As I get older, I appreciate clean comedy more.

@natashafaith_24_7

2 жыл бұрын

Wisdom

@justin5002

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@LaVieEn-Rosee

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone can make a dirty joke. But it takes talent to keep people entertained without lowering the standards. I’m with you!

@karenmccafferty5528

2 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@Kiko_mirai

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's cause I'm young but I appreciate both clean and vulgar humor. Idk. Vulgar humor can be ok. But it's only really good when your creative with it

I love this guy! He genuinely seems like someone who would be fun to be around because he'd keep you laughing all the time. 😂

you know your getting older when you drop something and bend down to get it and then suddenly the earth's gravitational pull seems stronger than ever,because it's hard to stand up again.

@ariesrule2001

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂no lies told here

This guy brought up so many memories from my childhood that I forgot about. Thanks for flashbacks.

His getting older bit about the grumpy, old neighbor was on point. My next door neighbor Mr Sharpe was a crusty old Scotsman and hated us neighbor hood kids, and I never understood why. I’m now 43 and I’ve become Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino - “GET OFF MY LAWN!”

I really enjoyed this comedian. Jay Stevens, we want more from you, thank you for the laughs!! 🔥👍💯

Every time my dad - an engineer - helped me with math homework, I failed the assignment. Every. Single. Time. This guy knows....

@krzlcve

3 жыл бұрын

Computer programmer dad and mathematician grandpa means they're arguing over the homework while I'm sat back head in hands 😭

@LuchadorMasque

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime my mom. An alcoholic. Helped me with my homework . . . Wait . . . That never happened.

@goldeneagle2066

3 жыл бұрын

90% of Engineers are Window Lickers. Especially the civil engineering students. The Mechanical engineers are a somewhat different story with the split being 60% window lickers.

@mrbunnylamakins518

3 жыл бұрын

My dad was a engineer too, he was like, "Let me see your book"........ page flipping and 10 minutes later....

@arglebargle17

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I just have to throw in my two cents here. My mom's dad was a 6th grade drop-out, a son of a Ukrainian immigrants and a truck driver. He set out to help my mom with some of her homework. She said he scratched his head, used a little logic and tried to help her. Embarrassed, she brought the results to school the next day.... to discover that he got her algebra homework right. My mom still downplays her intelligence, but I'm the engineer son who benefited and so did her grand-children. Simple man, grandpa, but thanks for the good genes.

"you love food so much cooking breakfast thinking about dinner" 🤣🤣🤣

@jessicaaudate

3 жыл бұрын

Baby I'm the same way. Soon as breakfast over my son ask what we eating for dinner. I'm so proud 🤧 😭😂

@dawinalexander9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessicaaudate 😄 I like that, that's awesome 😄👍🏾

@Animebryan2

3 жыл бұрын

-liking- *thinking

@dawinalexander9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@Animebryan2 thanks man👍🏾, corrected

@robertchandler5055

3 жыл бұрын

that was so close almost got a down vote

I remember my mum helped me with my history homework once and we were both wrong 😑 All the questions she helped me with were wrong. The next day the teacher was like, “why didn’t you ask your parents for help?” And I was like,”well....”

@JustActNormal

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@DC-8-8-8-

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@msrasras

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Beya_C

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@AeliaM16Lake

2 жыл бұрын

Must have been a bit of a sting for your mom. Even more so for grandparents, hypothetically. Imagine living a long life and being told by educators that you are wrong about happened "back then".

Love you Jay! You're so funny. You are spot on about our bodies letting us know we're getting older. When I drop something on the floor, I look at it and say Do I really need this? Or what can I pick up while I'm down here. Lord, it's awful getting old. Lol 😂

This is not a joke. I work in a hospital and one of the other nurses picked up our emergency phone and said : "What is this?!" The supervisor just happened to be in there and said, " It's called a 'land line'". 🤣 She was so young, she had no idea!! It was push button. I'm the age where not only do I remember landlines, I grew up with a rotary phone and party lines!

@singingwindrider9881

2 жыл бұрын

& the phone from "Green Acres" where you spoke direct to operator to make a call. When we got a party line phone, we thought that was something! 😆

@wardharrah55

2 жыл бұрын

Party lines were awesome!!! Unless you wanted to make a call…I remember that’s how the old ladies stayed up on the current gossip! 😂

@just_me_marla7310

2 жыл бұрын

@@wardharrah55 yes!!!

@ThatGuy678

2 жыл бұрын

She's never seen a movie? Or been to a waiting room?

@just_me_marla7310

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy678 guess not, and she's 20! Probably doesn't pay that much attention to old movies.

3:31 Kaboom! I'm 42 and I still hope to find a random box of Kaboom on the shelves at grocery stores lol.

@smilesnluvd6526

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this just as he mentioned it.

@melissasaint3283

3 жыл бұрын

It was discontinued in 2010, but you can get a badly outdated box in eBay😃

Team flip phone right here! Thanks for the laughs.

23 minutes of this man was not enough to funny 🤣👍👍👍

One time I was being put under and the doctor was telling me to count backwards from 10 so I did, and then I was like... now what? And he’s like... idk no ones ever made it this far. Then he asked me another question and then I woke up and my wisdom teeth were gone.

@bobthebuilder-gu1jh

3 жыл бұрын

Felt they just looked at me like the hell cause I just started counting up again

@bethmerryfield7186

3 жыл бұрын

Me, too. When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, I began counting, then my eyes crossed, then woke up and began crying I was so relieved it was over.

@GailColeman

3 жыл бұрын

The doc had to give me that second dose too, with the wisdom teeth. He looked a bit surprised.

@greatmindsthinkalike1378

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing they used anesthesia! 😊😊😂😂!

@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604

3 жыл бұрын

I am that way whenever they have to numb me at the dentist! Takes 6 to 7 shots to feel numb in just a small area!

I laughed out loud! Great guy and FUNNY!!😅🤣😃😅🤣😂😆😃

Just the right amount of corny-ness I love it!!

“I didn’t know Jesus was from Alabama” 😂😂😂

@Auburn34

3 жыл бұрын

Were in Gods Country

@peachmelba9333

2 жыл бұрын

Well he was able to wear sandals year- around. Can't do that up here in the Frozen 6-9 months of the year North.

Hahahahaha! The dancing while cooking.. hilarious and true

He is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Get out of my yard. Ya'll go down the sleep and play." "But Dad, we live here!"

@BikeDoctorJosh

3 жыл бұрын

*street

@newlifenowife3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@BikeDoctorJosh ..oh,, i thought he said stripjoint....

4:55 when the teacher says "bethlehem", the auto caption says "before the hell" 🤣

You’re absolutely hilarious! Thank you for sharing your experience and bringing me joy through it.

The passing gas fart, er, part! 🤣💚

Now this is comedy, appreciate this brother.....🤣😂😆

You are awesome!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!

Hey Jay....thanks for making me laugh today!!

The 4.38 mark - omg I cannot stop laughing 😂 Alabama!

LOL,laughter IS The Best Medicine:)Tina from Ks...💙❤️🎤🇺🇸☮️✝️💟🤣...

Still funny in 2022. And not a swear word in sight.👍🏽❤️

I love this guy🤩 I want to hear more of your stories and jokes🤗🤭

Love his smile!!! And super funny!

Really funny. Great how he played to the crowd. Comedy connoisseur and I never watch to the end. Great set!

B.REASON More of this man !!!!!!! Hilarious x ten !!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is brilliant. Exciting discovery

@carlaaustin6054

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you.

Thank you so much Dry Bar for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

This is good clean humor. I loved it

"Gettin' Odor" = getting older

Very funny guy! I hope he reads these comments...You're hilarious! Great job!!

I love his voice! If he was the voice on the gps thingy on my phone, I might actually listen to it now and then.

I would give this man 10 thumbs up if I could

@mosiarmstrong

Жыл бұрын

Find 4 more people 😅

that sprinkler dance is the bomb AHAHAHAA!

So FUNNY from beginning to end!! 😂🤣😂

BLESSINGS to you Jay! Great job

His energy goes a long way

Great set! Whenever I drop things, I say "Yep, that's where that goes." 😜

🤣 I love this dude

@luciendelaney8975

3 жыл бұрын

I think I know him in real life but I'm scared to comment it in a real comment because I might be wrong, so I'm putting it on your comment. Sorry!

@dawinalexander9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@luciendelaney8975 lol ok that's fine ones it ain't bad

From tighty-whities to loosey-lavenders😂😂

I dance when I eat 😂😂

This was hilarious!! Thank you

This dude is hilarious!

I can tell this dude gots some skillz!!

He was incredible, one of the best. He really should have his own special😌

He is hilarious!! I was crying…at work!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lol! My husband used to do that to our kids. “Get off my lawn!” Now he yells that at our goats when they escape.

@TruckTaxiMoveIt

3 жыл бұрын

Rite of passage

I had the anesthesia thing happen at the dentist. Woke up counting... Me:"7...6...5..." Dentist: "bro... Were finished. Now try & stand. " Me:🥴🥴🥴🥴🤤🤤🤤

Had kids at 16... with his wife. That’s beautiful!

@chuckybang

3 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for people that have kids so young. That must really suck.

@PP-uv1kw

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuckybang NOPE.....GREAT LIFE...

@wikiwoof9590

3 жыл бұрын

Some people really do want that family life and aren’t missing out on the party life. But again I was always disappointed by the mentality that a child automatically equaled a mistake, so many people pray and dream for a child and just can’t do it, even adoption is difficult. It just depends on ones worldview

Wow, someone besides me that remembers back to thermos' and rotary phones! You are wonderful!

My cousin says bras are torture devices. She starts unhooking as she gets in the front door. 😁

Laughter from beginning to end!!! Gold!!

I really enjoyed him. I laughed so hard.

Excellent performance !

The crowd is a bit dry. He deserved better because he was funny.

@DarthPoyner

2 жыл бұрын

Mormons.

@demeraragold4644

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@nickisnyder3450

2 жыл бұрын

They're in Utah.....mormons

@LuisVillalobosYT

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not “Mormons” lol I bet you 90% of the people their are ex Mormons or just happened to live in Utah. Lol

This ended too quickly. Quality performance 😂

Excellent, THANK YOU!

Hilarious, laughed the whole special! Unfortunately, watched it at 3am and wife was not thrilled when woke her up with my laughing hehehe. Great Special!

Yea bro I look at my outfit on my bed before I shower yup😁👍🏾

@majoroldladyakamom6948

3 жыл бұрын

You LOOK out yo outfit? Could have sworn that it was called TOOK out... I usually plan my work outfit the night before the next work-week day... Standard drill. For special occasions? Just look into my ~ 20+ feet of closet pole space, not counting the 4-feet of coats. Always prep the night before. Clothes, nylons, jewelry, shoes, overcoat, weather predictions, etc. Hmmm. Not so keen on peeps who cannot complete a sentence properly structured. Dunno why, dewds and dewdettes... lol! Something about lazy eloquence, articulation on a superlative level, eXpecially failure to complete a sentence properly structured, bragging about being poor or playing the black card. ALL LIVES MATTER ASK JESUS... RED AND YELLOW, BLACK AND WHITE... ALL ARE PRECIOUS IN HIS SIGHT... ALL, NOT JUST BLACK. ALL Lives Matter! ALL Lives Matter! That's why He went to the Cross... for ALL of us. If God and His only Son came to save us ALL, then why is there so much hatred still in existence??? A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL ALL BE THE SAME COLOUR! Yay, and PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME! G.O.Y. It rhymes with boy. Stands for G ET O VER Y O-SELF. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE HAVE "JESUS GLASSES", where we can actually see each other through His eyes, as He hangs on His Cross in agony for our sins... ? We ARE ALL loved by Him. Can I hear an AMEN? Anyone? My heart and soul are breaking for the hatred consuming our Nation. Stand strong, my eternal brothers and sisters in Christ! Stay safe, ok? 😪 ⚘ 🕯🙏❤🙏🕯 ⚘ 😥

@dawinalexander9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@majoroldladyakamom6948 ok primary school teacher I didn't ask for a correction but thank you, and all the other stuff that you're talking about, nope not in this comedy content so have a good night..... Hope that was good word structure and sentencing for ya.

@constanceskalecki4928

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawinalexander9433 , she cannot spell correctly herself. She also tells everyone her life story, like this is an AA meeting. She’s very strange.

I just had my first child this year at 26 and even I'm learning alot. My mother passed at a young age so I didnt get alot of the teaching I woupdv hoped to. Thankfully the father has alot of experience because his sister had children at the age of 13!!! ( yes we know she was very persistent lol) and as siblings him and his brother did alot to help her care for thechildren. So grateful to have him and his family around to help teach me what I needed to know to start raising our baby healthy and safe! Somehow we are all children until we become parents! Very beautiful thing.

@mikealalee2889

3 жыл бұрын

Your just as bad if that's the kind of entitled attitude you have about your religion. That attitude goes against everything religion is about. Absolutely disgusting when I see people act this way. :P

@ms.win_

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed. Beautiful thing to have a child! Blessings

@JordonDev

3 жыл бұрын

Lots to learn good luck on the journey

@JordonDev

3 жыл бұрын

Jimi Crespo Make some videos on this

@mikealalee2889

3 жыл бұрын

I have more important things to worry about than your comments or confusion about religion. Stop commenting on my stuff lol. It's really just annoying. It's weird to assume when someone says father theyr talking about god and not their actual father????

Jay is from Northeast Ohio like I am! He is hilarious! 🙏🏽✝️💙 😂😂 the rotary phone! He is so right, if you got a number wrong, you had to start over.

I can tell why he's the favorite uncle. He was built in a lab to be a great dad.

Baby Jesus from Alabama Me: woo! Keep it in the family

Yeah. This guy's good.

Jay Steven's should go on AGT. He's so funny!😄

Pink curlers with plastic pink pin's. Mom would be throwing her scarf over them which was a net!😰

One of the specials that I WATCHED THE ENTIRE SHOW!!! HILARIOUS!! I wish I could see this guy live!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

I had Kaboom cereal! I actually miss it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

It's not X mas without socks and underwear.😂👍

First joke, yes! As someone who looks five years older than his kids. I get it. Though had them at 19 and 20.

Lol....fasted a LOT when I was growing up, for extended periods. Ppl thought I was anorexic (83 lbs at 16 yrs age). I was just starving. After a year tho I got used to eating only twice a week.

@truthlove1114

2 жыл бұрын

Somehow you made it through. Bless you. Hope things have worked out for you. :)

I had a Strawberry Shortcake lunchkit and whatever beverage that was in that THERMOS was all on your plastic sandwich bag 🤦😂😩😜🎯

Great voice for a funny guy! Really enjoyed this!

Very funny and clever!

He has never been so truthful when it comes to getting old, last week Tuesday I bent down to pick up a sack of potatoes and pulled my back out, that went away but the next day my right leg started hurting, four several days now, I ended up having what is called Iliotibial band syndrome, which is a pulled muscle on the side of the leg between the hip and knee. It will heal with ice and rest but it hurts, did I mention that I'm 62?

Great set!!!

Goodness that crowd was dead. He was hilarious! Get them some life support stat!

That was funny. I echo my dad when my kids were coming up about stop turning heat up and turn off those lights and stop standing with fridge door open.

Clean comedy...rare and needed in today's world

🤣That is sooo me with food! 5'10" 145 lbs and I'm always planning my next meal. Any time I'm actually cooking for myself it's always with music blasting in my ears and a beer in my hand...except when my older people tendencies win out and it's a podcast instead lol

@etaiadmi

2 жыл бұрын

I looked at your height and weight and was thinking “this guy is underweight, he gotta eat more” I’m practically the same height and weight as you😂

Anytime they say 'hey Timmy!' I'm hooked 😂

Very funny!

Kaboom cereal? We had puffed wheat or shredded wheat cereal - a half cup of either could soak up twenty gallons of milk and still be drier than old hay bales.

No normal kid will be saying I saw your mom this morning with a grin

I love this dude

Imagine being on welfare with a coupon queen! Yeah we had 100 boxes of cereal at all times!

Fantastic!!!!

Awesome!!! 👍🤪🤣😂🤣🤪😂

Can't go wrong with a good fart joke! 😁

That's it, I'm watching Sandra Lee... Lol...

Hahahahahaha that was funny 😄

Should've turned that dance and food bit into a quick line and "aaah spaghetti." Doing the macarena