh!😅

One of my favorite stories 😂

Don't drink tea when watching Tim!

I am laughing so hard! I couldn't even finish watching it because of the tears running down my face!

This is one of my favorites. I was just thinking of this story recently. Too funny.

🤣 This insert reminds me of a story a guy told me many years ago. He was very in love and in a steady relationship with a girl for a few years. One day out of the blue she told him she needed to "take a break" (we all know what that means). Obviously he was very heartbroken and for days he kept praying and asking God to bring her back. Then God very clearly told him "Proverbs 5:8"... Elated he hurridly opened his Bible to Proverbs 5:8 and read... "Keep your way far from her,and do not go near the door of her house"... Needles to say, they never got back together again.

@chelsealovely3755

3 ай бұрын

This was incredible! Wow

Love this! Needed this today and I have never heard of this phenomenal comedian-The Lord has a sense of humour! Have a migraine but instead of taking a pain killer I watched this and laughed so loud I woke up my grandson! Thank You & God Bless!

You know there was also, someone else who looked the verse up when they got home and thought something like...."wow, oh man that is so deep....obviously a metaphor for..........uh........um......wow, that is just so deep and insightful that I just can't put words to it!"

@stanard_bearer

8 ай бұрын

And someone else who looked it up and thought "yeah my favorite verses are all the funny ones too." Like ecclesiastes 2:17 "therefore I hated life..."

@coolnegative

8 ай бұрын

@@stanard_bearer 🤣🤣🤣

@TheFredmac

8 ай бұрын

One of those hundred have a job that does not require full attention. So they spent hours trying to understand the deeper meaning.

@coolnegative

8 ай бұрын

@@TheFredmac 🤣🤣Absolutely!

@Praise___YaH

8 ай бұрын

Guys, Here is our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER (Genesis 1) HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

I had tears and a full belly laugh 😂 THNX, I needed that ❤

Every Dad probably thought you were trolling…well done sir, well done

Hopefully some of them might have thought he got it mixed up with 37:8 “Cease from anger, and forsake wrath; Do not fret-it only causes harm.”

I've seen this multiple times and i still laugh so hard I'm in tears 😂😂😂

I had to look up that verse..what a verse to pick..😂😂😂

@emilyvasilakes3805

8 ай бұрын

Same! I always want to check verse references for myself!

You kept them laughing even after they were home!😂😂😂

Who else LOVES Tim Hawkins? 😂 🤣 👇

Funniest man ever! I'm so glad Tim finds the humor in our struggle to honor our Savior.

I laughed so embarrassingly hard at this. Thanks Tim

Seriously one of my top if not my favorite bits from Tim Hawkins!!!!

Yes! Love this moment right here! Finally, I can find and watch it easily!

I still laugh at this so hard my face hurts!

This is one of my favourite bits, every time I watch it I laugh like it's the first time😂😂😂

Would love to see more videos from you!!

lol ‼️ I haven’t laughed, snorted and cried this hard in I don’t know how long!!🤣😂 I needed that!!

This is a true story! When I was a school bus driver in Wasilla, AK, I had a Christian brother and sister who rode regularly. I noticed the personalized license plate on the parents' car. I asked them what it meant. I thought it was a scripture verse, but it was the birthday of the boy who rode my bus. It said, "Mark 5 25". Look it up. You'll get a laugh!

@Prd64twl

8 ай бұрын

🩸

@toddmccreary4579

8 ай бұрын

Sort of the female version of Tim's verse

@Sundayschoolnetwork

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jimtaylor4813

8 ай бұрын

Now that's funny I don't care who you are!! LOL 🤣🤣🤣

@ghhm2705

8 ай бұрын

Oh no!🩸 😂😂😂

I laughed so hard, I was 😂 just what I needed today!

I’d like to see Seinfeld have coffee with Hawkins

Tim is the best😂😂😂

I bet God gathered all the Angels and saints of heaven at that precise moment, and pointing down to Tim Hawkins said " I've waited a loooooong time for this moment .....pure comedic brilliance..... watch this!"

I shook that perverts hand 😂💀

Perfect verse for comedian.

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

This was from the 90s. I went to see Tim live at a church in Colorado Springs. It was awesome. I never laughed so hard. 😂😂😂

I used to watch this from a different performance on KZread over and over. I told this story to my cabin at a Christian camp once and all the boys were giggling. They laughed even harder when I re-created: "Some of you do not get that- BEHOLD, I HAVE A PAINFUL DISEASE IN MY SKIN!*" *I said skin instead of loins to ensure that they would get the joke.

This is beyond hysterical!!!

Another translation says he has a painful back and no health in his body. No mention of loins, which would be the front side of a back pain. Women know about front and back pain...every month.

“Don’t bother coming.” 😂 Love Katie on the pod.

The lord does love a good laugh

I was like "Jesus i just need to laugh on my break. " the Lord provides😂😂😂

😅🤣😂😂🤣😅 that was awesome, God bless...

keep it up man

Laughed so hard I drooled m. First time that’s ever happened!

Classic Tim. 😂

Laughed so hard!!

You make me cry!😅😂

Thanks for that great laugh fella.

God bless tim hawkins❤❤

And they will keep that picture forever and laugh!

Well I just died of laughter 😂

That’s been my favorite for a long while, too! What a surprise to hear you say it.

That is so funny! I laughed out loud

Omg I lol so hard I snorted multiple times.😂😂😂

Just got this video recommended and ROTFL! I am clearly going to seek out more of your stuff!

This has become a thing where I work. Instantly makes a bad shift good.

I came across this randomly and almost spit my tea out. Kudos

oh geeze!! that maxe me laugh, i needed that humor!! we are all too serious and even JESUS laughed. we need to be jouful and laugh!!😂😂😂

Tim, I confess I had to pause the video and look up the psalm, as I didn't recognize it. I am going through a stressful patch right now. It started over a week ago, and it just seems like every time I turn around, I have another 3 tasks added to my list of things to do by noon. I read the psalm, and I laughed and laughed. Tears and I can't breathe kind of laughter. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. I hope it really does become your favorite psalm, as a merry heart really does good like medicine. 😂

It doesn't matter how many times I see this skit...never gets old.

Whenever i introduce people to Tim Hawkins, i always use the "things you dont say to you're wife" the yoga pants song and this skit as they NEVER fail to make me laugh.

That’s Gods sense of humour 😂

That's a great bit

LOL. That was a good skit. I was rolling.

Those will be worth more than any other some day.😅

This was great🤣

Tim, I love your sense of humor. What a beautiful blessing to have. You are God's treasure.

God bless tim hawkins

This is awesome, my wife and I were a the Hospital for eight hours and after that we arrived at home at 12:12am and as my son and I snacked on food we listened to this and we were laughing hysterically when he told about his favorite verse and signing his signature with his favorite verse 😂😂😂 Thank You Tim Hawkins, we needed a good laugh. You helped us out. God Bless You Brother.

Don't act like that isn't the perfect verse to tell someone who won't look it up till later.

Thanks man! That did it!

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard

At least you’re a comedian and they could just think you wrote that as a joke

I had to spit my water back into my cup because I was about to choke! 😆😆

I've been watching Christian comedians all morning. I've been chuckling and giggling. This one broke me! I haven't laughed so much in decades! 😂

Hysterical!

The Lord was just reinforcing his divine calling to comedy with that one!

I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot 😂😂😂😂

Hopefully, some people read that verse from the NIV bible. It just mentions back pain.

But being a comedian it worked out perfectly

That was just beautiful and I did YUCK it UP!!!!! LOL LOVED IT Thank you

Oh my gosh I am in tears of laughter

So funny. I love your comedy.