Got baited in by the title and almost commented, decided to watch the whole video first... and got caught out for being 26. I'll be back in 9 years sir

@mhand00

4 жыл бұрын

Wise beyond your years:)

@carlcarlson776

4 жыл бұрын

that's Mr.Ferguson, please.

@moistnugget4147

4 жыл бұрын

how dare you be 26

@bellaeva4348

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@singularity1648

3 жыл бұрын

6 more years and he's got one coming.

"My mom was a bad man." Hilarious. I completely understand the sentiment. When my mom was younger, men in her neighborhood would call her to beat up men they couldn't beat up. That woman eventually had 6 kids and I was one of them. My momma was a bad man, too.

@jayamilapersson4030

3 жыл бұрын

The moment you realise that you are a bad man... Im not a momma yet though.

@Muck006

3 жыл бұрын

People need to understand that "man" is short for "huMAN". The english language is full of words with double and triple meanings ... which is why context matters A LOT, but it also makes jokes easier to come by.

@aichitoshiki1321

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@kysweetheart1964

3 жыл бұрын

my mom too

@lotusfire9429

3 жыл бұрын

He said bad maam. Like bad mamma jamma.

When he made the joke about having to lie down after a meal, I had just finished a burger for dinner and am lying down watching this 🤣 (I'm 22)

@majinhuey7682

3 жыл бұрын

Yuuup. 26, just had an omelet for breakfast and heavily considering going back to sleep 😂

@jaredburgos8474

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahh but we got accustomed to it cause of ®øna lol

@bonniegirl5138

2 жыл бұрын

Insulin resistance

@biancawijaya1772

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Lamont : 2016 is worse than 2020 2020 : Hold my riots...

@FranklinFernandezfdf

4 жыл бұрын

And 2020 is not done yet!!

@amaterasu1222

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@Heavenzvoice

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@kylierollings2326

4 жыл бұрын

2020: Hold my racist cops

@billstephens396

4 жыл бұрын

- pushes @@kylierollings2326 forward - Hold these idiots...

I'm gonna need this guy to do a follow up show about 2020

@spitflamez

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@catherinedesilets8960

2 жыл бұрын

100% he’s so funny 😂

@Meetyouthere777

2 жыл бұрын

During the Clown bit he had the Josh Johnson tone - always gold

@mikebar42

2 жыл бұрын

Or 2022

@bugsbunny517

11 ай бұрын

Especially the lady scheduled to get married on 4/4/2020...

2020 makes 2016 look like a Sunday drive through the park.

@wdghk

4 жыл бұрын

what's wrong with 2020?

@khorekburunduk2441

4 жыл бұрын

2020 is a walk in the park, don't be a sheep.

@wdghk

4 жыл бұрын

Khorek Burunduk thank you! I’m sick of these whiny people talking about how bad 2020 is like nothing bad has ever happened before. It’s called life!!

@mariotuber2866

4 жыл бұрын

@@wdghk That sums up what I'm thinking. Sure, bad things are happening. But are said bad things actually as unusual as everyone's making them out to be? No!

@carolyntalbot947

4 жыл бұрын

2016 was one of the worst years I've ever experienced, and 2020 *still makes me nostalgic for 2016.*

The best advice I ever received was work hard in your 20s and relax in your 30s. It's true though most successful ppl I've seen enjoyed their 20s but, were hustling at the same time. You do not want to spend your 30s cleaning up your mistakes you made in your 20s it's not fun.

@disgurstingshat9703

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the advice 😊

@Jackson09

2 жыл бұрын

no it's not, especially when you write "ya 30's" as say 42-ish... lmao...sadly

It takes at least 35 years to learn that you still don't know everything.

@nunyabizness3878

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! He underestimated 2020!

@chaveraoh

2 жыл бұрын

How much you realize about life and ppl is up to every individual. I was self-aware and understood life even as a child. The ppl who criticised me as a child later on in life shared their regret that they wished they had my moral strength, perserveance and perception. I have no regrets. Just ppl do. Why? E.g. they do not think about be consequences of their and other ppl's words and actions or they are not stable in their good decisions. I am 55 btw.

@sin3358

2 жыл бұрын

Took me 18

"I bet you can eat a meal and then do something right afterwards." Oof! That one hit me right in the gut! 😂

Hes right. "I think I slept wrong" is definitely the moment I knew I was getting old 😂😂

@zachkatgaming6121

Жыл бұрын

thats me at sixteen

"At 7year old I'm going on heresay that I'm the oldest"😂😂😂😂

@RECTALBURRITO

2 жыл бұрын

Best joke.

Copying another comment I saw bc I feel it’s important that this issue is brought to attention: this was filmed in 2017!!!

@carisasouthard5713

3 жыл бұрын

Annnd?

@msv6674

3 жыл бұрын

Found out the same & wonder if he was asked for his approval to even mention "2020" in the title ? Since this video was uploaded in May, 2020 ? Rhetorical questions by the way for us but directed to Dry Bar...if they notice us 😆

@usahome

3 жыл бұрын

Click bait.

@connorjl7

3 жыл бұрын

Omgg fr, wtf

"The internet is the greatest and the worst invention." Amen!

Thank you, Dry Bar for bringing us great comedy without vulgarity!

@scifiwriter6092

4 жыл бұрын

I agree! It's so refreshing to find a place where we can watch totally hilarious videos without cringing!

@sorryiwashammored

4 жыл бұрын

Just racism. Yep thanks.

@sorryiwashammored

4 жыл бұрын

@@scifiwriter6092 without cringing? What about the racism in the gorilla joke?

@littleguy8213

3 жыл бұрын

Its good to hear comedy i can show my young son. No bad language -_-

He looks like Keenan Thompson doing an impression of someone doing an impression of Keenan Thompson doing an impression of someone. 👏😂

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

I love that u clap and laugh at ur own joke

@danabryant6138

4 жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 I'm corny like that!

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Dana Bryant 😂

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

3 жыл бұрын

@@danabryant6138 😝

@prislaem3838

3 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this guy. Smart, funny, and such a gentleman. That's an admiration trifecta.

He brought it all back together beautifully. 💚🙌

Man, in only 4 days this special's title aged VERY POORLY.

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Or its the exact comedy special we need.

@leviandrewcoovert559

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true that

@500superrich

4 жыл бұрын

He mentions that the current year is 2017 so clearly the fault lies with Dry Bar

@dumaskhan

3 жыл бұрын

Dry bar trolled us on that one.

@lauralee5722

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothyfloogle Watch it again, now.

27:20 The camera operator actually found her. Good job, buddy.

Hey now, good to know he comes through Milwaukee - I'll be looking for him. Great special - some great moments. RIP all my fries.

@annabughman1886

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!

I'm a 23 soon to be 24 year old. A Nigerian with home training, spanking and all, and i like the facts coming from this man. Young people should pursue God's plan and dreams for them. You will find fulfillment and joy in it.

@bethmerryfield7186

3 жыл бұрын

Well said, Herald!

Yes "life IS well over by 40. Get your act together in your twenties." So true. That's why I'm depressed.

@jonathanberry9502

4 жыл бұрын

Try the carnivore diet, intermittent fasting etc... you will soon feel better.

@domjonesjr.786

3 жыл бұрын

Theres still more life to be lived sir 🙏💪 put some pep in that step!

@DirtyPrancing

3 жыл бұрын

It's not over. Do you get up every day and get 24 hours to do what you want? That's life. It's a life until you stop waking up. The people that say things like this think they are depressed because of their age, their family, their life, or whatever. Happiness comes from within, and there is no magical age where that can be taken away from you

@chebmikhaela

3 жыл бұрын

I always look at old people who look better in their old age than they did when they were young. Look at Trump. He is in his 70s,l tweets nonsense and he loves it!! Its all about the attitude, I guess... start with some lazy yoga, learn a new language, make fun of youth... :) I think what does it is being useful for other people...

@dpc3324

2 жыл бұрын

And in 10 years you’ll be even more depressed that you didn’t get your act together now

He can captivate an audience. Funny man.

I'm not sure why people keep saying millenials are young. I'm a millennial and I'm 35. I think you mean Gen Z..

@noworriesmate8287

3 жыл бұрын

There is a reason they are gen z. 💤 💤 💤

@brownin329

3 жыл бұрын

No one knows the dates anymore. Pew Research center keeps shifting them.

@justwinks1553

3 жыл бұрын

I am genx with a millennial that is almost 28

@justwinks1553

3 жыл бұрын

Gen z is the new forgotten generation

@cody1212143

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much anyone born between 1960-1994 , sucks that I was born in 1995,but raised in the 1980 standard s,had to buy my own sh#$...

2020: hold my beer and give me the tequila bottle

@frausmandrake9757

3 жыл бұрын

Here, we've got some extra boost-proof vodka for ya.

Brotha look 30 he speaking the truth when he say black don’t crack 😂😂

@aprilsilvers381

2 жыл бұрын

Yes definitely age so well. I'm envious

@chook1678

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky

This guy is just priceless with his routine. So glad I came across Dry Bar Comedy all those weeks ago! I now appreciate comedy (namely, clean comedy!) so much more; a true beauty, comedy can be when you've got talent and a tale to tell ^_

@matthewhowe3727

Жыл бұрын

Check out Robert Mack. Awesome comedian.

The French fry joke is too accurate.

@disgurstingshat9703

2 жыл бұрын

@Baba Ganush dayum 👀

$1000+ in the bank account: “What can we do for you, Mr. Ferguson?” $900 in the bank: “Here’s your money, Lamont” $20: “What’s up, dude?” 🤣🤣🤣

I’m 57 and I can have a sandwich and stay up until 4 a.m....No nap required.

@jasminepas1246

3 жыл бұрын

Wow!!

@leoneranger9348

3 жыл бұрын

Look at you humble bragging 😁

Lol 2020 makes 2016 look just like another Monday

@vashmatrix5769

2 жыл бұрын

& now in 2021 it's looking at whole lot like 1984...

When you tell people you're 21 and about to get married and everyone knows your fate, It ain't good.

@juniorvonclaire3576

4 жыл бұрын

dumaskhan Shallow marriage jokes. Played

@msv6674

3 жыл бұрын

Never been married but still pray to find my soul / love / life mate. Think they make a cute couple 'cause to me they already resemble ! I know it's just something folks say about couples that have been married YEARS. But, I found it great that family around them (his ?) seemed so relaxed with them both. May be both their sides relatives , since they ALL resemble - to me lol

@vashmatrix5769

2 жыл бұрын

I just got to say your frog in the rain pic is absolutely amazing! Is it real? I'm subbing to you & going to copy that pic when I'm on a pc.

@caitlinrl630

Жыл бұрын

That's dumb. Plenty of people marry young and it works out great.

Yes! Truth in comedy in a clean way 🤣🤣🤣💓

Loved the whole thing, but once more for the people in the back - 35 YEAR OLDS ARE MILLENNIALS! The young ones are Gen Z - y'all know time passes, right? We grew up.

@maricampari3970

4 жыл бұрын

I hate it, but you're right. Though I have a gen X older sister and I relate to that generation more than Millennials.

@dereksmith5

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t he say last year was 2016, if so this was filmed in 2017... (My understanding is Millennials were born between 1984 & 1999.) So, maybe he’s changed the age limit. Don’t worry, eventually you might catch up.😉 Also, half the fun of treating ‘Millennials’ as a slur, is watching you guys get all worked up about it. But I will let you in on a secret: if you don’t fit the stereotypes, but have friends who do, You can laugh with us.

@UnprofessionalProfessor

4 жыл бұрын

@@dereksmith5 Ok, boomer

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

A 35 year old would have been born in 1984, that's hardly a millenial. I think you meant 25*

@phyvo

4 жыл бұрын

@@swine13 The popular definition for millenial is someone born between 1981 and 1996. That means that anyone between 23 years old and 38 years old is a millenial. If you disagree with that, well, generation definitions are kinda stupid even if talking about generations is kinda helpful.

Thanks for the laughs. I needed that. I'll never drive by a cemetery again without laughing a little.

He's run out of patience for the stupidity of the average American so he only performs in eight U.S. cities. I totally get that.

@danceswithtwins8048

4 жыл бұрын

I get it too, Susan S. Lufaman - I see only a few non-white people in this audience,, so he’s not picking his states based on having black audiences. I’m older than he is, and he seems funny. Racist bigot? Seems like you have a particular peeve about his routine.....

@carolyntalbot947

4 жыл бұрын

@@danceswithtwins8048 Well, he had the nerve to criticize Dear Leader, and God knows anyone who tells the truth about Trump (however mildly) is going to trigger his base. And "base" is the operative word. Remember when "basket of deplorables" was so terribly offensive? Turns out HRC was right on the nosey.

@thumper7874

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, a liberal left wing comedian, let's try this out but I bet politics comes up. 5 mins in, orange man bad. Shame he can't be funny without using his color or political views. NEXT!!!!

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

@@thumper7874 You didn't even watch the video. LMAO! He doesn't mention Trump or politics at all. So you must be in one of the stupid cities he stopped going to because you're stupid. Next time watch the video before you comment so you won't make yourself look stupid. He really IS funny.

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

. He's doing this show in Provo, Utah and it don't get much whiter than that. You're the racist apparently.

Why is the title of this video "2016 Was Worse Than 2020" when Lamont said at 18:03 that it was 2017 during this special?

@nolimits3117

4 жыл бұрын

Yes i also noticed that, clearly the person who posted, wanted it to be more relevant. But i would also appreciate if they put the real date right? Coz now its verging on clickbait. I do believe this was done in 2017. Either way this guy was great tho.

@UnprofessionalProfessor

4 жыл бұрын

Clickbait

@georgia19dog

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh, thank you. I've been wondering when these specials were taped. It's frustrating to have misleading information. Especially if you post it recently and it happened years ago. Still a great comedy special.

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

Very obviously clickbait. And to trigger the right into making comments about how wrong that is. Lmao.

@chrystaltuckness5298

4 жыл бұрын

The very next sentence he says, "At least it's not 2016.”

He isn't lying I don't even eat French Fries any more

@elenawimsey5714

3 жыл бұрын

Radical suggestion here: have you tried telling your partner in a calm conversation that it bothers you? I hate it when anyone takes something off of my plate etc. without it being offered., my husband used to like taking e. g. a few fries from me. I told him that it's an honest issue for me, so he doesn't do it anymore. and if you're with someone who chooses to ignore your wishes and feelings over something as small as a French fry, then maybe they're not the right person anyway...

@bpfourlife8239

3 жыл бұрын

I buy two orders of fries even when she says she doesn’t want any...cause I know.

@leeshepherd834

3 жыл бұрын

I remember my last French fry. Picture it. Sciliy 1922

@joshuagorman1259

3 жыл бұрын

@@leeshepherd834 😂😂😂😂😂 I am sitting here crying laughing and my coworkers think I gone insane. Thank you I needed that laugh

@jayamilapersson4030

3 жыл бұрын

Ki Noch thats WHY they ask if you want to get a bigger fries and drink.

Love this guy. Very well dressed too.

Don't comment till you watch 🤣

@juniorvonclaire3576

4 жыл бұрын

Lyndsay Rawson ok 🤭🤐

"Hey Jane called. She wants you to call her back." "Oh really, what did she want?" *smacks self with mic* I lost it from there

@JUST-UK-JAY

4 жыл бұрын

I'm impressed you even got 7 likes just for repeating what he said .... Fackin tool

@Ragnarok6664

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad we dont have landlines 📞 anymore..

@annfraley7083

3 жыл бұрын

Comedians seriously need to take breaks from the road and actually get to know some women. Half the time, these 'observations' totally miss.

@mugwump7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@JUST-UK-JAY I'm impressed you got 0 likes just for being a douchebag. Did the OP eat your kittens or something?

Very funny and yet full of wisdom...

7 hours and my brain goes "what about gasoline?!!"

That's my Residents. We wake them at 6am and count is at 7am and they all decide to go to the bathroom 🤦🏻‍♀️

"My mama was a bad man". Lol.

@mystique77

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that he said "bad ma'am".

I'm 27 and I threw my back out when I was sleeping..... just got back from a physical therapy appointment for it actually. @13:33

Good stuff. Clever. Relatable (to us older than 28). Want to see this guy live.

I don't know how anyone made it past the first 10 minutes of this. Congrats for making it in the comedy business for so long. Never heard of ya.

@rabbit32073

4 жыл бұрын

It's because he CHOSES to only do 8 shows a year. (sarcasm)

Kid's fault...be four and tell MY momma, "I'm gonna..." followed by "yes I am". She'd woop me back to the future....ppffsh. A San Diegan? 👍👍👍right on!!

@roxannemoser

4 жыл бұрын

Mom threatened to whip me and my 4 brothers and sisters in our station wagon. I thought I was safe in the third row. She announced that the beatings were about to begin. I said....You say that everytime and you never do.

@brucemorris3830

3 жыл бұрын

If I’d talked back in front of my grandfather at 4 1/2 like that, I woulda been lucky to wake up in time for my 5th birthday 😂😂😂

@rhodawatkins4516

3 жыл бұрын

@ROM LUNDY I don't know exactly what your point is but I guarantee that everyone who takes the shot will die afterward. And so will those who don't. Haven't you heard? None of us is getting out of here alive.

Im barely 4 minutes in. This dude is too much I lov 'im!

Sitting back enjoying so Lamont humor.

This is one funny, aware and manly man.

"I slept wrong last night" I'm 23 😭😭😭😭

@Atticblood

4 жыл бұрын

22 and same!

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

3 жыл бұрын

I was just your age not too long ago. I just turned forty minus two. It only gets worse, young cubs. 😁

@Sherkalyn

3 жыл бұрын

33 and my wrists were killing me when I woke up. 🙄

@jesuschristiscallingyou953

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sherkalyn I'm close to 40 and they hurt when I sleep on them.

@VidWatcher01

3 жыл бұрын

Hell I slept wrong on more than one occasion in my tweens & teens & had to recover over the week😂 The only people that who can sleep any which way are age embryo to 5!🤣🤣🤣

A good looking man, my age, and can make me laugh. Who could ask for more?

He's talking about gen Z! Not millennials. Why does no one get that?

@TazarZero

4 жыл бұрын

I got it, and I facepalmed accordingly.

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

This is from back in 2015/2016 yall

@chasecharron4546

4 жыл бұрын

because nobody cares lol

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothyfloogle He said it was the year 2017. It's especially confusing because the title mentions 2020.

@AkSamurai69

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, misleading title and all, but even in 2017 he's talking about the wrong generation. However, he's funny

Who came up with this title? He never spoke on 2020 as this was recorded in 2017

2020: pause the riots, don't forget your face mask. 😩🤣

@4knewt505

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂

@vashmatrix5769

2 жыл бұрын

2021 & it's like 1984 with jab mandates + illegals.

"There are no fish meetings!... We're still gonna go with 'swim away.' "

I'm 35. Just made the cut 🤣 Funny stuff!

@TheImmortalPwnage

4 жыл бұрын

Hi 35. I'm grandpa

@jennifer9047

4 жыл бұрын

Has it hit ya yet?

@naturallygorg85

4 жыл бұрын

I'll make the cut tomorrow 🤗

2020 is a hard wakeup call for the entire world.

Loved: "Going on hearsay..."

The menu rant 😂🤣😂🤣 my ex husband did that when ordering and it irked the heck out of me lol 😂🤣🤣

Loved him! Need 2 c more of this man pls.

simple solution, always get extra fries, you're gonna eat them anyway, just get the extra fries.

@onemadhungrynomad

4 жыл бұрын

@Binguh Bungah just get them in a second bag and don't hand her that one. modern problems require modern solutions.

Why that mans got his SCARF ON STAGE... is it that cold in Provo!😂

@rabbit32073

4 жыл бұрын

IKR, he looks like he's about to sell some newspapers on the corner, in the 1920's.

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

@@rabbit32073 😆😆😆

@themaggattack

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe his look was inspired by Gru from Dispicable Me.

@HighOnLife1985

4 жыл бұрын

He's wearing a scarf on stage because he's that chill

I highly disagree “I think I slept wrong last night” is something I’ve said quite a couple times before the age of 15, like when your arm hurts or your neck cramps for 3 days after. And I’m a competitive athlete, so that part is relatable even at a young age.

@aprilsilvers381

2 жыл бұрын

Of course you disagree. Come back in 35+ years

@jacoblinares2403

2 жыл бұрын

"I disagree" You've never been 35+ to even have reference lol

Cat Water Park?!! It's genius!! 😂

HILARIOUS! Please MR. Professor Ferguson do a 2020 sequel standup set!

I completely agree, we are getting dumber by the day, sometimes I think the second with people.

I almost died during this set. During the educating women PSA

I took photography in college. Developed my own photos in the darkroom and I really miss film.

@VidWatcher01

3 жыл бұрын

Word! I took it my senior year of high school. It's a great skill to possess.

What's a 2016? 😂 don't remember anything past wildfires from Australia in December 2019

I exist; I just wanted to prove it by writing a comment on the interwebs for the future people.🐰🎸🎵✨✌️

Well this was obviously recorded before May 26, 2020 Minneapolis said, "here, hold my beer."

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually recorded in 2017. The headline is just click bait I guess.

This skit is so much more than comedy. Well done. Hilarious with a moral of the story.

Yes DETROIT!! Welcomes you anytime! Great humor!

YOU HAD ALL DAY 🤣🤣🤣

As an old soul millennial I agree with ya buddy. 24 and definitely not an adult yet.

@nwatson2773

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry hun

@alexbarry689

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think millennials are ever going to grow up. Too coddled.

Your take on the Internet is terrific. So very true. We matter to ourselves and to our close loved ones. Not to various Internet users.

They should had used a tranquilizer gun.. that was messed up

@robertmarley8852

Жыл бұрын

He was protecting the kid

Between 3:22 and 3:23 his scarf instantly adjusts to be more even. Would've never noticed there was a break there.

2020 isn't over yet

@jonathanberry9502

4 жыл бұрын

Meteor, Alien invasion, War, Terrorist attack, Volcano, Supervolcano, Earthquake, Tidal wave, it's time for 2020 3rd quarter Emergency Bingo!

@raffaellosanti9806

3 жыл бұрын

Longest year EVER

I get you Mr. Ferguson. My mother loved this line, "If You KIDS don't Stop it, I'm gonna Tear Off Your Arms and BEAT YOU with the BLOODY ENDS!!!" Another good one was, "I'm gonna Slap You Silly! Then I'm gonna Slap You Happy....and if you don't GET Happy, I'm gonna Slap you UNTIL you GET HAPPY!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

3:00 ive never laughed so hard at a joke in my life

You are fun. And I really like your mom! (ten kids, 52 yrs married)

LOL, my husband always asks about the specials and the dailies, and I just order off the menu and have them remove one thing I don't like. 😂🤣

This guy was actually pretty bloody funny!

@prepperjonpnw6482

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! I thought I was the only person who uses the word “bloody” as an adjective and/or adverb lol Cheers

@tracylangsley4064

3 жыл бұрын

@@prepperjonpnw6482 your bloody welcome welcome to my world 😂

Really liked Lamont Ferguson, hope to see more of him🌹

Too many commercials. We lose the moments in the jokes and the jokes feel too long.

Lamont Ferguson is a very funny man! 🤣

Great show! This Canadian guy is charismatic as hell ❤️

I'm 24 and i sleep wrong allll the time lol

@phyvo

4 жыл бұрын

I remember in high school one time I woke up and my head was literally stuck tilted to one side, like the worst stiff neck you could imagine. It took all day before I could get out of bed comfortably and overnight to get back to normal.

R.I.P Harambe 5/28/16

@andrewchan4042

4 жыл бұрын

Harambe started the modern era for memes

@HomemakerDaze

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that mum better donate to the zoo or something

@valeriadelrio-rodriguez4953

3 жыл бұрын

Still remember when Harambe was written down as a president choice by like 5,000 ppl Harambe 2016

How they going to dislike if its published 15 min ago and its a 40min video?

@yunghaneef4199

4 жыл бұрын

It doesn't take that long to see if someone sucks or not....

@Wholesome_Fries

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like what I see

@mattmclaughlin7338

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wholesome_Fries is that you being racīst ?

@mattmclaughlin7338

4 жыл бұрын

@@yunghaneef4199 does it take more than 15 minutes or less than 15 minutes

@UnprofessionalProfessor

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattmclaughlin7338 1 minute in and the comedian said something racist...you really think you want to get into this?

him: "I must have slept wrong" Me at 17: "I always sleep wrong"

😄😄snap chat!!! Yea!!!, our cameras were limited lol 😆😆😆

The participation ribbons were for the parents, millennial kids dgaf. It's the parents that feel like failures

i think he’d be pleasantly surprised to know that a lot of

@118djs

3 жыл бұрын

We're not regressing. Just not progressing because all those ignorant 60s years control the government. It just feels like regression because all the technology makes everything that's been going on this whole time under the surface much more visible and unignorable.

@sandypeppers6861

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just comedy folks......

@michaeltorrisi7289

3 жыл бұрын

I'm with him on this one. You know how when you're 16, you think you know everything? Then you get to 26 and you realize you were an effing idiot? Well, at 36, you realize the same applies to 26.

@Valerie_0510

3 жыл бұрын

My husband and I have been on our own since we were 17-19 We are in our mid 30's. Most of our friends were. Our parents are real immature. My moms in her 50s my husbands in her 60's. I know people in their 40's and 60's living with their parents still. It just depends on your family dynamics. This guy is funny otherwise.

@bethspurr3288

3 жыл бұрын

Yes dude yes 👍

Thanks!

Love how he calls back to earlier jokes at the end.