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@dawnslayer

4 жыл бұрын

On PC/Mac use ad block

@kstevenson186

4 жыл бұрын

Lifehack#1 lol

@SuzieQIssuez

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't work.

@alexadams1257

4 жыл бұрын

Worked for me

@belindadeas1974

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. How do you refresh?

Whenever I see those “Drive like your kids live here” signs, I want to put up a sign that says “Parent like people drive here”.

@ceedubelu

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Wissinger Parent like you’re gonna see this child at the grocery store every trip.

@sincereoneson

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@fraticelli510

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that sign is a double edge sword. Some parents want to run their kids over 🤣

@troypollonais9143

4 жыл бұрын

@@jidowu6019 back when growing up and living implied everything required to not be a Darwin award winner

@herricd8763

4 жыл бұрын

None of you make sense

Anyone else mesmerized by the wall of chairs? It's creeping me out, haha!

@carlaaustin7223

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it's very disconcerting. Why are they on the wall.

@Reaper_of_sadness

4 жыл бұрын

It creepy

@thomasverdon2578

4 жыл бұрын

I guess if the place gets crowded then they can always just pluck a chair down

@alexeysaranchev6118

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder can you seat people there as some special seats priced tickets.

@thomasverdon2578

4 жыл бұрын

Alexey Saranchev hahahahaha 🤣 🤣

"Well MY kids know how to dodge a car." I busted up laughing in the middle of work! Best line I've heard all day.

@papahawk3644

3 жыл бұрын

😳if you don’t get back to work...😏

@7ebr830

2 жыл бұрын

You were listening to this in the middle of work? Tut tut.

"I'm not saying you commit crime if you have a prepaid phone BUT everybody who commits crime has a prepaid phone" This is the most factual statement I've heard in quite a while. I ain't even laugh. Just squinted my eyes and stroked my chin.

@atrophyqueen6168

4 жыл бұрын

I felt attacked because I've never committed a crime but I keep a prepaid phone because I dont have a lot of money and I dont want debt incase I have other more important things to spend my money on that month. In this time in the world u can have a phone and connect to the Wi-Fi at places and get things done even if you don't have a bought plan.

@julieavina1057

4 жыл бұрын

@@atrophyqueen6168 ..dont feel attacked its an opinion. Honestly I think prepaid phones are the best way to go to save money.

@tamarawilson6739

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. I'm not a criminal. I just don't like phone or internet contracts.

@CaspianCEO

4 жыл бұрын

@@atrophyqueen6168 ... Are you being serious? Its a joke bruh, it's a general factual statement. If you don't do crime then why feel attacked. Lighten up ☺️

@atrophyqueen6168

4 жыл бұрын

I was joking. No one was talking directly to or about me. I should have made sound more light hearted.

I was hooked at the Morgan Freeman lines. This cat was funny, him and his free dog!

My dude, you can't be a proper conspiracy theorist *without* a prepaid phone!

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

And a shortcut on your desktop titled "TRUTHNOTES.docx"

@TETCOM.

3 жыл бұрын

amen

@Kortneyshanewilliams

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the new joke tag. That is officially in my act.

@MrsShocoTaco

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kortneyshanewilliams 😃

@12345678956824

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Hilarious...Morgan Freeman...I was really falling for that joke when I realized my grandmother in law was friends with him in high school. 😂🤣😭

@j.t.harrison3203

2 жыл бұрын

So, where's the yearbook pic?! Come on, Kortney NEEDS to see that pic!

@yes._.3748

2 жыл бұрын

No

@j.t.harrison3203

2 жыл бұрын

@@yes._.3748 you are a study in contrasts. I would refrain from public appearances.

@yes._.3748

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.t.harrison3203 what 😂

@gretamurphy3704

Жыл бұрын

Pictures or it didn't happen 🙃

I’m suspicious all the time too and have no motivation to find out why. LOL

@carleemalmberg1345

4 жыл бұрын

Rimaz Kintibay you literally described my whole life lmao

@StrongnBeautiful

4 жыл бұрын

Too much weed and horror movies.

This guys voice sounds like Kermit the Frog at different points

@murphdog9506

4 жыл бұрын

My boy Patrick Mahomes sounds like Kermit the Frog

@katlegotk123

4 жыл бұрын

Fat Albert...hey hey hey

@Timeandseason

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@nominus1138

4 жыл бұрын

Totally

@erickoennecke3308

3 ай бұрын

@@murphdog9506😢😢😢😢

"Well my kids know how to dodge a car"!!!!! Waaat😂😂😂😂😂😂

Morgan Freeman has been an old man his entire life

@Thatbigduck

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, that's what he said.

@sebastiansantana2447

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thatbigduck I think the commenter meant Morgan's life

@jackiehughes414gpg

4 жыл бұрын

Morgan Freeman was born old🤔🤔lol🤣😂

@stevenhunter3212

4 жыл бұрын

That is probably true - dude looks young.

@Resjek

4 жыл бұрын

@@sebastiansantana2447 you get me

This dude is one of the funniest on DryBar in a good while

That Twister joke was so under-appreciated. It was such an iconic 90s scene. Jo: :[cow flies by in the storm] Cow. Melissa: [On the phone] I gotta go Julia, we got cows. Jo: 'Nother cow. Bill: Actually I think that was the same one.

@teelove5830

3 жыл бұрын

It really was! Guess the audience is on average too young

@angelp9065

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good 🎥

This is definitely one of the better comedians y'all have uploaded. Get him on again!

Hey the baby tried to nurse me. This is a me too situation. Hilarious I'm rolling 🤣🤣🤣

This man kinda delivers like Dave Chapelle. I love it.

@AndrewS765

4 жыл бұрын

That's the exact the same thing I was thinking!!!!!!!!!!

@william12134

4 жыл бұрын

Wooorrrd!!!

@KingBr33ch

4 жыл бұрын

That's his teacher

@jasonwilliams2341

4 жыл бұрын

He really does though

@saltysteel3996

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Seems like he is kinda copying Chapelle. Just not as good, not bad, but not as good.

The very best comics (at least for me) time the joke so that it's halfway past before you "catch" it. That way you're already halfway into the normal part before the silly hits you, and it makes it so much funnier. This guy does that *sooo well!* You a funny dude, Mr Williams! Thanks for the giggles!

My grandmother LOVES Klondike bars!

I’ve got the same theory about Tyler Perry and the prepaid phones. 🤣

@delanceybannerman2135

3 жыл бұрын

👀👀👀👀 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

The Filet-o-Fish is a near perfect sandwich. There's a McD's across from the laundromat so once a month I get one and it's the only thing I eat from there. There, I said it. I don't care if it's made of doll hair and vaseline, it's delicious.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

I like how you describe it as being made of doll hair and plastic, but also as a "near perfect sandwich" Whats perfect? Add a bay leaf or some lemongrass? Swap out doll hairs for pubes? Chocolate icing? I NEED TO KNOW

@annecollins5885

3 жыл бұрын

@@swine13 This is Murica, just be creative & don't sweat it.

@elisabethmonette495

3 жыл бұрын

@LesActive I love the Filet-o-Fish too🙈🙌 its sooo good, I always get it with extra cheese hahaha

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

3 жыл бұрын

*"I don't care if it's made of doll hair and vaseline, it's delicious."* Oh no, hahahaha!

@pharoahmiller2117

3 жыл бұрын

The best fish sandwich EVER!!!

"the anger of a thousand black single mothers" lmao

This guy seems like a mix of Dave Chappelle and Kenan Thompson. :P

"me n my free dog r walkin through the rally" that one got me, right in the feels

you got me at "Morgan Freeman zipping down to reveal Benjamin Button"

He sounds like Luis Armstrong and Kermit the frog somehow made a baby.

@TETCOM.

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@heathermiller5765

3 жыл бұрын

"I see trees of green..." 😄

@celestial_blaze

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂. Whhhyyyyyy?!? So accurately hilarious!

@derrickbyers5087

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me 🤣🤣

@amendment1preparedness301

3 жыл бұрын

With a healthy spoonful of Dave Chappelle

The real reason we don't see any baby pictures of Morgan Freeman is because he's really Jimi Hendrix in disguise.

@briangarcia5567

4 жыл бұрын

🤯

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@12345678956824

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GriffeSaunders

3 жыл бұрын

L.O.L. I thought that before. G.

@wikiwoof9590

3 жыл бұрын

Mind. Blown.

Morgan freeman hasn’t been old all my life, I remember easy reader from the electric company.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

I do love it when a good fact comes by and kills a joke stone dead. 👌

i searched baby Morgan Freeman, found a video called, Morgan Freeman doesn't remember being a baby

@judithveley2790

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@sophs81

2 жыл бұрын

Do you remember being a baby? I don't 🤔.. Neither do I have baby photos...oh my, I am a Morgan Freeman 😂😂🤣

It's like he's just rambling and it just so happens to be humorous.

Great expression, pacing, writing!

@mandyharper1221

Жыл бұрын

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Nothing to do with the video, but Everytime I read "Illuminati" the minions come to my mind saying "eeluminayshawnnn" 😂😂😂

@ojimaochuma3971

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to you I'm gonna be hearing that now...😏

Morgan Freeman: “Oh no, they’re on to me!”

@jv-lk7bc

3 жыл бұрын

nawman. It would take a lot more than that to rattle Morgan Freeman. He's just be cool as cucumbers like "Now really. Are you going to believe that guy? or *me*?

Looked at the dog and said, "That coulda' been you!"

I honestly looked it up, I saw one picture of an actual baby, but nothing to prove it was ACTUALLY Morgan Freeman. Every other picture was old-baby Morgan Freeman

I can see him becoming like Cosby, well without the crime part.

@sinceredelva1146

4 жыл бұрын

Fingers crossed the biggest crime in his life is a speeding ticket

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

I sinceriously hope he has Cosby level success without any of the Foolishness

Is it just me, or can anyone else hear the Chappelle influence. Anyways, this was a great set.

@Icanfigureitoutintime

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah.

@Luridmoirai

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@NewLife-zy3ob

4 жыл бұрын

100% I was thinking the same

@twistedlogic4742

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely.

@OrganicGrowLife

4 жыл бұрын

Dmitri Villanueva I hear Hannibal Burgess

Absolutely hilarious. This guy is great.

I've Googled baby Morgan Freeman after he says Google baby Morgan Freeman... The comedian wasnt lying about not seeing any baby pictures of him. Theirs old face pics of Morgan Freeman, paste on the face of a baby. 😂😂😂

Not the funniest dude, but he had a lot of energy on stage. Lots of Good energy! And many comedians lack that nowadays. That energy is a (very) necessary ingredient. Especially when working the crowd. Gotta have that positive vibe. And this dude got it!

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like my girl trying to give me feedback on the sex without hurting my feelings. "Its not... like im used to... but you're super enthusiastic - and thats a good thing! And hey... its not like we _have_ to have amazing sex all the time... **screams internally** "

Tell me why the first ad was of Morgan Freeman talking about Census.

@MrsShocoTaco

4 жыл бұрын

They know who you are & that you haven't filled out your census,so they sent the illuminati to remind you.

@misterkelley9740

4 жыл бұрын

Because the ad needed narration, and its legally required that Morgan Freeman look over the narration first, and if he passes on the narration, there will 6 weeks of other actors narrating until Freeman comes back.

@mailyfe9953

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao their WATCHING, LOL

@8-bitsarda747

4 жыл бұрын

@@mailyfe9953 *they're

@apokolypzejonez22

4 жыл бұрын

He wants to let us know he's watching...

Well I guess I'm off to google baby Morgan Freeman now..

@nadineblades393

4 жыл бұрын

He is right 😂

@DianaHerberg

3 жыл бұрын

...said No one...

@jakeetschannel2031

3 жыл бұрын

@@DianaHerberg 🤣🤣

@carlaaustin7223

3 жыл бұрын

So what did you find?

@mariepennington8734

2 жыл бұрын

It's true

Psssst...!! Morgan Freeman lives part time in Orange Beach, Alabama. Tell no one.

No one: I watch Dry Bar for news and information. KZread: We need to explain to people watching a comedy act that the Illuminati is a conspiracy theory.

I Love this guy's sense of humor! LOL 😅😄😃🤣😂😆😅😃😆🤣

Those chairs hanging up on the back wall must be in honor of the graduating class of 2020 🤔

@tishperez1888

4 жыл бұрын

FUNNY!!

@meelahmanifestslove

4 жыл бұрын

This was made in 2018 I think he says it

@badapple65

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. They need to keep the 6ft spacing rule between customers because of Covid and they did not know where to hide all of the extra chairs they thinned out.

His jokes were very clever. He is truly unique. The crowd should have been laughing way way more.

@steppinrzr8396

3 жыл бұрын

Not every crowd is a great crowd lol I was thinking the same thing

@gmoney85740

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed he did well for a tough audience.

@CDuff86

2 жыл бұрын

He's not that funny. Good, yes, great, no. There's a lot of recycled material nowadays. He is keeping it more original, which is nice. Energy is top tier. He looks comfortable. Just, very decent.

Good, complicated, and lots of internal references. AKA, Fun.

He's right. Just Googled it. Can't find it.

@alterrihenri110

3 жыл бұрын

Found one.

@charliep.8776

3 жыл бұрын

@@alterrihenri110 Where?!

Fun fact: the picture of young Red (Morgan Freeman) in Shawshank Redemption is his son.

Brings “time out” to a whole new level. The chairs.

Kinda true, he's been old for as long as I've been alive too lol. The youngest I'd seen Morgan Freeman was in _Lean_ _On_ _Me_ and that was released the year I was born (in '89)

Best dark humor ever! I love it!

Morgan Freeman has been real quiet after this came out XD

@Watchingthesim

2 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣

He's so funny. Loving him 🥰

There’s really only pictures of Morgan Freeman as a child no baby pictures. Apparently he doesn’t remember being a baby 😂

This guy's voice sounds like a combination between Seth Rogan and Bill Cosby

This guy needs a netflix special

That was the funniest comedian that I've never heard of! This man is going places

I love that he still took the dog even if he wasnt into it 😂😂

"My kids know how to dodge a car..." @17:40

OMGosh, Dude, you are hilarious! Thank you. I REALLY needed that!

This is the funniest comedian I've seen in a long time. He needs to get out there!!

"All items must go." LOL!!!

You are hilarious man, thank you.

Nice show👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 You should come to the Netherlands and test your driving skills, bikers everywhere. Don't hit the 4yr old on his way to school.

@Watchingthesim

2 жыл бұрын

It's ridiculous in the UK.....the public infrastructure makes me wanna go back home 🇧🇪

"I'll have my people contact your people" Oh my god I died 😂

Even my great great great great grandchildren will be watching Morgan Freeman starring in brand new movies.

@ItsAllAboutPerspective375

2 жыл бұрын

"PawPaw/MeMaw, have you ever seen him as a baby?" "No. Legend says that he's always been here..."

Hilarious, love his show!

I must be getting REALLY old. I still remember when Morgan Freeman was called “Easy Reader.”

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

And was this before or after the Roman empire fell?

I loved the swedish fish joke 😆

This guy is brilliant lmfao. Me and this free dog

If my wife gers attacked by an alligator I gotta get a new wife. I can't be walkin' around with alligator bait.

An extra in the movie Twister LOL!

It's like watching Tracy Morgan sober

Sharp, he has a good thing going. Being sharp AND funny,...he'll be a headliner soon enough.

@Kortneyshanewilliams

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks 🙏🏿

He's funny with a professional delivery.

I just googled young morgan freeman, in the images was a young SAMUEL L JACKSON!!!!

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what's the problem? Isn't it like Charmander and Charizard, like they don't always retain the same name between forms? Cause also think about it - when was the last time you heard about Shaft?

Man you are too funny 😂, the whole video cracked me up dude you are a trip 😂😂

I love this guy he's hillarioud

Watch The Bucket List...Freeman's younger picture is there at his funeral :)

16:33 no matey you got it all wrong. China has the Nike shops

I feel so old!!! I can definitely remember Morgan Freeman as a young man. He was on the Electric Company Show, and was very handsome. Made it a little easier for mothers to sit through the proceedings while their kids watched.

They email the fish. 🤣

Anyone else think he sounds kinda like Tracy Morgan? Just a little bit

Did anyone realise he said bring your own pole to a fly fishin interview

I've gone to McDonalds for Fish LMAO, they are actually rated #2 in fast food for best fish sandwhich hahaha

@bobbierobinson6269

3 жыл бұрын

Who is #1?

@karynsmith7655

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbierobinson6269 Popeyes

@bobbierobinson6269

3 жыл бұрын

@@karynsmith7655 I've got to try it. I know their chicken sandwich is great

@voodoobarbie3566

3 жыл бұрын

Rated by who is the question? Bill gates?

Hilarious!

Two words: "Electric Company"

I just saw a video of Morgan from a baby to an adult. Its on youtube, but tbh we’ll never know. That could be a random baby.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

Id say so - otherwise they would have had to wait a very long time just to film 1 video 😉

YOU have Got it Kortney. No sacred cows with you brother. You are one of the funniest stand ups hands down. You prove that profanity is not necessary for hilarity.

First time seeing this guy.... He's fn hilarious! Looking forward to hearing more from him!!

I googled baby morgan freeman and was not disappointed! 🤣

@eauneau

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, it’s on! 😉👍

Funny. Had a good laugh.

HaHa I have a prepaid phone.....LoL and I still have a landline.....I'm old school. If I could I would've kept my old rotary phone....good times.....LoL ain't nothing better than slamming that phone down when you're pissed off! HaHa you can't do that with a CELL Phone....:/

@jackiehughes414gpg

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda hard to text with a rotary phone tho🤔😂🤣

I remember Morgan Freeman from “The Electric Company”, he was 18! “Easy Reader”

Kourtney talk about calories and an add pops up about losing weight while eating real food. Me: wait there is fake food too?

@KingBr33ch

4 жыл бұрын

YOU THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS NATURAL?😂 how old are you?

@blackscreenconversations

4 жыл бұрын

I guess it's more a question of what is real and/or fake rather than organic and non-organic or natural and synthesized.

the Netflix bit, lmao, nail'd it

If you think ANY RESTERAUNT is out fishing themselves for the seafood you eat at their location then you are a VERY special type a person!!! So special that you deserve a helmet for yours and everyone elses safety!!! WOW!!! 😱😱😱

Great show. The farmers market was LOL classic.