Comedian Does Nothing But Peanut Butter Jokes | Greg Warren | The Salesman
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Ex-peanut butter salesman turned comedian Greg Warren is a fierce @JifBrand loyalist. Don’t believe us? Watch this clip where he breaks down all the peanut butter categories, no holds barred.
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This guy does 12 minutes on peanut butter and I laughed out loud several times. That's serious writing talent.
@72marshflower15
Жыл бұрын
I could say the same about bananas. The organic subtropical varieties are the best, but everyone in the US eats the fake ones called “Chiquita”. Those suck compared to the other more organic varieties. Organic peanut butter is way better than the fake stuff too, but people don’t know that til it’s too late cause they’re obese with health problems.. We don’t want shampoo!! We want real poo!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship
Жыл бұрын
It was clean also. Cheers to him eh?
@kingayy9267
Жыл бұрын
Reminded of Joe List doing the first part of his special with airplane jokes. When you thought that topic had been beaten to dust already, he made it funny.
@lukesayers5850
Жыл бұрын
Hedburg
@damienwarlock
Жыл бұрын
@@lukesayers5850 i used to eat peanut butter. i still do, but i used to, too.
It’s almost like his friend dared him, “I bet you can’t do a whole show just on peanut butter!” And he triumphed.
@professorhank2593
Жыл бұрын
It is possible.I did 20 minutes on Walt Whitman on a bet. All to win a shot of tequila. Probably wasn't as funny..
@zac3392
Жыл бұрын
And that friend was Nate Bargatze…
@Aware_Bear
Жыл бұрын
He was like, "Dude, hold my, Jif, brb".
@JohannGambolputty22
Жыл бұрын
@@zac3392 It’s funny you mentioned him. I was thinking the whole time his style reminded me of Nate.
@mattmarzula
Жыл бұрын
@@professorhank2593 I can guarantee that it wasn't.
Love how the crowd turned so hard on the guy who eats Peter Pan.
@VroodenTheGreat
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Greg stopped the mob when they went after the Skippy lady, but when they went after the Peter Pan guy, he just let them have at it.
@MichaelJMetz
Жыл бұрын
As a comic, that's when you know you have the audience.
@opensourceanglers8291
Жыл бұрын
@@MichaelJMetzi was thinking the same thing. If this guy ever decides to start a cult it's gonna be Jonestown all over again...
@christophergreen2892
Жыл бұрын
@@opensourceanglers8291 Except it will end with Peter Pan sandwiches instead of Flavor Aid.
@JTA1961
Жыл бұрын
Due to the recent "PANdemic"
I didn't know I needed peanut butter humour in my life.
@MrBuketman
Жыл бұрын
In the middle of his 99 cent Jiff story I got a Reeses peanut butter Cup commercial. Where did the Butterfinger Crisp bars go? A better version of the Nutter Butters.
@FewNewReasonss
Жыл бұрын
@@MrBuketman Butterfingers are heaven when you're craving one.
@BubbaDukems
Жыл бұрын
@MrBuketman Uht-oh, somebody was home schooled by an "unchoosey" mom. I can tell by your spelling of Jif. 🤭 There's another life, my man. Jokes aside, it's crazy how ads can work, huh?
@russbell6418
Жыл бұрын
But I did! I DID!🤣🤣
I worked with Greg a long time ago back in the Houston showcase days. He's the real deal as a comic. Glad to see he's getting some recognition for decades of his hard work.
Finally someone who understands how vital peanut butter is
@xR0N1Nx
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@MrMcguire89
Жыл бұрын
@@xR0N1Nx cue in the diabities and plant toxins lol.
@reklezzz9038
Жыл бұрын
I was actually eating a spoon full of peanut butter…
@TokyoXtreme
Жыл бұрын
Some called him nuts.
@sundog3247
Жыл бұрын
Solid set
“Honey I’m leaving Big Peanut Butter to pursue a career in comedy. Yes. Peanut Butter jokes only.” This man’s wife is a saint.
After 10 minutes of talking this man was capable of getting an entire crowd of people to turn on another man for simply uttering the words "Peter Pan". Now that's power.
@kingayy9267
Жыл бұрын
Never seen a comedy show turn into a _Lord of the Flies_ situation before.
This guy is masterclass at crowd work and staying on topic for so long. Honestly hilarious 😂
@ZeroESG.goopootoob
Жыл бұрын
No one _is_ masterclass, or is _a_ masterclass... one _gives_ a masterclass... kind of like the masterclass you gave in poor syntax. Have some peanut butter.
@jamespohl-md2eq
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Wrong. Pedantic fukstik.
@SoldrfMfortune
Жыл бұрын
He was probably the in-house managerial or corporate motivational speaker after being in advertising and leading focus groups
@JB-fh1bb
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroESG.goopootoob Go read the definition of “literally” and weep.
@Hklbrries
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroESG.goopootoobHe is Masterclass.
Seeing a clean comic crush it always brings the best laughs
@6lu5ky86
Жыл бұрын
I agree 100% It's one of the reasons why Brian Regan is my favorite comic.
@CaseyWinehouse
Жыл бұрын
Brian Regan is the Peter Pan Peanut Butter of comedy.
@blairpenny1526
Жыл бұрын
@Casey Winehouse your opinion of comedy is the organic peanut butter of opinions sooo...yeah shut it
@dokwalk621
Жыл бұрын
CLEAN?! He said some bad things about Peter Pan and Skippy..
@jeremy9876543
Жыл бұрын
He's using the words "peanut butter" as a euphemism for anal sex.
That's one of the best sets I've heard. I never would have imagined that anyone could tell jokes about peanut butter for 12 minutes! 😂🤣🤪
I have never heard peanut butter dissected a million different ways. 😂
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
Жыл бұрын
This should be taught in comedy. Who can extrapolate so much from so little, it’s insane
@kurtisfriedrick6655
Жыл бұрын
Wait until you discover George Washington Carver👌
"You can't own a whole sandwich!" 😂
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
It’s just not right.
@crazyjoeshorts5256
Жыл бұрын
Chicago hot dog and Philly cheese steak have entered the chat.
Greg Warren doesn't get enough attention. He's hilarious.
When you want to be sure you will never be accused of stealing jokes…create a peanut butter set. Legend.
Not a single dirty word in that entire bit, and he was absolutely hilarious!!!🤣
@SachelleCambria
14 күн бұрын
I love it. I hate how some comedians think they have to cuss to be funny.
His delivery is on point! The material is funny, but his superb delivery is what really does it for me. The man's got skills. 😀
@big566bunny
Жыл бұрын
Yes, a peculiar rhythm, as if shy about speaking in public, the suspense builds, then comes the payoff. Quite unique.
Dude had the audience forming fierce opinions on peanut butter brands by the middle of the bit. That's power right there.
How long can someone make fun of peanut butter? He was still going when the video ended. What a unique talent.
DAMN. Dude single-handedly justified the entire row that exists somehow in the grocery store for peanut butters.
Never in a million years would I have guessed how HILARIOUS an entire set about peanut butter would be. Epic!
I’ve seen lesser comics struggle to do a whole set even with fool-proof topics like marriage and work. This guy just riffed on a random topic for 12 straight minutes and it was nothing but gold.
@cyberdronefpv
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he knows a thing or two about peanut butter.
@strats991
Жыл бұрын
That wasn't riffing. It was written material.
@stolensentience
Жыл бұрын
Random? Doubt he knows anything better than pb
This guy took what he knew and made it funny and interesting. Well played sir!
@JTA1961
Жыл бұрын
In a nutshell
@snickpickle
Жыл бұрын
@@JTA1961 You have won this sub thread, Sir! Hahaha!
Lmfao!! I laughed so hard my four dogs were looking at me like I was nuts. I'm still laughing lol!! Wholly cow 😂😭😂😭!!!! ❤️
It’s amazing how quickly Greg divided the room. Absolutely hilarious!
Love Greg Warren. And as a peanut butter junkie, I was in tears while watching this. He really knows his stuff! He probably will put peanut butter to the fish sandwich he will give to that subway lady!
I passed up on this video several times. A full set just on peanut butter jokes? Well... I'm glad I watched. This was priceless comedy!
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad we finally got you!
@htspencer9084
Жыл бұрын
@@GregWarren Mate, love the set! Your ability to somehow relate peanut butter to so many different things is impressive as hell.
I absolutely love this guy’s delivery and sarcasm. Wonderfully not overly-goofy or annoying. Amazing set. 😂
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
Thank you MSC!!!
One of the greatest comedic performances ever. I can't believe how brilliantly perfect this is. Holy. Wow.
The "you can't OWN a whole sandwich" bit lol
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy!
you can make anything funny if you deliver it properly. This guy is good.
I cannot believe how hilarious a 12-minute skit about peanut butter could be. Reese's Creamy Peanut Butter is pretty damn good, btw.
@blackgirloffgrid1054
Жыл бұрын
Are you some type of Reeces apologist ?! 😅
Wow. Clicked because the people on the Bob and Tom show speak so highly of Mr Warren. Did not expect this. Complete command of the room. Effortless delivery and timing. Sitting at my desk and laughing at freaking peanut butter jokes. A masterclass in stand up comedy. The audience is 100% with him- in on the jokes and ready for more. This guy should be a household name. And he works clean. So much more challenging.
You got me with the "Type 2 Peanut Goo" 😂
"You don't see a ring-pop trying to get in the jewelry business" was classic.
No dirty jokes. No curse words. No race, creed, color, or religion. Pure comedy. Hilarious. Clever. Great timing. Outstanding 👍
Finally found another comedian who actually made me laugh outloud at almost every joke, with tears of happiness. That was so enjoyable. It made the time fly.
@StopItGarrison
Жыл бұрын
Wtf
Type two peanut goo should’ve been the name
😂 I never imagined there would be another human on earth who liked peanut butter more than my dad.
This is incredible. Amazing well crafted bit. My one criticism would be that I wanted at least another 3 minutes on the peanut allergy narcissism.
This makes me very happy. Not only is it peanut butter material, but it's an unapologetic onslaught of peanut butter material and I love it.
That is some serious dry roasted humor. 🥜🥜🥜
Jesus christ this guy is good, honestly proof that you can write an entire comedy bit about anything
I have never seen a more solid set based solely on a spread product before. Well done.
I've never laughed at peanut butter before, this guy's a legend.
Love comedy like this - clean, good-natured, smart, and just fun!
@donnix1192
Жыл бұрын
I agree, just making people laugh with a relatable topic. Not hipster political pandering.
@Bejaardenbus
Жыл бұрын
@@donnix1192 I agree. Talking about politics is SO hipster, it's not like people have been doing that for literally thousands of years, often at the risk of death. No, it's hipster, and BAD. DeSantis 2024, amirite?
@jcmick8430
Жыл бұрын
@@Bejaardenbus triggered hipster defected
My god this is amazing. Who else wants another 10 minutes?
This guy is a Brian Regan-tier clean comic. Really solid.
@hal900x
Жыл бұрын
Lofty praise
@jrm2fla
Жыл бұрын
Seriously funny!
I would never have thought you can do an entire routine on peanut butter and he does a great job of keeping a straight face.
I may be a proud, die-hard Skippy girl, but I've got to respect this man's dedication and ability to do an *entire* set solely about peanut butter! 🥜
@xxSirMrSkippyxx
Жыл бұрын
Ma’am you have covid
@ATinyWaffle
Жыл бұрын
You need to get a mammogram ASAP or those things may fall off at any instant.
@AC-ih7jc
Жыл бұрын
Hey, at least I eat peanut butter! Mom was a health food nut, so most brands were off the table ("Jif? Peter Pan? No, we don't buy those. They have too much sugar and additives!") I played along (the stuff they ground fresh at the heath food store was pretty good, actually) until she tried foisting the stuff that separates on me. That crap NEVER remixed properly. Mom's solution? She'd freakin' pour off the oil ("fat is bad for you!") leaving a jar of peanut-flavored concrete behind that wouldn't spread, even on frozen bread. So yeah, where I'm coming from, Skippy is a step up. Most other brands are too sickly sweet, like they're using sugar to hide a substandard recipe/ingredients. Besides, l enjoy the occasional metal part in my PB! 😀
@ice_fox
Жыл бұрын
Roasted honey nut Skippy (orange label) is the best peanut butter ever.
@AC-ih7jc
Жыл бұрын
@@ice_fox That is indeed, good stuff! ...and no ground up bees!
Damnnnnnnnn, HE SLAYED, and on such a narrow topic. Legend Status Awarded!
Possibly the most original comic out there. No body else around doing even a single pb joke
@leadboots72
Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan made fun of extra crunchy PB. The joke was it was just a jar of peanuts. Funny stuff.
Very funny. I truly admire a comedian who can make you laugh with G-rated humor. Bless You!
Dayum! He is funny! Wow, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Great topic and amazing delivery!
Good material, but what really stood out is the excellent delivery and crowd timing.
This is the Dumbest, and Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thank you for the laughs, Greg Warren! 🤣🤣🤣
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
I’m pretty dum.
@BillHustonPodcast
Жыл бұрын
@@GregWarren Comedy GENIUS!
Cheers to the guy who actually pronounces the "L" in "salmon". (6:21) I like it. You're very funny AND you've got guts.
Hey, there’s another way to live. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thelastmanonearth2631
Жыл бұрын
It still freaks me out when I read the comment right as the video is saying it. Happened again, mom!
@SeeStuDo
Жыл бұрын
@The Last Man on Earth I started laughing again just coming back to this comment. 🤣
The world needs more of this
"I don't like you sir, I respect your confidence" 😂😂😂😂
I had to come back another day and watch this again and yeah, He killed it AGAIN! 😂😂
For having a mild speech impediment his delivery is still great! Really natural and genuine. His content makes me think of the great Miitch Hedberg.
@jaythom1233
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if it’s a speech impediment. The roof of his mouth could be covered in peanut butter
@whatsupinspace854
Жыл бұрын
@@jaythom1233 🤣
@HeadCase55
Жыл бұрын
What's his speech impediment?
@lizardmandx
Жыл бұрын
I could hear it at 2:20 when he said "preserve peoples appetites" definitely some Mitch influence
@HeadCase55
Жыл бұрын
@lizardmandx I heard what you're saying but that's more of a delivery and less of a speech impediment
Saw Greg live years ago, had the crowd rolling back then too. Get your flute Greg!
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
Flute your flute
@zac3392
Жыл бұрын
GREGGGGGG FLUTE MAN!!
@giraffesareselfish9563
Жыл бұрын
@@zac3392 Greg, Greg, Greg
“You don’t see Ring pop in the jewelry business “😂😂😂😂
to be able to talk about peanut butter this long and be really funny is raw talent!
One of the most original bits I've ever heard. Guy is a friggin' star. Bravo.
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
Thanks buddy
This is actually the best thing on the internet.
@GregWarren
Жыл бұрын
Thanks T!
This is a comedy master class on how to take any subject and make it funny as hell. True creative talent here.
this is genuinely the best stand up set i've heard in a looong time.
I love Greg, he is 1 of those guys who makes everything funny! He can talk about anything and make laugh your ass off. He comes on WDVE all the time, and always hilarious. True PRO!!!
@yarbafett
Жыл бұрын
Who is this?
@michaelmcdermott5372
Жыл бұрын
@@yarbafett Greg Warren
“Me, eater. You, maker.” I want that on a shirt.
New favorite comedian no cursing clean jokes. Love it
Using his hand to cut up the Omega/salmon/salmonella joke for those that didn't get it was genius. It cracked me up.
This takes skill...brilliant...😂😂😂 from the UK
Type II Peanut Goo! That would totally work as a diabetic food name.
This guy's act was 100% solid. Great job!
@GomuGear4
Жыл бұрын
He should have spent more time on it to make it creamy
His face after he nailed the type 2 peanut goo choo choo joke lmao
That was phenomenally funny. I was kinda hoping for some jokes on how weird ingredients get mixed with peanut butter sometimes. I had an uncle that used to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
@daviderwin4705
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Peanut butter and Miracle Whip is better, but mayo will do in a pinch.
@johnwhitley9209
Жыл бұрын
When he was out of bananas?
@amandalawson8663
Жыл бұрын
@@daviderwin4705km
@brianhaygood183
Жыл бұрын
Awww, man, I didn't need that information. That's horrifying.
@feedigli
Жыл бұрын
We had a beatnik minister who ate peanut butter & ham sandwiches.
If this man can do this with multiple topics then he might need to be outlawed. I mean… I believe his loyalty to Jiff now! If it’s not real then he is a dangerous man! 😎👍🏼
Organic peanut butter is always the best just remember to keep it upside down takes care of your stiring problem for the most part it always goes on the smoothest
In the UK, Jif was the name for both a cleaning product (now renamed Cif) and lemon juice, but never peanut butter. This guy's very funny!
What a great set. Glad he's out there getting laughs.
reminds me of an old Brian Regan bit about how now they have peanut butter and jelly mixed into one jar you can buy.. he's like who out there is saying "ehh.. I could really go for a sandwich but... I don't wanna have to open TWO jars! next they'll just start putting croutons in there so you don't even need bread". lol
Amazing. 12 minutes of jokes about peanut butter. LOL
This was amazing. How have I not heard of this man?
This man just did to peanut butter what Bill Burr did to Philly... Anybody else picking up any Bruce Campbell vibes?
@ryanscottnix
Жыл бұрын
Bruce Campbell vibes... Now that you mention it, yes! Absolutely! I need to look up Burr's take on Philly now.
@reflectionist
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanscottnix Out of respect for Greg Warren's relatively clean, wholesome comedy, I should at least mention that the Bill Burr Philly Rant is a rough one to listen to. That man does NOT mince words, it was a terribly rude crowd, full of REALLY drunk people, and he just went OFF. So if you look that up expecting THIS level of "clean" then.... don't.
@ryanscottnix
Жыл бұрын
@@reflectionist Just watched it. You're right, that was brutal! Pretty funny, though!
It's like Jim Gaffigan, but even narrower! And also-- an even smaller scope for his jokes!
This guy should open for Jim Gaffigan, they could do an entire special centered around bacon and peanut butter.
It is a strong set in spite of the limited subject matter. Very funny. Well done.
Brilliant how this video shows up just as I'm making a quick snack of peanut butter crackers!
@sn1000k
Жыл бұрын
The phone knows all
This set will become legend
Now I have to go out and buy Jiff..... Haven't had jif in 20 years... I remember it being awesome. Damn you sir...
As Jim Gaffigan's 'audience voice' would ask: "How many jokes about peanut butter is he gonna say?"
This makes me crave peanut butter.
This is an extremely impressive exercise in How resource will you be within a single subject matter. Not to mention how to tie it all together
I'm glad to see traditional stand-up comedians are learning from internet humor. Sometimes, ranting passionately about an objectively ridiculous topic is the funniest option.
This was brilliant, laughed the whole time.
I need a Type2 Peanut Gooooo t shirt
This totally fucking rocks! 10/10! Absolute genius! And I'm not just saying that because I live down the road from the factory!
I remember seeing Greg on Coming to the Stage on BET a long time ago. He has been one of my fav comedians since.